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What a nice board!
Do you even lift? >>>/fit/

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>Friday Night
Allowed on Friday; bumplocked on Sunday; deleted somewhere later in the week so we don't have 4 of them littering the catalog by the end of the month.
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Kill shit decked out with all the cybernetics a man could wish for, become a decker and battle hackers in cyberspace.
>Wait what?
Dystopia is an objective-based cyberpunk source mod where you fight simultaneously in the real world and cyberspace.

Server will be online sometime tomorrow (Thursday) and will stay up until Monday morning or longer if still active.

Steam its free:
>Edit SteamUser in bin/win32/rev.ini to change name, launch with revLoader.exe or multiplayer wont work.

To connect, open the console and type:
>connect IP:PORT

We all love fighting and we all love games, so let's combine the two.

>What have you been playing recently?  Try any new games?
>Has your local scene collapsed due to corona-chan or do you still netplay?
>Who's your favourite fighting game character, either for aesthetics or gameplay?
>Are there any series you want to return from the dead?
No share thread? Let's fix that.

Previous Thread: I don't have the last zchan archive 

How to Contribute
Post ITT, make a pull request (git client or gitgud IDE) or raise an issue.
If you do not have you own account: tough shit because the public account is busted.

Anons have experienced shady shit with IGG (e.g. miners and extra files that served no purpose in terms of running the games) and they're from Vietnam

We prefer danknet magnet links, not that garbage clearnet shit like bittorrents & IPFS.
Read a book or something if you want to catch up
Save EVERYTHING >>>/eternalarchive/

>Bypassing Mega's bandwith quota
MegaDownloader + or mega-dl (megatools) and a proxy

Guide to a Happy Share Thread

1. Before requesting, search online and even use distributed search engines (e.g. InfraSearch, Opencola, YaCy, FAROO).
2. Look in CheckBeforePosting, the archives, and volafile.
3. If a password is required check the archives, especially the source thread if it's listed.
4. Be as specific as possible. If you have the cover art of the file you want, post it in both the share thread and in vola room.
5. Links to files will purposely be misleading by having spaces, lines, keys & passwords split in the post. This includes torrent hashes.
	a. If you see a string of characters (e.g. c12fe1c06bba254a9dc9f519b335aa7c1367a88a) with or without dashes, it is a magnet link.
	b. If your bittorrent is shit, prepend magnet:?xt=urn:btih: to the string.
	c. Find and Replace (sed/tr/awk) is your friend.

1. When in doubt, upload. Ask questions later.
2. Upload to at least 5 alternative sources and keep a local copy if space permits.
3. Use a URL shortener (spaced or split), base64 encryption, and/or paste relinks (e.g. on file links to confuse bots.
4. Encrypt your uploads with a password, key, or generator. Rename the files something random, even their checksums. Maybe even pad files to the nearest GB or so to confuse bots.
5. If your connection is stable, it is extremely advisable to self host using anonymity tools like Freenet, I2P, Gnunet, distributed NNTP or MixMinion/Mixmaster.

1. Before uploading a batch of miscellaneous files (e.g images and music), be sure they are unique enough to stand on their own and that you ask for the majority's consensus whether to upload the files individually.
2. Upload 5 files and then zip the rest if the dump is larger then 6-7 files. Music Albums exceeding 5 files are to be zipped.
3. When uploading .torrent, either add them to the a zip of the game or just don’t upload those misc files. Properly label files so that they can be identified without asking someone else.
4. For lewd stuff with filenames like RJ74765, either add a .txt linking to the contents on a website or just add the title to the .txt (e.g. "BIG BOOTY WOMEN SIT ON SHOTA FACE (RJ34734)").
5. You can filter files by file type (.txt, .rar, etc) or search the file list with the bar hidden by the filter files button.
	a. When in doubt, archive as a single [or split if too large], then upload.
I was playing some CDDA using the aftershock mod but I think that is dead now. Which is a shame, CDDA wants to become more "grounded" and removed a lot of the futuristic stuff. Aftershock adds that stuff back in as well as some other removed content and some new like new classes and enemies. It even had the start of its own questline which was really cool, guess I'll see if anyone else picks it up. I wish there were more scifi roguelikes, I heard there was a mech one but I never found it. 
So what are you playing anon?
Do you consider yourself a fan of a game/franchise that you have never played? Which is it?The last few months i have seen multiple persons that claimed they were fans but never played a game in the series, i don't know anymore if i'm in the wrong but i don't think you can claim that and never touched it in the first place, how did you became a fan then? Saw it in the windows at a game store and though "what a cool game, i like it"? Am i out of touch?
What's this all about?
Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokémon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokémon battling simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

How does it work?
After the current champ calls "new champ", the first anon to claim the title is our champ. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Champ can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Champ plays in National Dex unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Champ can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. All Pokémon must be nicknamed. If the sugg didn't have a name, champ makes one up.
4. Don't suggest twice, unless your last sugg was 15 minutes ago or champ explicitly asked for resuggs.
5. Champ should replace resuggs with fresh suggestions that come in later.
6. Don't spam the catalog with threads.

Pokémon Showdown! BETA:
Premade mons for Gen 8:
Premade mons for National Dex:
How to make a shitmon:
OP copypasta:
I've started a solo run of FF5 with the custom classes hack. Bartz only.
I'm about to hit the Fire Crystal and I'm already level 21, about 75% of the time I've been going with the Blue Mage. At this point in the game, I've just picked up ????, which combos magnificently with Vampire. Because I'm a solo character, I've got a decent chunk of HP at my disposal and the early-game utility of blue magic is so important that I'm trying to get it ASAP to put on other characters. I've played this game enough to where it's too easy for me normally, but this is a pretty effective challenge. I'm allowing myself to freely change between any class since I'm not so crazy that I would want to do single-class runs.
The hardest roadblocks so far have been Karbalos, who annihilates most solo characters, and Shiva, who spams Blizzara every turn. 

Anyway, the hack gives you a lot to play around with, as you can see. The only command my Blue Mage normally has is Blue - the other 3 commands can be freely switched around, so I could have a mage with literally no way of physically attacking if I really wanted to. On top of this, what commands you assign also influences your end stats. Grind enough and you can basically do anything. Plus it makes the GBA classes actually usable in the regular game, even if they are a bit... strong. 

You DO play RPGs without a full party, right? I don't even care if it isn't a JRPG, just tell us about it.
Let's talk about the state of MMO's.Try to keep discussion centered around either free games, private servers, and open source projects for anon accessibility.

PSO2 NA dropped onto steam after its hilariously buggy microjew store launch. But on steam it's region locked to north americans and doesn't seem bypassable, whereas if you get it from the microjew store you can get it even as a euro as long as you switch your PC's region to NA.

Calypso is hosting a tournament for the most ruthless of fighters to fight for the chance to get a free wish. What ever could go wrong?

Weekly stream of Fire Pro Wrestling World where you can post in the thread to suggest a create-a-wresters/characters to fight the others. Consider it a spinoff of 8chanmania, where there may be lore or random shit drawn off that. Check catalogue for info thread for more definitely explanation.

-Need 16 fighters. Anything short of that and I'm just hand-picking some filler.
-Try to keep it /v/ or meme. Remember where you came from.
-When in doubt, dubs, trips and quads holds more nomination weight.
-If you don't want me to make the noms, give me a workshop link or an .editexp to use instead
-Also post suggested themes/BGM you want

Grand Finals qualifiers will be determined using a points rating system:
1 Point awarded for win base, 1 extra point awarded for every two points loser has, 1 point extra for a Tournament Win
EDF Ranger: 5
Master Onion: 5
Aya Brea: 5
Othmar Garithos: 3
Bryan Fury: 3
Larry "Pixy" Foulke: 3
Rock Howard: 2
Tony Hawk: 2
Forrest Kayson: 2
Funbro: 2
Ankha: 2
Paul Blart: 2
Rhyperior: 1
Matias Torres: 1
Kenji Setou: 1
Winslow: 1
Rouge the Bat: 1
Virkato: 1
Hat Kid: 1
Nick Mason: 1
Astronaut: 1
Detective Halligan: 1
Little Witch Nobeta: 1
Linda Maltinie: 1
We're having a game night this Friday. Usually I'd just shut the fuck up and post a TF2V thread since it's been forever since anyone has played some good and proper TF2 (fuck you Valve) and it's possible to server config all the bullshit out of it. However, NEOTOKYO is also a really great pick and some anon was also offering to host DOOM multiplayer. So, out of courtesy to anons of many different cultures and tastes, YOU pick WHAT gets hosted.

'To be ABSOLUTELY and PERFECTLY clear, this is NOT another "haha everyone seems to like X but nobody will host it what a shame" poll that happens every single fucking time in these kinds of threads.' Either I will host a game that wins the vote this weekend or one of the (probably non-existent) volunteers will. If something happens to the plan to host it on my side (emergency, etc) you will hear it in advance. - poll here

>What is Thrive?
Thrive is littelary a free open-source beta Spore, but it's trying to be more of a half-sim then anything. 
The game is curently  and it will be mostlikely forever in development.
While they do have ((((patreon)))) but as far as I know the development is actually faster then before. They are sadly still on the first stage. 
You can download it through here 
But I would rather wait, because today is a new version coming out
Also you can check the devforum if you want
And also their main site
Inb4 >shill

Also I'm not sure if I should also make an Open-source thread and if I should talk about Thrive there?
October and no horror thread? C'mon anons.
What are you planning to play this Halloween?
I play Blood every Halloween. Is a tradition of mine. I'm also planning on playing REmake and maybe RE2. I also have Luigi's Mansion sitting there for later.
Zchan is dead, long live zzzzzzzzzzchan edition

>#8/agdg/ via
> via matrix programs
>Dev resources:

>Previous bread:

Can't believe it's been 2 months and I just found out about this. Has anyone started making their own game during this time?
>everything today is multiplayer
>slap on some shallow multiplayer, endless grind, piecemeal rewards, get streamers to shill for it and the game becomes popular
>everything is a blatant hamsterwheel, no one even pretends anymore, not the owners of the wheels nor the hamsters
>gameplay is the lowest of low effort shit
>the only sense of accomplishment is grinding events and levels, "getting good" at the game is impossible since there are no skills to train, or the game can be played on autopilot
>biggest battles over retaining players and popularity
>endless multiplayer games "only" a couple of years old full of promise have all fallen to the wayside, and more games will share that fate
>there is an inflation of multiplayer games, but not enough players
>games have changed

This got me thinking, are there any truly good, modern single player games out there anymore? Ones that don't have any sort of tacked on multiplayer or aren't designed with multiplayer in mind? I guess what I want from a good single player experience is for it to be a self-contained environment; one that expects you to learn skills related to it and then push your skills and knowledge of the game to their limits. Singleplayer designed only with singleplayer in mind vastly outclasses singleplayer with tacked on multiplayer.

Since we have so much multiplayer now, who is making quality single player games anymore? Is it even possible at this point?

oh shit oh fuck someone is hosting jops and the devs are in it too.
>What the fuck
ARMA but RADICAL and you get to kill gooks with napalm from helicopters
>How the fuck
Please do not be retard, do not install punkbuster
'*2.6 hotfix*'

Both the installer and the game need to be ran as administrator

>Where the fuck
Open Directip_settings, input 
>Why the fuck

Little mini-/tech/ thread to talk about things surrounding gaming hardware, peripherals, and linux/open source gaming.

>Open source games
>Open source game clones
I reinstalled Titanfall 2 a few days ago after being reminded of it in a thread here and I've been swimming in endorphins ever since.  The experience of going fast, shooting people, piloting mechs, and being free of most CY+5 AAA bullshit was refreshing.  I also started replaying the campaign and I've been having a surprisingly good time with that, too.

>the fuck is titanfall?
It's like CoD if you ripped out 90% of CoD's garbage game design and replaced it with giant robots, rocket launchers, and a naked lust for speed.  Possibly the best FPS of the last decade and one of the few EA games that isn't made for FIFA niggers and soy golems.

>why the fuck should i care?
EA released it on Steam earlier this year, and that brought a huge influx of new players.  After Apex Legends confirmed the series had been killed in favour of Battle Royale trend-chasing last year, the infusion of new blood and attention has been a much-needed note of optimism.

>doesn't this game require Origin?
Yeah, it's pretty faggy.  Even if you buy it through Steam, you still need to have a stripped down version of the Origin launcher in the directory (and I believe you'll need an Origin account, similar to how Ubisoft's Uplay DRM works).  Origin isn't active malware that will commandeer your PC's resources to become part of a botnet anymore, but saying "all it does is uniquely identify your hardware and cross-reference it with other data" isn't much better.  You can get around giving EA money by using a key reseller, but Origin is the real price to pay.

Anyway, let's talk about Titanfall and maybe post some gameplay clips or something.
>favourite guns
>favourite titans
>favourite maps
>favourite game modes
>cool things you've done
I fucked the last one so here you have an another one. Feel free to discuss about strategy games.
Post vidya webms.
Libbie is video games now, faggot. She's a secret player character in this action puzzle game called Petal Crash which came out yesterday.  I don't know shit about the people who made it but it's published by the Freedom Planet guys and Libbie is fucking cute so this doubles as a Libbie thread.
>inb4 where's the magnet link
No fucking clue, but it's on as well as steam so someone's probably reuploaded it somewhere.







I saw a game recently that was so ugly that I felt it harmed me on a spiritual level.  The aesthetic is essentially the kind of iPhone flat design you see in every piece of faggot-developed software these days.  It's honestly kind of impressive that the devs managed to make it look this way, but it's so painful to behold that I think it does more harm than good.  I watched a summary of the bosses and cutscenes on YouTube and took some screenshots, and that was all I could bear; I can't fathom actually exposing my eyeballs to this for hours.
>literal cryptocoin boss that calls people "normies"
>literal emoji boss that uses an iPhone and has a dakimakura in his boss room and calls people "NPCs"
>your notifications about new items and quests look like iPhone messages
>there isn't any shading or texture in the entire game
>all the music is the same kind of hollow, synthetic noise with just enough popping sounds to lull people into thinking it means anything

Are there any games you've encountered where the visual style is so grating that it wounds your soul?  I want to see games that are monuments to ugliness.
I'm back faggots.What are you playing? Are you enjoying it? Would you reccomend it?
I'm playing the Torna Dlc for Xenoblade Chronicles 2,it gives an enjoyable spin to the combat from the original so i'm enjoying it,if you want to know more about the Aegis war you should play it.
What was a moment where you went full retard in a game?

>inside the castle
>at the part where you're in a pretty open area with a ton of ganados 
>have to turn a crank to get to the next area
>I absolutely hate this part because though its open it is made of multiple narrow lanes
>have ashley turn the crank
>stairway opens and 4 ganados appear from the newly opened path
>figure I'd lob an incendiary to make it easier
>right as it left my fingers I realize that ashley is still near the crank
>forgot that if she's separate from you she will stay in place and duck
>mfw ashley is engulfed in flames and I have to start over
>Zchan replacement from z/v/ volunteer launches at
>Prolikewoah's /japan/ board has been deleted due to site warring; new board made on
>WOTC to censor depictions of D&D orcs and drow, "correct" reprints of 5th edition books, hire more "diverse talent", and incorporate "sensitivity readers" into creative process
>Possible explanation of Sony's censorship
>Journos make up "patronizing comments onslaught" story about old grandmother, get corrected by said grandmother herself:
>Fat/v/ board owner claims the /v/ on
>Twitch launches new "Twitch Safety Advisory Council" filled with SJW organizations and individuals. SJW transgender trans-deer council member cries harassment as backlash erupts from Twitch viewers/streamers and Reddit's /r/livestreamfail.
>EA promotes "No Pixels For Fascists" and "Good Gaming - Well Played Democracy" projects in German blog post, one of them headed by former Stasi informant
>Sony DMCA'd
>Acid launches
>Jason Schreier has left Kotaku for Bloomberg News
>Persona 5 is censored, with both changes to the translation and some changes to the original Japanese
>EARN IT Bill would give government power to ban encryption and monitor all messages
>Marvel Comics Introduces New Non-Binary Superhero Character "Snowflake" (and partner "Safe Space") As Part Of New Warriors Line-Up.

Collect and catalog all of the various localization and censorship accounts of past video games into a single repository from these sources:

Sony's policies forces censorship; JP devs allegedly have to go through ENG approval process:
Japanese blog post about it:
Sony Japan President Says PS4 Censorship Policy Is To Match Global Standards And Protect Kids
-Confirms censorship was deliberate
-No rules for censorship policies, games judged case-by-case
-Marvelous partner starts petition against policy
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Are you still playing New Horizons? I'm not, because I don't have a Switch and didn't want to deal with greedy resellers trying to jew people out of money at the start of the pandemic. Instead I fired up Dolphin and started playing the first english version. A portion of my town is here in the thread image, I've cultivated quite the red tulip garden. Things have been going well, though a few villagers moved out that I really would have preferred if they stayed. My biggest issue with the game so far is the house size, there just isn't enough room to put shit. I originally had the main floor as a cabin room, but I've slowly been switching it to the smaller room upstairs, it's much cozier that way. What have you anons been doing in AC?
Which of the games have you anons been playing? There hasn't been much news recently aside from the 25th anniversary announcements, the confirmation of how we're getting new aircraft, and the official Ace Combat youtube channel posting big juicy pieces of lore that nobody understands because it's all in Nipponese. There is a 25 page Famitsu article that was made just for the anniversary and was translated by some autists, which can be found here in parts:
The article goes into detail about different aspects of the series from its appeal to fans, unique aspects of each game, and the histoy of its development.

What is Ace Combat?

Ace Combat is a series of arcade-y dogfighting sims where you pilot a multitude of fictional and real planes in various conflicts in the alternate world of Strangereal. This game isn't like other flight sims such as DCS world or EF2000, in that it doesn't strive for an absurd amount of realism in its flight model. Instead, Ace Combat is all about fun. You will unleash hundreds of missiles, shoop da whoop your lasers, and execute absurdly high G turns. It is a series known for its anime plotlines, giant superweapons, amazing music, and gameplay that never gets old. So get out there and make Belka proud.
Hopefully The Last One: Edition
A thread to laugh at these shit cucksoles. Also for news and gaems.

>Astro’s Playroom
>Demon’s Souls
>Destruction AllStars

<Also on PS4:
>Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales
>Sackboy: A Big Adventure

>Forza Horizon 5
>Gears 5 
>Gears Tactics 
>The Falconeer 
>Tetris Effect: Connected 

>Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla
>Destiny 2: Beyond Light
>Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition
>Dirt 5
>Madden NFL 21
>Marvel’s Avengers
>NBA 2k21
>Watch Dogs: Legion
>Yakuza: Like A Dragon (Not on PS5, but also on PS4, Xbox One, and PC)
>Observer: System Redux

What do you anons think Nintendo will release this generation? Other version of the Switch? A new handheld?
Well let's see what we've got.
My experience with war thunder
>Cromwell op pls nerf
>Retards choosing BT-5/7 in 4.0
>Thicc threads
>Help I cannot penetrate Pz.III M  send help
>Retarded teammates doing jack shit to help anyone
>T-34 is not op, I die too much
>T-34 op pls nerf
>chinks bugs everywhere
>More top tier tonks, that you'll never have 
>No quality of life improvements
My experience with WoT
>Nothing outside of blitz
>Die often
>Idk I didn't watch the livestream on jewtube.
Ayy sup lads it's time for another EDF thread.
Two weeks ago I got myself a PSVita and got it setup for all that homebrew shit and installed EDF3 and EDF2 on it, and I was surprised on how fun EDF2 is I thought it will be the most junky game in the series but on contrary it's one of the most tightly designed EDF game in series and helped shape the series to what it is and there are many ideas that EDF5 took from it's predecessor, I think every EDF fun should atleast try this game out it's surprisingly fun.
His weapons are so fucking rad a fucking Sword with a Force Field that goes throught enemies, a motherfucking hammer that delets waves of bugs, a spear that POPS forgs heads and the Heavy cannons that goes like CLINK every shot it's a think of beauty.

A new game from the EDF mainline series has been announced, EDF6 is set in after the events of EDF5, EDF6 is set to release in 2021
And in other news developers of Iron Rain are making a new EDF spinoff called EDF:World Brother it's going to be released in 2021 for Switch and PS4

>What's your favorite game
EDF5 again but EDF2 is a close second now
>What's your favorite line
>What's your favorite weapon
Shotguns were my favorite but now that NCS cannon is the best gun in any videogame ever just because of it sound
>What's you favorite class
Still the Ranger even though I praised the Fencer I just like being that normal foot-soldier who save the day
>I want to play Online with anons
With Steam
Just extract these files and open steam to play online
There's a nosteam file one but I don't have and it requires more setting up the steamworkfix is easier but requires steam.
Without Steam
Get this first
To connect to eachother we use the Goldberg Emulator.
Download it here: If you want the full emulator, but all the files for windows are included in the posted "EDF5_GOLDBERG_FILES.pdf"
The setup for this game is really just setting up this steam emulator.
>Unpack the downloaded emulator (Goldberg_Lan_Steam_Emu_master--5c41ba02) into a random directory or rename the image from "EDF5_GOLDBERG_FILES.pdf" to "EDF5_GOLDBERG_FILES.7z" and open in 7-zip.
>Put the steam_api64.dll from the goldberg folder (or "EDF5 GOLDBERG FILES.7z") into the EDF game's directory (C:\Program Files (x86)\Earth Defense Force 5)
The steam_api64.dll file is the emulator.
Save the attached image (EDF5 Files.jpg) and rename to (*.z7) to get the preconfigured text files.
>Unpack "steam_settings" into the EDF5 directory
Now you should have C:\Program Files (x86)\Earth Defense Force 5\steam_settings with 3 files inside: custom_broadcasts.txt, DLC.txt, and steam_appid.txt
>custom_broadcasts.txt is where you put the IP of whoever is hosting. you can list multiple IPs.
>Once finished load the game and close it. This will create a directory with some files in C:\Users\username\AppData\Roaming\Goldberg SteamEmu Saves
>In there should be a folder called "settings" that contains 4 files: account_name.txt, language.txt, listen_port.txt, and user_steam_id.txt
>account_name.txt is what your steam name will appear as.
>listen_port.txt is what port you want goldberg to use. It is best to use the default.
>user_steam_id.txt is where you put your steam64 ID (Leave blank and goldberg will assign you a random one)
>If you'd like to use a specific account for example if you want to maintain progress from your actual steam account, put the Steam64ID# in this file. 
>If you'd like to use a seperate steam account for this game vs other goldberg games you may have you can create a folder next to the "settings" folder called "C:\Users\username\AppData\Roaming\Goldberg SteamEmu Saves\1007040" and put a user_steam_id.txt with a different account number in this folder. The emulator will read this folder first. consider the files in "C:\Users\username\AppData\Roaming\Goldberg SteamEmu Saves\settings" to be global for any game you use goldberg with.

If you want to host a game post your IP ITT and people can add it to their custom_broadcasts.txt file and connect to you.

I have included the fixed EXE that allows uncensored chat and an increased character limit.

All players (except potentially 1 per lobby) must have the goldberg port forwarded for both TCP and UDP in order to connect properly.
There is also a zerotier option if this method causes issue for you that would let you play with nosteam people without port forwarding
This game apparently dropped and no one is talking about it here? I want to know exactly how pozzed this game is. We used to have threads dissecting every game down to the last dirty detail before the game even got out the gate. A quick glance and I have no reason to believe this game has been spared from the corrupting touch of identity politics. Let's bring back the tradition and tear it apart.
What's this all about?
Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokémon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokémon battling simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

How does it work?
After the current champ calls "new champ", the first anon to claim the title is our champ. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Champ can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Champ plays in National Dex unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Champ can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. All Pokémon must be nicknamed. If the sugg didn't have a name, champ makes one up.
4. Don't suggest twice, unless your last sugg was 15 minutes ago or champ explicitly asked for resuggs.
5. Champ should replace resuggs with fresh suggestions that come in later.
6. Don't spam the catalog with threads.

Pokémon Showdown! BETA:
Premade mons for Gen 8:
Premade mons for National Dex:
OP copypasta:
Space Station 13: Stalkan "I was forced to post this on two boards by someone else" Edition

>What in the fuck is this?
An attempt to get you to play spessmans in a STALKER themed environment, faggot.
>STALKER themed environment?
Basically the server runs a codebase that uses STALKER as it's basis, mutants, anomalies, blowouts and all.
>How play, asshole?
Download BYOND here and make an account, negroid:
Enter IP from the pager(the thing you download to get BYOND working, retard): byond://
Play on server, fuckhead.
>Oh god there's no tasers?
You're right, there's makarovs and lots of fucking bullets to go around!
>ok how get fancy rifle
Find Artifacts, don't die to fucking anomalies, sell shit off those who DID die to fucking anomalies, Sign into your PDA and password it ORIGINALLY to get money.

Also any discussion about SS13 in general should be allowed unless the badmin is a nigger nigger nigger.
You ready to see the worst gaming list to be made in history?
We haven't had one of these in a while. In short, anons will upload random music from vidya and you'll try to guess which game it belongs to and vice versa. Bonus points if you can name the track too. You can upload anything from Zelda's main theme to some Japan only Sega Saturn soundtrack as long as you keep it vidya. I'll start by uploading 5 tracks with difficulties roughly based on how well known the games are. Who knows, maybe your next favourite will be among these!
Either because it kicked your ass, you got bored or because you are too retarded to beat it.
I mean, how many of you fucking casuals have even beaten Mike Tyson? or finished Contra or Castlevania?
No more uggos edition.

Rise was announced for the bing bing wahoo machine but it didn't say it was an exclusive so it may head to other consoles at some point, or not but switch emulation is a thing so who cares. Obvious changes are that you get an odd grapple that lets you jump around, might be cool. Also the handlers are qts but its not like there was a really big bar to pass. Also you get a dog and I'm sure there is porn of it fucking a huntress already somewhere on the internet. All in all looks like sort of a return to form with some notes taken from world.
World has some shit being announced at some point, probably another elder dragon and some speculate its Fatalis, guess we will find out. 

Anons occasionally get together to play p3rd but I'm sure some could get together to play 4u and the other games. I would like to see that again because it was pretty fun. 
So anons whats your favorite 
Bugmen are whoring out anime characters and making bank.
>Reports say that the game has now recouped its US$100 million development cost.
>“We asked ourselves why we would want to pay: it’s because we love a certain virtual character that we become willing to pay for her,” he said. “This impulse to pay was the opposite of what mainstream games had to offer at the time.”
What really is a surprise is how normalfags ate up despite all the  problematic anime characters the game has,which shows that anime is really mainstream now a days.My question is,do you think that the west will start making gacha with cute girls too to make bank? Or will they ignore it despire the huge profits and low cost of making these types of games?
 Starts at 7PM PST/10PM EST  
It's a late night Jackbox stream with /v/! Head over to to watch the stream and join the game with a room code at or go to for Use Your Words

What's the Jackbox Party Packs?
The Jackbox Party Packs are games in which you can play with 
people in a single room or stream them live with others around the world. They can range to coming up with witty punchlines and jokes in Quiplash, creating strange T-shirts in TeeKO or wondering what the prompt is in Drawful!
Step 0. Resource Acquisition
Go here to get Anki, a flash card program:

Here are some suggested decks:
Tae Kim's grammar:

Other Resources
Click the column of characters you want to study and type the corresponding romaji into the box as they appear

Kana Invaders:
Space Invaders/Galaga style clone. Type the romaji to shoot the kana alien

Simply plug the character in and instantly get a stroke order diagram
Type in a word or phrase to hear a native speaker's pronunciation

Tae Kim's Guide to Japanese:
Great introduction to Nipponese, you can start here to learn basic grammar and vocabulary

Learn Kanji by using mnemonics and radicals

Mainichi browser extension:
Learn a new vocabulary word every time you open a new tab

Learn Nipponese by playing games (requires registration) 


>Alright I've got everything set up, now what?

Fucking LEARN, you bitch. Learn the Kana first, then move on to grammar and vocabulary. I don't have all the fucking answers, I'm just the OP. Maybe you can ask for help in this thread, but who knows if you'll find any worthwhile feedback amidst the shitposting. Honestly you should be able to figure most shit out on your own.
 How do you make a game hard without making it bullshit? I feel like the art of making a game harder is actually difficult to pull off. Adding health and damage makes the game harder, sure. But if you have a pile of shit like Call of Duty how DO you even make it harder? Perhaps difficulty can only really be increased in a more complicated game because there are more options to play with? Or is it just devs cranking the numbers up because its easy?








Minecraft™ of Microdick. I haven't played it for a long time, but I do remember lot about my worlds, which all are mostlikely lost
>When did you first hear about Minecraft?
>What's the first version you've played?
>What's your favourite myth about Minecraft?
>Do you still have your first world? Can you show it?
>Do you still play it?
>What's your opinion on minecraft creepypastas?
>Am I the only one who thinks that the new fighting model is better then the old one?

Welcome back to another installment of! Sketchful gamenights will be coordinated here. 

>What is this?
It's pictionary on your browser. 

>How do I play?
I'll schedule times we'll be playing this and when the time comes, I'll drop a link. Follow the link and you'll be taken to the private lobby for this game. Only certain browsers work according to some anon experiences. Pale Meme has trouble but most chromium browsers will work, as will IE and Opera. 

>What's the deal?
This will be pictionary but with video game words only. There may be a very few number of imageboard culture words, some are in the process of being purged. This includes games from decades ago to games from months ago. 

>Do I have to be a drawfag?
No, and we get a lot of non-drawfag anons playing. As long as you know what your word is, you'll do fine. 

Hope you join in! Times will be in CST so make sure to translate to whatever third world country timezone you niggers live in.
Monkey's Paw Edition
What we know so far:

Bad news:
>Unreal Engine 4
>The entire trailer and all the screenshots were in-engine, but not in-game. So everything was pre-rendered and then edited. Actual game won't look anywhere near this good
>XBAWX launch, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is not a PC-focused anymore
>Sergei is still leading the project
>Nobody knows when the game will release, 2021 was confirmed to be a meme

Good news:
>Dmitriy Iassenev, the guy who created A-Life, has returned to GSC and is part of the dev team

That's all we know so far. So let's talk about mods instead. What are you playan?
 Starts at 7PM PST/10PM EST  
It's a late night Jackbox stream with /v/! Head over to to watch the stream and join the game with a room code at or go to for Use Your Words

What's the Jackbox Party Packs?
The Jackbox Party Packs are games in which you can play with 
people in a single room or stream them live with others around the world. They can range to coming up with witty punchlines and jokes in Quiplash, creating strange T-shirts in TeeKO or wondering what the prompt is in Drawful!
I had been regularly visiting Factorio and Terraria websites forever anticipating 1.0 and 1.4 respectively, but after they both came out I realized there's nothing I'm looking forward to.

I don't care about any cancer that comes out the AAA industry's ass nowadays, but I haven't heard of any indie games that sound interesting to me. It's all just X other game except with a different coat of paint and some slight modification, nothing new and interesting.

There's Oddworld Soulstorm and while the idea of a new Oddworld game seems interesting on paper, the fact that they're doing so much wannabe movie director shit that even their "gameplay trailer" is basically an action movie trailer just completely destroys all my expectations for their ability to make a good game. Plus it's a remake, the industry's game design skill has gone down the shitter over time so the best they can possibly do is a worse version of a game that already exists with more HD graphics. Supposedly there will also be a crafting system that allows abe to craft weapons, in case your expectations weren't low enough yet.

There's a few "upcoming" MMOs that sound exciting since they're specifically trying to break out of the MMO formula with a more sandbox-style design, but all of them have been stuck in development for so many years that they're starting to sound like straight up scams. Camelot Unchained, Ashes of Creation, Defend The Night. The last one appears the newest (2017) and least like a scam, but none of them seem like they're going to come out in the near future.
AI Dungeon is a is an AI generated text adventure. A majority of the time, you can tell the AI any action you want your character to take, anything you want them to say, or what happens next in the story and it will handle it gracefully, and incorporate your decision into the story it's telling. And when it doesn't do that, it becomes a schizophrenic nightmare. In either case, there's fun to be had. Go on adventures, make your own, or just use it as a writing aid. 

Post your recent adventures, AI screw-ups, and your single-player ERP.

Some tips,
Make an account.  You can use a disposable email, cockmail works.  This gives you access to making scenarios with cutsom World Info.
Use World Info.  It makes the AI reference certain text every time a keyword is used.  It is a very powerful tool and the closest thing so far to giving it "memory" of certain objects.
Use /story.  /do is hit and miss as to what will actually happen, and you can just type in quotations for anything you want to /say.
Repeat yourself.  The AI works off of word pattern assocations.  The more you repeat certain things together, the more it will associate them and "remember" what they are.  This applies everywhere, Memory/remember, /story commands, World Info, et cetera.
Use /alter.  If you let the AI do something you don't like, it will reference it's own text and quite likely continue in the same direction.  Use /alter heavily as a stick to beat the AI with whenever it does something wrong.
Just started playing Nioh and man it's fun, the movement is fast and fluid, the combat is fast-paced just the way I like it, and the load times between deaths is instant.
I just beat that thunder-cat boss, it wasn't bad you just gotta juggle between getting close and staying away.
>What type of weapon are you using ?
I'm using the spears for now, got one that has earth element to it.
>What build are you running ?
I'm not sure, I'm still new to this game, if anyone has guide for that sort of thing please share it.
>Which is the hardest boss for you ?
For now it's that fucking bat-lady, although she's hot, she's a fucking annoying bitch to fight.
i've been postponing making one of these for a while now. i've been wanting to start a group again to play on an oldschool private server of the game, locked around the 2007 version. with minimal QoL changes to keep the experience as similar to the old version as possible.

Download & Install:
you can launch the game through either Ashita (default, it has SHIT in the name for a reason) or Windower (an alternative launcher thats found in the game folder), these custom game launchers allow for the installation of plugins/addons that enhance the game and customization of visuals. the server has a list of allowed/prohibited addons so check that out before just installing every addon in the list.

resources & data:
retail wiki: data might be inaccurate since this wiki is for the retail version, unless you change the date of each page to a version of it around 2007 by clicking the blue arrow next to the page's title
server specific wiki:

>whats FFXI?
its the first final fantasy MMORPG, released in 2002 entirely different from the wow clone that discord trannies fawn over these days. its heavily group focused to the point grinding solo is nil impossible unless you focus only on enemies below your level

>why not retail?
retail server costs 13.99 a month to play and the content after 2008 became pure powercreep and a gear threadmill that never ends.

>why not -other serv-?
i've looked around for a server that was as vanilla as possible and had a decent number of players. sadly, i came out with only 2 servers. nasomi and eden. i then went to look at the rules of each and i concluded Eden was slightly better less bad. every other private server out there has too many custom changes, ridiculous xp rates, has like 20-30 players, dumb custom changes, or a combination of all of these.

>why the fuck do i need a code to register? thats some bullshit
because some pajeet couldn't stop creating accounts to spam the in-game global chat. the codes are easy to get, but since they expire 10 minutes after being generated you might want to ask in their discuck for one, alternatively, join this group and i'll give you one when im online.

>i've never played before, what job/city do i start in? 
its overall irrelevant, the game is designed so that your character can learn every job and eventually do every quest. there's a slight advantage to stats for each race but nothing really game-changing. you cannot fuck up your "build" like in other games.

>how do i get in touch?
i got a linkshell for us to shitpost in, post your IGN and i'll find you when im online or @ me in the steam group i posted earlier. 

copypasted from 8ch moe i'll try to check in both threads but i usually stick over there in the shadow of mark's cake gunt

>what is it


What are some games that are either aesthetically weird an unique?
As we know all AAA games and most indie games look the same. Cinematic shit or pixelshit. What are some games that bring to the table a unique and often "weird" visual style. Lately I came upon these:

(formerly Juice World) is a happy place to fly around and smack things and drink juice. And explore things. And just, flip around doing stuff. The controls are rather unique and the aesthetics strange. It got a bunch of updates lately so consider giving it a try:

Yedoma Globula is a sandbox game where you explore vast procedural fractal landscapes.  Currently there are no goals and not much stuff in terms of gameplay. You can wander around on foot or in vehicle and discover some derelict ancent placeholder models. I fucking dare anons play this game alone in the dark:
Comfy winter edition

What have you been emulating recently? 
Anything you're looking for help in setting up an emulator?
Wondering what emulator to use to run your SNES games? Hint its not fucking ZSNES
If you dont know, cbc is the leaf version of the bbc (Canadian broadcast channel). I dont know why they are opening a mineman server, let alone having a woman run it, but If you guys wanna join for a bit of fun
All right faggots, it's time to fuck up retards in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and write lewd bar songs about skanks. InfernoMOO is a MUD(MOO) that was spun off of HellMOO, and if you've been around a while, you'd know that we've played a few times on old 8/v/. We have an established corporation, GONDO, so join and find out what the acronym is. If you haven't played a MUD before, download a client like Mudlet and use, port 7777 to connect. It's all command-driven play, so if you are some graphics-obsessed normalfag, this isn't for you. However, there's loads of stuff to do to keep your 'tism occupied, like kill clones, be a hitman, whore yourself out for money (and experience), piss off irradiated scavengers, hack other corporations, and get a cute big tiddy vamp gf. Hopefully a bit of new blood will get some of the GONDO oldfags back into the game as well, because the corp has seen better days.

AI War: Fleet Command is a mix of RTS, grand strategy and tower defense that takes place in a space setting. The objective is to defeat two AI's by conquering their homeworlds and simultaneously trying to NOT DIE as both AI's attempt to flood your planets with massive enemy fleets.

>Why play it?
AI opponents have a shared difficulty score that affects how hard it rapes players - the more it has, the more ships will come to invade with every wave, the more advanced they'll be, etc. It can be adjusted by not destroying certain AI structures, not letting AI destroy some of your structures and planning out conquests. The way difficulty works makes it more of a puzzle than a normal RTS. 
This game has a massive amount of expansions, which increases it's replay value massively. The AI's adapt and can figure out ways to fuck up your designated chokepoint if players let it do so. It has numerous difficulty settings - everything below 7 is easymodo, 7 is average, 8 is challenging, 9 is very challenging and 10 is designed to be unwinnable. It also has different types related to it that can be set at the start of the game - Speed Racer AI's ship speed is cranked up, Fortress King has massive fuckoff fortresses on almost every planet, there are tons of those to choose from.
There are also Plots related to the contents of the game, such as Golems, Astro Trains et cetera. Just know that there is a lot of content to the game should it ever get too stale.

Windows:!rlJ20DBb!A5p7GFBWqvidGuCQK1gT69z85CZc4huHhMEmteoETJ8 - main game (~300 mb)!zkgxTCpS!1DbQvpDlUPkHjQO0dEbzahnTpZ0AEDHRmAeBoEUL_B0 - dlc (~650 mb)
Linux:!H4pmASDJ!WgucS8oK-Zi9RDJZYdJ6B5CyhNTXaomVphOfBoqigtk - main game!D8hGEI5T!h2E1C9WGXe8pXlr8ZhjvSGTLXX4KXyIGgXa_wzp4HhY - dlc


>Games when?
As they take a metric fuckton of time, we'll be playing on weekends to get things done. I will host the next game tomorrow on Friday, at 4 PM UTC. You can double check the time here -

The game supports up to 8 players co-op and has numerous ways to start out as:

>Role: Normal
Play the game how it's meant to be played originally - you control one Human Home Station and all things related to it. Make ships, turrets, conquer planets and contribute to the task of killing off AI's.
>Role: Helper
The glorified spectator mode. You can watch the others play the game and even control other players's units if they set them to shared control in the unit settings, but can't own any type of unit. The difficulty in this game also scales with player count, but this player doesn't count for the purpose of this increase. Best if you're new and don't trust yourself to not fuck things up or if you expect to quit mid game.
>Role: Champion
Get a huge fuckoff starship in the place of a command station. Your task is to go into special wormholes on the enemy planets that no one else can access and fight ships from minor factions to acquire new ship and/or structure designs. You can level up and get better equipment for the starship, but for all intents and purposes you're treated as a helper when it comes to owning things, so you can't ever have a command station.
Get both the command station and the Champion starship. Because Champion players take so long to do anything with their wormholes and because having a Champion player makes AI send certain ships at you in between certain intervals of time, it's not an upgrade at all. Play one of the three other roles instead.










No, I'm not joking - although I wish I were.

Smash Bros. thread, I guess?
It seems that Konami have released Metal Gear 1, Metal Gear Solid, and Metal Gear Solid 2 on GOG.

Who knows if these will have the same issues as the original PC ports, but at least they're not on Steam.
Serious Sam  4 coming out next week, let's talk about it and past games.
Some stuff has been leaked due to Croteam giving keys to Ruskies
-The game includes a skill tree similar to the VR games and a weapon upgrade system
-Some of the devs self inserted into the game
-MP4 related
>Favorite game
>Favorite weapon
>Favorite enemy we all know who's the worst
>Favorite level
What visual novels do you like? What genre?
Can you a murder mystery? Do you into titty or endless pain?
What's the worst AI you've encountered in a game? I recently got done with Resident Evil 5 and Sheva made it more of a slog than it already was. It was bad enough having to babysit her more than Ashley, but she was pretty much useless in a fight.

>no shot placement 
>hoards grenades but never uses them
>uses herbs as soon as she grabs them
>wastes tons of ammo
>never helps fight certain enemies 

She's lucky I want to bongo her in the Congo else I would have uninstalled a while ago.
Just play both fgt. like you have better shit to do. I know I will. 

>What the hell is this?
 A stylish 3rd person weab shooter with fun movement mechanics also known as wall jumping and spamming space+a/d. IF you are worried about going against vets who can make jumps fear not. Being a good shooter is useful as hell and if you can't shoot, well everyone loves a good healslut. 

>Where can I get it?
I just checked this so it should work

>When do we play? 
The first week end of every month, sorta. This is to prevent burnout and be semi-regular.  If another game night is going on we try not to step on toes but its been a while since a thread was able to be made so here it is.  

>Are there any other version of this? 
Yes, remnants but we don't usually play it as you need to make a registration and the client is dodgy also it has a profanity filter which is H*ckin gay. 

>I can't create a character help!!! 
You need to use the default options on your first character you can customize them in the shop later.

>how do I get new shit
In the shop, you buy weapons and outfits with cash, of which you get a shitload so you can pretty much buy one of every gun and be good to go, you make more per match too. Don't be put off, you aren't locked out of anything For all I know its been switched since last time and just unlocks everything. 

>anything else I need to know?
Don't get mad and have fun. Anyone can make a room and if the host leaves it will just pass it to a random player so worries about needing a host all the way through.

I love Halloween events in games. Doing the Hallow's End dailies in WoW back in the day, TF2's Scream Fortress maps going into rotation, it's absolute peak comfiness. Post some great Halloween games and let's get a nice festive thread going.
Is there games that have the most brutal death scenes?
Webm related, this scene always give me the chills.
>Giant skeleton monster grabs you 
>Lara screams to her doom
>Skeleton monster smashes you to the ground
>Bones breaking in every slam
>Dangles you around and throws you like a broken toy
Post characters that are proven to the toughest/strongest/overpowering characters.

Kiryu of course.
He could punch a tank.
TGS is streaming online through the weekend.

Day 1 is already over, recap below.
Today is the day of Halo 3 ODSTs release on PC. We finally get to experience the comfy, night-time city, rainy, noir aesthetic in large resolutions and high frame rates, while listening to smooth jazz. There's also a new content season, and a slew of bug fixes to unfuck hit detection in the rest of the MCC. As well as ODST being released, they're also adding Firefight for the first time to the MCC. I hope you're all ready to talk to the city AI, find all of the hidden caches, and answer all of the abandoned telephones.
Feels good to be back.
But anyways this is a hot vidya girls thread.

I'll start with Rixia this time.
>That dress
>Those tits
>Dem legs
>Dat ass
Rixia is just pure sex.
Is there any weird games you've played?

Tripping balls games are allowed in this thread.
Post cute video game girls in cute pantsu!

Have there been any western games with cute pantsu in the last 5 years?
After two weeks of owning a vita I gotta say this shit is fucking good, I'm not the type who plays his games on consoles because is always superior but this changed me.
I used to play on my PC everytime I never touched anything besides a PC but after owning a vita I barely open the thing, just chilling out in my room playing some comfy JRPG or some MOTHER FUCKING EDF it was fun, man I'm glad that I got it.
And most importantly, are you still having fun?
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Fe:Awakening,suffering through it.
Better call saul with my mother and sister.
Some Vivaldi's work right now.
Storm of steel,it's incredible how bloody war is.It makes me feel really sad for the people that died horrible deaths in the great war.
Waiting for mom to cook.
Home made grappa.
I won't.
Feel like shit because i didn't worked past week.I feel like a useless piece of shit.
Are you guys ready for the one true trash game ?

>Before World War Furry began, the Russian people lived in peace. No one, not even Vladimir Putin himself, could ever have expected that the army of Furries were planning a full scale global assault and a shot at world domination. Their first target - Mother Russia herself.
>Utilizing the Blitzkrieg methods used by the Germans in WW2, the army of Furries swiftly gained the upper hand on Russia with a lethal surprise attack. Furries marched upon Moscow in flanks of several 100,000. The Russians fought bravely but couldn't stop the invasion. The Russian president was quickly exiled, and every last surviving Russian citizen had their identity revoked and replaced with a Fursona.
>As a dark new age falls upon Russia, Putin - exiled to the harsh Russian wilderness - won't give up that easily. Only he can save Russia now.

<furries are doing blitzkrieg on russia
<forceful identity conversion into fursona

>When is it?
>What is it?
Play Fire Emblem 7: The Blazing Blade, Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones mod "The Sacred Trilogy" (skills rebalance) and Advance Wars 2 over netplay. For the first two, work with anons to get as far as possible into the story by using one unit per anon.


>1. Download mednafen with roms:
>2. Unpack, drag rom of choice over mednafen.exe to launch it with that
>3. Press CTRL+SHIFT+1 to set up the controls. There can be two buttons assigned to one input. Use the same button for first and second prompt if only one is desired. Try not to assign "t" and "Enter" to anything.
>4. Press t to open a chat menu, type in /connect and press enter. To rename yourself, use /nick [NAME]. To activate controls, use /dupe 1 .
>5. Play the game


>0. The host controls all lords and deploys as few of them as possible.
>1. Every anon is assigned one unit of their choice when they join from the ones not claimed by others. They can only deploy and control that unit. Move around, trade, etc etc. Use chat to call dibs on units.
>2. If a new unit joins in the middle of a stage (as a reinforcement, etc, etc), that player can assign that unit to himself. If he does, he controls that unit alongside the one that he started the stage with during that stage - effectively controlling two units at once. Next stage, he can only deploy the new unit as usual.
>3. If people can't come to a consensus over who gets what item (stat booster, etc, etc), the host reserves the right to have the final say.
>4. We'll probably fucking die not even quarter of the way in. Game overs mean restarting the stage from the beginning. Do your best!

Ready to relive the years of old zombie gamemodes ?
We'll be playing a WAD called Zombie Horde.
Just like the old zombie gamemodes, one random player get's infected and most spread the virus to others, while the survivors must found a way to escape.
The server will be live around 7PM CET, server details and downloads will be available later.

I've been emulating PS2 games, so i've been playing some DMC, Viewtiful Joe and RE4. Bretty comfy.
What are some games with a Christmas feel to them?

I need an early little comfy Christmas in my life right now.
>Microsoft to Acquire ZeniMax Media and Its Game Publisher Bethesda Softworks
>As the gaming industry transforms from a device-centric era to a player-centric era powered by new technology that provides the freedom to play with friends anywhere on any device, Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) on Monday announced plans to acquire ZeniMax Media, the parent company of Bethesda Softworks, one of the largest, privately held game developers and publishers in the world. Creators of critically acclaimed and best-selling gaming franchises including The Elder Scrolls and Fallout among many others, Bethesda brings an impressive portfolio of games, technology, talent, as well as a track record of blockbuster commercial success, to Xbox. Under the terms of the agreement, Microsoft will acquire ZeniMax Media for $7.5 billion in cash.
>Pete "the Jew" Hines
Because nobody liked my shitpost of a thread have a serious one
Fuck I'm sad now. Are there ANY good looking giant robot games coming out? I know there was one but it was weighted back by ice cream eating and some other junk. I considered getting it cheap at some point.
For stuff that has been around there is megamek, a game where you can impregnate your female enemies you capture after the fights and then let them go create a merc company and play the game based on the battletech tabletop rules. Its contains a lot of stuff and can be pretty fun.Do not confuse this with Battletech the game that came out not to long ago. Megamek is a fan project. 
I also heard something about mektek turning their mechwarror 4 MP servers back on when no one was looking so thats neat.Living legends is still live and has gotten some new mechs and tanks recently too.
As for what I have been playing I've been doing Armored Core Nexus again. I would like to work up to the Last Raven, I hear its ball bustingly hard so it should be fun. 
What have you been playing anons?
Who doesn't like some good old racing videogames.
>What racing game your playing right now ?
F-Zero GX, man this is fucking FAST and the OST is rad, it's sad that Nintendo are bunch of fucking pussies that don't want to release another game.
Is there a mod that let's you play 30 players online ?
>What's your favourite OST
As much as I like F-Zero OST, Ridge Racer has some great shit in there too, so I think Ridge Racer is much better in that aspect.
>Arcade or realistic ?
Arcade hands down is better, realistic racing games don't have anything unique to them, but arcade one can do some batshit insane shit which is much more fun.
Ok, niggers, post all your new or updated shit here. If you don't know what logo to use, consider using this or something similar. Thanks in advance for the contributions and definitely thank you for all the quality work done for the previous two boards, hopefully this is the last.
Post vidya tracks of any kind. Flood the thread with garbage or post QUALITY, it doesn't matter.

Since some anons were posting about it in another thread I figure it would be worth making this. The Citadel is an FPS that aims to have a classic style about itself. It's also ultra violent where you can splatter enemies into various pieces to see all of their organs pour out - which is very satisfying when it doesn't kill your frame rate. All of the guns are also projectile based and have alternate fire modes (and can jam if you enable that gameplay feature) so it provides an interesting sandbox to play through the thirty or so levels.
We haven't done this in a long while. Let's have some fun
Anyone been following the development of this? It took a while but the demo is finally here. Including the first rival Osama.
Fuck it, we're starting from scratch

Which game are you playing?
What race?
Combat, Magic or Stealth?
Which birthsign is the worst?
I got done watching the FFXVI trailer and realizing that I don't have shred of faith or investment into the game, the franchise, the PS5, etc. . I have been burnt by the XIII trilogy, FFXV bullshit, and the FFVII remake to a point where I can't even begin to be excited about the new FFXVI game. It was as bad as watching an NBA2K or FIFA trailer, just seeing how SE were going through the motions. Looking at every fucking scene, character, set piece, story bit, and wondering how they are going to fuck it up. They've got characters with tattoo curse marks and warp fighting like it was made in spite of me. There's an honor to your family or royal house like FFT but worse. There's a protect the kid plot (because he secretly has muh key to badass power) because every degrading IP needs another scrappy do, cousin oliver, and baby yoda to have people mindlessly defend it. I used to speculate about the characters, story, gameplay, and re watch trailers for years. There would be at least some feeling of excitement or a feeling in the pit of my gut of things to come with an FF game coming out. Now I just feel dread for the onslaught of development bullshit , Marketing, and excuses about how everything is fine with 8 - 9 year development at Square. I get the feeling they have no sense of world building with this one like FFXV. I can't care about the characters, knight man needs to protect the child and young and brash man is in need of revenge. They are just conduits for set pieces and not actual characters that will endear me to them like other FF characters since 12. We get bog standard character templates we have seen before so the plot is SHAKESPEAREAN and that makes the plot too high IQ for it to be criticized. I think the plot will have a lot of saying "muh crystal said so" like FFXIII and FFXV and just bullshit some plot contrivance for the story to happen. The plot is already like FFXV where a family with crystals on one side must fight off the darkness and you are an elite warrior in that faction who has to maintain the balance or some shit. Hopefully it is B team making this game while A team is just dicking around with FFVII:refuck up part 2 so it will at least come out and the band aid will rip off faster. People are saying how they have one of the combat directors for DMCV and it feels like they are completely fucking missing the point for the millionth time of what made final fantasy good or stood the test of time. Also they couldn't even copy and paste KH combat for FFXV or KHIII so what confidence do I have they won't fuck it up here either. There is not a single aspect I am excited for. There is not a single hope that they can even learn from their mistakes. I guess I always had this thought in my mind that when the FFVII remake would happen it would be when "they get their shit straightened out" and focus on what built their company instead of dying on a hill following modern trends. They can't show everything in a fucking trailer, I guess everyone had an earlier time when they completely broke off from FF, or the series was never good in your eyes but damn I've never had this feeling of pure rage of newly realized apathy before and I gotta vent.
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A battle royale with Season 3's champions, plus a special guest!
An ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny you won't wanna miss!
The Hitler Force 5 get to stomp the shit out of their failed creation!
4 Clowns on 4 more Clowns!
A new anti-thot patrol force joins in arms to fight some of the deadliest thots around!
Cheetahmen vs. Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles!
a 3-way to end it all
and a metric fuckton more!

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A couple of thread archives
Parts in vidya where you become an immortal, instakilling weapon of destruction that obliterates any dumb niggers that dare stand in your way.
>entering hypermode in Prime 3 where enemies die so easily it feels more like you're just clicking through your PC
>fighting through the citadel in HL2 with the turbocharged gravity gun and ripping through everything that moves
>fighting Mother Brain in Super Metroid where you just hold down fire and left trigger while you read a book or do something more productive

Co-founder and former Blizzard Entertainment President Mike Morhaime announced the launch of Dreamhaven, a new games development company based in Irvine, California which will provide guidance, support, and funding to subsidiary game development studios. The two initial studios, Moonshot Games and Secret Door, are similarly staffed by Blizzard alumni including Jason Chayes, Dustin Browder, Ben Thompson, Chris Sigaty, Alan Dabiri, and Eric Dodds. Mike Morhaime stepped down as President of Blizzard in October of 2018 after forming the company (then called Silicon & Synapse) in 1991, serving in an advisory role until his non-compete clause expired the following April. He will now serve as CEO of Dreamhaven, bringing decades of experience along with him and his studio teams, headed by Jason Chayes and Chris Sigaty at Moonshot and Secret Door respectively.

>Mike Morhaime, former CEO and cofounder of Blizzard Entertainment, and a host of industry veterans today announced Dreamhaven, their new game company based in Irvine, CA. Dreamhaven will create and publish original games for players around the world, and it has established its first two studios: Moonshot and Secret Door.

>"I’m excited to team up with such talented people who care deeply about games and their communities,” said Dreamhaven CEO Mike Morhaime. “I’ve always believed in the power of games to bring people together regardless of backgrounds or boundaries. With Dreamhaven, we look forward to creating and sharing new experiences with players everywhere.”

>The team at Dreamhaven came together around a common goal to empower creators, help bring their ideas to life, and create original gaming experiences that foster meaningful connections between players.

The company and its studios are still very new, so it's not quite clear what kind of games they intend to make, although The Washington Post noted that Moonshot is to be focused on large projects, while Secret Door works on more intimate ones. That said, simultaneously launching not one but two studios together is quite an ambitious move for any new company, while being located in Irvine also places it in a competitive area, being the longtime seat of Blizzard Entertainment, Obsidian Entertainment, Ready At Dawn Studios, and the relatively new Amazon Game Studios, as well as home to dozens more developers in the greater Orange County area and throughout California.

Venturebeat has some great quotes to share from the former Blizzard President and new studios heads:

Mike Morhaime via Venturebeat said:
>We’re almost trying to create a haven for creators who want an environment that is development friendly, values product, and player experience over short-term financial pressures. We believe in the power of gaming to bring people together and as an escape of the unpleasant things that reality can bring. In that sense, it’s a haven as well. We like the imagery of a lighthouse as a beacon, and that inspires us because we hope that Dreamhaven can be a beacon of hope to others in the industry who share our values and philosophies. There is a better way of approaching business and game creation that can work and be sustainable and be a lot of fun and yield positive results.

>They can make the games they are passionate about. They’re in control of their destiny and hopefully feel like they have the best of both worlds: the entrepreneurial spirit, the stability and resources that often only larger companies can provide.

>We’re not in a hurry to go out and get funding because the most important thing is to make sure we retain control over the company’s decision making. When we do go out and seek investment, we want to be aligned in terms of vision and values.

>It’s important to create an environment that can sustainably cultivate creativity and innovation and unlock the potential of these talented teams. We felt that was something that we could do. In talking to Jason and some of the other folks, we felt like there was this window of opportunity that we had to do it now.

Jason Chayes via Venturebeat said: 

>I just have tremendous respect for Mike as a values-driven leader, somebody who really had a lot of courage to accompany his convictions. And so the idea of working with him and getting this off the ground was the best of possible worlds. There is something a little bit magical about being a size where we can get everybody together into a room at one time and really talk about what are we trying to do.

>I had a tremendous amount of fun during my time at Blizzard and many friends who are still there. But is there unfinished business? There are more things that we’d like to do. There are more stories to tell, more games to make, and a need to figure out what developers and publishers look like in the future. This is an opportunity to build a company.

Chris Sigaty via Venturebeat said: 
>I was familiar with Mike’s values. In the 24 years, the things that stood out to me were moments where we were working on projects and it was unclear whether we needed to push forward and just get something out or push the date back and get to the greatness. Mike led the way making tough decisions to the point where he was allowing enough time for the greatness to form and get it to the quality that it needed to be.

>It’s similar to what Mike said. All I’ve known in my professional development career was at Blizzard. I have been so fortunate to be part of what happened there. But is this a fluke? I refuse to believe that. These are the things that go on in your head. Who am I now? That’s part of what has driven my decision to do this.

The Washington Post also offered additional quotes from an interview last Friday:

Mike Morhaime via The Washington Post said: 
>We’ve learned a ton about what goes into creating an environment that allows creators to do their best work, and we were very successful doing that for many years at Blizzard. We reached a crossroads where we reassessed what we want to do with the rest of our lives. For Amy and I, that meant taking a step back, looking at all the things that we could possibly do and deciding to come back full circle and engage with a team of people that we know and trust and share values with and see if, ‘Hey, with all the experience we have, maybe we can do it even better this time.'

Some of the things that were particularly difficult the first time around are going to be a little bit easier this time. We aren't starting with no money. We’re not having to write all the tools ourselves. There’s a lot of technology that’s available pretty reasonably for us to be able to build off of. And the business climate is a lot more friendly to game development start-ups. So it’s mostly exciting. Maybe 10 percent, you know, scary.

If you look back, just three years from ‘91 to ‘94, that's the period where we were completely independent. We sort of managed to operate inside larger companies with an incredible degree of autonomy and independence, but when you're a part of a public company, there's only really so much independence you can actually have, because I didn't actually own the company for such a long time.

>Dreamhaven is hopefully like a beacon to the rest of the industry. Maybe we can lead by example and show that there’s a better way of doing things and approaching the business of games and treating your employees and treating your players. Obviously you have to have success in product creation and success financially to back that up. But that is what we’re going for.
Which ones have you been playing? Which ones do you suggest anons try out? Personally FlareRPG's The Empyrean Campaign was a huge hidden gem for me. I'll list some ARPG's and ARPG projects I know about to kickstart some discussions.

<Singleplayer ARPG, not many skills but a decent amount of levels and very nice soundtrack. Worth a playthrough. Consider the impossible mod if you want to spice things up, gives basic enemies a lot more abilities.
>Path of Diablo
<Diablo 2 with some QoL changes and balance changes to enable more viable builds. Isn't meant to be played offline and can break if played offline.
>Median XL
<Diablo 2 overhaul mod. Basically just an entirely new game built in the D2 engine using D2's assets. More akin to D3 in that it's faster and more AoE spam than original D2.
>Project Diablo 2
<Supposed to be a competitor to Path of Diablo and stay true to the spirit of D2, releasing "soon"
>Grim Dawn
<G2A pirateable ARPG. Very similar to Titan Quest. One of the few modern ARPG's that runs okay-ish and can be played offline properly.
Sup /v/

Arcade games are great, challenging and never talked about enough in my taste
Which ones are your favorite coin sucking slots?

As long as it originally required coins to play, it's welcome here
>SSBM is overhyped and boring to watch because of the limited tourney-legal stages and competent characters. Every move has been done, every trick has been discovered, watching Captain Falcon do a quadruple double backflip across the stage into a forward air is no longer exciting. It controls like dogshit and unless you know every fucking movement trick in the book and can grip your controller in legally questionable ways every 0.2 seconds you're never going to git gud. Project M and even Ultimate are infinitely better choices in this regard.
>Sixth generation consoles are old enough to be considered retro. The only ones who are objecting to this are senile oldfags who's only objection is that "people can make threads about FIFA 2013 now" because it was on PS2. 1999 was 21 years ago, the Dreamcast is old enough to drink.
>Visual novels are not vidya, you have little/no control over what actually happens and most of the choices (if there are any at all) are meaningless and just go back to the main story anyways. This applies to Life is Strange and other CYOA "games" as well.
>AMD CPUs and GPUs completely and utterly destroy Intel and Nvidia in price/performance ratios, any programmer worth their salt has figured out how to use multicore processing to a competent degree. Nvidia makes partnerships with devs to help them microcode for Nvidia chips and/or gimp their games for AMD systems, making them look like the only viable option.
>Paying for games is not cucked if the devs are actually decent people, the game is fun, and they're strapped for cash. If they don't meet all of these three criteria, rev up those torrents.
>Halo is/was a fun series with good lore up until Guardians happened, the story for each game is complex and they are challenging enough on high difficulties to have good replay value. While other games have done the arena shooter genre better, Halo still stands on its own despite /v/'s screeching. Making the novels and other secondary sources required reading/watching to understand what's going on is still bullshit though.
So /v/
Were you dumb enough to buy a PS4?
>Favorite game
>Favorite art-work
Still playing Atari 2600? Probably not. Well i have. I've been playing Defender and Yars' Revenge. I also miss when consoles would have wood on them.
I was watching some Valkyria Chronicles gameplay and It was quite intresting, I like games were you need to manage individual soldiers and I like the fact that their death can effect the whole playthrough.
I want to play a game with that style but I don't like those ultra-realistic military games.
>The Trump administration has asked gaming companies to provide information about their data-security protocols involving Chinese technology giant Tencent Holdings Ltd., people familiar with the matter said.
>The Committee on Foreign Investment in the U.S., which is chaired by the Treasury Department, has sent letters to companies, including Epic Games Inc., Riot Games and others, to inquire about their security protocols in handling Americans’ personal data, said the people, who asked not to be named because the discussions are private.
Did anyone watch the PS5 livestream a couple hours back? I know I didn't, all I know is they're launching a literal NO GAMES station along with it, where you can only buy digital and it costs 100 dollars less. I wonder what Chad thinks.
What's this all about?
Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and gets banned. He also takes a ragtag team of six Pokémon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokémon battling simulator, but he mostly gets banned.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

How does it work?
After the current champ calls "new champ", the first anon to claim the title is our champ. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Champ can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Champ plays in Gen 8 Natdex OU unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Champ can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. All Pokémon must be nicknamed. If the sugg didn't have a name, champ makes one up.
4. Don't suggest twice, unless your last sugg was 15 minutes ago or champ explicitly asked for resuggs.
5. Champ should replace resuggs with fresh suggestions that come in later.
6. Don't spam the catalog with threads.

Pokémon Showdown! BETA:
Premade mons for Gen 8:
Premade mons for National Dex (WIP):
Premade mons for Gen 7 aka USUM:
How to make a shitmon:
OP copypasta:

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What are some good adventure games? The only ones i ever played are The Neverhood and Sam & Max. Is Deponia any good?
>Favorite games
>Favorite OST
>Favorite box-art
>Favorite DKC

What's up, anons? Playing any SNES games recently? I've been playing some Contra 3 and some DKC 2. Pretty fuckin' groovy.
I was talking about with some friends recently about this topic, and I thought it'd be fun to open up the discussion here.

Simply put, what are some of your favourite video game character designs, and why are they your favourites?
>What goes into a good video game character design?
>Are there any design tropes or conventions you hate or love?
Feel free to share designs you despise, as well.

The topic came up because I was revisiting an indie ASSFAGGOTS game that I'd last paid attention to three years ago.  Their character roster has become more defined since then, but apart from the robot with the gigantic butt none of them are any good.  It doesn't take a genius to see what the problems are, either: every character is painfully generic or just plain boring.  I get the impression everyone on the roster has been designed by checklist: here's our gruff good guy, here's our spooky wizard, here's our tricky guy in a cape.

Please keep in mind that I'm not only talking about characters that make your dick hard.  There's a thread for that on /geimu/, and while I enjoy sex appeal, I find that people will often defend bad character designs simply because they think the characters are sexy.  However, if there's something interesting about a sexy character you wanted to share, then I'd love to hear it.
This time it will be a bit diffirent from the usual Doom-Nights, we are going to play a WAD called Idiotic Last Man Standing it features multiple maps each with their own Gameplay style for Example :
>Time Freeze
Collect the time freeze power up before the other players do so and kill them while time is stopped
>Dodge The Pinky 
You must dodge the Pinky until your the only survivor
>Race To The Death
Pretty you just have to race while dodging obstacles
and much much more
>Alright how do I setup this thing
Pretty easy just get Zandronum and Doomseeker her :
Go to %appdata%\Roaming\.doomseeker
(That's the default folder for setting up you WADs for Doomseeker you can change it if you want)
Extract these files :
and your good to go.
Now open up Doomseeker and find the server.
>Server Name
/v/ Gamenight server
>Server Password

When will we play ?
Friday to Sunday I'll give the specifc time later
We often criticize modern games for looking like shit, so why don't we post games with amazing visuals?
What makes for a good look in your opinion? Is there a particular type of aesthetic you love (for example Cyberpunk or Colorful Cel-Shading)?
Let's talk about visuals in videogames, as the eye wants its part.
What are some vidya that let you jump straight into gameplay and keep you there? I prefer turn-based right now so that I can play at my pace, but I know most arcade games fit the bill. I've been playing Slay The Spire quite a bit recently because it's so easy to get into - you just boot it up and go. No big cinematic intro, barely any hint of a story, minimal dialogue, no delay between battles. It's just all gameplay, all the time.

I believe I'm fighting a Candida overgrowth right now. I'm fatigued basically all the time, and often spend hours a day wishing I could just be asleep (while sometimes also suffering insomnia). I want to play vidya since that's my main hobby, but I just don't have the energy spend two hours in character creation, read complex dialogue, or watch long cutscenes.
Are there any examples of good first person melee combat, or is it doomed to always be mediocre at best? What would you do to improve fp melee combat?
Since the wicked old witch at last is dead, what are some games that let you play as a cute witch?

Ape Escape III had a pretty cute witch costume. There's also the Little Witch Academia game. Any other recommendations?
It never ends!

"Gal Gun Returns" and something about Deathsmiles (Death Smiles on Everyone, Lolis Smile Back) have been leaked. No clue if GGR is a remake of the first game or some kind of sequel.

Anyone got the schedule saved?
So we meet again. 

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Let me regale you about this piece of shit known as A Wonderful Life. If theres a game out there that I absolutely despise and regret playing, this is most certainly it.

Released in 2003 in Japan and in 2004 in US with a PS2 port in 2005, this is easily the worst Harvest Moon game in existence. You thought those modern Natsume titles were bad? They are a masterpiece compared to this abomination. The game fails at its basic premise and marks a departure of the series from addicting day to day planning to time consuming tedious chores disguised as content. Its stench permeates through the series even after the name change to Story of Seasons. Its like a rotting corpse that doesn't want to wither.

There are 3 rereleases of this game and not one of them has gotten a single thing right. I'll talk about the original Gamecube release first and then the later polished turds if I feel like it.

Since this is a farming simulation you would think the best way to make money would be to plant crops. Well you're fucking wrong. In fact you're so wrong that you'll get more money by converting your crops into seeds and selling that directly to the trader than you would get for growing S tier crops and wasting your time setting up a stall to sell them. 
Oh yeah you can't ship your normal crops like you could in the old games. In the first year you can only ship milk and in the second year onward you can also ship hybrid crops(getting them is an ordeal in of itself but that comes later).
To make profit off of your produce you need to go to town and set up a stall and then wait in real time as NPCs show up to buy stuff from you. Part of the "fun" realism added to this game is that walking takes stamina and that its glacially slow unless you walk everywhere, training your character's speed(more on this later). Another part of the "fun" realism is that many crops take entire months(10 days ingame, 20 minutes realtime each) to grow and you have to water them twice per day to make sure their growth doesn't get delayed otherwise they'll wither. Unlike the previous games tool upgrades only make the action cost less stamina and not actually increase the watering area or make your animations faster. Lets do some maths, it takes around 3 seconds for your character to water a single square. A single tomato seed costs 30G and an B grade tomato sells for 35G. If you were to plant 200(as many as you can water twice in a day) tomatos in the first year and water them every day twice, you would end up with a profit of 1000G. 
Now if you were to create your own S tier tomato seeds you could sell an S tier Tomato for 55G. The problem is that it takes fertilizers to raise a crop to S tier, each piece of fertilizer costing 120G and you pretty much need to fertilize it as long as its growing(i.e. almost the entire 10 days of the month) so you'll need to burn 1200G on fertilizer but as you saw the backbreaking labor of harvesting 200 tomatos(not counting the time it takes to sell them all) only got us 1000G. Then there is the issue of the seed maker. In another twist of realism, it takes time for the crops to become seeds. So you're unlikely to have even 100 S tier tomato seeds, let alone 200. 
All those words just to convey a simple fact, the economy is shit and the worst way to play this farming simulation is to waste a single second of your time farming anything. As one might expect the real money maker in this farming simulation is fishing. Not some industrial fishing method of chartering a ship and setting traps, nope. Just fishing with a basic rod in a stream near your farm. Once you train up your cooking skill you can turn even the cheapest fish into sushi which sells for 150G. Then there are "jackpot" catches which can sell for 500G or more. In the first day of fishing you'll make more money than you would have farming vegetables for months and you don't even need to set up a stall to sell them all. Just wait for the salesman NPC to show up and sell them all in bulk. 
Since I shat on the farming, its only fair I dedicate some paragraphs to the ranching aspects. There are three animals you can raise- sheep, cows and chicken. Out of the three only the cows got any attention from the developers. They have their own "fun" realism to them. Cows can only give milk after they've given birth. In a rather unique display of cruelty, you are encouraged to keep your cows pregnant and sell off their child as soon as they give birth. There is a really simplistic breeding system in place that is so pointless that you have to wonder why it even exists. There is no reason to keep anything but the best breed of cow which you can just buy from the market and there is little reason to keep more than two cows at most. 
While none of the animals can die of old age(what a pitiful existence), the cows and sheep can get sick if they are out in rain. However the chickens are completely immortal. The original release has no chicken pen to corral them outside but you can just leave them out forever and you don't even need to feed them. Just lift them up and down once a day when they are not sleeping and you'll be swimming in golden eggs after a few months. 
Theres also a fourth animal but its so unfinished that to call it an animal would be an insult to them. It almost feels like a trap put in the game to fool players but its more likely its just another unfinished feature among a series of unfinished features. Its a goat. It gives milk for a year and then does literally nothing after. You can't sell it and the only way to get rid of it is to let it die which makes people hate you. 
I would go deeper into the mechanics of ranching but theres no real point. I have already told you the best way to make money in the game and its less tedious than all of this to boot. No need to wait 5 seconds to milk something, no need to brush every animal for 5 seconds every day, no need to manage their movement based on weather. Just simple fishing.
Some noteworthy games and servers for discussion and potential game nights:
Game Servers 
/v/ Pacific Server Status 
/v/ Atlantic Server Status
>TF2 Vintage
>TF2 Classic
>Open Fortress
>Open Spades
>Doom multiplayer

Most of these have plenty of empty servers that Anons could jump into quickly to pump out some matches.
What are your favorite MS-DOS games, anons?
Ever had one of those nifty shareware discs?
I've been chillin' at the pad with Jazz Jackrabbit 1 and 2. Pretty funky stellar.
19 years of inside job. Reminisce and post your 9/11 vidya content.
Play really fun board games over a shitty P2P connection with a relay server. All connection problems can and will be solved this time by using different hosts. WANGBLOWS ONLY, WINE DOESN'T WERK WE TRIED.
>How do you play?
Grab card, drag card, read rules, play game.

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TTS Backup Tool (OPTIONAL) (Download board games from Steam Workshop by Workshop ID) - (requires .NET Framework 4.7)
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>0. Make sure you're not running Steam.
>1. Unpack archive, copy .ini on top and overwrite, launch TINserverClient.exe
>2. Use Steam Emulator's registration button. Enter a username, password and an e-mail. No confirmation mail and it only checks if it's in a proper format, so put in something like [email protected] If already registered (during previous game night or otherwise), simply login.
>3. Launch the game. That's it. Everyone else present on the server is automatically added to the Friends list, so invite them and play. 

>It takes forever to load and then does TimeoutClient error wat do
Configuration -> Graphics -> Turn on Mod Threading. Loading will get a lot faster, but some assets may end up missing - it's a fucking U N I T Y game. Alternatively, download TTS Backup Tool, download the game table using it and reconnect.
>onii-chan, what are we gonna play on the server? - list we never ended up using that MAY come in handy here.
>Can legitfags play?
Piratefags only, devs are gay so pirates can't play with legitfags.
>Can 32-bit fags play? - 32-bit version of the game for anyone running a potato with a battery setup. Launch the .exe while TINserver's version of steam client is running.

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>jewpatcha is cancelled 
>fucking doom game night here >>3382
>the plane pictures are better anyway, they got some cool ww2 shit

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I got this at the behest of some friends and I have to say I'm enjoying it. I'll probably go back and snag the first one at some point. 
This game is pretty fun, there is something about slowly getting more and more powerful with the items that is really satisfying. Shame that a lot of the deaths at a higher level come really fast. I have most of the characters unlocked besides Rex and the Captain. I keep dying at around the 6-7th level. I'm trying to keep my times down to about 5 minutes a level so I can get items but not let the clock tick up to fast. 
I heard it worlds on that steam emulator for online play too which is cool. Maybe anons could get some rooms going. There are a few things I don't like but one of them is blocking off alt moves until you meet a certain requirement. I guess its not the worst thing but its kinda a pain. 
Who is your favorite survivor anon?
Games or sections in games that are absolute, 100% complete bullshit due to inflated difficulty, terrible controls/mechanics, or other factors that have the potential to ruin the whole game

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