/v/ - Video Games

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>PLAYAN
Made in Wario, maybe some Pokémon
>WATCHAN
Mad at the Internet
>READAN
American Psycho. A lot of it's really nasty, but there are some funny parts that didn't make it into the movie.
>EATAN
Oatmeal
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Tryin to break the habit
>FEELAN
One of my eyelashes is curling inward, and it's aggravating.

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>PLAYAN
Persona 3 still, gonna try to beat it this weekend
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Severance, new season kinda sucks
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Capsule
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
had some meatloaf
>DRINKAN
lemonade
>FAPPAN
We'll see
>FEELAN
drained from this fucking week, has been a long time since I felt this glad a week was over

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>PLAYAN
inZOI, picrel
>WATCHAN
I've been slacking, maybe I'll find some CAT III to toss on this weekend
>LISTENAN
I don't unless I'm too drunk to function
>READAN
probably not
>EATAN
I will likely airfry some tendies and seasoned fries
>DRINKAN
lemonade
>FAPPAN
nosy motherfucker
>FEELAN
okay. Had a job interview today that seemed to go well, job seems piss-easy and to my interests, fingers crossed so hard I might break 'em.

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>>271767
Adorable Jersh, but eyes are too close together for this here visionary.

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>PLAYAN
Not super in the mood to play much tonight. May play some more Dick Suckem 4, but it's pretty fucking shit and the dialogue is just vulgar without any of the wit. Played some Voids Vigil earlier and may play some more of that too.
>WATCHAN
Future Boy Conan, Dear Brother, Kobayashi, XXXholic
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Subtitles
>EATAN
Burgers and fries
>DRINKAN
Vodka and cranberry juice
>FAPPAN
No thanks
>FEELAN
My arms hurt from lifting earlier

>>271774
vodka and cran is my father's favorite, it's damn good. Which Vodka? I wish I could still drink it, but I cannot maintain responsibility with liquor.

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>>271765 (OP) 
>PLAYAN
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
It's alright (so far at least), but really unpolished.
I know it used to look even worse before, but still, even after the graphical improvement patch it doesn't look that great (i mean it is not visually pleasing, i am not talking about shit like raytracing or 8k resolution)
But what bothers me are the awful animations, for instance when Miriam runs looks like her feet aren't even hitting the ground, but looks more like her legs are moving and her whole body is sliding through the stage.
The swimming animatiom is also stiff and ridiculous.
Looks really low budgets, i saw indie game looking much better that this.
>WATCHAN
Nothing at the moment.
>LISTENAN
Sleep hypnosis
>READAN
Nothing at the moment
>EATAN
Pizza with tuna, tomatoes, and pesto.
It was delicious.
>DRINKAN
Coke
>FAPPAN
No
>FEELAN
Demoralized and unmotivated.
I am getting tired of my job, it's not fulfilling and leaves me very little time to do anything else.

>>271775
Yeah, it's a really nice combo, and just drinking bottom-shelf stuff that will probably make me go blind eventually since I'm a cheapskate when it comes to poison lol. I'd probably just drink everclear if I trusted myself more.
>I cannot maintain responsibility with liquor
IKTF. I honestly can't, either, but I've set a hard limit on how many days a month I will drink anymore. Still end up acting unpredictable, but not as often. Kinda wish I could go back to being a dumb stoner. The nigger plant was much more mellow in my experience, though it sounds like a lot of stuff with THC in it is pretty strong nowadays.

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PC Building Simulator
I...I don't know why I'm playing this, but I also know why I'm playing it. It's what I wish my job was. This game that I'm playing is basically my irl job, but with none of the interpersonal "misery is other people" bullshit. I want to fucking cry because it's how I wish things could be.
So, I know why I'm playing it--because it's wish fulfillment--but I don't know why I'm playing it--because it's making me feel miserable.
>WATCHAN
Doki
>LISTENAN
Suggest me some chill tunes, anons.
>READAN
Sonic the Hedgehog comics.
>EATAN
Noodles.
>DRINKAN
Water.
>FAPPAN
Haven't for a week. Not because I'm doing nofap or believe in any of that, but just cause I don't feel like it.
>FEELAN
Listless.

>>271778
Popov was always my go-to, you can't beat that price:performance ratio. If I wanted to impress anyone it would be Stolichnaya Elit, if I didn't want to be cheap (or felt like something different) Zubrowka is where it's at.
I used to try to limit myself in all sorts of ways, first by drinks, then by days, but eventually, for me at least, all that shit tends to fall out the window.
I used to be a marijuana-first guy, but even then I hated dealing with dopey pot dealer scum so much, constant pain in the ass, and when I started getting older I got The Fear, anyway. Even if I wanted to try it again, my career piss tests often, so it's "safer" for me to just risk getting blasted on cheap beer benders every now and then.
PS: try vodka and pickle juice sometime if you haven't already.

>>271767
Have you got to the part where Bateman microwaved that one chick's head and then made sausage out of the rest of her and started crying "I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!"?
The movie wasn't even half as dark as the book was, nowhere near the dark humor. It's all macabre and insane, and it's hilarious in such a weird way.

>>271780
>If I wanted to impress anyone it would be Stolichnaya Elit, if I didn't want to be cheap (or felt like something different) Zubrowka is where it's at
I haven't drank with other people much, but they probably thought I was the cheapest person ever with the sort of stuff I'd offer (even though it's the same shit I always drink myself).
>I hated dealing with dopey pot dealer scum so much
Yeah, most of them are stupid like niggers are. Very poor at time management. Pot wasn't a big thing where I live for a long time, so a lot of the dealers were pretty jewish and always tried to charge 5-10 bucks extra. Or maybe that's just the price for socially inept retards.
>when I started getting older I got The Fear
Do you mean you started to feel strong anxiety from it? Never had that feeling personally, but have heard others stop due to something like that.
>try vodka and pickle juice sometime
Haven't ever tried that, but it sounds like a good combination. Counterbalance of strong flavors. Will have to look into that.

>>271784
I unironically like it. Only reason I even tried it was, after parties at my place, some people wanted to keep drinking beyond the booze they brought. No problem, I'm happy to share, but I am also a devious prick and decided this would be a great drunken prank.
Unless they already knew better, I would mix a tall drinking glass 50/50 with pickle juice and cheap-ass vodka, and tell them casually, "it's not that strong, I don't have much to spare, here's some vodka with Mountain Dew". The face they make is worse than a baby sucking on a lemon, someone drunk expecting something sweet and kinda boozy and getting slammed with pickle juice and gasoline. If you anticipate it, though, it's actually damn good.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. Next week, we talk about keeping vodka in water bottles and water in plastic handles.

>>271783
Ha, yeah. He has a notion of trying cannibalism, but he doesn't have the slightest clue how to cook meat.

>>271787
That's a really good idea for a prank if I ever drink with another person in the future. Between bottom-shelf vodka and pickle juice, though, I wouldn't mind chasing vodka with the latter knowingly. Drank pickle juice before. Not good, not bad, just a bit of a strong sour taste. Would hide the nastiness of alcohol.

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>>271792
I guess to revert back to something I mentioned in another post, Żubrówka is fantastic. It's really not THAT expensive, ~$20 bottle, far better than any sort of chemical-laden "birthday cake" pile of shit and for the same price or cheaper...but it's a grass flavored vodka. Sounds strange, but it has a really nice herbal, kinda-bitter-kinda-sweet taste to it. Granted, I would drink Popov and use water as a chaser, so my palate is hardly delicate, but that was still more than acceptable for not only me, but other acquaintances to drink straight just fine. Regardless, the best way to drink it is to mix it with some apple juice and put some powdered cinnamon on the rim, almost like salt and margarita, or just dump it in the glass.

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SATURDAY /monster/ STREAM REMINDER!
At 4 EST this saturday I will be streaming, Fat Monstergirls Pre-show, Wakfu, Record of Lodoss War, Ghost Sweeper Mikami and Paprika!
Will start 30 MINUTES!
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>>271765 (OP) 
It's been a while, what are you niggas up to these days? Still calling everything shit? Anyway...
>PLAYAN
Unicorn Overlord, great game. It's basically Ogre Battle on steroids.

I'm also playing an eroge I'm re-translating because the first translation was MTL. It's okay, like most eroge, combat is just an excuse to see how the heroine and friends get fucked by a globin. Art is nice, it has 2.5D animations.
>WATCHAN
Started Paradise today.
>LISTENAN
Deco 27 is playing right now.
>READAN
The script of the game I'm re-translating I guess.
>EATAN
Empanadas.
>DRINKAN
Tea.
>FAPPAN
Two guys cosplaying at touhou characters and fucking, a true classic.
>FEELAN
Fine.

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>>271583
>retranslating
Sweet, make sure to post it in the H-game thread so we can make fun of your shit taste check out your work.

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>PLAYAN
Risk of Rain Remake
>WATCHAN
Severance, last episode today thankfully
>LISTENAN
youtube crap
>READAN
imageboards
>EATAN
had some porkchops
>DRINKAN
tea
>FAPPAN
I don't think I will
>FEELAN
Ok, tired, but ok

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>PLAYAN
I should get back into Starsector.
>WATCHAN
Tornado chasers
>LISTENAN
Whatever
>READAN
Books about tarot
>EATAN
Pizza
>DRINKAN
Pepsi
>FAPPAN
Loli
>FEELAN
Sad

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>PLAYAN
Two Point Hospital
>WATCHAN
The Ten Commandments 
>LISTENAN
Snooper
>READAN
Webring
>EATAN
Brisket, spinach, onion, feta, swiss, and cheddar on sourdough
>DRINKAN
Not tonight
>FAPPAN
Probably get a blowie before bedtime
>FEELAN
Frustrated with the inconsistency of work. Some good weeks, a couple dead weeks. Need to be able to consistently bring in money or I'm gonna have to switch employers so I can sooner get to a point where I employ myself.

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>PLAYAN
Dragonsweeper
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Danger Man
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History of the political bombings in 1970s America
>EATAN
Tuna melt
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Water
>FAPPAN
Exercising instead
>FEELAN
Energetic

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>PLAYAN
Probably some Vampire Survivor slop. Been trying to 100% Voids Vigil. Pretty frantic once you unlock the last difficulty and an extra modifier to it. Not as good as the previous game by the same developer, but it has its moments.
>WATCHAN
More Future Boy Conan and unsure what else yet 
>LISTENAN
Probably some Sleepy Cabin, OneyPlays or might see if I can find recordings of Nick Rochefort stand-up
>READAN
...
>EATAN
Ribeye and extra big ass shrimp
>DRINKAN
Same as last time
>FAPPAN
No
>FEELAN
Piccolo had a good day

>>271853
>Two guys cosplaying at touhou characters and fucking, a true classic.
I know exactly what you're talking about, too. I haven't seen that video in a decade maybe. What was it even called?
>>272695
There were a lot of political bombings in the 1970s, Europe got it really bad. This has all been memory holed, if I were to guess I'd say it was because it was mostly Marxist groups doing it.

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SATURDAY /monster/ STREAM REMINDER!
At 4 EST this saturday I will be streaming, Fat Monstergirls Pre-show, Wakfu, Birdy the Mighty, Ghost Sweeper Mikami and Are you bad ass enough to watch this movie? Movie!
Will start 1 HOUR
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

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>PLAYAN
Was thinking of trying Neptunia. I know some people love it, but I've also heard the gameplay sucks balls. Seeing its payment model, I wouldn't doubt it does.
>WATCHAN
Starting the new season of that death loop isekai tonight since it recently finished airing
>LISTENAN
Probably a podcast or something if Neptunia is tedious
>READAN
Books is cracKKKa tricknology beget by Yakub the Betrayer
>EATAN
Steak and macaroni and cheese
>DRINKAN
Cranberry juice and vodka
>FAPPAN
no
>FEELAN
Pretty nice, showered right before making dinner

>PLAYAN
Got home late so probably some DD, but I want to keep plugging away at Nier: Replicant 
>WATCHAN
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
>LISTENAN
Nothing tonight
>READAN
Baccano volume 1
>EATAN
Steak and soup
>DRINKAN
Soju
>FAPPAN
Probably not tonight
>FEELAN
Last week was panicked due to some financial issues rearing their heads. This week a bit more calm because I took a day to evaluate things. It's still going to be tight for a while, and there's an unpleasant conversation to have with someone in the near future. But I should be able to pull through.

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SATURDAY /monster/ STREAM REMINDER!
At 4 EST this saturday I will be streaming, Fat Monstergirls Pre-show, Wakfu, Birdy the Mighty, Ghost Sweeper Mikami and Flubber!
Will start 1 HOUR
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>>271765 (OP) 
>PLAYAN
I decided to replay Spec Ops: The Line after 10 years. Yeah it's a boring 3rd person shooter with a pretentious story, but it scratches the "serious military shooter" itch. I'm using a mod that makes weapons do more damage so it's somewhat enjoyable. 
>WATCHAN
I watched Puss in Boots 2 I was shocked at the quality of the action scenes. Although they were low framerate, they somehow managed to make it part of the artstyle so it didn't feel off. 
>LISTENAN
OST from various movies 
>READAN
Military news 
>EATAN
Made 600g worth of chicken breasts in the air fryer with some plain white rice. Pretty bland, but I'm trying to decrease how often I order food. I think the chicken needed more salt. 
>DRINKAN
Coffee in the morning and lemonade with my dinner 
>FAPPAN
2D feet 
>FEELAN
Frustrated with myself and life in general

>>273362
>Spec Ops: The Line
> it scratches the "serious military shooter" itch
what? it's terrible, completely forgettable, the gameplay is the most generic piece of shit afterthought ever, it's extremely fucking overrated, it's the type of game you should find in the game stop bargain bin, you buy it for 5 bucks and then still feel ripped off and literally never touch it again. the ONLY thing it has going for it is the art direction, nothing else. it's like a 1/10 game at best.

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>>273364
Who hurt you, sweatie?

>>273364
>Says the game is bad
>Also says it scratches an itch for a lame generic genre
<Still feels the need to make this comment

>>273453
<anon can't discern between a someone saying something, and someone quoting a part of a post and then saying why that quote is wrong
Please, try a grade school level reading class sometime. It will likely vastly improve your skill.

>>273430
I ain't that guy but uhh your mom did fuckboy. After that I left to bang your Aunts faggot.

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>>273362
>Spec Ops: The Line
Game also had a pretty fun multiplayer, as a sort of diet soda third person call of duty. Had some pretty cool mechanics like the sandstorm which makes it harder for people to see you
It even had co-op missions which were also fun. 
I also recall the writer getting fucking pissed off about it too, dude was seething about his masterpiece trying to create replay value (and catering to the call of duty fags which I guess makes sense they put fucking dlc's in it)
>https://archive.ph/hOqkD 
<"It sheds a negative light on all of the meaningful things we did in the single-player experience,"