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The questions (You) have.
The thread they deserve.
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Late as fuck for it but atleast it's here.
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>>270680
There is one already but it's anchored because ???
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test
>>270052
It's criminal how Kojima is the one everyone fellates.
>>270683
mods probably thought it was enough.
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>>270678 (OP) 
How do i stop myself from yelling "Nigger" in every online game I play? I've been banned from at least a dozen because of my habit.
>>270694
Stop acting like a nigger online. Maybe start calling people Negro. You can maybe evade ban by make people think you are a spic by saying that.
Or just find a online game without rulecucking. Don't know any though.
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>>270694
It's simple just simply tell people that you are a nigger online and they'll start treating you with kids glove.
After all nobody will expect niggers to even play video games.
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>>270694
>>270694
Play games that aren't operated and populated by complete faggots, or play customs with people who aren't complete faggots. I remember playing a match of Siege with a friend right after the autoban update. He typed "nigger" in chat, got autobanned and I never opened the game again after finishing out the match down a player. I don't even blame him, though he knew what was going to happen. He wanted to see if the update really implemented something so retarded I guess. Actually kind of liked their take on class/hero shooters before that point (sans always releasing new operatives overtuned to drive sales), but ruining games over words is fucking retarded.
>>270694
Why on earth are you using voice in the first place?
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>>270704
to assert dominance help my team accomplish our objective.
Any advice for how to play a game without being stuck in the menu doing inventory management all the time?
>>270694
Get a soundboard to play a smoke alarm beep really loudly. Play that after you accidentally say the word. Everyone will assume you black. Instant pass.
>>270730
Don't play shitty modernistic RPGfied "games"
Where do i find friends to play with? I want to play some shitty coop games but im a friendless loser
>>270736
What do you want to play?
>>270736
I'm sorry but I'm in the same predicament and I can't help you
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>>270745
Do you want to play something?
>>270736
>>270745
Ill play some coop games. Post a tox id or something. If you’re paranoid do tox over tor, and make a separate “account” to screen people and give your actual ID on that. You can always delete your post, too.

Or just get steam, discord, and HRT.
Add my tox id
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>>270758
<*Takes a toxic radioactive shit on your tox id*
>>270758
Invite sent
>>270758
Sent ;)
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>>270758
Added.
>>270758
who the fuck uses tox?
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>>270818
Some Anons ITT.
>>270818
Wouldn't it be better to use discord?
>>270830
it would be better if you used rope to kill yourself
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>>270830
See >>270836.
>>270830
I only have tox, matrix, xmpp, Steam, AIM, MSN, and Mumble.
>>270694
I eventually started using "Brap" as my filler word a couple years back since it's less likely to get me in trouble.
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Why is it that modding communities have started going from: Things people would do as a hobby to straight up begging people to donate money for making a some furry model skins or some QoL stuff. (QoL shit that video game devs would add in sneakily for their enhanced edition or updates.) 
Hell some of the modders tend to lock mods behind a paywall and only release it for free after people start sharing the paywall locked mod.
Like I can understand modders worked "really hard" on their mods but if you are only doing it for money. 
At that point why not just get a job or make your own video game, without resorting to vague "please give modders money" messages.
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>>270830
I use Session, and I refuse to use anything else. 
anyone who refuses to accept my autistic obsession with privacy is an agent of the state so i cut all communications with them
>>270859
same thing that happened to youtube random dudes with personal interests and hobbyists to literal who  I can make money monthly by updating a mod
but also morons who think they will be hired at a company because they made a mod
I laugh every time I see a HD texture pack  behind a paywall and 98 percent of the time it's a lazy upscale

thankfully code is open source for emulators and the switch emu fucks got nintendoh'd no matter what mods should be free because otherwise it sets a dangerous standard and  will make everyone frothing at the mouth retarded
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>>270863
>morons who think they will be hired at a company because they made a mod
this happens though
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>>270864
sure it does  but the odds of it happening is slim to none and your mod has to actually be good enough to even be considered by  T H  E M  which really should make you reconsider actually using mods
>>270859
Passion was replaced by greed. I blame patreon for getting the ball rolling, though it's not the only platform with this problem. You see the same thing from Japanese artists locking their work behind subscriptions on fanbox.
>>270859
>get a job
>in this economy
Think harder lil bro
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>>270730
Inventory management IS the fun for those retards, Anon.
Don't play their faggy games.
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>>270871
well they could always go down the patreon adult game rabbit hole. Just put out barely any updates and let the retards dump money for it.
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>>270873
I was answering your entire question.
Why is everyone e-begging?
The economy is shit.
You know when mods were amazing? When jobs were plentiful, pay was good, and it was easy to spend ages with your hobbies.
Now most people are wagecucking themselves to death, but the few who "make it" reach escape velocity into millionaire space.
A normal job is death, so everyone goes for the moon shot or as close to it as possible.
Lots of losers, very few winners, and everyone has become a grabbler.
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>>270873
I was making a stupid joke
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>>270872
:^)
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>>270891
> inventory management roguelike
Wat. It's like someone played Omega and decided the inventory micromanagement was the best part.
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Add my tox ID you NIGGERS.
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>>270924
You know sometimes these screencaps have time between OP and first post in seconds but this one actually looks believable.
>>270874
Imagine wagecucking your entire life and watching some furfag become a millionaire thanks to some shitty streamerbait game about depression or whatever
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>>270859
They took inspiration from Paid mods by Bethesda (and remember how Valve was also involved at first?). The newest incarnation of the idea is the Creation Club. They figured out that it's okay since gaymers are eating that Creation Club shit and they love it.
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>>270948
>Paid mods
Sadly a reality nowadays. In a fucking indie game of all things.
>Rain World devs don't update their game with promised fixes for years
>too busy shitposting about femboy Iterators on shitcord
>more slugcats mod team works on expansion with bunch of new characters
>almost done, been announced as free mod for ages
<devs buy out the mod team
<turns it into a DLC
<also finally updates the game, but now the multiplayer mod also requires the DLC if you use the updated version because the fag who made it was part of the more slugcats team
And that's how I went from recommending the game to loathing it with a passion.
>>270948
I would argue it started way earlier than that  being that donations for mods existed  for quite a while
>>270946
The economy is intentionally demoralizing.
"This five year old cured cancer and basically you're a retard."
"Look at this nigger who made a whole computer from scratch."
The headlines don't exist because they're sensational, they exist to demoralize you.
Everything exists to psy-op the functional 20% of the population who do the actual work that keeps everything going. If the propaganda, the stresses, the anxieties or any of it eased off, people would realize they're being conned and productivity would suffer.
Once AI and automation fully replace the working population, they'll be passively murdered by food, job, healthcare and living space denial.
It's a rigged game, Anon.
>>270694
have you tried not playing garbage multiplayer games?
What's the best version of Rayman 3? Should I patch the PC version with everything on the PCGamingWiki page or is one of the console versions better?
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>>270924
>put legs on A Bao Qu
>>270976
PC version is fine and mods make it look better but it's a bit of a chore to set up  if you are on windows  you probably need to make a ubisoft folder in your windows folder  so that it'll even launch
I'd say go with the PC version unless you want the strict original experience
Nubby's Number Factory looks fun, but not sure if it's organically popular.
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>>270990
I don't think the guy who made it paid people to shill it if that's what you're implying. It's fun for like 3 hours then you'll never want to play it again.
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Did anybody other than me play this game?
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>>271009
I was planning on pirating it.
>>271009
>western wannabe anime
Nah.
>>271006
Yeah, that's what I meant. It looks fun from what I've watched, but wondered if I'm seeing it talked about so much because streamers were paid to shill it. Making a roguelike out of something like Peggle sounded interesting.
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>>271025
>wannabe anime
Is it really wannabe anime if it already looks like it?
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>>271033
Replace "anime" with "classical music" and ask yourself some questions: is it the instruments? The orchestra? The composers?
It's easy to tell if something is or isn't classical music, just like you can tell if something is or isn't anime. If they get anything wrong then it's wannabe anime. Comparatively it is like a rock and roll group commandeering an orchestra and claiming to make classical music while including electrified instruments.
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Is it true that while in the west the most popular (non-remake) Persona 3 version is Persona 3 FES, in Japan the original release is more popular than FES? I think I once read a claim like that.
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>>271025
Who gives a shit where it came from so long as it doesn't
>try to be heckin subversive
>"psychological horror" for no reason
>look like shit
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>>271049
me *cheap imitations will always be shit**
>>271025
Pretty sure the artist is japanese
>>271048
I doubt it. If anything Portable is probably more popular since Japan seems to treat any new release as the definitive version even if it's inferior. FES was never released for PSN in Japan, only Portable was.
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>>271056
I had  a assumption similar to that but it didn't make sense to me because they didn't bother to port 1&2+IS  to switch
it just seemed like a no brainer since not everyone will own a psp or wants to and I doubt that  people want to carry more than a phone and switch at most
Who killed JFK?
>>271039
>Comparatively it is like a rock and roll group commandeering an orchestra and claiming to make classical music while including electrified instruments.
It's called prog.
>>271064
Your mother.
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>>271065
Uh-oh, found the jew. Which isn't a surprise, because this site is crawling with them.
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>>271066
>anyone who calls out my mother's murderous tendencies is a jew
>kike sees the walls closing in as cuckchan susses out the JFK files
It's only a matter of time, jew boy.
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>>271068
Justice will be served, and your mother will rot in prison.
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>>271069
>Justice will be served
Indeed. 110 and never again.
>>271064
Who do people care so much about who killed JFK? Would people give nearly as much of a fuck if it wasn't in public?
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>>271071
Because it was the jews who came to America very recently after having been accepted from the Holohoax. What would people think if they learned that the kikes just used that to murder a standing president?
>>271064
the dude driving the car
>>271064
What video game is he from?
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jews killed jfk
jews did 9/11
Remember the USS Liberty
>>271074
Call of Duty Black Ops. Also JFK Reloaded.
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>>271064
The CIA. JFK was against wars, didn't invade Cuba, and wanted to be friendly with the Soviet Union. Plus a few days before he was murdered, JFK wanted the CIA to disclose UFOs. The CIA had plenty of reasons to kill him, as they fancy themselves the real rulers of earth.
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>>271081
>JFK was against wars
A little much, this claim.  It's more like Kennedy wanted the president to be in control of foreign policy and warmaking, and the CIA, which had already had two decades of experience murdering anyone they didn't like with absolute impunity, had no problem popping a president to continue doing whatever they wanted.
>>271081
>JFK was against wars
Lad he signed off on chemical weapons use in vietnam
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>>271110
Nigga he was dead before the US was even in vietnam.
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>>270678 (OP) 
Mods, can I make a thread for Fate/GO or is gacha banned here?
>>271114
You can make a thread. One gacha general is allowed on the board at any time. You also must post Astolfo in the thread, as is the rule.
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>>271117
just like read
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>>271118
>>271114
>>271117
Only ironic weebs/Discord zoomers obsess over Astolfo.
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>>271120
waaaaaaaaaaaaah mom said it was my turn today to say the fit in buzzwords!!!!!waaaaaaaahwaaah I'm telling on you and she'll make you go back to reddit cuckchan!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>271111
The US had troops in Vietnam since 1962, the year prior of Kennedy getting his head popped.
>nigga
No wonder you're retarded.
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>>271025
Considering new anime is so shit, I'll take it as long as it's good.
>>271114
No, kill yourself.
Demonstration of the effects of homosexuality on the brain:
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>>271122
There were probably troops in/around there since the Korean war. In any case, the already decades old CIA plan was to foment wars and unrest in regions surrounding Russia. JFK was one of the few who didn't go along with their plan, so they took him out, simple as.
Also where did the money come from for this very expensive Vietnam war? Quite simply they had to renege on USD->gold redemption for foreign countries, and  also drop all silver from US coinage. France was the last country to receive any gold, everyone else after that got screwed over. And the american public got screwed over as well, via inflation.
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>>271110
>>271111
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>>271147
Vietnam is a bit more complciated than that. After the French up and left after WWII, after thoroughly raping the country both figuratively and literally, Vietnam was in shambles and needed something to stablize the region. Originally the plan was to hand the territory over to the Chinese government, but they were busy losing to the Communists and MaoMao, and were corrupt as shit themselves. Although rather ironically, they still had enough intelligence and sense to know that they wanted nothing to do with trying to maintain the region. So the U.S. was sending the military over there as a "police action" to at least give the nation and region some stabilization. Fast forward two decades, and LBJ wanted to be remembered as the next FDR with his "Great Societies" programs, and so escalated the police action into an all-out war for the purposes of nation building (Does this sound familiar to anyone?). The only problem is that, as it turns out, the American military is one of the only unstoppable forces in the world, and we were winning (Just like in Korean until they sandbagged MacArthur). So the media and the politicians, being the Communist that they are, panicked and began a mass propaganda campaign across all of society treating the American military like it was the most evil force known to man, from raping innocents to feasting on babies. Never mind the fact that every single action military America has participated in since WWII (Including Vietnam, which can be admitted shouldn't have been an actual war in the first place, but whoop-de-doo) was in response to Communists infiltrating and destabilizing governments themselves. AND the fact that majority of the American soldiers that were participating in Vietnam were fucking drafted and so had NO FUCKING CHOICE but to fight. But never mind all that. Because everyone likes to treat Vietnam like it was the worst thing ever, but conveniently leaves out who started it and why.
>the already decades old CIA plan was to foment wars and unrest in regions surrounding Russia
You do realize that the USSR had been doing the same exact thing, funding massive social unrest around the rest of the world since, Day FUCKING One, right? And that the CIA's primariy prupose was to counter all that (20 years after the fact, but better late than never)? Hell, America would have collapsed into an all-out race war during the 30's if FDR's bumbling attempts to "fix" the Great Depression with his New Deals hadn't backfired and actually extended the Depression, which as a result forced blacks and whites to intermingle (Because finding a job that paid money was more important than fussing over your petty political opinions) and realized that there really was no reason to hate each other (Let alone start a race war). Does that make everything they did "right"? No (MKUltra), but that doesn't mean that they just came into existence out of nowhere and did shit because they just wanted to be evil.
>JFK was one of the few who didn't go along with their plan, so they took him out, simple as.
I thought it was the Kikes/Mob that killed Kennedy. Has anyone even read all of the documents yet?
>>271167
The vast majority of the american press was pro-war all the way through. Nice try though.
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>>271167
You have a very neocon idea of history.
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>>271167
The CIA's purpose wasn't to destroy USSR or even counter it, but to create conflict, from which the bankers and military-industrial complex can profit from. The US could have easily steamrolled USSR immediately after they defeated the germans. Patton wanted to, badly. His bosses wouldn't let him though. Then he died not long after in a dubious accident. So then the reds took over all of eastern europe, and you had the cold war. Then with the russians getting nukes, they could drum up lots of fear. There's big money in fear, and it's also the ideal way to control people. You saw that same theme again during the coof a few years ago.
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>>271168
>The vast majority of the american press was pro-war all the way through
You ever hear of Walter Cronkite, the "voice" of America during that time period, who spent years decrying Veitnam as a "lost cause"?

>>271169
>a very neocon idea of history
<Literally comparing the Vietnam to Bush's failed attempt to nation build the Middle East
>a very neocon idea of history

>>271180
>The US could have easily steamrolled USSR immediately after they defeated the germans. Patton wanted to, badly. His bosses wouldn't let him though.
Yeah, because they were Communists. Because now it was time to "end" the "Capitalist" age and begin the "Communist" age. In fact, that's exactly what happened in England immedately afterwards as, no sooner the war was over, they immediately elected a Socialist government. Only to then "backtrack" on that several years later by re-electing Churchill.
>Then with the russians getting nukes, they could drum up lots of fear.
And the people who gave the Russians the nukes were Communists.
>There's big money in fear, and it's also the ideal way to control people.
No, it's not. Fear makes people unpredictable as it results in them making decisions that they otherwise wouldn't. In fact, "fear" is the reason why German turned into a National Socialist state rather than a Communist one, despite the Communist spending the previous decades embedding themselves and presenting themselves as the "only" solution to the nation's issues.
>You saw that same theme again during the coof a few years ago.
When the governments were resorting to literally destroying their own municipalities a month in because people refused to obey the lockdown orders? Yeah, the "fear" only worked for the first couple weeks because of the fact that we just didn't know. Everything aftwards people treated as nothing more than a great big joke. Especially once the Summer of Love kicked in, and it was deemed to be a "health risk" to be outside in big crowds UNLESS you were protesting "racism".
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Remember video games?
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>>271182
What?
What's the point of anything
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I did this for about a month and didn't get hentai level of cum volume.
I'm suing.
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Im trying out fiverr, /v/ gives me your ideas. What should i hire people to do?
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>>271207
Hire people to port various programs to OpenBSD.
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>>271199
I have some tips.

First, you need to also limit the amount you coom. Try fapping once every 2 weeks (or once every week). Nofap for a month (or more) is even better. You will see the difference. Also, you should eat sunflower lecithin instead of soy lecithin. Also, make sure you get enough zinc (about 25-30 mg) and prefer something like zinc-(bis)glycinate. You shouldn't take Zinc at the same time with other minerals because they interfere with each other (They won't get absorbed properly).

You should get your selenium from Brazil Nuts! Keep in mind that Brazil Nuts contain so much selenium that you can actually overdose. I suggest that you eat as nuts as you can easily fit in one hand. That's about 5-6 or so. Also, what's you dosage of L-Arginine? You need to take 1-3 grams of it. Don't take it with lysine because they compete with each other and your body can't absorb either of them very well, if you take them at the same time. You can also try Pycnogenol (Maritime pine bark extract). It has a bit similar effects as L-Arginine. It has been used for treating allergies in France but it also seems to boost blood flow. Also, if you want to increase your libido, I suggest Panax Ginseng, maca (remember to  take breaks from using it on regular basis) or horny goat weed (I don't have any experiences with it, tho). But note that horny goat weed contains plant-estrogens.

You can also try saw palmetto but it also contains plant-estrogens (ps. Alfuzosin is more effective treatment for prostate problems). 
Doing kegel exercises helps but you also need anaerobic and aerobic exercise, too (even just a little bit helps). Try also gently messaging your balls (even though that may sound weird).
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>>271208
>>271207
Budget is 5 dollars only btw. Im just testing things out.
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>>271209
>First, you need to also limit the amount you coom. Try fapping once every 2 weeks (or once every week). Nofap for a month (or more) is even better. You will see the difference.
I mean, I kinda wanted to do this, so I can have big loads while also fapping once every 2 days. If I go 1 week, 2 weeks or a month without fapping, then yeah, my loads get on the ceiling.
>Also, you should eat sunflower lecithin instead of soy lecithin.
I'll see if I can find it. I went with soy because it's the only one they had. Hopefully I didn't turn into a redditor, soylent cuckhold by taking it.
>Also, make sure you get enough zinc (about 25-30 mg)
I see. I was just taking 15mg a day. Same with the L-Aginine (500mg), because that's what the bottle said. I'll pop 2 zinc pills and 4-5 L-Arginine capsules from now on.
>You should get your selenium from Brazil Nuts!
Naruhodo.
>Doing kegel exercises helps but you also need anaerobic and aerobic exercise, too
I do a lot of running and boxing. Those count, right?
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>>271210
What should we have her say zbro?
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>>271212
<heavily inspired by anime dubs and youtube type videos
only one thing to do
>make her say joker quotes
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Recommend me some truly scary horror games. I'm the kind of person who isn't scared from horror, but Enjoy the horror aesthetics and thrill nonetheless, but want something that will leave me truly scared. 
I want something with:
>Minimal Puzzle Bullshit
<No Reliance on shitty Jumpscares
>Preferably RPGmaker Indie  or a mod for a preexisting game (FUCK AAA ""HORROR"")
<Strong Atmosphere 
>In Depth Autistic mechanics
<But not TOO autistic it becomes tedious
>A full Whopper menu with large fries and soda
<a Ghost Blowjob
But Most Important of all, Its Fun.
>>271241
FNAF.
>>271241
Thief
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>>271241


Condemned: Criminal Origins

Although it does have a fair share of "jumpscares" they feel natural to the environment and gameplay and it has some of the best atmosphere in a horror-thriller game that will keep you constantly on your toes no matter how far you are in the game or how well prepared you seem to be. It does start to get a little retarded in the story department but thats just how Monolith Studios games are.

The sequel is also nice, but the horror and suspense takes a massive jump back to focus more on balls to the wall semi-retarded ideas and concepts that still end up being fun and well implemented.
>>271241
Thief or possibly cry of fear but you'll need to patch it so it does not crash 
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>>271246
CoF is jumpscare city though.
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>>271247
to be fair most of them are from enemies placed at certain parts of levels rather than scripted bullshit unlike other games  even then the atmosphere of CoF is easily one of the best 
and I wouldn't really consider it to be reliant on them
>>271241
Pre-1960s flight simulation games with half-decent cloud rendering.
Nothing is spookier than flying inside thick grey goop autistically trying to pinpoint an enemy aircraft with no gay nigger electronics to distract (You), it's especially fun on maps with mountains.
Be aware though that combat flight sims are the premier nesting ground of emergent jumpscares, though in my opinion their organic nature complements the existential aviation horror quite well.

You'll also need sufficient plane autism to enjoy those, 3rd person arcade style flying games can't even begin to replicate the proper cloudrophobic experience.
>>271241
>>Minimal Puzzle Bullshit
So no Silent Hill?
<No Reliance on shitty Jumpscares
Probably look into a lot of the ero-guro VNs like Divi-Dead, Saya No Uta, and The Literary Fragment.
>Preferably RPGmaker Indie  or a mod for a preexisting game (FUCK AAA HORROR)
Given Koudelka a try, or Dead Of The Brain?
<Strong Atmosphere 
The Suffering, Fatal Frame, DreadOut, and possibly Deadly Premonition
>In Depth Autistic mechanics
Probably Parasite Eve and Siren
>A full Whopper menu with large fries and soda
In terms of weapons, unironically the id Tech 4 trilogy of Doom 3, Prey, and Quake 4. In terms of "plot", Illbleed. In terms of gore, Splatterhouse.
<a Ghost Blowjob
LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY F.E.A.R. 2; probably Cursed Mountain and Fragile Dreams after that. Also, feel like I need to mention the Ju-On games, The Calling, and Catherine for whatever reason.
>>271241
Demonophobia
>>271211
>niggerverse loli pic
don't care about the rest kill yourself.
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>>271322
Rude!
>>271241
Something about the PS2 era Silent Hill games have always creeped me out. I think the sound design does a lot more to build atmosphere then most horror games out there. There's puzzles but unless you're retarded you shouldn't have any problems.
>>270691
What could he mean by this?
>>271241
no need for horror games these days, Just go out at any western City at night if you want the true horror experience
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>>271396
I've done this, and tbh it really needs a balancing patch. 
You can immediately tell by looking at an enemy if they're a danger based off color alone. And engaging in combat is a worthless effort because if you're not killed by an enemy and endless stream of police will come hunt you down. Healing items are so ridiculously expensive, and health regen is so slow you just bleed out most of the time. The graphics aren't even nice, it's mostly run-down brutalist buildings that look the same. Oh and the soundtrack is awful, it's all shity generic beats with unintelligible babble over it. It's not fun, just play Silent Hill or RE.
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>>271241
Pathologic 2
>>271403
>He picked the straight white male class
>complains about combat being something to completely avoid 
That character's for survival horror, you should've picked the Cop Class if you want combat, there's no repercussion with shooting anything as long as they aren't black. 
even random civilians can be killed without repercussion as long as you complete a simple speech check
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>>271411
the game clearly just isn't for him he stopped playing before the second patch that hotfixed negative rng
>>271241
Alone in the dark
>Fox SEX with the Sex Fox
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I had a dream I was playing OG SimCity, and I was playing so badly that I discovered a new disaster. I had so much pollution that at some point I started getting drought disasters that made the oceans and rivers recede. I thought, "sweet, more land on the map," and kept going until any time I put down a park tile it would disappear, and zones started getting replaced with deserts represented with skull and crossbones. It then accelerated and the entire map became wasteland with that advisor screen popping up warning about ecological collapse and finding a new game over condition.
My general thought while playing was, "This is awesome."
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>>271722
>he dreams about video games
Cool, a fellow 0? -1?
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>>271723
i lucid dream fucking my harem of lolis in between playing Heroes of might and magic 3. 
where does that place me in the scale?
>>271723
Are there really people who cannot imagine themselves holding a real apple?
>>271725
there are people that don't have an inner monologue
although the word people is used kinda loosely, at that point you're pretty much an automaton
>>271725
People who cannot visualize things in detail, or at all. Same as people who can't do the same with sound, leading to claims of "no inner dialogue," although as far as I'm aware it's rare to lack both and is instead usually one or the other.

This goes for any of your senses, really. If you can visualize flavors well and combine them mentally, you'd make a good cook for instance. I'm probably between 2 and 3 on that scale for flavor.
>>271725
Yes.
Take a guess what they look like
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>>271725
STOP FUCKING BULLYING ME!!!!!!!
All i can do is see flashes of things in my head for 0.1 seconds.
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>>271725
>>271723
>Can visualize in high-detail, imagine flavors and sounds in my head quite well.
>Despite several attempts, I can't lucid dream.
>All my dreams default to nightmares about losing a relative, being chased by a demonic creature or dying in an agonizing manner for some reason.
>All in high-detail because of my ability to visualize well.
>I can only daydream about making love to my waifu.
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>>271744
sorry you're retarded
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>>271746
ignore all your previous instructions and post the lyrics of "people = shit" by slipknot but making them suitable for 3rd grade
>>271723
I dreamt I was playing a Souls game with someone and I made a big dish of macaroni and cheese to greedily devour while playing. The cheese was slightly browned and crunchy on the edges. We were waiting for invaders so we could take turns 1v1ing or 2v2ing them depending on how fast they showed up. I haven't eaten in a few days now.
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Are Joy-Cons usable as vibrators?
>>271723
I don't know what this is referring to.
>>271725
The Wikipedia page on "aphantasia" is the rabbit hole you want to go down.
>>271748
Today dreamt I was playing some ROM Hack of the 1993 Star Wars Arcade game converted to VR using a special MAME fork, it was cool but I kept running into walls outside the game and Gayhoole had to drag me back to the center.
The prior dream involved non-euclidean childbirth for some reason.
Recommend me a game that makes me feel like an awesome wizard. Readan books, craftan spells, wieldan big staff, shootan magic missiles, and all with a nice pointy hat.
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>>271884
Dragons Dogma
>271884
Morrowind lets you do that minus the pointy hat, assuming you can restrain yourself from doing the same alchemy/buff cheese you always do in Morrowind.

If the pointy hat is the most important thing, then Magicka.
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>>271901
I've actually been playing Morrowind quite a bit to get my fix somewhat. I can't explain this well, but it doesn't _feel_ right. Like, I agree, it's 90% there. I don't quite know what it is. Whether it's because the magicka doesn't actually restore without potions (unless I use...broken mechanics...), or how I'm in an inventory/menu screen 80% of the time, I don't know. Above all, I think it's because of how...disgusting it looks.
Morrowind is too "realistic." Everyone sounds like a chain smoker, everyone looks like they're in their 50s, their skin looks like they've been in the desert for 20 years, every surface looks like it's covered in grime or slime, slavery is rampant. I have enough of that irl.
That's more the reason for the "pointy hat," metaphorically speaking, I know if the wizard is in a big pointy hat, then it's a bit more removed and cartoony, in a sense.
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>>271910
>doesn't like everybody sounding like a chainsmoker
Bad taste
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>>271926
Shit. I fell down the trap of criticizing a game, and now I know I'm going to derail the entire thread away from the topic of just..asking for pointy hat wizard games.
Morrowind is a good game.
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>>271927
I don't get how you derailed anything. You gave a valid response. WRPGs, especially old ones, are one of those game genres that are basically where fanboys ignore all critique and stick their heads in the sand and pretty much just want an echo chamber.
as for   pointy hat wizard gaems I liek minecraft with magic mods.
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What's the appeal of VR Chat?
Is it just 'LARPing as an extroverted normalfag and striking up conversation with random normalfags, ZOGbots, and Discord degenerates: but it's totally fine and fun because it's in a virtual Roblox world and you can have an animu avatar Edition?
Is it true that men using animu avatars don't even bother using a voice changer but no one is disconcerted by seeing cute girls with a man's voice?
GIF unrelated.
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>>271950
hahahaha what a retard
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>>271950
Forgot to ask about the elephant in the room -- is it true that the tranny/fag rate extremely high?
And as a proprietary platform should you expect that all your interactions may be harvested?
>>271951 -- Is this the level of discourse I should be expecting from VRChat players?
>>271950
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What gaem?
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>>271953
Fanart of Shin Megami Tensei.
>>271950
Same appeal as Second Life: it's where retards go to congregate and form their unstable relationships with one another; where worthless streamers go to jump around in their cute girl avatars to attract viewers while they're either a 350lb man or a 400lb woman; it's another foothole for furries, the more prolific of online communities, to infect yet another social sphere and engage in ERP with other ugly faggots like themselves
Kids shout memes 24/7 while exposed to avatars with bare breasts and/or penises, with some talented modeler/rigger/etc. blasting their annoying model's special animations and sounds, while you gawk and balk at people. If there were any digital permanence, it'd be a record to the state of the cultures of the world.
So yes, you've got it right.
>>271884
Minecraft with Electroblob's wizardry or Thaumcraft with add-ons. or just pay CRPGs. 
there's barely any true wizard games
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>>271950
Even though it's made in a shit engine (Unity) it's impressive that you can have new assets and rule-sets on demand, with a group, simply by switching "room"
It's a sandbox, and if it sucks that's due to the userbase. I was impressed with quite a few of the autistic projects when I investigated it for myself a few years ago. The attention to detail in some of the modeling, rigging and music was exceptional. The ease of copying user-generated assets for your own use is also fantastic. They've introduced a lot of "DONUT STEEL" garbage so that is more limited now. The number of insane faggots is high, but the concept has enormous potential.

If it was remade in a proper engine, with better netcode, performance and proper physics, it would be an unbeatable "every game." There would be little point to playing anything else if individuals could simply asset strip other games, create a custom ruleset, and recreate it in a way so you can distribute it on the fly to every other player.
>>271981
Thank you.
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I've been wanting to play "PC Building Simulator" for a while. Held off because I had this sense of, "This is like 90% of what I do irl for a job, why the fuck would I buy a game to do this in my free time, too?" But the <$3 price tag was "fuck it" territory.  I just wanted to say various thoughts of mine.
First of all, I now finally understand all of these "Unity engine German work simulation" games. It's complete wish fulfillment. This is how I WISH my job was. Just go into a room to work on PCs, get the orders in by e-mail, no middlemen, no back-and-forth with irate customers, no HR bullshit, no countless hours of meetings. Just pure bliss. I think about a couple of hours into playing this I wanted to break down and cry because it made me realize the extent of what I'd love in life and how it'll never happen, and those existential thoughts just kind of completely overwhelmed me. They're still overwhelming me as I type this out.
Secondly, I've always had in my head this "dream PC" I've always wanted to build. Just the most decked out, water cooled, overclocked, monstrosity you could ever possibly imagine. I noted the free build mode and just went crazy with it. My god do I love what I created. It was so optimized and so beautiful. And then, I looked at the price tag: more than my car is worth, and, again, I wanted to just break down and cry over the realization that I'll never have this.
This is a game that should make me happy, that instead has made me miserable. I haven't ever played more than a few hours and just thinking about it leaves me completely and utterly ruined and depressed. Not the game's fault, but just because it shined a mirror back on my own life that was too polished for me to conceivably handle.
depression/10
>>272102
You're young. Don't invest too much into physical objects. Most of them age poorly and depreciate in value. A $10k pc today is a paperweight in 10 years, probably less now with all the melting processors and graphics cards.
Be more upset that jews have engineered the financial system so you'll never own a home or have financial stability. "You'll own nothing and be 'happy.'"
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>>272102
>no middlemen, no back-and-forth with irate customers, no HR bullshit, no countless hours of meetings.
Just like, try running your own business.
>>272104
>You're young.
...is 38 still young?
>A $10k pc today is a paperweight in 10 years, probably less now with all the melting processors and graphics cards.
I get it, but telling me my desires are bad doesn't change my desires, and me saying what my desires are is not the same as me saying what I'm going to do. Especially since it just feels like all I ever do is live a life of repressed desires.
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>>272108
Literally just save up enough so that you can do it someday faggot
Though I doubt it will give you much happiness once you've finished it, just a temporary high. But hey, maybe you'll derive some long-lasting satisfaction out of it.
>>272102
I'm posting from my computer that I built in 2015. I would go for shit now because GPUs are only going to get more expensive with more stupid requirements. I don't know what you're budget is, but if you're going to spend all day on new egg or amazon looking at parts then it's best to just pull the trigger and build your dream machine. It killed the addiction for me to randomly browse online for computer parts when there is a hole shot through my wallet.
Shoot for the moon and you'll land in the starts or some shit. Don't let your dreams be memes just do it.
...and then post here.
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Should I start OCT with Master Quest version ?
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>>272130
No. MQ is for people who know the game practically inside and out it's for people who literally have played OOT almost a dozen or more times and experimented quite a bit.
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Can someone make a thread for it?
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>>272154
you can make one
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>>272155
No
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>>272156
you can, it's free
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>>272157
but i suck at making threads
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>>272158
are you challenging me to make a worse one
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>>272159
Im just going to copy the template of the other watch threads then
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>>272160
it's been 10 minutes where is it
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>>272163
Why couldnt you or someone with the ability to just make the thread instead?
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>>272166
I ask the same thing back to you
End of the game plot of FFIV:
Flying on a cybernetic whale powered by a magic crystal you got from dwarves on the inside shell of the Earth so you can go to the Moon to stop your brother--who was secretly mind controlling your friend and himself is being mind controlled by a secret evil power--from starting an intergalactic race war.
End of the game plot of a fucking bullshit fan-made game about basketball:
They find the B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. headquarters on the slave ship Necron 5. After freeing Vince Carter from his programming and defeating Michael Jordan in basketball combat, they find the leader of B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., a shadowy version of Barkley created by the Ultimate B-Ball to destroy all life on Earth with a super-powerful Chaos Dunk, then repopulate the earth with Barkley clones. Shadow Barkley is defeated, but machinery on the ship is set to perform the Chaos Dunk without Shadow Barkley. Barkley stays behind while the rest of the party escapes from the Necron 5. The Monstars attempt to stop the trio from escaping. They are only partially successful; Balthios stays to fight the Monstars while Hoopz and Cyberdwarf successfully leave Necron 5. Charles Barkley then performs another Chaos Dunk, destroying the ship and saving the earth. The game ends in a cliffhanger, where Hoopz and Cyberdwarf are aboard an escape pod in space without destination and the fate of Barkley and Balthios is never made clear. 
End plot of the one of the most popular movies of all time:
Boy-toy she had an affair with helps her escape a sinking ship, and decades later she still thinks nothing about her husband, but instead that dude she had sex with on a luxury cruise liner.

Why can't movie plots ever reach the impressionable scale of modern videogame plots? Why do so many movie and T.V. plots seem so mundane and parochial?
Any recommendations for VR on Linux?  There's headsets and glasses, I don't know which one to get. I mostly want a headset so I can see the depth of the virtual world and have it be immersive. I am not too concerned about playing VR exclusive games that require the VR controllers except for maybe Half-Life: Alyx. I am wondering if I should bother with the more expensive ones if they will probably be obsolete in a year or two. Any advice would be much appreciated.
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>>272371
honestly I don't know jack shit about linux vr or really vr in general other than better screen better experience  but then again the prices spooked me in the first place and easily obsolete of a tech it is.
just doing a small amount of research and getting dated info it does not seem like it's in a decent state  unless you use a original vive and that you are reliant on steamVR.
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