Don't want to bump this thread with nothing else but blogposting, but considering the talk of older consoles this might fit in:
>want to buy a Sega Saturn to hardmod the shit out of
>1st seller, spare Euro SS that hadn't been powered on for years, 35E
<disgruntled old lady, doesn't know how to use a keyboard
<selling crap she had collecting dust at home, console was most likely her 40yo son's
<claims she's sending me the console after fucking up my payment twice
<goes to a reseller store to sell her shit because she does not understand shipping
<still can't make a word out of her messages, each one more cryptic than the last
>at least I got my money back, try to look for another console
>2nd seller, boxed Euro SS with a copy of Tomb Raider, 120E
<seller removes the advert as soon as he reads my 1 week-old message
>3rd seller, complete JP SS that has ben reclocked, no power adapter, 75E
<as he was checking it the guy notices the image freezes after 10 minutes of usage
>at least had the decency to contact me once he found out about the issue
>4th seller, JP SS without any yellowing, no price tag
>offer him 75E, might accept paying more if I'm hard pressed enough
<that was 3 months ago, not a single reply
As you can tell, I was cockblocked from buying a SS on all fronts. I genuinely didn't think I could find any console that wasn't price gouged . That was, until:
>remember Yahoo! Auctions exists
>look for Y!A proxies, ZenMarket will do
>start glimpsing multiple latest advets on the page, looking for something that will catch my eye
>settle for an advert with a model 2 SS without any visible yellowing and two controllers
>win the auction, 50E
>damn, that was kind of cheap
>in fact, that's way too cheap. what's the shipping, 10E?
<...you know, an arcade controller would go well with a Sega Saturn. didn't they sell those in Japan too?
<...
<...?
>fast forward to present day
<7 spare Saturn consoles, don't even know whether 2 of them work
<9 boxed Saturn consoles
<1 clear case THIS IS KEWL spare Saturn console
<20 regular Saturn controllers
<4 analog 3D Saturn controllers
<5 Virtual On Saturn twin stick controllers, all of them boxed and 3 of them still factory sealed
<2 Saturn mice, 1 of them boxed
<1 boxed Saturn memory card
<1 Dreamcast console
<5 Dreamcast controllers, 4 of them clear
<6 Millenium 2000 Dreamcast controllers, 3 of them boxed
<2 clear Dreamcast keyboards
<1 spare Game Gear console
<1 boxed FZ-1 3DO console
<1 HSS-0136 Saturn controller
<2 HKT-7300 Dreamcast controller
<1 Arcade Pro 2 controller for the PS2
<some more shit I may have forgotten to list
All of this adds up, considering shipping inside the country:
<¥312,890
This would be all nice and well, except:
>look into the shipping process
>assume I can simply pay for the cheapest, dingiest shipping method and avoid paying big money
<what, customs?
<customs order you to pay 25% the stated worth of the product being shipped to be allowed outside of Japan
<25% of almost ¥300,000, excluding shipping
<or even more, since one of the auctions exceeded 150E and customs will charge me extra for processing
>talk to the diversity hires at ZenMarket, ask them is there any way to avoid being robbed with taxation
<nuh uh, can't hide how much you've paid for these items
<holy fucking shit
<take a look at my neglected bank account I hadn't even bothered to check as I was spending like crazy
>there's still a thousand yuros roaming in my account
>abitclosertoheaven.jpg
Or it would be, didn't I forget I had to cough up more than a thousand yuros in [REDACTED]. I can expect the money to be deducted from my account anytime in the next few days, which means, once that payment arrives,
<I'll be in the red
<I need to make more than ¥75,000 appear out of thin air in a matter of days
<NEET, so I can't expect to solve this with a salary check at the end of the month
<the only afordable shipping option will take at best 2 months in arriving
<hence I can't ask for a loan then clear some of the inventory in a desperate attempt to stay afloat
<that is, without a massive, crushing debt
<I can't have ZenMarket store the items indefinitely as they'll start charging me as soon as any of them stay any longer than 45 days
<the eldest auction arrived in their warehouse 27 days ago
<don't even have a clear idea I'll make a profit once everything arrives, or how long would it take to sell everything
>
<still buy a SANYO 3DO after my misery achieved critical mass
What am I supposed to do now? I still haven't got through my head I may be indebted to hell in a matter of days. It genuinely feels like a bad dream I may wake up from sooner or later, but I know I won't. What in tarnation is this shit? How the fuck in this godforsaken world did I end up like this? What the shit?