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>dream vidya movie
No thanks Hollywood is shit, any studio for animation will cheap out & outsource it. 
Face it this form of media is basically dead for anyone with more than half a functioning brain (I don't mean games, I mean movies. Your indie movies still push propaganda so don't be a fag about your taste nimrod)

>>267632 (OP) 
Nice try kikewood, but I'm not doing your homework.

>>267633
Can't you read?
>Forget about the absolute state of hollyjew

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>>267636
>with an imp

>>267636
Pitch me a h-doom hentai then. 10 episodes worth.

>first person perspective
>white guy goes around killing kikes, niggers and faggots
>at the end of the movie he gets a nobel peace prize for ridding the world of corruptive elements
>goes home to his wife and children
>switches to third person perspective for the first time
>MC was uncle adolf all along
>roll credits
>credits music is some moonman tracks

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Castlevania *Insert musical terminology* of Sorrow
Not a movie, but a show that combines both Aria and Dawn, because Niggerflix Trashvania is pile of fucking trash, and because Dawn is irrelevant and Death was underused in both Aria of Sorrow and Dawn of Sorrow.

>Celia Fortner is Death, Death wants to bring back Dracula by forcing all the Dracula inheritors, including Alucard, into a battle royale inside Castlevania
>Starts out like Aria, Soma defending Mina against skeletons, Alucard and Yoko helps them, later they meet up with Julius and Hammer 
>Dario and Dmitri will be intermediate antagonists for the show.
>Mina gets kidnapped, forcing Soma to travel alone inside the castle
>Soma gets kidnapped by Celia, she tries to convince Soma to join her, she even uses the female monster to convince him, Lilith turns into Mina, but he refuses and escapes
>Soma fight Dmitri, Alucard fights Dario, the Julius fight one of the major bosses, probably Legion, and recovers his memories
>Soma fights Celia only to discover that she is Death, Death loses and disappears, Soma rescues Mina in the clock tower
>The final arc would be a recreation of Aria's ending, fight with Granham, Soma unlocks his true power, fight with Julius, the chaos realm, fight with Chaos
>In the Chaos Realm Soma sees some memories of Dracula, from LoI, Castlevania 3, RoB, SotN, Portrait of Ruin
>Dracula's memories try to take over Soma, but he refuses it and has to fight Chaos
>The show ends with Soma defeating Chaos and Death rescuing him from the Chaos realm
>Death asks Soma if he wants to become the next Dark Lord, Soma refuses, the show ends

Each episode will feature a battle against an iconic boss from either Aria or Dawn
As for the style, I think YuYuHakusho anime style would fit well with the Castlevania aesthetics, but if I had an infinite budget I would replicate the Vampire Hunter D style.

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>>267642
Slice of life anime with doomguy owning and working in a bunny farm with a full staff of qt virgin demongirls that love him.

Treasure Planet but it's an Elite Dangerous prequel feat. a younger Capt. Delaine recruiting Jim Hawkins from the clutches of the Imperial welfare system/Federal military recruiters depending on how the Ukraine war ends and then going on an epic hunt for a mythical stash of engineering mats said to contain enough booty to fully outfit dozens of fleet carriers' worth of ships with grade 5 modules.
May or may not feature cameos from famous members and orgs of the ED community.

Video games don't need to be movies.  In fact, I'd like them to stop being movies.

Shit in Trump's bed, the movie
The joke would be that audiences would go in expecting clever criticism of Donald Trump but only get Freddy got Fingered - style dada

Katamari. The movie ends with the audience getting rolled up and the King turning them into stardust because he's so disappointed.

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>>267632 (OP) 
>a squad of other 3 marines to investigate an accident in the Mars facility.
I've seen this one before!

>>267657
The only answer.
I'll also add that anyone in a board room meeting, studios, directors, actors, and fans who keep trying to justify the abominations to happen should be catapulted to the sun.

>>267646
Castlevania Orchestra of Sorrow

>>267632 (OP) 
Not bad, but why'd you leave out the Rock?

>>270999
No niggers in muh movies.
Doomguy would be portrayed by John Cena, but he wouldn't talk and only his eyes would show through his visor.

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Gitaroo Man movie by the Speed Racer director. Unknown child actor is the lead to maximize the awkward charming dialogue of the game. Soundtrack is directly adapted from the game, but they could bring a band in to do some original stuff, like the Foo Fighters. The original game's story basically just establishes story beats that you can fill in between anyway, so the director doesn't need to feel limited. For no reason at all, the mc's bully is not played by a child and is instead played by Antonio Banderas.

>>277376
Speed Racer director are the tranny sisters and they can't do good movies anymore.
A shame, Speed Racer was so good.

Not my favorite video game, but I've thought enough about a hypothetical Pokemon movie that I have the outline of a cinematic universe. I can elaborate on any of them if anyone is interested in autistic, borderline insane ramblings about any of them.
>Based on the games, focused on Oak as a prequel
>Based on the anime, definitely focusing on the Team Rocket Trio as they're the best
>Based on the manga, no idea but what else would it be
>Based on PMD, anything else would spoil it
>Personal project, and probably not what kids today would call based
>Mandatory big end of phase crossover clusterfuck as mandated by modern movie standards
>Probably some nature documentary shorts with Snap theming, maybe make a whole filler film in there if we need it I dunno
>Start of phase 2 where things get intentionally really weird and occasionally offputting
>Probably some TV series as mandated by modern movie standards
>Based on the TCG, probably just a Yugioh ripoff but we need more of that kind of shit anyway
>Magnificent Seven Samurai, but with one cowboy type and one samurai type
>Other weirdo shit I haven't thought of yet, I'm sure there's some esoteric thing or two I could get around to
>Second and probably final mandatory crossover clusterfuck

You know, I've never been able to understand the appeal of Pokemon. I can't quite remember when I started thinking it was dumb; it might have been when my older brothers told me so. But can you tell me what got you into it, anon? I think one of my least favorite things was that you never actually fought anything yourself... Perhaps that sounds kind of retarded given that I loved games like Stronghold 2 and such, but what do you think?

>>280403
The whole appeal is virtual pet or card collecting even as a weeb I hated it from a young age.

>>280403
It's like a cockfight RPG and the amount of build choices is staggering, though it does have some obnoxious RNG which can diminish the depth sometimes.

>>280403
>stronghold 2
what? everything stronghold has sucked soft dick after crusader, with the minor exception of stronghold legends which was a fun little spinoff

>>280403
Long story short, autism. Short story long, collecting weird little dudes and also I learned to lay JRPGs wrong given my main exposures were Pokemon, SaGa 2, and Super Mario RPG. Unfortunately the RPG part has become dogshit and you can't even properly collect weird little dudes anymore so I can't even remotely say I like it anymore unfortunately. But I'm also the kind of guy who got turned off by Bravely Default II (not to be confused with Bravely Second, the sequel to Bravely Default, which is not to be confused for the Bravely Second mechanic in Bravely Default: For the Sequel which is essentially an enhanced version of Bravely Default released in Japan that was the basis for the English localized version) being speed based instead of round based so as I said before, autism.

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>>280381
What did you think of the Pokémon movie ? I never played Detective Pikachu but I assume it didn't flesh out a futuristic world where Pkmn are fully integrated into society, so this should remain to the movie's credit

>>280403
>you never actually fought anything yourself
Maybe not in the punch harder shonen trope way, but Ash spends his time begging his Pkmns to behave. I didn't realize it as a kid but Ash did a lot of team building kek.
It's an important manly skill to know how to lead and inspire respect.

>>281229
I did not watch Dick Pik because why would anyone care about film based on a weird 3DS spin-off that took way too long to develop where they replaced Christopher Robin with a black guy and had to make his dad white so the story about his missing dad could actually have a conclusion. If you're going to do something based on a weird nonsense spin-off (or really any adaptation) the core emotional content of the film should be at least tangentially related to the theme of the original media it's based on. Unfortunately Pokemon lacks that far too often so it's like trying to get blood out of a stone but dammit I've tried.
You know what, let's do a bit of an exercise on this sort of thing, as an example of what kind of thing you can do. Based on simple observation of the gameplay, and reading the actual text of basically every mainline title, we can conclude that there's a core theme of teamwork going on. Going into other media it seems to occasionally be a bit more narrowed down to the concept of "partners", the Anime originally excessively dealt with Ash and Pikachu as partners, the Mystery Dungeon games are basically about the relationship between partners outside of whatever disaster is happening, and there's plenty of other lesser examples of this more narrow approach as essentially writing 7 characters is a pain in the ass. Now, let's view the first set of my proposed ideas in >>280381 and see how we can use this theme in each of them. In order
>It's less pronounced in this film, as it's probably going to be more set-up for the world for both new viewers and existing fans, but the Oak/Agatha rivalry should be a core enough element that we've got some sort of relationship there
>Team Rocket's three characters are probably the single closest group in basically any Pokemon story, exploring their relationship in one way or another should be a lot of fun
>I have so little idea what I'd do with the Manga based one aside from using that as a base that nothing relevant can be said about it
>As mentioned earlier, this is a huge part of PMD in general, so playing on this element is super important especially since I'd like to contrast it with the antagonist, which ends up reflected in...
>My personal project has this type of relationship be so important that it not only starts impacting the reality of the setting itself, there's a knock on effect well into the next entire film or two, while the main antagonist feels he is so rejected by reality and relating to anyone that he's willing to set his plot in motion.
As for what I would do with some weird nonsense spin-off under the same assumptions, let's pick ReBurst as that's another major part of some of the more bizarre nonsense later down the line if they don't fire me for making garbage or saying something insane, if the relationship between humans and Pokemon is a core element of the series one of the final conclusions could be that both species are fused in some distant future setting, still technically separate entities but existing together from birth until death.
So yeah sorry about the autistic rant but I just wanted an excuse to get this sort of thing out there, I think about this kind of thing way too fucking much.

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>>281229
source?