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Are there any naturefriends that could give me some pro tips on approaching wild rabbits without distressing them? There was one near my house yesterday, and I tried to feed it some spring mix, but it didn't seem to react when I dropped some for it and it just fucked off as soon as I got too close.
Why does cumming on myself feel nice? I didn't even bother to wipe. Is this gay? Not interested in men, but I like my own body. Not a tranny.
Topics of discussion were:

>FC2, FC3 and redux mods
>why is FC2 shit?
>classic 3D shooters (e.g. Quake)
*no new posts*
Stop littering the catalog with garbage one liners OP edition.
Post here all your one liners that won't really make otherwise a good thread.
I'm not a janny but I swear, every time I see another garbage thread that won't collect much more than 3 replies push off older threads with hundred of replies, my blood boils with anger.
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Im playing the second call of juarez game.
Remember Billy's stepfather? That beat him when he was growing up? Billy is the mexican you play as in the first game. Well the stepdad is now a confederate soldier in call of juarez 2. Its just so cringy. Not only does he raise someone elses kid but its a mexican kid thats not even his. And ofcourse he is a racist confederate soldier. You see where im getting with this? I mean they havent said anything about racist or stuff like that but its pretty obvious what they're trying to get at. Well maybe im wrong?
Oekaki board sounds fun but there ain't no oekaki, so paint thread. 

Post shit drawings and funpost through them.
Treat it as oekaki though, no layers or fancy editing tools.
I claim this get for myself, for I am the best poster there ever was and there will ever be. Witness me.
Obviously this franchise has fallen into the gutter ever since the switch to 3d. Obviously I can point to the obvious issues with these games like the linear corridors they claim are routes, The lacking amount of pokemon in comparison Gen 2 had 100 pokemon albeit some were planned for gen 1 but still, New games are lucky to crack 70-80 new pokemon I don't include regional variants as new pokemon, New games have a random gimmick as opposed to more Pokemon most for nostalgia baiting, Recycling plots from past games mainly the two new ones and even then you could argue that sun and moons twist was mimicking ghetsis, Modern pokemon games are a cakewalk in terms of difficulty well at least sun and moon/X&Y were, I quit the games at gen 7 because of this bullshit. The best thing about this entire franchise is the fan art and that's really sad.
Anyone watching the olympiacs? Apparently Simone Bile got fucked by the entire US swim team!
Goodnight /b/. I'm off to bed to wageslave some more tomorrow morning.
Discord is the natural evolution of imageboard culture.
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Time for progress edition

>#8/agdg/ via irc.rizon.net
>https://matrix.to/#/+agdg:matrix.org via matrix programs
>Dev resources: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/resources
>Wiki: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/
>Previous bread: >>47446
>post as anonymous
<wow OP, your threads are so epic and based! you're so cool senpai!!
>post with a trip
Why is it like dis?
Welcome to the SS13 thread, the thread where we'll discuss SS14.

>Last known SS13 Stalker server IP
Different server based on STALKER, with mutants and anomalies all coded in.

>Server Status
All known public SS13 servers are screwed, just go play Stalker.
Unitystation has become unplayable due to the mysterious disappearance of its best server, potatostation. Admins on all servers are highly retarded, possibly even more than SS13 mods.
SS3D isn't playable as far as I know, but is serving as this thread's art. Monthly updates seem to have slowed down to crawl.
SS14 has drastically less content than Unitystation, but somehow gets more players.

And that's it for today's round up, see you next month.
After some time I said myself that I'll give it a try again.
What are the news?
>New version: 0.5.4. which adds an organelle with which you can put two and more cells together and create a colony, which is cool in my opinion.
News from weekly updates
>Trying to upgrade the AI 
>Theories on how the colonies buffs should stack up.
>Radioactive rocks and organelles that will use the radiation.
>Discussions about the NPC self-awareness
>Discussions about the cell resource management
You don't need to play it if you don't want to. But what ideas and do you guys think would improve it and also it's open source so it's moddable. 
Also go check the developer forum.
It has come to my attention there is an increasing resentment of normal people disdain on this board. 
I ask that you desist your bitter jealousy at once.
Talk about fighting games call people faggots for playing as [character you don't like].

>How did you get started with fighting games?
>Try any new games recently?
>What's the coolest thing you ever did in a fighting game?
>Who's your favourite fighting game character to play?
>Who's your favourite fighting game character design?
>Which fighting game girl do you want to have sex with the most?
>How would you fix your favourite broken/flawed fighting game?

>Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown/Virtua Fighter 5 eSports released on PS4/5.  It's free for PS+ users for two months.
>Guilty Gear Strive released on PS4/5 and PC.
>Melty Blood: Type Lumina will be launching September 30, 2021 with "more than 10" characters and HD sprites similar to Under Night.  More info on systems: https://meltyblood.typelumina.com/en/howto/
That feel when no gf

>Corporate owner  Activision Blizzard Inc. has pushed the developer to cut costs and prioritize its biggest titles.

>Blizzard President J. Allen Brack called the original title “monumentally important” when Reforged was announced in 2018. The company promised “over four hours of updated in-game cutscenes and re-recorded voice-overs.” But the project was never a priority for the company, in part because a remaster of an old strategy game had little chance of becoming the type of billion-dollar product that Activision wanted, according to the people, who asked not to be named because they weren’t authorized to speak on company matters. With Blizzard pressured to focus on its biggest franchises, Warcraft III: Reforged couldn’t get the ambitious budget that its leaders wanted.

>When Warcraft III: Reforged was released on Jan. 28, 2020, it was widely panned, earning a 59 of 100 on the review aggregation website Metacritic. The game was buggy and missing the components that Blizzard had promised earlier, including the updated cutscenes — sequences that develop the story line but aren't part of game play —  and re-recorded voice-overs. The remake even lacked features that the original Warcraft III had contained in 2002, such as a “ladder” system that ranked competitive players. Blizzard also had disabled the original version of the game on its digital platform, so the inferior remake was the only version that fans could easily play.

>In the weeks after launch, Blizzard promised to update the game and add some of those features over time, but 18 months later, they are still nowhere to be found.

>At the time, the company apologized for the launch and said it had chosen to backtrack on updating the cinematics because “we did not want the in-game cutscenes to steer too far from the original game.” But documentation produced after its release, as well as interviews with 11 people who worked on or close to the game, indicate that Reforged was actually rescoped due to budget cuts and internal arguments over the game’s direction.

>>Small teams like Classic Games, which worked on remakes including Reforged, were all but ignored in favor of potential billion-dollar games like Diablo IV and Overwatch 2. Blizzard even canceled some of its other projects in favor of the proven hits. Eight months after the release of Warcraft III: Reforged, the Classic Games team was dismantled.

>Blizzard chose to plow ahead with a premature release of Warcraft III: Reforged largely because it had already taken pre-orders from players, according to people familiar with the decision. The company couldn’t bump the game too much more without potentially being forced to send out refunds and risking that fans wouldn’t buy the game again.

>"We took pre-orders when we knew the game wasn't ready yet," they said, adding later that the company needed to “resist the urge to ship an unfinished product because of financial pressure.”

>In the beginning, the Classics Game team had ambitious plans. Throughout 2017 and 2018, developers revamped the game’s script and re-recorded all the dialogue. The goal was to rewrite scenes and flesh out characters to align them with the lore of World of Warcraft, the massively popular online game that had been evolving the story of the franchise for the previous decade and a half. David Fried, a designer on the original Warcraft III who was briefly brought back to work on Reforged, said in an email that “there were things in the works for Warcraft III: Reforged that would have absolutely revitalized a classic game.”

>But behind the scenes, things weren’t going well. Members of the team began worrying that they had promised more than they could deliver. Remastering Warcraft III was more complicated than their previous remake, StarCraft, thanks to its three-dimensional models. The team was small, the production was disorganized and the amount of work in front of them was daunting. It had taken months to revamp one of Warcraft III’s levels; now they would have to do the same for dozens more. 

>>Morale plummeted. Rob Bridenbecker, the head of the Classic Games team, was known for an aggressive managerial style, for taking frequent trips out of the country during production and a tendency to give unrealistic deadlines. Miscommunication became a serious issue across the team, as did arguments over the scope and art style, according to people familiar with the matter. Bridenbecker, who left Blizzard in April, declined to comment. 

.>“We have developers who have dealt with exhaustion, anxiety, depression and more for a year now," the developers later said in the postmortem. "Many have lost trust in the team and this company. Many players have also lost trust, and the launch certainly didn't help an already rough year for Blizzard's image." 

Such is the fate when you hire soyfreaks and women.
>waaaah we have anxiety waaaah waaaaah we are freaks and irrational trainwrecks
>waaaaaah we have depression waaaaaaah waaaah we are freaks and irrational trainwrecks
ITT: discuss issues with the board

>remove seagull
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>ban gamergay
>kill Mark 

By the way seagull is a nigger and if he deletes this post he's a tranny as well.
Last one reached reply limit. Hopefully this thread has more VIDEO GAMES than the last one did when it was reaching the reply limit.
It's almost that time of year folks, but I'm not going to bail you out with streaming it since I promised I wouldn't to avoid drama and because I have a life now.

>What is Uncommon Time?
It's a bad RPGMaker game made by a sexually-ambiguous girlboy that has been streamed bi-annually for the past six years now, usually once in December and again in the first(?) week of August. It has notoriously bad writing that is laughable at best and infuriating at worst.

>Why should I care?
It's a forced tradition that's guaranteed fun and typically generates a decent amount of content, already having at least three fan games, two rewrites plus mine, an alleged voice acted production, some fan fiction which is kind of gay, and a lot more art and macros that it deserves. That is, so long as it's streamed.
>Who's streaming?
I don't know who or even if it will be streamed; this sort of thing is never really organized to my knowledge. The first one was this schizoid named Lolioasis who eventually fell into drunken insanity and then disappeared. The second streamer is Thassil, who may or may have not committed suicide by now. The third streamer, Teaganbestgirl, has only streamed for the winter and is almost certainly a homosexual. I picked up the mantle for a December-January stream and my only crime has been having shit taste in music as far as I'm concerned. While I can't stream, I don't mind setting up a cytube room since I had some pretty nice CSS and a good amount of emotes that should almost all be preserved, and I may be able to share some OBS scene configs if anyone is interested in those, but I really wouldn't know how to even go about that since I don't do this often. I should also be able to get some moderators to help mitigate some spam if that's an issue that comes up, so that should alleviate 90% of the pressure.

In the meantime, feel free to ask questions about streaming if you're interested as well as post any discussion about the game and the content that has come from it. I know the turn-based tactics spinoff has been going quite well and that rewrite guy has been keeping a fairly consistent devlog.
I am the King of the niggers. All brownskins bow down before me.
What was the last good game developed by:
>Naughty Dogs
>Sucker Punch
>Square Soft/Enix
>Bandai Namco
>Epic MegaGames (If you say never and don't know what other games they made besides forknite i'll club you in the head)
>Game Freak
>Sonic Team
>Traveller's Tales
THIRD TOURNAMENT STARTS AT JULY 31ST, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20210731T20

BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUDUELIST
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/DyLvyC1y7h
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney

For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.

Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.

Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y

This repack contains pre-configured soku alongside quality-of-life mods like automatically enabling rollback (sokuroll), autopunch, netplay lobby and being able to change contents of your deck in the character selection menu during netplay. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125

MIRRORS (links from the old thread):
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc

For those that can't download from the main mega link for some reason. Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder. 

To host, a hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!

Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch is installed in a modpack and is used automatically in case of un-forwarded ports. Keep in mind that it can fail on some routers and workplace connections and that ping will likely be less desirable, so please forward your ports.

Wiki: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/

This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
No more uggos edition.

Rise was announced for the bing bing wahoo machine but it didn't say it was an exclusive so it may head to other consoles at some point, or not but switch emulation is a thing so who cares. Obvious changes are that you get an odd grapple that lets you jump around, might be cool. Also the handlers are qts but its not like there was a really big bar to pass. Also you get a dog and I'm sure there is porn of it fucking a huntress already somewhere on the internet. All in all looks like sort of a return to form with some notes taken from world.
World has some shit being announced at some point, probably another elder dragon and some speculate its Fatalis, guess we will find out. 

Anons occasionally get together to play p3rd but I'm sure some could get together to play 4u and the other games. I would like to see that again because it was pretty fun. 
So anons whats your favorite 
What are you playing?
Why is it shit?
NTR-bait edition.
>Guilty Gear Strive censors mention of Taiwan and other countries
>Factorio developer attacked by SJWs after he refuses to denounce man whose programming advice he linked and denounces cancel culture
>Voice Actress Ai Kayano's lines removed from Arknights after Chinese people object to her visiting Yasukuni Shrine
>Five Nights at Frieddy's developer Scott Cawthon retires after SJWs and game journalists attack him for donating to Republican politicians
>Quinton Flynn Replaced as Kael’thas Voice Actor in WoW; Despite Judge Ruling Sexual Misconduct Allegations Came from Obsessive Stalker
>A petition to deplatform once cancelled game "Six Days In Fallujah" started by Hala Alsalman receives game industry developer and figure support; gets stealthily updated
https://archive.is/h6Da1 https://archive.is/eSpno
>Pro-GG developer explains reason for leaving project. Claims family issues rather than cancel culture are to blame
>Game journo who wrote articles for Vice Waypoint and PCGamer calling for blacklist on Hogwarts Legacy over pro-GG lead developer:

Collect and catalog all of the various localization and censorship accounts of past video games into a single repository from these sources:

Sony's policies forces censorship; JP devs allegedly have to go through ENG approval process: https://archive.fo/awzFF
Japanese blog post about it: https://archive.fo/bF9bE
Sony Japan President Says PS4 Censorship Policy Is To Match Global Standards And Protect Kids
-Confirms censorship was deliberate https://archive.fo/XgAgP
-No rules for censorship policies, games judged case-by-case https://archive.fo/37DhK
-Marvelous partner starts petition against policy https://archive.fo/rxQtf https://archive.fo/84UHo
•Twitterfags: Tweet with Sony's stock code $SNE so that investors see your tweets and know you're pissed.
•Consider spreading OP Timber materials to targets as well.

A. Support archive.fo! Accountability needs proof: https://liberapay.com/archiveis/donate
B. OP DisNod: Contact the FTC and advertisers about violations and unethical practices
C. Internet Censorship happenings: Spread the word about the dangers of FOSTA/CLOUD act/Article 13, etc.
D. OP End the Era: Dig into resetera and their connections to journos, devs, etc.

Reminders (important, READ THESE!):
•Use https://archive.fo to deny sites ad revenue and traffic and preserve pages in case they are deleted later
•Be civil if you have to argue with people on Twitter, Tumblr or any forum - don't make us look like douchebags
•Do not accept requests for any goal, demand lists or personal army requests: https://pastebin.com/p5dVp1e5
•Beware COINTELPRO: The Gentleperson's Guide to Forum Spies: https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

>Summaries of #GamerGate:https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=wy9bisUIP3w - #GamerGate - If It's Not About Ethics
•https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=5fnRSL3d_xU - #GamerGate in 60 Seconds
•https://archive.fo/23Fde - GamerGate: A State of the Union Address
>Background and Evidence for #GamerGate:
•The #GamerGate Dossier: https://archive.fo/nv1Fb
•#GamerGate Wiki: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=Main_Page
•History of #GamerGate: https://www.historyofgamergate.com/
•View the timeline links in the Current Happenings section!

•GG Steam Support & Boycott List: https://v.gd/vzRsRb
•Key GamerGate Hubs: https://v.gd/LNJbat (Needs updating)
>Thread Repository:

>Full OP Text:
•Current: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=The_GamerGate_OP

>How Can I Help?
•All OPs: https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/tree/master/Operations
•OP Vulcan: Learn logical debating: https://v.gd/Kbzw0L
•An Anon's Guide to Twitter; basics: https://v.gd/nwrbYF

>Want to Contribute to GitGud or Wiki?
I wish I had a topkek, why wasn't I born a filthy turkroach bros?
Has anyone used fake reference services such as careerexcuse? I want to move to Japan to be a remote software developer but I can't be assed to earn a degree to get real experience. 

I figure they give visas to working professionals (10+ year exp.), I can just pay some pajeet 200 dollars to say I have been a software developer for the past 7 years.
What are your favorite animated films? A lot of my favorite movies of all time are animated. Let's have a thread to discuss and post some of them.
>Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
One of Richard Williams's (May he rest in peace) best work. A fun musical with great songs and great animation. My favorite song being No Girl's Toy. Such a shame it didn't do well in the box office.
>Heavy Metal
Anthology of stories involving a glowing green orb. The animation isn't amazing but it has that cool as fuck Heavy Metal Magazine feel to it. It's pretty great and has an great soundtrack. One of my favorite songs, Veteran Of The Psychic Wars features in this film. It has hot chicks too. There's a sequel but I haven't watched it and have heard it isn't as good.
>The Transformers: The Movie
What can I say? I grew up with Transformers and despite all of the film's flaws, It's one of my favorite action films ever made. It's just pure good fun. It has also one if not the best score in any film ever. The Touch, Dare. Instruments of Destruction and The Transformers theme are my go to at the gym.
Dumping the best fetish, sprinkling in bits of the purest fetish as well (sholicon). Feel free to join me.
>it goes down
>no one even talks about it

Further evidence that imageboards died and you zoomers are basically ticktok watching retards that love censorship and safe places, of which is why you try to turn al imageboards into cringey right winger havens of course.
I believe this is the first ever made visual novel thread on this board. Let this be a considered a fact: Visual novel is in fact, videogame, and nothing you say will change that. 
Other than that this will be my journal of the chinese powerpoints that I've played. 
Copy contents from /b/.

Finished ever17. Shit's good as hell but its a slow burn. Meaning it will take a while for you to get absorbed into the story. Best girl is actually canon. Has time travel like Steins gate but i think its more intricate and packed up with more fucked up logic from the writer. Once it clicked it clicked good. The ending is satisfying and the music is good as well. 
Finished 999 the nonary game. Puzzle game and the art is very good. I got ptsd from looking at virtue last reward art change. Story is meh but its really fun to play through. 
One thing to note is that both of these games contain some absolutely horrendous fucking bitching cunt 2dpd. It's like the author is some sort of half ass feminist or something. In ever17 we had coco's disgusting voice acting and tanaka's bitching. Tsugumi is kind of an ass but the reveal sort of justifies her behavior. In 999 we got epic feminist dont need no man Yashiro. And they turned cute Yotsuba in 999 into a fucking trash whore in virtue last reward.
I've been surfing the web in search for indies that aren't crap. While i found some interesting stuff, most cool games that i found are still in development. Are there any indie gayms that you recommend that aren't filled with tranny propaganda?
Here's some of the games that i found if you are interested:
>Victory Heat Rally
Drift gaem.
>Zera: Myths Awaken
Started as a Spyro fan game but insomniac kicked them in the balls, so they changed the character. It looks pretty good (There's a shitty 240p-looking filter but it can be turned off) and it controls pretty nice as well.
>Juice Galaxy
Also known as Juice World. Action-RPG about juice.
>Yedoma Globula
Pretty unique horror sandbox game. Play it in the dark, you pussy.
>Tanuki Sunset
Drift gaem: Raccoon in skateboard edition.
You can play it on browser so let's see what highscore you get.
What's this all about?
Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokémon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokémon battling simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

How does it work?
After the current champ calls "new champ", the first anon to claim the title is our champ. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Champ can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Champ plays in National Dex unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

1. Champ can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. All Pokémon must be nicknamed. If the sugg didn't have a name, champ makes one up.
4. Don't suggest twice, unless your last sugg was 15 minutes ago or champ explicitly asked for resuggs.
5. Champ should replace resuggs with fresh suggestions that come in later.
6. Don't spam the catalog with threads.

Pokémon Showdown! BETA: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/
Premade mons for Gen 8: https://pastebin.com/raw/iXkvdKsL
Premade mons for National Dex: https://pastebin.com/raw/LpjDzv3u
How to make a shitmon: https://pastebin.com/raw/ZAyX6kY2
OP copypasta: https://pastebin.com/raw/CApaGNgv
I would like a thread dedicated to imageboard memories you can remember. 
Screencaps are welcome too. 

>99chan's /b/ 
>somewhere around the year 2012-2013 
>an anon proclaims his love for his mother 
>dedicates himself to getting a blowjob from dear mums 
>thread goes hysterical 
>weeks go by as the anon prepares himself for the confrontation 
>records the audio 
>links an upload into the thread 
>someone saved it to m-less 
>99chan dies a slow death some time later
General thread for discussions relating to editing and streaming of video game footage. Ask questions and share advice here.
Old thread >>16548 ( https://archive.vn/IOoNY )

>video editors
- Shotcut
- Kdenlive
- OpenShot

>command line tools
- ffmpeg
- webm.py

>video sharing/streaming platforms
- PeerTube
- Cytube

All these are free and/or open sores.
These 2 bit greentext threads suck, post some greenskin cock goblin
>go take a shower
>stomach hurts
>let out a massive wave of shit on the wall
>lol a bit
post music
Do you guys ever go on vacation alone? I haven't taken a proper vacation in a while and have been wanting to take some time off. Trouble is, I don't really have any friends so I somehow feel more limited. I'd like to go international next year, but I would like to get away for an extended weekend soon as well. Any ideas? General travel thread I guess.
It's like /agdg/ except without videogames. Well there wasn't any videogames to begin with, but now there may be other software.

See also /agdg/ at >>>/v/ for videogames.

What are you working on?
happy full moon
Hi /v/ let's play some Zork together
>anon, what's an zorks
Zork is a text-based, adventure game developed in the late 70s and released in 1980
>how do I play this shit
The game is single player only, you play and interact with the surroundings by inputting actions in the form of text and get results in the form of text back. I'll be taking the text inputs from anons who post in the thread, in a first come, first serve fashion and I'll then post updates about the situation based on the actions they gave me and, hopefully, in less than a a year we'll get to see the end of it. If it goes well we might even play the rest of the series.
This isn't AI Dungeon, so what you can do in the game, while impressive at the time, is relatively limited. The game understands simple context appropriate sentences such as "hit the lock with the sword" but won't quite get the meaning of "stick my cock into the fairy's anus".
Most of the accepted commands are exactly what you'd expect, here's some examples:
And so on so forth.
Here's instead things that won't fly:
>cuddle tomboy
>gas kike

Since I don't want to restrict or refrain anyone from posting nor do I intend to ignore any of the inputs, I simply ask you try to make it so there aren't conflicting actions between yours and other anons' posts, that way it's easier for me to take the inputs and for everyone to smoothly follow what's going on.
I'll be updating in real time when I'm around.

That said, let's get the show on the road.

Zork I: The Great Underground Empire

West of House – Score: 0 – Moves: 0
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

What's next /v/?
you can't hide from poverty
not even if you hide the thread
see for more info
buy gme
No love for new kappa?
What is the average weight of every anon here? This information is vital for me to know before I decide this board is worth considering as my main board for the foreseeable future. I am a very fickle person, you see, and my previous hobbyist community was far too overbearing for me to continue my interactions with.
Post American things.
2 weeks ago, the vita turned 9 years old. A fun little handheld that didn't reach its full potential due to so many terrible decisions. Fortunately homebrew development is still very active and will only get better. So without further ado:
And most importantly, are you still having fun?

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Lastest news:
>Port of AvP Classic 2000
>Standalone N64 emulator without the need of Adrenaline
>GTA III port
>Some upcoming releases
Habroxia 2, UnMetal, Sense: A Cyberpunk Ghost Story and Heart Forth, Alicia
If you had sex with a medusa would the snakes bite you?
>Now wooden doors CAN be effective when gassing 6 million jews. How effective? Lets see if we can put that to the test. Now in this room Ive got the standard yid i was able to find at my local synagogue. I was unable to find Zyklon B at the dollar store, but I did find this Round Up Extra strength green and white bottle lice killer. The FBI has spent decades telling us the mean confrontation with a scheming kike occurs at 7 yards. So we'll stand at 7 yards and use this garden hose and see what kind of results we get
I understand many Anons around here have shit family members, annoying neighbors, and other prevailing maladies of the like that makes one's living beyond unbearable, vent about it and share experiences, at any rate excuse my selfishness since the only reason im making this thread is so i can vent about it, and this subject is specific enough that it could warrant its own thread

ill get the ball rolling
>My room is located in what used to be a Garage
>Its Split in two by a drywall because reasons (most likely my "Mother"'s retardation)
>The retards who placed the drywall wall didn't build it all the way up, this means there's nothing between the beams, making the Drywall redundant because noise travels through the holes between the beams
>For almost a year im left alone there, have to deal with the arbitrary intrusion of my "mother" from time to time, but it is mostly silent and cozy, more than i could ask for
>My "mother" gets the great idea of turning half of my room in a office
>She has plenty of space elsewhere, my step-dad is loaded and has plenty of properties and spots, but she chooses to place it in my room anyways
>Have to move all my shit into the other half
>I barely have space to move
>I have to literally move the chair in order to open the wardrobe and similar other logistical disasters
>The office was meant to be a place for me to work, long story short i was supposed to work with a business associate of my step-dad, wich ended up being a load of bullshit and a underhanded deal to have a company subsidiary under my name while he manages it and i work for him at a warehouse
>Their bullshit collapses because Corona-chan (Thanks for saving me from wageslavery Corona-chan!) but now the office is converted on a Literal warehouse
>The other half of my room is now filled to the brim with boxes, day in day out niggers will go to deliver or drop boxes, >Remember how i said the beams have holes inbetween them? exactly, everything they do sounds as if they are in the same room even if they are not, i can't count how many trains of thought, reading sessions, or just straight up being unable to sleep because of loud insensitive retards with no care for silence and no situational awareness
>Now the warehouse is no longer a thing, because my "mother" hired my "brother", 
>Now he lives in the other half
>The momentary interruptions by niggers have now become a 24/7 cacophony of my "brother" screaming at his stupid Assfaggot games while on dicksword calls
>Every second im not wearing my foam earplugs or my headphones all i hear is *click*click*click* from his mouse while he's destroying whatever was left of his neurons by playing Assfaggots all day
>My room is permeated by the constant smell of cigarettes because the shitstain is a chainsmoker, and doesn't even have the decency to open a window, or smoke outside
>The only respite i get is when he is wageslaving since im finally alone, and sometimes if im lucky he'll go to parties in the weekend and stay out giving me the weekend for myself
>No money to move out
>Not enough balls to Kill myself or go Hobo
>My only shot at "freedom" is joining the military since job situation here is Hell on Earth
>Working via caliesthenics but my body is shaping up at a very slow pace, doesn't seem as if i will be able to pass the physicals in at least 6-7 months
>No Future, no Present

at least i have my Waifu tho, so i'll be Ok
what has your family's reaction been to you being a hikikomori? I've noticed my family almost stopped caring about my lifestyle entirely after I entered my late 20s.
I hate these fucking big head lolis.
I hate their annoying high pitch voices 
I hate act so forcible "cute" 
I just wanna beat the living shit out of those things
Thread for organizing gamenights across the webring, including finding gayms to play, hostfags to bully, and polls to rig.
 Starts at 7PM PST/10PM EST  
It's a late night Jackbox stream with /v/! Head over to https://cytu.be/r/Jackbox1 to watch the stream and join the game with a room code at jackbox.tv or go to wordsgame.lol for Use Your Words

What's the Jackbox Party Packs?
The Jackbox Party Packs are games in which you can play with 
people in a single room or stream them live with others around the world. They can range to coming up with witty punchlines and jokes in Quiplash, creating strange T-shirts in TeeKO or wondering what the prompt is in Drawful!
>Skateboarding was added to the Olympic program for Tokyo under new rules that allow hosts to propose sports strictly for their edition of the Games. Skateboarding was added along with baseball, softball, karate, sport climbing and surfing.
>The youngest qualifiers are 12 years old — Brit Sky Brown, who turns 13 on July 12, and Japanese Kokona Hiraki, who was born two days after the Beijing Olympics ended. Brown and Hiraki are ranked Nos. 3 and 6 in the world, respectively.
>The oldest qualifier is a man known as The Danish Destroyer. 
>Rune Glifberg, 46, competed at the very first X Games in 1995 — and took third in the vert event won by Tony Hawk in Rhode Island. He was also in the very first Tony Hawk Pro Skater game for the original PlayStation in 1999.
Thread dedicated to Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread
(but are worth asking)

Before asking a question here, please search the web first or put in effort towards answering your own question. If you put in effort but you still can't find the solution, feel free to ask here.

If you are looking around for useful applications/programs, see >>531
Just got called for jury duty for the first time. Any fellow burger anons ever serve time on a jury? What was it like? Any advice? What was the case? 
I'm really just worried about getting picked and then getting put onto a jury with either people that can't speak english or some lazy fucks and I end up doing all of the work like it's a school project.
Also, I'm looking for something to read during the down time. I don't have any ideas and it's probably not helped by the fact that I haven't read a real book in a few years. There's plenty of classics I haven't read so feel free to suggest something even if you think everyone has read it.
You guys are fine. I won't shit up your chans anymore and I'll try not to be a jerk. Can't do much about my affinity for individualism, however.
A thread to post and discuss your favorite soundtracks in videogames.
What have you been listening to lately?
I've been listening to 3D Sonic games OST. Crush 40 gives all of these games a pretty good soundtrack. It's usually what I end up remembering when playing sonic games.
Old thread hit bump limit.

>argue about software vs. FPGA
>bully other anons for using filters and savestates
>complain about MAME scope creep pulling the devs away from Model 2 and Naomi
>ask for help with Wonderswan frame jitter you need a 75Hz monitor
In lieu of having no biz board technically one exists but it's on blacked.gov and also ded as it should be for being on blacked.gov here is a biz thread. ITT, post about your calls, your puts, your memecoins, how you know BTC is going to crash next week, how you know BTC is going to hit 100 grand next week, how the whole stock market is jewish, how crypto is jewish, why your charts are smarter than everyone else's charts, why you're a secret millionaire but spend your time posting on a manchurian doll collecting forum for some reason, etc. etc.
Last bread is reply capped or something. Now we are immortal and infinite.
>What is it?
Dominions is a silly war game with frogs and nigger spiders and blood-sacrificing furries.
>How do I get started?
Get out your wallet, goy.
>How do I play with other people?
Two games are currently awaiting more players:
Vanilla Middle Age Game:
Warhammer Game with Warhammer Mod:

C'mon, try something new. Everyone just wants to make the same meme bless. Delve into obscurity.
I just successfully disassembled my mouse, broke the LED lights inside of it into pieces, and put the mouse back together. I'm using that mouse right now. It is a good mouse but I was not able to use it before because the lights were causing flares in my eyes.
Life's pretty alright at the moment.
take a shower right now
It finally hit 1.0 after all this time. 
I don't know if any of you faggots were around when we used to play on 8chan but I remember years ago an anon making a thread for this game. Since then it would pop up once in a while and anons would have fun with it. One of the perks of the game is that it was pretty easy to pirate, so easy that I'm just going to drop the humblebundle torrents in a vola page and you faggots can have at it. Yes it has Linux. and Mac
I ended up getting it a few years ago because at that point I had put a shitload of hours into it and it also made it easier to drop the files for anons to play with. I remember when it was just the Ancient Sentry for a final boss and the retarded bugs that would happen when it would follow you through the warp, encountering the infected with anons for the first time. I dunno, fond memories. Enough Blog posting though, time to get to the point.

Pulsar Lost Colony is a game where you and 4 other retards do you best to find the lost colony and not die in space. You choose between 5 different classes each with a different role on the ship that you choose at the start. You do missions, some found and some given, and eventually try to fine enough data fragments to find the Lost Colony. 

Five classes 
You make the rules, buy shit, pick missions, and are the boss.
You fly, pro tip. The bottom of the ship takes less systems damage but the gunner will whine he can't see. Also ramming is a viable combat strategy and they just added a boost you can use for a temporary burst of speed. Use this information wisely.
Weapons Specialist:
Biggest dick on the ship, by default you can use the main gun which is large anti ship cannon. It can also shoot missiles. You also get perks that increase your damage with weapons and should lead the charge in combat. However a  wise Weapons Specialist will let his team go first though an get killed to see how dangerous is it.
Engineer: You will get bitched at by captain to fix things when it gets damaged while trying to keep the engine cool, getting yelled at by Science to load more fuel pods for their programs, and then forgetting you turned off the engine safety and are now melting down.I actually do recommend always disabling the safeties. It allows you to ride the engine down to the red line and prevent your ships engine from hitting automatic shutdown. Very useful in combat. 
Scientist: You scan for baddies, manage sensors, heal the team, manage electronic warfare, and yell at Engineering to load you fuelpods. Your programs recharge between jumps but if you want them them to charge while in combat, and you will, the engineer need to manually load fuel.
You can somewhat cover roles between each class but they all have specialized skills that help with their job like the engineer having skills that increase coolant efficiency. 
You choose your starting ship which determines your faction and what kinda of quests you will expect to see. Choosing the Cuckloinal Union means that they will give you jobs but you can politely refuse with a minor rep loss. Choosing W.D means you signed the fuck up and is says here in your contact that you will do so many mission so you better get to it. Alliance of Gentlemen enjoy extortion and robbery. 
Then there is the Fluffy Biscuit company, better meet you quota for sales or else

You jump from system to system by charging your warp drive and aiming at the next star system. IF there are enemies you will have to deal with them or run, which means charging the drive mid combat which can be an issue if you are being pounded into the dirt. There is an emergency jump you can use that will be blind. Bad things can and will happen if you use it though. 
There are also planets with missions and a few have some hidden areas with some loot. 
When you die you will respawn on the ship but the longer you live the more health you get giving you an incentive to not run in and eat shit. 
You can choose between 3 races, each with their own perks. Choosing anything but robot is for fags but I guess I'll the meatniggers too. 
Humans can be revived once per jump. Actually pretty useful but take all environment damage. 
Sylvassi are suit wearing aliens that are immune to no O2 and cold. They can also cloak which the AI is actually pretty good at using and ambushing you with. They take more heat damage and have shit armor
Robots are immune to all Hazards except rads and can be repaired with the repair tool. They have a high carry cap but also have the lowest base health. 
Oh yeah, the fucking aids that is infected and chaos level. So as you make more jumps the chaos level of the sector will grow. This means the infected begin to spread which is a problem because they are very hard to deal with even at the end game. This is supposed to encourage you to keep moving and can be adjusted in the settings. Doing things like killing repair stations and warp gate crews for free passage and gibs increases is faster. 
The sector IS going to shit and you are on a timer. 
There is a bit more but you can discover that for yourself if you decide to play. 

Let's go
Post board ideas that could have been possible rather than still born shits like /vhs/, /a/, /hikki/, /fa/, and /tg/. 

Also, when will the rest of the aforementiond boards be deleted?
I beat New Vegas with a bunch of mods and only noticed how pretty it looked the second time around. 
The pre-rain weather looks really comfy. Unfortunately the AA is shit, maybe downsampling it from 4k would fix it, but I don't want the game to run even worse.

Anyway, you know the drill, post vidya caps.
What did get you intrested into paranormal? What's your favourite Horror ARG/ARE?
Feel free to talk about your favourite Arg/movies. I fucked up the last one, that I didn't add pics
Spike Chunsoft have announced mystery VN AI: The Somnium Files – nirvanA Initiative, after a countdown teaser concluded.

The teaser website had featured a countdown, along with several riddles to unlock the password; spelling Nirvana Initiative. Now, the game has been fully revealed.

A sequel to AI: The Somnium Files, Mizuki Okiura is now a Special Agent; most likely of the Advanced Brain Investigation Squad, or ABIS. The group utilize the advanced technology of the Psync Machine to enter a person’s subconscious mind, in order to gather clues they cannot remember or will not divulge, in order to solve terrible crimes.

This time the case is focused around the “Half Body serial killings.” The right half of a body has been discovered, the other half to one from six years ago. However, the new half has no signs of decay or rot, what should be impossible. Now, Mizuki and AI partner Aiba are on the case.

we hit the fucking reply limit edition

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:

https://github.com/delthas/autopunch - autopunch (lets non-port forwarded players host; can only play if both players run it)

CHECK YOUR HOST WITH: http://netplay.lunarcast.net/check.php

General game mechanics and character summaries
Fuck me daddy
I mean mount and blade. 
So faggots have you been playing Bannerlord or just sticking to Warband? Been playing any mods of note for either? 
For Bannerlord I saw there was this online mod that can have up to 1000 players in the same world, seems like its still bare bones right now though but its a pretty neat proof of concept. I've been thinking about going back and trying to finish a campaign of Warband Perisno or the Japanese one. Or maybe diving into Prophecy of Pendor but I hear that can be a bit no fun allowed.

Hey it's another thread because the last one hit reply limit. The crack is still only up to 1.14.2 so the server remains stagnant. Nevertheless, feel free to play on the server, talk about single player adventures or even host your own serb.

>What is it?
An early access minecraft clone with an emphasis on crafting and survival. Inspired by terrafirmacraft.
Includes such awesome features as:
>Actually crafting things in front of you, breaking apart rocks, layering pottery, hammering ingots, etc.
>The ability to chisel any wood or stone block into any shape you can dream of. Chiseled works can also be duplicated.
>Windmills and Watermills that power mechanical contraptions like querns for automated grinding and helvehammers for automated smithing.
>Strange lovecraftian creatures, lore items and events that add to a unique atmosphere.
>Robust modding integration and a prolific mod community.
>And more!

>Why should I play?
Well if you're like me and you want a minecraft-like experience that is way more autistic, give it a shot. Or don't. It's your time, buddy.

1.14.2 TORRENT

Name: ZZZ House of Horrors
Password: Pasta
Pirate clients CAN connect

(Required to join the server)
code word: I like sports
>try to spam zzzchan link on 8glow
>server took too long to submit your post
good to see some things never change
The last thread hit the post limit.
>New HoI4 dlc is coming up, might be better then the last one. Which is not saying much. It's mostly about fighting changes and tank designer.
>CoH3 is coming up, centered around mediterian theatre. It's gonna be shit
>Vic3 is coming up it looks like ck3/I:R don't expect much from it.
Modding scene
>Hoi4 modding scene is as big as before here you have some intresting mods in development
<Cursed days - a soviet cold war victory not ultimate scenario
<Stahlvorhang - a Soviet in axis axis victory scenario
<Axis of Evil - a 4chan rewrite of TNO, 4cuck might not be best, but it will be better then TNO
<Vic2 mods
<Victopia - tl;dr Roosevelt died a year early somehow american disassebly.
<A survey from Money magazine found that 42 percent of the people carry no more than $40 in cash, 30 percent carry between $41 and $99, 17 percent carry $100 to $199, and 11 percent carry $20
>tfw everyone is carrying more money than me and getting ssi or employed is impossible
ITT: Make up an 'inspiring' or 'heroic' quote that could pass as real advice if it came out of the month of a real philosopher.

>Adherence to dogma is the wine of of thirsting gods

>Cat food stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die

>The first mountain climber among men was also the first schizophrenic

>As a man is to the lake, so a storm is to the juniper
Have any screencaps/copypastes?
>gulp gulp gulp
Anyone else here literally have give up and is just waiting the right moment to scape of this material realm?
Install roblox, join fumo touhou and bring upon the chair supermacy now!
Discuss methods to remove >systemd.
You had 8 puppies, right? 
And you spit on them
Post your VHSs and criticize your fellow anons
Excuse me for the low quality thread, but
Yes, I stole these screenshots from Twitter. News this fucking retarded does not deserve a good thread.
The absolute fucking state of Microsoft.
>be on ebay
>be reading reviews from this guy selling cheap ost albums
>ratings and reviews are 99.99% positive
>check negative ones
>few people saying they're fake chink bootlegs
>psh what do they know
>buy a bunch
>get them
>happy with my purchase
>fast forward years
>get a close look at them again
>something looks off
>turns out they're fake chink bootlegs
>be on amazon
>need a sun hat
>find one that seems ok
>kinda pricey
>guess that means it's good quality
>has a bunch of cool features like adjustable head tightness, chin strap, buttons to fold the brim etc
>color is some light tan, just how I wanted it
>no logos
>looks comfy and cool to boot in the preview pics
>seller seems legit
>4.5 stars average out of 5
>read negative reviews
>one of them says it's chink crap not even worth a tenth of the price tag
>psh what does he know
>buy it anyway
>it arrives the next day
>it's chink crap not even worth a tenth of the price tag
>be on electronics website
>looking for earphones for running
>find a pair that seems good
>read reviews on site
>4.5 stars out of 5
>all praising how good they are for the price and how the quality is fantastic
>check negative ones out
>few guys say they sound like total bottom of the barrel shit and are quiet as fuck not good at all for any slightly busy environment
>psh what does he know
>hit buy
>get them a week later
>they sound like total bottom of the barrel shit and are quiet as fuck
>end up buying another pair of koss

It just keeps happening.

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