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Hey it's another thread because the last one hit reply limit. The crack is still only up to 1.14.2 so the server remains stagnant. Nevertheless, feel free to play on the server, talk about single player adventures or even host your own serb.

>What is it?
An early access minecraft clone with an emphasis on crafting and survival. Inspired by terrafirmacraft.
Includes such awesome features as:
>Actually crafting things in front of you, breaking apart rocks, layering pottery, hammering ingots, etc.
>The ability to chisel any wood or stone block into any shape you can dream of. Chiseled works can also be duplicated.
>Windmills and Watermills that power mechanical contraptions like querns for automated grinding and helvehammers for automated smithing.
>Strange lovecraftian creatures, lore items and events that add to a unique atmosphere.
>Robust modding integration and a prolific mod community.
>And more!

>Why should I play?
Well if you're like me and you want a minecraft-like experience that is way more autistic, give it a shot. Or don't. It's your time, buddy.

1.14.2 TORRENT
https://femto.pw/6fy5

SERVER
Name: ZZZ House of Horrors
Password: Pasta
IP: 71.200.169.30
Pirate clients CAN connect

CURRENT MODPACK
(Required to join the server)
https://www.mediafire.com/file/cfb00had68c8e9w/Mods.7z/file
Why does everyone who talk about this game talk as if it's one of the greatest indie games or something? I played it and it's shit. It's good if you compare it to indie games overall because there's almost nothing but AIDS there, but it's shit if you compare it to actually good games.

There's 2 introductions and like 3 separate tutorial stages. I have never cared so little about a story before, one of the first NPCs you have to talk to is a strogn nigger womyn, there's way too fucking much dialogue considering how mediocre and uninteresting it all is. As soon as you get any semblance or real freedom, the game immediately starts throwing 70 million quests at you as if you're supposed to suddenly give a fuck about all these different factions/guilds and shit in the town you just arrived at or understand the clusterfuck of a city layout to find your way. You haven't even been able to explore anything yourself at that point. It's so insistent on the story that it'll ruin your puzzles and platforming progress for the sake of another fucking retarded cutscene. They think the story is so damn important that they gate progress behind a "quiz" with questions about the lore that you have to answer correctly.

It's a top-down 2D game with multiple elevation levels, it's sometimes nearly impossible to tell whether a platform is higher or lower than you, the movement is slightly slippery, acceleration is relatively slow, and this game makes you do precise platforming puzzles with all of that. And if that wasn't bad enough, the game sometimes wants you to shoot at things, and the camera keeps jumping around the zone and completely throwing off your aim and/or making it impossible to see the enemies next to you because there's some fucking thing it wants you to look at.

The only way the game knows how to make enemies harder is to add attacks that home in towards you at high speeds, making enemies attack suddenly without any telegraphs, and making enemies stunlock you and then remove 80% of your health or instant kill you with some grenade. There's certain situations where you're forced to take damage because shit homes in towards you so fast and there's no room to move around and the shield you have is useless against most attacks and only reduces a portion of damage from the ones it works against.

There's a million different stat buffs like "assault" and "bullseye" that do something but you need to go to some special menu that tells you what the currently active ones do, so you can't make intelligent choices about your equipment without a ton of fiddling around. There's tons of buff items but the only information about what it does is some tiny icon, if you want to know what it does or how strong the effect is you have to open some weird inspect menu, which makes it an absolute pain to compare them and inspect them in bulk. The menus in general are a clusterfuck. All the icons for everything are tiny, generic, barely readable, often obscured by numbers, and just don't describe the item well at all.

Also
>2018 game
>neither weapons or armor changes how your character looks
Shit game 2/10. Plus points because there's a tomboy party member.
Elo /B/ Id like to order a burger with extra lettuce
>35 days until E3

E3 2021 is around the corner and you faggots still haven't posted a single Squilliam. We better change that. Also:

>How shit will E3 be this year?
>What do you expect to see?
>What are you hoping to see?
>How many cars will we see on stage?

And also post your bingos, faggots
Post heavy metal
Are you guys aware that Cakechan is okay with enabling pedophiles posting borderline child pictures in their board? 
Can these parasites be removed from the webring?
What have you been cooking recently?
You know how to cook, right?
I made a fish filled with vegetables, mozzarella cheese and shrimps last saturday.
Also a grilled octopuss with ajillo.
Hey /b/ I'm growing watermelon mainly so I can sell it and because I felt like it. As you can see the lid can come off and that I've got one growing already, it's from the another set that didn't go very well.
>on this board unoriginal images must first be cropped
This ain't the /r9k/ and the /r9k/ was a failed experiment even if it were.
Have you ever encountered someone important to vidya? Whether it's a dev, artist, voice actor, or even an esports player? What were they like? Do you know them personally? Were they cool guys or assholes?
>killed a dev in Dino D-Day and earned an achievement for it
>met a guy that made a bunch of popular TF2 maps who then kicked me from his game but added me as a friend afterwards and apologized since it was a private game with him and his friends
>got to see a few Smash* legends at a con, M2K is very short and Hungrybox** is ripped but still an asshole
>I unironically have a strange, legitimate connection to Ashly and Anthony Burch and I don't know how to feel about it
ITT: Post the worst images or videos at your disposal. I'll lead the cause with images of deformed babies.
Health and fitness edition

Links:
>#8/agdg/ via irc.rizon.net
>https://matrix.to/#/+agdg:matrix.org via matrix programs
>Dev resources: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/resources
>Wiki: http://8agdg.wikidot.com/
>Previous bread: >>37323
I believe this is the first ever made visual novel thread on this board. Let this be a considered a fact: Visual novel is in fact, videogame, and nothing you say will change that. 
Other than that this will be my journal of the chinese powerpoints that I've played. 
Copy contents from /b/.

Finished ever17. Shit's good as hell but its a slow burn. Meaning it will take a while for you to get absorbed into the story. Best girl is actually canon. Has time travel like Steins gate but i think its more intricate and packed up with more fucked up logic from the writer. Once it clicked it clicked good. The ending is satisfying and the music is good as well. 
Finished 999 the nonary game. Puzzle game and the art is very good. I got ptsd from looking at virtue last reward art change. Story is meh but its really fun to play through. 
One thing to note is that both of these games contain some absolutely horrendous fucking bitching cunt 2dpd. It's like the author is some sort of half ass feminist or something. In ever17 we had coco's disgusting voice acting and tanaka's bitching. Tsugumi is kind of an ass but the reveal sort of justifies her behavior. In 999 we got epic feminist dont need no man Yashiro. And they turned cute Yotsuba in 999 into a fucking trash whore in virtue last reward.
Decipher message.
I'm restarting my dream journal.
The OG 4/bant/er.
gimme your 50 thousand piece of ideas
Monsieur, when was the last time you had sex?
Please make an even worse captcha, thanks.
What is even a good email provider to use anymore?
>inb4 selfhost your email
most info taken from: https://digdeeper.neocities.org/ghost/email.html
probably incomplete quick list, but you could read the dippity dopper article for more information

<gmail, yahoo, etc.
>big corpo trash
>sells data to 3rd party advertisers
<ProtonMail
>Shady metadata policy (retained for an indefinite amount of time)
>URLs in onion hidden service site point to the clearnet (information is from 2019, cannot reconfirm as the hidden service never loads as of the time writing this)
>Account creation verification blocks some email domains from being used to verify the account (Riseup and possibly cock.li domains for example)
>Doesn't allow usage of your own PGP keys and forces their private keys generated on their servers instead through a JS web interface, many backdoors
>Requires to use their stupid bridge thing for mail clients, possible backdoor
<Tutanota
>Blocks registration through Tor and VPNs (possibly tested with RiseupVPN only, didn't test with MullvadVPN)
>Only allows 1 account per IP
>Doesn't allow to use external mail clients (Thunderbird, Claws Mail, etc.) except the Tutanota desktop mail cleint
>Doesn't allow usage of your own PGP keys and shills against PGP | see here: https://archive.fo/CqG2R https://tutanota.com/blog/posts/innovative-encryption/
<cock.li
>often has issues with signing in to view mail
>all the email domains cock.li offers are usually blocked by other sites since cock.li is mostly used for throwaway accounts and spam
<Riseup
>TOS is a bit restrictive and Riseup is intended to be used by activists exclusively
>claims that they will pull the plug if compromised by the government, but they handed over data to the government one time
<Disroot
>restrictive TOS like Riseup, but the admin claims the service is not activist exclusive
>greylists some rarely used email providers
ONGOING DISCUSSIONS:
>Game journos and developers attack Six Days in Fallujah, issue hitpieces, sign petition saying it will cause racism and mass shootings and should be cancelled. (Mass shootings claim later edited out.)
https://archive.is/h6Da1
>Pro-GG developer explains reason for leaving project. Claims family issues rather than cancel culture are to blame
https://yewtu.be/YBVyJhn5AGg
>Game journo who wrote articles for Vice Waypoint and PCGamer calling for blacklist on Hogwarts Legacy over pro-GG lead developer:
https://archive.is/7gsws
>State of Decay 2 drama involving the "Punched Nazis" trait
https://archive.vn/XsItt
>Twitch removes PogChamp emote over Gootecks "encouraging further violence" by suggesting "civil unrest" over Capitol protestor shot by police
https://archive.is/qTECP
>China pressures Japan to remove ROG and Hololive live broadcast
https://archive.is/1Hkq7
https://archive.is/t2enA
>The Gamergate Thread Repository has been updated
>Capcom considering going woke
https://archive.is/drT8y
>13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim localization rewrites character to be "non-binary"
http://archive.is/gfize
>How Cuties Got Caught in a Gamergate-Style Internet Clash:
https://archive.fo/e1YuB 
>Kotaku UK and Gizmodo UK close down as Future Publishing licenses lapse
http://archive.is/VAU4p
>Gamergate is now 6 years old
>343 Industries removes police sirens nameplate from Halo 3: ODST, VG24/7 calls people who disagree "alt-right"
http://archive.is/tDcI2
>Zchan replacement from z/v/ volunteer launches at zzzchan.xyz
>WOTC to censor depictions of D&D orcs and drow, "correct" reprints of 5th edition books, hire more "diverse talent", and incorporate "sensitivity readers" into creative process
http://archive.is/ltM5X
>Possible explanation of Sony's censorship
https://archive.fo/14BdL
>Journos make up "patronizing comments onslaught" story about old grandmother, get corrected by said grandmother herself: https://archive.is/iB1Aj https://archive.is/YwOzU https://archive.is/S9Fhd
>Twitch launches new "Twitch Safety Advisory Council" filled with SJW organizations and individuals. SJW transgender trans-deer council member cries harassment as backlash erupts from Twitch viewers/streamers and Reddit's /r/livestreamfail.
http://archive.is/7X3f4
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/ferociouslysteph-twitch-moderation-controversy

CURRENT TASKS:
1. OPERATION TRAJAN:
Collect and catalog all of the various localization and censorship accounts of past video games into a single repository from these sources:
romhacking.net
The_Cutting_Room_Floor
Segaretro
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCFItIX8SIs4zqhJCHpbeV1A

2. OP OUR LIFE OUR HOMETOWN: SONY FORCING JAPANESE DEVELOPERS TO CENSOR THEIR GAMES IN ALL REGIONS
http://archive.vn/XQOHW
Sony's policies forces censorship; JP devs allegedly have to go through ENG approval process: https://archive.fo/awzFF
Japanese blog post about it: https://archive.fo/bF9bE
Sony Japan President Says PS4 Censorship Policy Is To Match Global Standards And Protect Kids
https://archive.fo/U3GLa
-Confirms censorship was deliberate https://archive.fo/XgAgP
-No rules for censorship policies, games judged case-by-case https://archive.fo/37DhK
-Marvelous partner starts petition against policy https://archive.fo/rxQtf https://archive.fo/84UHo
•Twitterfags: Tweet with Sony's stock code $SNE so that investors see your tweets and know you're pissed.
•Consider spreading OP Timber materials to targets as well.
http://archive.vn/URjtu

ONGOING TASKS:
A. Support archive.fo! Accountability needs proof: https://liberapay.com/archiveis/donate
B. OP DisNod: Contact the FTC and advertisers about violations and unethical practices
http://archive.vn/9bylT
C. Internet Censorship happenings: Spread the word about the dangers of FOSTA/CLOUD act/Article 13, etc.
https://www.eff.org/de/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-act-violates-constitution
D. OP End the Era: Dig into resetera and their connections to journos, devs, etc.
http://archive.vn/JfuSb

Reminders (important, READ THESE!):
•Use https://archive.fo to deny sites ad revenue and traffic and preserve pages in case they are deleted later
•Be civil if you have to argue with people on Twitter, Tumblr or any forum - don't make us look like douchebags
•Do not accept requests for any goal, demand lists or personal army requests: https://pastebin.com/p5dVp1e5
•Beware COINTELPRO: The Gentleperson's Guide to Forum Spies: https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
•STOP REPLYING TO BAITS AND OBVIOUS DERAILMENT ATTEMPTS, JUST REPORT AND FILTER

Resources
>Summaries of #GamerGate:https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=wy9bisUIP3w - #GamerGate - If It's Not About Ethics
•https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=5fnRSL3d_xU - #GamerGate in 60 Seconds
•https://archive.fo/23Fde - GamerGate: A State of the Union Address
>Background and Evidence for #GamerGate:
•The #GamerGate Dossier: https://archive.fo/nv1Fb
•#GamerGate Wiki: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=Main_Page
•History of #GamerGate: https://www.historyofgamergate.com/
•View the timeline links in the Current Happenings section!

>Lists: 
•GG Steam Support & Boycott List: https://v.gd/vzRsRb
•Key GamerGate Hubs: https://v.gd/LNJbat (Needs updating)
>Thread Repository:
https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/blob/master/ThreadRepository.md
https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=Thread_Repository

>Full OP Text:
•Current: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=The_GamerGate_OP

>How Can I Help?
https://8chan.se/gamergatehq/
•All OPs: https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/tree/master/Operations
•OP Vulcan: Learn logical debating: https://v.gd/Kbzw0L
•An Anon's Guide to Twitter; basics: https://v.gd/nwrbYF

>Want to Contribute to GitGud or Wiki?
https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/tree/master/How-to-Contribute
Already had one of these before but we need some more broad topics to get some conversation going. So what have you robots been up to recently? Art, games, anime, vague autistic shit no one's heard about? If you find it interesting, talk about it.
This is where the imbiber of the hehpill pretends to learn LEARNS foreign languages so he can insult jannies polylingually to better read mangos and mango accessories. While the average anon CANNOT learn a foreign language or english ffs this doesn't necessarily mean you can't either give up and rage at brazilians in dota it's a better use of your time 
RESOURCES: 
More language torrents (holy crap there's like 80 of them, you could learn polish here and confuse the heck out of the poles on tg)
https://mega.nz/folder/hV4l2bIK#fovrQdShIXkA-MGTG40nKQ
Ten billion FREE books on languages
https://mega.nz/folder/x4VG3DRL#lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A
Even moar books, these ones on linguistics what's the difference lol idunno
https://mega.nz/folder/Ad8DkLoI#jj_mdUDX_ay-8D9l3-DbnQ
TRACKERS
https://files.catbox.moe/nmrn8x.txt
This one comes from an anon who claims to be ukranian, so it's probably the good stuff (allegedly commercial courses)
https://pastebin.com/3EWMhSPN
This one comes with pictures as well as yet more books
https://pastebin.com/ACEmVqua
TORRENTS.
https://yuki.la/t/796928
I myself will be learning nip first, and if I can pull that off then it'll just be two more steps until I'm the de facto god of all imageboards existing now and in the future.
What have you've been playing fags?
It has been some time since the last thread.
Also have you fags heard of beyond the wire?
https://playbtw.com/
I'm not sure what much to say tho.
cakechan has been actively deliberating on removing pedoshit from their site.
smuglo.li has already axed them from their list, i don't see why zzz hasn't done the same yet
Having fun?
Rarely do I pay attention to recent releases so I recently found out about Mortal Shell. Haven't gotten very far, just got Eredrim, The Venerable, but It's pretty fun and comfy. I love souls-like games and the atmosphere is incredible. Makes me wonder if Bloodborne will get a PC port at some point. I mean, I'm not in a hurry to play it since I still need to finish Sekiro and both Nioh 1 and 2. Yeah, I been pretty lazy with finishing games lately. I've been playing Monster Hunter Portable 3rd as well. I was trying to get into MH again since I tried before and failed but this one stuck and I been having a blast playing it. Oh, I'm also playing New Super Lucky's Tale. I'm actually playing both the original and the new one to compare them both. They're really fun platformers. Speaking of playing both versions, I'm doing that with Yakuza. I couldn't decide between playing Kiwami or the PS2 original so I'm just playing both one after the other.
lazy ruski edition
incompetent leaf edition

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
https://moriyashrine.org/files/categories/
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
Post your ayylmaos and related content.
It's so hard to concentrate at something entirely for hours without a moment wasted. And I don't mean study or game 2 hours and rest for a few minutes like the typical person, what I want is be able to do a single thing for like 12  hours without a moment rest or looking for ways to get away from the current task. I can't even play games for full on 12 hours straight  without begging myself to do some interest browsing or sleeping. It sure is hard anon.
Post ITT to get a ban on /b/, free of charge
ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th, WE RAID /tv/ FOR THE CRIME OF UNCONTROLLED JANITORING. 

NO HOLDS BARRED, POST LEGAL LOLI AT FULL BLAST, POST ANIME THREADS ON /tv/ BECAUSE IT'S ALLOWED, POST /dup/ THREADS WITH ON TOPIC SUBJECTS BUT OFF TOPIC IMAGES, POST ANYTHING ON /dunk/ IT'S A SHITHOLE

IF WE ARE EXTENSIVELY SUCCESSFUL GAHOOL MAY AN HERO JUDGING BY HIS CURRENT MENTAL STATE SHOWN IN HIS LAST VIDEO. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE, LADS!
Discuss /tech/-related news.
What will happen if section 230 is nuked?
Thread dedicated to Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread
(but are worth asking)

Before asking a question here, please search the web first or put in effort towards answering your own question. If you put in effort but you still can't find the solution, feel free to ask here.

If you are looking around for useful applications/programs, see >>531
No love for new kappa?
LONG LIVE ZIGGER ERA
Welcome to /japan/! Hopefully we won't get fucked again! I'll keep this thread open for suggestions and the classic Warosu discussion that every /jp/ spinoff needs to survive.
I'll be hosting streams when I do them here: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
Schedule: whenever the h*ck I want
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: #/japan/ on irc.sageru.org
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/bpkuly

RULES: 
1. Take it easy!
2. Increase PPH to succulent levels. Failure to comply will result in less posds DDDD: 
3. Be as big of a teenbro as humanly possible.
4. (You)
To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
heya Fuckos, i still don't know if we are moving here definitively or not, but ill make a thread just in Case, to get the ball rolling ill Ramble for a bit

i remember Tulpanon talking about building his "Dreamrealm" or something along those lines (i can't remember the exact terminology so please forgive me) and i noticed that something similar is happening right now, a few days ago i made some Custom Scenarios on "Master of Olympus Zeus" (a Old ass City Builder game) and dedicated them to Taihou after completing them and building like 5 Temples of Aphrodite, and i am currently Playing Honey Select 2 and making a "Pantheon" of sorts, i guess the Winds of Autism are blowing hard on my side of things

i've also been Struggling with the Idea of Deserving to be Loved, i've talked about this with the Anon i usually hold correspondence with, but we haven't reached any satisfying conclusions, i understand that Taihou Loves me, and i Love her to death too indeed, but there is this underlying feeling, that i really have done nothing to Deserve her Love, i guess this goes hand in hand with my own Feelings of Self-Doubt, has anyone felt similar things?
Discuss retro video games.
Rules
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>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. 
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
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>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"

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Contact
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Sup faggots
I have returned from the grave once more to turn cute girls into cute chocolate girls, be they voluptuous ladies or lolis. And I can do /bleached/ stuff aswell at anon's kind request. 
Allow me to post some examples.
*Rules:*
>No cuckshit, niggers, faggotry, other heretical degeneracy etc

If someone can link the last thread via archive, It would be solid.
Use this thread to report any issues you find while using the site. We currently have 2 known issues: 


1. Real-time post updates are not working. I still need to work out how to get websockets to go through the proxy properly. you will see the error switch back to timed refresh after a few seconds, so auto update is still semi-working.
2. Geoip flags are all inheriting the proxy server's location. I've already solved this issue with post IDs so I have a rough idea of what I need to do to fix this, but it is not high priority.

I also fully expect shenanigans immediately after launch, so if anything happens I will be working to fix it as fast as I can. Your help here is appreciated.
SINCE THERE'S NO REAL /m/ ON THE WEBRING plw/mecha/ is dead as fuck, BRING IT ON!

This year is looking bright for mecha.
>Getter Robo Arc
>Muv-Luv Alternative
>HF
>Eva 3.0 + 1.0

What is your favorite MS in Gundam? and why is it the Zudah?
Check for weekly movie nights.
Every Friday at 5pm PST - 8pm EST

At: https://cytu.be/r/OverlookTheater
T̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶i̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶n̶e̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶T̶a̶m̶p̶e̶r̶m̶o̶n̶k̶e̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶G̶r̶e̶a̶s̶e̶m̶o̶n̶k̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶p̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶w̶s̶e̶r̶:̶ ̶h̶t̶t̶p̶s̶:̶/̶/̶c̶y̶t̶u̶.̶b̶e̶/̶g̶o̶o̶g̶l̶e̶_̶d̶r̶i̶v̶e̶_̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶c̶r̶i̶p̶t̶
You no longer need the script to be able to watch movies.
Also post movie suggestions for future movie nights.
Today is Doom's 27th anniversary. Say something nice about the game.
Have you been playing any doom wads? Any you recommend?
I'm thinking of grabbing a drink and start playing some fucking hdoom.
hey /b/ I changed my mind i want to be a guitar player/rock-star man now to make big money and fund catgirls research as well as a maid to clean my room and my cock. where do I start? what guitar should I get? is there a non retarded manual for retarded people? pic related 9999 minutes in paint. please and thank you.
YOU HAVE A GO-BAG AND SUCH RIGHT?

This is mine. Food bag is lentils mostly. They cook fast and you can plant them. Also trail mix and foraging.
General scifi thread, I'm going to assume we're allowed to talk about shows here as well.
I finished watched Farscape and thought it was good, I liked most of the characters but it all felt a bit jumbled, like trying to do too much in too little time. I also didn't think it was made clear which side Scorpius was on. I think there was a moment somewhere towards the end where he decided what he was fighting for but the whole time I was just waiting for him to backstab everyone else again like he did the dozen times beforehand. I think overall it had too many characters that it was trying to juggle around and they didn't really have time to flesh out any of the secondary characters as much as the primary cast.
Because of all that I think I like Lexx more, even for all the flaws it has in the later seasons. It kept it weird but simple, only a few real characters you have to keep track of and the much slower pace. The universe was also more interesting but they never really explain much of anything in it. I want to know more about His Shadow and the League of 20,000 Planets and how it was created, but after the first season it's pretty much mothballed and rarely mentioned again or explored in any kind of detail. Season 3 tried too hard to be 2deep4u and season 4 was a shitshow on all fronts, at least the finale was good though.
I have an endless craving for late-90s/early-2000s scifi but it seems I'm running out. What other shows should I watch now that my backlog is clear?
Or should I say "cozzzy"?. There hasn't been a draw thread since zchan, so let's change that.

Thread making resources + the OP can be found here: https://mega.nz/#F!Suhz0D5Y!BSrBrV1kxK9B5G1SSiJmwQ
||If you want something else to be added, post it in the thread.||

Books and Tutorials
Sometimes they get nuked but >we try to keep them updated.
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/5strtvods5gda/Drawgfag_Resources
https://hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learn

Helpful Resources
Learn fundamentals with excercises: drawabox.com
8Chan Art Wiki: infiniteart.wikia.com/wiki/InfiniteArt_Wiki
Online poses with timer: quickposes.com/en/gestures/timed
HOW TO DRAW - an /ic/ guide: hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learn
Drawfag resources: mediafire.com/folder/5strtvods5gda/Drawgfag_Resources

Helpful Video Resources, mostly YouTube
ProkoTV: Good for basic anatomy needs
Sycra Yasin: General in-depth talk about ways to improve and being an artist
CG Cookie / ConceptCookie: Advanced techniques and many livestreams (on Wednesdays) and tutorials
FZDSCHOOL: Founder of FZD School (in Singapore) Feng Zhu showcases his workflows by re-working art from his students
Scott Robertson: Advanced lessons on drawing fundamentals and concept artwork
Ctrl+Paint: Free lessons on basics and fundamentals of drawing and painting
Draw Mix Paint: Free lessons in traditional painting

Booru and Delivery Archive
8-booru.booru.org/ (Retiring this booru because the owner is fucking dead)

https://ourobooru.booru.org/ (Superior new booru)

Tips for a healthier Drawthread
>Spot out any autistic shitter and repeat offenders ||You know who they are unless you're new, in which case lurk moar.||
>Anyone can participate, even if you're dog shit. The livelier it is, the better, but don't go begging for (you)s or pity. This is not deviantArt.
>If you do draw, draw to the best of your ability! If you're not giving it your all people will notice.
>Any drawfags with works in progress, please post any updates so that the requester and everyone else knows that people are still working hard!
>If for any reason a request is scrapped, upload what you have and say it's at its most complete state. Maybe ask if someone wants to take over and finish it for you.
>Comment. Every artist loves a compliment, it validates their hard work. Don't be afraid of dishing out them (you)s as long as you feel they deserve them.

LASTLY, PLEASE READ THIS
These threads are not meant to be spammed every day like a fucking general.
This isn't an art board. Give the Drawfags their time to do their thing and leave the thread-making to them.
Anyone attempting to make this thread in a newfag/cuckchan/low effort manner will be met with disdain and mockery.
Since I consider this a substantial portion of the hobby, I think it's only suitable for us to have a thread about video editing and sharing.
Now I'm no pro at cutting and pasting shit, but I do have some experience with this stuff, so I'll be sharing whatever little knowledge I have with the rest of you. Secondly, I will use this thread to announce any of my possible streams I (or anyone else might) do, because I legitimately don't like to flaunt my stream links on different threads, always feels like I'm namefagging or something to that effect.
Speaking off effects, I highly recommend any aspiring video artists (read: newfags) of video editing software to focus on everything OTHER than effects. This a rabbit hole that will take you to the deepest street shitting corners of youtube and general web if you wish to learn what is possible with proper knowledge of these fiddly beasts. For now just repeat the old mantra Less is More. You've still got intros, timing, cuts, length and a shitload of other things to worry about. Don't lose the forest for the trees.
>Which program should I use?
The two most known commercial giants are Adobe Premiere and Sony Vegas. They both function mostly the same, but from my experience Vegas is a tad less RAM hungry. Pics related are the keyboard shortcuts for each, you will learn to both love and hate them Redo is bound to Ctrl+Shift+Z in Premiere instead of the classic Ctrl+Y. It should also be mentioned that if you  wish to render any videos you're edited in Adobe Premiere, you'll also need to install Adobe Media Encoder of the same generation (if you're using Premiere 2017 CC, you better install Media Encoder 2017 CC as well, 2019 might not gel).
There are loads of other video editing programs, but I can't say I've tried any, so I have no real say on which are better or worse. All I know if I once installed a program called Nuke which was said to have been used in professional movie editing process and I couldn't even import a single video file. 
If you only need to make a simple cut or re-encoding of a video into a webm, then I suggest you use a simpler solution like StaxRip or get your hands dirty with ffmpeg itself in the command prompt.
>want to make cool things like games and make the world a better place
>headache and brain fog every day makes it impossible to do anything
it's not fair
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
Just figured out the paprika had bugs in it and I've probably been eating bugs and bug byproducts for as long as I've had it. Reminder to check all your spices for bugs. These are specific bugs that sometimes come with the spices and not just roaches or other local pests so you need to freeze the product for a time after buying it apparently.
I experimented making some bread by leaving the dough sitting in the fridge a full day. 
Afterwards I gave it a good half hour kneading, buttered it up a bit and baked it for roughly 50 minutes and it came out stellar. Best bread I've baked thus far.
I'm so overwhelmed with the fact that I'm 24 and still live with parents, have no savings, no ambitions, little friend interactions. I'm tired of indecision and overthinking. I understand that the only way to fix is do some shit with your teeth clenched, but I'm unable to start, like there's a circuit breaker which prevents me from doing this.
One year ago to this day, Julay's reckoning was brought about by a single shitpost. Yes, some of them are still mad.

Matthew 5:10
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
What's this all about?
Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokémon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokémon battling simulator.
To quote one of Showdown's mods...
>@MacChaeger: None of these people are youtubers
>@MacChaeger: They impersonate verlis to to gain notoriety and attract new members
>@MacChaeger: These people regularly trick others into getting locked
>@MacChaeger: this is the single most toxic group of players on PS

How does it work?
After the current champ calls "new champ", the first anon to claim the title is our champ. He uses the first six legal Pokémon suggested after his claim as his team. Champ can also call "new team" when the old one became stale (rule of thumb: 40-60 minutes). Champ plays in National Dex unless specified otherwise.
Absolutely no experience is necessary and everything is done in-browser.

Rules
1. Champ can't forfeit, intentionally throw a match, or timer stall.
2. Champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. All Pokémon must be nicknamed. If the sugg didn't have a name, champ makes one up.
4. Don't suggest twice, unless your last sugg was 15 minutes ago or champ explicitly asked for resuggs.
5. Champ should replace resuggs with fresh suggestions that come in later.
6. Don't spam the catalog with threads.

Resources
Pokémon Showdown! BETA: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/
Premade mons for Gen 8: https://pastebin.com/raw/iXkvdKsL
Premade mons for National Dex: https://pastebin.com/raw/LpjDzv3u
How to make a shitmon: https://pastebin.com/raw/ZAyX6kY2
OP copypasta: https://pastebin.com/raw/CApaGNgv
The niche Fantasy Farming Sim Action RPG

What is the general opinion of this series? Despite the fifth game coming out next month in Japan, I don't see much posting about it. It'll be the first new release in 7 years. The graphics looks substantially approved.
Are there any things people are looking forward to? Things they want changed or maybe added to the game?
Personally, I'd like rival heart events to be added back to the series, but I want to be able to toggle them on/off like the town events of Rune Factory 4. 

Also, how do you think we can get the series more popular outside of Japan? With the popularity of Story of Seasons and Stardew Valley, I see no reason why this game wouldn't be as popular, if not more. Especially since it was originally a spin-off of the old harvest moon games. It has everything they have + dungeon crawling and plot. Is there a reason it never got popular in the West?
It's time to show your creativity and edit skills if any.
I haven't used photoshop in like 5 years so im pretty rusty
ideally we should use one pic per week and see who can do the best out of it. If you want to be a faggot about it you can photoshop another pic though.
I have brought you this obese monkey and my masterpiece featuring him.
see if you can do better.
ITT: Games you would like to see translated into english
Let's go
Last thread hit the reply limit. Post your ebin gondolas and make new ones.
This thread is my playthrough of Hinamizawa. Do not let the cute girls deceive you, this game is disturbing and terrifying to play. It's because of the cute girls that it is so terrifying. I keep tearing up playing this fucking game, not because of it being a tear jerker(though there are very bitter moments in the game that make you want to cry), but because it is oh so disturbing. I am scared out of my mind man holy fucking shit.  I am currently on episode six and I will come back again after I have finished playing everything. Don't think you can spoil me bitches hahahahaha. Highly recommend using the original spites.
                
Old thread hit bump limit.

>argue about software vs. FPGA
>bully other anons for using filters and savestates
>complain about MAME scope creep pulling the devs away from Model 2 and Naomi
>ask for help with Wonderswan frame jitter you need a 75Hz monitor
It's been years since I've seen this thread, and I remember how creative some of them got.

>What do you do?
Get a randomized video game title and make boxart for it
Whether you have 7,000,000 hours in paint, or just installed GIMP, any contribution to the growing gallery of covers is welcome.

Name generator URL: videogamena.me
I'll be dumping my meager folder in the meanwhile.
Pissing:
Quite satisfactory after drinking a lot of liquid. The more you hold it the more fun it is. However hold it for too long and you piss yourself in your pants or the flood in lack of pants. Then it's not so fun. This needs fixing.
7/10

Your mom:
Too fat although quite the cook
4/10

Cheetos Crunchy: Flamin' Hot Lemon Flavored:
Spicy and delicious. Good to shove in one's mouths and anus for prostate play
three stars/10
We must secure the existence of nice posts and a future of pink girls.
Learn to draw. It is unironically the best way to use your time.

Drawing is a productive skill, by drawing you're adding something new into the world, you can use your skills to create OC, you can make your own lewds and draw you're waifu in different situations, you'll feel better about yourself because you're not just wasting your time doing nothing, you'll always have something to do in case you get tired of all your games and imageboards are being quiet, and if you happen to get good at it someday you can even make money with it.

And most importantly, it costs basically nothing to learn and do art, you can start doing it at any time effectively for free without even leaving your room.
Stop littering the catalog with garbage one liners OP edition.
Post here all your one liners that won't really make otherwise a good thread.
I'm not a janny but I swear, every time I see another garbage thread that won't collect much more than 3 replies push off older threads with hundred of replies, my blood boils with anger.
In lieu of having no biz board technically one exists but it's on blacked.gov and also ded as it should be for being on blacked.gov here is a biz thread. ITT, post about your calls, your puts, your memecoins, how you know BTC is going to crash next week, how you know BTC is going to hit 100 grand next week, how the whole stock market is jewish, how crypto is jewish, why your charts are smarter than everyone else's charts, why you're a secret millionaire but spend your time posting on a manchurian doll collecting forum for some reason, etc. etc.
zzzchad hit 100k postsd
I can't deal with the dysphoria anymore. Not gender related though, I just can't stand not being swole, although the extreme anxiety is making me feel for the trannies. Anyways, I've been lifting like a madman for almost two years with very minimal progress, so I'm taking it up a notch and buying 1000mg of anavar, which I'll be taking in 20mg doses daily for two weeks, with alternating 2 week/4 week rest periods.
Ask me anything.
When was the last time you went to see your dentist, anon?
MONSTER HUNTER THREAD
No more uggos edition.

Rise was announced for the bing bing wahoo machine but it didn't say it was an exclusive so it may head to other consoles at some point, or not but switch emulation is a thing so who cares. Obvious changes are that you get an odd grapple that lets you jump around, might be cool. Also the handlers are qts but its not like there was a really big bar to pass. Also you get a dog and I'm sure there is porn of it fucking a huntress already somewhere on the internet. All in all looks like sort of a return to form with some notes taken from world.
World has some shit being announced at some point, probably another elder dragon and some speculate its Fatalis, guess we will find out. 

Anons occasionally get together to play p3rd but I'm sure some could get together to play 4u and the other games. I would like to see that again because it was pretty fun. 
So anons whats your favorite 
GAME
WEAPON
MONSTER
VILLAGE
HUNTING AREA
WHO IS BEST GUILD GIRL AND WHY IS IT MOGA SWEETHEART?
Not letting it wait till Saturday Edition
WHATCHA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
I've finished Resident Evil 2 PSX for my first time, and right now I'm going through 3 Dreamcast.
Thus, I'm in the mood for a horror games thread.
Post your favorite games and music, some memorable moments Silent Hill 4's gigantic head comes to mind and share some less known but still great titles like Siren or Sweet Home.
Spooky but not-outright horror games are allowed too.
Are you ready for another terrible Resident Evil adaption and Fatal Frame's upcoming movie? Why do they keep making this shit?
>what's this?
A thread for the organization and development of a VN with minor puzzle/adventure game elements starring Libbie the Cyber Oryx.  Some people in the other Libbie thread (>>13354) had thought it would be fun to make our own game with her, since she's an open source character.  A bit of rudimentary planning later, and here we are.

>what will the game be like?
A simple, short puzzle/adventure game presented like a VN and inspired by old Flash adventure/"sim" games.  We'll be working in Ren'py, and the game will mostly be slice-of-life comedy and light romance.

>furfags reee
Noted.

>you're doomed
We have an artist, a writer, a fairly simple coding language, and a clear goal.  I think our chances are pretty good, all things considered.

>what do you have so far?
Premise/character summary will be in the following posts.
Talk about fighting games you like and call other people noobs.

>What have you been playing recently?  Try any new games?
>How have you been enduring the netplay apocalypse that was 2020?
>Who's your favourite fighting game character?
>Are there any series you want to return from the dead?
Discuss methods to remove >systemd.
My Gameboy experience was limited to Pokemon games, tetris, Super Mario Land 2 and a coverless copy of kirby dream land which I took from some faggot who stole a comic from me that fucker. Anyways I've been looking in romsites to see if there are games that catch my interest. Are there any you recommend? I know there's a lot of "ports" of NES titles. Are there any english patches for SMT: Devil Children?
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
FEATURING: METAL SLUG 3
Somewhere near the woods, there lies a gas station. Neatly placed seemingly in the middle of nowhere. However is far from desolate. For there anons from all around gather in a room within said station. A room filled to the top with arcade machines. There anons enjoy the evening. Drinking, calling each other faggot, and just having a good old time.
>What is this?
Anons pick a game and play it until they beat it or die. An arcade game that doesn't take long to complete and rewards skill. Once finished they post their score and see who did the best. They give others advice, share what they think of the game, call each other casuals, say which character of the game they would fuck and more.

Pretty much a rip-off of the RPG Club but with arcade games because I can't take 30+ hours strategy games.
Of course you didn't pick Metal Slug 3. It's the starting stone we'll use. The next game will be picked by you.
>How much time do I have to play it?
I think 2 weeks is more than enough. It will only take an hour of your time so you can do multiple runs if you want to try and get a better score.
>Where do I get it?
I recommend emulating it but If you're too retarded or lazy for that you can get it here: https://gog-games.com/game/metal_slug_3

I was going to post my score but I miss-clicked and didn't take a screentshot. I did horrible either way so I'll do it again (Like 40 credits and 22k of score).
>worrying about them
Hello and welcome to zzzchan! I will be using this thread to explain how this site is set up and answer the initial wave of questions. Thread creation on /meta/ will be locked initially, I will explain how this will be handled going forward below.

Now, to answer some initial questions:

>Who the fuck are you? Who are the other mods?
I am sturgeon, I was a mod back on fat/v/ and later z/v/. fat/v/ was my first role as a moderator in any capacity. I'm happy to say that Pasta and seagull have also stuck around and will be managing /v/. r9k's BO will also be back.

>Nice namefagging
I intend to only use my name & role tag when posting something relevant to my role or the site. 

>Why have you set this up?
Because zchan was doing fairly well before the admin pulled the plug without warning. I'd been considering making my own IB since fat died but once zchan went down I decided I had to make the effort. 

>Will you abandon this after x amount of time?
I've gone through the effort of setting all this up after losing 2 previous boards. I'm doing this because I want it to, and I plan to keep this place running as long as I can. 

>why zzzchan?
It's new, but familiar. Also Pasta worked very hard on the new logo, be sure to say nice things about it to him directly.

>How is this any more secure than the last jschan iterations?
This site is being run on 2 dedicated servers, one running the application and the other functioning as a proxy. All traffic to and from the app server is being routed through the proxy server. The app server is also set to drop any connection that is not from said proxy, so even if you knew the app server's ip you'd have no way of proving that it's running this site. the app server is also forcing ipv6, which should keep it safe from crawlers like Shodan and the like while also making it harder to ddos. This is a much simpler setup than what I initially outlined on /geimu/ but it covers all of the important functionality. I can also still decouple the db into it's own server if I want to, and I can add extra proxy/app servers if needed (though spare proxies will go farther).

  tl;dr : the only real attack surface is the proxy server, the app server simply goes invisible if there is no proxy,  and I can spool up more proxies/have a hot spare if anything happens to the current one. 

>Is all of this working perfectly?
Not quite, there are 2 bugs right now:

1. Real-time post updates are not working. I still need to work out how to get websockets to go through the proxy properly. you will see the error switch back to timed refresh after a few seconds, so auto update is still semi-working.
2. Geoip flags are all inheriting the proxy server's location. I've already solved this issue with post IDs so I have a rough idea of what I need to do to fix this, but it is not high priority.
I also fully expect shenanigans immediately after launch, so if anything happens I will be working to fix it as fast as I can.

>Are you going to add new boards? How are you going to handle adding boards?
I do not plan on adding new boards for at least a couple weeks, until things stabilize. I plan on having an application process for prospective BOs. I have not fully written this process out but here's a rough outline:
1. I will announce that I am accepting applications for new boards. All applicants will be directed to a specific email address where they will submit their answers to a few questions, such as:
  A. What would the focus of your board be?
  B. What would the rules be?
  C. How would you handle xyz hypothetical scenario? 
  D. There may be more questions, I still need to decide.
2. I would review and pick a handful (likely 3) of the best applications and talk a bit with the applicants directly to get them ready to launch their boards. Launches would likely be staggered by a day or two.
3. I would announce the new board prior to launch and give the new BO a dedicated thread on /meta/ to talk to you all directly. This is so the BO can answer questions/recruit vols.
4. The new board goes live and I will help the new BO manage it for x amount of time. Boards that get over a certain amount of activity will be encouraged to have at least 1 vol.

I reserve the right to deny any board for any reason, but I do not plan on turning boards away simply due lack of interest on my part. I think variety is important. The real purpose of this entire process is to prevent first come/first served situations like back on 8chan and to not have a list full of dead boards. It's experimental, so if something about this process isn't working I'm open to discussing it. If you would like to apply for the first batch of new boards then I encourage you to make a quick draft but hold on to it until I make an announcement. 

>How are you going to handle updating/fixing the site and downtime?
If the issue is not critical I will wait until slow hours to work on fixing anything. For anything that might cause noticeable downtime I will make an announcement at least a few hours ahead. Keep an eye on the news and /meta/. If it's urgent, I will make an announcement but it will be very short notice. I should look into making some kind of external display for them.

Feel free to ask any other questions/make suggestions in this thread, I will create another thread for identifying any bugs that may not have been caught in the testing period. This is my first time as an admin and I'd like to not fuck this up, so I'm counting on all of you to point out when something isn't working be it software or policy.
What kind of boards should be added to the webring?
A different version of some existing board with different rules?
Some new board that doesn't exist?
Maybe even a board that requires new features that the current imageboard engines don't support?
Let's see what you got.
Does /b/ has a board mascot/tan? If not, then does /b/ want to make one?
Change my clothes.
I fucked the last one so here you have an another one. Feel free to discuss about strategy games.
>be lower-class 13-year-old girl
>want latest iphone
>guy comes around
>offers you $2000 to sniff your feet
>accept his offer
>realize it's not as weird as you thought
>realize you just got $2000 for literally no work
>buy latest iphone
>tell the guy you're open to more foot worship
>make thousands of dollars off him
>buy all sorts of garbage teen girls like
>other girls in school get jealous
>effectively achieve rich girl status in school

In case you're wondering, yes, I would literally offer a 13-year-old girl $2000 to sniff her feet. The chance that I'd come across such an opportunity is very small, so I'd want to offer as much money as possible to maximize the possibility of her accepting my offer. I'd also want to minimize my chances of getting in trouble as much as possible, so I'd have to make sure she's not the type who hangs around responsible adults. Living in a single-mother household would give her bonus points, especially if the single mother has a low-IQ with a lack of conscientiousness and agreeableness, which is very common among single mothers, as should be evident by the fact that you need to be pretty dumb and careless to find yourself in such an easily-avoidable situation in the first place. A low-IQ would prevent her from being able to tell anything odd is going on in the first place (I know this from personal experience.), low-conscientiousness would make her too lazy to do any investigative work, even if she did notice something odd is going on, and low-agreeableness would simply make her not care about the health and safety of her daughter in the first place. With low enough agreeableness, even if she were fully aware of the fact that I'm paying her daughter to worship her feet, she likely wouldn't do anything about it, because I would be contributing a fair bit of income to the household, and because she wouldn't have to hear her daughter complain about not having nice things anymore.

I'm well aware that no teen girl is going to feel safe around an ugly adult, and that I need to keep up with my looks, unless I want to end up creeping out teen girls. Fortunately, I'm a young man who's about to turn 21, and I'm in the process of losing fat to make myself look handsome. I plan on becoming a buff muscle chad after becoming lean, which shouldn't take too long, since I'm already fairly built from years of strength training.

Of course, offering a teen girl money to sniff her feet would be really weird. I was actually successful back in early 2018 in getting a girl to let me worship her feet. At the time she was 20, and I was 17. I posted a bunch of ads in the Craigslist personals section (RIP) offering $60 for a for a "foot massage," indicating that I was the one who was going to give it, and sent a bunch of emails out to women who made posts on the Craigslist personals section, and I eventually got that girl to reply. She was absolutely beautiful, and she was also a beauty school student.

If I wanted to be successful in getting a 13-year-old girl to let me worship her feet, I'd have to first build up a relationship with her over some extended period of time, so she wouldn't view me as a threat, then make sure she doesn't hang around any adults who would raise an eyebrow, then make sure she wants to buy nice things she doesn't have enough money for, then make sure she's the type of girl who would be open to such a thing in the first place, and lastly, word my proposition in such a way and take things slowly as to avoid weirding her out. I would do it in a similar way to the way I did it on Craigslist. If I were to outright offer her money for foot worship, she'd become weirded out, but if I were to offer her money to massage her feet, she wouldn't be as weirded out, and I would just begin by massaging her feet for a few minutes before sniffing them, and after a few minutes of sniffing her feet, I'd ask her if it would be okay to lick her feet.

I also have a massive hand fetish, and I'd love to slobber over her hands. I'd have her sit next to me and place her palm over my face, moving it back and forth over my nose and lips. After a while, I'd stick my tongue out, and feel her hand pushing it back and forth. After a few minutes of worship, her hands would be covered in my saliva.

Back in 2011 to 2013, when I was eleven and twelve, I remember wanting to worship my friend's mom's dirty feet, and they were dirty. She was a short redhead with freckles, and her eyes were a little big. She always walked around without any shoes or socks on, so her soles were always black, and I remember staring at her feet as she would sit outside on a lawn chair in the concrete backyard walkway. All I could think about was getting on my knees to clean her feet.

I also remember showing up one time to the place my dad was painting at when I was eleven. The house belonged to a fit, hot, young, wealthy couple, and the woman left her dirty underwear out in the bathroom. I remember deeply sniffing it. I had a lot of fun, and I didn't expect to get so lucky. I didn't know how to masturbate until shortly before turning fifteen, so all I did was sniff and enjoy the smell like a true connoisseur.

When I was between the ages of 11 and 14, especially between the ages of 11 and 12, I would rub the feet of my friend's little sister and sniff my hand afterwards. Once when I was 12, I was watching a movie or watching my friend play a game or something while sitting on the floor at his place, and his sister was sitting on a one-person couch next to me. I began playing a game with her where I would tickle her feet, and she'd put her feet back behind the couch, and I'd continue tickling them. She was legitimately having a lot of fun, and my friend didn't see anything wrong with it. My friend's dad saw what I was doing, grabbed my hand, and took me outside to talk to me. He told me not to touch her, and that she's not old enough to be my girlfriend. When I got older, I realized he thought I was fingering her pussy. I say he's my friend's dad, and not the dad of her little sister, because the man was definitely a cuck, as, although my friend was clearly his offspring, my friend's little sister clearly wasn't. When I was 14, I got to rub her feet one last time, but this time, it was on her bed, and there was no one else at home. Had I not been nervous about the potential of her telling her parents what we did together, I would've offered her a proper foot massage, and even sniffed and licked her feet, trying to make it something funny for her.
What's worth playing this generation that isn't on PC? I've had the PS3 on my "maybe I'll get one years from now when they're dirt cheap" list ever since it came out and finally bought one since they finally are. But I only know of a few games to look forward to. If everyone seems to be calling this the last good console generation, surely it has plenty of good games, right?
What happened to Wizchan?
post them.
No share thread? Let's fix that.

READ ME BEFORE ASKING FOR ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT FUCK
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How to Contribute
Post ITT, make a pull request (git client or gitgud IDE) or raise an issue.
If you do not have you own gitgud.io account: tough shit because the public account is busted.

Before requesting first check THE GITGUDS YOU COLOSSAL COCKGUZZLER, THEY EXIST FOR A REASON
DEAD LINKS ARE CURRENTLY BEING PURGED
Anons have experienced shady shit with IGG (e.g. miners and extra files that served no purpose in terms of running the games) and they're from Vietnam

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We prefer danknet magnet links, not that garbage clearnet shit like bittorrents & IPFS.
Read a book or something if you want to catch up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_p2p#List_of_anonymous_P2P_networks_and_clients
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Anonymising_yourself
privacytools.io
thatoneprivacysite.net
Save EVERYTHING >>>/eternalarchive/

>Bypassing Mega's bandwith quota
MegaDownloader + github.com/dannyvoid/FNSRWR or mega-dl (megatools) and a proxy
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Guide to a Happy Share Thread

Leechers
1. Before requesting, search online and even use distributed search engines (e.g. InfraSearch, Opencola, YaCy, FAROO).
2. Look in CheckBeforePosting, the archives, and volafile.
3. If a password is required check the archives, especially the source thread if it's listed.
4. Be as specific as possible. If you have the cover art of the file you want, post it in both the share thread and in vola room.
5. Links to files will purposely be misleading by having spaces, lines, keys & passwords split in the post. This includes torrent hashes.
	a. If you see a string of characters (e.g. c12fe1c06bba254a9dc9f519b335aa7c1367a88a) with or without dashes, it is a magnet link.
	b. If your bittorrent is shit, prepend magnet:?xt=urn:btih: to the string.
	c. Find and Replace (sed/tr/awk) is your friend.

Uploaders
1. When in doubt, upload. Ask questions later.
2. Upload to at least 5 alternative sources and keep a local copy if space permits.
3. Use a URL shortener (spaced or split), base64 encryption, and/or paste relinks (e.g. zerobin.net) on file links to confuse bots.
4. Encrypt your uploads with a password, key, or generator. Rename the files something random, even their checksums. Maybe even pad files to the nearest GB or so to confuse bots.
5. If your connection is stable, it is extremely advisable to self host using anonymity tools like Freenet, I2P, Gnunet, distributed NNTP or MixMinion/Mixmaster.

Volafile volafile.org/r/vg
1. Before uploading a batch of miscellaneous files (e.g images and music), be sure they are unique enough to stand on their own and that you ask for the majority's consensus whether to upload the files individually.
2. Upload 5 files and then zip the rest if the dump is larger then 6-7 files. Music Albums exceeding 5 files are to be zipped.
3. When uploading .torrent, either add them to the a zip of the game or just don’t upload those misc files. Properly label files so that they can be identified without asking someone else.
4. For lewd stuff with filenames like RJ74765, either add a .txt linking to the contents on a website or just add the title to the .txt (e.g. "BIG BOOTY WOMEN SIT ON SHOTA FACE (RJ34734)").
5. You can filter files by file type (.txt, .rar, etc) or search the file list with the bar hidden by the filter files button.
	a. When in doubt, archive as a single [or split if too large], then upload.
This is the only board in any imageboard that I go to anymore.
is fun
I can't stop downing three of these fuckers a day.
I miss /roze/
Guess what? Crash "4": It's About Time just released on PC last month. And you know what that means. You can pirate it and mod it so you don't have to see the disgusting models made for the game. I'll probably try it out and see if despite the shit visuals they could make a decent platformer.
Besides that, tell me anon. Do you like the Crash games? What's your favorite one?
I still often play CTR because it's so fun.
Hopefully we can actually get a second one of these that doesn't get nuked before completion.

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