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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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Lovely to see this project is still going after all this time.
God bless you and your work.
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>>133941
Love the "passionate amateur" feel. Very down-to-earth. And you sure have a sense for comedic timing.
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that's really cool, could be a banner
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Hello gentlemen,

So after building the robowaifus and writing the script, I took a little detour to try some stuff out. The result are these shitposts shorts.
With this done I will now proceed with the requested production, of which I've grown really fond. Hopefully it will look cool and be released in a sensible timetable.

Thank you so much for the support, the observations and the nice words. God willing, may I honor such kindness.

>>323752
>War of the machines turns our to be the Government combat robots vs weaponized robowaifus.
I had already written the script before seeing your post,  you nailed this one.

>>>/v/305873
>>>/v/305888
See? Trips of truth.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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What am I allowed to draw and what am I socially-not allowed to draw beside stupid Facebook Frog and Shitty Feels Guy edit?
>I'm newfag here.
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>>330275
gay shit including futa on futa or futa on male, interracial
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>>330276
What else?
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>>330277
You can draw futa. No niggers though. Golden brown girls are okay.
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I hope this isn't gay shit. I want to draw more OCs but I got more lurking to do, and I think threads is going too fast for me to learn about history of ZZZchan and their likes and dislikes. 
I even want to make my own board here if possible but IDK how.

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Today marks six years of ZZZ! May there be many more and may today be especially fun for all.

This years cake is a simple affair, as I am moving for the second time in 3 months on monday. Sheetpan chocolate cake with a whipped cream frosting that I added some maple extract to. I'd say it worked pretty well considering I had to hand whisk everything.

The .onion is back up and I'll be making a new update thread on /meta/ in the next few days. Good things are coming but I've been quite busy.
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>>330447
And let lesser races breed while the good kin and creeds suffer slowly in this world? Sounds metaphysically flawed.
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>>330196 (OP) 
I RAFF and RAFF, yet still....

...I know Ur PAIN>>330196 (OP) 
Well fuck me. I should've checked first. Thought the Meshuggah thread was just a repost of all the files moved to the music thread. My apologies for being retarded and deleting it.
Halfchan is down for maintanance now. Almost perfect timing, since it happened a couple of days before this ib's birthday.
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Wow I missed this. Cheers to all the based game nights last year!

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>The game that distract the goyim on a level never seen before since covid
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>>331370
ok.
>>331367
Stop posting this zionist retard and his shitty opinions. Hopelesss zoomers
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why do we care about some top 3 youtuber or whatever ((( streaming platform ))), now?
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>>331547
Don't think anyone here cares about the human manifestation of reddit besides the idiot who posted him.

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Joyeuse would play Unteralterbach if it featured little boys in speedos.

Keep busy scrubbing the evidence away, loser.

addendum: OP is gay and loves cock
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>>331510
Those Power Rangers or something?
https://archive.ph/2VYdI Retard tried to rearchive the thread so that he would get the last word.
https://archive.ph/ggrBX I re-rearchived it.
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Soyniggers hate cunny because they're faggots
>>331312
that one's pretty preeem post more of her

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It seems we vanished from the internet.
All I see are grifty gen x podcasters, and an ocean of racially ambiguous Zoomer slime. Amazing, millennials are hated but no one can say why. Millennials are almost as broke as Gen Z despite being 15-20 years older, but we somehow became Baby Boomers. I guess this is a result of how utterly coonified and judaized Gen Z is? They are incapable of thinking? They smear shit on the walls and screech like apes at the nearest object, given their negrification? 
You have to get outside of American imageboards to see a internet culture like it used to be, and not just ZOGmerican imageboards. The entire American internet is turned into a nigger spic favela. It is so depressing compared to what we used to have. I can see it here too. Fuck you. Retard.
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>>331337
> you just watch and chuckle?
Yeah. Children are nigh indestructible. When I was a kid, I fell like 20 feet from a tree, hitting a branch on my way down. I was fine. Kids actually have more muscle proportionate to their body mass and their smaller frames + higher metabolism gives them superhuman strength in comparison to their size. 
Furthermore, children, especially boys, especially ADHD boys crave inclusion and the sense that they are helpful. Boys just want to do things, fix things, and show off how strong they are. If you wanted to really fuck up a boy, you'd shelter him.
Boys need the space to grow and a good father must be prepared to step back and let him succeed. 
>Isn't this where you tell him to "toughen up"
No. But you cannot fight his battles. You teach him to be strong on his own. 

>Are you too much of a cheapskate to pay a decent dojo
I am poor. My county is poor. The nearest Karate studio is literally in another state. Besides, most karate shops are fake. My father taught me to fence and to fight in a particular style. 
But the fact is that kids really need to learn just a few basics: Arms up, strike at the bully's nose or mouth, aim to strike many times instead of just once, and arms don't bend backwards. 
Boys gain confidence from knowing that they can defend themselves. Confidence is everything. I was already teaching him how to fence. Children deserve the full spectrum of combat training.

>It is extremely easy to take this sentence out of context and reinterpret it as some NAMBLA shit.
That's because you're fucked up by feminism. Don't you realize that it's weird how you think this way? Don't you think it's kind of odd how you think of sex whenever people are talking about children? That's not normal. You need to overcome this.
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>>331373
>especially ADHD boys
Isn't this where you go off on a tangential rant about ADHD being overdiagnosed and kids getting their brains fucked up from being forcefed methylphenidate?
>Besides, most karate shops are fake.
One, karate isn't the only eastern martial art.
Two, karate is infested with the most fake mcdojos out of any eastern martial art. Kyokushin is what you want, if you must do karate at all.
Beware that head punches are not allowed in Kyokushin, with the justification that the head "cannot be conditioned" in the same way that karateka condition their forearms. You can't react to what you don't train for, and people are mostly going to go for the head.
On the other hand, it means you don't get brain damaged like boxers do.
>My father taught me to fence
Not Olympic fencing (foil, sabre, epee), i hope? That's all a bunch of gay shit thanks to the priority rules.
>Boys gain confidence from knowing that they can defend themselves. Confidence is everything.
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>Children deserve the full spectrum of combat training.
So where's grappling then?
>It is feminism that pushes the idea that fathers are absent in their children's lives.
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>>331530
That's why I don't feel like wasting money on that. I'd rather spend it on organic food. Going for the nose is effective because that always ends fights with kids. It's also about the only thing a kid can punch that will cause pain. 
I was taught a form of HEMA and I've improved by studying more forms and applying them with friends. I even made wooden swords. I have padded foam ones but using "real" wooden swords teaches restraint and discipline. My style of fencing is heavily weighted towards closing distance and grappling.
This video is pretty much what I do
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Most real duels were over in seconds after an initial period of shifting stances and feints. 

>where's grappling then?
Odd, since I never mentioned it before. But that is where the arms not bending backwards comes in. It takes bravery and commitment to close distance with an opponent or a bully. Armed with a little knowledge, it's very easy to grab hold of an extended limb and put them painful joint lock.

I am genuinely sorry about how you were raised. I know many children whose fathers are absent or abusive. You're not alone. I've shed real tears over the way some children are treated. 
The only solution is to talk about it and shame drunken pieces of shit like tha
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>>331533
I assume you meant to respond to >>331374
That's what you did in your deleted post, anyway.
>Going for the nose is effective because that always ends fights with kids.
Strikes toward the face is, in a way, the most expected strike, and thus sort of the strike that one can be expected to reasonably try to defend oneself against? I'm not sure what I am saying here.
Sucker punches can't really be defended against. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqr_FtlJEcg Freddie Starr, high off his ass on cocaine, launched a sort of sucker-punch jab at Muhammad Ali, of all fucking people, and managed to startle him.
>I was taught a form of HEMA
I suppose I shouldn't have to tell you that it might be better for one to start with unarmed combat before moving on to armed combat.
>it's very easy to grab hold of an extended limb and put them painful joint lock.
Please tell me you think Aikido is dumb.
>I am genuinely sorry about how you were raised.
I suppose that's nice to hear, but it doesn't really fix things. Expecting that from you or anyone else is too much, obviously.
>The only solution is to talk about it and shame drunken pieces of shit like that.
That retard doesn't understand shame. He's an unfixable narcissist who believes himself to constantly be in the right and everyone else to be wrong. One of those retards who think I owe him everything because he changed my diapers.
>Women can be really terrible
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>>331536
>the most expected strike
Bro, we're talking about 3rd grader children. 
Children fight in a particular way. Heads are pretty strong too. I know from experience.
>it might be better for one to start with unarmed combat before moving on to armed combat.
He likes swords. Swords are cool. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actually, there's more to it than that. Ever tried sparring with a 5 year old? It's difficult to teach things not because they are stupid but because they are very small with little arms. Ironically, it is easier to teach advanced HEMA to a 5 year old than unarmed combat to a 7 year old.

>it doesn't really fix things. 
You're right. Nothing can fix the past. But you can take control of your future. Your experiences are terrible, but they make you important because you have a perspective that gave you a unique appreciation for what it is like to be the underdog. You were once vulnerable and powerless, and it likely makes you sad and angry today. You likely can understand people in similar situations far better than someone who came from a pampered household. 
There are people out there who need someone who understands what it is like to live life dependent upon the person who is your greatest danger.

>He's sober, but he's still complete filth in my eyes
He is.
He hates himself, you know. That's why they do it. That doesn't mean you should pity him. Your father had a sacred duty to you and he betrayed you. He is an utter failure and I'll bet you that his own father beat and humiliated him too. Your father likely had a first person experience of what he put his own son through yet he learned nothing. He is a moron. But you are not. Look at you. You are crystal aware of the depth of his treason and you even tried to kill him but likely didn't commit because even after all he did, you still are designed by nature to love your failure father.
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I like 2hus. With a bit of garlic.
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I like 2hus.
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What is a 2hu? A miserable hell of bullets.
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lungs filling up with vampire feet air

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What cartoons did you usually watch on TV? I feel nostalgic watching cartoon network 90s shows
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>>331388 (OP) 
>second season of the english dub of the Jim Button cartoon is basically lost media
Feels bad man. Nobody seems to remember it either, and Germans probably think its a shitty adaptation anyway.
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Posting only the weird ones. Funny enough some friends and family still quote something from old cartoons still today.

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This is the most Indian thing I have ever seen in my life.
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<n-n-no... *sniffle* u...
Instant butthurt, just add OP
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>>331416
>seethes so hard he thinks not giving a (you) is a win
Seethe collected
>>331410
Apparently pajeets think being close to extreme death and danger is somehow manly. Even if it means it actually can kill them easily like streetshitter pointing a gun right at his heart in OP.
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>>331401 (OP) 
Holy shit it's this guy
>>331444
That's why people should start to listen to the elders again, just like old times.
Some old people are crazy nowadays but most of survived, and it was not by stupid playing with death.
If you want to do something do at least something cool and that you have more chances to repeat like parkour on high places, skateboarding between cars, skydiving out of a window...

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If you can't post the audio here you could have at least wrote the song names.
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Added EXIF data.

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System of a Down - She's Like Heroin

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