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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>133939 (OP) 
this message won't arive
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>>327985
ooopppps, I didn't knew I am richable. pardon
>>133941
every average monday. classics
>>133952
me before going to search for a job
>>133939 (OP) 
finally, internet can provide a good content. I was waiting for it for 97 years and even more

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em
>>320257
is it you?

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https://cytu.be/r/streamzzz

Movies, music, videos, audiobooks.
Dates of scheduled showings will be posted in UTC and military time.
Playlist is open, click the plus button on the media bar beneath the embedment.
Showings are not beholden to forewarning.
Content will usually be linked afterwards depending on ease of availability when streamed for absentees and scavengers.

First thread ⊕: 2024-10-15, 00:37:40, #221257
First thread ⊖: 2025-10-06, 21:05:37, #288323
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Bringing Out the Dead
Tonight in 5 hours
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Someone come get their fucking uncle, he's in the channel asking if you've seen where his brown bunny went.
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I'm going to be gone for most of the week so you're free to use the channel at your leisure. I'd prefer if you post the links or names of movies, series, albums, etc. if you stream any.
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>>328198
As our illustrious and beloved host has deigned to leave us temporarily, no doubt a necessary retreat to recharge his vril energies, that leaves none to protect the stream from my unholy and infinite malice. Thus, the Madoka marathon begins in 3 hours

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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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>no hat / hair accessory
can you even call them 2hus?
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>>328222
one has horns

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>lindsey graham died before i got the chance to have gay sex with him
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>>328218 (OP) 
he died after pride month too.
sad...
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>tfw you will never tenderly suckle each of his "lady bugs" with your lips and nuzzle your nose against them cutely then frotting against them with your penis for your pleasure
>they clicked on news feeds
>now they're gay

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It was weird that the internet became infatuated with aphantasia? What could you use that data for?
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>>328146
educating =/= marketing 
>>328134
>a [post number]- kun
>a kun
>a coon
AY!
>>328194
I read it on wikipedia when researching lots of things in my 20s and are now nearly 40. The article was shoah'd long ago. It has to do with herpesviridae, children get various herpes simplex varients 90+ percent of the time. 

The current Roseola article says nothing about night terrors nor lesions so either it's shoah'd or that wasn't it, but that effects tons. The one I remember was spread in schools, not a 3 year old's virus but a k-12 thing that only effected populations with density issues. 
>look at Roseola again
>"Complications may include febrile seizures"
Not suspecious at all. I'm sure this has nothing to do with brain problemz. 
>febrile seizures
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>>328194
tl;dr: just click the links and ignore my drunkenly done blog post that I did in real time whilst jewlgling for you 

hhv-6 etc
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>>328108
>It's right up there with thinking half the population having no internal dialog is normal. One thing we could use it for is finding out how many are like that and why.
Everybody who would be worrying about something like this is just going to have a smug reddit oneliner about it.
>haha this is how everyone else is dumb but me
If you're ever wondering why those bugman comments are everywhere, by the way, it's exactly to limit critical thought towards facts like those.
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>>328206
>i spent my 20s researching things nobody cares about that don't exist that were then covered up by kikes (people of my race)
>now i'm bald
no surprises there, ˡⁱ'ˡ ʷʰᵉᵉˡᵉʳ

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I understand why this movie was made and I don't think the creator was wrong for it. It was a protestation of political correctitude and I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel), but it's actively hostile to the very idea of it. It's not a special film in terms of quality and plays out like a deranged Discord fantasy, but that is the point and I commend it for attacking the niggercattle status quo in that way.
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>>316391
Also I wanna hear more about the degenerate pedo slut that gave awesome prostate rubs.
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>>317269
I'm pretty sure that SPEED GRAPHER was made to appeal to edgyfags already. Not to westerner edgyfags though.
>>317270
pedobitches are the best fucks actually. also women have no moral compass so you'd be surprised how many whores have those kinds of fantasies.
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>>316232 (OP) 
I thought Serbian Film was fine, felt to me like they had the ending in mind and then they worked backwards from their to come up with the plot, and added the baby and killing the prostitute to flesh it out. 
>I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. 
I don't think that's true, I think they legitimately tried to make a good movie and the shocking parts were part of the effect. But there are characters, a plot, serviceable acting, etc. 

>It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel),
Lumping those 3 together in that generalization doesn't make sense to me. 
>Human Centipede
It's kind of terrifying in a different way. Not because of the depravity (you're not really asked to question the motives of the creator) or the explicitness of it (maybe the viscerally grossest part is the pus coming out of the infected cheek). But it really leans into the psychological elements of being stuck in that situation. 
>Hostel 
I think it's a worthy film in the relatively niche line of 'elites need to do something depraved in order to feel alive' movies. After Salo and American Psycho but before Serbian Film. 
>Martyrs
Self harm is it's own kind terrifying that's more triggering for people who have been around it I think. But regardless I honestly think it's one of the best horror movies ever made, certainly among those that take themselves seriously. The pivot when the main character gets captured was a total shift but it was very well executed and the ending was fantastic IMO. 
But anyways my point is I think each of those movies set out to do something different and were all fine in their own right. I don't think the goal of any of those movies was just to make the edgiest, darkest movie and they failed to do it as well as Serbian Film. 

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СРБИЈА!!!

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You now, two decades ago I actually listened to what this guy said. Pretty fucked up.
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>>328209
>be born in 1989
>somehow went through two decades of online posting without having ever heard of one of the biggest GG kikes this side of Adam Sessler
next you're going to say you never heard of Adam Sessler.
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>>328211
Did he play in Water Boy?  I liked 50 first dates.
>>328209
dad go to church
>>328211
whO?
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>>328214
>filename
>image
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be creepy?

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Post more soundless webms you found on 4ddit while asking inane question that don't deserve their own thread like the dipshit tourist faggot you are.
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This is now a BURDENMAXING thread.
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
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>>328193
But the sportsball thread is so much better, amiright? If only retards didn't bitch at Joyuse for merging threads things could have been better. 
>>328190 (OP) 
Buy and resell to further the collapse of capitalisms. Once these capitals are gone we can finally evolve past this Roman Empire tier  slavery bullshit, except it's worse as we have ((( xtian ))) ethics to make life less fun due to fake and gey ethics.
>>328195
Nice facebook frogs, but I do concur, obviously. 
>honest
>reselling
Anon, I...
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>>328201
>Anon, I...
It's a copypasta. I don't really know what the fuck goes on in it.
>>328190 (OP) 
The interesting question is: What can we do as individuals to bring about the economic and cultural recovery?

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I'm losing it. But seriously though, not like "please give me attention I'm so unique and crazy XD", I'm legitimately losing my mind. Loneliness is crushing my soul. I don't know what to do, every single moment I'm just trying to find a way not to be reminded of the notion of being completely unwanted by everyone. Yesterday I broke down three times, and twice again today since I woke up. Where did I go wrong? Why must I endure this alone? Have I not suffered enough already? I have no motivation to do anything. I wish there was a "skip to next chapter" button in real life so that I could just avoid this, even if it meant losing 10 years of my life, after all, the past 3-4 years of my life have been nothing but complete stillness and trying to cope with my situation. Now I don't even have the strength to do that. Everything bores me, even the things I like I can't do for more than a few minutes. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second is just being painfully aware that I'm alone in this. I think I need help, but I also think there's no one who can help me but myself because everyone, and I mean everyone, has turned their backs on me. I feel defeated, a person can't carry all this pain, it's overwhelming and it's drained me of all my energy.
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Ever since I last posted I had some time to reflect and I think I've come up with a bit of an anticlimactic yet somewhat cathartic "answer" to a question that I never really asked myself. I've been thinking a lot about the circles I've hung around, and all the so called "friends" I've had over the years and how they all, without exceptions, behaved the same way towards me. How I've experienced the same feelings of abandonment and rejection from all, time and time again. And I think I finally got it. Or rather, I'd already figured out part of it before, I just never really realized it in full.

The answer to "why am I alone even when I know a bunch of people, why does nobody seem to give a shit at all?" probably lies in the fact I'm largely incompatible with 100% of the people I surrounded myself with. Maybe I just happened to meet and befriend a bunch of detached autists with extremely low emotional intelligence or whatever the trendy term is for being a nigger with interpersonal relationships. And just so we're clear, I don't claim to be some kind of social butterfly super extroverted type, but both god and I know I really tried my best and with genuine intent and effort, but with questionable results, if any.

And that's likely the whole story. Again, to know that maybe, in a vacuum, there isn't anything inherently wrong with me or with my friends is reassuring in a way, but still disappointing. It's like you've been tending to this field with love and care for years, p
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>>328165
relatable, I think I smell not like unhygienic, but my flora is different, different diseases different infections different vaccines, and different foods.
I would be interested in studies on armpit stank and cheetos even anecdotal. I avoid artificial cheese when i can.
inb4 i rubbed cheetos on my armpits and it did not help 3/10 deodorant.
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wrong pic.
>>328165
I hope that you're able to connect with better people. Good luck, anon.
>>328165
I was learning about manners, etiquette, etc and I realized that the whole "good manners" concept was designed because people had a hard time dealing with each other and it created a system that allowed people to enjoy each others company. 

Being good humored, patient, cheery, and putting the other person first is truly a great system for getting the best out of others and making them more enjoyable.

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