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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>133941
every average monday. classics
>>133952
me before going to search for a job
>>133939 (OP) 
finally, internet can provide a good content. I was waiting for it for 97 years and even more
Lovely to see this project is still going after all this time.
God bless you and your work.
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>>133941
Love the "passionate amateur" feel. Very down-to-earth. And you sure have a sense for comedic timing.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em
>>320257
is it you?
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>>327855
No, it's moo.

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あかあかと
日はつれなくも
秋の風
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>>329695
Are you fucking gay?
>>329683
You're a whipped coward.
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Have you ever noticed that it seems anyone who appears on television (or new analogues thereof) turns generic, ugly even? Yes, I have avoided coverage all of my life, which caused me to stay preem. Even CCTV and door cams (there are ways to circumvent them).
Sorry, it's 03:00 and I am drunk and jet lagged.

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Should Serbia be bombed again?

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>why did Microsoft die?!!? Must be the micro transactions!
gooners BTFO
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>>329668
>gets fired

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For all ethanol purposes.

And an opening question:
If it takes $200 whiskey or $50 rum to be as smooth as $5 vodka, what is the point in having inferior distillation and filtration techniques? I mean, aside from aged Hibiki jokes.
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>>321534
> because alcohol tastes like shit
Well, it is after all actual yeast shit.
It doesn't have to taste bad though.
Mead can be pretty damn good, or it can be "Doggy"
I've brewed my own beers before, and they were really good. I hope to do it again on a regular basis soon.
I may even try my hand at distilling.
One of the other things that bothers me a lot about most all of the Alco-pops, seltzers and shit like fruit spiked cans is that there's some fucky loophole where they don't have to list the ingredients.
Particularly bad since you can't ever know if they contain geno-toxins like sucralose.
Talk about a way to fuck up your guts for the rest of your life at 24...
Fuck that shit!
Why is this even allowed??
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This is probably a little early..
But just thought I'd mention that barring more VeePeeEnn fuckery that's been going on lately,(at large, not here,) I'll be posting a BAR's OPEN! What'll ya have? thread tonight ~ 10EST.

Hope to see ya there.
It'll be like a random thoughts thread, but I'll be serving drinks as fast as you request 'em.
Just for fun, Kots encouraged, "Alcoholic beverages NOT required.

NO AI slop would be appreciated, it tends to make the patrons 
>VOMIT
Bring you favorite drink recipes as well, or feel free to ask "How do I make a..."
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>>321533
ya
ya
ya
they push me inside out
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>>321850
sure brah..
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ZZZChan is going to be six years old in a week from now, so I wanted to prepare a nice montage of sorts. 
Post everything zzzchan related that you feel should go into it: Caps, OC, admin doxx, whatever.
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>>329646
Slice of life is boring to you I imagine. Excel Saga is like the Southpark of anime.
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where did that guy sperging out go i finally found the vid i was gona reply to him with. did he delete his post after realizing its embarrasing or the mod did to prevent him from kysing or just mod autism in general
i hate this fucking place. remove post deletion abilities. this isnt reddit. dont delete any fucking post unless its ilegal. why do you have a name field if you get banned for it.
>cus 4chan did 
you try to imitate 4chan but the fags here are like weak pathetic versions of original /b/tards (woh were already bottom of the barrel to begin with)

to the sperg:
>you cant speak english (or something to that effect (classic ib sperg arguing point))
then how did you answer every line i wrote in a way that implies youve understood them?
why are you upset and writing in caps? you sound like this sperg in this video can you give us a voice reply and record it
>>329563
>nichijou take
oh so you have autism and cannot handle unplanned changes. granted we already knew that of how closely you hold your "non-zoomer" status to your chest
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>>329701
>oh so you have autism and cannot handle unplanned changes
Oh so you're a brainrotted TikTok ADHD zoomer who needs keys constantly jingling in his face and thinks things remaining the same for 5 minutes is stagnation and wants change for changes sake and fixes things that aren't broken in the first place.
And we definitely knew that.
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>>329702
<needs keys constantly jingling in his face
I keep seeing this phrase pop up alongside of 100% certain nigger speech. I don't know the history of this phrase nor have any desire to research it, as my gut says it's actual gen alpha mixed-race mutt talk. Can anyone confirm? Even funnier that this anon is using it, while decrying zoomers.

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>kavinsky tot at 51
wtf
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>>329481 (OP) 
>its real
just...
What did he do?
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>>329483
die
>>329483
They're saying it was a stroke. Dude partied hard, from what in told.

https://pitchfork.com/story/kavinsky-dies-at-50/

F

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It pisses me off how iberians colonised over 80% of the Americas only to fill it with mutts and niggers. They left nothing for other Europeans to colonise, in which they would have build and benefit from these lands better than these Spaniards or Portuguese did. Fuck them greedy arab rape babies.
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>>329577 (OP) 
You could say the same thing to the anglos, is the US and canada in any way better?
total anglo-jewish death
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>>329669
Total jew, nigger, brown, pajeet death
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>>329688
he already said that >>329669 though
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>>329577 (OP) 
Blame England. Im dead serious.

The Spanish were trying their damnedest to launch a comprehensive, un-fucking, Evropa-saving crusade through the Mideast, but the Brits kept sperging out, antagonizing Spain, funding and harboring ((( Dutch rebels ))), and trying to seize northern Europe and the Americas; Philip literally couldn't afford to leave such a naked threat to his back. Spain had to divert their Arab-specializibg land/sea task force to try and pacify the uppity faggots and ended up losing an invasion they never should have had to make. Afterwards, the only real move they had was to consolidate as much resource from the New World as they could and you know the rest.

Just imagine how the world would look if the Arab Spring bullshit was quashed 400 years ago. That's right, Sureños! You could have been MORE WHITE and MORE DIVERSE WHITES if not for Jolly Ol' Fuckin' England!

Rule Britannia! Britannia Shits the Bed!

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>Belgrade, Serbia becomes the 170th city and 33rd country to play host to a UFC event as UFC Fight Night: Medić vs Rodriguez touches down at Belgrade Arena on Saturday with a 14-fight card loaded with local talents and headlined by an all-action welterweight affair between streaking Serbian Uroš Medić and returning American veteran Daniel Rodriguez.

>First-time international events are always electric, and this one should be no different as the fight card features a compelling mix of bouts with divisional significance and serious questions hovering over them and some sure-fire bangers that will set the Octagon alight.
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Card: on the pic

>Countdown to SummerSlam Saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arWNeWkC3qM

>SummerSlam Saturday Post-Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oc149UQqQ8

>A look back to a controversial SummerSlam 2011
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>wrassling
Why the fuck do north americans still watch this retarded fake crap?

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