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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>321712
>If anyone has any idea for a short now is your chance.
<"Anons are being attacked by all the jew-controlled forces in the world, then suddenly robowaifus come through and save everyone from them."
The end.
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>>322032
Very well, it shall be done, God willing.
>>321712
I was expecting a Meiling joke
>>322032
Males who couldn't get females buy robowaifus.
Robowaifus are better than human females.
Males who could get human females develop a preference for robowaifus instead (because they are just that much better).
Human females are butthurt (except the lesbians, who are also buying robowaifus of their own).
The government is also butthurt because new babies are not being born.
Government and human females that want human males try to make robowaifus illegal and take them away from their masters.
Masters reprogram robowaifus to help them fight to remain with them, modifying them to become combat capable.
War of the machines turns our to be the Government combat robots vs weaponized robowaifus.
>Kikes make aryan ubermench golem enforcers by IVF.
>You have to be a good goy to be allowed to buy a robowaifu with your CBDG.
<You can't wake up. This isn't a nightmare.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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Not there. Maybe your brain is fried or something.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em

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I'm bored and tired what do I do
Facedox.
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>>325985
hmm... nyo
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>>325986
Darn it.

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What does the symbol in the circle mean, /b/?
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it is advisable to levitate a brick over a child doing the macarena
Beware of getting punched in the dick while holding the battery.
Jump ball, ya little BITCH! C'mon reach for it, candyass!
If your child develops telekinesis, gaslight him by holding your hand under the object and going, "wOoOoO!"
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As a child I wanted a pet brick. I thought they were magic. Mario, the way they held up giant structures, clearly as magical as a battery but they last way longer. The bricks I 
 have walked over are like a hundred years old. Yes, I have lived in a town with brick roads. Often they had names in them. Does your battery have a name in it? Brand names don't count nor does the nation's name. The blocks immortalized living and breathing human beings and Mario even saves little beings from the bricks. The circle represents the Earth and it's people forcing maturity via a parent's scolding unto it's innocents. At one point I was even told I could only play video games for 2 hours a day. I would not be able to read if it were not for video games, namely Pokemon Red, of which had one of those batteries inside of it except 
 it was thicker. It saved lives too, my pokemon's lives. "Time to hit the bricks child, no more video games for you!" And yet I'm not allowed to stack bricks like I wanted to as the buildings are already built. No one uses bricks anymore. It's sad that they took that away.

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Is he right?
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>>325967
>wheelsfag is some soycuck beaner boy from blacked.gov
Not even surprised, but LMAO
>Joyeuse having yet another boogeyman-triggered meltdown because it's over for him and for the webring as a whole
L M A O
>blackedchan nigger outed itself this quickly
LOL LOL LOL LMAO LOL
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Acid the nigger porn cuckold buys cuckchan ads
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>>325980
yeah I really don't care, if you stop talking about him he might as well not exist as far as I'm concerned

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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I'd like to stop being.
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I like 2hus.

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How the fuck do you not go insane? Not a NEET btw
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>>325928
Nah, my dad was only in my life for two years when I was teenager before his crazy bitch gf that he was going to leave murdered him by putting fent in his food
>>325924
tried reading this shit ngl wild wheels take your meds indeed bud. it went downhill at sentence #1 or #2
opium? is this 2nd century china?
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>>325850
nice one, pedowheels
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>>325965
opiate =/= opium 

Typing out opioids is only slightly more acurate and in fact in this case confusing as the DEA is targetting the flowers being made, the opium flower, not fent, so if fendt is an opioid they don't care if you fucken die so actually I was right the first time as opioid includes everything and the actual ban is opiate and not opioid in terms of their limiting our production. 

Also, your bf is not real, ironically 
 go get on a dopamine blocker. You have schizophrenia.
>>325966
You'e pedowheels and I was just correcting the record since you are a retard who barely comprehends English.

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 4 men... Then it exploded
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dad, go to church
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>dad, go to church
>>314306
There is no need to put yourself down like this.
>>314052
>netanyahu
thank you for putting politics into everything
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>>325915
You're welcome.

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夏草や
兵どもが
夢の跡
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Men and machine will become one, there will be no violent attrition with or quiet extinction, it will be a marriage between the two entities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlv6sDFoljg
FOR FUCKS SAKE
WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS?
THESE BITCH ASSES COULD HAVE DONE LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE AND THEY JUST MAKE MORE HIGURASHI SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE THERE TOTALLY WASNT AN ANIME ABOUT IT FIVE-SIX YEARS AGO OR ANYTHING
UMINEGRO ANSWER ARCS
HIGANBANA
FUCKING CICONIA PART 2
ANYTHING ELSE
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>>325814
tahtd b awsum we cud cach evry peod just by snapin a fingr
thatd*
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4got avvy

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piece of fucking shit
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>>325720
Eat my balls. Project Reality, the Galactic Conquest sequel, and other mods were the reason to play BF2. I was not saying that just to be contrary.
>>325725
It has women and no strict class restrictions
>>325725
>1 in A tier
u havin a laugh m8?
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>>325811
Personally, I would have BF1 and BF2142 switch places on that list.
Aside from that, I agree with most of it.
>>325725
those boomer prequels look lit ngl i'mma have to try them sometime

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