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I've migrated and fixed a bunch of shit along the way, but if anything is broken please use this thread to report it. I've locked the previous thread to focus new issues here.

Two known issues:
- Favicon didn't fly so good
- Need to set up a new tor socks5 proxy for webring

Both of these will be fixed shortly.
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>>5664
Yes
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>>5665
That's too bad, I saw you got it back up and then it died again.
Did the onion die from a fuckup or was it deliberately brought down due to ((( spam )))?
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>>5708
It was brought down on purpose because someone was throwing a tantrum and manually spamming through it.
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>>5709
Is there no way to institute an automatic timeout instead of closing it altogether? As in, issue a 10 minute cooldown on onion posting when a certain amount of messages are posted in rapid succession?

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EDIT 9/17: APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOREVER. FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT ONE AT ANY TIME.
I will leave the rest of the post intact, please ignore the special stipulations.

Hello and welcome to the fist round of BO applications for zzzchan. I will outline the application process below, along with some special stipulations for this first round.

To apply for a board, you must submit your answers to the following questions: 

1. What will the focus of your board be?
2. What will the rules be?
3. How would you handle the following hypothetical scenarios:
    A. A user who is only breaking the rules of your board has a substantial post history that is perfectly fine up until the single instance you are reviewing. What do you do?
    B. A spammer posts CP. What do you do?
    C. A spammer has slid your catalog and all unpinned threads are gone. What do you do?
4. What time range(s) would you normally be able to keep an eye on the board?
5. If your board becomes active enough, do you agree to look for one or more vol(s) to help you? Do you know anyone already?
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>>5391
>I don't know what is mentally wrong with you
<t. gotta edit /homu/ description 5 more times before midnight im sane
>Nobody seems to use the webring plugin
Then leave.
>If you think this is meant to be some advertising ploy, that's (partly) what /mtv/ is for and that has gotten zero interest so far despite direct advertisement
Because your model of doing shit sucks in that regard, plus trying to epicly pwn the hated mod epic-style here isn't going to suddenly garner you support for your glorified clown chatroom message board slash dcord hidey hole for when accusations get hot. Nigger.
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>>5392
>gotta edit /homu/ description 5 more times before midnight im sane
We deleted our board after every ~3k posts on our old site and changed things up next time, that's a cultural legacy.
>Then leave
You're not tenicu or sturgeon.
>plus trying to epicly pwn the hated mod epic-style
I'm trying to have a discussion about whatever your problem with me/my site is and I don't think you need any help to make your reputation worse.
>for when accusations get hot
You haven't even made a specific accusation, let alone backed one up with evidence. I'm totally confused here.
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>>5393
>We deleted our board after every ~3k posts on our old site and changed things up next time, that's a cultural legacy
You're basically what other posters complained about regarding a board starting with D, but on steroids.
>You're not tenicu or sturgeon
And you're not them either, you upstart nigger. Fuck off back to Somalia. You act like a fucking oversocialized niggertranny every day of the year. Your board reeks of putrid Indian shit.
>You haven't even made a specific accusation, let alone backed one up with evidence. I'm totally confused here
<durrr hurr im jewish i have no clue what you mean hurr durr
Of course you don't. You delete or prune threads all the time, yadda yadda, kill yourself kike. Freakish tranny asshole.
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>>5394
This feels like dealing with a dollar store version of imkampfy. Hope you get medicated soon, good night.
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>>5395
<no U
<reference universally hated retard from infinity
Sounds like you are a tryhard tranny still. Go fuck yourself.

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This is a long overdue state of the site address. ZZZ has been languishing for a while now and as its admin I can only take responsibility for this and work to address/reverse it. I will not be making excuses, I can only offer this and future changes as a mea culpa. 


With that said, here is the plan for changes going forward. All feedback and suggestions are welcomed, I just ask that you stay on topic and keep the shitposting light and tasteful. 


Site Maintenance

- I will be updating jschan this Sunday evening and I will be performing monthly updates going forward. I will look into properly automating this but you'll have to excuse my paranoia when I've had debian fucking brick itself updating because I tried to install a more recent version of ffmpeg. Consider this the initial shit test for the rest of the plan.
-I'll be paying more attention to /meta/ in general, specifically bug reports. The current bug thread will be edited with a guide on submitting a helpful bug request.
-I'll be fixing the text errors across the site as well.
- I have a WIP custom docker image for jschan that I have picked back up, this will ease automation of updates and other management tasks once complete. Current progress is around 80%. This would also speed up a full redeployment if needed as it would handle redis etc.
- All recent (last ~6 months+) hiccups in site performance have been downstream of the proxy hosting provider (although some were due to massive attacks on major infrastructure). I use this provider because they explicitly state that they do not care about cartoons in their TOS. If anyone is aware of any provider with a similar policy (and preferably accepts monero) please let me know so I can set up a proper failover.

If I can brag about one thing, ZZZ has always had a robust backup system. All site data and configs for all parts of the infrastructure have encrypted backups. It has always been the case that if all ZZZ servers were to vanish overnight I could rebuild the site within 24 hours (would mainly be waiting on upload to the new server). 
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>>5435 (OP) 
To any mods and the BO, out of curiosity, could a theoretical global ping web-ring system for the CSAM cartel that spams the alt-boards be established? How I imagine it'd work is that any positives deleted or flagged by a mod or elevated janny pings the other IBs, leading to either a pool of blocked hashes and/or a simple warning that they'll likely to be hit within 24 hours.

I've observed the CSAM cartel hastily hits up IBs in a sequence, seeing the same spammers post on at least three separate IBs all in close succession and sequence.
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>>5776
https://xj9k.bot.nu/about
>>5743
I meant putting a bunch of inane steps in the way to frustrate and drive off users. If you're banned, you can fuck off and do something else, it's not like anyone here isn't aware of alternative IBs. Random timers and limitations over extended periods are designed to make people jump through hhoops; you're punishing them not for what content was posted, but dor coming here to post it at that point.

>>5775
It wasn't until recently that I realized most farmshits are women. Itse no wonder Muhammud bin-Rapeocide puts them in trash bags and won't let them operate anything more complex than a toaster. Bloody hell..
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>>5778
Islam is the worst thing ever while also being based and truthful.... Truly the right-winger is a unique specimen, turns out the counter-jihad 911 brainrot worked. Inb4 nerdemoji muh nuance seethepost.
What to expect from you inc€l moids? So pathetic, so queer. Your kind is better off buggering each other and dying by AIDS, spare the noble White woman from your trash genes.

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This thread is for handling boards from other sites that wish to migrate here/have been orphaned if public thread creation is locked on /meta/. If public thread creation is open you are free to make a dedicated thread here, otherwise I will make one for you.

The rules for migration are : 
- All Migrating/orphaned boards will be considered outside of the application cycle and should contact me at the same email address listed below.
- I will require proof that you are/were the BO/mod of the original board, or that the moderation team for the board in question has fallen apart.
- You must agree to follow all global rules for this site.
- You must agree to actively moderate the new board.
- If accepted, you must notify anons on the old board if it still exists. I do not mind If zzzchan is used as a bunker, the new board will be unlisted in this type of scenario and will not be announced until ready.

Feel free to ping me at [email protected] in case of a happening. I'll come right here.
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>>4620
Apparently the guy is moving to Trashchan.
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>>4622
https://trashchan.xyz/icup/index.html
If you want to talk to the guy
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Hey Sturg, I'm getting no response from the site's server when connecting from an Argentinian IP, I have to use a vpn to enter the site. What is up with that?
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>>4932
Been unable to connect from Finland for a few weeks as well.
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>>4932
>>4940
What are you seeing, exactly? If possible press F12 and go to the console tab to check errors. Can you ping the site via command line at all?

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Hello and welcome to zzzchan! I will be using this thread to explain how this site is set up and answer the initial wave of questions. Thread creation on /meta/ will be locked initially, I will explain how this will be handled going forward below.

Now, to answer some initial questions:

>Who the fuck are you? Who are the other mods?
I am sturgeon, I was a mod back on fat/v/ and later z/v/. fat/v/ was my first role as a moderator in any capacity. I'm happy to say that Pasta and seagull have also stuck around and will be managing /v/. r9k's BO will also be back.

>Nice namefagging
I intend to only use my name & role tag when posting something relevant to my role or the site. 

>Why have you set this up?
Because zchan was doing fairly well before the admin pulled the plug without warning. I'd been considering making my own IB since fat died but once zchan went down I decided I had to make the effort. 

>Will you abandon this after x amount of time?
I've gone through the effort of setting all this up after losing 2 previous boards. I'm doing this because I want it to, and I plan to keep this place running as long as I can. 
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A very warm thanks on this special day to Sturgeon, all the mods, board owners and anons who post, moderate, host and administrated this wonderful site. To me this place is very dear and I love being here. Without further ado.

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear zzzchan!
Happy Birthday to you!

zzzchan turns 5 years old today, and it’s all thanks to the people mentioned above, that includes (you). 
Thank you for delivering 5 years ago.
Will you please go to global settings, click the "Files & Thumbnails", and where it says "Other Mime Types" enter "audio/prs.sid"
I tire of all these years where C64 audio files cannot be uploaded. That is all you have to do. Please, Sturgeon, be so kind as to allow for this.
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Sturg are you going to say anything regarding joyeuse's recent escapade over on /v/?
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>>5378
Cry about it bitch.

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This is just a test for Viability of a RPG thread and for multi-faceted Roll posts in /b/ or /rpg?/.
Please MODS, feel free to bumplock.
I'll ask that all posters here SAGE, t00.
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Ehh.
MODS!
I'm sorry. OP here.
I have apparently succumbed to the fabled FAGGOTRY, that so many OPs have.
My test for a ROLL game on /b/
>>>/b/324694
is FAIL
The ID format here is absolutely non-compatible.
I'd still be interdasted in a TRPG thread or 2 in /b/,(one at a time of course,) but THIS thread may be DELET
...Unless you want to leave it for posterity to see my reTardedednesses
<t. too much BBB
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>>5789
? Just use tripcodes within a single RPG thread, though it might take awhile to find people here willing to play one.
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>>5790
Good suggestion.
I'll probably try it out in a couple weeks since my schedule right now is going to be insane.
But I'd love to try GM-ing a Paranoia game or 3 at some point.
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>>5789
you type like a fag, you're shit's all retarded, and I fucking hate you. every single thread I have to see your fucking walls of verbal diarrhea. you're an annoying shithead and I hope you die, cancer cell.
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>>5792
Awwww, that's sweet.
i hope you KYS too.
Too bad you have absolutely Fuck-all going on in your life other than (YOU)r precious 'Tism box

Your bouts of emotional incontinence are both sad and disregard-able. 
Keep it up, and I'll RAMP UP my 
>EYECANCER 
Just 4U.
>quotes from Idiocracy
>Claims some sort of "Above it all" supreiority
Must suck being a sniveling introvert having a 128 IQ and being constantly mogged by a 142 extrovert.
I don't hate you though.
that would require me to KNOW you.
And all I could possibly hate is your constant puling, whingey, childish jealousy which really, on the face of it all, is too pathetic to even regard as anything worthy of even a second look.

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Admins! MODS! Fellow Cuntymen!! Lend me your...
Ah. Anyway, I throw myself to the benevolence of the MODS here.
I'd like to run a thread in /b/ just for fun.
I know that in other chans this has been a possible datascraping  gambit by glownogs, but I'm not that.
I appreciate the bullshit you guys have to put up with, having deep involvement with both FChan and OChan, and while I also support keeping Anonymous boards Anonymous, there are times when individual thread Namefagging or even Tripfagging is desirable.
I assure you, I won't (intentionally, ) ever use the above namefagging in any other thread
Since there isn't a /ck/ board here,(not that this chan has a large enough base to warrant one,) I figured I'd post it in /b/

I wanted to clear it with you guys first, since I hold no real umbrage with a MOD enforcing the RULES by B&ing several of my posts, but I wanted to make sure we are all on the same page if you allow this thread.

I'm also well aware that there are bad actors that use bullshit arguments like Muh FreezePeach in order to try to shove boundaries that should be non-negotiable.
I won't do that.
You guys say NO, and I'll respect that.

..As always.. Mods drink for free, and the coffee's always hot and the beer's (almost,) always COLD
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>the meta thread keeps getting bumped rather than the actual drinking thread
<Am I the only one that drinks every day? Ugh. 
>11 more hours until can drink as work is in the way 
>will drink then fall asleep
>won't likely post in the drink thread as the day will loop again 
<oh... not my day off yet.. our days off probly don't align... so the meta thread is more powerful
aaaah the French
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>>5760
KEK!
I'm not the one who keeps returning to it, to cowardly snipe on a thread that I hadn't been back to for 2 weeks until the shitflinging autist kept posting to it.
then, as you might have well seen, there were several POSITIVE interactions amidst his,(not going to assume you are he,)impotent FUMING

Whatever.
You think you know me, you don't,
You have me "Pegged" as someone who doesn't even exist ITT.
I'll wager also, you think (you)r post will make me scurry to go post in MY thread, which was only ever a /b/ thread that I've been in in other chans that was fun.
That's the point here right? Have fun, spread Info, argue positions?
My last 3 weeks have been all about preparing to move into my new property, and as I am self-employed, I Could drink all day, every day if I wanted to, but not only am I a lightweight,(as previously mentioned ITT,) I also have better shit to do than get soused like a lush every day.
I keep my drinking to weekends and a few days during the week in the evenings after a long hard, physical day.
So...
that's all you get from me on that.
You know who you sound like to me?
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>>5761
Not looking at your spoiler, faggot
BTW, there is SeePee on the /b/ catalog.
I've reported it, HAVE YOU?
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>>5763
Sorry, got it.

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It's been down for three weeks now. 

Try it for yourself: http://crghlabr45r5pqkgnbgehywk5nxutdks5iss7tabyux5psikqqjirryd.onion/
It's down on purpose for now due to spam. A solution is being developed.

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Just got a 10 day unappealable auto ban for "pedo". No idea what word even triggered it as I wasn't even attempting to discuss the subject. Here's a cap of the post for reference. Is some word here filtered? Or did I just get hit with a ban for something someone else did on the same VPN?
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>>5726
You're the one making the threats you fat little kike. 
You're the one creating the problems. 
You accuse everyone of posting evil child pornography when they're innocent. 
Preventing people from using the site.
That is jewish behavior, and you're a dumb fucking jewish kike that infiltrated the site that bans everyone without a care in the world. 

You have a last chance to do right and apologize or I will curse you and you will cry. Good luck trying to sue me for cursing you for being such an absolute piece of shit.
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>>5727
I'm not accusing everyone of that, you stupid fuck. The ban parameters I am applying for CP bans are what I have been instructed to apply. That includes making the bans wide range, meaning sometimes innocent posters may see them too (though typically the ranges used by the CP posters haven't been used by regular posters). All CP bans are for CP. I'm not going to lift the bans just because some delirious retard makes impotent threats. Keep ranting about bullshit you clearly can't understand on a basic level if it makes you feel better, but it's curious how you can't accept you are able to post at this very moment and move the fuck on.
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>>5728
As if the technical details aren't obvious? However in practice that IS what you are actually doing and you don't give a fuck about that at all. That doesn't prevent you from inconveniencing everyone and everyone who would like to use the site.

You're such a fucking dumb attention seeking kike like retard it's unbelievable. You are  THE fucking lowlife that's killing this board. That is why you must be cursed. When everything starts going wrong for you deserved it. And if you think it can't get any worse you will find out.

Good thing to know you chose it. It's only superstition until it happens to you. Remember that you had a chance to apologize. That was all I was asking for.
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>>5729
>However in practice that IS what you are actually doing
It's not because you are literally here posting about it right now. If it were, then you wouldn't be able to post at all.
>You are  THE fucking lowlife that's killing this board
You can keep saying this, but it means nothing so long as you don't substantiate it. It's just melodramatic nigger whinging.
>Remember that you had a chance to apologize. That was all I was asking for.
You were trying to intimidate me into lifting a bunch of CP bans with the threat of nigger voodoo magic or something. You weren't looking for an apology. This conversation has been going nowhere fast so I'm done engaging you. Screeching about kikes isn't a cheat code to automatically win pointless internet arguments, by the way, but you're probably projecting anyway.
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>>5730
You inconvenience me, i will inconvenience you. It is fair. Trust me when I say this right here is something that you will end up regretting. Let's see who has the last laugh. Bye faggot.

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Kind sir(s),

Why has my post
https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/314795.html#314795
been deleted? It was a joke, in case you were wondering!
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>some fed or retard manually posts cp so that means i should be allowed to request it as a "joke"
Retarded.
Are you okay, sir?
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>>5429
Stop posting here and leave, you're not welcomed lolipedonigger.
Let's take it back one step. I believe I should be able to make jokes like this, and you have claimed something that won't happen as a consequence will.
Good gentlemen,

I strongly believe I should be able to joke about gay CP. Perhaps my dark humor level is slightly above yours, so be it. Just please try to understand that this is merely harmless humor, and in my opinion, healthy for a /b/ board that has many lulz.

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