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Welcome to the new home of /2hu/.

Rules are at https://zzzchan.xyz/2hu/custompage/rules.html

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Alternatively, Codexx generously backed up all posts of plw/2hu/ and they can be viewed at https://8chan.moe/2hu/

Captcha per post is currently active due to a recent spam attempt.
I'm thinking about keeping it that way, feedback welcome in meta thread as always

Let's celebrate the Phoenix

Post your biggest scoops here.

Starting with this one:
https://touhou-project.news/news/6165/
ZUN is releasing a new music CD for Comiket 99. Contains a song he composed for a tourism board, one song from HSiFS and one from IM.

New Year, new Suika thread

This Ran doesn't exist.

20 years from her debut and she's now a playable character in a mainline game. Getting a protagonist slot was a surprise, but a welcome one; it's fitting when you put her in the lineup with the rest of the cast of mostly animals. Her portrait left much to be desired and lacks the charm her PCB portrait had, the pose being the only positive thing I see about it. On the brightside her in game sprites are gorgeous and well animated. The remix of Charming Domination is also solid.
What do you think? Was Ran overdue for an entry or should she have stayed back as an extension of Yukari? Should Chen also get the same treatment?

Ah, that trans-solargender bitch!
My favourite Undertale character!

What went wrong?

would

Had the first snow today. Hope there's way more on the way.

These popular Beanie Babies of Gensokyo will never die - even if they're hard to get. Post images, videos, and more about them here.

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Yup, this cute little wolf is now officially on team blue.

It's that time of the month again /jp/!
Rember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as you wake up on the first day of a new month and you will be blessed with good luck!

1 Consult fox
2 Get duped
3 Hate-fuck fox
4 Repeat

How kind of Patchouli-sama to forgive Marisa her lifelong book debts with just a single card game!

What dose the Chen say?

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL ⑥

New Satori chapter looking hella sick

Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Chen erotic !!!!!! Chen's belly and thighs !!!!!! Erotic … ;_; ;_; ;_;

It's almost that time of the year again (again).

Lotus Eater once again tricked us into thinking something serious might happen for nth time
But at least a relatively interesting creature came out of it

Have you gotten any 1ccs lately? Or have you mostly retired from the games?

Post sleeping 2hu's, and be very quite.

Board is ready for operation.
PLW Meta: https://archive.ph/cry2r

Post about any 2hu fangames you find interesting.
For example, Yuuka's game: YuuYuu Jitenshi no Yuukarin
Fun (although frustating at times) 2D platformer starring the Flower Master.
https://mega.nz/file/ZqogkJSL#6yBIV3sx9f4oXjVJvxbu00Fr54xG_K4VwWqOOOX1KTA (version 1.1.0)
https://mega.nz/file/QcwFVCJL#nxNpKLSHq0puK7QYux8lCXOCs7yq4MSCUFfCxoaZEVs (version 2.0.0)

IT'S HECKIN FREEDOM DAY MOTHER APPRECIATORS
Today we celebrate our independence from the City of London, the EU;SSR, and Lunar capital or whatever. Put on your star spangled banner pants, drink tax free tea, and grill some burgers with the family.

I don't care about America day.

We live in a sobriety.

I hope it was a good one anony's.

You know what you did anon.

Oi~ Reimu! Wha's this drawing?
Uhhh... That's not mine!
It was in yer futon!
I didn't draw it!
Reimu-u!
Yukari put it there!
No, listen!
I DON'T DRAW STUFF LIKE THAT!
YOU DREW IT, YE BLOODY LIAR! IT'S SIGNED AS A SPELLCARD!
Oh, no... Did I sign it?
Reimu... Why did ya draw yerself as a giant-breasted two-legged fox-woman?
...That's my fursona...
Your fucking ||what||?
Her name is PON-PON! She's my fursona.
What the fuck is a fursona!?
I roleplay as a soft, shy fox-girl in Bunbunmaru's reader mail section.
Yer acting like a dog on that tengu's gossip-rag?
Pon-pon is a fox! But yes... Whatever. I just like to be cute!
CUTE!?
Yes.
YE JUST LIKE TO BE CUTE!?
Yes!
Do ya think I don't notice a fat fawking bulge in her skirt?!
uwu
WHAT?
What?
WHA~ WAS THAT?
Nothing!
WHAT DID YA JUST SAY!?
I didn't say anything!

I have data I need to parse through tonight.

Nom
Nom
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1 Go to https://searx.space/ and pick an instance
2 Go to "preferences" (Top right)
2.1 Set interface language (second combo-box) to your language and press the bottom left button to save
2.2 (Optionally) set search language to default/english/whatever
2.3 Turn off safe search
3 Go to "Engines" and turn on EVERYTHING
4 Go to "Plugins" and turn off infinite scroll
(Don't forget to save)
5 Google your favourite 2hu
5.1 Try searching with or without adding "touhou"
5.2 Try searching with different combinations of double-quotes
5.3 Try searching in different categories
6 Go 5/10/25 pages in
7 Post weird/interesting/whatever results, especially if you happen to find that shady online-shop I've seen in my japanese mangas, you know the one

GYUS I WAS PLAYING BALLISTIC SEXSHOP OF COLOR AND THE GAME TOLD ME THERE COULD BE A BLACK MARKE HAPPENING ANYWGERE
IM SCARED GUYS WHAT IF THERES A BLACK MARKET IN MY ROOM RN WHAT DO I DO???!

>youkai can even recover from being cut into pieces, if the damage has insufficient "meaning" behind it
At last, I truly see.

Discus things about Daiyou-chan.

He who is in harmony with the Tao
is like a newborn child.
Its bones are soft, its muscles are weak,
but its grip is powerful.
It doesn't know about the union
of male and female,
yet its penis can stand erect,
so intense is its vital power.
It can scream its head off all day,
yet it never becomes hoarse,
so complete is its harmony.

You WILL become Yachie's slave
You can't refuse and there's no way out of this

Shinobu is better

I know this sounds wierd, but there's no time to explain!
You have to walk all over me with your tippy-tappy spider feet right now!
Please, hurry!

Sanae's a slug!

Have one of these.

How do we speed this place up and create a golden age of altchan culture?

No advertising please

I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
That's all.

It's hard but honest work.

Leave an in-depth positive or negative review on businesses in Gensokyo.

Music thread
Buy this sometimes. Invent a time machine first though.

[Soranetarium]/2007.04.29 philos sophia [M3-07春]

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Did anyone else notice the plate on the back of Wario's motorcycle in Wario Blast that confirms him to have been involved with Gensokyo before even ZUN was?  With Wario having been confirmed as the oldest of Touhou oldfags, what do you think his adventures in Gensokyo had been like, and what treasures did he take home with him?

ZUN thread

Your not serious about actually wanting to fornicate with an old discarded umbrella right anon?

>Lead glass is potassium silicate glass which has been impregnated with lead oxide (from 12% to 28% by weight) in its fabrication. The lead is not intended to reduce the glass's ability to transmit light; depending on what the end use is to be, the goal is either to allow the glass to transmit visible light but to block x-rays, or to increase the refractive index of the glass, and thus its lustre, or sparkle. Its ability to refract light more efficiently than standard glass makes it an excellent material for prisms, decorative windows, and artificial jewelry.

>Lead glass's primary contemporary use is in the construction of televisions and monitors. In a standard cathode ray tube, high-energy electrons are fired at phosphors painted on the inside of the tube. This impact creates the visible light the monitor or TV screen produces; it also produces X-rays. The lead in the glass acts as a barrier to this unwanted radiation.
>Unfortunately, the amount of lead glass finding its way into landfills as a result of discarded electronic equipment may be more of a hazard than the radiation it is designed to block. Lead glass has been used in aircraft used in testing nuclear weapons for this radiation blocking effect.

>Cut lead glass, also known as lead crystal, is used in fine tableware, particularly wine glasses and decanters. It was unknown until a few decades ago that alcohol stored in a decanter was capable of leaching the lead, which is toxic, from the glass and contaminating the contents.
>While fine wine glasses are still made of lead glass, use of lead glass containers for storage longer than same-day serving of any sort of alcoholic beverages is discouraged. In addition, lead(II) acetate has a slightly sweet taste, which may lead people to believe that wine from a leaded container has an enhanced flavor.

Information source from~
https://www.allthingscrystal.com/lead-glass.html

The sky is blue again, the air is clear, the breeze is fresh. Say it with me:
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Don't believe me?
Check the quints.

May it be filled yummy chocolates and fond memories.

Bully inchling

Laugh at the gambling addicts

Now that the dust has settled... honest thoughts on fumofumos?

That strange girl from Kourindou is getting weirder and weirder every time I see her.
She was there again when I came today to see if the owner had the new volume of that awesome imported book about robot warriors that he was letting me read for free.
Before I could even say anything, she dragged me off, blabbering about how she wants to tell me about a book she really likes, even though we barely know each other.
But before that she insisted that there were some other books she wanted to grab, and she absolutely needed to get them before we sit down for some reason.
So, she climbed onto the very top of the stepladder, even though her head reached over the top of the bookcase from there. She leaned in very closely to the book spines, and started reading through them one by one really slowly. Like, she was standing there for maybe ten minutes, going left to right, and then right to left over, and over, and over.
Then she jumped off the stepladder, got on all fours, and started going over the books on the lower shelf just as like she did with the top ones.
I cleared my throat to ask what books she needed, and maybe, I could help her find them, but then she pulled out some random books that I'm pretty sure she already went over, apologized for making me wait, and took me to the owner's reading table.
Turns out, the book she wanted to tell me about was all about birds. She told me that, apparently, when two birds want to make babies, the boy-bird rubs his butthole on the girl-bird's until he shoots a special liquid called 'semen' inside of it, and then it turns into an egg.
That's super gross! But now that I think about it, if storks bring us babies, then it makes sense that their babies would have to come from somewhere too. Although, that does make me wonder, where do storks take human babies from. What if all of us, humans, are just some sort of failed stork babies?
Anyway, I suddenly felt like something brushed against my leg, and that made me jump, knocking over the books stacked on the table.
I crouched under the table to pick them up, when all of a sudden, she started reading aloud from her book: "The 'secret' behind a female bird's way of attracting mates is in how she folds her legs to show that she is now ready for the coitus..."
She read it so loudly that I could feel her voice ringing through the table above me, while also breathing like Kota-kun after he ran across the whole village to prove he was the fastest.
It was so freaky. I immediately got out from under the table, blurted out something about how I forgot to ask the owner's permission to go through his books, and it's, actually, about time for me to go home, and bolted out of there.
What's with her? Dragging me around, and then shouting at me out of nowhere. I didn't come there for her nerd bird-books anyway! Does she even know what my parents would do if they knew I sneaked out of the village?
Come to think of it, I never got to look for that robot-warrior book in the end. I guess, I'll have to go again tomorrow. I just hope she won't be around this time.

Good morning, it's already 8AM in Gensokyo.

Don't try to put a cock in Yoshika's mouth! She'll bite it blood comes out!

Why is western touhou content all shitposts?

Paru-day...

does /2hu/ have a unique local culture? how do we produce /2hu/ culture?

Look who's back baby

Those homeless dolls are getting pretty desperate, huh.

Would you let Remilia bite your balls?

YUUKA IS CUTEKA!

>https://touhou-project.news/news/7436/

As it was mentioned in the meta thread, registrations for the next ICup are underway.
We still have a thread from the last cup with logo and shirt designs.
I do not have much experience with PES and sportsballs in general, if anyone wants to sign up and manage the team please be my guest.

General Thread: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/2934.html
Create-a-Team-thread: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/2945.html
/2hu/ Thread from 2020: https://anon.cafe/icup/res/904.html

Games are now in progress
Wiped out in first stage

rigged Results:
/2hu/ 3 - 4 /monarchy/
/2hu/ 3 - 2 /ac/
/2hu/ 1 - 4 /a/

Hong Meiling? More like Hung Dinaling!

Why is Orin looking at me so judgementally?

Hey!
I had dibs on Nue's shoulderblades!

>>1262
Saw a pretty degen dream with futa Suika today.
Guess she came to punish me for missing suikaday.
Too bad I played so much eratoho that now when I se 2hos in my dreams I immediately start stopping time, stealing panties and fucking everyone around me.

Tsukasa is in hell?

I know basically nothing about TouHou but I know that this picture is funny

Whoa, didn't know Udonge was playable in GI!

Kaguya thread HideFilter SubjectModerateWatchPlaylist
R: 19 / F: 44 / P: 9

For being a completely useless goalkeeper that sleeps on the job, the rape will continue until behaviour improves so never

cocking rn

Be cautious when leaving the house.

Momoyo met a nice guy today.

https://everynoise.com/engenremap-touhou.html

BREAKING
TOUHOUWIKI TRANNIES REMOVED CHIREIDEN PAGE

a thread for Jurassic Nyan-Nyan content, aka Jura

Can Eirin diagnose you by tasting your urine and semen?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/07/11/what-a-doctor-can-learn-by-tasting-a-patients-urine/

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What's that song that goes
>ZU-ZU-ZU-Zun zuzun
>ZU-ZU-Zun zuzun
>zu-zu-zuu-zun zun-zun zuzun
>ZU-ZU-ZU-Zun zuzun
>ZU-ZU-Zun zuzun
>ZUZUZUZUZUzunzuzuzun
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Kiss me












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Uh oh! Patche's breasts are too heavy! Help her!

AQN loves little yukkuris!
So cute～♥

Post malehus.

No, don't just draw a girl and give her a dick, you faggot.

Remember that guy who made Advent Cirno manga? He went on to make the Dream Eater Merry manga, which lasted from 2009 to 2020, and got adapted into anime in 2011. Supreme news coverage right here, wait for something to die before talking about it. No, he didn't die yet.

The guy who made that one touhou mahjong manga later made some other manga, which was also adapted into anime.

There was a tiny cosplay cameo in Monster Musume manga, not in anime though. And in Umineko anime.

Let's go over all people you ever knew, and try to find out how they went.

does /2hu/ draw? here is new otaku culture I created today, it is a yukkuri kogasa

Kosupurei Sureddo

What a cute boy.
I'm sure he must have grown up into a fine young gentleman!

It's time to chew ass and kick gum

You've been mingling with that creepy turtle and nasty goat?
Never gonna make it.

#2408 HideModerateWatchPlaylist
R: 26 / F: 13 / P: 11

Who is the most literally who touhou?
I vote Muramasa. Always forget her among the temple cast.

https://neptunia.fandom.com/wiki/Shanghai_Alice

Karasu tengu? More like karasu dengaku, lol!

https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
Make it draw some freaky hus before they ban all the poo-poo gamer-words.

Who ordered a glass of juice?

The Yama should grow up

I love Reimu

how do we create a unique local culture endemic to /2hu/?

#1764 HideModerateWatchPlaylist
R: 15 / F: 7 / P: 12

>unique IPs: 5

What happened to Marisa?

What's your favorite group of characters?
I like the Moriya crew the most. They're a bunch of sketchy weirdoes and I find that very charming.

Will I ever 1CC toehoe 2 on lunatic? y/n

Look! Look!
Kokoro-chan smiled for the first time!

Do you think there's ever been times where a human who's lived in the village their whole life came up to Reimu, told them they're tired of living in Gensokyo, and asked her to send them to the outside world?  Or even gone as far as pretending to be an outsider in order to get sent there?  How do you think things have gone for them?  To what extent has this concept already been explored?

new cirno gem

Join Probability Space Hypervessel crew today!

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

What was the name of that japanese blog that posted about new fangames, projects, videos, etc. It was the site that introduced tohoclock and 橙地霊村 to me.

HELP MY JEWCARRY TURNED INTO A NIGGER!!!!!!!!

why lock the meta thread bro
welcome

Flan is on sale at the grocery.
Is it good or should I pass?

Wanna see a magic trick?

#607 HideModerateWatchPlaylist
R: 5 / F: 2 / P: 13

before touhou: rozen maiden, various anime, eroge, manga.
during touhou: wrestling series, vocaloid, idolmaster, fate, various anime.
after touhou: kantai kolektion, inmu, mobile gacha, various anime.

This thread is /japan/ for people who hate country flags but like to enter captcha.

Merry Christmas /2hu/

>>>/japan/8803
cum

Gigafeets!!!

Come play hisoutensoku with your hopeless secondary neighbors in /japan/
>>>/japan/6291

fuckin check em nerds