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Goat
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Sheep!
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>>526
Sheepgoat!
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Goat oat
>>527
Goats can impreg sheep.
It never ends well, but they totally can.
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>>533
Humans can impregnate sheep.
It never ends well, but they totally can.
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>>534
But can sheep perganate humans?
Because they can perganate goats.
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So goat is basically tiny Yuyuko?
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>>623
Yuyuko only eats physical/tangible things. Spoongoat eats the intangible only.
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>>626
So she won't eat up my cum?
What the fuck is her point, then?
The hell is ZUN thinking, 0/10 shithu.
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>>626
I think the readme Eastern Greed Tale came with said she can suck up anything, edible or not.
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What's important is that her death confirms that as long as their associated element persists, youkai are actually factually the fairy kind of immortal, and could as well be dying every time you piichun them.
Which means that all guro porn is canon now.
>>627
>So she won't eat up my cum?
Nobody would eat your cum.
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>>633
Tell that to Shion and Reimu.
I can't imagine the amount of std's you would get from that poorfag.
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>>637
Just don't put your meat rod into any of her holes.
>>637
Gods don't catch humans' diseases, silly.
At least not physical.
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>>641
But do humans catch gods' diseases?
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>>642
At least not physical.
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>>627
>So she won't eat up my cum?
She can. It's just that she's eating mine now :^)
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>>691
Oh, come on.
She's got 6 more holes free, at least.
So much for a goad of greed.
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>>695
fug
>>695
And that's counting eyesockets as occupied.
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>>698
You forgot her urethra, so it's seven.
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Goat sex.
at least trannies mutilate only themselves
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>>701
Trannies? Where?
>>701
goet
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The goat is Satan!
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>>701
Personal experience?
>>704
Why does Reisen look so tired? Also, why is Reisen even there, when Reimu fits better as the Doomguy replacement?
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>>708
>Why does Reisen look so tired?
Beating 29 levels full of crazy bloodthirsty demons is not a walk in the park.

>Also, why is Reisen even there, when Reimu fits better as the Doomguy replacement?
Reimu don't have a gun.
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クックック
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What's the point of spoilering porn if all you ever talk about is sex anyway?
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>>711
The admin is spoilering it if you don't
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>>710
Cute tummy.
>>704
SHE IS HUGE!
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>>715
'YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE HITBOXES! RIP AND TEAR YOUR HITBOXES!'
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>>709
Because someone had to pay for what happened to Tewi.
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>>718
That wasn't Tewi, just a pet bunny of Reisen.
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But Tewi, is a pet bunny of Reisen.
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>>720
No, Reisen is Tewi's pet.
More like Reisen is a punching bag for everyone in Eientei
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>>722
But she likes it.
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>>716
NO, FLAN, NO!
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>>724
She looks like Marx there
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>>722
Only during the day.
>>711
>t. womanbrain
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>>725
Seems more like Stalin to me.
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>>734
Stalin was a crazy little vampire girl with rainbow colored wings with magic abilities who exploded people? I didn't know that.
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>>768
The KGB didn't want you to know.
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I can't believe it! Yuyuko has eaten the goat!
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>>797
>Yuyuko has eaten the goat!
That's not Yuyuko, it's her son.
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>>816
Goat feet.
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>>817
Goat cock.
>spoilering porn
>not spoilering the final boss of a game that is only 3 months old
Does the board owner even play touhou?
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>>829
>only 3 months old
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>>830
It's just sage schizo being a retard as always, just leave him be
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>>832
>haven't seen him at all on plw lately
>he pops up here
Who knew all we had to do to get him to fuck off was move /2hu/ somewhere else.
>>829
>Does the board owner even play touhou?
Nobody does. We just masturbate to huge-dicked futa Touhous.
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>>837
Allow me to use sagecuck as an opportunity to remind everyone that you're only allowed to masturbate to touhous you have beaten at least on normal.
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Goat with glasses
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>>842
Gloat with gases
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>>847
Why is it curving it's chest and putting it's feet together all gracious-like?
Trying to seduce me into furfaggotry, little shit?
>>840
I've beaten her though. This is 10 hours of my life I'm not getting back.

Also >webp shit

Also >giant filename
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>Full Release: October 24th, 2021
So, was I fucking wrong? Only 3 months. I rarely play games that aren't at least 5 years old.
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>>868
Looks easy to photoshop away.
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Take a look at this btw.
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cute goat
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Nomu〜♪
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Don't chew on your toothbruuush!
Коза недоёбаная, в жопу себе свою ложку засунь и проверни.
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>>1072
Ложки нет.
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>>1073
Sorry I don't speak invasion
Of course you don't, pussy.
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ZUN sure has a thing for gluttonous women.
>>1194
Can you blame him?
>>1194
No, he has a thing for drinking girls.
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>>1194
Big appetites signify high metabolism.  I wonder if the woman he married is anything like that.
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>>1208
It's only reasonable to conclude he also has a thing for girls that love to fug.
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>>1215
It's only reasonable to conclude he also has a thing for futas.
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>>1219
I want that dick in my ass!
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>>1228
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>>1227
90% of fairies share that condition.
>>1219
>balls
ugly and gay
even worse than breasts
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Poor remilia.
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>>1250
I want to consume a flandre-shaped ice-cream cake.
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>>1645
I want to consume ice-cream made from Flandre's frozen pussy juice.
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Goat has new danmanku.
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Gas station goat
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Now bumping the thread from the 3rd page makes it duplicate.
>>1728
A poem, if you will:
  Goat's oil is black...
     My semen is white...
>>1728
How do we know she isn't siphoning my remaining gas? She hoards that stuff after all.
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>>1755
Pretty sure station pistol can't pump the gas back out.
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>>1757
She could easily modify it to do so.
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>>1760
She's a goat, not a kappa.
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Touhou 17.5 gonna have content update that adds Yuuma story mode, which means she become playable

https://twitter.com/touhou_station/status/1521101182445694978
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>>1870
>Goat sharing food
Did hell just freeze over?
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>gonna have
who cares about "gonna", I have 59304573 games to play right now, don't waste my time.
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Welp, time to walk the goat!
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>>2101
Where does the goat pee?
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>>2105
ur mouth lol
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>>2108
The goat pees in me? No! My penis in a goat!
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>>2105
Onee-chan's bed!
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Lollipop
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>>2133
Ha-a, I wanna force that oversized lollipop down the goat throat.
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Touch the COW
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>>2316
This is the goat thread, disappear now
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>>2317
Do it NOW
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>>2319
Fuck the cow
Do her now
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Stupid goat!
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Keh-he-he
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>>2524
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>2525
*chomps her dick*
That was bad idea, Flan
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>>2525
Humongous Flandre's balls
>>2525
flandre is trans now? I will not play GI
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>>2532
ur mum is trans now, mfer
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>>2526
Don't do that, Yuuma!
Getting her dick bit makes Flan cum barrels on end!
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