/2hu/ - Touhou

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Izakaya: shit
Bar: shit
Onsen: shit
Gambling den: shit
Curio shop: shit
Book shop: shit
Shrine: shit
Trolley: shit
Reimu's ass: shit

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>>4017 (OP) 
>Mystia's
Infested with pests. Every time I visit, the place is crawling with bugs. It's fucking disgusting.
And even worse is the fact that the proprietress doesn't even care. It's like she likes the things. 
How is this place still allowed to operate? 

As an aside, someone needs to buy the bitch a set of nail clippers, because those nails are so hideous it'd put me off my meal, if I hadn't already lost my appetite from the insects.

0/5 avoid at all costs.

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the shrine maiden tried to rape me. 0/10

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Needed new car breaks so I bought them from this Kappa and she even installed them in house along with upgrading the transmission with some experimental thing that's way better than the original, they also seamlessly installed a type-C and type-A charging port in the console which is a huge quality of life booster compared to those stupid standard car power bricks that always get loose, plus they touched up all the dents and scratches. Heck those little Kappa's even went as far as to put a rocket propelled ejection seat in there. I didn't find out about that last part until some blonde Witch bitch tried steeling it from me but ended up launching herself into a school window. Must have gotten bored and tried to change the radio station or whatever I dunno.
And they did all this in the span of a couple of hours while I was enjoying some tea and breakfast at a local cafe. Kappa's really do love to tinker.

10/10 would will come back for Nitori's workshop services again, be sure to bring a basket of cucumbers if you've got a garden full of them and they'll give you a discount.

>>4038
>going to kappas
Check your asshole now.

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>>4040
Don't worry anon, I keep my soul and prostate safe. I'd know if a sneaky Kappa tried poking around from the inevitable screeching pain I'd hear afterwords.

>>4041
You better hope that the victim never finds that in your hole or else he's gonna take it, turn it inside out, and put it on.

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>>4042
>the "victim"
Heh
>>4042
>else he's
Gensokyo only has like a total of 5 -1 = 4 men in total Junko's dead son doesn't count, LMAO. And the other is a giant turtle who might only exist in the PC98 era anyway so could be a total of 3 actually along with a few irrelevant background characters, maybe. And even then Zun himself confirmed homosexuality doesn't even exist as a concept there. So unless Gensokyo has futanari's all I've really gotta worry about violating my bunghole are Kappas trying to steel souls. Maybe that's why Marisa has red eye's now as a result of letting her guard down around a Kappa she didn't know personally. Either that or Rumia grew taller and finally removed that cursed ribbon somehow and has been pretending to be Marisa for the LOLs whole the real Marisa is locked in a basement somewhere. 
>gonna take it, turn it inside out, and put it on.
Those things are ridged with only a small amount of flex from what I understand. If they were able to collapse unto itself that easily they'd be pretty useless in trapping a rouge benis. Even so I have other forms of self defense too.

In short I think your worrying to much anon, Kappa's are friends to the humans.

>>4043
I'm using the overboard and I was speaking generally, friend.

>>4044
Understandable

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I don't think this girl runs a legitimate businesses at all, I've probably been scammed. I knew I should have listened to my gut feeling, plus it was kinda odd that her "office" was in the back boiler room of a nail salon.
I can't even call her back anymore, I just get a recorded message that says "this number is no longer in service". Does she have a box full of burner phones or some shit?
I've had to spend a whole month living off potato's canned tuna, rice, and the occasional on sale bulk pack of chicken thighs as well as sleep under a dozen blankets during the Winter rather than use propane just to get my finances back in order and not end up homeless.
If you see this girl out in the wild avoid her, she'll bamboozle you.

Sorry I know this isn't really a businesses review but I thought I'd warn you anons.

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Outsider Jones is a liar and human villagers shouldn't listen that retard who spreads wrong misinformation like "youkai feed off human fear" and anti-Akyuu rhetoric.