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Saw a pretty degen dream with futa Suika today.
Guess she came to punish me for missing suikaday.
Too bad I played so much eratoho that now when I se 2hos in my dreams I immediately start stopping time, stealing panties and fucking everyone around me.
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Did the dream go something like this?
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Yes, but the other way around.
>I entered a door in an rpg dungeon and it lead to my bathroom
>She was there with a transparent purple onahole in hand
>She said she was going to use it on me
>I said something like "how about ||I|| use it on ||you|| and use ||you|| as my onahole instead?" in a 'cool' voice
>She chuckled, handed me the onahole, turned around and bent over, taunting me about how a human like me is no match for an oni and such
>So I stopped time and jerked her off, and then resumed it and fucked her from behind while she was still in refractory period, continuing to give her a reach-around with the onahole
>I fucked her brains out that way and left her on the floor, then got into the bath and played with the onahole some more
>It felt slightly better than her
>Somewhere mid jerking-off I noticed that there was a wide hollow part at the base of the onahole that was probably supposed to be a uterus, so that meant I was using it from the wrong direction
>I felt silly about that, but the correct side felt exactly the same, so I didn't care
>Then after some time a random person from work walked in on me
>I flipped a tit, threw him out, got out of the bath and continued on with the dream
>Don't remember what happened after that
That dream was sexier than all Suika porn I looked up on pixiv right after waking up and all Suika porn I can remember off the top of my head.
Now that I think about it, I think all 2hos I've seen in my dreams were some idealized versions that looked prettier and to me than any artist's depictions, and had some unique charm about them.
It's like how GPT text generators can make porn specifically tailored to your preferences, except your subconsciousness can make up stuff you didn't even know you wanted when you win the dream lottery.
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how do you like your suika?
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drung lige mee :DDDDDDD
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In all shapes and sizes!
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Top left.
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How do you even make jpg that breaks in browser?
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Saw Kokoro in a dream recently.
If it was a dream, I barely remember.
She was a lot smaller than I imagined her to be, about chest-level with me.
We talked about something, like a polite getting to know each-other conversation. I don't remember what we talked about, but I remember she seemed very timid with me, as if she was shy with strangers.
That's very much my type of girl, but I pretty quickly caught on that this wasn't how Kokoro was supposed to be. My thoughts rationalized that she just seemed shy to me because of her lack of expressions.
She reacted to me thinking that and changed her body-language to be more lively, but it still somehow seemed shy to me, like a timid girl pretending to be outgoing to show-off.
I wanted to hug her, but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable, and I felt like we've had a good relationship ahead of us, so I'd have a lot of better opportunities to do that.
I don't remember what happened after that.
Overall, the interaction gave me a nice fuzzy feeling of talking with a girl you have a crush on. Or maybe a girl you don't have a crush on just yet.
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Saw another touhou dream some time ago.
So, I was in my childhood home, which was a flat on the 8th floor of a block house.
In the yard, we had a metallic tennis table, which I remember being used for it's intended purpose maybe the total of 10 times in my life: younger children usually used it for climbing/sitting on, and the older children used it for holding the alcohol.
To the west from the table was a utility building, like a substation or some such.
My room had a bird feeder on it, and as the birds had a sort of hierarchy in there, the neighbouring windowsills in all directions often were occupied by the birds waiting for their turn. And if the window in that neighbouring room was opened vertically, in the ventilation mode or whatever, some birds would perch on top of it, and look into the room until someone moved. Although, in my dream, the windows opened to the outside, and not the inside, as they did irl, but whatever.
So, I was standing in the room adjacent to mine, just looking out of the window, when I saw a girl sitting on the table. I immediately recognized her: black skirt, white blouse, black hair, tokin hat, was that the fucking Aya Shameimaru?
She had a crow (or more like a jackdaw) sitting on her hand, and it looked like she was telling it something. Then the crow took off, and headed towards my window, which was open on the ventilation.
So, the windows also had toning film on them, because we don't have air conditioning in the third world, and because of that I'm pretty sure you couldn't see anything from the outside without the lights on. So, the crow couldn't see me until the very moment it went in for the landing on the top of the window frame; at which point we could see eye to eye through the gap, barely more than 10 cm between us. I could see its eye expression going "oh shit", as it cawed from the fright, and scrammed for the forest.
When I looked back to the table, Aya was gone.
So, I started desperately panning my eyes across the landscape to see where she went, until I noticed a hint of her white blouse between the foliage of the nearby forest. As I strained my eyes to see her, her silhouette became clearer, kind of how if you stare into the patterns on a carpet long enough, your eyes relax, and you start seeing things in the pattern. And conversely, when I blinked or moved my eyes at all, even without taking them off her, I lost my concentration, and she quickly merged with the landscape again. So, I was standing there unblinking, straining my eyes to the limit just to see her. She was peeking from behind a tree, not like leaning, but like just standing behind it with the left side of her body concealed. She was standing completely unmoving, and staring back at me with a serious expression. I'm pretty sure she couldn't see me through the film, but I felt that she could see me without sight or something once she was aware I was there. Eventually, my eyes started twitching from the strain and drying out, and with each twitch her visage melted into the landscape until she was completely gone.
I looked around once more, and once again saw her sitting on the table. Previously she sat parallel to the length of the table, and thus perpendicular to me, but now she was turned to the window, hugging her knees, and looking directly at me from behind them with an uncertain expression. This time I could see her clearly without focusing.
I still couldn't believe my eyes, so I called my mother over to see if she could see her too. The instant I did, she began to disappear again, as if my sight was flowing around her, my eyes refusing to focus on her. I could barely see her by the time mom came over, and of course, she couldn't see anything.
I thanked her, and went to my room, still unsure, whether my spiritual sense finally developed from all the touhou porn I trained it on, or if I simply caught the schizo for the exact same reason. I was thinking of a way to communicate with Aya, tell her that she doesn't have to hide herself from me, and that her crow friends (as well as herself) are welcome on my windowsills and in my bird feeder at any time with any luck she could eventually bring the better crowgirl along.
I figured, I would write her a letter, and then cut out a maple leaf from some red cardboard, and glue it onto the envelope as a seal so that she knows the letter is addressed to her, and possible appreciates me going the extra mile to decorate it. The problem was - I didn't have coloured cardboard, glue, envelope, or scissors. I wasn't even sure if I had a working pen, although I somehow knew that I did have at least a pencil and a stack of A4 sheets. And also, I wasn't sure what and how to write, everything that came to my head was immediately rejected as 'retarded attempts at being funny'. And also, I didn't know how to deliver it to her: I was planning to put it onto the windowsill, expecting her to either fly over and quickly snatch it, or send a crow to retrieve it for her. But if I just put it on a windowsill, it could fall off, or someone could see a letter on the windowsill, and take it before she could get to it; if I put the letter into the bird feeder it would get dirty, and I didn't know if they would dare come there.
As I was pondering all that, I looked out of the window once more, and saw a monkey sitting on the roof of the utility building, watching something on a smartphone (that I for some reason knew it stole from somebody). It completely distracted me from Aya, so I went out to retrieve that phone.
Because of dream logic, the building was just the right height to where if I climbed onto some junk under it, I could jump just high enough to grab onto the ledge, and pull myself up. There I just came held out my hand to the monkey, and told it something like "okay, buddy, that's enough, give it back". And it just handed it to me without any fuss, jumped off the roof, and disappeared into the forest.
Don't know what that part of the dream was about, but now I was standing on the roof with a stolen phone I got from a monkey. I figured, I had to return it somehow, maybe get it to the police, or try to look up its owner myself. But before that I lost to my own monkey-brain, and got distracted by the phone just like the monkey before me. The phone had open something like a nitter feed, but it was all just videos that were also autoplaying as you scrolled past them. I guess it was my brain's interpretation of zoomer social networks like vine and tiktok. Anyway, I was curious what the owner of the phone was watching before getting his phone stolen, and secretly hoping to find some diamond in the rough incredible webm. So, I plopped onto the stomach and began scrolling through funny videos. I don't remember  the videos themselves, the dream could have gone into the third person for a second there, so I don't know if I even saw them, but I did know that they all sucked ass. But I kept swiping through them anyway, eventually just scrolling the timeline as fast as I can to see how fast I can make it go, and how far it goes.
A few moments in, I heard the slapping of tiny feet to the left of me, and looking there, I got the same feeling of my eyesight refusing to focus. So I tried to make a friendly expression, patted the ground before me, and said something like "Don't worry, I'm nice, we can watch the videos together if you want" (even the dream me thought that came out dumb). But, apparently, it was reassuring enough for the nothingness before me, because my eyes focused again, and little Sukuna stepped towards me.
I patted the ground between me and the phone, once again inviting her to join me, and she gladly climbed in and lied down on her stomach, copying me. We watched through the videos together. She gave a loud, hearty laugh to each one of them, and with her sincerity being infectious, soon enough I too began somewhat enjoying them.
Then I looked over the edge of the roof, and saw Aya again. She was looking at us kind of expectantly, so I instantly assumed she wants to join in too. So, I left the phone in Sukuna's hands, and went to give her a hand. I held my hand out for her, but she didn't take it, and just continued looking at me kind of questioningly. Probably because that's not what she wanted, but my dream self was having none of that. I jumped down, and picked her up by the thighs, giving her like a piggyback, but on a single shoulder, don't know if there's a better description. The dream me didn't even think about feeling her up: just helping the lady (who is a flying crow-youkai) up (onto the roof that's normally a crow fight-club, basically). He's a true gentleman, that was the first thing I thought of when going through the dream after waking up.
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So, I climbed back up and went back to watching videos with Sukuna, who did not take her eyes off the phone for the whole time, and called Aya over to join us. She was clearly confused from me pushing her onto the roof for no reason, and probably from how me and Sukuna were lying around prone on the fucking roof. But she accepted the invitation nonetheless, and snuggled up to me from the side. Then, after some more time, I finally realized I was lying around covered in sexy youkai women after thinking about how comfy it was, and also holy shit, youkai are real, I guess. So I decided to snap some pics to flex on you. I stood up and opened the camera on the phone, not sure if mine or the one Sukuna was watching. Seeing I was photographing them, Aya flew away immediately. Sukuna got embarrassed, and wanted to leave too, but did not. I think she even did a timid double peace, but I don't remember well from that point. The camera went blocky the longer it was directed at her, with any movement leaving blocky trails. I remember thinking: "Wow, so the videos do turn into soapy 144p shit when making ghost photos!" So, I quickly took some pics, while trying to hold it as still as possible until the image deteriorated completely. The dream went a little longer from that point, but I don't remember much more.
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I just woke up from a touhou dream, very lucid, I'm sharing now so I don't forget.

The setting was like a summer camp, kind of had one of those 80's sex comedy vibes, like Meatballs. Guys and girls were in their own dorms. Typical guy dorm thing, talking about which girl we wanted to bone. I get changed and go out to hang around Sunny, Luna and Star. A few other guys with me. Sunny seemed receptive to my charms, so we decided to spend the next day together. Another guy that was after her made some kind of weird joke about "Me and you, and a chinaman filming" she didn't like that. Supposed to be next day, but I actually just went back to the dorm and changed clothes, I remember the shirt was dirty. I came out and Sunny was waiting for me with another guy. It was one of those friend dates or something. We went somewhere, can't remember, but she was changing clothes and we were both peeping on her. When she came out he made the same joke about a chinaman filming. She took my hand and we left without him. We went behind the dorms and started kissing. Just pecks at first, then small licks, before full-out tongue sucking. When we disengaged she told me to meet her after the festival and to wear something nice. It was around then I "remembered" they were the stars of a performance that would happen at the end. They were supposed to put on some fireworks before throwing a terminally ill girl into space. Anyway, I changed clothes again, put on another dirty shirt, changed my mind, and put on a brand new one.
On the way to the festival I was walking with my mom. She was angry about me spending time with Sunny, and made reference to a girl I am in love with. I got angry at her and told her to stay out of my business. At the festival we were all watching the fairies put on a danmaku show, then Sunny lifted a girl and tossed her into the air, Star caught her and threw her higher, where Luna tossed her and she winked out into space. Someone said she'll be in our hearts forever or something, but I had noticed it wasn't the ill girl, it was Ran. Someone else noticed and said "isn't that Ran?" After a bit a few of the guys came through with their shirts looking cartoonishly mauled by a tiger. I thought they must have been responsible for the switch as a prank and that was Ran's revenge.
I met Sunny at some kind of lover's benches nearby, secluded in the bushes. She was there with Luna and Star and there were several other couples there as well. My mom was sitting next to her, shaking her head in disapproval. There wasn't any space so I sat on a bench next to theirs and a guy from the dorms told me he had a plan to hook his buddy up with Star and to follow along. He stood and started going on about something and getting everyone to change seats, it ended with Star sitting with the friend and me in between Sunny and my mom. I wasn't going to let her ruin the good time so I started kissing Sunny anyway. Sunny straddled my lap and before I knew we were both pantsless and rubbing against each other. My mom finally left from embarrassment, then we really started to get into it. She was stroking my dick and slapping it against her belly, showing off how deep it would end up in her. The other couples were also messing around, but I could still feel their eyes on us. She started sliding her pussy along my dick and I started moving with her as she was getting wet. When I started to get closer I wanted to put it in, so I turned my hips to push into instead of against her. "Tight," she said, "Tighter!" she exclaimed, I realized I was against her ass, so I positioned back at her pussy. As I began to push in, she made a grunt so I stopped. Everyone had stopped their own base running and was watching our soon-to-be homerun. A few of the girls seemed uptight about my attempt to deflower Sunny, one of the guys was angry too. I started to push again and the guy stood up and said I couldn't or shouldn't do it? I can't remember. I told him "A man can speak his mind, but never his heart." He told me "Never make words again." I repeated myself as he stormed off, repeating himself. The mood ruined, we left. I was holding Sunny's hand on the way back to the dorms and I smiled and leaned in to tell her, "We don't need words, we have action." She gave me a peck on the lips. I knew we would both have to finish ourselves off, later, alone.

When I woke, I remember thinking, I was probably wrong, I just wanted to get my dick wet. And the real reason I was angry with my mom, was that the girl she mentioned was no where to be found, so what was I supposed to do?
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Fs for Ran, she will forever be in our hearts.
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True ending.
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