Subject: Shiki Eiki, the Yamaxanadu
How to provoke: refusing to repent for your sins, ejaculating into her hat, calling her "shorty", saying "Yabbadabbadoo"
Your punishment: She would sentence you to the Plowing Testicles Hell, in which demons would stretch your balls to the size of a field and then plow them with plowshares and hoes. It would be incredibly painful, and you will be unable to die in Hell, so prepare your damn balls for it.
Estimated time: About 3,397,386,240,000,000,000 years
Ball Destroying Rating: C
Painfulness Rating: S
Her quote: "I am the law"