Prep work is done.
I know this sounds wierd, but there's no time to explain!
You have to walk all over me with your tippy-tappy spider feet right now!
Are you sure about that? Those legs look sharp and dangerous.
Only if you don't behave
>Wanting to be stepped on
>Begging for it even
I'd like to see you when the fate of the world depends on you like this.
>A snake pretending to have legs
Well, now I'm offended.
>Spider mums are very nurturing. Some of them regurgitate food for their babies, guard their eggs on an empty stomach, and crab spider mums liquefy themselves so that they can become food for their kids.
2hu is a whore
ur a whore
Ur mom's a whore.
An average person gets swallowed by eight spiders a year in their sleep.
Don't tell me you're one of those god-damn homosexuals I've been hearing about, the fucking arachnophobes or whatever.
DOES SPIDER HAVE PUSS PUSS?
I fear no spider. They keep the real pests away. I just hate those that are deranged enough that they want to fuck one. It's a crime against nature.
Not wanting to have sex with spidergirls just because they are spiders is arachnophobic.
Sorry, but I'll have to cancel you on Moriya Shrine's ema board.
I heard female spiders eat their mates after sex though
Almost exclusively in captivity, so it's humans' fault, as always.
Also, need low self-esteem Allocosa brasiliensis gf:
>Allocosa brasiliensis males use pheromones to attract females, in contrast to most other burrowing wolf spiders, where the females attract the males. Males have been observed to specifically cannibalize on older females that were lured into the male's burrow, while preferring mating with virgins.
This is how Yamame really looks like. If you see her, run for your life and don't look back.
Why would I even attempt to escape from the grasps of such a hottie?
I think you need to get your eyes checked.
What the hell is this barbie-doll?
Cease spreading misinformation this instant!
Kumo-kumo Yama-me ♪~
Ai shiteru ♪~
What would happen if I tried to kiss the spider?
Most likely result: the spider would be kissed.
Unless it's poisonous or a youkai, in which case your ass might get kicked.
Can spiders feel petting? I don't think they have any sensation in their skin.
Tactile perception facilitated by their sensitive hairs is the most important of their senses (so important, in fact, that it doubles as their hearing sense).
I doubt they particularly enjoy being pet, though.
(and their spider-sense, of course)
Need Yamame to hug me with her spider legs
Need a tight spiderbelly pillow.
Like how she's hugging Parsee-chan every day?
WHERE ARE HER (LOCOMOTIVE) ORGANS????!!!!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, Yam!
Let her go, you, raging lesbian!
Yamame-chan is the cutest idol!
Did you miss her latest drama?
Apparently, she went out butt-naked at her last concert.
That's fine, the audience enjoyed it and so did I
Spider milk comes from the puss-puss.
Going out butt naked is not the same as going out with a naked butt!
>Various species of spider-girls use silk extruded from spinnerets to build webs, to transfer sperm, to entrap insects by wrapping it around them, to make egg-cases, to manipulate static electricity in the air, to fly (ballooning), to detect radioactivity, and to speak and understand every language on the planet earth.
The egg-sac looks so soft. I want Yamame-chan to weave us a sleeping bag for cuddling together.
She did it again, only this time she was topless.
Yeah, there is no way you can accidentally go out into a full concert hall of people at your own performance with your tits and pussy out twice in a row.
Occupatuon change soon.
That funny way of speaking and that depressing situation.
>Yeah, there is no way you can accidentally go out into a full concert hall of people at your own performance with your tits and pussy out twice in a row.
>Occupatuon change soon.
But the audience liked it...
Oh, they will love the new occupation.
What's the new occupation?
Not really, the spider legs have human knees for some reason, and the feets are wrong too.
KOISHI IS AFRAID OF SPIDERS!
Congratulations, you have hectuplets!
I did this to her.
You spilled mayo on her favourite blouse?
Dude, she's going to kill you.
That's fine, she can get it straight from the source.