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I know this sounds wierd, but there's no time to explain!
You have to walk all over me with your tippy-tappy spider feet right now!
Please, hurry!
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>>507 (OP) 
Are you sure about that? Those legs look sharp and dangerous.
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>>510
>Human feet.
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>>510
>Sharp
Absolutely not
>Dangerous
Only if you don't behave
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>>507 (OP) 
>Wanting to be stepped on
>Begging for it even
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>>514
I'd like to see you when the fate of the world depends on you like this.
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>>514
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>>523
>A snake pretending to have legs
How cute.
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>>540
Well, now I'm offended.
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Yamame-chan <3
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>Spider mums are very nurturing. Some of them regurgitate food for their babies, guard their eggs on an empty stomach, and crab spider mums liquefy themselves so that they can become food for their kids.
Best mom.
No.554 
>>507 (OP) 
2hu is a whore
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>>554
ur a whore
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>>554
Ur mom's a whore.
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>>556
SCAWY SPYDERZ!!!
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An average person gets swallowed by eight spiders a year in their sleep.
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>>565
>>568
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>>569
Don't tell me you're one of those god-damn homosexuals I've been hearing about, the fucking arachnophobes or whatever.
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No.574 
DOES SPIDER HAVE PUSS PUSS?
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>>571
I fear no spider. They keep the real pests away. I just hate those that are deranged enough that they want to fuck one. It's a crime against nature.
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>>576
Not wanting to have sex with spidergirls just because they are spiders is arachnophobic.
Sorry, but I'll have to cancel you on Moriya Shrine's ema board.
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>>577
I heard female spiders eat their mates after sex though
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No.579 
>>578
Almost exclusively in captivity, so it's humans' fault, as always.
Also, need low self-esteem Allocosa brasiliensis gf:
>Allocosa brasiliensis males use pheromones to attract females, in contrast to most other burrowing wolf spiders, where the females attract the males. Males have been observed to specifically cannibalize on older females that were lured into the male's burrow, while preferring mating with virgins.
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This is how Yamame really looks like. If you see her, run for your life and don't look back.
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>>581
Why would I even attempt to escape from the grasps of such a hottie?
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>>583
>a hottie
I think you need to get your eyes checked.
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>>581
What the hell is this barbie-doll?
Cease spreading misinformation this instant!
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Kumo-kumo Yama-me ♪~
 Ai shiteru ♪~
No.594 
What would happen if I tried to kiss the spider?
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>>594
Most likely result: the spider would be kissed.
Unless it's poisonous or a youkai, in which case your ass might get kicked.
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No.599 
>>595
Can spiders feel petting? I don't think they have any sensation in their skin.
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>>599
Tactile perception facilitated by their sensitive hairs is the most important of their senses (so important, in fact, that it doubles as their hearing sense).
I doubt they particularly enjoy being pet, though.
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>>599
(and their spider-sense, of course)
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Need Yamame to hug me with her spider legs
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>>605
Need a tight spiderbelly pillow.
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>>605
Like how she's hugging Parsee-chan every day?
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>>983
WHERE ARE HER (LOCOMOTIVE) ORGANS????!!!!
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>>565
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, Yam!
Let her go, you, raging lesbian!
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Yamame-chan is the cutest idol!
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>>1081
Did you miss her latest drama?
Apparently, she went out butt-naked at her last concert.
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>>1082
That's fine, the audience enjoyed it and so did I
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>>1199
Fake news!
Spider milk comes from the puss-puss.
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>>1082
Going out butt naked is not the same as going out with a naked butt!
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>>1207
*butt-naked (lit.)
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>Various species of spider-girls use silk extruded from spinnerets to build webs, to transfer sperm, to entrap insects by wrapping it around them, to make egg-cases, to manipulate static electricity in the air, to fly (ballooning), to detect radioactivity, and to speak and understand every language on the planet earth.
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Spider unboxing.
The egg-sac looks so soft. I want Yamame-chan to weave us a sleeping bag for cuddling together.
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>>1082
She did it again, only this time she was topless.
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>>1509
Yeah, there is no way you can accidentally go out into a full concert hall of people at your own performance with your tits and pussy out twice in a row.
Occupatuon change soon.
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That funny way of speaking and that depressing situation.
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>>1516
>Yeah, there is no way you can accidentally go out into a full concert hall of people at your own performance with your tits and pussy out twice in a row.
>Occupatuon change soon.
But the audience liked it...
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>>1278
Oh, they will love the new occupation.
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>>1278
What's the new occupation?
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>>1601
camwhore
ＶＩＩ－ＣＨＵＢＡＡ
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HOT
Not really, the spider legs have human knees for some reason, and the feets are wrong too.
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UWAAA!
KOISHI IS AFRAID OF SPIDERS!
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Congratulations, you have hectuplets!
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I did this to her.
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>>3495
You spilled mayo on her favourite blouse?
Dude, she's going to kill you.
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>>3496
That's fine, she can get it straight from the source.
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I would
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>>3609
What's this? Human vagina?
Get that casual shit away from me!
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Yamame is cute
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>>578
>I heard female spiders eat their mates after sex though
A slight exaggeration, that's more of a praying mantis thing. But they are very hungry creatures after procreation so be sure to keep a post orgasm snack on hand, spiders burn a lot of calories when having sex and if you don't have a snack on hand well yes they will technically 'eat you'.
You could also just have procreate before dinner though then it's not a problem.

>>576
How do you expect to sustain a stable spider population if you refuse to fuck them anon? Clearly you didn't think things through. Thankfully other anons here are smarter than you.
Better correct your actions now less you want to get flooded with horse flies and stinkbugs or whatever your local regions common pest is.
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>>3934
Like a spider - jerking off and fisting.
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>>3937
>fisting
I never got the appeal to that fetish, aren't you essentially destroying your ass to the point where you can't hold a shit in if your life depended on it?
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>>576
>I fear no spider.
We'll see about that, Reimu.
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>>3951
Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
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>>4159
>Why would the youkai miko fear her spiderbros?
Good point, they should team up and tickle Wriggle Nightcunt as punishment for trespassing and getting into peoples cups lemonade.
No.4171 
>>3942
Nobody who willingly participates in hardcore assplay is particularly concerned about it's long term effects on the body.
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