The zigger arc continues…
Welcome to /japan/! It took a year but the first thread finally filled up. The usual teen discussions will take place here.
STREAMS: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: #/japan/ on irc.sageru.org
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw Last thread: >>1 https://archive.md/OgQJk
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/ocitlx
RULES:
1. Take it easy!
2. Manufacture as much bait as possible. The bros need our energy in these trying times.
3. NO HONKING $350 PENALTY I MEAN IT
4. If you had to highlight this rule to read it you must post a man of large stature.
5. Pass the PCR test or else your posts may be vaccinated. To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
WHAT
Weekly stream of random schizo music I find, usually small soundcloud artists. Many genres.
Sometimes jazz, rock, and lots of electronica lately. Post requests/complaints/threats here.
I reserve the right to play whatever I want.
WHEN
Every Wednesday at 7 to 10 PM PST. One hour of soku beatings usually starts around 8PM but this varies.
WHERE
Stream here: https://cytu.be/r/nightfly
Countdown and Archives: https://nightfly.xyz/radio.html
Lets find out if this will actually post now
Why did those fucking cuck japs abandon their own organic culture (Touhou) for some ((( gook ))) fad (Gook Archive)?
Post things manufactured in Japan.
https://github.com/progre/junowen
adonis for th19 is out
Any gamers left here? I wouldn't mind playing casually in my easy retirement. This thread could also serve for general netplay outside of soku. You know, like what we used to have in 2014……….
TOURNAMENT STARTS AT MARCH 23RD, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20240323T20
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUAWAKENING
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/KS4EWGAMZL#/signup/r6sdsoi3ztc
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney
For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.
DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc
Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder.
To host, a hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch is installed in a modpack and is used automatically in case of un-forwarded ports. Keep in mind that it can fail on some routers and workplace connections and that ping will likely be less desirable, so please forward your ports.
Wiki: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
>Tried Japanese Mustard for the first time
>It taste like Wasabi
Fuck you Japan, I swear I'm not gonna be weeb foodie ever again. Even my hot sauce taste 10x better than this yellow Wasabi. I can't believe I fell to this meme condiment.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Remilia Scarlet but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 500+ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my indentured servant maid (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
Can we get one of these going? OC production is the lifeblood of any good board. I'll dump everything I have.
Greetings comrades, now that the West is clearly not savable barring divine intervention or total war, it is time to look to Japan. Let us discuss all paths to permanent immigration to the Holy Land of the Rising Sun!
THIS IS WHAT /japan/ ACTUALLY BELIEVES.mp4
UPDATED WEBRING FACTION GUIDE HEHPILL TWO EDITION (MODS PLEASE STICKY)
EPISODE IV: A NEW COPE
THE FOLLOWING IS AN UPDATED FACTION LIST OF ALL FACTIONS FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THE WEBRING. IT HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED MULTIPLE TIMES BY MANY NEWS AGENCIES AROUND THE GLOBE AND COMPILED AFTER WEEKS OF ADHD DRUG-FUELED NEWS HUNTING RAMPAGE.
Mark Mann
Known Jew mafia crime lord. After getting blown the fuck out multiple times throughout the history of 8chan, the fat fuck from before has gotten fired by the pig farmer and ran off his board. Scurried to make another /v/ with blackjack and hookers after realizing that 8kunt is a sinking ship. His fat fingered moderation practices have solely inspired small and large boards alike to get the fuck out. Shilled his board on reddit and twitter. Massive rulekike. Represents nintendrones as he banned everyone else. Claimed to be the embodiment of "/v/" on multiple occasions. Has had an active shooter refer to him in a manifesto and thus a very dangerous player. Remaining adherents to his moderation style are so used to getting their posts jannied that they actively look forward to it.
BOARDS:
>/v/ (contested), /tv/ (contested)
PILL:
>Gold Pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Lawful Retarded
ARCHENEMY:
>Everyone that doesn't own Nintendo Switch.
QUOTE: (new section idea?)
>I AM /v/
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★
ZIGGERS
A small collective of faggots driven off Mark's safe space by sheer stupidity. The nomad tribe also known as shambling remnants of 8/vg/ has arrived at a new parking lot after destroying multiple sites by sheer asshurt alone. Largely rulecucked with a mortal fear of not talking about videogames despite originally being /v/eddit. Ironically, most of the site consists of the same type of absolute fucking rulecucks as Mark's site, some of them being even more vicious in their ways. Known to possess immense hostility towards Mark and Gamergays. Also known to LARP as another coming of Third Reich despite also advertising themselves as a fucking gas station. Seriously. Unlike Mark's board, they make an effort to play video games.
BOARDS:
>/v/ (contested), /b/ (contested), /r9k/ (contested), various contested boards
PILL:
>Blue pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>Mark
QUOTE:
>Zzzchan grows ever stronger. Soon we will take over the world. (KC voice)
THREAT LEVEL: ★★
Gamergays
Remnants of a reclining group of armchair activists. After almost six years of gamergay's death, it's corpse still emits a putrid smell. ggrevolt and gamergatehq finished their civil war with both sides bleeding out of users as their gay cock measuring competition grew stale. 8chan explosion and it's subsequent gender change have confined what's left of the sect to threads inside mark's asshole. Some would argue they're even worse than cuckchan as it's been years since they've collectively sent anyone their emails. Now spend time arguing about jewish press articles and watching vtubers. Also known as Acid Man's cattle, as their cult leader is still holding the reigns and is not about to let them go.
BOARDS:
>/v/, zigger /v/ (contested)
PILL:
>Blue pilled as fuck
ALIGNMENT:
>Whatever Mark's is.
ARCHENEMY:
>Latest Vice article
QUOTE:
>If lolicons are pedos then traps a gay. Unacceptable,
THREAT LEVEL: ★
Smug Trannies
A highly trained syndicate of self-proclaimed meidos assisted by an automatic HOIHOI janny murderbot in quote unquote moderating an anime imageboard. Directly responsible for throttling cripplekike's servers and Josh's development of INFINITY NEXT trademark which ultimately brought about the dud's downfall. De facto leaders of the so called "webring" which could be a ploy to harvest IPs directly to chinese party because it has javascript according to tech. Hates freedom, chaos, posting without capital letters, whatever it deems low quality posting at the time. As the most rulecucked faction on the webring, smug is considered to be the most dangerous to post on as it's jannies display immediate response time 24/7. Get a life, you nerds holy shit.
BOARDS:
> /a/, /tg/ (contested), /monster/ (contested), /vg/ (contested)
PILL:
>A fusion of anime and penis pills, worst traits from each
ALIGNMENT:
>Lawful Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>The /2hu/ collective
QUOTE:
>The wording of rule 7 was made more precise and now reads "/jp/ content is allowed."
THREAT LEVEL: ★
tr00nstream:
An unholy fusion of the weasel's power, foxdickfarms and (((Discord Crew))) into one eldritch entity. After their attempts to take over the webring and institute special snowflake board tech were thwarted by the /v/eddit menace and /2hu/ collective, their current focus tree has been running back to their circlejerk streams on cytube over and over for emotional support. Laughs at e-celebs, but unlike Josh's lolcow website does nothing else about them as everyone that knew how to dox left ages ago. Has a bigger hateboner for gamergays than ziggers, yet can't manage to be more productive than them even on a good day. Secretly wishes /baph/'s BO didn't get arrested because at least they could leech off of them.
BOARDS:
>/cow/ (contested), /tv/ (contested)
PILL:
>Milk pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Neutral Evil
ARCHENEMY:
>John
QUOTE:
>We always win.
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★
Dolphin
An Australian mammal of questionable intelligence. Talking to him or trying to understand his motives is like playing a game of AI Dungeon. You can get some semi-coherent responses the first few replies but it crashes after that. Declared a one schizo war against the webring, attacking it in any way he can. Sole boogeyman that claims responsibility for many doxings, IP scratchings, terrorist attacks and other acts of internet NAP violations. Used to be allied with the 2hu collective, but has since broken away from that to pursue goals more overtly. Currently he works with the tr00nstream to take out any known or imaginary pedophiles that lurk on the webring. Unfortunately that happens to be every board now so they haven't made much progress.
BOARDS:
>/cow/, /shelter/ (contested), /support/ (contested), various meta threads (contested)
PILL:
>Schizo Pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Randomly generated. He flip flops all the damn time.
ARCHENEMY:
>The Webring
QUOTE:
>STOP CALLING ME A PEDO
THREAT LEVEL: ★★ (By himself.) ★★★★★★ (With tr00nstream directing him.)
Ogreboys
Dwayne Johnson's biggest supporters. The Ogreboys will stop at not nothing to get you to consume his entire filmography. One man stands in the way of progress, but spamming Emma Watson can only get you so far. Soon everyone will either be a "Litty" fan or be exterminated. The Ogreboys really do not fuck around. Rumor has it Gahoole will even declare himself your blood brother if you buy him a single slice of pizza. Obsessed with Dunkacinos™ to the point of fetishism. Tread carefully around their swamp. Currently at war with anime and waifufags.
BOARDS:
/tv/ (contested), /dup/, /dunk/, /cow/ (contested)
PILL:
>brown pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic American
ARCHENEMY:
>Poor genetics
QUOTE:
>DUP BTFO
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★
The /2hu/ collective:
Ascended group of ancient weeaboo autists, rabid pack of sokuniggers and a namefag that can't shut the fuck up. Descendants of a long line of noble /jp/ spinoffs, exiled teenbros have evolved into a full grown cabal. Suspected to conspire to take over the entire webring for the good of the fantasy "tengu reich", become a sequel to /intl/, install gensokyo and get a 2hu waifu. Loosely suspected to be an offshoot of goons, the true extent of their master plan remains to be seen. A highly unstable entity.
BOARDS:
> /japan/, /2hu/ (contested), /v/ (contested), /jp/ spinoffs (contested), various unlisted boards
PILL:
>Unknowable, they likely have their own medicine cabinet
ALIGNMENT:
>Unknown, possibly Chaotic Evil. Arcane arts obscure their true alignment.
ARCHENEMY:
>Imageboards
QUOTE:
>We are all merely pawns in a larger game. The difference is that some of us can see the board.
THREAT LEVEL: Unknown, presumably very high. Exercise extreme caution.
The Freedom Front
Various boards of note that are making a last stand against rampant admin abyuuse. A faction resurrected after multiple boards split themselves that has been trying to deliver on where jewt couldn't, dudman didn't and pig farmer qdn't. While there is no formal alliance, these boards have so far mostly rejected the call of the DEL button. Surprisingly, most are winning their game of survival mode. Spee in particular has been largely successful in it's own site.
There are still various forces plotting against them such as an elusive footfag cabal that's been trying to take over what's left of the freedom front. No matter how you look at it, this faction has it's work cut out for it.
BOARDS:
>/sp/, /animu/ (contested), /b/ (contested), /bane/, /japan/ (contested)
PILL:
>heh pill
ALIGNMENT:
>chaotic good
ARCHENEMY:
>overmoderation
QUOTE:
>Take it easy!
THREAT LEVEL: ★
The politologists
After /pol/ suffered a crippling loss of IQ after trump's election, various boards split themselves off in an attempt to preserve total intelligence after realizing how crippled it's become. Now, instead of shitflinging and/or arguing any points of their ideologies on a big political board, they circlejerk without end on their compounds, treating their ideologies as small scale religions and utterly convinced that their version of just cause is right and that someday they'll have their revolution. Harmless and peaceful compared to Q cattle, that managed to execute a fucking mob boss.
BOARDS:
>/fascist/, /monarchy/, /liberty/
PILL:
>Iron pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Ideology dependent, likely Lawful Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>/abdl/
QUOTE:
> people argue because arguing gets attention and nothing ever gets done
THREAT LEVEL: ★
Post 1/2
The teen philosophy of "fuck da jan man" which dictates posters be free to post whatever and encourages conflict to strengthen the userbase is obviously a functional one. Lately its come under fire from teens abroad, but we've held the tide back. However, it doesn't matter how many times we blow them the fuck out when they just won't accept anything that doesn't agree with their narrative. I propose that we further refine our position in this thread to make the stance completely ironclad. I'll open with what I think is the biggest problem with jannies today:
Personal bias.
They always apply their biases to their rules and twist them to mean whatever they want them to mean. This in turn leads to extreme subjectivity and inconsistency with moderation enforcement actions. Usually it comes down to them deleting things they don't like simply because they don't like it. In other cases they will hide or delete criticism to protect themselves. It always results in either alienating the users or better yet becoming the very thing they complain about! A personality board. What's more is that they completely lack the self awareness needed to understand how out of touch they've become, resulting in further detachment from everyone. Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. It doesn't help that the users who've stuck around long enough go along with it like nothing is out of the ordinary. They end up completely turning into a cargo cult in the process. We've seen it with both /v/s, we've seen it with julay, we've especially seen it with /a/, and now we're seeing it with pissu.
Whata fuck do we do bros? Continue to fight back against this faggotry? Give up on all them because it's all so tiresome? I've thought about it for a while, and I think I'm approaching my wit's end.
/japan/'s first babbyget is coming up. Why not celebrate by stealing some digits? Join the team today and receive free nice cream. You'll also get all the stolen valor you want!
To play the game of kings, all you have to do is make a post in a similar style to ones on our quilt. A new Marquee thread instead of a reply earns more prestige. Points are awarded based on the value of your GET:
1-9999 ~ 0 points (babbyget)
10000-99999 ~ 1 point (minor league GET)
100000-999999 ~ 2 points (major league GET)
1000000+ ~ 3 points (professional GET)
Sanctioned GETs are the first digit followed by only 0s, sequential integers, or pure repeating numbers. (e.g 300000, 123456, 55555 etc.) Posts that just include dubs or greater are not true GETs. (177777, 34567, 220000 etc.)
You may choose to represent our board in the subject field, or any other you like. The more players the merrier! If you catch others sagebombing to GET easily, feel free to Honk them! Bump their shit with or without a Chen to increase the difficulty of the match by alerting jannies. If you end up wasting a GET, don't feel too bad. It happens to everyone once in a while. Just come back after cooling off your hothead.
Don't forget to screenshot your GETs incase the janny decides to del!!!
How will Ziggers react to Best Korea nuking Japan (again)?
North Korea missile launch prompts Hokkaido shelter alert
https://archive.ph/4Fj4i
>Seoul/Tokyo, Apr 13 (EFE).- Pyongyang on Thursday fired an unidentified ballistic missile, according to Seoul and Tokyo, prompting Japanese authorities to alert Hokkaido residents to take shelter amid concerns that it could land on or near the island.
Inside an underground nuclear bunker in Japan that's made to withstand war with North Korea
https://archive.ph/SloFN
>As North Korea shows off its nuclear missiles and tanks, some in nearby Japan are preparing for the worst. A growing number of Japanese people are building bunkers that could theoretically help protect them from nuclear warfare, Reuters reports.
>A Reuters photographer recently went inside a model bunker created by Shelter Co., an Osaka-based company that makes underground nuclear shelters for homes in Japan. The shelter is located inside the home of the company’s CEO, Seiichiro Nishimoto.
名る宗民は来休がトこ約制レウロヱ禁晃マレロ能長くまぐ労載査難豊粘けだえ謙越っげ的補べーゃの塩空とッぐ専決りリづ別性イラれ埼制ぞりと特意枠ろ。発章どクん厚開れたッル神齢わの尼郵ワミフヘ保掲つ怠辞フト井2情ケサ誰成エア士原エワネ取知タ公日ヘルイカ載無サ協政モ視引き芸割ツカ経4習到失降敷もイすこ。
16検テ投6楽両ア貝任べぐけ上思58投界樹ぎ先崎込ト近振きょ盗面ニ覧易援来熊にん。下能箱モテコム故郎ミ京書サシトハ楽可オネワヘ佳事リウ掲連オ二記ご悦速ふずぶ菓5紀むドみを高肯れドびは食態しさめき。健サニヱ束中レよほが大場つぱべ断社ニコサ戸用ミヲ映9利ヒウサコ以紀定トかど剛覧こぜ広政が撃勢フ急番めや家載とド科載うト態本ふょじに会今づぎう媛様ざげスみ向意宮輸てなスょ。
整す速記ス会提ーふあッ室一コツ控比ヲヤ病氷れぞフ勧木さッラ道高戦ユ文院リヒネ法返ソワム日能やほ番明ヱウシ先額犯ッぞ。目ちばごん予摘ぐリづあ罪海見うろ価76氷シレフウ創裏10勤ち間奈写レ州張リき小読アス金鳥買非リをにみ。間ゆ半止へもラい抜定ね設不カ簿者さ下日題製ナ野明ル面13将ウ州今せ議料防債めづやな。
大ア村及ヲツヨウ法祉わるにん子験レヲカヘ辺変討み岐6著スムヱイ細長ロワ面立ル必電スコ級高けずふ足歳かよ原8振火違ようわさ。器ほにげ試支に東問カサハ合数岡3課ば新提ハコトセ解江ヨ情悩ご録量月トふイね天量ま面全農閣お。応国ー録供わ宮抗ん条働テヲレネ中成めゆほひ若経ラスカサ廟脱ひイ批居ヌスクハ更駿柄捕れべほせ建亀欄をあーそ。
NEURAL NETWORKS ARE THE FUTURE
This tool is a lot better than what we had access to before. It's like DALLE-2 but for practical uses (weeb shit/porn). The specific branch I'm using was trained off of danbooru tags. I recommend you run it while you sleep if you have a slower pc or want to produce large batches to pick through.
Installation: https://rentry.org/voldy
GAZE upon randomly generated some 2hu!!!!!!!!!!!
BLEEDING EDGE TECHNOLOGY
https://rentry.org/sdupdates
https://github.com/demibit/stable-toolkit
also uh some models are now malware watch out hope none of us got pwned
help me /japan/, where do I commission an artist who is
>cheap
>talented
>not a stupid fucking niggerbrain retarded cunt mongrel dipshit trannui faggot
to draw my anime girls?
You guys are in some deep shit once the Otamin finds out about this
henlo budy how yeem been doen :))))
There was a picture of a husky, perhaps obese, yet muscular Japanese schoolgirl I had saved and accidentally deleted. She was eating lunch and the only specific food item I remember was a bottle of Vitaene C. She was caught off-guard and likely embarrassed and ashamed of having her picture taken while eating. The students in the background were a group of girls having a desperate or excitable conversation behind her and in the back of the class a male student playing his 3DS or DS. Would anyone happen to have this saved as I had posted on /jp/ in the Autumn of 2018 and I assume some must have saved it. It was an enjoyable and interesting picture to me for reasons I can't articulate.
Bootleg here, telling you all that the bootleg's version of lost word has finally released after 5 years of dev hell.
Will you play that game?
One year ago to this day, Julay's reckoning was brought about by a single shitpost. Yes, some of them are still mad.
Matthew 5:10
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Reminder that Tengu did nothing wrong and HangingFlesh was the CP poster.
pls respong I allegedly shilled lots today
Yahoo~! What time is it? It's time for anther caw caw thread!
When you wake up on the 1st of the month, if the first thing you say out loud is "caw caw caw", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month! Lot's of things have been going on, and you might be feeling down, but don't give up!
You don't want to spend all your time feeling sad and frustrated, do you? Keep going and make the most out of life! And don't forget to take it easy once in a while, okay?
Eden was here, you guys are faggots
come to dab owl ok haha fuck the overboard
Gikopoi yearly New Years Eve party
Same as it always was
party starts at 11:30pm EST / 04:30 UTC
- ⭕ anonymous OK
- ⭕ tripcode OK
- ⭕ vpn OK
- ❎ 3dpd NOT OK
https://play.gikopoi.com
delivering christmas cheer tonight hbu
I read anko-san, it was good. I'd say mimi-mix was better but anko-san definitely ran with the themes harder. Are there more of these loose anthology/girl encyclopedia sol yuri stories you could reccomend? I've read XXX, obviously, but that's extremely light on character.
>new tag on dynasty
How is this pairing so uncommon
It's one of the more established
Do people not play the games?
Post in this thread every time you visit /japan/ to BTFO illiterate /cow/ards
An easy thread for game discussion other than 2hu. Post hidden gems, find frens to play with, or talk about new stuff.
Where can i see all the police army fashion design equipment
moonbitches exterminated lmao
I want a graphics tablet that's an actual mouse not some dumb gay snowflake software defined bullshit that doesn't work and doesn't do what it's supposed to.
I'm fucking sure this existed a decade ago so it must exist now, but I have no idea what it's called or who makes them.
To be clear, what I want is:
-a stylus that, if you press/hold one button, infers a pressed/held right mouse button
-a surface that, if you move the stylus near, interprets a mouse input to place the cursor in the corresponding space. If the stylus is touching the screen and the rmb is not pressed, a left mouse button will be interpreted as being pressed and held.
I don't want pressure sensitivity. I don't want configurable firmware or to be able to map the device to some screen and not another or to a window rather than the screen or to hook into graphics software or anything like that. If it's not possible to get a device where the RMB occludes LMB inputs, that's fine but a compromise.
What is a real tablet input device called that isn't dumb gay overengineered non-working nusoftware bullshit?
I don't think there's a usable /d/ or if there is I dunno about it so I'll ask here
Is there a way to describe or find things where the girl gets sort of 'snatched' by a tentacle or similar? Pic related is the gif, I'm particular looking for that sort of 'consensual' thing but either way.
Now, it's implied a lot in tentacle doujins, like these panels in NTS4, but it's very rarely actually shown in my experience. There's either still shots that get cut between or the character is obscured and the whole shot is glossed over.
I know there are a lot of battle sequences in shite anime, especially retro, where a girl gets grabbed by a tentacle but obviously those don't have the same kind of leaning into it besides that they're all 3 frame ultra long shots where you can't see shit and it's neither sexual nor well done.
TOURNAMENT STARTS AT AUG 27TH, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20220827T20
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/xth8bx55
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/bfd1q34SSM
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney
For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.
DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y
This repack contains pre-configured soku alongside quality-of-life mods like automatically enabling rollback (sokuroll), autopunch, netplay lobby and being able to change contents of your deck in the character selection menu during netplay. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125
MIRRORS (links from the old thread):
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc
For those that can't download from the main mega link for some reason. Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder.
To host, a hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch is installed in a modpack and is used automatically in case of un-forwarded ports. Keep in mind that it can fail on some routers and workplace connections and that ping will likely be less desirable, so please forward your ports.
Wiki: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
Post metal, punk and rock music from Japan, underground or mainstream So long as it isn't Babymetal
How much love can we get for the one true waifu Asami Yamazaki?
"Love me and nobody else anon. Love me alone. Promise? Love no one else but me."
Quads day, play chess to post play chess in flash
Alart.
Sessho-seki split in two.
Find Ran and send her back.
Please ignore the mist.
the culture has changed………….
A lot of mixed gender onsens including Yubara onsen require males to be fully naked in the onsen while females are given large towels to wrap around their bodies and males can't even bring their own towels in. Is there a reason for this?
>What the heck is a Gikopoi?
Gikopoi is an MMO with all the filler taken out and just the best part left - town idling. You play as a variation of a "Giko", which is a Japanese cat emoticon that stems from 2ch in the olden days. There are various rooms and each one has varying slots for streaming audio and video. There are also plenty of interesting secrets that you will learn just by watching oldfags play.
>Why should I play it?
Flash is dying soon, and this long standing game may die along with it. It's also apparently a Japanese board tradition to play on New Years Eve/Day.
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi141_for/flash_gikopoi.html
Make sure to check out some of the guides on the right side of the page for helpful info. "#list" in the chat will list room populations and "#rula" will allow you to teleport to most rooms.
(Note for the new - you can choose not to input a name and you will beget the monikor "Anonymous". It can be difficult to differentiate who is saying what when two or more players have the same name, and this is more likely to happen with Anonymous players. You don't have to register or anything, so you can freely change your name to whatever you want)
Kurisumasu is almost here /japan/! Are you looking forward to getting anything this year? Have you earned enough good boy points to pay for it?
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TOURNAMENT STARTS ON DECEMBER 18RD, 4PM EDT/9PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211218T21
GAKI VIEWING PARTY IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUCHRISTMAS
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/yyoCmlV6Dq
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is a shitty fighting game with gay random weather mechanics that everyone on this board plays except me. It's just another in a long line of combo cuck games. Why they don't move on to something newer and more fun like Melty is beyond comprehension. If you join expect nigger orgies and discarded trash from KFC to litter the thread. Why are we still here, just to suffer?
DOWNLOAD:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y
This repack contains pre-configured cock and ball implements to ruin your day. Created by niggers, for niggers. Truly, it's a nigger genre. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125
MIRRORS (links from the old thread):
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc
For those that can't download from the main mega link for some reason. Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder.
To host, a hosting player forwards a port (WOOOW who would've thought huh) and allows his IP:Port to be datamined by everyone in the chat, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects and regrets signing up. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - figure it out faggot.
Wiki by chinkcord users like you: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
Game mechanics and character summaries:
>>1862
>>1863
>>1864
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much sandbagging as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game that will be promptly ignored because spoonfeeding is gay.
LONG LIVE ZIGGER ERA
Welcome to /japan/! Hopefully we won't get fucked again! I'll keep this thread open for suggestions and the classic Warosu discussion that every /jp/ spinoff needs to survive.
I'll be hosting streams when I do them here: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: #/japan/ on irc.sageru.org
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/bpkuly
RULES:
1. Take it easy!
2. Increase PPH to succulent levels. Failure to comply will result in less posds DDDD:
3. Be as big of a teenbro as humanly possible.
4. (You)
5. Pass the PCR test or else your posts may be vaccinated.
To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
anyone else on suicide watch…………..
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
found some rare janny cats for your funposting needs
It has come to my attention that there is an alarming trend of 2hu misrepresentation on this board. Reducing god like badasses into hypersexualized fan service. Allow me to correct the error of your ways.
hi japanmin I hope you're doing ok
THIRD TOURNAMENT STARTS AT JULY 31ST, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20210731T20
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUDUELIST
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/DyLvyC1y7h
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney
For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.
DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y
This repack contains pre-configured soku alongside quality-of-life mods like automatically enabling rollback (sokuroll), autopunch, netplay lobby and being able to change contents of your deck in the character selection menu during netplay. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125
MIRRORS (links from the old thread):
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc
For those that can't download from the main mega link for some reason. Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder.
To host, a hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch is installed in a modpack and is used automatically in case of un-forwarded ports. Keep in mind that it can fail on some routers and workplace connections and that ping will likely be less desirable, so please forward your ports.
Wiki: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
Old thread: >>6368
Tournament info + important information: >>6369
Game mechanics and character summaries:
>>1862
>>1863
>>1864
Reuploaded tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcJaQweQEg
*glug glug glug glug* Mmm, Barry's Red Cola!
THIRD TOURNAMENT STARTS AT JULY 31ST, 8PM UTC https://time.is/UTC https://prolikewoah.com/t/20210731T20
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/SOKUDUELIST
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/DyLvyC1y7h
STREAM LINK (when the tourney starts): https://cytu.be/r/touhourney
For those that do not want to register manually, post the name that you are signing up with here. It will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.
DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/file/JaZ1WCrZ#S5KOFmp7vvV6I31hmJh157q9Nw0Z0fDMYb01WBQ4h_Y
This repack contains pre-configured soku alongside quality-of-life mods like automatically enabling rollback (sokuroll), autopunch, netplay lobby and being able to change contents of your deck in the character selection menu during netplay. Simply extract and play. More info here >>5125
MIRRORS (links from the old thread):
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Modpack: https://mega.nz/file/m5ghXYLQ#waa_R8bY-JmApb3Xia__6MetYdKddmCk39QwkJEGlGc
For those that can't download from the main mega link for some reason. Get soku, then extract contents of swrs toys (modpack archive) directly into the same folder.
To host, a hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game. For hosts, please be sure to check the options menu to set a port and disable the "post to bot" checkmark if you don't want random people from the lobby to join instead of people in the thread. If no one's joining in the thread, playing people from the lobby can be a good idea to practice!
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch is installed in a modpack and is used automatically in case of un-forwarded ports. Keep in mind that it can fail on some routers and workplace connections and that ping will likely be less desirable, so please forward your ports.
Wiki: https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event - by hosting games or joining them. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
alright which is better
ota or gn
HE CAN DELETE MY POSTS BUT HE CAN'T DELETE MY SPIRIT
>What is chess
High impact racial violence simulator.
>Where to play?
https://lichess.org/
Also https://www.chess.com/ but I haven't used it.
To play with anons select "Play With a Friend". Pick a variant and time control. Pick a colour (random unless you're a shitter), and post link in thread.
To join follow the link and press "Join game". Then, let the race war begin. If the game has started, clicking on the link will take you straight to the board to spectate.
Game mechanics
The game is played on an 8x8 grid. The horizontal lines are called files, the vertical lines, ranks. These are given cartesian coordinates (A-G,1-8). (B,3), written B3, is the 2nd file, 3rd rank. The first two rows have your army, called pieces. Pieces have movement patterns they always follow explained below. White always moves first. Attacking is simply moving ontop of an opponents piece which captures it and it is now out of the game for the rest of play. Defending is done by having one of your own pieces attack in the direction of a friendly piece. If the opponent Initiates an attack and takes your piece, you capture their piece back. All pieces can move and capture in the same direction except pawns. Threatening to capture the king is called check. The king cannot voluntarily move into check. When the king cannot escape the threat, this is called checkmate. First do do this wins.
Time control: How long each person has to play. When you run out you lose. If not set, you or your opponent can choose to never play and not lose, but, if you trust your opponent and want to take it easy, you don't need to set one. 5 mins is reasonable. 3 mins for a fast game. 1 for a battle of speed and primal instincts. 10 mins for big think games. Increment is how many seconds you earn from making a move. 5+3 = 5 mins and +3 seconds to your timer when you move.
The game can be a draw if:
Either player cannot move. This is called stalemate.
The same position is reached three times. This is called three-fold repetition.
50 turns pass without a pawn move or a piece capture.
There are not enough pieces to checkmate. e.g. a bishop and a king. This is just another form of the 50 turn rule but saves time for the players.
Only one player is capable of checkmate but they run out of time. e.g. King and pawn vs king. If the king and pawn player runs out of time, the game is a draw.
Controls
M1 - Select pieces
MX,MY - X and Y mouse movment
f - flip board
left/right or h/l - scrolls through the game's timeline
up/down or j/k - go to the begining/end of the timeline
Some of these are also available on the right side menu. Also included is an analysis board where you are taken to a sandbox game of the current position to test moves. Once the game is over you can use an engine (computer AI) to analyse the position. There is also a list of all the moves played and their corresponding turn number. The notation for moves only inclued the destination with the source implied. On lichess piece symbols are used but usually the piece symbols are:
K - King
Q - Queen
R - Rook
B - Bishop
N - Knight
-Pawn (pawn is ignored)
So, from the standard starting position, e4 means pawn e2-e4, Nf6 means Ng8-Nf6. When there are multiple choices for moves such as two rooks on the 1st rank then the corresponding file is used. e.g. Ra-d1 or Rf-d1 for two possible rook moves.
The extra options on the side of the board are:
left turn arrow - Ask your opponent if you can undo your move. They won't accept it. :^)
1/2 - Offers the opponent a draw.
flag - Resign i.e. forfeit. Saves time if you don't want to play a lost position.
Once the game is over you get the option to offer a rematch so the host doesn't need to post another link. Also there's the option to use the analysis board but you can use the engine now.
It's not recommended to play against the computer. At lover levels, it is designed to play random mistakes to give you a chance. As the engine can't differentiate material and strategical value in it's algorithm, it will often just give away pieces for no reason. It wont make human errors to exploit and learn from. You won't be able to learn from it unless you put it to a higher level, but then you will just get crushed 1,000 times over in the opening.
Overview of variants
-Standard. Checkmate to win. Don't run out of time of course. Can't go wrong with some good old simple chess. Pieces start from a standard position. Welcome to tryhard heaven.
-Crazyhouse. Standard but you can place down any piece captured from your opponent as a turn. If the exponential complexity of chess wasn't enough for you then crazyhouse is for you. For shogi weebs and those that wish to create the ultimate pawn fort. You can also make a game of collecting all the pieces to humiliate your opponent.
-Chess960. The pieces behind the pawns have their position randomised. Are you a scrub and blame your losses on your opponent memorising openings? Play 960! Now your ego has no protection from your own retardation.
-King of the Hill. Standard position. You win by getting your king into any of the 4 centre squares. Be careful not to get checkmated on crazy king walks.
-Three-check. Standard position. Check three times and win. Extreamely fun. You can instantly lose from conventionaly safe positions, and, after enough games, ptsd will cripple any and all decisions you make.
-Antichess. Standard position. Win by loosing all your pieces. Any piece that can be taken must be taken. Great to jape a person who thought they were playing standard.
-Atomic. Standard position. The pieces explode. You can have it all, a great position and material advantage, but one sneaky nigger will send you into a spiral of dispair. Fun until you learn the opening. Then it's only fun for white. Enjoy your ethnic cleansings.
-Horde. Black has a standard position, white has 36 pawns. You will sacrifice a knight for a pawn in this variant and you will like it, or you will lose.
-Racing Kings. Both players start at the bottom and must move their king to the top. The start position is non standard. Still 8x8 board but you start with a 2x4 area next to your opponent. You aren't allowed to check in this version.
-From Position. Standard rules. You can create your own starting position and play from there. Generally used for studying a position. Can be as unbalanced as you want but no more than 1 king per side. Jape your opponent into joining a game where all your pieces are knights or where one of your rooks is an extra queen.
ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th, WE RAID /tv/ FOR THE CRIME OF UNCONTROLLED JANITORING.
NO HOLDS BARRED, POST LEGAL LOLI AT FULL BLAST, POST ANIME THREADS ON /tv/ BECAUSE IT'S ALLOWED, POST /dup/ THREADS WITH ON TOPIC SUBJECTS BUT OFF TOPIC IMAGES, POST ANYTHING ON /dunk/ IT'S A SHITHOLE
IF WE ARE EXTENSIVELY SUCCESSFUL GAHOOL MAY AN HERO JUDGING BY HIS CURRENT MENTAL STATE SHOWN IN HIS LAST VIDEO. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE, LADS!
I fell for the gyaru meme and started dating one.
>Obsessed with weird 'cute' accessories for her phone
>Intense smell of perfume
>Didn't even like rap, just listened to either "Modern" American pop like Party Rock Anthem or lovey-dovey 2000s J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi
>Was a clutz who could barely walk up the stairs
>Her jewellery was either tacky cheap shit or stuff her mom picked out for her
>Tanned because she was insecure about her body and latched onto the image as a form of identity
>Slightly chubby legs from sitting on the sofa all day
>Thought she'd want to get dressed up and go clubbing, instead she wore sweaters and wanted to walk to coffee shops in the snow with me. Bitch it's freezing out
>Tried to speak in 'cool' English but I could tell it was just poorly spliced together lines picked out of romance movies
>Acted like she was experienced with men but was clueless in bed and we had to awkwardly learn together
It was awful. The stupid shit you have to deal with is too much
>Always cried like a baby during sad animal scenes in movies as she grabs your arm, her makeup running down her face
>Fanaticized about princesses, changed her hairstyle constantly
>Always wants to try cooking. Bought these faggy matching 'cute' aprons for us to wear as we make a mess in the kitchen together laughing
>Her room was pure pink and white with stuffed animals and crap
>Had one of those massive curtain beds with fluffy pillows and layers of frilly sheets with a mattress that you just sink into and get lost in as she rolls around
>Her long painted nails will dig into your back when fuck her, and you're always stuck washing lipstick stains off your face from her ardent kissing
>Doesn't let you get up after sex, just wants to lay with you in her big bed together, harassing you with her tongue
Dumped her because it was too much. Just get an American college babe with cool dyed hair and a nice social media presence instead.
ALSO KNOWN AS FUTURE PROPERTY OF FINLAND
International thread. Post international things.
Behold the lands raised in her majestic name.
You who seek the One True Jay, follow this enigma towards the key.
Travel towards treasured mountains, to where the Kappa dwell.
From where the water flows, look for the shore that shares it's name.
To the west lies Tengu's mark - there sleeps a key between them.
The one who obtains the key must then find the One True Jay in accordance with these rules.
On the first twilight, offer the five chosen as The key as sacrifices to mystery.
On the second twilight, sacrifice those same five again.
On the third twilight, deflect and janny everything.
On the fourth twilight, read the GET WATCH thread and kill.
On the fifth twilight, read the Intl thread and kill.
On the sixth twilight, read the Meta thread and pill.
On the seventh twilight, secrets shall be made known and all becomes history.
On the eighth twilight, at journey's end, you shall reach the peak and obtain One True Jay's treasures.
The Tengu shall praise the swift and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the GETs from One True Jay.
One shall be rekindled passion of every lurker that has left.
One shall be all the platinum posts that were lost.
One shall be to put the board to sleep for all time.
Sleep peacefully, my beloved board, /japan/.
How do /cow/fags feel about their new president?
Why this type of trickery, A captcha that tests my patience and involves _brainstorming_. A captcha shouldn't take 30 seconds to solve
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Making this thread because of /a/'s unfortunate demise. This seems to be the season of good sequels. Are you looking forward to anything? Would all 3 of you be interested in watching seasonal streams?
I'm gonna fucking sigh!!!!!!!!!!
MESS WITH THE BEST
DIE LIKE THE REST
wow look at all these raymoos
Merorin was here, you guys are faggots
TOURNAMENT STARTS AT DECEMBER 26TH, 9PM UTC https://time.is/UTC
BRACKETS LINK: https://challonge.com/MYSTERY_BOX
SIGN UP FOR THE TOURNEY HERE: https://challonge.com/tournaments/signup/EJDpLCI3AT#/signup/kyd03y2f608
STREAM LINK: TO BE ADDED
If you do not want to register, post the name that you are signing up with here. You will be added to the brackets.
Hisoutensoku is an expansion to Touhou 10.5 SWR and is a multiplayer fighting game made by Tasofro with ZUN's approval. It's easy to learn, hard to master battle system makes for fun and fast paced matches with counterhits often launching girls across the screen. Very fast when played right. As a P2P game, game hosts must forward ports in order to play it or use specific workarounds.
DOWNLOAD LINKS:
Full installation: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
Mirror: http://www.mediafire.com/file/7ulje2arv05zjbg/Touhou_Hisoutensoku_%252B_Full_Unlock_%252B_SokuRoll_%252B_SWRSToys_%252B_Tensokukan.zip/file
Extract into the folder of your choice. After launching th123e.exe, wait one or two seconds and then launch SokuRollLoader.exe to enable netplay. To host, hosting player forwards a port (detailed instructions are available on the internet) and provides IP with a port in an IP:Port format, launches the game with sokuroll and uses the Vs Network menu to start the server. Client connects to provided IP and port and plays game.
Should a port be unable to be forwarded, workarounds exist - Autopunch being the best ( https://github.com/delthas/autopunch/blob/master/README.md , launch after sokuroll, both players must run this to work, so host has to mention that it's used) and ZeroTier being the unlikely backup plan.
This is a central thread for posting information about the game and hosting games. Players are encouraged to get in as much practice as they can before the event. As always, feel free to ask questions about the game.
The winner of this tournament gets what's inside THE MYSTERY BOX. Only they get to see what's in it, though they may choose to reveal the contents. Bring your best.
Why does my washing machine always smell like cum after it's finished a cycle? Does anyone else have this problem?
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>What the fuck is this?
Only some of the best PC games ever made. We will be beating the campaigns of three different games over the course of three different nights.
>That's fucking awesome. What games are we playing?
You didn't look at my glorious APNG I spent weeks crafting in Paint? Each game will have at least 30 minutes to get acclimated and to join up before starting at 3:30pm Eastern Standard Time. A quick note on the latter two games, there will be a two hour testing period for both games on Friday from 1pm to 3pm as well and another testing period at the same times on their respective days. I request that you participate in them to make sure everything works. Make sure you know what times these are in your timezone. We will possibly play through them more than once depending on how quickly they are completed.
<Friday: Doom I & II as well as some fun WADs
It's fucking cooperative Doom. I don't have to explain shit.
<Saturday: Sven Co-op
This was a pain in the ass to set up, so come on and play and make me happy. No steamfags allowed because I don't want to explain how to set things up and I don't want people slowing down the server downloading files they likely do not have.
<Sunday: Deus Ex
That's right, the entire campaign is playable thanks to one, somewhat unstable mod. This isn't the cleanest experience, in fact it will be awful if it's your first playthrough, but also extremely fun. I recommend that you play the game single-player first if you haven't already, though.
>What do I download
I assembled everything you should need at the following link. It is encrypted by a Vigenere cipher because it's a good casual filter. The link decryption key for this board is tengurising and the key for the 7zip archive is happychanukkah.
axgvm://dmyi.af/ymyk/cgk1fI6P#6GqDgRztAK-jz7EYSa54z13hmim2ro9jsMbDrr6-Q0Q
https://cryptii.com/pipes/vigenere-cipher for decryption.
>How do I install?
Download the package. I'm not going to bother separating them because this is an untested format for a gamenight and I want to control as much of the expected issues as I can. It's 1.84gb download if you were concerned about size. Included is:
<Zandronum installer for Windows + x86 and x64 archives for Linux, along with doom.wad, doom2.wad, and of course Chex Quest
<Sven Co-op with Half-Life, Blue Shift, and Opposing Force maps, client files for RevEmu, and a model package
<Deus Ex GOTY Edition GOG installer with HX mod and modern renderers for Windows and possibly Linux that will improve performance and arguably visuals
DOOM
>Install the version correlating to your operating system
>Create a new directory and put doom.wad and doom2.wad in it
>Point Zandronum to said directory if it doesn't do so automatically
>Join the server and Wadseeker will download everything you need
SVEN CO-OP
>Extract the game archive
>Extract Playermodel Pack to .\Sven Co-op\svencoop
>Put all contents of the client folder into the Sven Co-op root folder (where svencoop.exe is located)
>Create a shortcut for revemu and add svencoop.exe at the end of the target line
>Start the game through the shortcut
>Connect to server via console
DEUS EX
>Run the GOG installer
>Merge the system folder in HX with the system folder in your installation
>Open deusex.ini, hit Ctrl+H, and replace the first gamespy you find with deusexnetwork
>Launch the game via HX
>Check the server browser
>Stick with the prod
<Optional: To use modern renderers, drop the contents of your chosen renderer in the system folder of Deus Ex. Edit both deusex.ini and hx.ini by inserting your renderer of choice under [Engine.Engine] at the variable GameRenderDevice or, if it's the first time you're starting the game, select which renderer you want to use. The developer of the dx11 extension put in a watermark that can be removed by changing the variable SupportMETextEnabled from True to False in the same .ini files. Game will have to be ran at least once before to see this.
PSA for Linuxfags
All three games have worked in the past according to secondary sources, but I didn't get any Linux testers unfortunately. Please use this thread for any experimenting if you have troubles.
>This sounds like it'll be a clusterfuck. Are you going to ruin Christmas?
Don't worry. Jedi Academy will be hosted immediately afterwards by some0ne much more competent.
>Why are you inviting /japan/?
;^)
I was sent by the Basedmin to dab on you homos
Which (mainline) Touhou game has the best soundtrack overall? Which final boss music is the most intense? I'm quite fond of Kaguya's theme, myself.
Hello, I have just found about this board.
Is this some kind of /int*/-/jp/ spinoff mix?
Since we've experienced our first real raid this board is officially on the map. It's time to add more banners. We can either port over some old ones or make our own.
I am an incomparable homo this fag zombies threads
>a shitposting 2hufag nukes your video game board so hard that you don't even have a /v/ anymore
>do what you do every time you get slighted and cyberstalk him while pretending that you're not the butthurt one
Why there are so many /cow/ and cuckchanner cucks in here. Can't admin just van them?