What is she typing?
"stop shitting out memes and play games faggots"
she's typing a thread I'm gonna post on /b/
Why did you hire Nitori to type out an OP post for you?
"cucumbers are not for sexual pleasure"
why didn't you?
"What the frick did you just frick say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gensokyo Water Spirits, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Scarlet Manor, and I have over 300 confirmed boops.
I am trained in youkawaii warfare and I’m the top kappa in the entire Gensokyo Loli Forces. You are nothing to me but just another baka. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this land, mark my fricking words.
You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over Yukari's GapNet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Youkai Mountain and your magic aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your boop virginity. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed snuggle struggle, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gensokyo Magic Loli Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable witch butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarn baka. I will squirt fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fricking dead, kiddo."