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LONG LIVE ZIGGER ERA
Welcome to /japan/! Hopefully we won't get fucked again! I'll keep this thread open for suggestions and the classic Warosu discussion that every /jp/ spinoff needs to survive.
I'll be hosting streams when I do them here: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
Schedule: whenever the h*ck I want
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: tba
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/bpkuly

RULES: 
1. Take it easy!
2. Increase PPH to succulent levels. Failure to comply will result in less posds DDDD: 
3. Be as big of a teenbro as humanly possible.
4. (You)
To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
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>>3662
someone who spends 24 hours a day cooming
>>3692
 so you're pedophiles grooming teens online?
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>>3702
john
>>3692
Aren't all of you in your 20s and mid 30s though?
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>>3765
It's a state of mind.

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lazy ruski edition
incompetent leaf edition

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
https://moriyashrine.org/files/categories/
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
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>>3822
tell him to play here
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>>3825
fag
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>>3827
hell yeah roll tide
Hey this is a weird question but can any of you destroy Shotty on the /v/ Soku thread?
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>>3830
Can he play game? Ask whoever your boogeyman is to host it.

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Post in this thread every time you visit /japan/ to BTFO illiterate /cow/ards
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I failed to steal cuck/jp/'s 33333333 GET
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>>3607
You didn't have a team of professional GETballers on the internet so it's ok
call the rest of the board next time that happens
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The captcha is gone? When did that happen, did /cow/ die?
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bitch
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>>3724
Went broke and homeless. I think he got better lately but I'm not sure.
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>>3725
>very talented artists become homeless
>utter hacks that draw box shaped, bizarrely proportioned "humans" for google likely get luxurious commissions (at the very least, they don't end up homeless)
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>>3725
>broke and homeless
you're joking right? because he is blind, too
he would be dead by now
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>>3775
Partially. He had to spend a bunch of money for surgery to not go completely blind.
>>3761
Life is never fair, especially when you're living in a world controlled by psychopaths.

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hoooooooooooOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>218 (OP) 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>3 month old cum sitting on the last page
This thread now belongs to Marisa and her cumshrooms.

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This is where the imbiber of the hehpill pretends to learn LEARNS foreign languages so he can insult jannies polylingually to better read mangos and mango accessories. While the average anon CANNOT learn a foreign language or english ffs this doesn't necessarily mean you can't either give up and rage at brazilians in dota it's a better use of your time 
RESOURCES: 
More language torrents (holy crap there's like 80 of them, you could learn polish here and confuse the heck out of the poles on tg)
https://mega.nz/folder/hV4l2bIK#fovrQdShIXkA-MGTG40nKQ
Ten billion FREE books on languages
https://mega.nz/folder/x4VG3DRL#lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A
Even moar books, these ones on linguistics what's the difference lol idunno
https://mega.nz/folder/Ad8DkLoI#jj_mdUDX_ay-8D9l3-DbnQ
TRACKERS
https://files.catbox.moe/nmrn8x.txt
This one comes from an anon who claims to be ukranian, so it's probably the good stuff (allegedly commercial courses)
https://pastebin.com/3EWMhSPN
This one comes with pictures as well as yet more books
https://pastebin.com/ACEmVqua
TORRENTS.
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>>3610
は marks topics, not subjects. It just happens that the topic and subject are usually the same, especially in simple sentences. です is a copula; it means exactly the same thing as "be" (but isn't used in all of the same places). の is the genetive case particle, but also an inflected form of です; as such [noun¹]の[noun²] can indicate a lot of relationships between the two, and specifically, the most important one that Genki doesn't cover is "[noun²] that/who is [noun¹]".
All that said, you're understanding everything at the level the textbook is trying to teach right now; good job.
today's hour done earlier than usual. Haven't really learned any new particles that I can think of, just special rules for the "わ" particle that's spelled out using the "は" character, but spelled using the standard "わ" character when not a particle and not used at the end of certain phrases like こんいちは (konnichiwa). Started learning numbers 0-10, but only made it to one because I spent some 10-15 minutes figuring out that the "さ" character it used to describe an exception to いち  in how it's pronounced had the bottom stroke linked to the rest of the character for spelling out  いつさい .Bamboozled me for a while trying to find it, the character I had in my chart had the top two strokes and the bottom stroke completely separated such that the top two were floating overhead it. I just have to remember that sometimes strokes get linked together. Fun stuff either way.
each day's hour of japanese studying seem to flow right by now. It's extremely fun being able to match sounds to symbols in your head, and just writing them out repeatedly and in different contexts and sentences seem to be enough to start burning them into memory, which is very helpful. As for today, finished out some numbers, if I can get them from memory it goes rei ichi ni san ?  ? ? ? hachi jichi ? for 0-10.  Will have to review tomorrow to make sure I get them all proper, "ni" for 2 may be incorrect, although I think it's accurate, and jichi is likely incorrect. Also learned the title is chan for children, kun for boys, sensee for doctors/professors, and san is the generic title, and that you never title yourself, just other people.  
I'm a slow learner, I'm thoroughly enjoying this to be sure. 
>>2635 (OP) 
kaki?me is what the sign reads, which means who knows what, but either way a few steps closer. the bubble by it reads yatsuchiyatsutaga. Not sure what it means, but miles more than I ever thought I'd be able to do when I first started studying honestly.
more fun with numbers today. finished the first practice session, got the first variation on all of them but the ones that had a second variation I missed. At least they're written down from the lesson as a whole, so if I'm ever hurting for them I can find them, but for now I have the main variant memorized. Thusly, it goes
rei ichi ni san yon go roku nana hachi kuu juu. (kiyuu jiyuu if spelling by strict hiragana) . The number system seems to be fairly comparable to english's, surprisingly, with the notable exception that, for something like 13, it's jiyuusan rather than ours, which mentions the three first as in (thir-teen) while theirs indicates it's the 10's first with jiyuu, then san afterwards for the 1's place. 
Once again, humongous thanks to anons who mentioned genki as a learning source ITT. These are really good textbooks.
Up to section IV-a of the first genki lesson so far for today's hour, and now sick of numbers. Thankfully, we're getting back into phrases, and I was able to correctly state that "my  teacher" translates to わたしのせんせい
and thus, thanks in small part to the grueling numbers, more gana characters are memorised, and alternative drawings of hiraganic characters (space between strokes, either filled out or not) no longer trip me up like they used too. More tomorrow, exhausted for now, had to entertain company and that always drains me.

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chaos is the answer

>What's a 2hu
Shrinesl00t armpit licking sim series
>Where do I start?
https://moriyashrine.org/files/categories/
Get EoSD with the vsynch patch If you're new to primary games. SA if you're some kind of mushihime master or something.
Or just play the fangames, only /jp/ is gonna judge you for that.

>Only for pure secondary niggers:
soku: https://mega.nz/#!ashhnZza!cWdD2mqnQSfpzow5h_LDABQzHOnAiHDL62ceAOF6z9k
>Try to learn soku:
https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/
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>>3729
Fuck it, I'll make it here: >>3730
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>>3731
fuck it, fixed mistake, here: >>3733
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>>3727
GGs
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>>3742
gggs
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>>3742
>>3743
lewd

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/japan/'s first babbyget is coming up. Why not celebrate by stealing some digits? Join the team today and receive free nice cream. You'll also get all the stolen valor you want!

To play the game of kings, all you have to do is make a post in a similar style to ones on our quilt. A new Marquee thread instead of a reply earns more prestige. Points are awarded based on the value of your GET:
1-9999 ~ 0 points (babbyget)
10000-99999 ~ 1 point (minor league GET)
100000-999999 ~ 2 points (major league GET)
1000000+ ~ 3 points (professional GET)
Sanctioned GETs are the first digit followed by only 0s, sequential integers, or pure repeating numbers. (e.g 300000, 123456, 55555 etc.) Posts that just include dubs or greater are not true GETs. (177777, 34567, 220000 etc.)

You may choose to represent our board in the subject field, or any other you like. The more players the merrier! If you catch others sagebombing to GET easily, feel free to Honk them! Bump their shit with or without a Chen to increase the difficulty of the match by alerting jannies. If you end up wasting a GET, don't feel too bad. It happens to everyone once in a while. Just come back after cooling off your hothead.

Don't forget to screenshot your GETs incase the janny decides to del!!!
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>>3334
>>3354
god I so want to have secs with her
>>3354
>a mime laughing out loud
that's an illegal move
t. mime eggspert
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>>>/v/40000 in less than 1k posts
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>>3611
spamming out one thousand posts to get some free digits is an achievement
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can't you get the GETbot to post on your board for these kindsa things?

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I hate myself zoomerbros
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so this is the legendary trevor the king of teens?
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>>3372
I don't see any elipsis……..
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>>3362 (OP) 
noods?
>>3368
>>3372
>>3374
That's not tshit.
its ok, I love you enough for both of us <3

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I'm gonna fucking sigh!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3517 (OP) 
Sanae should sigh on my dick tbh
sigh
I just sighed as I was visiting this thread
>>3517 (OP) 
>I'm gonna fucking sigh!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T DO IT OP!
Won't someone please just think of the Children?

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