keep minority spirit
Behold the lands raised in her majestic name.
You who seek the One True Jay, follow this enigma towards the key.
Travel towards treasured mountains, to where the Kappa dwell.
From where the water flows, look for the shore that shares it's name.
To the west lies Tengu's mark - there sleeps a key between them.
The one who obtains the key must then find the One True Jay in accordance with these rules.
On the first twilight, offer the five chosen as The key as sacrifices to mystery.
On the second twilight, sacrifice those same five again.
On the third twilight, deflect and janny everything.
On the fourth twilight, read the GET WATCH thread and kill.
On the fifth twilight, read the Intl thread and kill.
On the sixth twilight, read the Meta thread and pill.
On the seventh twilight, secrets shall be made known and all becomes history.
On the eighth twilight, at journey's end, you shall reach the peak and obtain One True Jay's treasures.
The Tengu shall praise the swift and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the GETs from One True Jay.
One shall be rekindled passion of every lurker that has left.
One shall be all the platinum posts that were lost.
One shall be to put the board to sleep for all time.
Sleep peacefully, my beloved board, /japan/.
>One shall be to put the board to sleep for all time.
I suppose I'll go bird-watching today.
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What did he mean by this?
Going by Gensokyo geography, I'm assuming the mountains is referring to Youkai Mountain, where the kappas lie at the base thereof. The shores that share its name refers to the Youkai Forest. To the west of it is Tengu's Mark, with the key between them. Tengu's Mark may refer to the Untrodden Valley, though I'm not sure about that.
Now, with that out of the way, the twilights each refer to the times between day and night, obviously, so probably around 18:00-20:00. The Five Chosen are probably the Tengu's enemies: Weasel aka HangingFlesh, Dolphin, the schizo tripfag, Nepfag, Mark and Tewifag. Now there's six listed, which probably means that either the schizo tripfag is irrelevant, or Weasel and Dolphin are counted as one under /cow/. So I assume by sacrificing them, we do a little trolling, twice.
Then, we deflect the inevitable counter-attacks (or any accusations that it was teenbros), then we read the mentioned threads and 'kill', probably meaning to kill the threads. The pill for Meta maybe means redpill (tengupill in this case). The final night, where secrets will be revealed, probably means the Great Tengu reveals some big and juicy secrets to the world.
With this, the fires of /japan/ are lit brightly forever and ever.
But this is all speculation on the part of an autist on his free time. Add your own opinions or speculations if you want.
Did Tengu just play through Umineko for the first time, or what the fuk is going on
Whoever solves the riddle shall be my successor, the same way that I've succeeded 10gu.
The riddle is perfectly solvable even without any knowledge of Umineko.
It doesn't matter who solves it, locals, /cow/tists or a lurker. It's fire either way.
>the five chosen
This probably refers to jews, but other than mark, who do we sacrifice?
I'm big thinking about it and it seems to allude to tengu's resurrection or just giving the board away. Please don't kill threads.
'the five' is also a spee concept for the usership of the board, where it's used verbatim
something similar is used like everywhere tho
t. im jew
yeah but kimee doesn't actually lurk spee enough to know that
I guess this proves the point cos nobody talks about sports on spee anymore lmao
yeah but I didn't make the riddle
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