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THIS IS WHAT /japan/ ACTUALLY BELIEVES.mp4

UPDATED WEBRING FACTION GUIDE HEHPILL TWO EDITION (MODS PLEASE STICKY)

EPISODE IV: A NEW COPE
THE FOLLOWING IS AN UPDATED FACTION LIST OF ALL FACTIONS FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THE WEBRING. IT HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED MULTIPLE TIMES BY MANY NEWS AGENCIES AROUND THE GLOBE AND COMPILED AFTER WEEKS OF ADHD DRUG-FUELED NEWS HUNTING RAMPAGE.



Mark Mann
Known Jew mafia crime lord. After getting blown the fuck out multiple times throughout the history of 8chan, the fat fuck from before has gotten fired by the pig farmer and ran off his board. Scurried to make another /v/ with blackjack and hookers after realizing that 8kunt is a sinking ship. His fat fingered moderation practices have solely inspired small and large boards alike to get the fuck out. Shilled his board on reddit and twitter. Massive rulekike. Represents nintendrones as he banned everyone else. Claimed to be the embodiment of "/v/" on multiple occasions. Has had an active shooter refer to him in a manifesto and thus a very dangerous player. Remaining adherents to his moderation style are so used to getting their posts jannied that they actively look forward to it. 

BOARDS:
>/v/ (contested), /tv/ (contested)
PILL: 
>Gold Pill
ALIGNMENT: 
>Lawful Retarded
ARCHENEMY:
>Everyone that doesn't own Nintendo Switch.
QUOTE: (new section idea?)
>I AM /v/
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★


ZIGGERS
A small collective of faggots driven off Mark's safe space by sheer stupidity. The nomad tribe also known as shambling remnants of 8/vg/ has arrived at a new parking lot after destroying multiple sites by sheer asshurt alone.  Largely rulecucked with a mortal fear of not talking about videogames despite originally being /v/eddit. Ironically, most of the site consists of the same type of absolute fucking rulecucks as Mark's site, some of them being even more vicious in their ways. Known to possess immense hostility towards Mark and Gamergays. Also known to LARP as another coming of Third Reich despite also advertising themselves as a fucking gas station. Seriously. Unlike Mark's board, they make an effort to play video games.

BOARDS:
>/v/ (contested), /b/ (contested), /r9k/ (contested), various contested boards
PILL:
>Blue pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>Mark
QUOTE:
>Zzzchan grows ever stronger. Soon we will take over the world. (KC voice)
THREAT LEVEL: ★★




Gamergays
Remnants of a reclining group of armchair activists. After almost six years of gamergay's death, it's corpse still emits a putrid smell. ggrevolt and gamergatehq finished their civil war with both sides bleeding out of users as their gay cock measuring competition grew stale. 8chan explosion and it's subsequent gender change have confined what's left of the sect to threads inside mark's asshole. Some would argue they're even worse than cuckchan as it's been years since they've collectively sent anyone their emails. Now spend time arguing about jewish press articles and watching vtubers. Also known as Acid Man's cattle, as their cult leader is still holding the reigns and is not about to let them go.

BOARDS: 
>/v/, zigger /v/ (contested)
PILL: 
>Blue pilled as fuck
ALIGNMENT: 
>Whatever Mark's is.
ARCHENEMY: 
>Latest Vice article
QUOTE:
>If lolicons are pedos then traps a gay. Unacceptable,
THREAT LEVEL: ★



Smug Trannies
A highly trained syndicate of self-proclaimed meidos assisted by an automatic HOIHOI janny murderbot in quote unquote moderating an anime imageboard. Directly responsible for throttling cripplekike's servers and Josh's development of INFINITY NEXT trademark which ultimately brought about the dud's downfall. De facto leaders of the so called "webring" which could be a ploy to harvest IPs directly to chinese party because it has javascript according to tech. Hates freedom, chaos, posting without capital letters, whatever it deems low quality posting at the time. As the most rulecucked faction on the webring, smug is considered to be the most dangerous to post on as it's jannies display immediate response time 24/7. Get a life, you nerds holy shit.

BOARDS:
> /a/, /tg/ (contested), /monster/ (contested), /vg/ (contested)
PILL:
>A fusion of anime and penis pills, worst traits from each
ALIGNMENT:
>Lawful Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>The /2hu/ collective
QUOTE:
>The wording of rule 7 was made more precise and now reads "/jp/ content is allowed."
THREAT LEVEL: ★



tr00nstream:
An unholy fusion of the weasel's power, foxdickfarms and (((Discord Crew))) into one eldritch entity. After their attempts to take over the webring and institute special snowflake board tech were thwarted by the /v/eddit menace and /2hu/ collective, their current focus tree has been running back to their circlejerk streams on cytube over and over for emotional support. Laughs at e-celebs, but unlike Josh's lolcow website does nothing else about them as everyone that knew how to dox left ages ago. Has a bigger hateboner for gamergays than ziggers, yet can't manage to be more productive than them even on a good day. Secretly wishes /baph/'s BO didn't get arrested because at least they could leech off of them.


BOARDS:
>/cow/ (contested), /tv/ (contested)
PILL:
>Milk pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Neutral Evil
ARCHENEMY:
>John
QUOTE:
>We always win.
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★



Dolphin
An Australian mammal of questionable intelligence. Talking to him or trying to understand his motives is like playing a game of AI Dungeon. You can get some semi-coherent responses the first few replies but it crashes after that. Declared a one schizo war against the webring, attacking it in any way he can. Sole boogeyman that claims responsibility for many doxings, IP scratchings, terrorist attacks and other acts of internet NAP violations. Used to be allied with the 2hu collective, but has since broken away from that to pursue goals more overtly. Currently he works with the tr00nstream to take out any known or imaginary pedophiles that lurk on the webring. Unfortunately that happens to be every board now so they haven't made much progress.

BOARDS:
>/cow/, /shelter/ (contested), /support/ (contested), various meta threads (contested)
PILL:
>Schizo Pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Randomly generated. He flip flops all the damn time.
ARCHENEMY:
>The Webring
QUOTE:
>STOP CALLING ME A PEDO
THREAT LEVEL: ★★ (By himself.) ★★★★★★ (With tr00nstream directing him.)



Ogreboys
Dwayne Johnson's biggest supporters. The Ogreboys will stop at not nothing to get you to consume his entire filmography. One man stands in the way of progress, but spamming Emma Watson can only get you so far. Soon everyone will either be a "Litty" fan or be exterminated. The Ogreboys really do not fuck around. Rumor has it Gahoole will even declare himself your blood brother if you buy him a single slice of pizza. Obsessed with Dunkacinos™ to the point of fetishism. Tread carefully around their swamp. Currently at war with anime and waifufags.


BOARDS:
 /tv/ (contested), /dup/, /dunk/, /cow/ (contested)
PILL:
>brown pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic American
ARCHENEMY:
>Poor genetics
QUOTE:
>DUP BTFO
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★




The /2hu/ collective:
Ascended group of ancient weeaboo autists, rabid pack of sokuniggers and a namefag that can't shut the fuck up. Descendants of a long line of noble /jp/ spinoffs, exiled teenbros have evolved into a full grown cabal. Suspected to conspire to take over the entire webring for the good of the fantasy "tengu reich", become a sequel to /intl/, install gensokyo and get a 2hu waifu. Loosely suspected to be an offshoot of goons, the true extent of their master plan remains to be seen.  A highly unstable entity.

BOARDS:
> /japan/, /2hu/ (contested), /v/ (contested), /jp/ spinoffs (contested), various unlisted boards
PILL: 
>Unknowable, they likely have their own medicine cabinet
ALIGNMENT: 
>Unknown, possibly Chaotic Evil. Arcane arts obscure their true alignment.
ARCHENEMY:
>Imageboards
QUOTE:
>We are all merely pawns in a larger game. The difference is that some of us can see the board.
THREAT LEVEL: Unknown, presumably very high. Exercise extreme caution.



The Freedom Front
Various boards of note that are making a last stand against rampant admin abyuuse. A  faction resurrected after multiple boards split themselves that has been trying to deliver on where jewt couldn't, dudman didn't and pig farmer qdn't. While there is no formal alliance, these boards have so far mostly rejected the call of the DEL button. Surprisingly, most are winning their game of survival mode. Spee in particular has been largely successful in it's own site.
There are still various forces plotting against them such as an elusive footfag cabal that's been trying to take over what's left of the freedom front. No matter how you look at it, this faction has it's work cut out for it.


BOARDS:
>/sp/, /animu/ (contested),  /b/ (contested), /bane/, /japan/ (contested)
PILL:
>heh pill
ALIGNMENT:
>chaotic good
ARCHENEMY:
>overmoderation
QUOTE:
>Take it easy!
THREAT LEVEL: ★


The politologists
After /pol/ suffered a crippling loss of IQ after trump's election, various boards split themselves off in an attempt to preserve total intelligence after realizing how crippled it's become. Now, instead of shitflinging and/or arguing any points of their ideologies on a big political board, they circlejerk without end on their compounds, treating their ideologies as small scale religions and utterly convinced that their version of just cause is right and that someday they'll have their revolution. Harmless and peaceful compared to Q cattle, that managed to execute a fucking mob boss.


BOARDS:
>/fascist/, /monarchy/, /liberty/
PILL: 
>Iron pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Ideology dependent, likely Lawful Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>/abdl/
QUOTE:
> people argue because arguing gets attention and nothing ever gets done
THREAT LEVEL: ★

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Stormfront
Loosely defined congregation of government workers, alphabet agency employees, NRA members, ATF members, JIDF members, President Trump General posters and domestic terrorists. Still butthurt that Trump only made a fence instead of being the next Hitler. Despised by multiple governments, JIDF, /intl/, shills, 4chan, KC cartel and whoever else they think they're a target of. After 8chan party van explosion courtesy of Mossad agent Brendon Tarrant, the shill squad from 8/pol/ has split into numerous websites and never recovered. They could be seen circlejerking around the webring, meguca, neinchan and other spinoffs calling each other shills on their dead snowflake boards. Way to fall for the D of the D&C of your playbook, stupid faggots. 

BOARDS:
>8/pol/ (contested), /fascist/ (contested), /k/ (contested), various off-webring sites
PILL:
>Red Pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Lawful Evil
ARCHENEMY:
>Themselves
QUOTE:
>Shill
THREAT LEVEL: ★



(((The Diapering Cabal)))
Long have they waited in the shadows, but now is their time to shit. (((The Diapering Cabal))) has been lurking behind the scenes since 8chan's inception but have not made themselves known until last Thursday. Why? Most likely they feel that they no longer have to hide themselves as they have entered their endgame. Their goal is simple, to see everyone on the planet permanently pampered and abolishing toilet use worldwide. To that end they have aligned themselves with future world superpower India to make designated shitting streets a reality in every country. They have lost a little of their influence when they bailed on their trade deal with the /2hu/ collective and weasels, but they remain an ever-present threat.

BOARDS:
>/abdl/, /pol/ (contested), every other webring board (contested)
PILL: 
>Unknown, most likely brown or indigo
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Neutral
ARCHENEMY:
>Continence
QUOTE:
>Women are just big babies, and should be treated as such for the entirety of their lives.
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★★★★★


Triangles
One of 8chan's older boogeymen groups that faded out of relevancy for a while. They have recently resurfaced and resumed a lengthy shilling campaign against cakegag. Still assblasted about failure of their /ggrevolt/ schism, they've gone under the radar and now fight an internet guerilla war like some fucking IRA insurgents against any perceived gamergay in general vicinity. Like to roleplay as faithful watchdogs against ethics cucks, but are mostly just faggots deeply traumatized by internet drama, lol. Hold a lot of clout just by being in a constant state of war against Mark and Acid. 

BOARDS:
>/v/ (contested), /dunk/ (contested), /animu/ (contested), various unlisted boards
PILL:
>Indigo Pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Evil
ARCHENEMY:
>Acidfag
QUOTE:
>lead the way blacked.gov I'm right behind you
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★★


9chan
Josh's site containing a sacred treasure, as translated from ancient language, INFINITY NEXT trademark. A bunch of brigands have taken a stand against rulecuckery and have been surviving on lolcow lulz and sheer animosity against rulecucks. They call themselves the herd. Spams guro, shit, wojacks and DDoSes in it's free time. Incapable of having a rational discussion or not fighting among themselves. Made multple shit-and-run raids against the webring and stirring things up on the side while everyone else is preoccupied. Would be a true chad of an image board if it's not for it's massive pedo problem. Purged Jewsh from their leadership last summer and is now lead by the endchan cabal. An extremely powerful player with many strong adversaries, but it's attention is divided.

BOARDS:
>/b/ (contested)
PILL:
>pedo pill
ALIGNMENT:
>Chaotic Evil
ARCHENEMY:
>patch
QUOTE:
>Imagine not being a nomad and having no loyalty.
THREAT LEVEL: ★★★★★★★★★



Non-aligned boards
Somewhat poweful leftover factions that don't have any kind of long-term or short-term ambitions, but that are still somehow relevant. Some aren't even in the webring and may only be tangentially related. There's /librejp/, an ethnic japanese colony. /monster/, reverse rape bestiality fetishists. /voxxe/, a notable cult of femdom related degenerates. Disgusting. /geimu/, Eden's board, headed by a faithful apprentice of Mark's rulecuck ways. Nano, a tech bunker for TORfags. Nu-kaycee, a semi-successful board for bernd and a sequel to int. /mlpol/, surprisingly the only /pol/ to thrive after 8chan's fall. Altchan federation, fags that got blown the fuck out by /cow/ of all things and never recovered. Unrelated jaypee bunkers like ota, gn and pissu that are watching from the sidelines. And we can't forget the qcumbers. Lastly, soyjak party - a cuckchan raiding site that can't decide what to do. Most are largely apolitical.


BOARDS:
>Too many to count.
PILL: 
>Not represented, as it would take an entire medicine bottle
ALIGNMENT:
>Non-aligned, pussies.
ARCHENEMY:
>None, because they are fence shitters.
QUOTE:
>Nothing memorable enough from these faggots to be mentioned here.
THREAT LEVEL: Too disorganized to present any.



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okay but where's the mp4
you said there'd be an mp4
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To be fair, I like "Nishi Channeru" series, especially starting from "Tensei" saga, but spinoffs are getting out of the hand.
Still, "Nishi Channeru Tensei: NETRING Shomi" probably will have an interesting plot, and will definitely a better one than "Giten Channeru Tensei" had.
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>>2539
Here is the webm.
lol gayyyy
>>2535 (OP) 
/monster/-fag here, there's been a huge uptick in rulecucks forcing their own vision of our board culture on the rest of the board the past few months. They have chased off several well meaning anons and it all so tiresome. You could tell they borrow heavily their board philosophy from the Tranny Meidos from how they act and type. It's for that reason alone you should increase Smug's threat level. The meidos' rulecuckery is a cancer killing their side of the webring.
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>>2554
/monster/ was permabanning people for ruffalo posting way back when, so this isn't anything new. That aside, smug's threat rating remains at one because they do not present any threat to anyone that's not themselves or part of their family, much like autistic children, though some adjustments could be made should that ever be changed.
>>2535 (OP) 
>>2536
What the fuck did I just read?
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>>2556
It's a list of factions/groups (or just certain people) with expanded description.
I'd joke about Shin Webring Tensei, but >>2542 already parodies it, albeit badly.
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>>2536
Webring War when?
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>>3092
When smug /a/ bleeds users again.
>>2554
So am I just blind or did those post get deleted?

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