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keep minority spirit


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I fell for the gyaru meme and started dating one. 
>Obsessed with weird 'cute' accessories for her phone
>Intense smell of perfume
>Didn't even like rap, just listened to either "Modern" American pop like Party Rock Anthem or lovey-dovey 2000s J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi
>Was a clutz who could barely walk up the stairs
>Her jewellery was either tacky cheap shit or stuff her mom picked out for her
>Tanned because she was insecure about her body and latched onto the image as a form of identity
>Slightly chubby legs from sitting on the sofa all day
>Thought she'd want to get dressed up and go clubbing, instead she wore sweaters and wanted to walk to coffee shops in the snow with me. Bitch it's freezing out
>Tried to speak in 'cool' English but I could tell it was just poorly spliced together lines picked out of romance movies
>Acted like she was experienced with men but was clueless in bed and we had to awkwardly learn together
It was awful. The stupid shit you have to deal with is too much
>Always cried like a baby during sad animal scenes in movies as she grabs your arm, her makeup running down her face
>Fanaticized about princesses, changed her hairstyle constantly
>Always wants to try cooking. Bought these faggy matching 'cute' aprons for us to wear as we make a mess in the kitchen together laughing
>Her room was pure pink and white with stuffed animals and crap
>Had one of those massive curtain beds with fluffy pillows and layers of frilly sheets with a mattress that you just sink into and get lost in as she rolls around
>Her long painted nails will dig into your back when fuck her, and you're always stuck washing lipstick stains off your face from her ardent kissing
>Doesn't let you get up after sex, just wants to lay with you in her big bed together, harassing you with her tongue
Dumped her because it was too much. Just get an American college babe with cool dyed hair and a nice social media presence instead.
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no worries here, I'm well on my way to wizardhood.
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>>5329
same
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>>5329
>>5330
same.
However... 
I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something  If you are interested... I heard about this book: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/22814 and I'm reading it now, but I am not sure if I will actually try self-hypnosis (for any purpose)
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>>5331
ohhh, intrastin. thank you anon, I'll download it for later.
>>5328 (OP) 
>Just get an American college babe
Only if you're American. Fuck off euros, I need a wife too. I just want my American huntress wife to defend muh life, liberty, and property with...
>>5331
lucid dreaming works better if you can learn to control it
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>>5328 (OP) 
Sounds bredi ebin
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>>5335
>lucid dreaming works better
Definitely true for this kind of purpose. In fact, you can kind of combine the two. 
You can use self-hypnosis and self suggestions/affirmations to induce lucid dreams. You definitely should combine self-hypnosis and/or self-suggestions to other methods. Also, you can take advantage of the time just before you fall asleep (the borderline between sleep state and the state of being awake) for using self-suggestions (for any reason or purpose). Also, keep dream diary and record all dreams (very important!), use present tense (it's easier to recall the dream this way) and write down the date.

See the related pics and visit the relevant /2hu/ thread.
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>>5331
>I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something
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>>5512
>>I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something
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>>5513
>>>I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something
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>>5514
>>>>I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something
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>>5515
>>>>>I was thinking about learning self-hypnosis and., like transport myself to Gensokyo or something

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