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[Hide] (1.9MB, 1346x1882) I fell for the gyaru meme and started dating one.
>Obsessed with weird 'cute' accessories for her phone
>Intense smell of perfume
>Didn't even like rap, just listened to either "Modern" American pop like Party Rock Anthem or lovey-dovey 2000s J-Pop like Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi
>Was a clutz who could barely walk up the stairs
>Her jewellery was either tacky cheap shit or stuff her mom picked out for her
>Tanned because she was insecure about her body and latched onto the image as a form of identity
>Slightly chubby legs from sitting on the sofa all day
>Thought she'd want to get dressed up and go clubbing, instead she wore sweaters and wanted to walk to coffee shops in the snow with me. Bitch it's freezing out
>Tried to speak in 'cool' English but I could tell it was just poorly spliced together lines picked out of romance movies
>Acted like she was experienced with men but was clueless in bed and we had to awkwardly learn together
It was awful. The stupid shit you have to deal with is too much
>Always cried like a baby during sad animal scenes in movies as she grabs your arm, her makeup running down her face
>Fanaticized about princesses, changed her hairstyle constantly
>Always wants to try cooking. Bought these faggy matching 'cute' aprons for us to wear as we make a mess in the kitchen together laughing
>Her room was pure pink and white with stuffed animals and crap
>Had one of those massive curtain beds with fluffy pillows and layers of frilly sheets with a mattress that you just sink into and get lost in as she rolls around
>Her long painted nails will dig into your back when fuck her, and you're always stuck washing lipstick stains off your face from her ardent kissing
>Doesn't let you get up after sex, just wants to lay with you in her big bed together, harassing you with her tongue
Dumped her because it was too much. Just get an American college babe with cool dyed hair and a nice social media presence instead.