keep minority spirit
LONG LIVE ZIGGER ERA
Welcome to /japan/! Hopefully we won't get fucked again! I'll keep this thread open for suggestions and the classic Warosu discussion that every /jp/ spinoff needs to survive.
I'll be hosting streams when I do them here: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
Schedule: whenever the h*ck I want
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: tba
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw
1. Take it easy!
2. Increase PPH to succulent levels. Failure to comply will result in less posds DDDD:
3. Be as big of a teenbro as humanly possible.
To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
what in the hell
this is my easy place
weren't you lads on 8moe, what happened did the jew pussied out ?
That was a temporary decision to divert enemy fire to a front board while we all fucked off to a /jp/ spinoff for a time. I'm in contact with all site owners involved to secure the existence of our posters and a future for white teenbros.
>I'm in contact with all site owners involved
what does this mean, there's more than one?
Oh hey john barnhill the pedophile, here I would thought you would at least change the LARP up and try to avatarfag as koishi.
Well yeah, each site we were using have different owners. I was originally talking with pissu. Now 8gag and zzz. I managed to negotiate a tenuous easy peace between them. Pissu will get some crossposters (As is standard with the network of the greater /jp/verse.) ZZZ is getting the main board /japan/ where most of the games will be at. Lastly, cakegag will be retaining /bane/ and /tikilounge/ due to their scraping technology. This way our easy community will be spread out across multiple points of failure. I hope to be able to run more joint gamenights in the future, and start up the comfy strms again.
Be honest john which one was your favorite?
>he doesn't like blacked.gov
I mean it is a fitting place for john since both him and mark are pedophiles.
John where is the obligatory pinned offtopic drama threads for the ni/gg/ers and pedochu to make ifunny watermark edits about how much they owned the a-logs?
>They are still mad
Man that shitshow will still be funny.
<the-they are still mad
Down's syndrome is a form of retardation. Epic fail, Norm..
Try not to shit the bed again dipshit
Dude, next time you brush your teeth,grind your toothbrush around on the back of your tongue and against the back of your throat and tell me how good it
Wtf I hate pewdiepie now
Does anyone here have a problem with self hatred?
I pretty much love everything about myself expect for my personality. I fucking hate it. I'm a shitty p
N..no one told me it would be this easy
go back to kiwifarms
wew you live in /cow/schizo heads rent free
It means they made a bunker on 8moe after being kicked out from PLW, but since most people didn't like being with Mark they moved to kissu (another 4chan /jp/ spin-off).
I thought it always meant to be temporary as an inbetween for fucking off from /cow/ before Kimeemaru handed it to someone else outside the webring.
Making a japan back on the webring, as the core/jp/ userbase is like demoralized from another move/already like it on kissu or they already demoralized from the long radio silence was weird move unless this place is supposed to be a retard magnet for /cow/ vermin and their bots.
I am of the opinion that the survivors of the webring are harder targets to crash planes into. It's all so tiresome, but it doesn't have to be that way forever. Treat coming back to the webring as a signal to stop being so fucking blackpilled about everything. Time will heal this wound brought on mostly by boredom eventually. Above all else, take it easy.
>This entire thread is just john samefagging that he totally won
I need a quick rundown on this john guy
>cakegag retains /tikilounge/
the bogdanoffs bow to him
John Barnhill is a pedophile
why what he do?
caused permanent asspain judging by tonight's showing
nuked a /v/ board on some site and showed a loli doujin collection on stream i assume, i haven't been around those times
literal niggers are still going after him after a few months
>nuked a /v/ board
which site? i only know he nuked julay/v/
Yeah it was just nuked twice.
/tv/ and /cow/ are unhinged. This is butthurt on an astronomical level. Seems like they felt a lot more humiliated by the tengu takeover than they previously let on.
this captcha is making me feel mentally challenged
/cow/ will literally never recover from this. Everyone's first thought when it comes to julay is the entire website being sodomized by Tengu. It's over, we won.
Explain this to me 10goon
I thought you hated Mark AND jannies but then you go be a janny on Mark's website of all places?
all apart of the plan, he's a double agent now
First of all, Janny cat niggers del posts. However since you asked nicely I'll give you a hint about my master plan: Think about what I REALLY want for the webring. I would elaborate further but I cannot afford to give too much away at this time. As usual, the agents aligned against our cause would never let me get away with it if they knew all the details. Stay tuned.
>Trust the plan
what gayops are you running this time
got the old css back bros
Fuck i missed this.
your "old css" fucks me and everyone else over because I use tomorrow on old boards and now it looks like this, you fucking dingus
back to the drawing board
tomorrow is ass though
tomorrow is good
better than lain
Win95 is the best theme.
Fixed it I think. Waiting for BO to wake up so he can change it.
css should be fixed, let me know if it's not
Aya is a big girl.
This is your friendly local reporting tengu back with yet another meaningless wall of text. As you may be aware by now, /japan/ is BACK on triple Zeech. This comes at a great shock to their enemies, who were seemingly convinced that the board owner left the internet forever. The teenbros quickly rallied to the old banner, about as fast as unknown assailants began their asshurt assault. Unfortunately for them, they were defeated by an "impossible captcha" that was triggered when they tried to slide the catalog. They figured it out eventually after their top scientists spoonfed them the code. Now they raid the board on the daily. OC production is understandably a bit slow on the uptake while both webring superpowers recover from an extended /tikilounge/ vacation. It's also worth mentioning that the teenbros have greatly increased their destructive influence by managing to jury rig a truce pill to give to Mark and Sturgeon. This has currently manifested itself as fun joint gamenights between the two rival boards. It is suspected that this was a move to consolidate power. When asked for an explanation on the matter, the board owner simply said
I believe this can only be roughly interpreted as "Trust the plan." Truly, the ass drums of war beat once more.
The current human election has reached a fever pitch in both funposting and concern over the fate of the United States. This tengu normally doesn't care for human politics; however, when it's this entertaining it's hard to ignore. What we DO know is that mainstream media has declared "Sleepy" Joe Biden the winner before all of the votes were counted. Donald "Dup" Trump alleges that there has been a massive amount of voter fraud that has taken place to steal the election. He is currently in a legal battle to get a recount. It is unknown at this time whether either side has significantly cheated to win, but this reporter wouldn't be surprised if they both did. Regardless of the outcome, this shitstorm has definitely diminished the amount of faith people have in the American electoral process.
If anyone has a POZ LOAD TIP they want to share with their friendly local reporting agency, this tengu is MORE THAN WILLING to perform sexual favors in exchange for information. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: oviposition, diaper cabal RP, kigurumi sex, pissuboarding, and allowing you to use Hatate in any way you see fit. Find me on the FBI's most wanted list for more details.
This has been your friendly local reporting tengu, signing off.
>the teenbros have greatly increased their destructive influence by managing to jury rig a truce pill to give to Mark and Sturgeon.
This whole article has already been fact-checked and debunked by Snoozechan's National Socialist Press Committee.
There is not, and there will never be any kind of "peace" or "truce" to be nigger rigged with kikes and their golems, only their dead bodies on the path that leads to the truth. Anyone who isn't with us, is against us.
As dumb and psychotic as these spammers may be, they constantly bump the board in the webring list. Right now you can't look at it without noticing zzz. /cow/ is pretty high up also, but surrounded with zzz boards. I still wish they'd find a less stupid way to advertise the site.
>Anyone who isn't with us, is against us.
Speaking of, it looks like pissu turned coat because the admin is scared of dolphin. First he gunned /megu/ over it, now this. Where have I seen this before? Fuck that janny palace. They are going in the book right along with PLW.
drama is hella epic
fuck off janny nigger
Who else is in the book?
If you want to remove yourself from webring drama you know the place. If you want a guy who pokes conflicts with schizos you know who.
TENGU BOOK OF GRUDGINS
<Offense/s against the Reich
Starting anuddah shoah. It was a dark day indeed when thousands of posters were shoved into the ovens. Their crime? Just wanting to take it easy.
Revocation of press pass via poisoning Robi with his fake news. The Weasel fools even his friends with his venomous words, like a snake in the grass.
Co-opting the Guntstream for his own ends. There is never enough e-celeb cock to suck for the Weasel, or enough pokemon for his 30%. All for the sake of his clout.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Betrayal by assaulting domestic territory. (x6) Once a great alliance was shared between the good people of Youkai Mountain and the creatures of the sea. On one fateful day, that unfortunately came to an abrupt end.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Attempted to force a bad deal upon the Reich with threats. In the wake of the holy Fire that cleansed julay, there is no reason to admit guilt for things that we di n du. Nor sign any agreement that takes away our rights guaranteed by the Heh Pill of Rights.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Forever ruined /2hu/. After receiving our holy Peaks from the dud over twitter, he ran it into the ground. Rumor has it this venerable tranny still rules the 8kunt board with an iron fist to this day.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Policing innocents for "quality". Many an anon have fallen to his autistic ways, for not falling in line is tantamount to treason on his board.
Changing the rules to ban and delete 2hu threads he no longer likes. According to his corrupt and twisted logic, he alleged that VIP quality threads were not protected /jp/ heritage.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Innumerable unjustified post deletions. There are as many posts deleted as there are pages in this great book, possibly even more.
Being a literal kike. Unlike the fake 2% ashkenazi DNA you get thrown in your test results, his is the genuine article. And it's a lot more than 2%.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Murdering a /jp/sie. Due to the Ruinous Powers that protect him, it is unlikely that this grudge will ever be redeemed. It is noted for historical purposes. Let it be known that Tewinigger will never be forgiven for his sins.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Threw us under the bus. In an act of utter cowardice, he gave /japan/ the big del due to being bullied into doing so by a schizo.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Attempted to eradicate /japan/ culture. By commanding us to "integrate" into his society, he deprived us of our basic human rights to shitpost in any way we see fit.
Threw us under the bus. Same shit different flavor. Sasuga Quebec.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Killed a perfectly good weapons board. It is a tragedy that even under new leadership, rulecuckery had to rear it's ugly head again.
Being a literal fed. It is a great offense to be a part of one of the highest institutions of national rulecuckery.
Wrongfully accusing the Reich. After being misled by unaligned forces, he has fooled himself into believing us responsible for his own fuck ups.
<Offense/s against the Reich
Deleted a GET on Christmas Eve. By taking this massive shit into my programmer stocking, he has committed a cardinal sin to any sports fans. Not okay budy.
Any janny of a rulecucked board
<Offense/s against the Reich
Being a janny nigger. Such a wrong can never truly be righted, for wherever there are posters, there is always going to be a powertripping janny nigger that seeks to control them. Eliminate as many as possible for Oathgold and Public Order bonuses.
More names shall be added as necessary. That's all for now.
>fuck off janny nigger
At least have dinner with him first so that it sounds like a love confession or a 40D chess move faggot
>he doesn't want to tame schizos AND funpost
absolute casual how disgusting
NO NOT THE 6 BILLION j.5A'S
you can tell me about your panfluid ethnicity some other time
rather would not have drama on kissu
i don't want it to die from the schizo dolphin
This is is why you will always be below me, 10goon. I consider myself a funposter and I believe my funposts do not litter the board like shit like yours.
Spamming the same image over and over can't be categorized as a funpost, you're just trying too hard to hide your butthurt.
digits cant lie
What did he mean by this? Truly a mystery. Mysterious indeed.
I use the terms interchangably.
BESTPOSTING > funposting = shitposting >>>>>> power gap >>>> effortposting
<Offense/s against the Reich
Torturing helpless crow tengu with internment in the water-park.
Don't worry there's a special book just for him.
Fucking king jew your not getting your Christmas gift until i see my book.
oh no no no
It's almost like /cow/ is brainwashing anons into literal bots that can't even pass a turing test. Now they come here, hoping they can stare into Aya's eyes long enough for their souls to be cleansed. But what's that, she closed them?
The only way to make this even funnier would be to randomly switch between this captcha and captchouli.
>my name isn't on the list
Phew, looks like I'm safe. Would love to have you back if Stazi gets off his arse.
auuuuugh what do people on /johnbarnhill/ do?
wtf, how did you defeat the captcha /cow/? this shouldn't be possible...
Hello, the Tengu Reich is welcome to visit: https://9chan.tw/nippon/
AUUUUGH A-LOGS LEARN FAST
Now when is the next #koistream, I haven't had john kino in almost 9 months and its depressing.
Just give up at this point, the captcha has defeated you. It has made you it's bitch. You will never recover from being unable to click white squares.
hey john hows it going? I
ts okay >we all make >our mistakes here on /johnbarnhill/
JOHN KINO NOW TBH I DEMAND IRL JOHN KINO
auuugh see I just made a little mistake but that's okay since a-logs always get right back up and keep on a-logging.
this is c*pe on another level
t. coping pedophile
So which one is this actually? John, Prkike?
Outsider here, what'd an a-log, what does a-logging mean and what's a gunt?
>just an outsider here
/cow/ for fucking with people
what did they mean by this, indeed
the board is shitposted by an autistic schizo namefag that wants BO to be the next lol/cow/, but it's quite comfy anyway
the amount of projection is pretty intense john, I don't namefag but (you) do, now quit samefagging. you do that a lot
>I don't namefag
fuck off retard
Oh so it is you prkike?
Oh so it is you dolphin?
>copying what I do
LET GET A COUPLE /cow/ OLDFAG STORIES FROM YA B U D D Y
sorry I can't copy schizophrenics that come from a foxdicks forum and then call themselves oldfags
B B B U U D D D Y Y Y
t. prkike the foxdick
your lore was better than johns but never that good
Honestly its that oldfag larp that both (you) and niggerchu do that makes me think that (you) two are one and the same.
BASED OLD STYLE /b/-TROLLING FROM JOHN BARNHILL THE PEDOPHILE
>larps as oldfag
>posted cp in /r9k/ thread
are you jewish? this much projecting isn't natural
<ur the real insert here
Honestly I am getting the feeling that prkike and pedochu butthurt torfag really are one and the same and that would make a lot of sense since he is johns number one supporter pr manager on /cow/ and the webring as a whole.
AUUUUGH YOU NEVER DID A GOOD JOB BACK ON THE GUNTSTREAM SO YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT BUT ITS TO LATE JOHN BARNHILL IS A PEDOPHILE AND SO ARE (you)
accusing your enemy of the same thing that you are is one of the most effective jewish tactics because you can go <UR THE REAL X for free
(you) posted cp and a pretended to be an oldfag, but keep redtexting maybe that'll make you a real alog
Thanks for confirming that you faggots truly are one and the same.
PRKIKE IS A DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE WITH A MASSIVE GUNT ON PAR WITH JCAESAR187'S
free entertainment from /cow/schizos
THE COURAGE TO BITE OFF THE HOOK
>Now they come here, hoping they can stare into Aya's eyes long enough for their souls to be cleansed. But what's that, she closed them?
It's just a sprite from a pokemon game, lad. Nothing to get so invested over.
tengu is gay
Greetings /japan/, I have reason to believe the new /tech/ board glows harder than the CIA.
Exhibit A: The rules text states:
>no loli or CP
There is no reason for this line to exist other than to equate loli with CP. Posting CP is already against the global rules and fucking obvious to anyone who uses imageboards.
Exhibit B: Greentexting mid sentence is a common /cow/ trait, now most commonly used by none other than Dolphin Schizo.
Exhibit C: In response to being questioned about the no loli rule, the board owner made this capcode post. This regurgitation of a /cow/ talking point further solidifies the theory that this board is a /cow/ colony.
The timing of all of this is awfully (((coincidental))), wouldn't you agree? I posit that the board owner is none other than Dolphin. He has been known to impersonate others in the past. I would advise you not to use the board in its current iteration. He will probably do something malicious with it once he gets a userbase.
That's makes kind of sense. Maybe not Dolphin himself but that attitude reeks of /cow/ and /tv/.
On the other hand he didn't put up any rules at all before sturg reminded him, maybe he just doesn't know what to write. Damn I should've applied for /tech/ myself.
You can delete your own posts at the bottom of the page.
Tech board owner here. The main reason why the no loli/CP rule exists is to avoid drama like this. /tech/ is for technology discussion, not loli posting. If cannot handle a simple rule, go away.
>On the other hand he didn't put up any rules at all before sturg reminded him
No, I was busy with other stuff at the time. I was planning to add the rules once I wasn't busy.
>I can't handle a basic rule
Was getting ousted this fast part of your plan?
yep, found the Dolphin nigger
You can prove your not dolphin all you need to do is draw a clock with the time being 9:35
>everyone is Dolphinfag
Incorrect captcha answer
hello dolphin it is i pr manager
it is time for you to draw a clock
Sperging out won't help you, Dolphin.
notice how he stops posting the second i ask for a clock
>expecting an anon to draw
calling yourself anon and using a tripcode
>every /tech/ BO is Dolphinfag
are you or are you not a php pro
PHP is a bad language. Learn C and Python.
Why am I not surprised someone recommending Python has trouble with the captcha.
ok so wait if /cow/ hates lolis so much then why is their mascot based off of one
It's called hypocrisy, the board is steeped in it.
we're touhou fans too but unlike koipedo we respect the source material and don't want to fuck underage girls
>video games cause violence
this is you.
there is no evidence to suggest that loli causes pedo. there is evidence to suggest that /cow/ loli haters distribute CP on imageboards when they don't get their way.
>Greentexting mid sentence is a common /cow/ trait, now most commonly used by none other than Dolphin Schizo.
I do it all the time, and you arguably did in your very post stating this. Suck my cock faggot. /tech/ BO is gay though.
>The main reason I decided to cause drama is to avoid drama
>By conflating loli and CP by announcing them both as banned in spite of CP already being global banned
>When I could have just a banned loli and said nothing about it
This website allows loli. If you really thought it supported pedophilia, you wouldn't have volunteered to be a BO on this website, associating with those you believe support pedophiles and drawing activity to a site that you believe supports pedophiles. It is absolutely certain you volunteered as BO in bad faith and are just here to shit the place up with drama. kindly fuck off.
Because Robi doesn't actually hate loli at all, just his retarded moderators. Not that I enjoy defending that clusterfuck of a site.
Exhibit Dolphin: This should be the final nail in the coffin for most people. It is a (((pure coincidence))) that Dolphin would post the same thing in the cytube and thread minutes apart. Only he would be retarded enough to oust himself through actions in his cytube again. He also cleverly dodged the php pro question. Finally, he adamantly refuses to draw a clock for the simple reason that it would oust him harder. It is a medically proven test for patients with dementia and schizophrenia. And yes, he still struggles with the captcha.
Exhibit Extra: A normal board owner who wanted to "avoid drama" wouldn't try to clear his name with a tripcode like this. This sort of shitflinging reeks of the same style he used when caught in the past. He also tried some babby's 4d chess when he thought I was monitoring his communications. This did nothing but embolden my investigation instead of the intended effect of throwing me off the trail.
I am aware one thing alone doesn't confirm everything. It is merely additional calcium to make this case stronger.
I have presented my full case so now it's time to warmly wait for the verdict.
Why does /cow/ have to ruin everything? also I haven't been paying attention much could you give me a timeline of what's been going on
>tengu came back after a vacation
>z/japan/ and 8/bane/ were (re) founded
>/cow/ caught wind after shilling started to ramp up
>they send dolphin to raid /japan/ every day
>tengu gains gvol on blacked and tells everyone to "trust the plan"
>this sends dolphin into a spastic fit
>sturgeon badly wanted a /tech/ board but nobody stepped up
>someone finally volunteered a few days ago
>the volunteer happens to be dolphin
>dolphin is quickly found out through bait
>sturgeon is now in an awkward position
(You) are here.
>7 hours behind
5 hours ahead*
So now that we know Dolcuck is the BO, get rid of him admin.
I wish you would stop conjuring drama out of thin air
I wish I was wrong.
I didn't know how much I needed porn of this until I saw it.
It's meant to divert attention from Julay's hidden CP boards.
Dolphin is known for fucking with imageboards, dolphin is known for being a /tech/ retard, dolphin is known for being apart of the nu-/cow/ cabal, suddenly days after /japan/ which feuds with /cow/ gets a board here, (((someone))) applies for /tech/ with rules that only a /cow/ cabal retard would impose, then he starts tripfagging, something basically only dolphin does, and uses the same terms that dolphin uses in his /cow/ cabal cytube rooms.
He's done everything short of posting his off-white CRT monitor collection to signal his identity. Dolphin is known for his not-so-subtle "hints" at his identity, that or he's completely fucking retarded and terrible at hiding when he's behind shit. He's done this for the past year, his tactics are known.
>he edited out the loli/CP rule
But apparently nobody can post there now. What a mess.
To be fair that seems to be due to Tom not including a way to unblock countries after you've blocked them in the moderator panel. But I have no clue why the BO would choose to block "unknown" countries to begin with , which leans even further into the bad actor accusations.
/tech/ will probably stay dead even if you could post there. At least for as long as dolphin is in charge of it.
Fish seems to want direct evidence that won't materialize due to the nature of gay ops.
>that won't materialize
Given the attention span of Dolphin I wouldn't be so sure of that.
i just want this stupid /cow/ drama to end already, but it looks like it won't end since /cow/ is filled with literal schizos
Just post in the BTFO'ing /cow/ thread once a day and be done with it
Can we have less /cow/ and more of the good kind of cows?
that ass is nice, her face however... and I don't even want to begin thinking about her filthy SNATCH
Well you have a point there
strming, link in stick
dolphin removed from /tech/
Finally. Wonder if there was any XSS hidden in his stupid bluetext CSS.
Are you telling me the pedophile hacked me with epic blue text?
What is XSS?
there was not, it was only styling and I had strict mode enabled as a precaution
Cross site scripting. I.e. how he got gahoole's IP, if I remember correctly he embedded an image or something like this from his own server.
Also half of my VPN's IP pool seems to be banned now. Fuck you Dolphin, or whomever.
Xtreme Security Sex
Ah alright. I'd hope that would be disabled, which it seems it is based on >>629
Yes, jschan seems to do a good job here, I can't even add a image as a data url to my custom css because of that. That's a good sign. There must be some kind of CSRF vulnerability though when dolphin can just set up that site with the spam script/captcha somewhere. I can't find a token in a hidden field but maybe it's in the header and I overlooked it because of all the cloudflare stuff.
>dolphin comes to japan to try to prove he's not dolphin
shame I always miss the good crap.
Tom here, there cant be a CSRF token in the page because it is a static page shared between many users. The same is for lynxchan, vichan, etc.
zadmin should have referrer check enabled, if that really is a CSRF form and it will prevent it. If there is still a problem, make a detailed report on jschan repo and I will address it :^)
Regardless, it would be possible for dolphin to setup a site like that to extract captcha images from zzzchan, and show a form that submits to his OWN server, then relays the posting over TOR using the captcha answer, where they cannot be IP banned.
>Dolphin outs himself by spamming his own board on the same IP he BOs with.
dolphin confirms, not any csrf and works pretty much how I said in >>643
>I have to block all images because loli is illegal in my shithole country
The dolphin fears the loli!
The pedophile is larping. For the uninitiated his first debut was on anon.cafe's /r9k/ where he linked a literal child porn onion address. His anti-loli larp is the unoriginal brain child of hangingflesh's autistic crusade against 2D porn, to which he went so far as to allow literal CP to stay up on /v/ out of sheer spite for the fact loli was allowed.
These people are actually fucking schizophrenic.
>The pedophile is larping. For the uninitiated his first debut was on anon.cafe's /r9k/ where he linked a literal child porn onion address. His anti-loli larp is the unoriginal brain child of hangingflesh's autistic crusade against 2D porn, to which he went so far as to allow literal CP to stay up on /v/ out of sheer spite for the fact loli was allowed.
This reminds me of something. Back before Hotwheels stepped down from being 8chan's admin, the global mods would be also be the type to avoid doing their jobs when it came to CP ads on certain boards out of spite. How possible is it to know whether some of these faggots are the same as the global mods from back then that left the site after /hebe/ was shut down?
I doubt they are ex-roller boys, for the simple fact that they act like complete newfags.
What DID happen to those former global mods? Where did they go? They did sorta publicly announce they were leaving over that, so it stands to reason there's a breadcrumb trail somewhere.
Most are still around but I don't think they post on webring boards. I'm guessing they went to 4 or the alt tranny fed. A couple of them I personally know are still on rizon. Another one faked his death.
>A couple of them I personally know are still on rizon. Another one faked his death.
copypaste is dudley, JEWS is some kike, linear was the old autistic codefag, and guy9000 was a cuck. I guess Mark and Claud also count because I think? all or most of the top 25 board owners got global.
What the fuck?
Seems like it's just a test instance/place for people to report jschan bugs. Doesn't really look like it's intended to be a proper imageboard. Still makes a Tom a bit of a shady cunt though.
Hey TENGU. I impersonated you on another site twice and no one seemed to notice. So now I have to ask: How do I know you're the real Tengu and not an impersonator like me? I hardly even tried.
I just want to say again, I and everyone else called it. Dolphin BTFO.
>Niggerpill is hanging flesh
Outside of the streams unless you're implying those are deep faked you don't. I don't have a problem with people impersonating me because it confuses /cow/ into chasing after Warosu ghosts. I wasn't the first reporting tengu and I don't think I'll be the last. This tradition goes all the way back to the formation of /bun/.
>Proving identities on an anonymous image board
is like batman
no one is batman
batman is just batman
if you're batman, then you're batman
>I'll be hosting streams when I do them here: https://watch.8ch.moe/view/70bcf7ef-8989-47a2-a096-3bf066875663/
gay and markpilled
stream over that game was ass
Was the tengu a regular /tech/ie before?
john and markpilled
Yes he was. Got a thinkpad with a meme distro and everything.
okay now this is epic
Thanks for the PPH spammers.
Bit of a shame you can't slide catalog fast enough due to the captcha.
I can't tell if it's /cow/ or /jp/ anymore lmao
I didn't know /ota/ teens would get butthurt this much holy...
Today is a mess
Was the captcha disabled or has it been bypassed somehow?
The 4teens have intelligence unlike /cow/tards, something I never expected...
bless this mess
Make a fake news?
If you make a fake news in Aya's womb, what comes out?
unconfirmed liquid (needs fact checking)
snopes debunked this
/japan/ cannot be stopped!
This is your friendly local reporting tengu back now that the dust has settled. This weekend, the /jp/verse has been engulfed in a series of proxy skirmishes that shook it to its core. It all started when Trevor some evil hacker held GNFOS for ransom again. As usual, his demands for shitcoins were met with bullying and no monetary gain. In retaliation, he unleashed his personal teenbro army on longtime rival /ota/. This marks a notable escalation of the Jay Cold War. The /ota/bros stood no chance under the Rena spam and blogposting. Anally ravaged by the assault they were only memed on further by /japan/ teens. This could not have come at at worse time as they were still recovering from Tshirt's blog moments ago. Due to getting really, really mad, they ended up allegedly deploying a fleet of the fabled N.E.E.T. Squadron. /japan/ ended up being the focus of their righteous fury because the GN was still down at this point. At first, it looked like they were only visiting to engage in some lovely friendly banter. Evidently, this ended up being only the calm before the storm. 2hu themed soyjak posting quickly flooded the catalog. When the unpaid pilots soon ran out of them, they followed up with a sneed carpet bombing. A lethal combination if you ask me. /japan/ese defenders were completely caught off guard. As they scrambled to defend, the sneedposting only intensified. They eventually countered by raiding themselves to preserve the front page's VIP quality aesthetic. Unfortunately for everyone, sturgeon woke up and deleted most of the spam in a vile act of censorship. This tengu considers this battle to be a decisive moral loss, due to janny interference. When bitched at to justify his mass del, he responded with
This appears to be the best apology that we're going to get. He went on to promise not to intervene in /jp/ affairs in the future. After everyone went to bed, T quietly put his site back up and it looks like all forces have retreated to their home barracks. This tengu believes there to be a silver-pill lining to this bloody battle. /japan/ has now been officially recognized as a /jp/ spinoff in the eyes of the /jp/ United Council. This protected status has been one of the core goals of their monarchy for at least 2 weeks. As this is a developing story, more updates MAY follow.
If anyone has a POZ LOAD TIP or HOT TAKE they want to share with their friendly local reporting agency, this tengu is MORE THAN WILLING to perform sexual favors in exchange for information. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: coprophilia, crystal cafe RP, kigurumi bdsm, /nen/ exhibitionist sex, and allowing you to use Hatate in any way you see fit. Find me in the Florida offender registry for more details.
This has been your friendly local reporting tengu, signing off.
I don't even know what the fuck a /jp/ is...
Perhaps a board about jordan peterson.
Someone told me this site is a /v/ spinoff that's pretending to be a /jp/ spinoff. Is that true?
No it's a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff that got sniped off trying to get away from another spinoff pretending to be the real deal. Also something about two nukes, whatever that is supposed to mean.
It is a /int/ spinoff attempting to learn how to be a /sp/ spinoff while partly under the initial guise of having to do with /v/ while having nuked a certain loli-hating/pro-pedo alt/v/ twice.
except this spinoff is the last good spinoff right guys?
kissu is good this is good spinoff too
others i didn't find appealing
Depends on what you're looking for.
Kissu was okay, i enjoyed the atmosphere but some of the userbase collides too much with the /qa/ mess that's been killing 4/jp/ since more than half a decade ago. Overreliance on janitor dicksucking is also not good, there's a muffled sense of anarchy that's being repressed due to that.
Pissu is pretty good. I think ota is better but they seem to have their heads up their ass and want to ignore 5-6 years of our history so they can call us mean names ;^( We just developed independently from most of the /jp/verse due to the 4/8 split in 2014. Stop being tsun and game with us desu. All of you are our friends.
Isn't ota filled with those GN teenbros? Or was it different before tshit begged for bitcoin donations?
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but what the fuck is a "teenbro"?
Nothing wrong with being a teenbro. Everyone here is proud to call themselves one. Respect our pronouns niwa. The funniest part about that bait image is that we never called ourselves anything different. Some of you just assumed it was a board tier list and got upset.
t just banned half the site
Not a happening.
Someone needs to take it easy.
country flags when
Sturgeon says country flags are broken due to the proxy setup zzzchan uses, so you might have to wait until the country flags work correctly.
are we back
my sources say no
ending it for now
end yourself john
delete this sick filth rulecuck
EASY IS ENFORCED
DELETE YOURSELF ANTI-EASY CUCK
Cafe /k/ glows; New owner is alphabet AND /a/ tier
Cafe /k/ deleted following DDoS and dolphin false flag spam attack. Cafe owner issued pic related here: https://anon.cafe/shelter/res/2787.html
archive in case cafe goes down again: https://archive.is/cCPlt
Explain this NOW
It's a response for me because he thinks we spammed the fuck out of /k/ and tried to war them.
But (You) is in the name field.
I'm now trying to understand how retarded I sound asking if the board owner who asked to be board owner is asking himself for permission to run the board and accusing himself of divide and conquer while also denying himself permission to run the board, excuse me.
yeah cuz he posted the screenshot on /shelter/ I think. I saved it with the original filename. https://anon.cafe/shelter/res/2787.html#2955
We're all a little retarded sometimes.
>pedophile accusation out of nowhere
This fag glows brighter than the sun.
Don't forget this little gem Dolphin left behind
Capped smol /v/ happening. There continues to be some unrest among ziggers regarding the status of metaposting and gamergay threads. The situation has de-escalated for now. I miss /newspaper/.
<DolphinKun> Uh, you there? You need to do something about 8blacked being in the webring
<DolphinKun> Your site and zzz let them in
TENGU YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
An unholy allegiance has been formed.
HEY THIS NEW "WEBRING" THING WAS A GREAT IDEA YOU GUYS SHOULD MADE ONE LONG BEFORE NOW!
is this from #8/a/
8moe's innovation once again outmatching ziggers. Why didn't zzzchan ever think of this "web" "ring"?
going live for a couple credits
for uninitiated: STREAM HERE: https://watch.8ch.moe/c/kimeemaru
Just going to leave this here.
Did he try trap porn instead? Maybe it's a good middle ground for the jewy boi.
He tried to flirt with Cosmo the speedrunner.
what a travesty of a man, to think he ran /v/ for 5 years and still somehow has followers.
Does anyone have part 2 of this webm?
Here. It's uncompressed as fuck though.
GIKOPOI NEW YEARS PARTY!!!
/japan/frens are hereby invited to party in gikopoi for new year's eve and day!
For those who may not know, gikopoi is an old flash chat client thing attached to a virtual 2D town of sjis cat avatars. You can walk around and talk using the keyboard, and people can elect to host audio or video streams, although in fairly low quality and scale. There's a chance this will be the last time we can celebrate a new year in gikopoi, so let's make it count!
Here is the link if you want to check it out beforehand, but it's probably pretty dead at whatever time you're reading this: http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi141_for/flash_gikopoi.html
I like this place. There seem to be some chinks who frequent the site, but it's very comfy. I wished it had more functions, though, and the MP system can't be replenished either.
I'm making sure I bring more traction to this site.
some feller came here
whatever happened here, I don't want it twice. is new year still on the calendar, right?
I may have been anus in a plane this entire time, but I don't think it would hurt this place for me to post a bit too much
I fucked up my caption, this chat was too intense
How the heck do you stream on Linux? linux newfag please do not bully
Use OBS or something similar.
Sorry, I meant stream radio in gikopoi.
doesn't work on waterfox or tor
You (or someone) should make a thread when it's close to time. It would be fun to raid the jp server but I don't know how faggy that is and if the game gets actively moderated, but it would just be doing something simple like joining the most populated area and dancing around
The rules and book have been updated! Funishments and rulecuckery for everyone! Not really.
uhhh oh someone got to butthurt!
>babby's first thread wipe
>does it in a sticky
damn john no wonder you were looking for an e-gf, lovequest 2 when?
Why do you have to be such a butthurt janny, play by your own rules you fucking kike.
>hehpill for me but not for thee
Just like /intl/!
Thanks to muttni I found out that you picked up your fathers, uhh well fetishes, thats unfortunate john.
>removed the based travel thread and irl meetup thread
Come on I worked hard on those john.
I just want Marisa to come back. I miss her.
ok imback but you still can't beat me
ggs, it's been a while since I last played.
I was looking for the other missing Marisa but this is fine too.
GIT FUCKING GUD
G I T G U D S C R U B
Alice can't git gud, this is a fact of life that I live with.
until you get so mad that it drives you crazy you can not ever get gud you absolute fucking casual
so get mad at me, I want you to beat me
I can't possibly get mad. I just sleep instead.
yeah and he removed the thread where I asked about lily white's massive tits
but the question remains
how do i teenbro
what the fuck happened
Those are fine, but flat is still peak performance.
did someone say lily thread?
Not with Lily. Being busty is what happens when the rest of Spring has bloomed and the only thing left to bloom is herself, so it's the climax of her performance.
Does this mean her chest grows as spring moves on?
Correct. If you can take her to a place that stays in bloom year-round like Kasen's mansion, you can play with tittylily any time you want.
She is cute regardless of season
So basically this happens. Not bad.
This is true.
holy fug eberiding's sdiggi :DD
For those that can't make it:
streaming & recording giko live
here's the promised recording of giko bros
gn is down again….
should've paid off t-shit's debt goyim
donchu want more STREEN
we should get the gn and cc teens here instead of ota
It'll keep happening because tshit is a literal faggot who can't stop flip flopping with his decisions about his site.
It's pretty nice to watch this shitfest from the sidelines :^)
If they can integrate well with the ziggers, then I don't mind. I have doubts about this but I haven't checked gn and ota for months now.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE HAPPENING THIS IS THE /japan/ APPROVED HAPPENING ZONE
what about spee? https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1300667.html
THE FIRE IS falling.
I was American once. Then I got shot.
How did the cuck/jp/ holoniggers find PLW and posted a mention or link to PLW in their gay threads, but they haven't found /japan/?
Source: warosu searches
Also something of interest I found.
who gives a shit nobody wants them here anyway
I never wanted them here anyways.
Looks to me like someone bought that address and made a new website out of it, after the old one was abandoned
I caused this feel.
ZZZCHAN GROWS EVEN MORE STRONGER
An a board exists now. That's nice. Sadly, head meido has already decided only they are allowed to create meta threads, so there's already trouble on the waters.
If you were expecting any /a/ board to not be rulecucked you need to get your head out of the clouds. Anyways it looks like the new owner is the same as /tech/'s.
Yeah. Far too hopeful, apparently. Just like all offshoots of v, the rulecuckery seems to be permanently imbedded.
embedded, I promise I'm a native speaker despite appearances.
Fuck you fucking faggots, I know it's you shitting up my board. I just got started to leave me the fuck alone and let us enjoy anime in peace. If you continue shitposting, I'll keep banning you - DEAL WITH IT. Christ, I thought you guys were on my side when it came to vtubers.
You can stop pretending now, everyone knows you're tengu's best goy, nobody is buying this bullshit. Hope you're happy that you succeeded tricking sturgeon into handing you fags yet another board for le epic, 13 year old tier drama, webring conquest plans.
all me kek
reblie limit now 1000 :DDDD
There's an /a/ in ziggerchan?
n-no don't come to /a/
locked already wew
locked too, what is going on?
Derailed by discussions about vtubers all day
you must be a teen to post on this board
fug :DDDD :DDD :DD
THEY TOOK DUP'S PRESS PASS
real shame he called the national guard in on the last friends he had left on capitol hill (not that their victory would actually have attained anything, way too little way too late)
>/a/ and /tech/ deleted
tech is still up, but I love the "im out" statement on the precious roolz post
This is your friendly local reporting tengu back delivering the NEWS THAT MATTERS. Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight. This week, we've reached happenings measuring 9 on the Ron Paulerson scale.
Starting with the most important topic, this tengu had the vote stolen over on /2hu/. The crime was allegedly perpetuated by none other than ChiCom backed agent Ranfag, who replaced the corner image with some other shineslut instead. We have evidence that suggests that he only counted illegal ballots for his candidate of choice. Many have expressed their outrage at this turn of events. The Wu Mao are in full force defending this action of course. When approached for comment, he REFUSED. I think it's safe to say that he works for the Associated Press.
The GN went down again for what feels like the 3rd time this month. Trevor claims that this was because his was because his bank wouldn't allow him to go any deeper into overdraft. His users suspect that this is another ploy to grabble more shitcoins from his extremely wealthy and employed userbase. In protest, they once again took to the streets of ota flinging frogs and hau. When approached for comment, the hearthstone pro replied with
Beg all you want but I don't have any left to give. I already sold most of my worldly possessions so I could buy Hatate.
Ben Garrison got banned from Twitter. You can imagine my shock when that hero got unjustifiably attacked by Big Tech. This is a coordinated assault on any freedom fighters on the internet. As soon as dup gave the signal that he was backing down (((they))) quickly swept up any opposition or known bad goys. Naturally, this tengu was also cancelled for the umpteenth time. It's only a matter of time before you're next Anon!
Another board owner sperged out and left his post following critique from his users. This time it was Hisuimeido, the zigger /tech/ BO and newly annointed /a/ BO. It is unfortunate after a successful sponsored petition for a board it almost immediately succumbed to rulecuckery. The pussification of jannies has been an ongoing threat as of late. After deleting /a/ and unlisting /tech/ he left a message of "im out". He isn't the first to abscond like this, and this reporting agency suspects that he won't be the last.
Dup got btfo'd as you may have heard already. I can't believe I'm writing this but yes, THEY TOOK HIS PRESS PASS. The mainstream media is currently pushing this harder than the plague. After getting the big del from every major social media platform, he supposedly has taken to funposting over VPNs. An amusing turn of events, as what he's doing right now seems to be the equivalent of making "I'm 12, what is this" posts. If there's anything to take away from this, this tengu honestly believes that you should hunker down and stock up. There are probably going to be dark days ahead for us all.
If anyone has a POZ LOAD TIP or HOT TAKE they want to share with their friendly local reporting agency, this tengu is MORE THAN WILLING to perform sexual favors in exchange for information. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: coprophilia, Trevor roleplay, kigurumi bdsm, ota trip worship, and allowing you to use Hatate in any way you see fit. Find me in the Gatorland offender registry for more details.
This has been your friendly local reporting tengu, signing off.
I want you to headpat hatate.
do i get a flag for my trouble
I turned them on in the event that they get fixed soon.
fingolia will rise again
That was fast. Guess I'll just do all my a posting here on japan.
so if cuckchan is panicking does that mean they will come here
Let them, I want our rulefriend neighbors to see this.
Uhh, tengu? Gahoole is calling to have an open discussion with you. Check the sticky on /tv/, he’s using his capcode.
>I welcome you back to the stream so I can get more views to show my e-celeb friends and for my clip channels.
At this point I think it's just so that Paddy can accuse him of being a pedo to deflect from the fact that he was raided by the feds for having CP on his computer.
Ugly fat retard begging for drama from another retard attention whore.
https://mega.nz/file/T15DTK7S#46I4ldrPWQD0376sUDq6hNYQDgRmVofiEuabMoVT9EM some converted kigus from the mystery box
attached is a free sample, remember that these are WEAPONS to use against unjust opression, not toys
jesus christ how horrifying
>451 mb of this
>that webm, which is only 12 mb and 2 minutes 13 seconds long
>potentially one hour and 23 minutes of nonstop horror
I'm okay thank you, I'm hoping the eldar are the ones who birth slaneesh rather than my race but then this stuff keeps surfacing to to its best to prove me wrong.
The original batch was somewhere around 27 GB, meaning that, should we actually bother to convert everything, it would be around fifty times that. The conversion is still going on as we speak on an off-shore weapons platform AKA a bretty slow VPS shitrig.
The full release (coming soon) will likely prove that our small board will be the first one among the webring to wield the internet equivalent of nuclear weapons without the MAD doctrine to limit the usage of the stockpile, securing /japan/'s dominance. Everyone is encouraged to stock up, both now and when the finished archive comes out.
but why is junko axing her way in to meet a science rabbit
to mom her
The rabbit protected my life today. Had a car crash a bit earlier and luckily the damn thing didn't fall off the bridge. Remember to say rabbit every time you wake up at the start of the month anons.
What if I told you that it was the rabbit that caused the crash in the first place?
>rabbit behaves like de facto mafia, offering "protection from accidents"
well, at least the price of just saying rabbit is ez
John barnhill is welcome to defend himself against the obvious true fact that he is a pedophile that wishes to molests little fairies, of course >we of the collective individual of a-logs against john barnhill the pedophile know that he won't go and defend himself against the kino ogre because he knows that he is in fact a pedophile and the claims are in fact true.
thank you for informing me that some random namenigger is a pedophile. This information is very relevant to my existence. Please accept a complementary shotgun on your way out, and make sure to check the barrel is clean with your mouth, bonus points for checking to see if the firing mechanism is functional at the same time for efficiency.
John your board is dead without my shitposts making fun of you, your board shit, I'm leave forever.
So why are the /tv/niggers and /cattle/ sperging out here? What happened?
their existences are meaningless without john barnhill. if john barnhill should ever die, the collective suicides will be extraordinary. who is john barnhill? I have no idea. Do they even know who john barnhill is? Perhaps he is their god.
See you next week
Does anyone have the other parts of pic related?
Did I miss anything john?
What makes /japan/ the best board?
suiseiseki-chan posts here desu
all my friends are here
I don't care about john but I like this picture of john
also this one
>the amount of effort in this picture
>all for a butthurt schizoid rivalry
Why is there a possessed lego floating around?
Why does this board run so slowly? What scripts are you running in the background, kimeemaru?
shitcoin miners; all funds go directly to toreador's hearthstone collection
Ok wtf, Gahoole and Ethan Ralph just declared war on /japan/ in the last guntstream. Kime, your thoughts?
ok wtf, im a woman who likes soap operas, what in tarnation is going to happen now?
Ok wtf, im literally a namefag
ok wtf, HI EDEN
wasn't me this time
Hastebin is dead. Text won't appear and the raws redirect to error pages. You might want to look into https://pst.moe instead
forgot those were broken www
maybe I should stop saving all my good threads for ota
When does John's sister turn 18 so I can proposition her?
John has a sister? What's her favorite hu?
Hey /japan/, an update after some radio silence. With /christian/'s voluntary recusal from the GCUP proper, we have 12 teams set to compete for the GCUP. As for the friendlies, the move by /christian/ gives us at least 10 willing participants, with a few more I'm waiting on for confirmation. I've decided to move entirely to joke/meme friendlies, since there wasn't interest in ones played under ICUP rules. We'll be determining the draw for the tournament before the end of this week. Since we have 12 teams, I've decided to move forward with 4 groups of 3 teams, with the top team in each advancing to the Knockout Bracket. This guarantees each team at least two games, and keeps the main tournament at a brief 16 games. We'll be padding the days out with the friendlies whose gimmicks will be determined at the same time as the GCUP draw. I doubt I'll be streaming it live, but I will at least record and post it on the match archive as soon as it's ready. Stay tuned!
POST GAME RESULTS
Game 1 vs High Elves: Big Tony got fucking murdered by a random kickoff event on the first turn. Meltyhobo murdered an elf as restitution. After a lot of elf bullshit dancing through our tackle zones like they didn't exist enough were krumped that we secured a victory. Oatmin scored the only touchdown of the match after fummbling in the endzone. GETmelon was then awarded MVP for obvious reasons that elude me at the moment. We ended up using the winnings to rehire Big Tony for the next match.
RIP in piss Tony, you'll forever be fucked by kickoff curses now.
>Meltyhobo murdered an elf as restitution.
Not nearly enough. The blood of our people has to be repaid with at least ten times the blood of our enemies. The rivers must run red and every bone turned to dust. None of their descendants are allowed to survive.
NANAYA 236 THEM ALL
tackle tackle FOOTBALL game 2 going live
POST GAME RESULTS
Game 2 vs Humans: We got fucked. GETmelon killed and Trevor was fired. Sokunigger community will miss the next all games because the team is getting remade.
i found a wild koi on 4um which i browse regularly.
i didn't know he was so famous!
football goin live
https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru - FOOTBALL
Someone hacked tshit's secret sauce and now he's really mad wwwww
The groups have been drawn and are shown in pic related. You have been drawn into Group B with /eris/ and /fscchan/. Your matches are as follows:
vs. /fscchan/ - https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-14T20:00:00
vs. /eris/ - https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-20T20:00:00
The top two teams from each group advance to the Knockout Stage, to be played on February 21st. We'll be showing these matches on the 8cup cytube as usual. Tune in!
>/eris/ and /fscchan/
where am I supposed to /shelter/ if /shelter/ is down
make a shelter in your anus
Match against feceschan
JAPAN GOT BTFO'D BY A SHITPOSTING
4 - 1
I forgot to show up.
just wanted to play soccer
It's like wurm but more betterer
Ahh what a shame, just missed it. Whens the next stream?
when I find a game that doesn't melt my gpu
>melt my gpu
What potato are you running? Most games today can run on a gtx 660 on low-medium.
RX 580. It should be able to handle it no problem but I've been having issues with this card for years. The constant crashes when it turns my computer into a space heater is annoying.
>RX 580 turns my computer into a space heater
Got a blower card or something? It might be a driver or cooling issue. Just replace the paste, try different drivers, if all else fails get a new card. Just buy some overkill entry level RTX and you won't ever have to deal with graphical issues again. Though to be far, the 580 really shouldn't have any problems with most games at 1080p 60 fps.
mero is back but the posts are not
sleepytime for japan
We're playing /eris/ in an hour and 45 minutes! Can Erisu pad her lead or can we take down the titan?
Top 10 Reasons You're A Teenbro And Why:
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teen + bro
a state of being a teen while also being a bro
someone who spends 24 hours a day cooming
so you're pedophiles grooming teens online?
Aren't all of you in your 20s and mid 30s though?
It's a state of mind.