TEEN OU NI ORE WA NARU
/japan/'s first babbyget is coming up. Why not celebrate by stealing some digits? Join the team today and receive free nice cream. You'll also get all the stolen valor you want!
To play the game of kings, all you have to do is make a post in a similar style to ones on our quilt. A new Marquee thread instead of a reply earns more prestige. Points are awarded based on the value of your GET:
1-9999 ~ 0 points (babbyget)
10000-99999 ~ 1 point (minor league GET)
100000-999999 ~ 2 points (major league GET)
1000000+ ~ 3 points (professional GET)
Sanctioned GETs are the first digit followed by only 0s, sequential integers, or pure repeating numbers. (e.g 300000, 123456, 55555 etc.) Posts that just include dubs or greater are not true GETs. (177777, 34567, 220000 etc.)
You may choose to represent our board in the subject field, or any other you like. The more players the merrier! If you catch others sagebombing to GET easily, feel free to Honk them! Bump their shit with or without a Chen to increase the difficulty of the match by alerting jannies. If you end up wasting a GET, don't feel too bad. It happens to everyone once in a while. Just come back after cooling off your hothead.
Don't forget to screenshot your GETs incase the janny decides to del!!!
zzz/japan/ 1000 (babby)
plw/meta/ 1000 (babby)
Those are all the ones I've noticed, there's probably more out there that I missed. GET hunting!
you forgot to tell them to make sure to archive their gets ya dumb fucking crow
i'm gonna start playing getball for /monster/ again because of you maybe
post your past GETs so you can be judged for your incompetence
or lack of thereof
fixed, ganbare furry-kun
I could do that but I'm pretty sure I also saved most of the gets of my teammates along with my own and even if I got a big portion of them and most though not all /monster/ gets were obtained by me and Mantistic. Could I post the 180 GET screenshots I have saved tomorrow when I'm better motivated to do so?
aya you might be dumb but please don't call yourself a furkike
do it faggot
t. do it faggot
i promise to do so tomorrow
afterwards i'll see if i can use memory recall as i look over the screenshots to point out to you which ones were mine and which weren't
also i forgot to wish you a happy thanksgiving so happy thanksgiving and good night
SNEED WON THIS ROUND
next up is
mero is onto us bros
Ok, hopefully I have the time to dump all of these, if not then I'll try to continue later tonight.
I noticed some "gets" with "false" or "babby" in the filenames a moment ago, so I might unfortunately have a little less than 180 to show.
I'll point out which ones were mine tonight if I can.
Very impressive. Thank you for the credentials.
Let's see here.
Not sure if the 1st one was mine. 2nd and 3rd I'm pretty sure were mine. We'll count 2 so far.
All 5 are mine. 7.
All 5 are mine again. That copypasta edit /sp/ made for that 4th get is some real nice nostalgia. 12.
1st one isn't mine. 16.
I think the 3rd one isn't mine. 20.
I think only the last 2 were mine. 22.
3rd and 5th aren't mine. 25.
I think the 1st and 4th aren't mine. With the third I only got the failget. 27.
2nd and 5th are mine. 29.
All but the 2nd are mine. 33.
1st, 2nd, and 4th are mine. The third one is Mantistic's most famous get. 36.
1st, 2nd and 3rd are mine. The 5th one I'm fairly confident was mine. 40.
Last 4 are mine. 44.
I think only the first one might've been mine. 45.
First 3 are mine. 48.
All but the second. On a side note, I still remember that /f1/ had the biggest autist out of any board /monster/ obtained GETs on, in that they'd start spamming us with bbc porn in response for it. 54.
1st, 2nd, and 5th are mine. 57.
1st, 2nd, and last are mine. 60.
Last 3 are mine. 63.
I think the last 4 are mine. 67.
I don't think the 1st or 2nd were mine. 70.
First 4 are mine. 74.
I'm pretty sure all 5 are mine. 79.
Last 4. 83.
1, 3, and 5 are mine. 4 could be, but I strongly doubt I would ever spell portuguese that way. 86.
I don't know if the 1st and 5th are mine. 89.
First 4. 93.
I think only 2 and 3 are mine. 95.
2nd and 3rd aren't mine. On a side note about the third one, I remember /senran/ being considered an oddly impressive GET at the time because the board's PPH was so unpredictable that nobody had managed to steal from them until then. 98.
Maybe only the 3rd one is mine. 99.
I think the last 3 are mine. 102.
Last one. 103.
All but the 4th. 107.
All 5. 112.
All but 4th. Kinda regret using that kakuen pic now. 116.
2nd and 4th are mine. 118.
Approximately 118/179 of /monster/'s gets have been mine. Holy shit. As a final bonus, here was a defense of /monster/'s GET that was made once. I do not think it was mine, but I am pretty sure I made at least one of the posts in the pic. It seems like you did too, Kimee.
Wait a minute. If you use the reply function too many times in a post, does it start canceling the function for some reason? I didn't make those strikethroughs on purpose.
Why is this board so obsessed with stealing GETs? I thought everyone stopped caring about GETs 10 years ago.
no everyone stopped caring 4-5 years ago
It's not stealing if they don't fight for them. Getball is a funtimes sport. Just ask /sp/
Never heard of it. This board makes me feel like I just stepped into some alternate universe /jp/.
>never heard of GETball
Were you even around for 2015?
It is an alternate universe /jp/.
cafe/k/ 10000 wasted
stole one from the girls
This is the fun version of /jp/
I can't access crystal cafe via tor LOL
why would you want to hide your ip from girls ;^)
Looks like the only ones left from this are /nen/ and /animu/. See you on the playing field.
mero too but it's really slow*
CUCKCHAN /mu/ 99999999 AND 100000000 GETS INCOMING
latest post from rebecca blacked tech /mu/ is 99994823
I don't want to give them the traffic desu
8chan GETs will always be more valuable to me
We nailed the spread but failed the mission because hourly thread creation triggered. All of our vpns also got post blocked at the same time. What are the odds of that?
Pissmin was watching his board like a hawk and permabanned a bunch of vpns after a few posts. A nepnigger took 11111 on their /jp/. Good match.
The fact that pissmin bans VPNs and exit nodes is very dumb.
Aye, I tried using tor a couple times but all the nodes were fucking rangebanned or manually banned. Why even allow torposting if you're going to ban it?
cafe /k/ 11111 vanished into the ether after our attempt on it. The winning GET caused the server to 502 as it happened. Somehow this caused it to 404 without even getting posted.
Maybe because he is a very dumb admin and doesn't know the method of banning all exit nodes automatically?
Could be, at least he unbanned my home VPN after the fact.
nailed the spread on
>deleting the 30000 get
what the fuck, seagull is the faggiest
>video game board
>no fun allowed
Seems about right.
KILL ALL THE FUCKING JANNIES
Looks like they need another fucking nuke.
For a board that exists purely to get away from Mark's janny faggotry, it sure is acting like Mark's janny faggotry.
>Implying Mark wouldn't be a giant fag and nuke a gets thread.
In my experience, every not-mark v has been unanimously convinced itself the reason to leave mark v was "not enough vidya" which lends itself to such actions as you have witnessed. This means of course that they actually hate the other anons' input when it's not vidya, rather than mark's, and mark becomes a purely secondary factor that washes out in that users of mark's v also acknowledge(by and large) that he is retarded, with the "saving grace" of being bully-able, I guess.
Anyways, this was analysis from before when I still used any v.
Good thing there’s at least one salvageable not-/v/ left on the ‘ring
Hi, Eden. Feeling lonely?
I was talking about /vg/, schizo
should be coming up soon, good luck lads
claimed for the eternal glory of the reich
oooh, very nice. better archive it before a rulecuck strikes.
/monster/'s 77777 GET is coming up in ~750 posts
are we bad enough to take it home? find out in the next episode
babby gets are memoryholed but this was a good practice
I still saved em but they don't belong on the quilt.
not a GET
megu.ca 11111111 GET coming soon.
To clarify, not my GET.
g*d bless getwatcher
I said it before and I'm saying it again: I expect better from you fags than sagebombing on page 15 50 times so you can GET on a dead board.
We do not negotiate with janitors or their sympathizers. A GET is a GET.
It's been a valid tactic for years retard. There's a rather obvious counter strat too. What we lack in numbers we make up for in surgical precision on the best times to strike.
You can't keep getting away with this………..
A shame /fascist/ deleted it. On behalf of the /fascist/ community, I hail the 10gu Reich, and offer my response:
My favorite 2hu is the Raymoo, because she is the lovely enforcer of ordnung in Gensokyo, and because her armpits are delicious. I hate the kikes because they are directly opposed to the Natural Order, and because they work for the Demiurge, the fool with three names.
HOW WILL MERO EVER RECOVER
https://archive.md/H5iZr - 99999
https://archive.md/FZYX3 - 100000
>France and Korea flags
do not offend my proxies peasant
if you were using proxies then why was there a canada
next showdown is on pissu
another historic win for the teens
dishonorabu 10SLIME resorts to firebombing the quay after prior failure
he lacks the PATIENCE and DISCIPLINE to become a true marksman
Words of a true MOD SLAVE
Get DIGITS ACCURACY% or bitch about UNFAIRNESS on the INTERNET
empty words or empty GETs
and you can't take back those digits from us :^^^^^)
nailing the spread carries more weight in our realms peasant
staring at the latest postings on the front page takes far less skill than constantly changing threads to bomb or honk others, dealing with autistic weeb captchas, or angry jannies
we can't be kog, hallowed be his name, because we haven't used 4 since 2014
we can only strive to improve ourselves to one day go pro
/qa/ defense force BTFO
How will they ever recover?
lmao pathetic every GET i see you get is pathetic every time lol don't leave a mess all over the place trying to get numbers on ded boards you impatient teenager
Is it really a GET if you guys spam the sites to get them?
Is it really shooting a bird if you blasted some 16 pellets to snag it?
<hes never getballed on tiny obscure sites
>he's never sniped on major mainstream boards
god I so want to have secs with her
>a mime laughing out loud
that's an illegal move
t. mime eggspert
>>>/v/40000 in less than 1k posts
spamming out one thousand posts to get some free digits is an achievement
can't you get the GETbot to post on your board for these kindsa things?
>>>/v/40000 was stolen by Rayman, I was asleep, JFMSU
>>/b/20000 coming soon, less than 200 bosts
>>>/b/20000 that is
Have another one to add to the list of NSF casualties.
thought about carpet bombing it but I wanted the other team to have a chance
>thought about carpet bombing
What do you refer to, by carpet bombing it?
for an example of a good carpet bombing
You may as well have, that's what the pajeet did to get it.
we try to politely self delete failed attempts here, it's a tradition picked up from the la li lu le lo
>>>/b/22222 in ~1600 posts
>>>/v/44444 in ~400 posts
This is your last warning, John. Any more interference in my board will be met with consequences. I'll make /cow/ seem like a fucking joke in comparison. Consider this your last chance to stop messing with the overall quality of /v/, which must be maintained.
Fucking hell, you're good.
Celebrating 50 whole GETs~!
An eye for an eye as they say.
and uhhhhhh screengrab
owned those fucking teens
/cow/ #100000 is coming up in 200 posts
I got it
pissu in 30 posts
You did it again, teengu. At least this time I tried.
jannied fucking INSTANTLY w
At least I'm getting trips.
here's the latest quilt
teens two tranny jannies stew
owned those teens again
Now that's quality, that means now that the 99999/100000 get comes soon and it will be time for a double whammy.
KoG is rolling in his grave.
Isn't he still around on cuckchan?
monster is very close to their >>90000 get, last one clocked in at >>89872.
you forgot /geimu/ and /tg/
What is this board even about dubsmen?
sure did, job well done. Forgot geimu existed and didn't even think to check tg even though I browse it sometimes.
>Forgot geimu existed
can't keep getting away with this
the /jp/ boy vs the cc girl
access denied through tor, shame, post reactions
dead girls thread empty
Keep this up and the japan quilt really will be larger than the monster get score.
>crystal thread beleted
now what could they have possibly found wrong with that, every woman loves rance eventually or else.
Literally didn't hear anything about this on spee, are they even still playing?
I didn't even know a yuri board existed on smug.
Back when the admin was there he let a bunch of people bunker on smug and they just stayed there because the BOs were trannyjannies who didn't know how to host a site.
The admeme disappeared a while ago though and the retards modding /a/ have been mismanaging other boards as well as their hugbox and fucking up site settings. The hidden service has been down for like a year, (even though the smugmin was considering switching to straight-HS when the chan was being spammed before) so there's obviously no-one watching the machine. It's a miracle the site hasn't gone down yet, tbh.
/japan/ btfo twice in a row
owned indeed, one more for the victory quilt
>/japan/ clamors over slow board snail GETs
>someone accidentally GET and btfos /japan/
you are PATHETIC
Digits are nearing in /dup/. 30 to go.
Alright lads, tranny /a/ is about to have possibly the last professional GET the webring will ever see. I will be making an attempt if I'm awake w. Any additional salvos would be appreciated. Or just more threads from competition to make it more interesting. I want a good clean match with extra janny anger on the side.
Good luck and godspeed, this is the big one.
999368 latest post. kinda slow, innit?
Not really, I think it's either going down today or tomorrow.
I'm trying to inflate the post count by throwing in pertinent sage posts. Someone, help me.
they have captcha on per post it's really gay
jannies are knowingly running interference before the match has even begun
How's the post count? I can't find an index in the site.
just wait holy shit the board is slow as fuck
63 posts to go.
Where are >we spamming posts?
JANNIES ARE AWAKE
they are actively deleting and banning players from this match
SHUT IT DOWN
someone got it but I think it was instantly deleted
wait I found it here, it was close
mission failed, we'll get em next time
>can't get shit on a dead ass slow shit board
you are a fucking JOKE good job posting 28 posts and 12 minutes too early idiot
holy fuck your useless 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 board 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 trash 🗑️🤣🤣🤣🤣 🖕🏻
2ch /news/ coming up on 10000000 in 69 hours
😡😡you 😡FUCKING ♂👗🚺🏳️🌈JANNIES🏳️🌈😡😡😡 rigged the prized💲 GET💲
this abhorrent behavior MAKES ME SICK 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
👺 WILL HAVE REVENGE👌 you
>they can only get gets on dead boards when everyone is asleep and they can spam 100 posts to get it freely
>they fail in any other scenario and sometimes even get fucked by pajeets throwing a wrench in their plans
L M F A O
hahahahhahahahahahahaha revenge like what??? trying to spam the board and instantly get autoB&D ahahahah you truly are the epic teenbro oldfag troll john. never change you chubby jew
wasn't planning on this but I saw some spam so I decided to jump in w
imagine being this bad at GETs www
what did he mean by this
just gonna get defend I guess
not a get
you're not a get
you're a big get
One more notch for /v/
love waking up in time to GET
W E W
he banned me for a fucking week
And people complain about Mark being a rulecuck....w
>there's no proof of seagull's rulecuckery
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-bb-b-but what he deleted was probably a shitpost anyway which SHOULD be deleted!!!!!
>but what seagull banned probably deserved it!
<you can't see the contents of banned posts in the ban list, idiot
>F-FUCK YOU! GO BACK TO /cow/! GO BACK TO BLACKED.MOE!!! GO BACK TO PLW!!!!
Hey, it's me again. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot, after all so, why don't we take it one step at a time instead, like, I'd be fine if we just started talking, or something. That's why I need a private contact of yours, can I get one? Won't you stop ignoring me?
I know you probably have a thing for being dominated, and don't worry, we'll get there eventually, but first you gotta give me a chance at all. I'll ask again, can I get your TOX? If you aren't ok with sharing your personal ID on here I can just give you mine. Here: 55C625023F8C02B35C98A8500F67A691E7056F1791F5A7E633FE6B9DF4F073634EDF5D1162FA
>GO BACK TO PLW!!!!
Who are you even quoting? No one ever said that, cmon.
I love you btw.
Prove your love and devotion to me by declaring war against zzz/v/
Can't believe the GET turned into a shitty meta thread. Again.
maybe you should stop replying to eden kiddo get fucked
I never did………….
Looks like you just did. I checked >>8394’s post history and he is most definitely Eden. You lose.
when will all these goddamn jannies get off my back……..
I claim this one for my favorite subversive board owner
lmao, I guess that one was too much for you, huh
make sure to tell all your discord friends about how much of a 'nuisance' im being
that wasn't a GET you clown 🤡 kill yourself 💅🏻
and this one wasn't? >>5316
Get owned, faggot
Posting john with this image for prosperity. If you don't see john then that means it got janny'd by the sensitive BO, meaning I win.
Eden, honey, keep it up and I'm going to ravage your pussy.
How about these two? Was very tricky getting both of these on two different devices at the same time but I managed it.
Why would John go through the effort of censoring this image?
still waiting on that clock
I mean, it's pretty funny
He still failed to shop out his name in that screencap. Massive fail.
yeah that's a GET now post the archive
Jannied before an archive could finish
off by one
off by none
How the fuck is seagull allowed to moderate /b/ after this anyway
33333 GET coming up on /k/
that board is still alive? good for them
back into easy retirement
Remember this get? Shame it was janny'd by ((( someone )))
not a GET
not a GET
they still got it i guess
wtf is /vm/ i've been living under the rock that is 8ch and its remnants for nearly 8 years
its pronounced "wew"
kc lost the last game I watched
t mite be tonite gl and gn
still got it
It's still up, actually, but it's gone pretty far down the catalog.