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Kurisumasu is almost here /japan/! Are you looking forward to getting anything this year? Have you earned enough good boy points to pay for it?
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>Kurisumasu is almost here /japan/!
I don't give a donkey's shit.
>Are you looking forward to getting anything this year?
Nope.
>Have you earned enough good boy points to pay for it?
Fuck no, dude.
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>>1478
>the sole reason Cirno doesn't care is because girls can't earn good boy points
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>>1479
There's always pretty princess points.
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>>1475 (OP) 
>you will never eat southern chicken in the land of the rising sun for a christian holiday
>>1486
I don't really like this specific line of images because they're always gross and filled with nomenclature like "chad" and "stacy" but the wojaks with more effort than usual put into them have always be interesting to look at. Oh well, it had its time, and they're only mspaint anyway.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Post your rarest Padorus so I can steal them.
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>>1511
I found this one on nen
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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The bootleg is ready!
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>>1523
I missed best bootleg.
>>1523
now we just need kiguposter and everyone will be back
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>>1511
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>>1475 (OP) 
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cum in padoru
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>>1585
yes
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>>1490
>you will never eat southern chicken in the land of the rising sun for a christian holiday
What should I get, neggars? Gotta put the order in by the 18th.
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>>1590
stupid sexy padoru
>>1592
>Offers the options of both southern-fried and roast chicken.
>¥5980 for a whole roast chicken.
Jesus, KFC in Japan is expensive.
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>>1734
The economy in nipland in general is shite
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/v/igger padoru!
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Why are so few people posting padorus?
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>>1778
There was eggnog here once. It's gone now.
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Finished my Christmas shopping!
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cherry merry christmas /japan/

Murder: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Torchlight: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Overlord: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Sword of the Stars: The Pit: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Fugitive: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Magi: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Narcos: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
A-Tech VR?: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Carrier: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)

https://cryptii.com/pipes/vigenere-cipher
padoru
Decode each key individually. Please reply easily for each one you take.
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>>1851
allow me to contribute

MYSTERY GAME 1:
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)

MYSTERY GAME 2:
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)

same cipher as in the previous post. merry christmas
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>>1851
>>1852
Not gonna take any of those but I wanted to say thank you and merry Christmas to you and your families anyway.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>1852
Took the first key for Mystery Game 1. T-Thanks, anon, I would've preferred if you shit in my Christmas stocking instead; the experience would be less eye-watering. Have a photo of the chicken box I had in Nipland for Christmas. There wasn't a long queue when I came to pick up my order at the allotted time; then again, I'm in a small village where the KFC had recently opened. Overall, this is the most I've ever paid for KFC in my entire life, but I would rank the experience comfy/10.
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>>2213
I forgot japan has some bizarre KFC christmas tradition. Sounds like something people would make up as banter against obese burgers. Nips are fucking weird.
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>>2239
I asked some of the locals about where it came from. Most seemed to agree it was because of the Japanese love of American movies. They tend to be a few decades behind America in regards to its cultural trends, so in the 70s and 80s, they were watching classic Christmas movies like "It's a Wonderful Life" with Jimmy Stewart and the like. A constant trope they saw was a family sitting down for a Christmas dinner with turkey and they wanted to experience it for themselves. Unfortunately, Japan does not have turkeys, so a dinner with chicken was the next best thing. In a masterstroke of advertising, KFC in the 80s ran with the advertising slogan 「クリスマスにはケンタッキー!」- "Kentucky for Christmas!" It was so successful that it became a tradition for family and romantic couples and other businesses, like Famimart or Lawson, started copying the trend of offering southern fried chicken for Christmas. The demand was so great that I had to put in the order 2 weeks in advance, and even then the expensive items, where you'd get a shrimp casserole and a berry tiramasu, were already sold out. This place really doesn't seem real at times.
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>>2244
A tradition of fried chicken is one thing, but to have it be tied to a corporation is retarded. Just make your own fried chicken.
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>>2246
Welcome to Consumerism in Japan. Weirdly enough, it is sometimes cheaper to buy prepared food than it is to buy the ingredients and make it at home, such is the cost of raw materials and utilities here.
>>2244
So you mean Sony will actually die if the KFConsole takes off whatsoever?
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>>2255
It's certainly a possibility. Sony has recently earned the moniker "Ku-Sony" because of its censorship faggotry. Even then, it still has movies and music propping it up, so it won't completely die if the gaming section goes bust.
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Evening, gonna hijack this thread to promote music tomorrow. Come listen to songs and hang out. >>8803 will get a mention as well in the announcements thread.
>There will be a Christmas radio on anon.cafe/christmas featuring music (Christmas and non-Christmas) from prolikewoah/animu, smuglo.li (probably, working out the details with that DJ), and anon.cafe/l 
>Music stream will happen on the 18th of December from 9AM Saturday American West Coast to roughly 9PM or later (5PM Saturday to 5AM Sunday GMT/UTC, or 2AM Sunday to 2PM Tokyo time)
>There will be a separate games thread for anons who want to play games, with servers and hosts edited into the OP since the goal is for anons to socialize and enjoy themselves- OJ, EDF, and Veloren are probably on the books right now.
>You can make your own lobbies for the games thread without being tied to a board, but it's a good chance to advertise your board
>Feel free to make an advertising thread promoting your board. If you want to have a fun activity attached, that is also welcome!
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>>2244
I was under the impression it had more to do with KFC advertising it as a Christmas tradition rather than the Japanese buying into it. Suppose it doesn't matter when the end results are the same.
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blew all my gbp on hidden gems this year

FRAMED Collection: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
PhotoWorld: Smooth Сorners: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Planets Under Attack XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
!"DEPLOYMENT"!: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Unknown: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Aegis Defenders: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Two Worlds Epic Edition: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Serial Cleaner: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Battle vs Chess: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)
Bounce: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX (Claimed)

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Decode each key individually. Please reply easily for each one you take.
merry christmas agen
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>>8941
took the first unknown key
>>8941
I took the 4th unknown key. Thank you very much.
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>>8943
Which was !"DEPLOYMENT"! for anyone who wants to know.
Also merry christmas everyone.
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>>8944 
Merry Christmas!
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>>8941
Took mystery key number 2 which was "PhotoWorld: Smooth Сorners". Thanks!
>>8941
Claimed the second unknown key, which was Planets Under Attack.
>>8939
Music's live for anons who want to hang out while waiting for the tournament: https://anon.cafe/christmas/res/267.html
i like christmas
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>>8985
me too
>>8941
Someone else has claimed Serial Cleaner and did not say anything about it. Not sure about the rest of the keys.
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>>9012
they jewed the rest of them and didn't say anything
christmas is cancelled
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christmas is renewed
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Christmas is now over...
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>>9031
It's not over until I ate all the cookies and the tree is thrown out. Still 3 boxes to go.
>>9031
it's not over until I get everything I asked for
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