Prep work is done.
“…Many of today's problems are a result of yesterday's solutions.” - Otamin
we just don't know
Where did this place go after Tengu conquered julay/v/?
Scattered to the winds. Sokuniggers went to pissu, everyone else kind of fucked off, the cakejew board was only kept alive to draw fire. Read the meta thread.
I want to make Iowa a mother.
>read the thread again
most of it is john and prkike samefagging
What is pissu and where was Mark, I didn't have my internet for the Summer.
kissu.moe cute and funny /jp/ spinoff
Greetings from Finland.
>cute and funny
correction: rulekiked and gay janny palace
less janny than cuckchan
my dog needs a haircut
caturday on /japan/
I think your dog has autism
Marisa is a youtube sensation!
back to >>>/b/
momiji is fat
exercise is important!
well are you exercising? if you don't post on /fit/ you're a faggot tbh
LINE UP ALL MOONBITCHES FOR EXTERMINATION RIGHT HERE
/japan/ is REALLY NICE today
The guy who made >>874 went to /ota/ to advertise this site, so you can thank him. :p
Now how do we advertise ourselves to all of the other /jp/s?
shill our bait images like crazy ;^) ;^) ;^)
the sneed carpet bombing took me by surprise
I hope our new friends come back once in a while.
Now I can confirm that /ota/ is a teenbro shithole just like GN, /hima/, /mero/, and /what/.
Was there ever any doubt? I still like them.
Yeah I thought they wouldn't raid with cuckchan memes. I don't look at /jp/ spinoffs outside of kissu and this board anyways.
help yuuka is repeatedly draining my balls dry into her cavities
>about a month ago i landed into gensokyo during neetdom, wasn't through regular means and quite unexpected
>some reason yuuka is a landlord, has some info up on an advert bloc
>ask for a place to stay from her, she agrees
>kinda an asshole but nice tits.
>pay small amounts of rent i make up by cleaning up and odd jobs
>talk with her and a couple of other residents
they're all weird so i dont talk with them often but they cute tho
>make a few small moves, like i made her tea and stuff and she liked it
>maybe i am a chad
>a week passes by
>small party in the living area, yuuka and i participate in vigorous communal sake drinking
>barely conscious at the end of it
>warm body next to me, i turn over and yuuka
>did i just fuck my landlord?
<yes, yes i did.
i rented a lappy from rinnosuke's shop
did you know this place has full 4g everywhere???
(C76) [Kemonomichi (chihiro)] U.S.C. Yuka’s Flower Shop KAZAMI YU×ARI ver (Touhou Project) [English]
/gen/ seems like the alrightest out of those
yuuka aint chill but if you dont touch (or hurt if she knows u) her flowers she takes it easy at least. shes also really good at dragon ball z super butoden 2 and street fighter
>morning after isn't very awkward (for her)
<are 2hus sluts!???
<we may never know
>anyway time passes
>we reciprocate lewd behavior here and there
heres when it starts getting worse bros
>i notice the tracked incidents of lewd behavior turning into full blown sex is increasing, and typically its her initiating.
>not a big deal, yuuka is big tiddie 2hu cutie, the sadist streak is kinky i think
<it gets worse
>about a week later (so this is a week and an half ago, we've known each other for like two and a half weeks tops) we fugg
>no foreplay no words exchanged just dropped her trousers, engaged in peepee in vagoo immediately
>i feel its kinda kinky, to just fug at the drop of the hat, and at the time i had no idea it was the beginning of the end
>next day same deal, and the next day same damn deal.
>at this point she attempts to get her daily meals worth of coom
>fastforward now, i am tapped out, theres nothing in this faucet
>I went from considering no nut to nutting every single day in november wtf
this is not ok bros is she actually a succubi in disguise?
is she slowly eating me?
she had a brief monologue last night at dinner about how a weak human should eat better to become stronger
i think she knows i'm making these posts
if i dont update in a few days im stuck in her bed
at least shes not mentioning anything about rent
her ulterior motive is that if she wears you out with strong fucks, you will have to eat lots of herbivorous meat for energy, thus meaning less plants will die by being eaten
CONCENTRATE YOUR MANHOOD
KEEP YOUR GUNDAM (ACTION POWERED) RAISED
DO NOT LOSE
where is my mail
There is no mailhu yet. But it would be really great if there was one.
How are you doing today /japan/?
I'm soooooooooooo frickin hornyyyyyyyyyy
go get a cc gf
Take it easy!
Can't believe that /japan/ is fucking dead.
he was so young
is just sleepy
I wan 2 succ da 10gu's benis xDD
THREE HUNDRED BUCKS
But why is it all Plok?
It's a reference to this video
i just want a cute 2hu girl to sit on my face.
i would let gap hag run a train or anything over me just to feel the touch of a 2hu
please oh god please fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I really need to play this game. To do so though I'll probably have to know more nip than present.
I think the game has an English fan-translation
there's barely any text in the game, and it's pretty straight forward, either way there is an english translation. that said you'll probably be disappointed if you expect a game. it's mostly exploration in mazelike maps, that said the blend of visuals and audio make for a fantastic PEAK comfy atmosphere. I was kinda bummed when I completed it.
where did all these pizza boxes come from I swear I didn't drink that much
I don't know, but here's what happens to one of those pizzas.
gashadokuro 2hu when
I want an eggplant hag 2hu but myouren already has a big crew and i want the taoists to get someone else
I recline to answer
>all that bread and no water
wich 2hu wud u fug
I want to plow Flandre's fields, if you know what I mean.
What an awkward age, too old to snuggle and headpat, and too young to hop on my dick. Oh, right, she's 600 years old, nevermind.
>too old to snuggle and headpat
You telling me you wouldn't snuggle with and headpat christmas cakes and the like? Shame on you, lad.
>too old to snuggle and headpat
You don't have to remind me of that.
>snuggle with and headpat christmas cakes and the like
With no hesitation or regrets.
sleepytime for japan
gonna post on /japan/ today!!!!!!!!!!
>Posting the umbrella girl of all 2hus
She deserves nothing but happiness.
Where have my japanbros gone
I'm still here
It's sleepy season in gensokyo, time for staying in this shade and doing as little as possible since it's hotter than an african necklacing ritual right now
I think most are practicing for the big tournament instead of posting.
I make post
thanks for your post budy here's mine
just posting my wife
Who streetlight otaku here?
Love art like this, I wish I was better at finding it.
it's okay to be cringe.
>tagged as supernatural
wtf kuma arashi isn't supernatural
bitches are just crazy
crying for ota
stopped crying it came back
The pose doesn't bug me. Just the fact that it took 6 years and the installment after the original character's debut for the fad to take hold.
I will never get to give chen scritches and the knowledge kills me a little more every day.
>New best girl Jack-o pose yet.
Gud run there, friend. Make sure that, when you're grinding, to keep pressing the grind button to change tricks while grinding. That's what I always do when playing Tony Hawk.
Is this a mashup?
Also nice moves
I have come here to post that I have been on a non-stop binge of magical girl shows ever since I discovered them. Even the mediocre have redeeming points, due to the "cute and funny" factor inherent in them, as well as lacking in any and all degeneracy (at least so far.) I feel as though I have finally found a gold mine after shoveling through seas of garbage.
I always sucked at tony hawk games, you've done an excellent job and done (you)mu proud.
I found the music. vocals are from Justice - The Party unfortunately the original mix sucks ass imo t youmu enthusiast
Thanks for finding the music Youmufag.
You can have Okina in THUG2.
I just installed THUG Pro, now where do I get these mmd models
After some digging I found this one. See if it works.
Her tits must be magic.
what anime is this
day ??? - I still hate john
why does that flip look like aya
me too buddy
I thought she was Indonesian
I don't understand. What other hus do they dress up as during this show, and why?
posting the first toehoe i see on my hard drive
ok heres mine
was expecting patche for this folder
I keep having problems while trying to make this video smaller, here's the smallest I'm willing to get it right now.
censor that smut
why is the armpit slut so hot bros?
raymoo is a common sloot when compared to classy dancing remi.
Start with your head down, heels together toes apart; now look up slowly; start with your right knee, shoulder, shoulder, knee, around and plié.
my remi folder implies otherwise
How are the score runs or whatever going?
>t. overboard user
nobody plays anything anymore
there are none we just play soku on and off for years now
Wake up /jp/
The moon is out tonight and the stars are hidden, won't you come out to play at least?
just sunk hours into the new fucking mario party im exhausted
Help me fuck Eden.
fuck you bitch
5am and haven't slept yet
should I just fucking give up on trying to maintain a normal sleep schedule?
my sleep's been fucked for like a month, I sleep in 2-3 hours intervals and I'm always feeling tired, I haven't gotten a good solid 8 hours of sleep at night in so long, just fuck my shit up
my sleeping schedule rotates every day
oat is down
when does satoko shoot someone with the gun
she already did
just watched ep 13 and she still didn't do it wtf
Does anybody here have a link to that website that has a bunch of torrents of important anime, listed by the collection of decades? I think that the site background was yellow, if that rings any bells.
I found the Under Mi Sensi sample that napterro et. al. used everywhere and it's got the ~west side grille~ etc. sample. Between this and babylon bwoy all I'm really missing in terms of ~2011 nip lolicore samples is the anison whoop(s) which you hear everywhere.
is ryukishi just a less successful version of nasu
no, ryukishi is actually good
the /cow/ards versus the /japan/sies
The correct term is /cattle/
they are interchangeable tbh
I have no real interest in this board, perhaps because it appears to be another /b/
It's /jp/ tho
because it is. in tengu's head every board should be /b/ just with a different URI
What do you want to see out of this board?
I don't know, Japanese stuff?
I'm just going to /2hu/ instead, it doesn't have the rulecuck janitor at that one at least.
What are all these 2hu threads then?
Please go back to your dying site.
There are threads for Japanese video games
The rest of the threads are even full of Japanese images. If that's not the kind of content you're looking for maybe make a thread for different nippongo stuff you want?
>I'm just going to /2hu/ instead, it doesn't have the rulecuck janitor at that one at least.
<He doesn't know
It's because he wants to abandon his roots and turn this into a /jp/ board, but he doesn't know anything about the shit /jp/ talks about, so all the threads have no content or activity, just booru image dumps
It was better when he focused on btfoing /cow/ards instead of reposting boring 2hu images
what are his roots
Being a histrionic shitposter
the war was boring but peacetime is boring too doushio
busy like it's peacetime
There's no way that's real.
>there's no way this cunt isn't lying about it being real
Reminder that future generations are going to read about and analyze that stupid shit you said on an imageboard 5 years ago.
and that's a good thing
anon, one of those is clearly a monke
I somehow mistook her for the Werecat.
Nobody in the modern namesakes of even the most niche imageboard derived subcultures has anything closer than eigthhand exposure to the original joke. This'd be fine if they still 'got it', but for the most part they clearly don't.
The fag that runs the label that's >35% of the content on lolicore.org has literally never opened an imageboard in his life (source: the man himself). There was a recent drama in the, uh, modern 'lolicore' community, about someone stealing.
I have been hardlinked discord-hosted images which were of edits I made six years ago already though, you're right about that part.
Anon, the werecat is the werecat, the blonde is the monke. You are overdosing on internets.
i don't know what to post about so
i'm pretty steamed rn
your fault stupid moron for not self-uploading
I hate kikes so much it's unreal
okay but what's your favorite 2hu?
based and wheelerpilled
where are my replies you catamites
In local news, UVB-76 "the buzzer" was hijacked by nobody here.
Tune in to your local numbers station on shortwave, listen to some touhou music.
John, you're still doing this shit? I thought you had me pinned as being fucked up, but here we are. I just wanted to visit the slums that is /japan/; just to see the delusional ramblings of the baby bottom feeder psycho owner himself. Thanks for the free entertainment john, I appreciate it.
yea fuck the fcc
Hello /japan/ frens!
My waifu is in fact real. We had sex and took a shower together today.
how was the sex
me on the bottom right
why didn't you tell me the later seasons of sailor moon were stuffed with cancerous yurifaggotry, and who possibly asked for it? It was a perfect show with cute, funny girls running around doing cute, funny girly things and then they decided "yeah, women acting like dudes and pretending to be dudes, this is the best way to go." Pure cancer.
Yuri is alright when it's merely a display of communal affection between lolis. It just goes south when degenerates depict it between high school girls, which is around the point where it stops being cute and starts being emblematic of a mental disorder.
never watched sailor moon it was a show for girls
Yes, and it does show. Seasons 1,2, and 4 were good. 3 is where they introduce two annoying mary sue dykes, and then 5 they introduce yet another three mary sue """dudes""" who transform into women, which is its own level of alien bizarreness. I guess girls find that crap appealing, I sure don't.
Whenever I see yuri I generally disregard shows immediately, Unfortunately, this one decided to wait until season 3 to pull a faggoty bait and switch on me, so now I'm finishing in the, probably vain, hope that all of this will be overturned somehow. Already skipped one episode though, will probably skip more just to speed to the end to rest in disgust or not.
how do I stop masturbating to anime girls pls help
I remember getting excited to watch cardcaptor sakura since it's a very beautiful show only to learn that the male main characters become gay lovers
completely ruined my motivation to keep watching
>how do I stop masturbating to anime girls
/2hu/ has discovered some solutions to this problem: >>1544
koishi day, it's koishi day
posted a lot today
gonna play some strip jong with the 'hus
I can't believe /japoon/ is the best /jp/...
that honor belongs to bun
forgot my image
eat the bugs
wish i could eat this ramen
I hate dicksordfags.
I wish I could fuck that ramen
what did they do to you this time
>This is a hima thread, made by a hima poster and with contributions by other hima posters. What else do you expect?
day 730 of my infiltration i have completely blended in with the natives and they have accepted me as one of their people
They've destroyed everything.
Why is /japan/ more alive than the political boards?
According to my sources...
>the local /pol/ is a joke board.
>/fascist/ has moved too many times and lost users along the way. And it's not run by the same BO.
/japan/ number ichiban
aki hard at work making sure fall arrives on time
Is there a pixiv frontend like nitter or invidious yet?
Can't find anything on the /g/ lists I checked
/japan/ing hard rn
how do I stop getting /japan/ed?
/japan/ed that teen
hatate is a redditor confirmed
she's playing fortnite so she's probably a tiktoker instead
I'm glad that this guy is still kicking and making great animations.
it feels cool on my tongue
Visiting for the first time!
hello my white friend
yes and no
violently threw up 3 times
me on the right
the world does not want me to wage
was sick the past few weeks and tried to get some hours in anyways which was ass
yesterday i had a twisted ankle and it fucking sucked
today i draw the line at a broken tooth the dental jew inflicted on me months ago but snapped today
maybe they'll pay my emergency time out now
pic related its the chunk of my tooth
i have to wait 19 hours to get it looked at
either that or go to a hospital which tbh will probably make me wait longer
t. my blog
he had to drill more as a result of his fuckup
parts of the filling I got today fell out and I think I swallowed a couple pieces
also I just learned amalgam fillings are 50% mercury
This Friday at 20:30 EST I will stream the recent Tuntematon solitas on CyTube. There was also another Anon here who did streams on Wednesdays but I never remembered the room so hello to you if you are here.
Hi, idk what this is but I will join if I'm around. And, also, I was finally able to make a thread. ( >>10635 ) Stream starting in 20m.
perhaps you can get back on neetbux now via mercury induced disability and leave wagecucking behind, although I will admit the forced exercise in manual labor jobs is very hard to replace assuming I don't injure myself.
You guys are drinking mercury so you can stop wageslaving?..
you might almost say they're
violence needs to escalate
walked off the job
enjoy you're freedom
enjoye you're lifetime