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"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself." — Otamin

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The zigger arc continues…
Welcome to /japan/! It took a year but the first thread finally filled up. The usual teen discussions will take place here.
STREAMS: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: #/japan/ on irc.sageru.org
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw Last thread: >>1 https://archive.md/OgQJk
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/bpkuly

1. Take it easy!
2. Manufacture as much bait as possible. The bros need our energy in these trying times.
4. If you had to highlight this rule to read it you must post a man of large stature.
5. Pass the PCR test or else your posts may be vaccinated. To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
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>>8776 (OP) 
second for john
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fuck the adl
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Rule 4 seems a bit too subjective.
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red rule 4 so have this to fit the new fightan thred i gess
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Welcome to modern webring moderation. The kime of the past who allowed free speech is gone, welcome the new kime who censored himself in order to maintain his janny position
is that who king was based off of in tekken
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nah Only You's original version was released 2 years after Tekken 1
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>rule 3
fuck you i will honk and you won't stop me
wanna hotglue that nendo
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same but it's too expensive
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10 year anniversary of /bane/ strm in a few hours
happy /bane/mas lads
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>>8776 (OP) 
congrats man DX
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my number came up
my life is probably in the line from decision here and I live with my parent btw.

My parent and a doctor from hospital are coercing me to take the nasal swab because I have cough for 7 month which haven't fully heal. Few days ago, I just took NAC prescription medicine and that seems to heal my cough, at least I feel like I'm in 70% of my recovery from this cough after the NAC medication. I already had blood test given to the doctor. I have no fever, just a speculation for covid right now.

I knew there's a risk of meningitis infections from nasal swab alone. The only reasonable option I have right now is the saliva test but they are still coercing to get nasal swab. How do I resist this pressure. 
Please help!
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Alright I'm going to tell you the most annoying solution for any normalnigger who gives you shit. This is a dark secret passed down for generations, it's not to be mentioned lightly. What you have to do is whenever they ask you to do anything like that, tell them simply, 
"The more you ask me the less likely I'm going to do it. I'll do it if you stop asking."
Now you may be thinking, "But teen, don't we want to avoid taking ze vaccine?" Of course niggy, but this is the best way to get them off your back. If a large amount of time passes they will certainly get impatient ask you again. That's when you can fuck them with your trump card. 
"I told you not to ask me again. I'm not going to do it until you stop asking."
This will infuriate the normalfag. Repeat until they get sick of it and stop asking you entirely. While this trick works on everything, I recommend you to use it sparingly and only in dire situations to preserve its effectiveness for future generations.
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>But teen, don't we want to avoid taking ze vaccine
wait, you guys aren't vaccinated?
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/2hu/ is the pro vax board
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Saddening to see /japan/ in such a sorry state. Around a bakers' half-dozen posts on a good day and they're all weak shitposts from John or the resident /cow/ard. Based oldteens all left for pissu, hopefully the board will get some real activity when John gets a few years in prison and >we can all move on to a better board-owner. 
Which likely won't happen because the select few autists currently inhabiting the board will still be fixated on the J-geimu sphere discussing Touhou streams and what Eden said to who and how they reacted with no real happenings going on. At least there was some fun in the sokunigger tournament, but since then the board has been overshadowed by 2hu bullshit, which has clearly driven away the anons who post the real Japanese Culture discussions.
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henri wouldn't post this
pissu and /japan/ are both death we are all waiting for you over at /2dint/
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merry christmas parsee
mom got me ringfit adventure
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That's just her telling you that your fat and need to lose weight.
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f john
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I'm starting to think you're just a genuine faggot and get off to that image.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you. I only do this since John deleted the image every time it's posted. I'd stop if he never deleted it but he decided to be a power tripping janny instead so......get owned
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I haven't seen a single one of these picture deleted, do you have any proof?
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How long has it been since the /v/ shitstorm, /cattle/? Just let it go
You seem to have the wrong John then. If we have a john around here, he bahleets nothing at all on this board, excepy maybe stuff that would break federal law.
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ngl, it's a pretty fun image to work with.
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I like the 2nd one more, it looks more natural. The first doesn't seem to fit right, it might be better after a bit of adjustment.
To do the scales right you'd need a pic of john with an expression of defeat.
Who is this guy? Why do I see his picture spammed everywhere? Why do they call him John, when he's clearly named Corey? What happened to his hand? He only has 4 fingers. Is he gay? If not, then why do I get a half-chub?
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It keeps getting deleted because he has refused to draw a clock for over a month, see
The text is left alone because even though it's spam it doesn't look as obvious without the image. I don't like deleting anything so I'm working on a solution. Could use ideas on how to get away from the oppressive fish.
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>Could use ideas on how to get away from the oppressive fish.
Host your own site.
That's kimeemaru, also known as koisheep. He's the owner of this board. His government first name is almost assuredly John, as confirmed by his friend the PR manager. John is hated by the board /cow/ for posting loli hentai on a stream one time.
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But didn't /cow/ do exactly that in the guntstream?
Why would his friend dox him?
>posting loli hentai on a stream one time

I remember an old cap of an SA post of some goon talking about OD'ing on irony pills and all he could think about was cocks. He was very distressed and said it took a lot of willpower not to shout about cocks and balls during the course of the day. /cow/ is a relic of this era, I think. Nothing is "cool" or "fun," except spite. Forcing bitter smiles and jeering laughs to hide their misery, because they cannot express anything but disdain or they won't be "hip." I remember watching the guntstream back when stream.me was a thing. It was the killstream, but with goofy gifs playing over it. No commentary, no shit talking, no nothing. Just dozens of people hate-watching, occasionally chatting to say they hated it. Absolutely pathetic. Troll-shielding, I've heard it called, but the term may be too generous, do they even try?
why they hate loli?
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Because they prefer 3DPD children
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Fucked up if true.
Happy New Year, John!
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>/geimu/ is playing boss rush 2hu
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>eden is so lonely, desperate and angry his maddy mad posts are useless he tries looking for friends on the place he hates the most
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uh w-wew
Holy based
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wud u?
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nah tripcodes are gay bruh
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some fake frog almost scammed me today…
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Quit stealing GETs from /v/, Seagull won't stop crying in Discord and his mother keeps beating him!
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the last attempt was in july
What's the cabal's opinion on Eden, the lady BO of /geimu/? She seems to be quoted very often around these parts.
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Hi eden
they're not my friends
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Don't worry, no charge for them
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Which 2hoo was behind this massive conspiracy to oust the handsomest and hippest boxer?
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It was Cirno she's the only one with the brains to pull this off.
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thank you truckers
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what does /japan/ think about chanspeak?
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wew pissming
you think he's acting out because of the honking truckers near him
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>go to response is elimination of anonymity tools
A very sane and measured response indeed, I do indeed believe the honkings are causing xer to lose xis composure.
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based false flagger
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the serial honkers are getting towed and fined
i tried to warn you but now you pay the price
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That's right, Johnnyboy.
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pls do not accidentally summon johnny uranus here
thank you
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Hey Tengu
I made you a quick banner
Do you rike it?
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it's alright
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Good for adding or nah?
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ruh roh
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huge if true
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it reminds me a lot of the time /monster/ might've caused those eruptions in hawaii to happen
>monster are such attentionwhoring crossposting normalfags that they try to third party unrelated events even on wrong-language sites
getting tired of these kids tbh
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this is the teen board tho green man
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where did /monster/ touch you
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>teens not bitching online about people a year their junior being childish
They're whoring on /librejp/, which heretofar has mostly avoided attention from the english language forced drama boards
Also everywhere else, but monster whores everywhere else like tv whores everywhere else like pol whores everywhere else, that's to be expected
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uh, you know what I mean anyway
you still haven't told me where /monster/ touched you
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i go there for cat videos
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me 2 budy
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>where /monster/ touched you
It was on librejp
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what did they do to your peepee while you were there
we have the alliance
I hate this board because the /cow/ spergs. I just want to take it easy and funpost.
I just want a good /jp/ alternative.
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Just ignore them
what happened to /2hu/?
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someone spammed it with gay shit
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>sage schizo
I hate that fucking nigger so much
we're all on the secret board
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Stupid motherfucker
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When was the last time you 1CC'd a Touhou game?
>When was the last time you played a Touhou game?
I almost 1cc EOSD on normal, but remilia kicked my ass
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>he got his ass kicked  by the easiest boss
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I beat PoFV again recently cos I was playing TSS
Otherwise LoLK in 2015 or whenever it was that it came out
EoSD is considerably the hardest touhou game and remilia is by far the hardest boss because of actually having fairly random patterns
Resources bloat or relative lack thereof doesn't really come into it considering you basically never need to bomb outside of scoring
Moriya Shrine has been hit with a DMCA
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yeah i know it made me w
it was for a shittier version of a game we had for years ;;

zun is a hack
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All the versions of 2hu on steam are shittier versions. they don't have the patches and translations pirated versions have that allow them to work properly as hardware and OSs get more advanced. ZUN wanted to clamp down on piracy like other Jap devs, but did a worse job at making sure that the steam versions were functioning (much less even able to run on modern systems). Also;
>Recommended Specs for TH9
>Additional Note: Controller recommended
In addition to becoming more greedy, ZUN's become more retarded.
Is /cattle/ still crying about this board?
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if they are they haven't been doing it here for a couple months
They mostly just switched to shitposting on /v/ and pretending seagull is tengu. I still see johnposting from time to time so they're definitely still butthurt.
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I am the one johnposting, I do it because john is cool
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today is Hitler bday
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Happy birthday big guy
Let's celebrate with some leafs!
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I checked out ota once. Why was it so full of retarded niggers?
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they never stopped going to 4chan in 2014
also are you trying to get them to raid us again lmao
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No, I was just curious.
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I was promised this shitty post 2 months ago………………….

They aren't even the worst on the sphere. Post love live to save our catalog kudasai.
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I thought for a sec >>>/v/132148 was a jaypee post and assumed the tengoo had been forcefully removed and some unholy rulecuck had been placed in his stead, God forbid.
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post a shot of her butt
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if i try that she'll flip
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that's flippin baste
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owned those teens
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((( Someone ))) made some stuff up about us again.
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I'm gonna do it
dont you dare
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You were warned you little shit
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expect the invoice in the mail
So apparently someone trademarked yukkuri. Is that true?
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>he submitted his trademark application of the term ゆっくり茶番劇 (Yukkuri random chatting: a format of yukkuri video
no, this is a nothingburger

>ZUN has addressed the situation, saying that he'll look into the legality of it https://twitter.com/korindo/status/1525762964426756096
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ZUN is a fucking hack
do we want the hima audience their site is down
Wut translation of the nihon shoki would u recommend?
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ty anon
we outlived what hima and now nen
but at what cost?
I can't believe you killed nen.
do we want the nen audience
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its really similar to the ota audience
>/2hu/ gets made
>all the touhou discussion moves there
>/japan/ has no discussion of anything not even japanese shit
john lost
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He's Co-Owner of /2hu/ though
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>implying /cattle/ cares about the facts
I don't have the webm of Weasel and the gunts now but it's just that
why did you have to crash nen john
you could have killed ota instead
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nen was run by a woman
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Thank John for saving the nenfriends...
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Isn't nen on Pissu now?
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only some of them went there per the owner's wishes but since pissu is the laughing stock of the sphere most just went back to ota
I pray that one day the nenfriends will see that they've been lead astray by nenmin. Only through faith in John can they be saved...
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