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"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself." — Otamin


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The zigger arc continues…
Welcome to /japan/! It took a year but the first thread finally filled up. The usual teen discussions will take place here.
STREAMS: https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
DIRECT LINE TO CABAL: #/japan/ on irc.sageru.org
/v/ BUNKER: https://sportschan.org/v/
ARCHIVED THREADS: https://pst.moe/paste/vauokw Last thread: >>1 https://archive.md/OgQJk
FRIENDS: https://pst.moe/paste/bpkuly

RULES:
1. Take it easy!
2. Manufacture as much bait as possible. The bros need our energy in these trying times.
3. NO HONKING $350 PENALTY I MEAN IT
4. If you had to highlight this rule to read it you must post a man of large stature.
5. Pass the PCR test or else your posts may be vaccinated. To appease King Zigger follow the global rules too please.
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first
>>8776 (OP) 
second for john
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fuck the adl
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Rule 4 seems a bit too subjective.
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red rule 4 so have this to fit the new fightan thred i gess
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=o9A6k1N_ZP8
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>>8781
Welcome to modern webring moderation. The kime of the past who allowed free speech is gone, welcome the new kime who censored himself in order to maintain his janny position
>>8782
is that who king was based off of in tekken
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>>8784
nah Only You's original version was released 2 years after Tekken 1
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>rule 3
fuck you i will honk and you won't stop me
wanna hotglue that nendo
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>>8790
same but it's too expensive
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10 year anniversary of /bane/ strm in a few hours
https://prolikewoah.com/t/20211212T21
https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
happy /bane/mas lads
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>>8799
over
>>8776 (OP) 
congrats man DX
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my number came up
/JAPAN/, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
my life is probably in the line from decision here and I live with my parent btw.

My parent and a doctor from hospital are coercing me to take the nasal swab because I have cough for 7 month which haven't fully heal. Few days ago, I just took NAC prescription medicine and that seems to heal my cough, at least I feel like I'm in 70% of my recovery from this cough after the NAC medication. I already had blood test given to the doctor. I have no fever, just a speculation for covid right now.

I knew there's a risk of meningitis infections from nasal swab alone. The only reasonable option I have right now is the saliva test but they are still coercing to get nasal swab. How do I resist this pressure. 
Please help!
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>>8930
>/JAPAN/
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>>8930
Alright I'm going to tell you the most annoying solution for any normalnigger who gives you shit. This is a dark secret passed down for generations, it's not to be mentioned lightly. What you have to do is whenever they ask you to do anything like that, tell them simply, 
"The more you ask me the less likely I'm going to do it. I'll do it if you stop asking."
Now you may be thinking, "But teen, don't we want to avoid taking ze vaccine?" Of course niggy, but this is the best way to get them off your back. If a large amount of time passes they will certainly get impatient ask you again. That's when you can fuck them with your trump card. 
"I told you not to ask me again. I'm not going to do it until you stop asking."
This will infuriate the normalfag. Repeat until they get sick of it and stop asking you entirely. While this trick works on everything, I recommend you to use it sparingly and only in dire situations to preserve its effectiveness for future generations.
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>>8937
>But teen, don't we want to avoid taking ze vaccine
wait, you guys aren't vaccinated?
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>>8999
/2hu/ is the pro vax board
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Saddening to see /japan/ in such a sorry state. Around a bakers' half-dozen posts on a good day and they're all weak shitposts from John or the resident /cow/ard. Based oldteens all left for pissu, hopefully the board will get some real activity when John gets a few years in prison and >we can all move on to a better board-owner. 
Which likely won't happen because the select few autists currently inhabiting the board will still be fixated on the J-geimu sphere discussing Touhou streams and what Eden said to who and how they reacted with no real happenings going on. At least there was some fun in the sokunigger tournament, but since then the board has been overshadowed by 2hu bullshit, which has clearly driven away the anons who post the real Japanese Culture discussions.
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>>9001
henri wouldn't post this
pissu and /japan/ are both death we are all waiting for you over at /2dint/
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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>>9020
merry christmas parsee
mom got me ringfit adventure
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>>9029
That's just her telling you that your fat and need to lose weight.
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f
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>>9048
f john
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>>9052
I'm starting to think you're just a genuine faggot and get off to that image.
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>>9053
You'd like that, wouldn't you. I only do this since John deleted the image every time it's posted. I'd stop if he never deleted it but he decided to be a power tripping janny instead so......get owned
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>>9054
I haven't seen a single one of these picture deleted, do you have any proof?
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>>9054
How long has it been since the /v/ shitstorm, /cattle/? Just let it go
>>9054
You seem to have the wrong John then. If we have a john around here, he bahleets nothing at all on this board, excepy maybe stuff that would break federal law.
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ngl, it's a pretty fun image to work with.
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>>9061
I like the 2nd one more, it looks more natural. The first doesn't seem to fit right, it might be better after a bit of adjustment.
To do the scales right you'd need a pic of john with an expression of defeat.
Who is this guy? Why do I see his picture spammed everywhere? Why do they call him John, when he's clearly named Corey? What happened to his hand? He only has 4 fingers. Is he gay? If not, then why do I get a half-chub?
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>>9060
It keeps getting deleted because he has refused to draw a clock for over a month, see
>>8476
The text is left alone because even though it's spam it doesn't look as obvious without the image. I don't like deleting anything so I'm working on a solution. Could use ideas on how to get away from the oppressive fish.
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>Could use ideas on how to get away from the oppressive fish.
Host your own site.
>>9064
That's kimeemaru, also known as koisheep. He's the owner of this board. His government first name is almost assuredly John, as confirmed by his friend the PR manager. John is hated by the board /cow/ for posting loli hentai on a stream one time.
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>>9067
But didn't /cow/ do exactly that in the guntstream?
>>9067
Why would his friend dox him?
>posting loli hentai on a stream one time
Dope.

I remember an old cap of an SA post of some goon talking about OD'ing on irony pills and all he could think about was cocks. He was very distressed and said it took a lot of willpower not to shout about cocks and balls during the course of the day. /cow/ is a relic of this era, I think. Nothing is "cool" or "fun," except spite. Forcing bitter smiles and jeering laughs to hide their misery, because they cannot express anything but disdain or they won't be "hip." I remember watching the guntstream back when stream.me was a thing. It was the killstream, but with goofy gifs playing over it. No commentary, no shit talking, no nothing. Just dozens of people hate-watching, occasionally chatting to say they hated it. Absolutely pathetic. Troll-shielding, I've heard it called, but the term may be too generous, do they even try?
>>9067
why they hate loli?
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>>9071
Because they prefer 3DPD children
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>>9072
Fucked up if true.
Happy New Year, John!
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>/geimu/ is playing boss rush 2hu
W E W
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>>9086
>eden is so lonely, desperate and angry his maddy mad posts are useless he tries looking for friends on the place he hates the most
W E W
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>>9086
>>9088
uh w-wew
>>9086
Holy based
John....!
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wud u?
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>>9096
nah tripcodes are gay bruh
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some fake frog almost scammed me today…
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Quit stealing GETs from /v/, Seagull won't stop crying in Discord and his mother keeps beating him!
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the last attempt was in july
What's the cabal's opinion on Eden, the lady BO of /geimu/? She seems to be quoted very often around these parts.
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>>9133
Hi eden
they're not my friends
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>>9136
Don't worry, no charge for them
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