Catalog(/b/)

just b urself

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I was looking for an image with apu eating onions (pretty much like this one)but i cannot find it anymore

increase height
R: 19 / F: 5 / P: 1

How do I grow taller /b/? Please don't say shit like "be confident" or "find a short girl" because that's not why I want to be taller.

No subject
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If I am elected president, I will make bullying illegal!

BLOGS
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>random board
>post about random stuff
>some idiot posts about shitty shower he had
>people whine about "blogposting"
The fuck else is a random board supposed to be for if you can't post random stupid thoughts and experiences? You'd see stupid shit threads like this all the time on /b/ over a decade ago.

Down time
R: 2 / F: 1 / P: 1

Site just died for a moment. But it's alive again. Celebrate by shitposting.

No subject
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We should find this fucker and tell him all the evil he has caused to our kind. And kick his balls.

Strange ideas
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Apparantly both Taichi and Hikari where supposedly gonna be put into an incestuous relationship, That's pretty fucked up honestly.

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>finish working out in my room because chink poz
>aww yiss time to shower
>sister comes out from the bathroom as I enter
>think nothing of it
>go pick a shampoo
>yes "pick" a shampoo because I still live with family and there's like 10 different bottles lying around
>about to pick this generic-looking purple one that clearly had "shampoo" written on it
>another one catches my eye just before I enter the shower
>almond milk vanilla flavoured
>wow that sounds great
>pick that instead and leave the other one out on the shelf
>waltz into the shower
>get nice and wet
>time to get fucking shampoo in this bitch
>grab bottle
>eyes fall on label
>"conditioner"
>200%mad.jpg
>turn faucet off
>rinse myself a bit so I don't leave a lake behind me
>get out the shower still wet
>it's fucking cold as fuck
>rush to shelf
>grab purple bottle
>rush back into shower
>sweet steaming hot water washes over me
>feelsgoodman.bmp
>ok take two
>grab bottle
>eyes fall on label
>"conditioner"
>WHATTHEUFUCK.tiff
>peek through the shower glass
>there's another identical looking purple bottle still on the fucking shelf
>I fucking grabbed the wrong one
>screaminganimegirl.webm
>repeat the process
>get out
>carefully make sure I get the right one
>get back into the fucking shower
>manage to fucking shampoo at last
>just as I'm finishing ice cold water starts coming out
>turns out my sister spent like 1 hour in the shower and the hot water tank is empty

Klim Thread
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Post your Klims here

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To bee or not to bee?

Check out this dude's name
R: 5 / F: 0 / P: 2

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1406317/
What an unfortunate name to have...

Do you like my shoop?
R: 4 / F: 1 / P: 2

how would you rate it

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R: 8 / F: 1 / P: 2

Post interesting Wikipedia articles ITT.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_welding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasil_%28mythical_island%29

Edit thread
R: 25 / F: 26 / P: 2

Sup faggots,
I have come to bring forth more fap material, due to a request from another anon.
Post me your cute 2D girls and I'll give them a darker skin tone, at your requests.
Allow me bring you what I have currently.
Embrace the chocolate
<No niggers, NTRshit, furfaggotry, and other untermensch-tier fetishes allowed.

No subject
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How does one orange text?

Toilet Man
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WE LOVE TOILET MAN!

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I heard this OP guy is a faggot

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>there's a theme called "cancer"
>it simulates twitter's interface
lynxchan ain't got nothin on JSchan

What if
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Japan sent Kamikaze fighter planes into the future to commit 9/11 for the embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Americans in WWII

Music
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ITT post good music

No subject
R: 80 / F: 179 / P: 3

Where's the designated webm/mp4 thread?

Welcome to /b/
R: 31 / F: 10 / P: 3

Rules
- Global Rules apply
- Accept Ham as your god and savior

Dumbest Memes
R: 160 / F: 60 / P: 3

Can you think of the worst memes you've seen?

No subject
R: 1 / F: 1 / P: 3

Oh noes the final boss of sleepychan, Eater of dreams.

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TURAN POWER!

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Post the Blackest Niggers

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By this time next year someone will have written a computer virus that will make anime real.

https://www.mintpressnews.com/darpa-covid-19-vaccine-implant-mrna/271287/
>a way to “reprogram” the molecules that carry the genetic instructions for cell development
>a special injector to be introduced under the skin where it can transmit light-based digital signals through a wireless network like 5G
>Once firmly implanted inside the body, human cells are at the mercy of any mRNA program delivered via this substrate
This is going to be labeled as a coronavirus treatment. Normalfags will line up for miles to be injected with a chip that's connected to the internet and can do literally anything to their bodies.
It's going to be hilarious. I can't wait.

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Hey /b/ I'm growing watermelon mainly so I can sell it and because I felt like it. As you can see the lid can come off and that I've got one growing already, it's from the another set that didn't go very well.

Loli thread
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Post your favorite lolis

zzzchan outreach program
R: 198 / F: 69 / P: 3

how do we get more users /b/? I mean without shamelessly shilling on every other IB in existence. I don't mind things being slow but I wish activity picked up a bit

Hentai
R: 62 / F: 191 / P: 4

Because all the other ones are filled with trannies and furries and faggots. Normal shit only.

No subject
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what happened to gurochan? is it kil?

Gondola
R: 22 / F: 63 / P: 4

I haven't seen a gondola thread for quite some time and I honestly miss him. Lets call him back.

Avatarfags
R: 15 / F: 3 / P: 4

Who do you think is the most obnoxious avatarfag you've ever seen so far?

No subject
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why do people listen to sad song when they are sad? it just makes me more sad

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I WILL EAT PAIMON

The DEATH of 8chan
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Can we talk about how they actually managed to destroy 8chan? The 2016 elections, the database hacked in April, the takedown after the shootings. By the time it had reincarnated as 8kun, half the community was already gone.
Some anons left forever, some went to julay, some to smug, an already shrunken community splintered into even smaller communities. And then the loli ban drove what was left of it on 8kun out, again splintering a husk of what was once thousands and thousands of anons all posting under the same banner.
Then the deplatforming of fatchan, the rebrand of julay, just more shit to the pile. And what's the result? A dozen low activity websites that hate eachother's guts and seem to reject the idea they were once all happy together on the same website, all trying to be what they could never be in a million years: the new 8chan.

I never really thought much of it, but damn, 8chan is fucking dead.

Based Saints Thread
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What are some based personalities to read about who didn't scream "(((DA JOOOOS)))" but rather saw the bigger picture?
>Exhibit 1 - "DA INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION"
>Exhibit 2 - "DA WOMENS"
>Exhibit 3 - "DA CIANIGGERS"

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>I am anti-system, this is why EVERY major western corporation on the planet supports me both ideologically and economically

Wallpaper General
R: 44 / F: 135 / P: 4

We don't have a wallpaper thread yet, and I'm too lazy to apply for /w/ or /wg/.
Anything that is vaguely anime themed is fine.

No subject
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GUNS!
This is a guns thread

The Modern World
R: 16 / F: 36 / P: 5

ITT: We laugh at the absolute state of the modern world

Fuck Niggers
R: 2 / F: 1 / P: 5

Come check it out
gjg7pms4dlpan5zwkrbpeqcwl2kkrvum6jmvmzmg56uw7mt3rc5xorad.onion/

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Hey guys, gotta go to the store. Can you watch my pet duck for me? His name is Tony.

No subject
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I just made a shocking revelation

No subject
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zzzchan is the best imageboard eva!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hahaha you 4chan incels
is this where you """"alt-right"""" nazis come to complain about how you can't get laid??? what's the matter, did a brown person sleep with your crush who's out of your league?

sleep
R: 4 / F: 2 / P: 5

I can't sleep well because stress plus fucked up shit routine plus asthma, how do I knock myself out for some 6 hours?

Moonman Thread
R: 2 / F: 1 / P: 5

Post Moonmans, both common and rare.

Ben 10 thread
R: 33 / F: 10 / P: 5

Is she right?

VRchat Thread
R: 4 / F: 3 / P: 6

Thoughts on this wonderful place?

No subject
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I am angry, angry about how everything on the internet has been turned into complete garbage and the only people responsible for this are the moderators of these sites. Sure sure 4chan bad, 4chan has been turned into a complete fucking abomination, but what about the current 8chan? The webring? I don't think there is a single difference. Look at the popularity and acceptance of vtubers on prolikewoah or smug, or the complete retardation and childishness of the trannies on julay. How about the fact that acid is a fucking cuckold? What about Mark? To the moderators of the webring imageboards, since all other imageboards are complete lost causes. You don't know how to do your jobs and you should be ashamed of yourself. You are not serious enough. You are pathetic attention-whore degenerates turned into bitches upon the first sight of pressure. Tom and zchan admin are both perfect examples of this."You should be grateful for it tho" >lel. You have neither the ability nor the will to do this. You have no idea what you are holding in your hands. Something needs to change, and it needs to change now. Purge retards out of this place right now. How can you live with yourself when niggers from reddit and 4chan can vomit out the current trendy phrases and get to get away with it? Why do you think 8chan died? It's not the popularity that killed it, neither is it de government that killed it. It has always been the admins, the pathetic, greedy and lazy admins. You don't create barrier of entry, you don't bring in competent volunteers, you form trannies discord server and hide it away from us. We need barrier of entry and an almost militant way of approaching imageboards. For example bareback ip users are not allowed to access the website, or just not allowing them to post to tease them like what they do to us back on 4chan. Hell we need to ban most vpns too, and get rid of the zzzchan.xyz url. Only tor users are allowed, and only the onion address can be used to access the site. This has already eliminated 90% of normalniggers consisted of little children and casual reddit retards. The other 10% who can bypass this can also be easily dealt with. Simply create a list of words and phrases not allowed, and ban the users when they use them, because normalniggers are that much enticed to current trendy catchphrases. The remaining normalniggers who can bypass all of these have already been assimilated into the sites and create a new generation of users. The only site I can see doing this is smug, but the list is too barebone to work and the mods implement bans on unnecessary issues like grammar. Too bad what I said will most likely never reach these people, because either their egos are too big or they are just the same as the normalniggers you see every day with a bit of flavor here and there to appear good to us. Time to die, you and I. There is no place for us no more.

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Post reaction images

Dream
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Last night I locked eyes with a sleep paralysis demon but it was a sleep paralysis demon within a dream so I'm not sure if it's proper to call it a sleep paralysis demon and not just a nightmare.  She had long black hair, pale white skin, black eyes with orange centers, oversized hands ending in bloody claws, and inhumanly wide open mouth with no lips, just her skin turning into sharp teeth.  She was cute.

No subject
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また見せてね 🙈

No subject
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Can't kill me I have a momo shield.

No subject
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So what's in your no no folder?

No subject
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I curse Bill Gates to die in two weeks.

No subject
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what is she looking at?

ZZZCHAN LIVES
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Dance thread.

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‏‏‎ ‎

Post here every time you visit /b/
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Every/b/ody needs one of these.  Shitpost away.

No subject
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Why is this vampire so fat?

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*nom nom*

No subject
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Remember to eat choco at least twice a day!

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God damn my favorite guitar cover video is gone from the internet, forever. The stupid fucking nip gook just up and deleted everything out of nowhere and now I can't find it anywhere. Remember to archive everything you love anon, they can be gone forever at any time.

No subject
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When was the last time you cry anon? I cried again a few days ago and it was beautiful. Guess I reached the tipping point and couldn't hold the pressure no more. Not enough to make me change though, but it was an euphoric experience. Jizz ain't got shit compared to tear.

No subject
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>ooga booga

No subject
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How to bend my penis upward please? There is no info about it on the internet so I have to ask here. My penis is currently straight and I would like to make it bend upward.

No subject
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eurobeat is le epic

itt: Huge fuckups
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I know you fucked up big some time. Share it in this thread just so we can laugh partake in your misery. Here, have something that happened to me:
>late in the morning
>got to the fridge to prepare my breakfast
>among other things, some truffle-flavored mousse cup I bought from the supermarket
>I inadvertedly smack the cup silly and it goes flying off the fridge, the glass shattered into pieces
>upon further inspection, only the bottom snapped, and the content was solid enough to not spill on the floor
<it would be a shame if this went to waste
>instead of removing the label from the other side, I decide to eat it from the cracked bottom
>the mousse bears some glass from the impact plus some more from the grinding of my spoon against  the cup's wall
>I realise this, thus I try to spit some of the glass, yet not all of it
>I'm literally eating shattered glass
>tfw it reaches my stomach

No subject
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GOD IT'S 2 AM AND MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING PARAKEET IS GOING FWEE FWEE FWEEWEWEEE AND DOO DOO AND I WAN TTO FUCKING KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAPPENING
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/b/ is the TOP BOARD of Sleepychan!

No subject
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How do I get an orc gf /b/

No subject
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Блять

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hello its me mr fbi when should we nuke this far right extremist website?

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qtqtqtqtqtqt

It still lives
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Was gonna post this on /v/ but I suppose I could post here instead.
What are some things you are surprised are still alive? Pic unrelated, I'm just surprised that this still works.

No subject
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FATTIES BTFO --based japan

No subject
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Shh! Keep it down, the girl is sleeping!

No subject
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a relative of mine barged in just as I was finishing jacking off and I ended up cumming all over my pants right in front of them AMA

No subject
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Suggest Youtube channels brothers.
Anything fine and I'm interested in happenings, culture, philosophy and egirls.

No subject
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prove me wrong, furry characters have ruined everything from video games to cartoons.

No subject
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let's play a game, hold your - key as long as you can hold your breath go ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------got lazy

No subject
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Furries are the most conflicting kind of people I have ever seen on the internet. I honestly don't know how to feel about them as a species.

Past Friends
R: 57 / F: 31 / P: 9

So i decided to return to social media after a 10 year absence, and i got in touch with a friend, at least he was at the time, who was a loner like me, liked the same music I did so we clicked with each other, I realized that due to him being skinny and sort of goofy he got a bit bullied by others, I'm no social butterfly but I got along well with everybody so I told them to stop.
Today I checked his profile and he got a law degree, good for him.
I sent him a message teasing him how a pothead like him got a fucking law degree and how's it's all fucked.
He just responded with "?"
I asked him if he still smoked fun cigarrettes.
He just said no and shilled his podcast at me.
I went to check his timeline and the first 2 posts are an eulogy to some deceased feminist and the other celebrating the end of slavery.
It's all my fault....
It was worst than I thought...
I should've been there for him....

The future, is dead now, no hope, no blue skies tomorrow.....

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R: 8 / F: 3 / P: 9

Hello, police? Somebody is trying to break into my house! What should I do?!

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R: 36 / F: 18 / P: 9

I legitimately miss /pol/, fellas.
A year and like a month now?, has already passed since 8chan's murder by cripplekike, CIAniggers, kikes, along with the Jim and his gook mutt son.
If there are any /pol/acks here, I fucking miss shitposting with you niggerfaggots and all the faggotry that we did, and hope one day we can be back together again.

No subject
R: 15 / F: 11 / P: 9

Uh oh, you wanted to play some videogames, but someone put your computer on the other side of this pit of lava! What do?

Banner Thread
R: 10 / F: 9 / P: 10

Since we had one back on old pre-dysnigger /b/. I think it would be a good idea for us to produce OC banners and such.

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R: 7 / F: 5 / P: 10

ayy lmao

Knowledge
R: 35 / F: 61 / P: 10

Post anon's wisdom here, any form you have.

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R: 36 / F: 24 / P: 10

what did you fap to recently

What happened to Fatchan?
R: 28 / F: 20 / P: 10

Greetings and salutations, anon here. I used to be active on Fatchan, then I got involved in some other imageboards, and by the time I went to look back at Fatchan, it was gone. What happened?

Vidya usernames
R: 6 / F: 0 / P: 10

I want to troll and wreck some noobs. What should I name my player character? Requirements are 4-16 letters and no 'profane words'.

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R: 8 / F: 3 / P: 10

shamefuru blogpost
R: 14 / F: 4 / P: 10

Banned on cuckchan for posting gore because it's "child porn". No wonder it's got so bad, nobody can even gorespam to keep the normals out. I wish there was just a place I could post in peace about topics I'm interested without the constant stream of normalfags ruining every discussion. Unfortunately even 8kun has this problem. My only option is to go to a fucking i2p server or start trolling tor but I don't want to see disgusting actual child porn. It was sort of the same thing when I tried to flee to masterchan when 8chan was getting flooded with normies, the admin was a fucking pedo and the site was horrible.
I think some of you are from 8chan and krautchan before the nuke and you might be able to sympathize at least a little with this whining.
I just want it to end, there's no reason to go on. Even with a place to post free of normals, it's not like it would make a difference. The real life gets worse, I get worse, the internet gets worse. There's nowhere to go, and even most of the anons I used to talk to have disappeared. Even some of the 8chan moderators have killed themselves(sometimes livestreamed). What's there to do? I've just turned into a whiny internet boomer. I guess I'll try to make this my last post on the internet, and hopefully never worry about the world again.
It was fun, anons, I'll finish my backlogs and see you guys some day.
>inb4 kill urself whiny fag
it'd never be the same without it. :')

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Who would win between the two /b/?

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Hey do you niggers wanna raid bunkerchan for lulz?

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R: 42 / F: 29 / P: 11

Does /b/ like traps?

vib-ribbon style drawing program
R: 7 / F: 2 / P: 11

https://studionokoi.itch.io/shake-art

Show your creativity /b/

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R: 7 / F: 3 / P: 11

C.U.N.N.Y aka The City University of New York

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R: 11 / F: 10 / P: 11

check these trips

how to catch a thief
R: 21 / F: 2 / P: 11

Someone's been stealing our shit lately. We have the camera footage which contains the general description of his figure and vehicle, we know the thief committed the crime at around the same time(early in the morning). What can I do? I have been thinking of setting trap to injure him or following him home by hiding somewhere. I need answers fast because I'm sure he will be here again tonight.

No subject
R: 8 / F: 6 / P: 11

When will we get the promised land of /b/tardia?

Zurakouwu thot
R: 12 / F: 6 / P: 11

Love this slut streamer, it seems like a loli cosplayer

No subject
R: 7 / F: 2 / P: 11

>*knock* *knock* *knock*
>...
>*knock* *knock* *knock*
>...

hacker feel
R: 7 / F: 1 / P: 11

>be le hacker
>crack wifi password
>they are all motherfucking slow as shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet
what do? Hacker feel

Pretty Girl's Faces You Would Cum On
R: 11 / F: 11 / P: 11

Post girl's faces that would make you want to shoot a load on there cute faces.

No subject
R: 9 / F: 3 / P: 12

Whatcha munching on /b/?

Nice
R: 20 / F: 21 / P: 12

This is a nice thread for a nice board.

No subject
R: 15 / F: 6 / P: 12

What's with all the cuckchan tier posts in the catalog?
How'd these faggots find this place?

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R: 8 / F: 7 / P: 12

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead

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R: 16 / F: 10 / P: 12

niggers r dum

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R: 6 / F: 3 / P: 12

bullcock was here

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R: 5 / F: 0 / P: 12

Fuwaaaaa~

Onee-chan, did you get my pudding?

Kiks, Discord Servers, Snapchats, etc.
R: 8 / F: 21 / P: 12

Post your social media links anons. I'll start with my discord server

>join link: u7ndVQs

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R: 5 / F: 1 / P: 12

Ching chong i rove eat dogo. Kirr arr amerifats, dog bress gommunism.

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R: 5 / F: 3 / P: 12

guys? where is everyone?

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R: 19 / F: 4 / P: 13

Do you like water?

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R: 13 / F: 2 / P: 13

Do you think transhumanism is a possibility?

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R: 18 / F: 6 / P: 13

What's the deal this gay ass captcha?

Stupid comment
R: 5 / F: 4 / P: 13

Post retardation you found on the internet. This one is from
https://invidio.us/watch?v=Y9TviIuXPSE

Coronavirus
R: 10 / F: 4 / P: 13

Let's get a Coronavirus thread going. Dump corona related content/news. The news channels doesn't care about her anymore, the memes are dead and the number of cases and deaths have become a mere statistics that gets half an hour screen time after shifting focus on presidential election or somed other nonsense.

What do you think of Corona-chan? 
Is she real?
Do you sanitize your hands frequently?
Do you wear a mask and practice safe social distancing approved by WHO?
Has Corona affected you personally? Are you fired, broke or maybe even got blessed by her?
Is it communists or is it jews who're responsible for her?
Is humanity fucked?
Will humanity find a vaccine for her?
Is a vaccine for a virus even possible?
Will you get your state authorized shot if given a choice?
Will you get your state authorized shot if not given a choice?
Will the economy recover from her violent rape?
Will humanity recover from her or will she lead us to a orwellian state?

No subject
R: 9 / F: 22 / P: 13

ITT: benis

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R: 20 / F: 10 / P: 13

Let's try to get in some QUALITY in here.

Do you want to quit imageboards? 
If yes, why are you still here? 
If no, why not?
Me, I'd quit in a heartbeat but I think I'm addicted to easily accessible free information that I'm lazy to discover myself.

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R: 6 / F: 1 / P: 13

What's your post-nut clarity theme?

No subject
R: 9 / F: 2 / P: 13

So how long until this board is also shut down?

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R: 9 / F: 5 / P: 13

You like dolphins?

No subject
R: 49 / F: 14 / P: 14

>like movies
>want to avoid pedowood and get away from jewish shit
>decide to check foreign moobies
>like lesbians
>put on pic related
>expect steamy hot illegal secret affair love story
>sex scenes cut to aftermath
>anti-marriage propaganda
>hairy armpits
>armpit fucking
>weed smoking
>abortion attempts in the 18th century
>abortion procedure administered by doctor next to kids
>find out director is a libfem
>directed a movie about non-binary non-genderconfirming 10 year old in the past
>(((critically acclaimed foreign film)))
Fuck this.

No subject
R: 8 / F: 0 / P: 14

I can't fucking stand officeniggers. Pieces of shit show up to work halfway through the morning, after every real job is already on site, so you have to deal with them after having a full day actually doing shit. But no, they're gonna be faggots about it because they had a long day of typing and answering the phone on their ass. Why the fuck hasn't officenigger work been fully automated? There's nothing they do that shouldn't be automated. Maybe I should hire some pocket protector nerd faggot to automate their jobs and sell it to their bosses. fucking worthless useless garbage shit niggers

Chess
R: 77 / F: 34 / P: 14

Anyone wanna play correspondence chess? you can use programs like xboard to save games.
I'll start.

e4.

Pizza Thread
R: 8 / F: 10 / P: 14

Just post pizza.
No exceptions.

No subject
R: 11 / F: 4 / P: 14

Only third worlders can post in this thread
>No Americans
>No Canadians
>No Yuros
>No Eastern Yuros
>No Australians nor kiw
>No nipponese
Come share your misery here third world man

Its HAPPENING
R: 5 / F: 1 / P: 14

archive.is/sSfu6

CATURDAY
R: 8 / F: 9 / P: 14

don't you know what day it is?

No subject
R: 5 / F: 1 / P: 14

>minimum message length
>mandatory pic
grrrrr

I FART A LOT
R: 5 / F: 2 / P: 14

I'M A PROPANE TANK OF FARTS, AN FARTLICOPTER, A BAG OF FARTS, A FART ORCHESTRA, FART WIND AND FIRE, ASS TRUMPETIST, ANAL WAR HORN.
BUT I DON'T SHIT

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