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 Dress to impress!


Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
>zoomers are now translating most manga
>you can tell by the nigger slang because they're incapable of speaking normal english
Florida is becoming too expensive to live due to mandatory insurance and flood cost, the last five years rates for insurance went up 2 fold, property tax went up too. I am looking at the Tennessee or Carolinas. Georgia is no go for me because of the high number of state troopers and cops all over the state. I really want to stay south.
I bought a bag of mixed bugs to try and I like them. Insects are apparently quite healthy to eat and are a very green protein to produce. The taste vaguely reminds of beef liver with a very earthy tone. Only thing is that the price is high, at least what I found on Amazon, despite being very cheap to produce, not sure why.
This is what it's like to live in diversity loving city in America 

https://6abc.com/post/philadelphia-blue-collar-worker-union-strike-dc33-trash-pickup-911-calls/16887463/
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Do we live in a matriarchy?
https://cytu.be/r/octoberparty

I'm going to do a stream this Friday evening central US time. There is no theme and you are free to add miscellaneous videos and music, and I'm open to playing movies but have none in mind to show.
Which side is better?
The word "Based" is overused and has become normie lingo. We should come up with a new word to use to separate from the normies
whats the most /b/tarded girlfriend
Just dreamed myself fucking a killer whale.
How the hell does someone fuck a killer whale?
the Jews who plotted Julius Caesar's assassination where the same yids who got Christ killed 

but hey, That's just a theory.
No ideology or doomerism please

Just fuckin' raped this toilet
>See meme i want to save
>See infograph and pdf i want to save
>See politically important stuff that i must save
>See anime I want to download
<Can't do any of them because of the overwhelming feeling of "file corruption"
<I know it's a symptom of OCD
list of solution:
>Research on RAID
>.....

I Will continue In the reply.
Also, help pls
Imagine if they made a modern Crazy Taxi game but called it Crazy Uber. How would you make the gameplay?
Sturmbob WaffenPants
Anything post 2020 isn't canon. TV shows, movies, games, anime . NOTHING.....until 2030.
==Nothing is crazier than my peenus weenus, cuz my peenus weenus is the craziest thing in the universe. There for there is nothing crazier than my peenus weenus for my nothing is crazier than my peenus weenuns.
>tfw you'll never get paizuris from tits the bat
My country and its people offered me nothing, if it ever get invaded I will never help them, I would even be willing to join the enemy if I can
Started playing Yu-Gi-Oh! again. I heard it's shit nowadays, but that seems to be the case with just about everything.
>refresh the page
>my thread with 50 posts disappears
OP here, i said you can't make pedo jokes and rape jokes here yet you call yourself an oldfag
that didn't mean you actually ARE a pedo
i saw like 10 of you immediately jump to pedo coping about how world is a fuck 'cause you can't fuck 5 year olds

og /b/ had pedo jokes 'cause it gets normies' panties into a bunch. yes 1% of old /b/ were actual pedos too. point is, you're all normalfags 'cause you can't even make pedo jokes here.

>inb4 w-well the thread was only deleted 'cause some fags derailed it into drama
you're still a normalfaggotniggershit, you can't handle some fags texting each other about their beef, it literally ruins your day even though it has nothing to do with you
i cannot be bothered to open a pdf and read, can you all just post quotes from books so i can feel smart and learn without any of the effort of books
If I’m a virgin then I deserve a virgin girl, it isn’t fair that I get used goods
What would a white israel will look like?
I like 2hus.
Why are non green posters such unlikable assholes?
The bump bumped on the last one.
I am less disgusted by a woman who has fucked a dog than I am one who has fucked a shitskin.
Photo from the recent zzzchan IRL meetup! Was nice meeting you all to discuss about the fun that is threatening zzzchan's existence.
Post soulfull Nippon arts, preferably older ones.
What a shithole and this place is the birth of America?
What is your favorite military march music?
Have image boards become just another flavor of shit like the rest of the internet?
ATTENTION NEWFAG ZOOMERS!
You do NOT belong on here!
Haul your asses back to tiktok and instagram immediately.
Can Fascism work in modern west?
Why do zoomers seethe about open relationships so much?
Another year gone, more losses.

kukuku relocated to 8kun
Indiachan became bharatchan
Does anyone know what happened to ebinlauta.org? Tried visiting it recently and it appears to be gone. Did it die last year or this year?

Came back from the dead
https://minilauta.org
Eat doughnuts. Doughnuts are made of healthy ingredients such as wheat flour and fat. Contrary to misinformation and failed studies of the 2000's, fat is not intrinsically unhealthy, rather, it's vital for preventing your bones from rubbing together and resulting in arhritis. 1/3 pound of doughnuts has 600 calories (1/3 of the requirement for the average adult), and around 800mg of salt, which is close to the amount of salt you need for the day, making doughnuts a good source of salt.
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Sorry for the small content, I'm short on time today.
Post vids of "walkable cities"
You never see memes anymore. Certainly not old ones.
It's over.
Sandnigger edition
Is this DuckDuckGo easter egg documented anywhere? Alternative logo on this specific query.
Anything goes
This game is really sexist in nature, it puts you in the shoes of a woman being chased around by a fat guy trying to rape her, and being spied on by an old guy through a camera, her only friend is.. a dog. Which as a man is the most horrifying experience ever, that is, imagining yourself as a woman, as a prey, losing the predator’s privileges god granted you. It’s an instinctive fear perfectly suited for a horror game. I call genius. Japs never miss.
>white mage
>latest video is 8 monts ago
Uuuuhhhhhh.......
I hope he's save. I hope he's doesn't get dissapeared, ever.
What's your opinion on Friedrich Nietzsche?
Post nans
In you are two wolves. One is retarded the other eats glue.
You are a fucking retard.
It was kikeshit.
I have to say i quite enjoyed the introductory 2 episode mini-series. Other than that i thought that season 1 was alright but after that it was just boring drivel.
>fetish about actual shitskin women
<so based!! chocolate girls are so hot!!! RACE MIXING IS THE BEST!-... oops, you didn't hear anything, teehee
>when a hentai artist darkens the male a bit for contrast like they've been doing for decades
<WTF!!! JAPS LOVE NIGGERS NOW!!! NOO!! NIGGER!!! NIGGER!!! CUCKSHIT!! NIGGER!!
Why are zzzdditors like this?
I noticed that the most unlikable trait to normalfags is honesty, the more honest you’re the more guaranteed you will be lonelier. They really live by wearing a mask if you get me
Why is this board filled with soo many hopeless blackpilled people? I mean c'mon the shitty times we live in won't last forever.
>Noctis (IV)
>Eternal Daughter
>Cavestory (2003)
>Yume Nikki (original)
>Megamari
>(New) Super Marisa Land
>Super Mario XP 
>Metroid 2 (fanmade version)
>Solarus Zelda (snes fanmade sequel)
>Beneath a Steel Sky
>Dink Smallwood
ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
Someone know good youtube gaming channels? I'm tired of clickbait or retarded comments
This is why npcs and normalcattle are equally as bad and guilty as their jewish masters.
Who here got 2020s Fatigue?
When Pride month is 2 weeks from now
If this board had a theme song
Would you an man cave?
Reject Hot Mommy Hoodrats
Embrace Aryan Housewives
Is wanting to be an indie game dev or JewTuber/streamer basically the White version of "Ah'm just gonna be a rappa or basketball playa"?
Freikorps Voran
I'm a college student and I live with my family. I was already tired of living with them in the past due to them constantly making noise, unexpectedly barging into my room, and doing small-talk with me whenever I left my room, but around one year ago, due to circumstances, my gen alpha brother had to move into my cramped room and now I share it with him, with just a thin curtain separating my side from his (I took the inner side).

I'm always hearing him voice chatting with his Discord groomers or watching a TikTok while hysterically laughing at it, and he has a habit of leaving the door open, which makes the noise from the other family members worse. And when someone in my family comes to my room to consult my brother, that's additional noise. Wearing noise cancelling headphones or whatever isn't a viable solution because I need to be alert of the surroundings due to how easy it is to sneak up on my side -- my brother actually somewhat respects my privacy and knocks on a piece of furniture if he wants to consult me, but my other family members just come in, which is facilitated by him leaving the door open. Aside from that, my space is live-in-the-pod-tier now, with my bed occupying over 50% of it.

It sucks enough to go to college, but it sucks even more to not have something to truly call "home" to come to. I almost wish my family knew how much it torments me to live like that, but they'd just think that I hate them or that I'm mentally unwell and need to see a psychiatrist or whatever. And besides, there's not much they could do -- the circumstances due to which I have to share my room are nearly non-negotiable, and it's not like they can change their personalities and stop being noisy. At most they could promise to make sure that I give permission before they come onto my side, but I can't even rely on that.

In terms of leaving their home, that would be hard to do. The housing situation is gigafucked and a part-time job could barely cover renting a room for myself, and if I were to share a room with a stranger, that wouldn't be much of an upgrade. I really have nowhere to go. I've been thinking of going on walks at evening during the "peak hours" of my household, but as you can imagine I'm not a fan of going outside, especially if I already spent most of my day outside (college), and I'm also afraid of one day being stabbed by a nigger when it's dark or something.

Is there anything I can do?
June was fucking crazy. Predictions on July?
and don't fucking say the line
Girls should be given guy names. Girl names shouldn't exist. It's language bloat, just look at French. Why should I give someone a name like Stephanie or Erika when just Andrew or Dave would suffice. The former are like if I was to name someone, the enchanted, honorable, exquisite John. The latter is just like John.
>but it's muh normal
You are a normalfag. The only reason you think it's normal is because you've been brainwashed by years of exposure to it.
Pleasing taste, some monsterism
I was talking to someone about the plot to abolish summer break for children and force them to be in school all year long with smaller breaks in each season. Very modern, sterile, and industrialized. Devoid of tradition, devoid of childhood. Perfect to train up good little worker-consumer slaves.
She wasn't expecting me to so vehemently oppose it, I'm sure. I began a tirade against the concept that was basically this thread >>261133. She was like,
>yeah, I guess it's true that the entire school system is designed to destroy the ability of children to maintain their friend groups, but children will forget some of what they learned during the summer, so we need to force them to attend school all year round now.
I responded by challenging her to articulate what in the depths of hell these kids are learning that could possibly take more than 180 days to explain.
Obviously she had no answer. There is no answer.

I said that I would join the PTA just to oppose this. Here is where she made the first good counter
>Parents (of their own fucking children) will never support you on that
I was shocked, frankly.
Why? I asked.
>because summer means they have to hire baby sitters
So school is just a warehouse to cram your children while mOmS pursue their fucking career as a nurse. What a pathetic excuse.
But she is right. A huge percentage of so-called adults, especially women, will prioritize working over their own children. The people without any rights at all, who they brought into the world.
So even if they understand that school is nothing but an endless series of meaningless chores that teach a child nothing, even if they understand that school intentionally brainwashes and destroys their own children, mOmS will intentionally sabotage their children's mental wellbeing and childhood memories in order to wallow in filth just so they can claim to be strong-independent women on the internet. 

I find this mentality alien and you should too. The concept that parents are putting careers ahead of being with their children is bizarre and repulsive. Why the fuck do you have kids if you refuse to spend time with them? It makes no sense.
It's like spending 100k on a car so you can put it in storage, or buying the latest game and then never playing it, or building a house with your own hands just so you can go burn it down. This is deeply dysfunctional, inhuman, and frankly creepy behavior. Why the flying fuck are these people having children and not wanting to spend every second with them?

Do they regret having children? Was it a mistake? Or did they choose to have kids with the same mentality that you choose to buy a pet puppy and then get bored with it after 2 weeks? What is the cause of this behavior? If you have children, you should want to be around them. That's how humans with functional human brains see things. And I blame women more than men. A man does need to waste his time being a corporate slave so that his family can eat. But a woman does not. She has the freedom to actually be with her child, the person she went to the trouble of birthing, but many refuse to do so.

Maybe men working is wrong. Women should work as corporate slaves, give the money to the father, and the father can raise his children instead. No one does real work in office spaces anyway. Would fathers make better stay at home child raisers? Maybe. Mine would have, but I know that a lot of "men" also become addicted to videogames and those losers are the worst of the worst.
But at least this would allow women to LARP as office boss girls and, potentially, spare children the resentment and hate they will grow up with when they realize that their own parents only want them out of the picture so they can drink with their office buddies. 

Also, can we pause and recognize: Why the FUCK do you need a baby sitter unless your child is under 9 years old and you have no older children to do this instead? Seriously. Do you have zero trust for your children? Oh, I get it, it's because you don't spend time with them so you don't trust them. Then why did you have children?
Maybe such people should just be shot instead. What else can we do with such dysfunctional people?
I finally realized that NPCs are the true evil and not kikes. They’re the ones who empowered them in the first place, they’re the ones who institutionalized their lies as a religion, willingly peer pressuring others into submitting to them, ZOG will disappear the moment they decide themselves. So I decided that I don’t care anymore and will do the following >support any endeavor by the World Economic Forum 
>Support AI to steal their livelihood
>if they ever rise up against ZOG I will be it’s most loyal soldier
Not out of love for ZOG but because I have a personal grudge against the NPC normalcattle who ruined my life by enabling ZOG and bullying me for not following their slave morality. And the NPC will never fight for a just cause but for a selfish reason, and will elect a new tyrant. The kikes must rule for another century until this generation of vermin completely disappears. I wish the innocent later generations a free world.
Welcome to the 2030s
What a disappointing parade
The jews made it so the only hot girl in my neighborhood never comes out to the park! They made her addicted to social media and made her only care about what social media people value. All normalniggers do is look at their phone all day, thinking being there at the right time to respond to social media is important.
How do I get rid of my shitty ESL accent?
Jesus Christ we need to deal with simps
I got a solution to the demoralization posters
I fuckin hate kikes and their stupid gay false flags
Its not unhealthy to be a grown man in his 20's or 30's and still have a crush on a fictional character you saw from your childhood right?
We are living in 1984. Its amazing how the language is being changed in real time infront of our eyes and no-one seems to care. These are just a few examples i could think of right now. Referring to someone as they has become super popular recently. Its amazing how easily the npcs adapt to the newspeak
>businessman - businessperson
>suicide - unalive
>spokesman - spokesperson
>rape - grape
>he/her - they
The fact that Islam as an ideology has lasted the test of time and without any major revisions is proof that Islam as an ideology is stronger than Christianity, same that can be said about the crusades which was mostly pointed at christians killing each other, never mind the bigger problem growing in the south. Attempting to take the holy land was a token effort compared to all the internal infighting which only weakened europe
Faith is for the transient people.
Holy crap 
tap the sign
This is the most pathetic nation that has ever existed, it’s unreal.
i keep seeing ads for this 988 service everywhere online. it's kind of weird because why should depressed people not kill themselves?
I got suspended at my job for something I didn't do. I decided to refill the ice-cream machine since it was slow but when i lifted the box it was leaking and got the blame since was carrying the shake mix. The night crew must have popped the plastic because it didn't carry it too far before some spilled on the ground. I didn't clean much because it was a slow leak and the hole was was small enough for nail to punch through the plastic and through the bag in trash can. I'll probably look for another job in the meantime
I recently took a trip to Michigan, with the intentions of visiting my good friend Mark….But, while I was cruising down some red-neck-rural-route in the old Volvo I was abruptly cut-off by a rather large, and quite angry ~man in a pick-up truck. The old Volvo skidded off the road, head on into a tree, and out of nowhere this 400lb ~fucktard reaches through my window and drags me from the wreck.

I [sternly] instructed this feeble reasoning, shit for brains, local yokel, to unhand me at once before things turned ugly (I was a soldier you know) but he just laughed and said, “you dun picked the wrong place to visit” He then produced a ~gun from his pocket, and proceeded too beat me about the head with it until I lost consciousness.

I later awoke in some rather unfamiliar surroundings, possibly an auto repair garage (as it was littered with transmissions) with my captor hovering over me, eating a large bag of Taco Bell.

After he finished eating his taco’s, my captor, who referred to himself as Mr. G, asked if I had any nigger in me, when I said no, he said, “ well you about too, fucktard” and that’s when Leroy walked in…and things took a turn for the worse, with all that entails.

Leroy, a darkie by nature, walked over carrying what appeared to be a bucket of old transmission fluid, and dipped what he called his “JOHNSON” in it, as Mr.G shouted “give that butt baby some African sausage” Where as Leroy, rather vigorously, and quite violently, proceeded to [analy] rape me ~stretching my tight anus, and filling my rectum with his ‘Mandingo’ meat…But, at times, I did have trouble distinguishing the difference between pain and ~pleasure

After this rather horrific, and quite humiliating ordeal, Mr.G then drove me back to my ~ car, but before allowing me to continue on my way he had one last surprise for me. He removed from the bed of his ~truck what appeared to be a toilet seat with chair legs attached to it…. He threw me to the ground and set this contraption up over my head, dropped his britches and positioned his rather hairy ass on the seat above my face, where he proceeded to evacuate his bowels for some twenty minutes. He then, before driving off, threw a napkin at me, but only after blowing his nose into it, and said, “Clean yourself up scat-boy”

After all this I decided to [prematurely] end my vacation and head back to Canada…A very unpleasant trip I do say, as I had to travel in a smashed car, with human excrement on my head, and an ass that felt like it was on fire…Bravo fucktards


Sincerely

Your turd covered toilet boy
Lxqv mftlyq, bcdqv yjq yq tfh qlmb, qlmb yq tfh qlmb.

Deciphering Instructions

>Count the number of vowels in each word.
>Use the total vowels in the first word as a key to shift each letter forward in the alphabet.
>Replace the shifted letters with the corresponding numbers of the alphabet (A=1, B=2, etc.).
>Read the numbers in reverse order to find the hidden message.

The rest is up to you. White men should be able to solve this
Just wanted to say that I love all of you faggots and even though my relationship with this board has been rocky at times, I'm still happy I've stuck it out with you guys as long as I have. It's been a dream of mine for a while to have a real life gated community with like minded, cool people like you guys but then I realized that most likely feds would try to destroy us by planting evidence of illegal activity and other coercive methods. I just want you all to be happy and want you to stop being miserable all the time. Chances are that your misery has to do with other people, the majority of cases seem to be related to how you view yourself in relation to other people. I think that you should just stop caring because those people that you mope about don't give a crap about you so why should you care about them? The only people you should care about is you, your family, and other like minded people. Everyone else you shouldn't care about or at the very least view them as disposable and a resource you should use and depending on how they treat you should treat them like garbage and toss them out as soon as they outlive their usefulness. I just want you all to have good lives and I want you to be happy and I don't give a shit what buzzword you call me
What will the American version of Triumph of the Will be about?
What did you guys think of the first episode of extreme peace (world peace 2)?
Who is this faggot and why should I care about him?
>insane, serial killers, psychotics, and sadists
>people that enjoy chaos, anarchism and lawlessness
>larping paramilitary gang primarily consisting of wannabe soldiers and alleged army veterans but fierce fighters
Who the fuck spam this board with cartoons?
Post "le evil imagery"
Suck my cock dude
How can we end modernity and return to a fair and just medieval society?
Would you be more supportive of immigration if only women were allowed to immigrate?
Which country's language sounds like this?
Is hating math/being bad at it a normalfag thing?
We were made for something more.
Why does AI and robots receives so much hatred today when humans used to imagine a utopian future where AI and robots are common?
Is something finally genuinely actually happening?
Hello Goyim
I hear that moss-i mean Iran plans to attack the united states with.
Post about whatever it is you are currently enjoying doing be it games, outdoor activities, arts, etc. I am currently playing Wasteland 3 and having a very fun time with it. Gameplay is like the original fallouts but is more team based. I have a ridiculous build on one of my characters where I get additional action points for each kill I gain and my main weapon skills are explosives and big guns so I can mow down entire groups of people in one turn. Despite his lack of mobility he's also an absolute tank as well and has strength high enough to use any heavy armor in the game without an action point penalty.
Let's define consciousness as the property of being able to metaphysically experience thoughts, sensations, feelings, etc.
>Who has consciousness?
I obviously have consciousness, but do other people have it? Do non-Whites have it? Do animals have it? Do insects have it? Do plants and primitive forms of life (eg. amoebas) have it? Can computer programs (ie. "AI") have it? Can concepts (eg. a "waifu") have it?
>Does consciousness affect anything?
Is consciousness not a purely subjective experience that doesn't affect one's mind (brain) and actions? So, if I did not have consciousness, would I possibly not still have the belief that I have consciousness and would I possibly not be making this exact post?
>Is consciousness non-binary?
I don't mean tranny shit, of course. I mean that it's not like one can only have or not have consciousness, but rather, that there are various levels of consciousness for different entities. If so, what does it depend on? Intelligence?
We’re all friends here right?
Move to Japan like pewdiepie
I'm going to rape this bitch in all 3 holes and rape her face until it splats on the pavement!
From the 8chan days. Post it if youve got it.
>He sees a thread he doesn't like 
>He starts having a meltdown
>He spams pedoshit in retaliation
>He does this constantly because of all the free time he has being a neet
Post fictional death squads
Discovery of fibrous clots in the blood of children who were born to mothers who received Covid mRNA “vaccines” during pregnancy.

Prion-like amyloid fibrils were found in the blood of chronically ill children who had been exposed to Pfizer’s mRNA injections in utero.

The discovery was made by Dr. Kevin McCairn, PhD, a systems neuroscientist with over 25 years of experience specializing in corticobasal ganglia disorders and neurodegenerative disease modeling.

https://kevinwmccairnphd282302.substack.com/p/amyloidogenic-fibrils-in-a-post-gestational

>This case represents a sentinel event that underscores the need for systematic, high-resolution evaluation of post-vaccine biology---especially in pediatric and developmental contexts that have the shadow of events being precipitated by biowarfare research. The persistence of amyloidogenic fibrils years after gestational exposure cannot be dismissed by outdated pharmacokinetic assumptions. Only rigorous post-market surveillance, independent replication, and transparent access to proprietary vaccine data can resolve these urgent questions, especially and until the threat from synthetic, biowarfare spawned amyloids/PRIONS has been contained.
This match was a superb psychological analysis. it shows how the herd mentality is formed, people become the same not necessarily by only following orders but also by acting reactionary, like how a democrat who only basis his political beliefs on what republicans dislike, or the opposite, so eventually they become two sides of the same coin. and it's easy to predict their thoughts and lead them to one conclusion or the other.
Imagine if we lived in a world where women don't burp, fart, poop or smell bad.
Was there a name for this condition, or maybe a brain defect that caused it?
Is she a nigger or just a shitskin?
Last thread got bumplocked.
Do you like fox girls, anon? Good. This thread is for (You).
Not shit taste edition.
rice cake goes whee 
⊂二二二(^ω^)二⊃
newfags can't triforce
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>avoided learning to code in college because it seemed hard
>worked in IT for a while but mostly network stuff
>got encouraged to learn java there but never seriously took opportunity
>shift careers to closer to what i did in college
>analyst
>start learning sql 
>not too complicated
>boss is a super high achiever that all the senior managers think is great
>pretty good boss too
>boomers are very impressed because he used python to automate some routine tasks
>encourages everyone on the team to learn it
>ok, spend downtime at work trying to learn python
>have a couple ideas on how to improve a bot i work with so it catches more mistakes
>code them
>boss implements one idea
>the other idea took 40 minutes to write because i'm dumb
>make maybe 30 lines with some rules
>will have to be updated once a year, should take 20 minutes
>lets make the other idea more dynamic so we don't have to do that
>so now we're reintroducing sql into it so the both runs a sql script, gets an answer, writes it in a file, then the python code reads the answer in the file to tell it whether the cell in the excel file is right or wrong
>multiday project
>ai projects on the horizon
Sometimes I really wonder whether technology is a useful tool or an end in itself. It's often said that lazy people end up working harder than lazy people. How often do people work harder trying to come up with a higher tech solution than just doing work the low-tech way?

Anyways I have a job. I'm not miserable so I won't complain. But some days I do wonder.
<his truck was fucked by The Host 
>nobody made any truck joke this entire time
>point of use water heater
I'm sitting in an air-sealed room with a dehumidifier running while cycling fresh air in from outside. This is basically the opposite of a gas chamber.

This makes me the anti-Jew
Post duck pics
Isto é entre tu e eu, nem te atreves a dizer ao jica 

Mas sabias que a Helena no ano passado teve um aborto que custou 3000€?

E mais uma pergunta 
Quem é que violou a Helena quando era pequena?
O Norberto, um professor de matemática ou de natação?
Foste tú? Até acredito 
(Muito obrigado, pedofilo filho da puta chamada Alzira)
A pior parte é que ela deve ter gostado e isso explica tudo

Tenta não violar o bebê neto da tua gold digger, mr Ian Watkins

E também não vou tomar conta de quinta nenhuma 
Quando morreres, essa quinta vai para os ciganos 
Já estamos a lidar com as maldições da puta da Tia Mila 
Já é triste e engraçado ao mesmo tempo ver o parvo do Tio Zé a apodrecer com as merdas dos avós
Queimam essa merda toda 
"Legado de família" é um cancro

Não admira que o Jica vai ao Porto, atirar os pensos da sua mangina para outra parede 

George "I built my career saying the most basic opinions and made the world more retarded" Carlin 
Grande mistério que algumas pessoas são "vítimas" de violação 

Quando o cocó atrai moscas, temos que lidar com as Vios e Reneés, só para alguém queixar que fez demasiados contactos 
"sobre socialização" existe 

Sou um gamedev com centenas de ideias, o faggot João Lúcio não compara

Quando a Helena se matar, lembra de onde vai ser enterrada para poderes viola-la mais uma vez 

A família é a prisão original
Correntes desde o dia 1
És nascido com um perfil predefinido e informação que não escolheste 
Já és obrigado a saber nomes de pessoas e levar merdas até quando és pequeno 
Mas um dia, tem que haver um recomeço 
Já demasiadas pessoas subiram as escadas, mando as escadas a baixo
Okay so we already know that niggers and spilics will rule over the American Empire just like the Germans and Celtics ruled over Roman Empire. Will there be a spilt up like with the creation of the Holy Roman Empire?
What do you expect Barron Trump to do with America?
oi oi Rei-chan just dropped a TRVKE!
I never thought we will still get Asuka vs Rei material to this day
Humans naturally form a friend group or network from those people who live around them. Especially children, who are more social than adults. Historically, the friends you made in your childhood would last the rest of your life and form a stronger and stronger tribe within your tribe. This would be your network and having a wide network is how you attain true power and wealth. Being isolated is a very bad thing, as I am sure many here can attest.

To be blunt, every aspect of school and capitalism is designed to crush the ability of peasants to maintain and build these networks. 
So you spawn in as a 5 year old and go to Kindergarten. You befriend a bunch of kids, others become your rivals. That's natural. You move onto new grades. This is where the System first strikes at you. Instead of allowing you to remain in your tribe, your class, these neurotic, psychologically illiterate freaks in the school administration intentionally split apart these classes and randomly stick students in new classes. Why do they do this? There are a million pathetic copes and excuses, but the effect is an intentional drive to split up friends and destroy socialization. They are doing this malicious, evil thing intentionally.

But it's fine because you still mostly get to " "learn" " and have recess with your friends. And elementary schools are small so you can see familiar faces often.

So the administrators ratchet up the psychological warfare against children. You graduate to middle-school where you're ripped from what vestiges you have of a tribe. You're split up and have to take ~7 courses, 7 classes where they go out of their way to ensure no two students have consecutive classes lest they develop a friendship. This is intentional psychological warfare against children. But that isn't enough. See, middle-school tends to be a mosh pit of several different, relatively far away places so the friends you make are now, often, a bit of a drive to visit. In elementary school, your friends are your neighbors. But the System intentionally split up your neighborhood friend group and now you're friends with Billy from Farawayville, because you just happen to share 3 classes with him and sit next to Billy at lunch. This intentional decision, made by adults we entrust with our children's lives, weakens our children's ability to form a trusted network of friends. I cannot stress enough that they are doing this on purpose. Every psychologist can tell you exactly why this is wrong, why this is socially retarding children, why this is harming their social and economic success later in life. So these "educated" educators have zero excuse of ignorance. They should be confronted every single day by the truth of what they are doing until they get on their knees and apologize in person to each and every 11-14 year old they have harmed.

Because the System is especially cunning and sadistic, they split up middle and high school to add yet another layer of disruption to the desperate efforts of children to maintain their friend groups. They churn and split up friend groups every single year, making sure to jumble and destroy every element of stability and continuity in their lives. They lie that high-school offers children elective courses. Yes, you can choose a few, but you can count the actual options on a single hand.

But this isn't enough! No, we need to absolutely annihilate their network, not just disrupt it. So the regime heavily pushes tertiary education onto children. And parents join in the plot, don't they. They are almost as guilty, being spared some of the guilt because they can at least claim ignorance.
This is final blow to your social network. Children are scattered across the country like trash in a tornado. They promise their friends who they have somehow maintained in high-school: Don't worry! We'll stay in touch.
But they never do. Being busy and separated over vast distance, unable to see each other, gradually eats away at friendships until 95% of your friends from secondary school are never seen again. 
Except as awkward encounters at Walmart.

Even so, the deep psychological impulse of young adults remains: Make friends! Develop a social network while you can! You will need this later in life, ffs!
So for 4 years, you try desperately to make friends. Subconsciously, your brain tells you that developing a new social network is more important than any of the subjects you could be learning. And your primal subconscious is right. College is like being a lone survivor from a tribe that just got wiped out. You move in with a foreign tribe and you try desperately to develop a new network so you can fucking survive here.

You develop an new network from scratch because that is objectively, obviously how you advance in life. This friend group you make in college will form the network that will elevate you as an adult.
SIKE! You don't actually live in College-town, idiot! You were only going to be here for 4 years before we send you back to your "place of origin," where you have now been safely defused and lost all your friends. And once again, you say; Don't worry college buddies, we'll stay in touch.
But you do not stay in touch. 

I do not even need to go into capitalism and how this further rips apart your friend group and reduces you to an atomized slave with no network.

Imagine how rich and influential you'd be if you alone maintained a social network while everyone else got processed by this diabolical scheme. You and your friends would have such a powerful support system in place that, if you put your minds to it, you could buy up every business or house or whatever in your local area. You could sway local elections all on your own. The world (locally) would bow to the might of your friend network.

And all of this is intentional. They are doing this on purpose. And they did this to you.
Literally all of the arguments people come up with against children voting were used back in the 1910s for women. And you know, they were right. Women are less mature than men on average. Look at how men tend to prioritize real political issues like the economy while women tend to prioritize emotional ones like abortion. 

Yeah, children would do the exact same thing. So why should we allow children to vote? Well, it's fair. If women can vote, children should vote too. Children are probably more moral than women anyway.
But more importantly, since the regime has stated that its goal is to get every featherless biped to vote, why not be logically consistent and lower the voting minimum age to 2. Then we will expose democracy for what it truly is: A joke.

>"But children are not mature enough to make decisions that affect everyone!"
You will hear. Yet most adults are not mature enough either. Why let them vote? 
>"But children will just be manipulated by schools and media."
So are adults. Yet we let them vote.

The ONLY reason we do not allow children to vote is because doing so exposes how clownish this system is. It is an arbitrary barrier we adults impose to make ourselves feel like we have earned something just because we get one day every 2 years where we go through a ritual that ultimately affects no change. What would even change if we did allow children to vote? Nothing.
Gerrymandered congressional districts would still keep your despised rulers in power. The presidential selection would still lead to a contest between two party machines. Hell, I bet Trump would have won anyway since he is cool while Kamala is not. 
You STILL wouldn't affect legislation since that is done at the congressional level.
You STILL wouldn't have any meaningful impact upon who runs this country because this joke we do every 2-4 years isn't even a real democracy. It is a sham.

Letting children vote would literally change nothing but it would be very educational to see how little changes when we allow 4 year olds to "directly affect our democracy"

Oh yeah, also, lowering the voting age would favor large families. So ironically, doing so would absolutely screw over shitlibs who don't have children. The ones who gain the most are conservative families and mexicans, so it all balances out anyway.

Do it. Don't just lower the voting min age to 16. Lower it to 2.
>no desire or enjoyment from vidya
>too tired to do any activities
>too tired to even watch anime
>image boards are all shit
>internet's shit
>just waiting to fall back asleep again
where the hell do i go from here?
We are living through history
This decade will decide the fate of humanity once 2030 comes around.
wuf
>try out linux since I heard it's good for programming
>can't even type normally because half of normal text editing keybinds are reserved for some retarded system commands
Is this why linuxfags deepthroat weird ass editors like vim and learn special snowflake keyboard layouts and shit?
Just got done bumping threads, gonna In post In this thread again later if there are any other thread worth necrobumping.
My name is Natalie, and I’m the Costco-loving foodie who started this site in 2018. I live in Edmonton, Alberta with my husband Sean, our daughter and our dog Mocha! I’ve been a Registered Nurse for close to 15 years and I’m not a particularly tech-savvy person, so I never imagined I’d have my own blog. Keep reading for the full story behind Costcuisine.

In 2013, I met my husband Sean. Before too long, we found ourselves living together in a small one bedroom, one bathroom condo and we took a big step together – we got our very own Costco membership! After that, we started to venture out to Costco nearly every weekend. Cupboard and fridge space was always at a premium then, so we had to be very selective about our purchases – especially the fun ones. I often found myself in my local warehouse staring at products and wondering if they were worth the money and a spot in our small kitchen.
You tourists do know there's a /pol/ board to spam your garbage threads, right?
Just turned 18 and I dont want to be a wagie slavie (duh). I spent the  last three years of my life mostly in bed from chronic fatigue/depression so i know nothing about what im supposed to do, cant drive+no social life/skills, but parents are pressuring me to either go be a wagie slavie or go to college to be a higher paid wagie slavie. so i agreed and took some classes at community college and there isnt much here. i guess its interesting but im not there to learn, im there to maximize my wagie(bux)/slavie(hours) but even what im supposed to do now sucks balls. Even though im not really doing anything in life atm, i am always fucking stressed and picking at my scalp. And its worse than doing nothing because i have to stay inside stressed if i want the screen to be visible.

i picked engineering because it seems to be best value for a zero EQ loser, professor has given next to no instruction on how to CAD the example model. i give up, instructions were worthless and deadline is today. my constitution is terrible for being a wagie, i don't have the will, i'd probably quit and die or kill myself. i dont have the energy to start a life, it's over before it even began and that is truly humiliating help

how is it even worth it to live being a drag on others slavery and being a mattress decoration. the effort required to live is just too much. im in usa so neetbux isnt free candy.

i see there are a gorillion such loser life threads so its a common problem but wheres the common fix

i was gonna post on adv but cloudflare hates me
Linear ranking:
Jack (/vhs/ BO) > Grizzly (/fit/ BO) > /bmn/ BO >= Ran (/2hu/ BO) => /rozen/ BO Chrow (/tg/ BO) > Sturgeon > Gahogre (tvch admin) >= soygull (/v/ BO) > tengoon (a faggot) > everyone else > Eden (a bigger niggerfaggot) > getting kicked in the nuts with steel toes work shoes > solid fibrous shit > runny diarrhea > indian street food cut and minced with some indian dude's dirty sharp toenail > horse shit cooked in the gange's water > getting kicked in the nuts while being force fed all the gross shit before this > Cole Lamberson (Acid) >= Mark Mann >= /fascist/ BO >= /digi/ BO 

By category:
>CEO of the Based department @ Racism Inc.
Jack
>Vice President of Based department
Grizzly
/bmn/ BO
>Good boys who dindu nuffin
Ran (/2hu/ BO)
/rozen/ BO
Chrow
>Incompetent stupid niggers but still provide some service
Sturgeon
Gahogre
soygull
>Giganiggers also utterly useless
tengoon
>Literally whos who have nothing remarkable to be said about them
everyone else
>Blanket thrown over the head, beat up by a group of feral niggers and left crying on the curb tier
Eden
>Throw into the lake of fire and live feed their never ending torture and suffering to the rest of the world so everyone may know what happens to rotten, irredeemable pieces of shit like them tier
Cole Lamberson
Mark Mann
>Worthy of a circus or zoo tier
/fascist/ BO
/digi/ BO

These rankings are objective and perfect, you can argue all you want but these just reflect reality. For any complaints, refer to my ass, which you can kiss.
https://youtu.be/ZKpM5rqvXQw?si=gHNAtTUM_OoXbxGf
For all the faggots whining about quality instead of posting. Here. This is how /b/ actually was like 20 years ago long before all the normalfags and porn addicted jeets came along. Level of discussion wasn't the highest, yet sometimes you got something good out of it.
>getting bombed fellas.

help.


"also this seems to be the only altchan site I can access, and I'm bored"


>>more help.
What's your opinion on accelerationism?
Fags ruined democracy
Did Lain have any influence or following in Japan? I've heard that the creator of Lain said something like "westerners won't understand this story" or whatever, but I only see westerners (troons specifically) obsessing over this shitty show/character.
This is why the internet died.
it would’ve been the greatest country ever… I curse everyone who fought on the side of the union…
I was smacked around as kid. The neglect was probably worse. And the drinking (my mom, not me lol). When we had family over for dinner, my mom used to grab me if I looked sad or something and twist/squeeze my little arm and subtly remind me that I wasn't to "ruin anyone's dinner" by blabbing about her "private" behavior.

So I always had a strong sympathy for fellow children who were abused or neglected. Most of my friends in school had some backstory of mental or physical abuse/neglect. I did not seek them out. It just happened to be this way.
Now I interact with children as my profession and many confide their entire lives with me.

It is as if the majority of children in my area are being abused. Often in conjunction with divorce but, ironically, this kind of situation tends to manifest in neglect rather than physical abuse due to the childish "parents" being afraid of stories of abuse being used against them in the custody battle. 

And no, I'm not a councilor, so I am dealing with a relatively representative sample of the population.
The abuse being articulated to me isn't benign either. It ranges from pretty serious neglect, moms who did drugs and invited strings of boyfriends to the house to also shoot up, straight up abandonment (and the mother no less), some really psychotic disciplinarianism that involves making the kid eat on a dog bed for (imo) extremely minor infractions, and lots of hitting, kicking, smacking, drinking, and mild malnutrition. No, they're not even niggers. This is West Virginia.

Now, are some of these children lying? Children often exaggerate and I am sure that some of the violence is being embellished so they can get some positive attention for once. Of course, only one side of the story is being shared with me. I'm sure that many of these kids "act out" or do kid stuff. But holy shit, the vast majority of a very broad spectrum of children in this area do not even provided breakfast. Not even cereal. And I have seen some of evidence of neglect or abuse myself. Their breakfast comes from the school.
I'm a reasonably good judge of character and I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of abuse. Children who have happy lives do not generally invent stories of abuse. I believe that most of what I hear is accurate. 

ZZZ may not be a great representation of the standard population. But what is you guy'z perspective on this? Were you abused as a kid? Would you say that a majority of children are abused or neglected? Is this normal?
"Living out of spite" is a code word for "too much of a pussy to kill myself".
>yet another generic isekai about religion being le bad
Why is it so popular on imageboards? Do anons have no good taste?
Did the stereotype of a cute good natured woman who loves you for what you are exist in past or was it always a fantasy?
A lot of folks say that feudalism was great. It seems to me that serfs wanted to be free, though. If it was so great, why did the peasants revolt against it often, yet never in favor of it?
What browsers are you faggots running? I just got unjewgled chromium and it runs as smooth as silk and it's a lot lighter than firefox. It's chromium without the spyware and can run without javascript
I grew up in a rural place in the early 2000s. North of me was an abandoned farmstead, and further north was an abandoned house. East of me was an abandoned farmstead. And north west of my home was another abandoned house. 
Up the river from my house was yet another abandoned house. And there were ruins of houses everywhere in the woods from homes abandoned in the 1970s and 80s.

It was flipping awesome.

It occurred to me: Is this normal?
I live in an area where I'd have to travel a few miles to find an abandoned house (I only know of a few here)
Do you see a lot of abandoned homes or was this something that existed back in the 2000s because of some economic calamity or mud flood or something back in the dark 1980s-90s?
What current seasonal anime should i watch? What should I start with first? I haven't binge watch and watch anime daily In a long time
>have unlimited access to all the information in the world
>become the most retarded generation in history
Lol
Discord sucks.
Matrix sucks.
Post a character that represents your current mental state.
The day of the culling will be glorious we will kill all those degenerates and their jewish masters, we will not stop until total population drop from 8 billion to something like 3 billion, where only the righteous racially pure survived, and there will be zero remorse in it, because the result will be a golden age the likes of Ancient Greece and Rome. It’s for the betterment of humanity.
How the fuck one can play videogames on Leenux?
Suppose I connected XP to the internet of 2025. What's the worst that could happen?

Have zero-click zero-days gotten bad nowadays or is it just fearmongering?

Seems to me computer security is an art which people love pretending is an exact science. Tell me the truth.
Iam:[cum]:~$ sudo torsocks pacman -S blender
resolving dependencies...                                                                                                                              
looking for conflicting packages...

Packages (68) alembic-1.8.6-3  appstream-1.0.4-1  blosc-1.21.6-1
              clang-19.1.7-1  compiler-rt-19.1.7-1  dos2unix-7.5.2-2
              draco-1.5.6-3  embree-4.3.3-1  fmt-11.1.3-1  glfw-3.4-2
              gssdp-1.6.3-2  gst-plugins-bad-libs-1.24.12-3  gtk4-1:4.16.12-1
              gupnp-1:1.6.8-1  gupnp-igd-1.6.0-1  hdf5-1.14.5-1
              intel-oneapi-common-2024.1.0-1
              intel-oneapi-compiler-dpcpp-cpp-runtime-libs-2025.0.4-1
              intel-oneapi-compiler-shared-runtime-libs-2025.0.4-2
              intel-oneapi-openmp-2025.0.4-1  intel-oneapi-tbb-2021.12.0-2
              intel-oneapi-tcm-1.2.0-3  jemalloc-1:5.3.0-5  jsoncpp-1.9.6-3
              level-zero-loader-1.20.2-1  libadwaita-1:1.6.4-1  libaec-1.1.3-1
              libb2-0.98.1-3  libde265-1.0.15-3  libglvnd-1.7.0-1
              libharu-2.4.4-1  libheif-1.19.5-1  libnice-0.1.22-1
              libspnav-1.1-2  libstemmer-2.2.0-2  libxmlb-0.3.21-1
              llvm-19.1.7-1  log4cplus-2.1.0-2  materialx-1.38.10-6
              ninja-1.12.1-2  onetbb-2022.0.0-2  openimagedenoise-2.3.2-1
              openimageio-2.5.18.0-2  openpgl-0.7.0-1
              openshadinglanguage-1.13.12.0-2  opensubdiv-3.6.0-1
              openvdb-12.0.0-2  openxr-1.1.43-1  potrace-1.16-3  ptex-2.4.3-1
              pugixml-1.15-1  pybind11-2.13.6-2  pyside6-6.8.2.1-1
              python-jinja-1:3.1.5-1  python-markupsafe-2.1.5-3
              python-numpy-2.2.3-1  python-opengl-3.1.7-2  qt6-base-6.8.2-3
              qt6-declarative-6.8.2-1  qt6-translations-6.8.2-1
              shiboken6-6.8.2.1-1  spdlog-1.15.1-1  tinysparql-3.8.2-3
              usd-25.02-3  vulkan-headers-1:1.4.304.1-2
              xcb-util-cursor-0.1.5-1  zenity-4.0.5-1  blender-17:4.3.2-10

Total Download Size:    614.48 MiB
Total Installed Size:  2462.67 MiB
Net Upgrade Size:      2458.99 MiB

:: Proceed with installation? [Y/n]

>qt6
>gtk4
>intel-oneapi
>clang
> >2gb
Why are software like this? They could have made the gui using fltk instead of that bloated qt6 piece of shit. Why the fuck do you even need a gtk4 for when the gui is already been made with qt6. And I need to download a compiler? what? I'm not compiling stuff here, I just want to learn how to make low poly model that is less demanding in resources while randering.
Brazil Happening

Users of 1500chan threatened to rape and kill state deputies using the name and social security of a man after he reported his crimes. On Instagram and YouTube he denied having committed these crimes, in addition to having forwarded a document with a compilation of crimes committed by anonymous forums.

Source:
https://www.msn.com/pt-br/noticias/brasil/deputadas-estaduais-de-sp-s%C3%A3o-amea%C3%A7adas-de-morte-e-de-estupro-em-e-mail-coletivo-com-teor-mis%C3%B3gino-racista-e-capacitista/ar-AA1FXyVd

Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/lunemcordis/
YouTube:
https://youtu.be/hAUuTDY6Bc4?si=ra1iIsZn3EVk48Yc [Open]
Document:
https://doceru.com/doc/xxv0exvs

Today, in the Chamber of Deputies of the state of São Paulo, the deputies regretted the act, asked for regulation of the Internet and said that they called the Federal Police.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/live/OmCJQTCl7tg?si=RbRXG_zTZaXzAAXa

The man who was framed by 1500chan is known for his blog and Medium:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/
https://medium.com/@cadaverminimal
THERE WILL BE A WAR SOON
COUNTRIES ARE PREPARING FOR WAR

EVEN THE RETARDED SHITSKINS IN INDIA AND PAKISTAN FIGURED IT OUT AND ARE RUSHING IT

DON'T JOIN THE ARMY

DON'T LET THEM DRAFT YOU

DON'T DIE FOR ISRAEL/NWO/ZOG


DODGE THE DRAFT

PREPARE NOW OR YOU WILL BE CAUGHT
Every time people start touting about how there's currently the hottest heat wave ever made and this is proof that global warming is going to kill us, I notice that I've been sitting in cold and rain for weeks and am fully clothed because it's too cold.

They're clearly using weather control to concentrate heat into a specific areas so they can keep peddling the global warming myth and make you eat bugs and drink from paper straws as part of a humiliation/complacency ritual.
Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
Wanna feel it?
I recall about half of marriages ending in divorce and 70% of those being initiated by women. Did anything change for the better during the last decade?
the jews are making me risk losing my virginity. because they cut the hood off my dick, the tender parts touch against my leg while i'm sitting behind a girl in school and make me horny.
I like hello kitty, she's pretty cool and cute and shit... am I gay?
People always talk about art and programming and game dev and there's threads and generals for them, but why do people rarely discuss music creation? How do you learn to make music?
Well....shit
Did Clannad copied Lucky Star?
>both have twin sisters who have purple hair, the big sister having long hair and the little sister having short hair
>in both, the big sister is a tsundere while the little sister is a shy girl
>in lucky star the big sister's name is "kagami" and in clannad it's "kyou". the kanji for "mirror" in japanese can be read as either "kagami" or "kyou" (although neither of those names use said kanji)
>additionally, the twins' surname in lucky star is "hiiragi". in the clannad vn there is a completely different character who has the surname "hiiragi"
<the lucky star manga began in 2003, clannad released on 2004
Could AAA games be improved if we popularized the idea of "micro-exploration"?

Instead of telling the player what objects are interactable, the player must explore objects to find the important/interactable ones. You don't highlight the door that can be opened, instead the player has to try doors to find the one that can be opened. You don't put yellow paint on the ladder, instead the player has to check objects in the room to find the ladder.

If you give it a snazzy name like "micro-exploration", you could probably pitch this idea to the moronic boomers who are in charge of these companies.
Watch kikes get bombed thread
What the fuck amount of meth was Hitler taking when wanting to build or come up these useless wunder waffens?
>it's getting warm
>turn off heaters so I can be ahead and keep my room cool
>mfw it's been cloudy and raining for weeks straight
Sometimes when I'm bored I hang out in my backyard with a pellet gun and walk around looking for squirrels. I pretend to be einsatzgruppen in German-occupied territory and that the squirrels are Jews who are hiding from me
Why don't we all pitch together our money and gather 250,000 to get ICANN to create .nigger as a TLD? Then everyone in the world will be able to make and use websites like based.nigger and lol.nigger. How shall we gather the money? Someone make a Monero wallet, maybe I'll do it tonight.
Tom and Jerry ain't what they used to be...
HOLY SHIT!
How effective would guerrilla warfare be post shtf?
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its an cute elephant.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its a giraffe. Eichiro Oda likes them. I think I send it to him.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its little bnuy. I think I keep that one.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its as snek this time. Tiny cute snek.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it will be whatever /b/ decides it will be.
Why is there so much hatred on this website? Its depressing.
>hmm today I will find a job
>gamestop is opening a new joint near me and they're hiring even says "urgent"
>I guess that's not the worst
>go to their site and fill application form
>first and last name, dob, resume
>wut? that's it?
>hit go
>sends me to another page I gotta fill in with more detailed information and a cover letter
>ok that makes sense
>fill it in
>get stuck at cover letter
>use chatgpt to cheat
>it's very obviously written by AI
>attempt to make it more believable
>mentions "my experience in sales"
>shit I got no experience in sales on my resume
>I'll just put some bullshit experience and maybe something else
>start editing my resume adding in all sorts of crap I've never actually done 
>remember I took exactly 1 lecture about data analysis once but can't remember the name of the company
>go rummage through my old emails
>wait, what's this?
>1 new email
>thank you for applying for the sales associate position at gamestop bla bla bla
>no goddamn I thought that would only go through after I finished this shit
>whatever I'll just do the whole thing over but this time put in my "new and improved" resume and if HR actually calls back and starts asking questions I'll just say I uploaded an older draft by accident so I sent it twice
>fill in basic info and upload resume again
>hit go
>"thank you for your interest a confirmation email has been sent to your address go check that shit out for the next step"
>wat.jpg it wasn't like this the first time around
>go check my email
>says click on confirmation link and it will send me to part 2 of the application
>click on it
>error
>doesn't fucking work on any of my snowflake browsers
>send the link to myself through whatsapp web to do it on my phone
>doesn't work on brave browser on my phone either
>I'm losing my patience
>call my mummy asking to bring her phone
>send her the link to her phone
>it works
>"can you fill it in for me"
>"ok"
>fills in my basic info and contacts
>"what should I put in in the cover letter section"
>I don't really wanna deal with it any more "can you just write something generic"
>"ok"
>stares at the screen for a minute
>"I'm just gonna send it like this"
>hits send after just typing "good morning"
now they probably think I have some kind of retardation, I can't even get a minimum wage job for retards
Will Israel assassinate blumpf for stopping their plans for war on Iran?
I don't have to worry about starting a new life. I'm buying some land that's prone to flooding so fuck it I'm gonna at least die trying.
everyone hates me, nobody cares for or understands me, even my closest relatives at best tolerate my existence with a deafening indifference. I've never felt so alone in my entire life. it's just me and myself feeling the crushing weight reality on me, nowhere to run and nobody to call for help. every night I wish for someone to save me but time passes and no one comes. I never thought it would happen to me, I'm utterly fucking defeated, wow. I feel hopeless.
>too lazy to make food
>look at some premade foods in grocery store
>microwave meal that's literally just meat and potatoes
>"seems fine"
>look at ingredients
>7 different kinds of starches and oils not counting all kinds of flavorings and preservatives
IT'S LITERALLY MEAT AND POTATOES
JUST PUT THE MEAT IN
THEN PUT THE POTATOES IN
AND THEN STOP
WHERE ARE ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING THINGS COMING FROM?

You say "money doesn't buy happiness" but I sure as shit would be happier if I could pay some bitch to cook food for me every day instead of dealing with this crap.

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