/b/ - Random

>russian
>ukranian
>kike
>iranian
which one are you?

>>261855
latter.

pretty fucked up that this is a list anyway...

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>>261856
Find a desk and crouch under it. 
100% nuke protection guaranteed!

>>261857

>ok

what next?

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>>261858
Wait for the bombing to be over obviously, and then leave quickly for another land before the military truck comes to draft you into the army in the coming days.

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>>261855
>ZZZChan is the only IB that makes it into Iran
So the ayatollah was the Shantae poster all along?

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>>261861
no, kike. even tupac is closer to ayatolla

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>>261858
>Anon getting bombed by the kikes live on the board.
>Anon hasn't replied in over 15 minutes.
Anon are you there??!! ANON?!! ANOOON!!!!

>>261854 (OP) 
Hope you make it, sand nigger

>>261863
So the cp poster?

>>261858
post live videos of the happening

I wish to hear from OP. I want him to tell me crazy stories from persialand

>>261854 (OP) 
Good luck bro. Sorry you're stuck in the middle of this bullshit.

>>261854 (OP) 
Throw rocks at the Jew-tanks they have baby delicate feelings so it'll hurt them more than your dying. Also draw a plus sign all over that one really pisses them off for some reason. 

RIP

>>261856
Die shia bastard

>>261854 (OP) 
Why are you afraid? Don't you want to fight for allah to defeat the kafir in israel?

What are your thoughts on gfur?

>>261859

What if, hypothetically, I passed out in said position?

Again, hypothetically.

>>261864

I'm alive nigger.

>>261901
 
What if I throw coins at the jew-tanks? I think that would more effective.

Although I'm afraid inflation will fuck the plan over.

>>261942
Lol, railgun.

>>261871
 
>Be a working class man in ancient Persia
>Name "Aarash"
>Big muscles, hard working, Biggest chad ever.
>Get invaded by Turks from the north. call themselves "Turanese"
>Shit gets so bad they start mocking the shrinking borders of Persia.
>Niggers think it's funny idea to let Persians settle the borders by shooting an arrow.
>Further better obviously.
>Chad Aarash steps on top of mount Alborz
>Silence. Not a single word said.
>Draws his bow
>Shoots the arrow putting his life into the shot.
>Lifeless body drops to the grounds.
>7 days pass, the arrow still travelling
>Finally drops to ground at the original border
>Niggers shit themselves
>War over.


>>From now every Persian prays to Aarash in times of hardship.


That's the most legendary tale I can reduce to a reply.

India stands with Israel phul support saar

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>>261856
>the only altchan site I can access
Are you using ECH to get here, fren?

>>261946

got through allchan.

No other form of social media works currently. pretty fucked.

>>261947
You mean that one? https://allchans.org/
Isn't it just the list? Incidentally it also has ECH
I bet this is why it has "access"

>>261948

Pretty sure it comes down to censorship retards manually banning shit and this slipped through

>>261863
>12 twelve, of 7
twelve what?

>>261987
Just one our resident schizos. You'll see him namefag as that from time to time.

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I'll keep you in mind today. Please come back to visit this site too.

>>262008
Bueno, I and my wife are wondering if you are willing to impregnate my wife in front of me with your big white gringo cock. Mocha gracias

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>>261857
Call yourself RAMIREZ! and take out the missiles with a kitchen knife

>>262040
If you're south of border, no can do. I don't want it to turn into a snuff film if the cartel shows up.

>>262041
Just parry the atomic bombs bro

>>262043

need to get timings down right. hopefully I'll find an umbrella.

>>262008

Cheers anon, means a lot.
Liked this little cave. Will sure get a regular visit.

>>262048
Alive still?

>>261854 (OP) 
Uhhh...

...

Is OP dead?

>>262048
>>>/v/ is usually a bit more fun (because games), but if you need to get stuff off your chest, this is the right board.  You can always read /v/'s sleepy station e-zine if you're bored. Or check out the list of freeware games, if it helps. Alternatively you could just bunker up and prepare for an emergency, if there are any good measures in your area. At the very least getting a basic first aid kit and a bottle of water seems like a decent idea if you're properly worried.

Glad you're still alright, anon.

Hope you make it Persianbro
ZOG won't last forever

Many shitskins are using this IB, I always thought zzzchan was majority White. What happened?

>>262815
been trying out some new lures on their hooks lately

>>262815
What happened is that you're on the internet dude. I'm guessing you've never read the Hacker's Manifesto. I'm Iranian too, but I don't live in Iran.

>>262815
What happened is that the racial demographics matched to real life. Do you seriously think 4chan is still a club for white guys with the post quality and grammar they have?

>>262853
There are still things not worth drawing attention to that are naturally repellent towards non-Whites and also go undetected by those kinds of "people."

>>262853
*racial demographics of the real world matched to the internet
>>262857
What is this in response to?

>>262853
Setting aside the fact that many Iranians are in fact white, it was never a "club for white guys," anon. It was always a free-for-all from the start, for people with too much free time on the internet. No one sat there and went "for white people only" when inviting people or demanded some kind of skincolor check, nor did anyone truly give a shit about that. Maybe it'll give you ass-cancer that you had south americans, africans, middle-easterners, south-east asians, islanders, etc. on imageboards from the start, but that is in fact the truth.

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>>262858
>What is this in response to?
I'm just saying.

>>262862
That kind of pic works better on 8chan where they don't animate the thumbnails.

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>>262861
>many Iranians are in fact white
No.
>No one sat there and went "for white people only"
It happened naturally.
>skincolor
Race is not about skin color.
>south americans, africans, middle-easterners, south-east asians, islanders, etc. on imageboards
Probably responsible for 75% of all low effort retard posts and behind a lot of drama.

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>>262861
>many Iranians are white
If you consider Greeks and southern Italians to be white that's sort of true but most Iranians are shitskins not discernible from Arabs and Pakis. The Aryans and "JonTrons" are in the minority in comparison to the vast sea of generic 80-something IQ Muslims, even the ones who are brown yet still distinctly Iranian like pics related can't compete with the latter.
>No one sat there and went "for white people only"
Yeah, anyone from the global south who posted on imageboards before the mid-2010s had the IQ to learn English properly and not be a stupid monkey nigger. But when those people flooded the west or their internet caught up with the first-world they spoke shoddy English or and were standard Filipinos/Mexicans/Turks in intelligence and personality. And so those "people" make low-effort dogshit posts.
>>262862
Someone asked why imageboards became brown, I responded that the same demographic change in real life to America and other white countries reflected onto the internet due to an influx of new users, you responded with something different.

>>262868
>you responded with something different
Yeah, not to say you were deliberately being demoralizing, but that post felt a little demoralizing because it might have implied a pearls before swine situation. It was in response to that, and I wanted to point out that just because the brown hordes may or may not be here it doesn't mean they are capable of the nuanced forms of thinking required to embed themselves in any significant way or contaminate this forum if that was a concern for anyone reading.

>>262868
>most Iranians are shitskins not discernible from Arabs and Pakis.
Ranks right up there with saying "all asians look alike" and "all western europeans look alike," anon.

>Yeah, anyone from the global south who posted on imageboards before the mid-2010s had the IQ to learn English properly and not be a stupid monkey nigger.
Anon, being a shitposting retard was not invented in the mid-2010s and the global south does not in fact have a monopoly on that. Stop deluding yourself.

Also, most of the third world had better internet than the west by the late 2000s, because in USA and Europe they let ISPs skullfuck you with high prices for shit service while in the third world they wanted to catch up with the rest of the world so it was a government project to invest in high-speed internet and make it affordable. Third worlders were fucking confused why you were paying $50(plus modem rental fee plus support fee plus some dodgy regulatory fee)-100/month for 20 megabits when they had 50 megabit for $5 or less total.

>>262870
>Ranks...
I made my case summarily.
>being a shitposting retard was not invented in the mid-2010s and the global south does not in fact have a monopoly on that
They certainly take the mantle but nor am I saying/do I think they exclusively did it.
>third-world internet
But did they browse western forums? Everyone's mother and dog knew what 4chan was before further degeneration developed due to third-world people.

>>262815
Fish enabled ECH at one point fairly recently. Read up about the technology, it's big deal for kekistan brownoids

>>262874
>Read up about the technology
wow kekistanis can dump their shit into the western surveillance network because cloudflare is literally running the entire internet and is therefore unblockable, very cool technology thanks cia, thanks zzzchan.cia.gov admins for putting the site on cloudflare we really needed this

>>262862
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lost

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I didn't keep you in my thoughts that day, I was busy and hapless due to drinking and having a good meal only to remember in spurts of what I promised, please be alive and in one piece, I took an oath I couldn't keep for my own selfish desire to prove to myself I could behold to something of importance please just say something I'm sorry you relied on me and could be dead because of it I'm a worthless liar.

according to tor team meeting https://meetbot.debian.net/tor-meeting/2025/tor-meeting.2025-06-19-16.00.html
iran currently has internet blackout where even residential proxies dont work, how this guy got here? you telling me cloudflare is not banned? banning cloudflare alone is good enough to have image of "internet being down" entirely

>>263874
So, he is Mossad?

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>>263876
Much likely a larping attention whore.