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>>250561 (OP) 
You  don't.

>>250561 (OP) 
50 percent skill issue 50 percent slopware

>>250561 (OP) 
> sudo apt-get alien-arena
< AYYY LMAO! Its a gorillion years old

Other than that you slap on a steam snap pack and leave it all to Gaben's fruit slicer.

>>250568
I like getting it out of the bottles instead of the slicer

>>250569
Sorry, thay need the lemon juice as battery for the server where they put the cloud saves for lunix users.

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>>250561 (OP) 
By realizing that 95% of worthwhile games that exist can be played on emulators.

>>250572
the other 5 percent is  serious sam and thief and deus ex and some visual novels some jrpgs and 2hu if you like shmups ain't it?

>>250576
An a handful other that can be played over proton. The fresh juice for valve employees gonna get piss warm from all the new lunix users.

>>250576
そうかもしれない

>>250579
omaegawd

>>250561 (OP) 
If your game isn't cross platform, it has shitty programming. Until Windows becomes online-only, have an offline box for games that are otherwise good besides having shitty programming.

Nobara just werks™ for me

>>250593
>NoGayFurryFetish

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>>250561 (OP) 
For retards, the easiest options to solve your conundrum are:

#1: Install Steam (it just works, same as Windows)
#2: Install PlayOnLinux (it usually just works for installing whatever you want)

These are the most idiotproof methods to play games on Linux.

>>250596
wut

>>250572
The final redpill

install gentoo

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>>250563
Came to say this, thanks fpbp

>>250564
And you are 50 percent faggot and 50 percent nigger

>>251972
Fortnite isn't your life pablo

Fortnite porn is great

>>250561 (OP) 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1XFHit02E
Nobara with an amd graphics driver is very good

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>>250572
Let me guess, you look like this and games you play are som troonshit 2d slop from 100 years ago

>>250593
Nobody uses nobara anymore, bazzite is the gaymin distro now, this is the trouble with meme distros, they last 2 years at max. Just install Fedora.

>>250597
Playonlinux hasn't been updated in years, either install lutris, bottles, faugus or winegui

>>252261
back2tvchan cuck

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>>252261
>troonshit
>100 years ago

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>>252275
Zoomer sharty noises for super duper nostalgic Nintendo game from the late 80s to early 90s. Concerning this:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You stupid young fag. You helmet wearing retard, you. The 1980s and early 1990s nostalgia waves have been over for at least 8 years. Nobody is making pixelated hipster garbage which graphical design is based on misremembering the Atari 2500  and lack of talent. Since Gaben introduced refunds to Steam, releasing such slop isn't even profitable anymore. Nostalgia wank that has been made to scam calcified motherfuckers has arrived at aping Playstation 1 and N64 since a few years right now. You seem to be more even more eternally in the past than fucking hipsters straight from liberal college campuses. Jesus Christ are you hate filled buffoons stupid.

>>252275
It's called hyperbole, tyrone.

>>252311
Troonshit didn't exist either 100 years ago or 30~40 years ago (the period when the games you're referring to came out). I know you've been surrounded by trannies since birth, but it's actually a pretty recent thing.

>>252275
>>252748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sewally
Take with a very large pinch of salt.

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>>252750
Rare edge cases are irrelevant.

>>252748
You are a cretin.

>>252773
The so called "cretin" is right. There was not much gender monkey stuff in pop culture. Trannies were either a joke or fap material. Trannies are low status male who either work at variety theatres where they were essentially buffoons like any white face at the traditional circus or the streets where they sucked dicks for a few bucks per john.

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The entire thing essentially started to go wrong when institutions like Tavistok decided that chemical castration is wonderful population control measure and a ton of losers 
on the internet fell for it and went on estrogenic supplements or even get their gelding from some hack. Get Obamacare into the mix and every losers or faggot was entitled to
his very own gelding. That made trooning out a lucrative business for incompetent doctors. This also coincided with the moment when faggots have won the struggle for gay marriage. 
Instead of ending the movement the radical assfuckers continued until they arrived at sexually devouring little boys (remember Desmond isnot**amazing?). Now virtually every 
zoomer is gay, the internet is crawling with castrated freaks (Of which 70% got the gelding funded by the taxpayer in America) and sexually frustrated uggos and companies that got
whacked by the Financial Crash of 2008 are trying to get new markets by pandering to sex perverts among other groups. 

This is why faggotry for cucked fujoshi is prevalent in our media. This isn't normal however, because normally nobody besides of perverts cares about trannies. If you are really so 
paranoid about that shit, avoid hentai. Otaku treat sodomy as a normal sujet. Outside of it, gender moneky either simply don't happen or are so esoteric, that you have to have autism
to detect it (or be Jay Dyer). 

Obama begot the tranny circus:
https://archive.is/AC4jN

>>252792
>wasn't real before 2016
Anyone with half of 3 brain cells saw tranny shit in 2014 on the internet
it's been a never ending push towards muh acceptance since then and besides I don't get what the fuck does that have to do with old games
gay cross dressers and vague gender identity in old jap games is about as bland as milk and only troons and troon chasers made it a an  issue because those niggers can't keep their politics out of their translations

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>>252792
>population control
Only nigger-loving christcuck Qboomers keep saying these two words like it's supposed to be some scary evil thing. "Noooo think of the billions of browns and niggers exponentially multiplying every day, oh those evil elites...."
The real problem is White genocide.

>>252801
>real problem
what problem? It fixes itself  buildings will decay and technology will disappear. which will result in a non fucked retarded generation of humans who will learn how to be empathetic towards others while treating subhumans as they should.

>>252806
You're saying that if Whites are genocided, the non-Whites will become "non fucked retarded" and learn to be "empathetic" and they will stop being "subhumans"?

>>252779
Another cretin.

>>252809
Very much this, sister... how can that bigot cretin deny that 80's videogames like Super Mario Bros and Dragon Quest and Legend of Zelda were based and valid trans representation...

>>252810
Frogger is my favorite trans right story
>He consumed plastic and turned into a woman

>>252810
So does everyone on this board have reading comprehension of a negroid?

>>252817
Do you think monkeys who suggest using anki for learning a language unironically read?
Besides that.
>Insulting people for no reasoning other than retard rage

this board is like a barrel of monkeys endless entertainment for free if you're a woman.

>>252819
terrible bait.

>>252821
Another cretin.

>>252822
Made me chuckle, I'll give you that.

<guys guys this board is soooo bad omg its bad bad not good oh man guys its so bad here i come here all the time to whine about how bad it is instead of moving on because i am a retarded faggot guys please stop coming here guys also im gay

>>252826
every single time

>>252826
you forgot the soyjak

Have an IQ greater than 60

>>250561 (OP) 
>>252263
Ah whoops. I'm behind the times. Sorry, Lutris is the current brain-dead solution to making games just work on Linux. Steam also works.

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>>250563
<how do I connect to the Internet without Cia10 upgrading? 
>>250561 (OP) 
sudo apt-get install mednafen-gui or some such plus sudo apt-get install mupen64plus ui or some such. You do have the retro game roms and bios.... right? Also Libretro core ones with their cute frontends that are psp tier such as Lakka or Batocera or Retroarch or whatever, all the same shit with differing frontends that use libretro cores. I would rather use Mednafen and Mupen64 instead though because.....I don't like those frontends and want my computer to look and feel like a computer.... nor do I like duel booting but you can do that too, have Batocera on one partition and Puppy Linux on the other or some such. Idk. I recomment Slackopuppy so as to avoid the systemd jew. 

Then again I'm a user of whomst does not even use Linux and is actually ironically a hack rather than does hacks using say dated Backtrack to rip atms like in Terminator 2 nor uses Kali  of which is it's edgy darknet newer version. Not even once. It failed to crack people's wifi passwords so I gave up on it ages ago :^) the black cars were funny showing up this one time at the wrong house when a guy actually left the thing open like it's the early 2000s lol I had downloaded a car. The guy ended up afraid of yellow shirts as he though people were a 'flag' if the shirt was too bright. Poor fool. That's what you get for being neighborly in such hateful times! You get fucked!

Then again this is all lies and I'm just really bored and not telling the truth. Well, except for the video game part, though I left out the real answer of which is install Wine you dumb n000b. Not that I've ever installed Wine and are etc etc blah blah console games are better because I like my Logitek controller go cry. 

inb4 using thumbs to play pc games

>>253359
>use loonix to escape modern microshaft
>end up installing gayben spyware anyway for proton
all in all I'm just another brick in the wall

>>253510
>spyware
>all it does is check your hardware once in a blue moon
-_-

>>253519
>5 pronouns have been added to your account

>900 social credits has been added to your account by  danald xiping dump

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>>253551
The voice told me that you like pc games and hate using your thumbs to play video games. I have an internal voice as I am not an npc and are thus not neurologically typical. As my dna is already damaged taking psych meds is not a good idea as someone with my mindset overthinks things so as to not make mistakes as such an indivdual likely has in the past. The meds making one into an npc, someone without an internal voice, would require realistically a fix that is not so realistic, of which is to fix the intuition gene that autistic do lack. The reason autism is going up as time goes on is not due to what they say, it was already there, damaged genes, as evolution is as it does such diversity is warranted, but in fact it is because our socirety is too chaotic to navigate in modern times, hence OP's asinine question in the first place when he should know better. Why not tell him to take adhd meds when they exist and the autism pill doesn't?

>>253560
>Why not tell him to take adhd meds when they exist and the autism pill doesn't?
https://nypost.com/2023/02/14/scientists-switch-off-autism-using-3-epilepsy-drug-study/
Because medical trials are fucking gay.
<but trump says that he will eradicate/tariff autism
Yeah, well, my dad works for Trump, and he told me that you're a faggot.
I'll believe it when I see it.

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>>253560
>I have an internal voice as I am not an npc
Wrong. It's NPCs who have an internal monologue and limit their thoughts to ((( language ))). That makes it easy for Jews/elites to control NPCs' minds, if they can control language. Mavericks have free thoughts beyond anything that language can portray.
Also, this is just a little theory that you should take with a grain of salt, but your throat may make minuscule sounds when you subvocalize your thoughts, so, smartphones with their mics may be able to literally read your mind that way.

>>253565
>the news
Is jewish and so is trump. 
>are you autistic? "Good" "news"! You have to buy 3 pills and they will change ur life!
Not just one but THREE! 
>>253586
>facebook frog: apu editioin
And it's AI spam too innit? Gay ass schizophrenia role playing halfcuck user. But anyway, non-npc's start off without a language and think without one but we becoem more intelligent as we learn to think both grammatically and also get better over time with logic in general. An npc never thinks for itself so there  is literally no internal dialog and this meme came from a real documentation that some people do not have an internal dialog. 

https://www.bustle.com/wellness/does-everyone-have-an-internal-monologue
>70 percent

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>>253665
>An npc never thinks for itself so there  is literally no internal dialog
Well, you can see it like the bell curve meme. On the left you have the non-Whites and giga-NPCs who do not have an internal monologue because they do not think, in the middle you have the general NPCs and semi-NPCs (You) who do have an internal monologue to support some basic thoughts, and on the right you have the mavericks and true autists, who do not have an internal monologue, but it's because their thoughts are too complex to convey in language.

>>253680
One of the gayest cope posts I have ever read

>>253680
>I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED I'M NOT DISABLED *sob*

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>>253698
In the autistic's defense they say aphatansia isn't a disability either. They don't care if you're devoid of social intuition if you can do the job and obey laws, and autistics can despite their limited social awareness. 
>>253680
I'd argue but that little girl from Rose Red will take your side and think me to death as she's on such a higher plane of psycholgical existence. That and the Ayy from Farscape will bitch me the fuck out so bad it'll take over9k googelplexes for me to understand how ugly my mother is. Also that one old-guy Cylon from the 2003 reboot will cry tears of rage over having to tell me off in English and I liked that Cylon and felt his edge on such a level that I concur basically.

>>252750
>less than ten years after slavery abolished
>xigress stealing wallets 
>goes to max securrity prison at age 17
>nobody knows when xhe died
And the reason nobody had a funny farm for such people is.....? oh yeah, the chain gang... that prison turned a profit....I hate history...but xhe's  too weak so didn't go and instead was shot dead by some random guy xhe tried to steal from later on after 17....funny to think about. Maybe xhe hung xerself after hitting 'gay death' age. 
>>251979
Isn't watching that gay zoomer dance a bit like fapping to Exorcism videos though? 
>252261
>get thin and join the army so you can buy video games goyim
>I recommend call of jewty
No.

How do you pay taxes on linux?

>>257890
Install gentoo

>>257890
with
librewolf -P taxes-profile
command

>>257890
By yelling at your mom to cancel your meetings

>>257890
By being a grown man and having a piece of paper.

>>250561 (OP) 
That's the fun part you dont

>>253510
No one is forcing you to install Steam, anon. It's just the most braindead "just werks" solution for people who can't be fucked to learn anything or have to interact with any kind of installation process.

Lutris also works fine, but you might actually have to download an installer and maybe even configure something basic, although Lutris's whole thing is that it has installation scripts for an enormous db of games that take care of everything for you. It's just slightly less braindead than Steam.

Then there is setting up shit like WINE (maybe using winetricks) to run shit, which also works just fine (ie. it just runs like it does on Windows) most of the time but can end up making you have to learn how to configure shit. Both Steam and Lutris use WINE under the hood, by the way.