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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>133941
every average monday. classics
>>133952
me before going to search for a job
>>133939 (OP) 
finally, internet can provide a good content. I was waiting for it for 97 years and even more
Lovely to see this project is still going after all this time.
God bless you and your work.
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>>133941
Love the "passionate amateur" feel. Very down-to-earth. And you sure have a sense for comedic timing.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em
>>320257
is it you?
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>>327855
No, it's moo.

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Suck my cock dude
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>>329172
Who's this?
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>>329174
emplemon on his rant channel
>>329174
Some asian mutt or something.
>>327564
Use an invidious instance. It doesn't have a "for you" feed that keeps you stuck in bubbles, nor does it forcefeed you slop of any kind. It forces you to search for the things you want. (though you still need to filter through search results)
You can register an account on an instance if you want a way to keep track of channels and "subscribe" to channels.
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>>329172
The algo throwed me to this green dude too. He doesn't have anything interesting in his channel.
It's all full low effort about niche stuff.

>>329232
>It doesn't have a "for you" feed that keeps you stuck in bubbles
If you disable history you lose the home with infinite content and recommended stuff.
Use a extension / user script to disable related videos and you are good.

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あかあかと
日はつれなくも
秋の風
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>>329259
If you love and defend soyshit, odds are you desire to throat nigger dicks. I know you wish you had an active black father in your life because you are a supreme faggot retard, but I'm neither black nor your deadbeat father (redundant I'm sure).
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>>329261
Nig nig nigger nigger. Nig nig nigger ooo wahhh ooo.
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>>329256
Now I wonder who would claim those guys as their own.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylfings
>>329262
Didn't ask about your family tree.
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>>329264
That was a good one.

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Are you on the rape spectrum?
Which part of it?
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>>329237
Add this image to your post.
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This thread is shit but I must ask: 
In what fucking universe is sex with a hooker less coercive than with a willing partner in a relationship?!
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>>329240
Anon you fuck hookers as a male BECAUSE you can't get in a relationship.
Fucking hookers while married or with a gf means either you're an unfaithful piece of shit, or the girl is cold and refusing to be intimate so the relationship is on a fast track to Splitsville, population: (You).
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>>329260
https://jisho.org/search/素人童貞
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>>329265
Jewcy

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fat woman thread
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This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on coll
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we are all monkeys
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>>314180
Monkeys along an evolutionary path to becoming a civilization monkey
>>313926 (OP) 
>This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well.
Yea, I'm romanian.
>your situation
Yea I don't fucking know man I still don't have an answer. Those retards are too low iq to have a self preservation instinct while the courts and laws are so cucked that if you do fight him you still get in trouble because those retards always rat the others out when they don't succeed.
It has happened to me too however since I formally began the process first nothing will happen to me, however I will still have to pay a fine for the "wasteful process" cause the jew judge doesn't want to charge a gypsy with assault.
>>313950
>he picks on you because he gets away with it.
how tf do you stop him then if the case is as I described above?
>>313926 (OP) 
I'd tell you to practice meditation but it might be a bit too much for you at first. Learn how to skip stones on a good day and practice calmly. Your goal isn't perfection or a score. You're just there to chill and enjoy small things. If you hit a good rhythm of taking it easy and while trying to skip stones, you'll get a pretty good calm state of mind out of it. Hobbies like hiking and woodworking can also help you get a good peace of mind.

Also, learn how to be stoic. It can do you good. Real stoicism isn't about putting on a face, but remaining calm, strong, unfazed and not letting others drag you into their bs.

>>313928
Oh boy, it's violence addict anon trying to normalize violence with "just trust me bro it'll work out" levels of cope for consequences like getting your ass handed to you, getting thrown out of uni, and getting thrown in jail. This is shit advice, pal.
bump

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Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
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>'Brrap!' said my anus loudly, surprising me as well as my father. 
>He put the magazine down and stared into space over my head, smiling wisely as I cleared my throat and flapped the hem of my dressing-gown as unobtrusively as I could.
>I could see his nostrils flex and quiver.
>'Lager and whisky, eh?' he said, nodding to himself and taking up his magazine again. 
>I felt myself blush and I gritted my teeth, glad he had retreated behind the glossy pages. 
>How did he do that?

Top tier dad.
Now something about least favorite books I would rather warn about than recommend. For me, reading Francis Fukuyama and Piers Anthony were the biggest wastes of time and brain cells of my youth, subjectively, when I still had enough brain cells to regret wasting them. I would be far better off staying away from their works, in hindsight. The idiom about metaphorically "nutritionally void" literature comes to mind. The expression loaned from Korean.
>>232457 (OP) 
With everything that has been learned on the chans over the decades, surely there is enough knowledge here to produce a really good reading list/curriculum.
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>>329180
Here specifically? No; maybe in 2021, at a stretch, but not anymore.
Lots of charts for you to look at on 4/lit/ archives though. The libraries on 8chan are all dead though. The less said about Frenschan, the better.
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>>329223
True. That time has past. There used to be incredible book/lit/reading threads. There are a lot of charts, the point I was attempting to make is that there are probably too many of them.

I do miss when we used to have, for lack of a better word, mandatory reading and watching for people. I think those thing actually really helped develop chan culture to something higher than just shit posting.

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>>329196
Typing pattern of the huwait wahmyn detected. Deploying trigger-the-niggerlover-lover protocols.
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>>329205
Far more effective femarxist repellent than low-hanging-fruit, low-iq edgelord gore.
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>>329196
Trolling is a art, and I'm a flamewarlord. Don't not be a stranger, just hit me with ur best shot. My memes are danker than you're is.
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>>329205
>>329208
lol
even if you swap places, the result is the same
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I don't care for NTR by itself, but people who vehemently oppose it turning around and lowering themselves to it is hot to see.

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>pedowheels mentioning pedophile imageboard, color me surprised
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>>329184
>I don't look forward to deleting some autistic pedophile's shit every day.
Have you considered just moving them here, or is that more effort than deleting his posts?
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>>329188
Ban+delete is a lot quicker
you don't ban, pedowheels. you have a rubber hammer that the adults gave you. go clean the cp out of the toilet lol
>>329179
nobody cares, joyeuse. he's right
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>>329175
the pedos don't care that you don't care
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>>329199
>you don't ban
<How Can The Bans Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real
You somehow think that people can't tell that you're evading, not that it matters to you.
>>329200
>the pedos don't care that you don't care
Not really an answer. If you can't post any earlier, then why?

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