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 Dress to impress!


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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>321712
>If anyone has any idea for a short now is your chance.
<"Anons are being attacked by all the jew-controlled forces in the world, then suddenly robowaifus come through and save everyone from them."
The end.
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>>322032
Very well, it shall be done, God willing.
>>321712
I was expecting a Meiling joke
>>322032
Males who couldn't get females buy robowaifus.
Robowaifus are better than human females.
Males who could get human females develop a preference for robowaifus instead (because they are just that much better).
Human females are butthurt (except the lesbians, who are also buying robowaifus of their own).
The government is also butthurt because new babies are not being born.
Government and human females that want human males try to make robowaifus illegal and take them away from their masters.
Masters reprogram robowaifus to help them fight to remain with them, modifying them to become combat capable.
War of the machines turns our to be the Government combat robots vs weaponized robowaifus.
>Kikes make aryan ubermench golem enforcers by IVF.
>You have to be a good goy to be allowed to buy a robowaifu with your CBDG.
<You can't wake up. This isn't a nightmare.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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Not there. Maybe your brain is fried or something.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em

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Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
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I survive off energy drinks and shellfish
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>>316697
I was just sayin' that the ability to expand your larder is a bonus.
I'm not some BIG CHICKEN lobby advocate or anything, but it's true that a lot of foods that people absolutely HATE are due to shitty recipes, and poor handling/cooking of them.

For instance: People who absolutely HATE Brussels sprouts have likely only had the waterlogged, mushy sulfur-bombs; over boiled and out of a frozen vegetables bag.
Panfried in FAT or healthy oils to a crisp from fresh is the ONLY way to go.

Cornish game hens were my go-to for Friday night dinner while camping during festivals.
I'd also suggest, if you ever get the chance, to roast a whole chicken via the French string method over an open fire.
It's hard to explain, but it somehow makes the bird 10X as far as deliciousness.

OP's post is a jab at Elgin glowniggers, a leftover from the killing off of FrensChan and OurChan...
I think it's the insane Bulgarian, Kiril.
He's funny, but definitely not all there.

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>>316871
i like that pic but russula gives you the shits when you eat a lot
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>>316877
Checked and Kek'd
good to know...
I really like a good puffball mushroom, the ones that get volleyball sized, sliced an inch thick and fried in butter and with rosemary, garlic and salt & pepper.
Tastes just like steak.
The pic was very loosely related, but I love Gnomes, so...
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Old one is anchored.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T32-YzciPW8
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=clkRvCKrNqc
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>>327769
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IXgwqhfmg

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Sorry I'm late Guys, the Missus was loading me with a TODO

**BAR'S OPEN!**
Whadd'l'ya'Ave?
Get comfy... Drinks are on the House.
I have IRL shit to do ~AND~ there's a Blackpilled coming up that I'mma run in the background while I serve.

One at a time please,(lel) I can only Shoop shit so fast..

As Always... Water is filtered and Free, Still or Sparkling, and there's no need to TIP either, (I am WELL Compensated, just by the Social interaction..
BTW, that reminds me:
One rule(we can add maor or not L*r):

DRINK everytiem you see or hear the word "SOCIETY"
*(Water is OK)
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Reminds me of a good story when in the mid 90s I went to this rock gig and got drunk on Cuba Libres
and ended up making out with this cute dude in the stalls.
He put a finger up my ass and I was shitfaced I just let him.
Then I sucked his cock and he bought me another drink. 
Good times.
Not that you would know
you're just a little VIRGIN who doesn't get out of his basement.

I think I'll make a new drink for the bar to honor this moment
I'll call it... THE GAY LIBRE to make you mad.
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>>327746
These are very sane and normal reaction gifs coming from someone with a sound mind and good nature.
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And as promised, here's me posting with a tripcode
Now try impersonating me... DUMB homophobes...
The bar's open again to anyone
except homophobes, of course.

Distrust anyone who isn't using a tripcode, it's not me.
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>>327746
To be fair, reddit had /r/watchpeopledie for ages until recent times. 
>>327742
Slaphappy was/is a good porno. RIP Brandon Iron.
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>>327745
I'd not virtue signal being gey...everyone will start asking for you to give em something hard...

I'll have a berry seltzer, naturally.
>>327722
Whats going on here?

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This is the final home training, for everybody. Beginners and advanced.
Start doing this if you don't train yet.
Minimal equipment is needed. No commuting to gym, everything at home in your room.
Set your calendar to remind you about training on Friday.
Build health, strength, esthetics. All little girls will be yours after this.
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good
>>327625
That's okay, pullups exercise the most muscle groups in the body and is why they're so difficult.
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>>327659
But they don't train chest, dips train chest.
I have gout in my ankle, what should I do if I'm having a flare up? Do another set of back and chest exercise? Find a seated cardio routine to do in its place?
Speaking of, should I incorporate cardio to build stamina, or will this do just fine?
Also, how important is good form for a push up? I realized I arch my back whenever I do them, and I think I plant my hands too high up.
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>>327758
>Speaking of, should I incorporate cardio to build stamina, or will this do just fine?
That's up to you.
>Also, how important is good form for a push up?
Fairly important.
>I realized I arch my back whenever I do them
Which is not what you want to do.
>I think I plant my hands too high up
Not super ultra mega important, you just end up training different muscle groups.
If you want a standard of sorts, when the Spanish armed forces have their recruits do pushups, they have them position their hands so that when they're in the downward position of the pushup, their thumbs are touching their nipples.

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>>327557
Prove it.
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>>324505
This fits too
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>I must OBEY MALLEO
<to DESTROY THIS THREAD!
>>327576
As long as you realize I posted whale sounds.
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here's two

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Good day. I am exploring altchans. What is this place like?
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>>327653
You; how can I help?
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>>327668
You are right. I really should make the effort myself. How can you help? Just keep being you, of course.
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>>327677
oh, are you open to suggestions?
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>>327653
In-group preference and a group with a fully developed pre-frontal cortex.

In essence, just don't be a nigger, and have a social group that aren't niggers either.
>>327678
Sure. What do you recommend?

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This site sucks now.
It is the worst posting.
Image board culture just is not comfy anymore. I remember back before Trump in early 2015 or even before Gamergate it was perfect. It was "quiet" but active and the posting wasn't mindless nonsense but it was not Reddit serious discussions either. Now Zoomers are in an eternal competition to prove who is the zoomiest and gayest of all, and that is after a decade of /trannypol/ and /pol/eddit burning everything down. Wretched generation.
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>>327670
Skyscrapers should have active aero
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>>327670
a trompe can become an airlift, moving water up.
>>327676
...a nice pergola does good too.
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>>327670
>Bollards reduce wind speed because the eddies push the wind.
Eddie got his shit pushed in by a Bollard..
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>>327689
I could hardly fit my hummer under there. Lame.
>>327717
You're thinking of Robert Ballard. He sunk the Titanic.

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Apologize
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Stroked my paneenee to all 3
You can boot up any of these babies, put whatever game you found and you will have hours of fun, even a brainrotted kid will learn and understand a game in minutes and have fun.
I swear, went to some random family member home a few years ago and I played Xbox and Wii with people I never seen before, fun times, just as fun as before.
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deleted posts for not being on thread topic... hmmm
Getting too expensive and the sales are low.
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just recalled the black cop's daughter, I should have recognized the danger, she will never apologize I can never undo the rumors. My compliance seems to have cast the die. 
I am still blaming others for my actions, I have not grown up; I have problems with teachers as a general rule, as soon as I know their profession I dislike them, I must be the problem. Statistically unlikely for that many teachers to be such shit people more likely I am.

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