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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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>>321712
>If anyone has any idea for a short now is your chance.
<"Anons are being attacked by all the jew-controlled forces in the world, then suddenly robowaifus come through and save everyone from them."
The end.
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>>322032
Very well, it shall be done, God willing.
>>321712
I was expecting a Meiling joke
>>322032
Males who couldn't get females buy robowaifus.
Robowaifus are better than human females.
Males who could get human females develop a preference for robowaifus instead (because they are just that much better).
Human females are butthurt (except the lesbians, who are also buying robowaifus of their own).
The government is also butthurt because new babies are not being born.
Government and human females that want human males try to make robowaifus illegal and take them away from their masters.
Masters reprogram robowaifus to help them fight to remain with them, modifying them to become combat capable.
War of the machines turns our to be the Government combat robots vs weaponized robowaifus.
>Kikes make aryan ubermench golem enforcers by IVF.
>You have to be a good goy to be allowed to buy a robowaifu with your CBDG.
<You can't wake up. This isn't a nightmare.

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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Not there. Maybe your brain is fried or something.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.
>>320257
anthro.boo 'em

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What altchans do you use?
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>>324383
Reconquista of media is important.
Make uncucked content
Support uncucked content
Never support cucked content
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>>324495
> just African Warlords: White Edition.
My first thought upon reading this was honestly:
>Too LATE we already have PASTOR Buck Naked...kek.
As a riff on the current absurd dependence on Evangelical RAPTURE fantasies and support of their inventors.
Something to lighten the mood? Man cannot live on Blackpills alone.

https://youtu.be/o0x9ymMQUg8
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>>324551
How about an addendum to the blackpill? Polka dot pill, you can interpret which color is dominant?

Years before reading tjis pasta (>>324385 pic4), I was dealing with gangstalking faggots, and I'd noticed that they acted like TV bullies, and must have internalized mass media. The conclusion I came to is that this played into the ((( Globalist Agenda ))) as a personal security measure. 

Imagine a scenario in which you're a member of the Elites or one of their higher-level cohorts: you have to interact with a pleb, and that pleb is hiding something from you. Will they play it off, just not bring the subject up? FUCK no, they'll foreshadow, telegraph, and poker tell CONSTANTLY. If they're trying to con you, they'll act like every con artist they've ever seen in TV/movies.  If they're planning some violence, they have to hood their eyes and act "like that one hitman guy." They dont think you've caught on? They have to leave you a hint in conversation in some weird, unnatural inflection. They are completely unaware that they do this and YOU are insulated from their duplicity because YOU have not internalized dramatization.

If you want to see a pleb, gangstalker, or cop have a melty look them in the eye and tell them they're lying. They fume, visibly shake, and stamner out "you can't just TELL when someones ly
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>>324385
It's quite funny to think how the world would have been without these media, some people I know spend every waking hour if not in school or a job passively consuming some slop. That's why they all act unnatural and mad, because their mind automaton isn't based on the reality, but on some fake reality of the media. If you think about it, most of the late generations spent the golden age of their youth behind some screen, be it TVs or computers, passively consuming slop, instead of experiencing the world and adapting their self to it.

Sometimes I think if I either need to save the world, flee from it, or just accept the ugly truth and live with the modern world. Such a pathetic life we live.
>>322273
I went through all of these and they seemed really soulless and dead. 

Sleepy is like 20th place in terms of popularity, but has way more posts somehow

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>>324065
>What do you regard as "rpg party dynamics"?
He seems to be referring to human contact and normalities such as where to stop for dinner, increased to scale.
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>>324066
My old group of IRL friends had 1 guy who was fake as fuck but managed to get pussy once, so he'd be the bard "official" party leader, and his best friend was super dark triad but managed to be like everyone's best friend, so I guess he'd be some kinda "shadow" party leader warlock?
Then there'd be like 2-3 other goons (2 orc warriors ig, 1 rogue), and me.

But the thing is we were all retarded outcasts so I feel like that doesn't really fit the vision.

Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic) with a bunch of other retards, but facing various weird challenges, danger, and each of us having pretty diverse skillsets?
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>>324033
This reminds me of the old 80's arcade game "Crossbow" by Exidy.>>324073
>Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic)
(2nd Poster ITT)
I think Camping would be a good "Venue".
I think, having lots of experience with this sort of thing, both involved and vicariously, that as long as the group didn't cleave to IB norms, and instead dealt with the real, operative world, they'd do Ok.
Key to this is having leadership that is tolerant to inexperience and  supportive of the group.
Seems like it'd make a decent thread, much like /rp/ on other chans.
ya Gotta have a good MC/GM for those though.
Hell, there's even a DICE ROLL format here.
>Ok, Ranger/Cleric, roll a 1d20 to check for treasure
(##1%20) = 19
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>>324066
Saved to my Gondola folder
that darn No-Face!
Fugggg I can't gib up hope :DDDDD

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May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
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A continuation of the low effort review threads. Come on in and post your review for something you've just watched.

Part 1: https://archive.is/7e5KU
Part 2: https://archive.is/QOdf4
Part 3: https://archive.is/8nsoU
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now its the nigger movie
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>>325204
everyone should...
>>325212
>BluRay™
>...He fell for it...
Just ribbin' ya.
It does make one wonder, what with tfilm, then tape, then disc technology becoming outmoded; Just how much good info and entertainment will have been lost over the next 60 years.
>>325192
>I don't want to celebrate something built by slaves
<still goes to University
<still benefits from rich white industrialist father
<still expects har opinions to be respected as a US citizen
Many such cases.

There's practically zero reason to watch nüMarvel goyslop, Woody-kun. If you like Spodermen you should have stopped at the Sam Raimi trilogy. Point of fact, I think its the last time I remember watching a AAA superhero movie that "gets" the source material and doesn't devolve into postmodern finger wagging faggotry or trying too hard to "reinvent" that source material.
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it was kikeshit. It's blatantly anti-white and i would even say it serves as a call to violence against white people. This is essentially Nigger Fantasy: The Movie
It is a wonder how something this garbage could win 3 oscars. Anything to appease the niggers
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>>325295
The accolades are absolutely, positively political. On Rotten Tomatos BP beats out films like The Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather Trilogy, Citizen Kane, Rashomon, ALL of which are studied in film schools around the world. Then Hollycunts whinge and moan when nobody wants to see their next 90 minute steaming turd in $30 IMAX 8k. It's fucked. 

If you want a movie about a black hero that's worth watching, check out I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

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Did the stereotype of a cute good natured woman who loves you for what you are exist in past or was it always a fantasy?
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>>320213
>A good woman is a joy and a blessing. She makes you love life itself more, not just life with her. A bad woman is a curse
This is WISDOM of the ∴AGES∴

>>325269
Hey man, I'm just throwing out something that people have heard of.
>Definitions and categories
Yeah... I never really thought of myself as a Greek letter, but the Greeks weren't nearly as GAY as the jews would have us believe...
Gorram! So many weird, useless lies.
>INB4 Useless,,, Acktualllly
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>>325274
I hate the use of trendy bullshit categories for shit we already have words for.
The alpha/beta male thing was kind of dumb, but at least I understood why it was being used - to denote the leader-follower or aggressive-passive dichotomy. When it started getting further into the woods with delta,epsilon,gamma,sigma,whateverthefuck -males, I became annoyed with it because we already have words for these phenomena.
<Schizotypal
<Machiavellian
<Narcissistic
<Anti-social
<Autistic
etc. Like why re-invent the wheel?
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>>325278
>I hate the use of trendy bullshit categories for shit we already have words for
Great...I'm with you then.
I pretty much have eschewed much of modern life and current social mores.
I'll leave it at that.
><Schizotypal
><Machiavellian
><Narcissistic
><Anti-social
><Autistic
Agreed... Snapwords which never delve into the actual meaning of the thing.
Narcissists are REAL, but they've also become a pop-psych catch-all; for example.
You left out "DARK TRIAD", lel!
I'll bet only a few on these boards even know what a schizo-typal personality really is...
Ironic
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Just HIDE the B0t...
>>325278
>Anti-social
It's often being confused with asocial. Antisocial means a rebel, not  a loner.

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How do normalfags cope with the reality that their girlfriends have had other men's penises inside of her? Do they just have to accept the cuck mindset of pretending not to care?
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>>325159
Want*
>>324916 (OP) 
that's not a thing you need to worry about, 'wheels
>>324916 (OP) 
The female orgasm isn't real anyway so it objectively does not matter how blown out your gender bending tomboy is. If it's actually pretty that's all they care about and are trying to please themselves instead. Adding  to this that the average age to lose the v-card is in HS your insinuation that men want virgins is seen as pedophilic an opinion. 

Anyway, the real answer is that she lies and says he's the best she's ever had whilst draining his balls and also wallet when in reality her father or brother  is likely the one that was the best she ever had, even the family dog, for having been the first before she was a wizard sleeve. Or Chad meme goes here alternatively, but she marries Brad, the loser she settled for, of whomst is in no way the best nor has ever been any girl's best.
Anybody who puts stock into le gender wars is genuinely stupid.
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I want all of their penises inside of me

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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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I like 2hus.
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futures
made of
virtual insanity
now always
seem to
be governed by this love we have
for these useless
twisting
of our new technology
oh now there is no sound
for we all live underground
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I like 2hus.

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夏草や
兵どもが
夢の跡
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>>325272
BASED and cowboy-pilled
Breaking down Meat animals is a skill everyone should have if they eat meat and aren't some Raw Vegan FAGGOT or somesuch...
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>>325232
Seems Axiomatic.
...or is it Tautological?
i know what you mean anyway, and YES
>>325275
>kill land animal in your preferred way
>cast fire
>eat it's corpse after it cools down
>avoid entrails and fur
Not very hard to figure out tbh.
>marine life
>don't even need to cook it
>avoid scales and spiney thingies and also entrails 
>don't even need to cast fire.
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>>325280
>>avoid entrails and fur
What? NOOOooo!
Give me (you)rs then.. i got some shit I need to MAKE.
>fishpilled
I have played a drum made o f fish skin before...You had to keep it wet.
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