/b/ - Random

Are you a girl?

Does anyone here take good care of their boogerballs as well? 
It's kind of embarrasing but I like to take care of mine. I make sure they're clean, my ballhair cut and massage them once in a while. I usually like to be ball-protectorless so I make sure I wash them while in the shower until they're shiny and soft. I also use my boogerballs for day to day tasks like drinking juice, eat and reaching for objects. it's not a fetish or anything like that. It's just helpful to be able to use my feet like that.

holy shit u guys are unfunny

No, my feet are calloused as fuck from walking around barefoot outside and on sharp rocks.

>implying your feet are versatile like those no hand cripples forced to use their legs for everything they do
It's not nice lying about something you can't do dude.

THE KRABBY PATTY

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Go back to Krauthahn

>>58192 (OP) 
No. Jewtube stopped more than 10 years ago showing interesting shit or I'd know such a thing.

I think it's sandstorm by darude

I like these musical quizzes. I think the answer is Pillar Men theme from the Japanian cartoon, JoJo.

>>58133
It's not bait retard and it's original name was coolface.

wait, is "oldfag" wordfiltered?

>>58199
search up "insta *word that is filtered*" on archive.org and download
thank me later

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Technically, I can upload images from other threads so as to compile them all together.

>>58199
No.
>>58200
I don't understand.

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>>58144 (OP) 
>cuckchan images

>>58144 (OP) 
No, and there will never be a good MMO again thanks to WoW. I would fuck Chromie raw however.

>>58172
Shut up, herdnigger.

>>58151
It's good, it doesn't appeal to ADHD weabs though.

>>58172
>being such a newfag you don't remember when 8ch had that filename format
Neck yourself.

>>56686
I believe I still have value, despite my flaws. You should too.

>>56373 (OP) 
I'm a schizo NEET with adhd but I'm a dude. If you're down to chat drop your discord

>>58191
>low inhib enough to use discord
FUCKING NORMALFAG

>>58193
I only use discord for one person literally one other mentally ill neet i met from wizardchan

>>56373 (OP) 
i directed a femanon to webring a while back. suggested she check out kind and smug. she's a neet weeb that mainly sticks to a few of the 4cuck general threads that aren't complete shit at this point. doesn't purposely attention whore. has no public social media because schizo loner. they do exist, but they are rare.
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>>56381
>crystal cafe
also some congregate at lolcow.farm, /cow/ for femcel gossips, but that's a fucked up bunch there. i wonder whatever happened to that asherah's garden ib? it used to get raided from time to time by various /b/tards who would try and bait and mess with the femanons that posted there. can remember some funny threads where we'd share screenshots of getting banhammer and regret not archiving them.

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>>58178
It's not technically a call center, but it has basically wound up being a call center for big brain problems that require months, if not years of specialized training. Except I'm getting paid pennies for it, so I might as well get paid nickles to do something I don't hate.
>>58179
>mfw

>>58182
how much do you have in savings? don't you have dreams? start your own business our of your bedroom if you have to, you don't have anything else tying you down besides a dogshit job, so just go for it.

>>58184
I actually just blew a bunch of my savings on buying the condo I live in, but I've still got a few thousand left. My dream is to limit my expenses as much as possible so I don't have to stress my nuts off every day trying to make ends meet, and then just doing whatever the fuck I want. Obviously, money has to keep flowing in, but I have a pathological hatred for authority that means I don't do well in corpo-nigger environments where some pencil-necked asshole tells me I'm not working hard enough and I should start putting in overtime.

>>58178
I've worked at multiple call centers for the past 5 years. Tell me about it.

>>58196
It just gets worse as you get promoted, doesn't it?

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>>51248
This is what we call basedime.

>>58163
back to 4cuck newfag

>>58165
her boobies aren't actually that big

>>58185
if you knocked her up they probably would be

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>>58115
Maybe for the same reason there is a warning sign for deers?

>>58093
>like pets that are more troublesome than dogs

>>58115
Bunnies in the British Isles can be as dogs or deer.

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>>57777
兎 = うさぎ
usagi usagi usagi
???????

>>58161 (OP) 
You get a job that lets you work from home. There's never been a better time for it and you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're able to stay near your work machine. I've been working =< 3 hours a day on average since covid scared everyone and noone would ever know or care because I get shit done to standard and on time. The trick is managing people's expectations, you wont get paid more for delivering ahead of time so as long as you keep to deadlines you can take all the time they give you. Now, if this is your first dev job you'll be better off dealing with it for a bit longer so you have a chunk of time to put on your resume and get out. The first job is usually crap and the hardest to get but if you aren't shit you should be able to get something better with higher pay.

Protip, get a mouse that you can program macros for to jiggle the arrow keys. Even if the machine they provide has the shut off timer hard set it'll look like youre doing shit.

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I've never been able to program for shit, I've bullshitted my way through Javascript, Visual Basic, and Java classes and learned nothing. Working on Haxe for a game I'm making but it's Greek to me. I can understand how to do something with a program (getting from point A to B and all the steps involved), it's the syntax and learning what each part does that makes me give up.
As for being bored at work, there's really nothing you can do. Get some sunglasses that filter out the shitty lighting, not sure if they exist for that purpose but hipsters are finding ways to make everything now so surely there's something like it. Find a hobby to do during downtime that at a glance looks like actual work (learning another programming language, reading API docs or textbooks from libgen is a good place to start). Find what you really want to do with your life before it's too late.

>>58103
That is the literal most competed for job in the USA as half literally of all people that got their first job got it at mcdonalds.

>>58141
Literally all you need is a college degree for these positions. Especially if it's in STEM. McDicks prefers to hire high IQ candidates over retarded teenagers who always get the orders wrong.

>>58143
Your sarcasm isn't even sarcasm.

Learn blender. Go look up blender on youtube (their official channel)
Go to their playlist section and pick: 
Blender Fundamentals 2.8

Donate plasma nigger, they love first timers. Within a week you can have $500 then never come back.