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>>228198 (OP) 
>WHERE ARE ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING THINGS COMING FROM?
bulking agents to buff up the size, artificial flavoring so it doesn't taste like cardboard and nobody buys it (using real spices = more expensive), and preservatives so it can be shelved for a long time.

>>228205
How do you even make meat and potatoes taste like cardboard?

>>228222
by using the cheapest possible cuts which don't taste great for starters and won't taste any better after being stored for a long time. potatos don't taste great on their own either, it's all in the seasonings, which they don't use because seasonings are more expensive than artificial flavorings.

>>228198 (OP) 
I bet you are fat.

>>228198 (OP) 
>too lazy to throw a potato in the oven and poke it with a fork
>too lazy to spend 5 minutes searing a steak
guess youre gonna starve op.
I kinda think zogbot MREs have better ingredients in them than those frozen dinners at the store

Just make some eggs

>>228235
What kind of potatoes have no taste? We used to snack on raw potatoes as kids because they were kinda good.

>>228244
>too lazy to throw a potato in the oven and poke it with a fork
there are even those microwaves with a "potato button" for that

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>>228244
Cooking 3 times every single day gets old after doing it for 20 years.

>>228246
>too lazy to cook
<just cook bro
You're below the required IQ to ride in this thread. Also I get stomachache from eggs.

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>>228269
Me and my tomboy childhood friend gf duh, what else

>>228198 (OP) 
Yeah, shit sucks. I had to basically cut all preserved food out of my life because they were full of shit that wrecked hell on my digestive health.

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>>228198 (OP) 
uWu?

>>228271
Then do it just once and have a feast everyday

>>228271
Just cook more than one meal at once. You can stick 8 chicken breasts in the oven on a baking sheet all at once and you're good on meat for days. Or make a big pot of stew then save the leftovers for later.

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>>228244
How long do you leave the potato in the oven for and at what temperature? What kind of cut should be used for pan frying and how would you know when it’s fully cooked?

>>228314
You're a retard faggot loser and basically everything is your fault because you weren't born with this information in your brain.

>>228198 (OP) 
what is that ,an image of how your brain feels on schizophrenia?

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>>228280
uGu

>IT'S LITERALLY MEAT
Well theres your problem right there, what do you think "meat" really is?
Also a microwave oven doesnt produce real heat it only resonates the water molecules, at this point you might well just eat soylent or whatever it is that vaccineted people live off.
>You say "money doesn't buy happiness" but I sure as shit would be happier if I could pay some bitch to cook food for me every day instead of dealing with this crap.
I say you could just grow your own potatoes and cook them instead of wasting time bitching about buying a bitch.

Even more what the hell is wrong with you buying prepacked meat and potatoes, you could have just bought potatoes and meat and just shove it ina microwave.

Fucking filthy retarded first worlders, too lazy/stupid/arrogant to pick and cook their own food and then they bitch when the fixed food they buy has too much stuff in it.
Even niggers can procure and cook their own food, are you dumber than a nigger?

>>228314
Dice them up, grease a baking pan with olive oil or butter, put em in pan, bake 350 degree F for 1 hour, flip them halfway thru. Can do this with sweet potatoes too. Finish them with cheese for the last 10 minutes if you like. I like to do this and season with rosemary. You can do sliced sandwich meat on top too. Put that on for the last 15 minutes if you do it

>>228333
>too lazy to cook
<dude just start farming your own potatoes
We're reaching a level of "you don't understand" that I didn't understand to be possible.

Cover yourself in oil…

>>228271
>>228298
Even better if you get a slow cooker. You can go fuck off and be a fat faggot, come back in the afternoon/evening, and your dinner is cooked. It's like a portable woman minus the vagina

>>234717
>minus the vagina
You can duct tape an onahole on the side of it.

>>234724
Then slow cook the onahole

>>228333
>what do you think "meat" really is?
flesh of an animal. human food.
If you get good quality meat you can eat it raw. drink blood and eat the organs from healthy animals.

>>228273
Eggs take like 10 minutes, faggot

>>234748
And you need to spend time setting up timers and water in the pot and deal with the boiling water and clean the pot and spend 10 minutes peeling the eggs and take out a plate for the egg and clean that plate afterwards. Cooking it in a pan is even worse. All these little things add up to an "I can't bother with all this shit 4 times every day for 365 days a year", meanwhile microwave food you just throw it into the microwave and the packaging into the trash on your way out.

>>235358
And carcinogens into your bloodstream. Microwave convenience FTW!!!!

Edit: Thank you for the 1-month ZZZddit Gold, kind gentlexir!

>>228198 (OP) 
Im soon moving out of my parents place. I really really dont want to cook....

>>228198 (OP) 
Well thats what you get for buying premade shit. Its made for the absolute bottom of the barrel consumer. I dont like doing dishes or cooking but i sure as hell prefer my shitty cooking over shitty microwaved dishes

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Had the same experience. For a few months I tried finding premade food because why should I spend time cooking when I could use economies of scale. Found out most of them have trans fats (which is illegal to do intentionally because they're so unhealthy, but they're created in the make-it-microwavable process). Companies are allowed to round down the amount of trans fats from 0.5 to 0, so that's why you sometimes see 7 servings in a 800 calorie meal. Every brand in my store had at least one product with trans fats, so I don't trust them.

I measured for a while and got that I save like $30/hour when I cook myself instead of going to restaurants. Some easy recipies are scrambled eggs, stir fried kale, rice, and beans.

Unironically I drink soylent now.I know you guys meme on it but it's probably healthier than any other food that takes similar time to prepare.

>>228275
>tfw no qt14 tomboy gf to eat raw potatoes with

>mfw im bri'ish so my appetite is literally for baked beans and toast and marmite
easiest thing to cook in the world
common OG anglo W

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>>235472
>but thats bland and tastes le bad
not to me it doesnt

>>235461
>Unironically I drink soylent now.
Is it cheaper than Huel?

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>>228198 (OP) 
I like eating these. They taste decent and they're also pretty filling.

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>>235473
How do bongs manage to not die of constipation

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I like the idea of cultivating your own produce, hunting your own meat, and cooking it for yourself, but I can't even bother going to a grocery store let alone do all that so I end up just eating fast food everyday.

>>228271
I cook once or twice a day for my wife and 3 children. Not even everyday. I just cook plenty at once. I do it because I enjoy it and it takes 30 minutes of work at the most. I just got a deep fryer. I filled it up with tallow and now I barely have to do anything if I want to fry something.

>>235358
Now this is autism.

wat is a
brit
bong
do only low class wiggers use this term?
please answer with a table of different countries consisting of at least:
-americans
-brits
-the rest of western europe