/b/ - Random

that's only for women and gays.

Thanks for stating the obvious, anon.

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Where is my wolf girl girlfriend?

>>254660
In the future, after you climb the mountain of starting a lab and making her

>>254660
I want to eat her.
>>254662
There's no point because I'm just going to eat her.

>>254664
She only mates with humans

>>254667
I don't want to mare with her though I just I want to eat her.

>>254660
I've never understood the appeal of the animal/furry thing.

>>254670
It really depends either you are a disney fag or you like the idea because it's a loyal woman with extra kinks.

>>254670
For /monster/ fags it's often said thus: "the monster here is only outside, instead of the other way".

>>254664
>30+ years of finding methods of growing tissue into a cat girl, or elf or whatever
>growing in a test tube
>not going to be lonely anymore and going to be rich
>some asshole breaks into my lab, eats her, and destroys all data so I can't do it again
I would kill you via steaming

>>254707
I was hungry.

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>>254711
it would be the prefect temp to make it last as long as possible

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>>254728
Hello toby fox

>>254714
I was really hungry.

>>254714
This happened to me once except that I didn't hit anything. The inertia prevented me from taking my foot off the accelerator. Never reverse fast while turning.

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>>254733
I feel personally attacked.

>>254733
Any snoring means you got problems
>>254731
I really hope it was worth the worst pain possible

>>254739
Isn't snoring heritable?

>>254741
Yes
Could be nothing too, but it is always better to not

>>254739
At least I won't be hungry.

never change /b/, never change

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>>254733
>>254728
Shit like this shows that 4cuck failed to transfer its graphical skills to newfags. Protipp: the name of the font used all those memes is Impact Condensed.

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While removing retarded grammatical errors, I came to the realization that I should be so fair and tell you about the stroke effect. Its super simple actually. All you need for a convincing one  are selection and fill. GIMP has other methods for adding borders to text, but most don't look like the actual stroke effect and the ones that do don't look that good.

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>>254799
Which made the text bigger. Its also does not resemble the original effect at all. The method is pretty effective and well suited for any project that doesn't involve cranking out image macros.

the youth in my cunt sniffs glue

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>>254802
It works fine to me.

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>>254804
Now I see where it went wrong. You don't the position to stroke the text, you use the growth radius for that.

Whenever I want to archive the webpage or bulk download all media from a thread, most of the time I managed to download it. But a big minority of the time, in-between me wanting to download it to me actually trying to download it, it got pushed into deletion because a new thread arrives. Is anyone here a psych?

>>254789
dude who cares it's still funny without the epin official meme font (tm)

>>254825
>t. techlet who can't install fonts

>>254826
impact comes standard with windows, installing requires double clicking on it. get off your high horse you're not better than anyone, just a narcissist.

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Here are two funny ones.

>>254829
Who hurt you?

>>254833
have you tried not typing like a woman or cuck channer? maybe then you'll get some sympathy.

>>254833
thanks for conceding, I knew you didn't have it in you.

>>254825
> Hi. I am a fucking dickhead and I project my carelessness on other people. What's that? A time tested solution which name was arcane knowledge, because the goofs who originally created them fucked off from the hell hole it was most used on fucked off from there a long time ago? pffff Who the hell needs that?

And this is how the internet ended up with obvious zoomer dilettantism like in 254832

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>>254651 (OP) 
Yiff in hell furfags etc.

>>254651 (OP)  
>42 replies
Gas all 12 year olds from this site.

>>254857
There is no hell.

>>254859
You first. Please stream your shotgun mouth wash.

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>>254863
We live in hell

>>254866
No we don't.

>>254859
It's 47 now

>>254866
Also why is the SS symbol in that image censored?

Wait no it would be a wreath not an SS symbol.

>>254825
It's fart humor and not funny. Courage wolf and instanity wolf and fowl advice frog and courage dog and shit were funny. Only insanity would and courage wolf being popular combined with this military esque 'two wolves' motivational poster tier garbage thing somebody did and combined it with fart humor is just plain cancerous and also as previously stated fart humor and not funny. You are telling the same fart humor joke over and over. At least with insanity wolf and courage wolf  it was like chuck norris jokes. 

>>254870
And the captcha is on,  thank Hades. We need harder captcha. Me the grid 32 times bigger plz

> sperging out at a shitpost on the shitpost board
< being nostalgic for cancerous plebbit advice animals 

Thank God OP didn't us an image macro for this one.

>>254871
I have no idea I just grabbed the image from google and didn't notice that. Pretty messed up to censor it like that

>go click refresh on make new thread to save 32 images of chess captcha to make funni image
>it says plz try again later
gay

>>254843
>hi I make up arguments in my mind and I always win them
there are two wolves inside you, one is retarded, the other one is retarded

>>254883
I never thought about doing that, having a captcha collection. Now's a good time start.

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>>254886
I used to do it with legacy captcha. One time I got a cross here. It crapped out at 20 times refresh for the record and I've been autistically making grids since that last post. 

Sometimes the legacy captcha would say things that were kinda funny or relevant like an insult but spelled wrong. Not looking for them  for no reason though in my drives. 

Srsly tho it's too easy when smoll. Why isn't it even on? Did I make the software mad? I wasn't trying to see how many there are and make a bot. They are randomly produced, right?

>>254878
>not being nostalgic for golden era memes
I bet you use facebook frog to this day.

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>>254896
Math sez: 12 fields power 14 figures. Your bot will calculate forever until it has all the possible combinations of chess pieces, card suits or shapes. Don't take it from me. Ask a real mathematician who is not too retarded to understands combinatorics enough to exclude repetitions and captchas that are too simple for from the picture.  

>>254903
Nigger, the golden era of 4cuck memes was when these guy where the fucking shit and half the /b/tards on earth where smart enough to operate graphic software. The advice animal era was the ass end of that era when even dumber monkeys made image macros on shit like imgflip.

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Retarded grammar mistakes aside (its "...guys were the fucking shit"), when advice animals got around, /b/ had already declined to such lows that people started to import memes from Krautchan of all places. This is where 4cuck got that feel from. It mutated into multiple jaks, because it is piss easy to edit. Some /pol/tard even used it to make a mid cartoon out of it that only got celebrated, because internet animation was fucking dead for like 4 years when that horseshit came out. It's hard to believe that the times when this could be used by half of 4cuck were over 10 years ago.

>>254907
The only reason so many were into graphic design back then is that the job still had openings. The same gen x that found Beavis and Butt-head funny are the ones that were editing those images.

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>>254907
>second pic
I recognize that mug.

>>254906
The input field has 2^16 = 65536 possible combinations. Detecting the actual piece is optional for success. Bishop, queen, and king often look fucked, but you don't need to discern which it is to handle that edge case. Extracting the geometry of the warped board should not be that hard. It's a four by four matrix, you just need to pick the nearest pieces and remove anything on the border that is not a piece. (It's just black boxes, so not that hard.) Then just use the percentage of black/white pixels for each piece as a heuristic. Then toggle and brute force the most likely options. 

This is what I have to do anyway as a human, and with multiple tries I just cycle through three or four until I have one I'm confident I can solve. The only reason this hasn't been broken yet is because nobody gives enough a shit.

>>254944
I haven't considered the possible actual solutions, because the guy was asking for the number of possible images. This is exactly what seems to be what he was going for.

>>254944
I did not know there was people who were even smart enough to do math to be on this board.
>too retarded to even understand a single bit

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Thanks for getting me to look this up.

There must be a blog about botched taxidermies that make the preserved animals look retarded. If not, we need to have a booru about that.

>>255149
This is actually just what animals look like normally. We just don't see them up-close and sitting still, normally.

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>This is actually just what animals look like normally.
>t.

>>255159
> This is actually just what animals look like normally.
t.hack taxidermist who only gets hired by rednecks to preserve roadkill.

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there are 2 wolves inside me, one is hungry, the other one is hungy, I am hungary

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>>254906
Those memes were never good

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>>255178
>these zoomers think that animals look beautiful before being photoshopped 
>thinking you know what animals look like when you never leave your house to see them in real actual life
Not like animals have arranged marriages. They are inbred and thus dumb and also ugly. 
>>257139
An example of a shop'd wolf. As if a wolf would look like yellow dog meme to this degree. Doge looked funny irl because it was NOT shop'd.

There two wolves.
Help.

>>257309
You need to tell us the the characteristic of the first one and then the other's for us to assess the situation and advise you.

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>>257311
Nice dubs and I laughed.

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>>257311

-p hhh

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>>257311
>>257309
<This wolf has a diminished amygdala! Say moshi moshi to make it confused!
<This puzzling wolf has... less spacial awareness than other wolves...! Run in zigzags to avoid!
<This wolf is gay! Do not avoid!
<This wolf is a cat, use cucumber or similar snake-esque object to counter!

>>262985
There are two wolves inside you
You're a white woman, and you are making that face because they're inside you

>>263033
Not even wolves want to fuck white women.

>>263063
ywn be white, nigger

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>when the shepherd lets the wolves write the bible

deranged pablo thinks hes white

>>263063
Explains all of the peanut butter

>>254651 (OP) 
It's a woof life