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I know you fucked up big some time. Share it in this thread just so we can laugh partake in your misery. Here, have something that happened to me:
>late in the morning
>got to the fridge to prepare my breakfast
>among other things, some truffle-flavored mousse cup I bought from the supermarket
>I inadvertedly smack the cup silly and it goes flying off the fridge, the glass shattered into pieces
>upon further inspection, only the bottom snapped, and the content was solid enough to not spill on the floor
<it would be a shame if this went to waste
>instead of removing the label from the other side, I decide to eat it from the cracked bottom
>the mousse bears some glass from the impact plus some more from the grinding of my spoon against  the cup's wall
>I realise this, thus I try to spit some of the glass, yet not all of it
>I'm literally eating shattered glass
>tfw it reaches my stomach
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>>2272
It is, because they don't give off actually having autism, it's all "tee hee look at me i'm a cute gorl with autism am i am soo quirky"
t.autist
>>2291
Just what a pics of her ass and  whole body maybe with her face. But i'm not going to dox you by having a pics of your former psychologist.
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>>2310
>>2292
>being this insistent over pics of an e-slut
I spent 10 minutes on gimp just because I know this is a nice board. I deleted the exif data as it was labelled on the gimp window, is it enough?
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>>2336
I'm outside her home RIGHT NOW ANON thanks for the leads
>>2336
that was your fucking shrink? damn that looks extremely penisable
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>>2336
thx, a non gimp edit crop pic of her ass?

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GOD IT'S 2 AM AND MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING PARAKEET IS GOING FWEE FWEE FWEEWEWEEE AND DOO DOO AND I WAN TTO FUCKING KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>176
Why am I laughing?
>>2276
The internet was made for anime
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>>2282
This
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>>190
NBIPNOGNN OONIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUGGGUUU~
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>>2289
nyan~ neko sugar girls is unironically good

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/b/ is the TOP BOARD of Sleepychan!
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>>439
>spoilers changed AGAIN
Sturgeon holy fuck
>>406
9chan
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>>2275
>He actually went to Jewsh's site
Wew.
>>406
I came from Reddit, mind if I tell them about this place?
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>>2279
honeypot

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How do I get an orc gf /b/
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get a tall fit gf and paint her green and put pointy ears on her. 
t.autist
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I could tell you, but I won't
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>>2246 (OP) 
Get hit by truck-kun and pray. if not that then make her.
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>>2252
>Footfaggotry
>>2248
I'd be a great goblin femboy anon, trust me.

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Блять
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Чёрт
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чертовски дно
>>2199 (OP) 
As an American, i can never tell if east Europe is cozy or not. There is something cold about the brutalistic architecture; but at the same time there is a sort of warmth in the honesty of it. Like it tells you of your lot in life rather than hiding such facts behind frivolous distractions.
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>>2243
It's a shithole, but it's still a homogeneous society, something that Americans can never understand because since birth they are told society is multicultural. The warmth you feel when you look at these shitholish photographs is your inner self recognising that despite these places being brutal communist hellholes, the people there are homogeneous and therefore they live together united through the daily struggle. In these cold, grey, ugly commieblocs there are families that warm their apartments with sheer love. The world outside is hell, but the house it's warm.

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hello its me mr fbi when should we nuke this far right extremist website?
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>>2146
IT'S NOT REAL I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2146
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>>2146
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>>2146
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qtqtqtqtqtqt
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>>1488
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needs more cute pics
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Was gonna post this on /v/ but I suppose I could post here instead.
What are some things you are surprised are still alive? Pic unrelated, I'm just surprised that this still works.
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>>2068
EXTREME dog.
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>What are some things you are surprised are still alive?
Not even joking. I don't know how the boorus, doujin sites, paheal, etc haven't done it in.
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>>2102
>boorus, doujin sites, paheal
Oh, I thought you were talking about the time travel sequels coming out where she most likely lives.
>>2102
Why would they disappear?
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>>2169
How many people would browse them over almost any other option at this point? I remember when they used to watermark whatever they hosted, sometimes even multiple times on the same image.

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FATTIES BTFO --based japan
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>>2158
NTR'd to death.
>based
Go back to cuckchan
No wonder the Japs are still so tiny. Eat big to get big. You can always fix your weight, but never your height.
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>>2175
I thought that it was the growth hormones in food that was making everybody tall.
>>2156 (OP) 
>Firefox screenshot filename
>Using Firefox
>based
>smooth fonts
Go back to cuckchan and stay there

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Shh! Keep it down, the girl is sleeping!
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>>2085
How is that any different from you anime girls and VAs?
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>>2088
Ones are are literaly the same person. Ones are just actors, the character you see and hear are diffrent from the one who says it's lines.
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>>2090
>the character you see and hear are diffrent from the one who says it's lines
I don't think Gawr Gura is literally a shark from Atlantis in real life.
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>>2120
Well it's more of a "cosplay" but she has the same personality.

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