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Shonen won.
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>Japanese dub
>dub
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>>332891 (OP) 
't ever be a form or legitimate storytelling media to anyone over the age of 15.
Loli Chi-Chi is pretty hot.
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Shonen ai won.

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How long do you think we have until countries en mass recognize that internet sovereignty is vital to national security and set up government backed firewalls à la China?
And how long until governments start noticing the importance of a national essential web services, like data banks, payment processors, streaming and videosharing, cloud systems, etc, in order to keep their citizens free from odious foreign impositions for making a living?
I feel we are going that way eventually, for me the timeline is the few decades after the next big crash in the US that forces decentralization. Earlier even if a wave of socialism acquires power afterward and start nationalizing big tech's infrastructure.
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>>332537
Id enjoy feeding them alive to things.
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>>332543
Or using their biology for experimentation, don't know how the compatible the data will be though
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Never happened
China isn't even that strict anymore. Iran and Russia have surpassed national firewall levels. China's internet now feels liberal
dad, don't miss church today
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I'm far right, but most of the political commentators I listen to are far left. I much prefer listening to them because they always talk as if internet schizos are this overwhelming well-coordinated enemy and the 4th Reich is just around the corner and I find that very comforting.
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>>333296
Let me ask you a rhetorical question: would you kill someone in cold blood?
If the answer is yes, let me tell you: They know that, and that's why they don't fuck with you.
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I listen to nether cause both sides are insufferable and I'm tired of the never ending culture war shenanigans.
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>>333299
Cool, now start doing something.
>>333297
Aww, thanks.
>>333284
You're basically fucked if you get rejected by a woman. Anyone below 25 can cause you to get arrested for various reasons (no pedo):
>Pigs think anyone under 38 is 12
>You are in a "privileged" position which raises the age of consent by 5 or even 10 years depending on the state
>You display affection to her which is recorded like everything these days, and she appears as a minor, which is all that's required for something to be classified as CP in many places
>You give her a drink but the drinking age is raised for "vulnerable" young women

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>most Republican state
>most libertarian economy
result: Jeet replacement
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>>333038
The spirit of the natives has cursed the white man to a decade of "do nothing, lose" humiliation.
>>333026
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>>332977 (OP) 
Austin, Texas is the Portland, Oregon of Texas, mate. In fact, Austin, Texas was the OG that Portland, Oregon took its cues from on how to be a degenerate den of insufferable hipsters.
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>>333041
>a looksmaxxed jeet is spiritually a failed troon. 
fuck, anon caught me off guard
>>333026
>He doesn't know... The poor lad.

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What cartoons did you usually watch on TV? I feel nostalgic watching cartoon network 90s shows
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Before my family bought pay tv in 2014 I watched the regular Brazilian tv, I don’t watched much cartoons because the main cartoons were shown in the morning and I spend all morning studying and I only had 3 hours at home to watch, because I have to study in afternoon too.
I watched X-Man Evolution, Super Shock and in the end off my free time I watched the Backyardigans, in the weekend I watched in the Saturday morning old Looney Tunes episodes and Hanna Barbera cartoons like Wacky Races and when is more close to 09 am they showed current episodes of Cartoon Network cartoons like Mutant Rex and Ben 10 Alien Supremacy, in the Sunday morning I watched christian cartoons.

When I finally got the pay tv my favorite shows were MAD, Adventure Time and Gumball, I also watched the fist Dragon Ball on Tooncast.

I used to watch adult cartoons too, like Simpsons and when I got pay tv I watched South Park
>>331390
Holy shit, I remember that cartoon
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>>333258
Season 1 is available on youtube. Season 2, not so much.
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You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
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this is a good thread
i don't have any funny quotes to contribute, so i will leave this mysterious joker image i found yesterday
don't ask me what it means, i have no idea
>>328834 (OP) 
>You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor
This alone was enough to make me laugh
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>>328834 (OP) 
quality post
>>333188
I actually lol'd at
>Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>No Redditman
U guys had one le heckin job
No updoots or awards to you racist nazi homophobic, transphobic, bigots. 
>Dislikes your post and sends an army of bots to call you a right wing trump supporting Nazi waiting for the God tier reddit mods to intervene 
<You have been banned from r/weloveniggers
>WE DID IT REDDIT!

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>register to job agency to stop being a filthy neet poorfag
>go through one trillion verification checks
>do you want to activate two factor authentication? (recommended)
why go such lengths to protect a job brokerage site account? who would want to steal that? what are they gonna do with it, find me a job without my consent?
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>>333115
I heard 5g can control your mind my cousin (the one who died once and resurrected) who works at microsoft told me, this is why I wear not one but two custom made tinfoil hats
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>>333116
And said cousin cums in your ass every night.
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>>333117
no way bro I wear a chastity belt so that if aliens kidnap me to probe me and put a microchip in my brain they're in for a surprise heh ehehehehe!!! I'm really fucking smart. everyone but me is stupid.
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>>333119
And you for a second didn't consider the possibility of your cousin teleporting his cum into your rectum via 5g?
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>>333121
I wasn't aware of this new illuminati technology

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Do you talk to yourself anon? And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
What do you talk about?
When people overhear me and ask, I've settled for answering: "I'm practicing something I'm going to say later."
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>>332752
What lead you to believe that?
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>>332753
Fetishes, a lack of desire for anything, also as a white person now I should be a liberal cuckold okay with coal burners and vote for someone just because they are a woman because we're geneticlly unhealthy.
My father's side is really fucked, like my dad got raped by his brother, lotta drug addicts, and my mother side is a story of women stepping down in social class by the generation.
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>>332761
I think since you have the presence of mind to dwell on this you're okay.
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>>333032
What the fuck does that mean you nigger?
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>>333113
I think he meant he wanted to have sexo with him

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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>332044
update, apparently I never needed a masters in the first place to advance to the final rank. 
It seems it was just a lie perpetrated by the students and some less knowledgeful professors and the ones who knew kept silent about it.
either way I would have found out about it anyway during my studies, unlike most who don't even look into it.

some fucking retard on reddit bragged about being a merchant navy electrical officer with 8 years of experience being paid 2000usd a month(minimum wage starts at 3000-3300usd and most new oficers start at 4k usd). 
retard didn't even know what degree he studied, whether it was electrotechnical(electrical) engineering or electromechanical(basically mechanical) engineering.

so I assume I will be fine when this is who I am faced up against.

>Well that sucks, but from your description it sounds like it would be hard to avoid if you stick to your chosen career path.
according to my (previous) description I couldnt advance in rank if I didn't have a master's degree, apparently this is false now

>Even weekends?
sometimes
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>>332044
>If you stick with your chosen career path, you may have to accept just focusing on your studies and getting decent work for a number of years, and then worry about finding a wife after you are more established.
the problem with this is that the demographic situation grows worse year by year thus the pool of marriage material white women(which is already tiny) shrinks.

not to mention that I will be older and thus younger women wouldn't want nothing to do with me and thus I will only have women who are old and have failed in their life, former whores and single mothers, none of which I would ever want so at that point I would just be single since the options here are utter garbage as it is.

>How hard would it be to base yourself out of another country once you start the merchant marine work? 
pretty hard since I would depend on the romanian state for continued accreditation of my credentials as those without their government's conditional approval cannot sail, you cannot be a stateless person and work on a ship.

>The other option is you try to get out of Romania and get to another country where you have better education/career/dating options.
as shit as romania's education system and the country's own reputation is, the universities are considered european due to being a EU member country and thus making it equal in the eyes of other countries, or atleast legally should be.

I am almost certain I can get free university here and also a student stipend for getting good grades.

As for dating I do not know, I don't share anything with women of my age and neither they with me at best the interest would be sexual in nature but I am not the most visually appealing person so why go with me if that is what they care about? same with status, my status here sucks since being intelligent is frowned down upon as you are seen as an "ungrateful up and comer who doesn't know his place".
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>>329171
are you sure?
>This thread.
Reminds me of everywhere else any time one asks old people about this problem

>In HS
>No girlfriend but want one
>Ask elders for advice
>Just wait 'till you're at university
>Just wait 'till you get a job
>Just wait 'till you have a place to live and a car
>Just wait 'till you have more money
>Just wait
>Just wait
>Just wait
Soon you've given up and decided that muh wimmin aren't worth it.
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>>332959
so what do you suggest?

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>characters best form is used once and never again
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>>332702 (OP) 
I'd say Ichigo is the best example of that but I'm not even sure which of his 'only shown once' forms was even the greatest. Probably Vasto Lorde.
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>>332702 (OP) 
What enemy did Maka need to defeat that black blood would have helped with? Maybe the chainsaw guy I guess. But the main baddies after that fight that Maka and Soul fought (Arachne and Chroners final form) had to be defeated in other ways.
>>332703
Ichigo is literally the first example I thought of. Ageha from Psyren is a close second, but considering it was axed I think we'll never know.
hunter x hunter
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>>333027
The author is lazy or sickly and wrote Gon Freecs out of the story.

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