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I jerked off so hard my dick is swollen, what do?
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>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread
Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.
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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??
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>swollen
round 2?
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>>316760 (OP) 
Your body says you're not done, Anon.

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what was the most cringe moment you had with a girl like if she had shit in her pussy or listened to skrillex
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>>314748
> i was fucking my bf and she said "i didn't brush my teeth, so i cant give you head today". and i said "i don't mind". and he said "i don't care if you don't care"

Let me guess, all three of you were gay.
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>>314750
https://archive.ph/O9DGn
Archived his post. He's probably scrambling to archive this thread on the wayback archive in order to feel like he's not the one being made fun of here.
https://archive.ph/xaerK#selection-7875.64-7875.89 Keep in mind that he's already open to the idea of fucking a tranny.
https://archive.ph/5qTja#selection-5095.0-5095.35 And he has admitted to being gay.
>>314610 (OP) 
>skrillex
best anime ever. they just don't make 'em like they used to
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>>314724
ahhh, yes, some hapas are unfortunately hit with the brown stick
Told her I had a chubby, she asked to see it and I chicken out.

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Liru is a wonderful werewolf and I love her! ❤️
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>>326142
where have you been posting these days besides here
i miss the brandonposting days
which i assume are over but i suppose it's possible they're all posting elsewhere and i'm just out of the loop
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>>302595 (OP) 
bump
>326280
*Bump.
Learn england ;
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>>326284
One lesson at a time please, should i focus on capitalization, maybe punctuation?
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>>326148
Thats a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Who knew an entire community that existed solely to harass one man would completely evaporate the second he disappeared

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Do you talk to yourself anon? And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
What do you talk about?
When people overhear me and ask, I've settled for answering: "I'm practicing something I'm going to say later."
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>Do you talk to yourself anon?
Yeah, it's a good to way to remind things or learn new stuff. Mostly it's just thinking loudly.
> And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
Sometimes, just for practice. The goal is to get a acceptable accent, eventually.
>>326498
You may be kidding, but when I became too isolated my voice disappears. After a social event my vocal cords hurts a little just because I talked just a hour or two. I'm an autistic who likes to isolate myself but I tend to talk a lot near people, never asked for this weird combo.
It may look retarded but now I "warm up" before going to some events to fix it.
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>>326557
I was not kidding, you are right. I have the same problem, I see people only rarely, so my voice is not strong when I try to talk, and I lose it fast.
In extremity you can forget how to make the sounds. There was a man in Spain who was literally raised by wolves in the forest for some years when he was young. When he was found, he still remembered how to understand Spanish but he forgot how to say the words himself.
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>>326524
ya, ohh its from a book, where someone carries around a duck to explain problems in different terms ... do jeep owners code?
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>>326691
Probably not, though like code moneys they do often have a rather large collection of thigh high socks.
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>>326757
thoughtless whores leaving their clothes around.

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I've decided I would like to learn a sign language.

Reason: I think non-verbal communication is underrated and that people in general are too yappy. I would prefer to live in a society where people spoke less. 

I've been looking at different languages:

ASL (American Sign Language), the standard in the US and often influential abroad. It's quite expressive.

DGS (German sign language), often quite expressive like ASL, but with higher iconicity in that more gestures literally represent things. 

CSL (Chinese Sign Language), I've appreciated how it's a little more reserved than ASL and has more "organization". 

I'm also looking at others, but these are just what I've started exploring, as well as some slight RSL (Russian Sign Language).
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>>326652
>Then shut up, atleast until your family can dump him in a care home on his 18th birthday.
Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources? No he'll be a burden on my mother until she dies, then on me, only because I want the house tho.
>You sure you're not the retard here?
I've seen his writing, and he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account, so...
>the rest of the "adult" world, etc)
I'm starting to think I'm hitting a little close to home.
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>>326653
>Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources?
State-run care homes, then.
>he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account
That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices. If he can install a user-facing Linux distro, its for the better.
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>>326656
>State-run care homes, then.
Lel, you're naive. The state will take whatever it can from who ever it can before it starts to pay for shit, and they don't give my mother medicaid because she makes too much money.
Besides my mother is sentimental to the maladaptive, so that isn't going to happen as long she is alive.
>That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices
The lack of capability was the relevant point.
So far, I like German, Chinese and Russian: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOMYPBbZLAk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykypP-uOqq0
Make Society Quiet Again.

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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
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>>324863
>some of the face options missing even though more options
>the face I liked is gone
>the faces show the creator's taste for looking too similiar
Shit image. The face selection part 
  is even worse than the last one. There were two I liked in the last image and none I like in this image. AND it keeps Constanza ishyddt meme face on top of it? Option Y was cute. I'm having a hard time finding any girl in that image cute. The majority have makeup, plucked eyebrows, and fancy hair and or piercings and the ones that don't look genetically damaged in a non-cute way. Option Y at least was plain and genetcially damaged looking but in a cute way. Also, people often look better at an angle and yet the angles are gone, except for Constanza of course. In the last image one girl had persed lips of which is annoying and in this one more than one have that. 32 has an annoying look on her face and I'd have done away with her. Gods they all look the fucking same. Seek taste. I'm going to have to make it myself but image searches to find women is hard with how all porn stars have that same effect, the same sort of lame ass facial chemistry as they try to cop one another the same way they do that seagull sounding fake moan. Nobody likes that shit and it's one reason people get kinky is due to not even liking the porn 
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>introverted scene girl vibe
Actually being quiet for girls is not introverted at all so I redact that statement. That's not the appeal. Introverted girls would be moon faced and cute and not half mexican sluts nor covered in makeup nor bimbo tier like Leah Luv. They're all shit and literal whores, I'm  just saying the creator has no taste regardless. A long time ago I tried finding porn actresses I liked and it never happened and people liking old shit like Leah Luv or Liz Vicious or being trapped by the 'Ellen Page lookalike' advertisment bait is just a rose tinted gen y sorta thing I'm sure.
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>>326416
>look the fucking same
Ya, this is an issue playboy worked on. Different publication regions had slightly different facial structure, make-up colors, while the camera angles and props were similar there was effort to create differences; it seemed an odd choice because you limit target audience, but this was pre-web 2.0.
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it just keeps happening

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I just know that most cats that are declawed are because of women and it makes me really angry. I don't consider the people who do this human either
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Japan have labs with vats design for putting human in it or grow one from a single fertilized egg/ cell. The reason why nobody found out or even know about it, is because they put them on those salary-man sky scrapers and generic buildings, and a huge part of the puppulation is in on it and hide it. They likely grows Baki-shapped human there. They grow many other things there also. Stroking my dick to this power fantasy.
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>>326607
China probably does this already. They may have already purposefully paired people together to breed sports athletes; Yao Ming is a notable example.
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Every industry that is made illegal creates a black market where new technologies stretch the moral fiber of any involved. The foster children industry in china exploded and that doctor got pinched for genetically modified children; i think that was the tip, I would not be surprised to hear about a dolly in the wild.
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>>326670
...like a twin?
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>>326671
>>326670
Not the 'it was kikeshit' poster but Orphan Black was kikeshit.

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I grew up as a weeb, but I prefer Chinese culture to Japanese culture overall. Their mythology is richer; their philosophy more well-developed and I prefer their aesthetic richness. Chinese culture, especially in the traditional sense, reminds me of medieval European culture with its ornateness and artistry. The Chinese language is buggish, but I prefer that over the more feminine-sounding Japanese language and I think its alphabet or whatever the fuck it is is cooler looking, too. Japan has had a massive head-start on pop culture, but China has been catching up with their own exports, especially in gaming like Genshin Impact, Naraka: Bladepoint and Honor of Kings. I can't speak to the first, but I'm a personal fan of the latter two. As to animation and comics, China has a bit of representation with manhua, but it is repressed by the CCP and limited by Taiwan's smaller population. When you look at China, they're paradoxically more chinky than the Japanese, but also more Western in some ways; China is much faster to change things when the circumstances dictate and they're not as indirect and bound to senseless formalities like the Japanese. I like Japanese culture, but I think Chinese culture is underrated and more relatable as a Westerner.
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>>325553
Might stick with it if they can stabilize it more and fix the screen tearing and the stuttering and maybe just lock it to 30FPS.
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I feel more split on this one: Chinese vs Japanese food. 

Chinese food tends to place more emphasis on flavor through seasoning and flavor building. It's also systematic in a way and focuses on their fives tastes (sweet, salty, sour, bitter, umami). Chinese cuisine is about being somewhat bold. 

Japanese cuisine is more restrained. It tends to focus more on the flavors of individual pieces and emphasizes barely cooked or raw vegetables when they are served. 

Does anon have a preference in this realm?
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>>325602
No contact, no preference. Although I guess talking about Chinese cuisine as a single subject looks weird to me. Sichuan province might be known for spicy food, but that's not necessarily right for other parts of China.
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>>325694
Yes, I remember I had a coworker from Taiwan and when he talked about going to visit family in I think more north-central China, he couldn't stand the food because everything was so heavily salted.
Chinese culture is the same walled garden as America's except with some old sayings. A lot of what they preserved was shit after the great revolution.

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>Gooning to anime girls
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>>326146
Incredibly relatable pics
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>>326154
It could be worse. Or is that the same thing?
I love this Twitter trend.

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I'm bored and tired what do I do
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>>326395
How likely do you believe it is they will send you off to die in some fake and gay war for enriching jewish shekels?
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>>326444
Unlikely, hohols and kurwas come first
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>>326459
Wrong again, JewSA comes first for Germany
>>325984 (OP) 
Eat a pineapple. Fucking yummo!
>>326367
This would be the best answer.If you have one goal, get tanned af.

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