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Which way white man?
left for me
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Can't you faggots post anything decent?
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>>25033
>Muh Facial Chemistry
So you don't like the rest of the body to be good looking?
Also Bump you.
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>>25087
>/b/
>Decent
Joe Mama
>>25106
Both are important and the two complement each other. When one of them is missing then there's no point.
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>>25145
Nigger it is just a picture.

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post some of the stupidest tattos you can find
besides of couse every single one because why would you ever tattoo something on your body?
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>>25155
>no male chinese man in thread
>>chinaman suddenly
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>>25155
>asl
>age sex location
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>>24939 (OP) 
What's wrong with his nipples
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>>25250
Oh god.
>>25250
Can I use his nips as the controller.

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it's so sad when things don't go your way
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Life is but a period of seemingly endless suffering.
>>25160 (OP) 
>be me
>testing pocketgo's rom's for gba
>castlevania aria of sorrow
>get to death
>barely beat him after dying first time
>spamming potions and all
>win
>soul about to hit me and refill health
>his scythe is flying through the air
>hits me first
>die
I TRIEEEED SOOO HAAAARD ANNND GOT SO FAAAAR
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Every time something doesn't go my way, it's someone else's fault. That, however, is a problem that can be remedied...
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>>25160 (OP) 
Life doesn't revolve around you. Deal with it.

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Post pictures that you haven't had an excuse to post anywhere else.
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>>25111
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>>25105
Max filesize is 32MB, retard.
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Memes
>>25144
That's why I only post the filename asshat.

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Remember no matter how bad things may seem or how things may not go your way. You will always forever and ever have your enourmous penis to cheer you up.
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>>25175 (OP) 
Unless of course you're an american because you're circumcised.
The doctor ruined it.

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>dream I'm playing SM64, except the villain is a group of color coded bad guys 
>they attack me, I defeat the green one 
>the other 4 show me a recording of a room full of horny Samus Arans, tell me that I could fuck them all if I sided with them, then leave
>notice the sides of the green guy's pants are torn so I sew it back
>"you helped me, I'm your ally now. btw that samus thing is a trap"
>fuck around town for a while before heading to Bowser's castle 
>walking around advancing through the castle, enemies stop to show me a video of the Samus room, except they're all pregnant and dripping with cum, "this could be your future, you could be doing this to them right now, come to this room and it'll all be yours" 
>stop right before the last room, the one they told me to come to whenever I wanted to surrender
>guy I'm playing with says "that room is a trap, if you go in there they beat Mario into a coma and you get a game over. I got that ending as a kid and I was really upset." 
>ignore the room, break down the fake wall to my left and slide down rainbow road 
>that causes a monitor with ascii porn to show
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>>24956
not an expert but I've written down some of my dreams so here's some of my experience
>when you wake up IMMEDIATELY think about the dream you just had and try to remember it
>write down whatever is your most immediate memory of it and proceed stepping backwards 
>linking the older bits of it will prove to be a harder task and odds are you'll never fucking remember how it started especially if it's one of those weird-ass, multi-part dreams that take 2704406 different twists and turns
if you do this you should be able to piece together a decent summary of it that's about 60-70% complete and accurate, if you keep doing it you'll also notice you might get better at remembering details and such. don't ever wait even a few minutes after you wake up because you're sure to forget it.
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>>24956
This >>24958 . Just write whatever you remember as soon as you wake up. Paper is better, but using your phone is still better than nothing. 
At first you'll struggle to even remember details, but in time your memory will get better. 
Why is captcha still on? It's been like two days.
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>>24956
I don't keep track of dreams I had, that one just stuck with me because it was plainly stupid plus I had a trauma with people that transformed into illogical things, like dust or liquid.
Additionally I also remember one dream I had when I was much older about me hiding in a bathroom in a raunchy motel where some killer Jirachi was let loose searching for me.
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I usually don't keep logs of my dreams but this dream was so strange that I had to type it down and save it in a file.

I was walking upstairs with about 6 other people to go to our respective rooms. We were originally downstairs for some conference meeting. Every one of us was numbered through a pin on our right shoulder. I was #17. At the end of the stairs was a long corridor with doors only on the right side of it. The corridor stretches in a straight line, all the way behind the stairs. Looking downstairs, I noticed that the lower floor is oddly fancy when compared to the upper floor. I wandered upstairs for a while until some Russian guy approached me and said that I was his roommate. He only spoke Russian but for some reason I understood everything he said. He was numbered #20. Our room was the one to the far back, the one that hides behind the stairs. The room was dark, covered with random scratch marks on the walls, and didn’t have any windows. The room had a computer, a closet, a ceiling fan, and only one bed. My roommate immediately moved to the computer and started checking out what it had on it. I didn’t have any reason to stay there so I left without a word. When I left the room, I turned to the right and noticed a hidden and empty hallway that had a very clean white door at the end of it. I saw papers peeking out of the bottom of the white door so I decided to pull the papers out. What I find is a document about an “anomaly” with a picture of what looks like g
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>>24975
That’s a weird killer, I always found Jirachi cute, bordering on fuckable cute...

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>25112
(((THEM/THEY)))
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>>25119
that doesn't answer my question
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>>25121
(((Jews)))
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>>25129
I understood that the first time, what i asked is why is should care
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>>25132
Don't you just love when Humanity is becoming a golem factory.

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I don't get it.
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>>24903
Bot?
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>>24913
HUUURGGGGGGGHhhhh
Oh yeah
>>24898
I'd say its better than the two neurons you could rub together. Refute me better than a nou and bring some insight into the sociological dissection of current year boards/memes, otherwise stop posting asap.
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>>24934
>On /b/
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This ones my favorite
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Bumping till i see the memes
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>>24741
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>>24741
>>24777 (Faggot Numbers)
KILL YOURSELF THERE IS NO MEME
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>>25061
Yet you touch the bait. Curious?

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STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING SHITPOSTERS!
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a true anon always take the bait
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>>24995
I don't know what else to do to compress it.
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>>24993
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BIG PIZZA
4K RESOLUTION
INTERPOLATED TO 144FPS
I HEARD MY CPU CRY WHEN MAKING IT
I HEAR THE COIL WHINE ACT UP WHEN I PLAY IT
STILL SMALLER THAN THE ORIGINAL GIF
Honestly, I'm pretty impressed with the interpolation.
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>>24961 (OP) 
Aye bruh
There goes your opinion

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