>dream I'm playing SM64, except the villain is a group of color coded bad guys
>they attack me, I defeat the green one
>the other 4 show me a recording of a room full of horny Samus Arans, tell me that I could fuck them all if I sided with them, then leave
>notice the sides of the green guy's pants are torn so I sew it back
>"you helped me, I'm your ally now. btw that samus thing is a trap"
>fuck around town for a while before heading to Bowser's castle
>walking around advancing through the castle, enemies stop to show me a video of the Samus room, except they're all pregnant and dripping with cum, "this could be your future, you could be doing this to them right now, come to this room and it'll all be yours"
>stop right before the last room, the one they told me to come to whenever I wanted to surrender
>guy I'm playing with says "that room is a trap, if you go in there they beat Mario into a coma and you get a game over. I got that ending as a kid and I was really upset."
>ignore the room, break down the fake wall to my left and slide down rainbow road
>that causes a monitor with ascii porn to show