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any se(a)men here? I'm considering joining the merchant navy as there are pretty much no other prospects or options left for me, can anyone tell me what it's like and if it's a good idea? do I have to become gay to join? is the pay + experience worth it? do you go mad being months at sea? 30+ little to no working skills, very little education and very very very very very desperate. I have almost nothing to leave behind besides what's left of my family.
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>>327636 (OP) 
>>327968
All the more reason for your own connection.
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Hijacking this thread to talk about the Onedin Line. Whenever this guy barks orders to the ship workers, the specific terminology he uses along with his accent makes me feel like a complete ESL, i can only barely understand him. He's easy enough to understand otherwise when he talks to any of the Onedins.
>>327702
>find a gold mine
Getting into the French Guyana part of the Legion is supposedly difficult, they have limited spaces.
>the idea of having to learn french
They'll teach you there, though it won't really be a lot of french, it'll only be enough for you to understand and execute orders. They don't really want recruits to learn a lot of french because that means you will compete with them for higher ranks.
>most recruits are browns
What recruits the Legion gets depends on the time; back after WW2, they got a shit ton of old Nazi German soldiers escaping Germany.
They no longer accept Russians and Ukrainians.
Also, they like and prefer thirdies because people from comfortable first world countries are more likely to desert and fuck off back home if things get dicey; they want people desperate enough to actually stay and work in the shit conditions, mopping floors more often than shooting with rifles.
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>>327995
nigga you're retarded
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>>327996
I can't proofread posts until i've already made them. I don't know why.

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in what way possible could these whites in south africa win or survive in a potential civil war when niggers outnumber them?
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>>321390 (OP) 
The US gave them refugee status and thousands of them are already moving. It’s a smart move to completely destroy any chance of them winning back South Africa which is a failed state.
>>327068
>legends and magic
had proxy control of the largest unified militaries, go back to your backwater, voodoo preist
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>>321390 (OP)  >an infographic
>on /pol/ i mean /b/
*ignores it and waits 10 years until next time i slightly care and looks it up on wikipedia*
White people should leave the entirety of South Africa. There's no point in living in such a high UV environment.

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I don't know where else to post this, but some times I have strange dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was conscripted to a interstellar freighter to fight a shape shifting alien that had unfortunately made contact with our ship. 
It's strange to live lives and fight fights only you will ever know. But maybe thats just me.
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>>305334
Yes that same thing has happened to me. Once I got out of bed, saw the room completely black, and when I tried turning on the lights and realized I had no physical hands with which to do it, then I woke up.
There are times I can see my room even though I am very aware my eyes are closed and I have a pillow over my head.
Also once, I remember looking at the time on a clock on a dream, waking up and looking at my phone, and having it be the exact time as was shown in the dream.
And lets not even get into how many times I've found myself dreaming random scenes from the future that I would inevitably find myself in weeks or months later.
>>318004
Better be careful, guy. That's really illegal in Canada, because given it has no actual culture of its own other than state mandated transvestism, homosexuality, and interracial cuckoldry, it has to hold up this dumb bird as a largely arbitrary national symbol (even though it doesn't even stay in Canada and is a migratory animal). What I'm saying, is if you kill that goose, you will be made a faggot by state law
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>>318142
If crime is for gay people, then I'm straight.
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>>285473 (OP)  
>usually don't remember dreams but set an alarm to where can wake up early before work to drink some beer and still sober up
>keep turning alarm to later time 
>pain in dream makes me more lucid
>for some reason are a cute brunette girl with telekenisis
>pinned to the floor and fighting for control
>are using magic powers to pin self to floor with nearby nails
>someone else is there but he can hardly help
>asking him to stab some more into me but he is hesitant and has scissors
>are doing it to torture the satanic being within, explaining this and that to the person near by as I scream and moan and pant as more nails slide into my hands/etc
>wake up
>have stigmata
>go to knock on door of parent's while knowing this isn't like me 
>shame does not stop me from wanting to show her/them the stigmata anyway
>no answer
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If you want a racism free society then make it ethnically homogeneous, when people from different backgrounds mix in one place, it’s only natural that friction happens. All this talk about muh racism bad is performative and tiring when they invite everyone from all over the world who don’t even speak the host language and expect you to just nod your head.
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>>327870
never happened
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>>327872
>purity spiraling within already established groups never happened
ok retard
I like the race mixed society because it creates friction and conflict and breeds stereotypes and even makes people distance themselfs from their races and use stereotypes and slurs against their own.
Imagine what a world we would live in with no niggers, what use would the word nigger be if we had no niggers, its such a pleasent word to use, i understand why kermit the from uses it over and over again.
I would just use nigger over and over if i could, without niggers nobody would know what a nigger is and what the word means and what it is for.
>>327802 (OP) 
The physical presence of non-Whites is a visual reminder of the uprootedness and loss of culture on the part of those with European ancestry. I can't even go to the convenience store without walking past numerous new black immigrants in my historically White suburb, before going to the convenience store now run by brown people and having to pay with money in my "checking" account. This is just one near daily example
>>327864
That is why genetic engineering is really important for whites to do, so they can prevent regression to the mean making their negative ethnocentrism so low they can't survive as a group.

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Good day. I am exploring altchans. What is this place like?
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>>327653
In-group preference and a group with a fully developed pre-frontal cortex.

In essence, just don't be a nigger, and have a social group that aren't niggers either.
>>327678
Sure. What do you recommend?
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>>327759
the definitions of eloquence and brevity seem subjective to me, but giving man the tools to craft/ articulate might be more achievable. pee wee herman's playhouse did something similar by crafting the word of the day creating an in group and an out group while showing children the ingroup's celebration of new words encouraging curiosity by not giving definitions but left context clues. unfortunately doing something like that on this site is tough because pee wee herman had both the benefit of forgetful audience and planning, two episodes in a row and you can feel the word of the day carries less meaning than its first iteration. 
while some might argue that eloquence comes from phonetic harmony so repetition of harvard sentences sets limits on the breadth of phonetic options. This is a murky idea to me.
I think familiarity of ideas and expectations is a quicker route for enhanced communication, like common core was during my formative years, a book club, a consolidated source of information: a shared image board, a few celebrity voices less is more in this regard. Discussing the same few ideas repeatedly should reduce both the amount of ideas and the speed at witch it those can be communicated creating variety like adding fruit to oatmeal keeps the meal interesting. Nursery ryhmes comunicate old ideas in many words like the fruit in my breakfast, but the title "oatmeal" invocates the idea.
Defining ou
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>>327775
I think I understand what you mean. It is simply a group effort or standards. I remember, during the early migrations into 8chan, for whatever reason, everyone decided that they would post using long, articulate, precise writing.  Anons would even comment that their own writing, and common day language, had improved. It was like people wanted status as as intelligent person, and the best marker of that was good writing. I miss that, because it is very easy to observe my own linguistic decay. I know we have /fascism/, but I really wish they took on the mantle of grammar nazis. 

I think the biggest driver if for people to simply have fun. Internet-language developed by people simply enjoying a new technology and process.  Status is a great motivator, but the energy will always come from people having fun. 

What do you mean by 
>thread post limits
>thread time limits

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Kek
Bye bye gaming
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uh oh DRM console niggers get more DRm uh oh it does not affect me in slightest UH OH UOOH
>>327282
You can buy these machines and own them
>>327296
Thats a cool story bro.
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<In Soviet Portland, GAME OWNS YOU!

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So how the fuck do you defend yourself against ((( ticks ))) that make you allergic to red meat?
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>>326999
The thread subject was exhausted, was it not? Is it better to make up some bullshit, or derail completely? A flamethrower would not help against ticks, no matter how funny it would look.
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NEVER WEAR OUTSIDE CLOTHES INSIDE!
Shower once a day especially after being outside.
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>>327001
Reminds me of old khaki tropical military uniforms.
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>>327000
i see your flamethrower and raise heavy water, in summer them shit heads bee looking for water let what they crave kill them slowly.
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>>327824
wrong pic

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Last thread got bumplocked.
Do you like fox girls, anon? Good. This thread is for (You).
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>>310942
Why make several replies when the file size limit allows for them to be posted at once...
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>>310965
Maybe to keep the thread from sliding down too far? Just a thought.
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i accidentally merged everything and fucked up every thread ever, first apologies to this one and trying to restore asap.
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To this day I still don't understand what the point is for wearing these sleeping caps. All I know is that it looks cute on anime grils.
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>>317501
it is for when it is really cold, or fetish
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>>317361
It's not an authentic Hortler meme without the badly drawn happy windmill.
...maybe i overcorrected. just use the other loli thread. sorry again...
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How do I stop being attracted to 3D women? My brain is disgusted by their bodies, even more so by their nature, yet my dick still rises. No, I won't castrate myself since I'm still attracted to 2D.
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>>321120
Why do you do the least efficient things?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/OIIe75dVr0c
>>321137
More like the government will deploy sex bots that will make chad sterile and/or retarded cripple
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>>321137
>But robot wives cannot get pregnant, they cannot bear children.
Artificial wombs are making a lot of progress, so they might be able to bear children. Eggs have to come from somewhere, though.
>Birthrates will plummet from low to functionally zero.
Or babies can be made in factories through the Bokanovsky method.
>and continue to love our remains once we inevitability pass on.
That's assuming that they have been programmed to do that.
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>>321158
Some brave new shitposting in this thread
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