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Found the bug in my proxy switching, the onion is back

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You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
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this is a good thread
i don't have any funny quotes to contribute, so i will leave this mysterious joker image i found yesterday
don't ask me what it means, i have no idea
>>328834 (OP) 
>You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor
This alone was enough to make me laugh
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>>328834 (OP) 
quality post
>>333188
I actually lol'd at
>Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>No Redditman
U guys had one le heckin job
No updoots or awards to you racist nazi homophobic, transphobic, bigots. 
>Dislikes your post and sends an army of bots to call you a right wing trump supporting Nazi waiting for the God tier reddit mods to intervene 
<You have been banned from r/weloveniggers
>WE DID IT REDDIT!

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>register to job agency to stop being a filthy neet poorfag
>go through one trillion verification checks
>do you want to activate two factor authentication? (recommended)
why go such lengths to protect a job brokerage site account? who would want to steal that? what are they gonna do with it, find me a job without my consent?
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>>333115
I heard 5g can control your mind my cousin (the one who died once and resurrected) who works at microsoft told me, this is why I wear not one but two custom made tinfoil hats
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>>333116
And said cousin cums in your ass every night.
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>>333117
no way bro I wear a chastity belt so that if aliens kidnap me to probe me and put a microchip in my brain they're in for a surprise heh ehehehehe!!! I'm really fucking smart. everyone but me is stupid.
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>>333119
And you for a second didn't consider the possibility of your cousin teleporting his cum into your rectum via 5g?
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>>333121
I wasn't aware of this new illuminati technology

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Do you talk to yourself anon? And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
What do you talk about?
When people overhear me and ask, I've settled for answering: "I'm practicing something I'm going to say later."
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>>332752
What lead you to believe that?
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>>332753
Fetishes, a lack of desire for anything, also as a white person now I should be a liberal cuckold okay with coal burners and vote for someone just because they are a woman because we're geneticlly unhealthy.
My father's side is really fucked, like my dad got raped by his brother, lotta drug addicts, and my mother side is a story of women stepping down in social class by the generation.
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>>332761
I think since you have the presence of mind to dwell on this you're okay.
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>>333032
What the fuck does that mean you nigger?
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>>333113
I think he meant he wanted to have sexo with him

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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>332044
update, apparently I never needed a masters in the first place to advance to the final rank. 
It seems it was just a lie perpetrated by the students and some less knowledgeful professors and the ones who knew kept silent about it.
either way I would have found out about it anyway during my studies, unlike most who don't even look into it.

some fucking retard on reddit bragged about being a merchant navy electrical officer with 8 years of experience being paid 2000usd a month(minimum wage starts at 3000-3300usd and most new oficers start at 4k usd). 
retard didn't even know what degree he studied, whether it was electrotechnical(electrical) engineering or electromechanical(basically mechanical) engineering.

so I assume I will be fine when this is who I am faced up against.

>Well that sucks, but from your description it sounds like it would be hard to avoid if you stick to your chosen career path.
according to my (previous) description I couldnt advance in rank if I didn't have a master's degree, apparently this is false now

>Even weekends?
sometimes
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>>332044
>If you stick with your chosen career path, you may have to accept just focusing on your studies and getting decent work for a number of years, and then worry about finding a wife after you are more established.
the problem with this is that the demographic situation grows worse year by year thus the pool of marriage material white women(which is already tiny) shrinks.

not to mention that I will be older and thus younger women wouldn't want nothing to do with me and thus I will only have women who are old and have failed in their life, former whores and single mothers, none of which I would ever want so at that point I would just be single since the options here are utter garbage as it is.

>How hard would it be to base yourself out of another country once you start the merchant marine work? 
pretty hard since I would depend on the romanian state for continued accreditation of my credentials as those without their government's conditional approval cannot sail, you cannot be a stateless person and work on a ship.

>The other option is you try to get out of Romania and get to another country where you have better education/career/dating options.
as shit as romania's education system and the country's own reputation is, the universities are considered european due to being a EU member country and thus making it equal in the eyes of other countries, or atleast legally should be.

I am almost certain I can get free university here and also a student stipend for getting good grades.

As for dating I do not know, I don't share anything with women of my age and neither they with me at best the interest would be sexual in nature but I am not the most visually appealing person so why go with me if that is what they care about? same with status, my status here sucks since being intelligent is frowned down upon as you are seen as an "ungrateful up and comer who doesn't know his place".
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>>329171
are you sure?
>This thread.
Reminds me of everywhere else any time one asks old people about this problem

>In HS
>No girlfriend but want one
>Ask elders for advice
>Just wait 'till you're at university
>Just wait 'till you get a job
>Just wait 'till you have a place to live and a car
>Just wait 'till you have more money
>Just wait
>Just wait
>Just wait
Soon you've given up and decided that muh wimmin aren't worth it.
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>>332959
so what do you suggest?

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>characters best form is used once and never again
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>>332702 (OP) 
I'd say Ichigo is the best example of that but I'm not even sure which of his 'only shown once' forms was even the greatest. Probably Vasto Lorde.
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>>332702 (OP) 
What enemy did Maka need to defeat that black blood would have helped with? Maybe the chainsaw guy I guess. But the main baddies after that fight that Maka and Soul fought (Arachne and Chroners final form) had to be defeated in other ways.
>>332703
Ichigo is literally the first example I thought of. Ageha from Psyren is a close second, but considering it was axed I think we'll never know.
hunter x hunter
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>>333027
The author is lazy or sickly and wrote Gon Freecs out of the story.

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this is how i pronounce "moe" and nothing you weebs tell me will make me change it
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You don't have to be white to get The Simpsons. Seinfeld is a better example of something a nigger would never watch.
fellow whiteness experts.
if a couple mentions/acknowledges the fact that they have had sex, are they still white?
>>333000
they weren't white to begin with
>>333000
That is just kinda sad more then anything
It would mean they are like insecure about simply maybe having offspring.
>>333000 (checked)
that means they are fr*nch

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/01/times-square-stabbing-victim-erin-piacenti

I can see it now. "Right wingers" on the internet are going to tell me to feel bad for the vice president because she was WHIIIIIITE and the attacker was HEH YOU'RE BROWN!
UR ANTI-WHIIIIIIITEE *cries like a pussy*
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>>332257
That's to be expected from impotent wignats.
Along with some other posters, I also cast my vote for
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>The left and right culture war be like
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>>332976
<Ur dumb
>No ur dumb!
^ Every social media argument about politics
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>>332976
>>332980
we're in late stage democracy where it's completely indistinguishable from niggerball
GO JEW (RED)!
SCORE SOME FUCKING ELECTIONS JEW (BLUE)!

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How to we work to bring back amygdalaposting?
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>>332792
You definitely won't believe it, but I started it, so I care.
It turned into something different along the way though.
>>332794
>here at the cia
You glow in the dark.
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>>332796
I started xtian and +tian but no one uses it anymore now that they found out who started it.

Cute aggression just means playfighting and it has nothing to do with your amygdala being compromised. 

Why sage if you are being on topic?
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>>332796
>openly admit I'm with the cia
>u are the cia
this is what being a mentally ill fuck up does to you. please, never stop keep acting out your brain defect, it's hilarious. you're everyone's favorite butt end of the joke among the colleagues.
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>>332798
Are/were you the faggot constantly fighting in christian vs pagan threads for years?
>Cute aggression just means playfighting
Eh, not quite. Wanting to squeeze a kitten until it pops isn't really playfighting, is it?
>>332801
Well then I'm not wrong, you glow in the dark. You'll be run over with a car soon enough.
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>>332804
>THE faggot fighting 
Considering at least one person copied me it is implied that we were more than one person.

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>g1 ◦f = g2 ◦f =⇒g1 = g2
ok now this is epic
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>>332130
It will be your month then.
6 Million
>>332087 (OP) 
idgi is this some math joke?
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Remi
>>332087 (OP) 
Counterproof: suppose

f x = 0
g1 x = x ∕ 2
g2 x = x ⋅ 2

then g1 ≠ g2, yet

(g1 ◦ f) y = g1 (f y) = g1 0 = 0 ∕ 2 = 0
(g2 ◦ f) y = g2 (f y) = g2 0 = 0 ⋅ 2 = 0
⇒ g1 ◦ f = g2 ◦ f

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- the story takes place in alternative history universe where the barbarian clans from the northern and western Europe have been united under a chieftain whose descendants would declare themselves kings, and later emperors as their territories expand.
- they have ideas like those on the fringe right of today, thinking that all there should be insofar as the government is concerned is only what is strictly necessary for enforcing the rule that any physical interaction with the person (body) or belongings (property) of one of their citizens must be done with their informed voluntary and ongoing consent (the obvious exception being that the government could violate citizen rights for the purposes of ensuring the citizens do not violate the rights of each other, or commit any act against their government, when it is reasonably necessary for them to do so and even then only to the most justifiable extent, this is to preserve the government and maintain stability of order by enforcing the law upon their citizens). To this end the government only involves itself in areas relating to law enforcement and the military (which includes the full justice system, especially the courts and the prisons, which are focused entirely on doing whatever could be done to turn criminals into law abiding citizens who can go back to being productive to the empire and not parasitic, this usually involved treating the victimizers as victims, like patients in a mental hospital requiring rehabilitation to
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>>322066
The point isn't to have an army of faggots, its to not have faggots within the empire. T

rying to kill or imprison them locally will only produce an underground that eats away at the root. You can't tell who is a fag on sight as well so you'd be stuck in reaction to crimes happening all around you.

The best solution is to find a place for them to be where they don't cause issues within society, and to make it a place they want to go to so that they turn themselves in for banishment or exile.

You strike me as a brain dead newfag.

Who am I kidding? It's all newfaggots now.

I hate to see how bad IBs have gotten.

My ideas come from one place, and that is what is of the greatest benefit to the genes I have the greatest regard for, which are low eumelanic features like pale or fair skin, purple or green eyes, yellow or red hair, along with anything else that isn't black or brown colored skin eyes and hair.

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>>322200
Give legal status to little girls until they turn a certain age and become women, then take it all away. Would that work?
Didn't read, isn't this just the ancient eldian empire from Attack On Titan?
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>>322008
looks hot and smelly
You are omnipotent, you possess the power to do absolutely anything, you can cause literally anything to happen.

The problem is that the same is true for everyone else as well, they also have the same divine power, and their wills are interfering with yours.

A world full of almighty all-powerful gods is a universe like the one we exist in today, where all of our conflicting forces in a grand game of tug of war has led to each of us becoming powerless in the practical sense.

This obstacle is worsened by the complications that almost all of us are unaware that we have this power, and are using it to warp reality itself constantly without being conscious of any of it.

The solution to making things go your way is twofold:
1. Pull harder - You must go from pulling on the nature of existence with your mind unintentionally to doing it with intent, using the full force of your mind.
2. Find brothers to pull alongside you - the psychic force of one mind is very likely to be overwhelmed by the psychic forces of many minds combined together when all are pulling reality in the same direction.

Lone manifestation is almost always lesser than the collaborative manifestations of masses working towards a common "truth".

There's a reason why religions always have groups praying together, even when the texts say not to, because it is only when many minds are in agreement and using their full might that their collective power can shape the nature of existence itself.
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