/b/ - Random

>>318142
If crime is for gay people, then I'm straight.

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>>285473 (OP)  
>usually don't remember dreams but set an alarm to where can wake up early before work to drink some beer and still sober up
>keep turning alarm to later time 
>pain in dream makes me more lucid
>for some reason are a cute brunette girl with telekenisis
>pinned to the floor and fighting for control
>are using magic powers to pin self to floor with nearby nails
>someone else is there but he can hardly help
>asking him to stab some more into me but he is hesitant and has scissors
>are doing it to torture the satanic being within, explaining this and that to the person near by as I scream and moan and pant as more nails slide into my hands/etc
>wake up
>have stigmata
>go to knock on door of parent's while knowing this isn't like me 
>shame does not stop me from wanting to show her/them the stigmata anyway
>no answer

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A group of armed people robbed me in my dream. They had me on the floor with the gun pressed hard against the back of my skull. I was tense and obviously very scared. The generic thing happened where my life was flashing before my eyes and I was reliving everything I had gone through. When the flashback finished I realized that my whole life was very shitty. I had nothing worth losing, and nothing would be lost if I die. A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time. I felt like a baby who didn't have to worry about life and it felt good. My body stopped tensing up and I no longer cared that I might die. The robbers didn't kill me because they had no reason to. I woke up from the dream also very calm with no sweat. I'm not sure what to do with this information. Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."

>>331755
I've had similar experiences with dying, both in dreams and during the hypnagogic phase of sleep. There's a serene calm after "dying", followed by some amount of disappointment after just waking up.
>A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time.
Supposedly, if your body realizes that utilizing survival instincts to live is meaningless, it just gives up and becomes as calm as possible to as to make death as pleasant as possible.
>I'm not sure what to do with this information.
At the very least use this to let go of your fear of death.
>Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."
That's your decision to make.

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>>324066
My old group of IRL friends had 1 guy who was fake as fuck but managed to get pussy once, so he'd be the bard "official" party leader, and his best friend was super dark triad but managed to be like everyone's best friend, so I guess he'd be some kinda "shadow" party leader warlock?
Then there'd be like 2-3 other goons (2 orc warriors ig, 1 rogue), and me.

But the thing is we were all retarded outcasts so I feel like that doesn't really fit the vision.

Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic) with a bunch of other retards, but facing various weird challenges, danger, and each of us having pretty diverse skillsets?

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>>324033
This reminds me of the old 80's arcade game "Crossbow" by Exidy.>>324073
>Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic)
(2nd Poster ITT)
I think Camping would be a good "Venue".
I think, having lots of experience with this sort of thing, both involved and vicariously, that as long as the group didn't cleave to IB norms, and instead dealt with the real, operative world, they'd do Ok.
Key to this is having leadership that is tolerant to inexperience and  supportive of the group.
Seems like it'd make a decent thread, much like /rp/ on other chans.
ya Gotta have a good MC/GM for those though.
Hell, there's even a DICE ROLL format here.
>Ok, Ranger/Cleric, roll a 1d20 to check for treasure
(##1%20) = 19

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>>324066
Saved to my Gondola folder
that darn No-Face!

Fugggg I can't gib up hope :DDDDD

>>325303
You can't.

>>331648
But anon, 2022 was 8 years ago.

>>331649
You're fucking crazy.

>>331648
He meant he's butthurt you can't get away with full retardation anymore, like shoving dildos up your ass and identityfagging with it.

>>331651
Then why does his butt still hurt?

>>331652
Because he gaped it too wide with too large of a dildo

>>331282
It seems to be so prevalent among weeb women that it ends up making me think that it's the norm among them rather than some sort of minority.
I hope that I am wrong.
I misread this as ">implying that normal women are into you" at first.

>>331295
I think most women hate fanservice in general as they are not as driven sexually as males, not in the same way anyway, and when they are they end up bisexual. I've seen a porn star go on and on about huge anime titties.

>>331282
<implying that normal men are into yuri

>>331362
As with women watching guys fisting one another being potential media for women, and thus 'straight', guys watching girls fisting one another is also potentially straight for men to watch; it's just not heterosexual behavior being recorded even though ironically heterosexuals would watch it; thus with straight meaning idiomatically 'for heterosexuals' it is thus straight media depending upon the viewer. I resent pornography categorization to be honest as it assumes who is watching it. A schrodinger's cat metaphore could be apt. The pussy (ha) is straight and not straight at the same time and the anal is gay and not gay at the same time in this analogy (hehe). That's why a futa fucking a girl is both gay and straight. Art is an eye of the beholder sorta thing. The porn is never gay; only you can be gay, they are being paid and you're not after all. Follow your true instincts and be straight, or don't, and I'd say it's your choice but then I'd be sued for saying sexual orientation is a choice!

>>331364
You're gay.

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"child protection" law is actually costing the world billions of dollars. each time you use an ai generator the reason it takes so long, sometimes 15 times as long to generate an image as usual. is because its constantly outputting things that are considered inappropriate scenes of minors, and redoing with another seed. it literally just generates girls with their shirt off, girls wearing a wedding ring (etc, there are false positives too) and a supervisor process sees each result from the imgen and instructs it to restart over and over. thats how the imgen algorithm works, it generates things you dont like, it doesnt have morals, it doesnt even have logic

GIWTWM

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>>331114 (OP) 
>heinous sex acts
>that destroyed his faith in god
>28 year old woman

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>>331147
That boy looks jewcy.
I suppose he's some sort of jewcy boy.

>>331170
>trillions have died to get this

>>330741
/thread

>>330928
>I just want a leader accountable for their actions for their whole life
That rarely happens in a monarchy. They have too much power and too little connection to the nation. I want a government that is loyal to the nation. Making insanely rich people in charge is not a good idea. Monarchs historically have not been patriots, they've been loyal to internationalist families.

>I don't care if it happens now or later, it is what our biology is most adapted to
I'm a White nationalist. I like the culture White people create. Therefore, what better form of rulership than to simply put White People in charge? Again I ask you: Who would you rather rule? A random selection of your neighbors? Or a random selection of the rich and elite?
Who is more inherently moral?

>>331037
>They have too much power and too little connection to the nation
There is no leaving the bag for the next guy is what I was getting at
>Who would you rather rule?
A population under harsh selection, I would bet the house if you any the vast majority of poors power you get worse outcomes then just just letting what will naturally be (families of intelligence Psychopaths gaining and keeping power), be

>>331053
>A population under harsh selection
What selection?
The present party system has selection for the most ruthless liars. In an aristocracy, there'd be no selection at all except for the most ruthless backstabbers.

>>330741
Democracy is the greatest scam of all time. I sorta respect countries like china, north korea, iran and saudi arabia because at least they are honest about not allowing the masses to have a say in what the government does nor fool them into thinking that marking a piece of paper or pressing a button on a screen behind a curtain which only allows you to choose the candidate and not really have a say in who the candidate chooses to be in their cabinet or run whatever department. No wonder jews love this shit retarded ass shit. It also works well when you have two political parties that attract the biggest retards and power hungry plebs in the country to keep fighting one another over meaningless nonsense.

>>329170
Mika Waltari's historical novels were more inspiring, as long as you recognize them as historical fiction. Big historical events tried to depict more or less faithfully, but personal story level details clearly fictional.

This is definitely my favorite book

>>331059
What is it about?

>>331061
It's poetry. Read the first paragraph of page 11

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>>331062
So it's by this guy. That's pretty funny, i admit.

>>330681
they should really rename asperger's the time wasting disorder

>>331050
Zoomers quality for mental retardation by default.

>>331052
Stop stirring discord.

>>331058
Stating the truth is stirring discord?

>>331076
Not him, but the answer to that question is generally.

>>329669
Sephardic (iberian) Judaism has had a more pernicious influence on the world over the last 500 years.

>>329693
>conveniently leaving out the part where the Vatican keeps sponsoring every country under the sun to invade and depose the King of England because he refused to submit to the Pope

>>330979
Are you telling me the King of England is based?

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>>330985
The Vatican and its minions got to him.

>>330992
WATHC OUT CHARLES III, HE IS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!

>>329831
>I don't think they themselves know what the hell they are doing.
This would explain a lot.

>>329946
>le left jew vs right jew is a cocksucking faggot
Not surprising

>>329782 (OP) 
who moved corning glass? Hijacks potassium doped glass to make cellphone screens, went from sacrifice to king, on the backs of soviet tech and biden, the killer of blacks, serves them a new live fire weapons testing lab cratering companies that brought man to the moon almost a century ago.
I live in a divide nation, the sniper rifle and the machine gun pill box, pew pews vs ratatatata
inb4 pew pews and ratatatata are not on the same battlefield yet

>>329897
behind every Jewsperg is a 60s globalist peacenik hippie. note how the argument always boils down to "the world would be like the song Imagine if it weren't for the rich Jew capitalists"