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I'll start
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>>13423
Just skip the platitude. All it does it make it seem like you're hanging out with them because you want them to feel better diminishing the value of the interaction all together.
>>13425
You'd be correct.
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>>13327
Why are we born just to suffer?
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Okay. "Despair," is it? I think I can lay some of that on you.
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>>13452
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>>13453

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Are you happy or sad right now?
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>>13424 (OP) 
I'm actually pretty happy right now.
>>13433
It's relaxing as fuck. I'm working from home and it feels like being a NEET with tons of money. No need to interact with all the annoying people (outside of buying groceries) and so much more time for anime and video games.
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Yes.
>>13424 (OP) 
Life is a comedy, disguised as a tragedy.
Or a tragedy, disguised as a comedy
>are you happy or sad
I'm borderline.
Well, I wouldn't say I feel amazing right now or anything, but I'm not in despair either.
>>13424 (OP) 
A comedy with lots of dark and morbid humor in the mix.  I am so broken that I laugh at things that sometimes aren't funny to most normalfaggots.

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How old are you? What are you doing for living? How many years of experience have you? I'll start:
>18
>full time uni student/no job
>around 6 months now
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>How old are you?
>What are you doing for living?
>How many years of experience have you?
>How old are you?
400000000000000098388677675565 years old
>What are you doing for living?
Ruler of the Universe aka God
>How many years of experience have you?
All of them.
>>12521
She was arrested since she had sex with her little brother.
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>How old are you?
no
>What are you doing for living?
no
>How many years of experience have you?
no

>>12509
>There's a strangely large number of anons under 20 on the webring.
See pic related
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>>13432
Now that I think about it, what's the deal with crossposters, anyway? I'd imagine that if your standards were low enough for cuckchan, then you'd get your fill of bullshit off of that site alone.

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https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru
STREEN OPEN ONCE AGAIN
How was it?
https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru live again

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IS LOLICON PEDOPHILIA?
Are you ready for some hardcore banter, faggots? Today I ask the ultimate question. Is lolicon pedophilia/hebephilia? And no, I don't mean does loli=CP, or does loli=the medical paraphilia in its entirety which requires the obsession to interfere with your regular judgement and daily life. I mean, does sexual attraction to cartoon representations of little girls=sexual attraction to children, the laymen's definition and most common usage of the word pedophilia.

I will make this argument, as a devil's advocate, that lolicon is almost definitely pedophilia. It is jacking off to the concept of fucking children. You won't find many sane people arguing that a man that primarily consumes regular straight hentai without deviations to faggotry isn't heterosexual just because he thinks 3D is PD. The same can be said of a man who jacks off to hard gay muscle yaoi almost definitely being homosexual. Japan doesn't see the difference. When they say lolicon, it can mean fiction, reality, or both. Here are some translated pages of Comic LO, a prime and popular lolicon magazine that is arguably representative of the voices of lolicons in Japan.  It clearly uses lolicon to refer to attraction to real children. LO is published with an audience of pedophiles in mind, by the mangaka themselves.

Now don't mistake my argument. The idea of lolicon being pedophilia is not antithetical to being pro-lolicon. Assuming it is pedophilia, it thus reasons that loli serves as a safe outlet for pedophiles that is harm free since it requires no children for its creation. Japan proves it doesn't increase child sexual abuse cases unless you want to make up some unverifiable bull about unreported cases being staggeringly high. It's also a matter of freedom of speech & expression that lolicon material should be able to freely exist. These are both principle and practical justifications to be pro-lolicon, even if it is pedophilia.

Yes, I am a lolicon as I consume a large amount of it relative to other hentai. No, I have no attraction to real children, but I can't prove to myself or others that what is true of me is true of the majority of lolicons. It also can't be argued that since most lolicons claim to not like real kids, that they don't like real kids, since they would obsviously almost always lie about it if true and want to distance it from pedophilia. There's a small amount of verifiable information suggesting lolicon isn't pedophila, like the rate of convicted pedos with loli since its introduction to the west, but it's not much and is easily explained by loli being safer and more easily found than CP. Lots of lolicon is fairly anatomically correct in all aspects but the face, so it stands to reason lolicons are attracted to the bodies of children and not the faces, and would easily get a stiffy to nudes of a real girl featuring a bag on her head given that they have any attraction to 3D at all still. And all of this is to say nothing of how the lines are blurred when you get into text only fiction.

>Inb4 it's a body type not an age, so it has nothing to do with children, she's 4000 years old bigot!
Loli is a body type with proportions generally corresponding to children of the ages 7-14 according to the way the word is generally used both in the west and Japan. While 12-14 clearly enters hebe territory, I am of course talking about lolis in the body proportions range of appearing roughly 7-12 when arguing that lolicon is pedohphila, since loli also covers that small upper range of petite body types beyond what would be considered prepubescent. If the character doesn't look mostly representative of the proportions of those ages, it is not loli. You cannot divorce it from the appearance of age, no matter what you claim is canon, except in non-standard styles like chibi. Here is an editor of Comic LO clearly stating that the lolis should look like a certain age.  http://archive.is/IB8Sf
>When I was making arrangements with my boss:
<"These characters look a little young for 9."
>When I suggested making them 8 instead:
<"LO's readers want 9-year-olds, 8 is too young. Change the picture instead!"
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>>13109
Ah shit, I know what's wrong. Fucking file is too large, because individual files can be too big even if they're under the filesize limit.
>Shrink it down to 10MB
<Posting still freezes at 50%
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>>13112
Oh shit, wait, it shot up to 73%! I think it's gonna make it!
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>>13113
95%
>>13109
Rape lesbians to correct them!

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>>12968
He's posted the bitch in more than one imageboard.
>>12959 (OP) 
Ok now someone draw and animate this but with touhous
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>>13082
What's touhou?
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>>13084
I'd send you to lemonparty for this but....
>>13084
The Touhou Project (Japanese: 東方Project, Hepburn: Tōhō Purojekuto), also known simply as Touhou (東方, literally "Eastern" or "Oriental"), is a bullet hell shoot 'em up video game series created by one-man Japanese doujin soft developer Team Shanghai Alice.

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what's your favorite dish?
mine is fish.
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Big, rare, bloody steak.
chicken nugger
>>13046 (OP) 
a lewd loli
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>>13046 (OP) 
I am tempted to lie and say taiyaki as you can put whatever in it's flour mold, it's center, to cheat, but it's really, though I try to avoid it, whole wheat Ritz crackers, several slices of turkey pepperoni on it, perfectly square and 1/8 inch thick very 12ish month aged cheddar cheese, Tabasco sauce splashed on the cheese before eating, with something to go with it such as salt and vinegar chips. 

But I like lots of different foods really. 

>>13062
>not saying cheese pizza 
u had 1 job
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>>13106
>very 12ish
Meant to choose between the words 12ish month and very aged. Very aged, 12ish month aged. 

Anyway, maybe 1/8 of an inch is thicker than it needs to be and often it's not square anyway. The slices vary with the pepperoni, of which is only usually turkey pep to avoid extra calories. 

Another I like is tyson's southern style chicken strips, but i don't want to meme myself there, and I never eat just that, i eat it with much mayo and ketchup and Tabasco sauce, and the various sharp cheeses of course. And likely chips. I eat them as half sandwiches often or just bite them back and forth while dunking in mayo, then shooting at the mayo side of it with the spicy sauce. Not only is the Tabasco sauce more spicy, or maybe more concentrated vinegar I don't know, maybe both, but it has less sodium... I have hypertension.

I need to lose weight.

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What would happen if the pig farmer bought 4chan from m00t before gookjew could get his hands on 4chan?
The pig farmer would get arrested because of rape of lewd loli.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>13060
i lik screnshot budy

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Ayasaurus
test
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