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Regarding recent events: >>>/meta/4978 

 Dress to impress!


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Microtransactions
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>>244556
That one was good
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>>244539 (OP) 
I don't like paying for things I can't touch nor paying for retail but at least you can potentially resale retail if you can touch it and even if not shouldn't we be bitching about rent instead? Planned obsolesence?  The trickle down economy? Money no longer having a silver/gold trade value? Hmm? NO, it's the soap and paper we hatfta bitch about. Are you a green Earther? Next you'll list "using water" as a micro-transaction, of which it is and I"d ironically bitch about that before making this thread an show rain water collectors, of which is also probably as legal as reselling retail but oh well.  
>>244548
>not taking issue with the lack of soap implication
The other two are the weaker links, what with salt for teeth from the ocean and water for the shit, but soap is soap. Are you going to really use lye soap that you made from roadkill goyim? It'll burn yo' ass. 
>>244556
>an idiocracy joke 
Approrpiate for the micro-amygdala thread. 
>>244550
>toilets 
Just wash off afterwards. We are designed to hold shit until it's bathing time and generally that's why we b
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>>244569
Why doesn't he just drink the soup from the rim of the bowl instead of scooping it up with his hand?
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>>244917
There is a video of a African nigger carrying a wheelbarrow full of rocks up a ramp, it was one wizchan, and some liberals defended it by saying they were doing it for the luz
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>>244939
I was going to ask another deliberately redundant question but then I re-read your post and realized that you wrote wheelbarrow, not wheel barrel. That's some next level niggerdry.
>doing it for the luz
Niggers can't fathom humor that sophisticated.

Well since 4chan has basically gone to shit like the rest of the Internet. Will zzzchan end up being the last decent site left?
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>>244879
Imageboards are for depressed powerless anons like me to learn something new and at least know there are people out there no matter how fucked in the head they are that can see what the Jews, Boomers, Niggers and Women have done to our countries, our culture and people.
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>>244869
Both of them fit that description, as druggy zoomers don't count as real people.
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No, this site is run by kikes.
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>>244922
Impossible, Neptune hates kikes.
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>>244913
Still you'll go senile from not having no real socialization early so even  talking to animals would be better than nothing

>>244911
Most depression stems from two things.
<The PAST
>objectively better times there is no IF or BUTS
>you have to let go sometime and live in the present which is not saying let go entirely of it 
>worse tech better internet
<REFUSING to let go of yourself
Anons tend to fail in both rather than one and will end up like pic irl.

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>>236473
>implying
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>>236878
Have you considered doing literately anything else other than being a minor nuisance?
>>236460
it's trad therefor good
Bump.
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non whites are not skibidi we aint from ohio what is blud smoking?

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>>244749
If only you could stop letting them live rent free inside your head  you could actually enjoy things even they're not shoving their garbage down your throat.
things are slowly becoming better on the internet if you know how to filter the algo and use more obscure sites/software.
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>>244755
It's associated with normalfags so I want distance between me and it.
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>>244763
understandable, but practically impossible unless you live in the mountains with no internet.
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>>244764
I'm not being articulate and don't have the effort to for this conversation but I do not dislike it merely for spring from a tranny and being crowded around by normalfags for a few years.

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今や我は死なり、世界を破壊する者なり
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Ah, my beloved dearest swan!
Behold this horn, this sword, this ring, and bestow upon him all three
For the horn shall aid him in his time of need,
and the sword shall deliver unto him victory most fortuitous
But this ring shall serve to remind him of me,
so Gottfried himself may know the name of he who freed you from torment and disgrace!
>>239580 (OP) 
オッケー
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Flood, burial, sabotage. Fields tainted, Crops ravaged, usurped. Animals skinned, abused
Myriads of Sins. Evil without end. Blood spilled, Life robbed. Many are sins of the land.
The sin of lying with one’s own kin. The sin of violating child and birth-mother alike.
The sin of defiling the beasts of the land. Calamity wrought by insects crawling upon the ground.
Calamity wrought by birds of prey soaring through the clouds. The sin of poison wicked and vile.
The sins of earth and heaven alike writhe and slither in my festering shell, pregnant with all that is evil, all that is wretched, all that haunts the dark of night.
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And so fierce was the sundering echo of lamentation, at the greenest of mountains withered pale in their earthy roots as azure seas and bountiful to famine’s jaws succumbed.
And thus the wicked gods sprang forth into the realm, their cry like a sarm of insects reverberating into the cosmos, numbering in the myriads; bringing woe in all they touched.
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I had a dream once.

I severed my father-in-law’s limbs and flew his body like a kite.
His face was peaceful, smiling — like a father watching his child play.
That dream didn’t scare me. It comforted me.
I knew then that my mind was not clean.

So I wrote a novel.
Insane Entities — that’s its title.

It mocks God.
It twists salvation into something grotesque.
A Christian on Goodreads called it blasphemous.
They were right.

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>waterboarding 
Cia niggers drove another anony insane I see.... lemme know when the Satanic-templeOS is in the alpha stage, I wanna try it.
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>I had a dream
Nigger
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>>244762
that's just windows 12 with forced ai with it asking if you are even smart enough to click and trust a exe online

>>244766
ah yes I remember the times when white people were allowed to dream
what a darn shame
>>244736 (OP) 
>I’m an atheist living in a Muslim country.
So are you French or British
>>244736 (OP) 
rather jerk off to the full movie 2 girls 1 cup than read this shit

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I don't get it.
Why would you want to fuck a dude if you're a dude? That's just bizarre.
It seems to be a mental disorder. But if you say this, faggots get all upset. 
Furthermore, why do they all act like they're trying to imitate the most slutty bimbo they can think of?
It's kind of an uncanny valley of human behavior. It looks like a man but acts like some sort of demented weirdo.
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>>244385
idk, even if I were fat & gross, I still wouldn't want to fuck a man's hairy asshole. I'd rather just watch porn if I couldn't get laid.
>>244354
That's like saying bj = cannibal, or vomit fetish if deepthroat even. 
>>244360
With hooking. Whore houses were a thing for a reason. Consent is such a buzzword. You are addicted to buzzwords, and addiction is another one as well as predator is.
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>dante must die
And I don't know what that means but 'free shit' I forgot to call you a nigger over. Starve.
>>244697
>Consent is such a buzzword.
Okay, rapist. Or is that another buzzword too?
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>>244699
Your mother used to say it's only rape if I liked it. I didn't like it.

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>hmm today I will find a job
>gamestop is opening a new joint near me and they're hiring even says "urgent"
>I guess that's not the worst
>go to their site and fill application form
>first and last name, dob, resume
>wut? that's it?
>hit go
>sends me to another page I gotta fill in with more detailed information and a cover letter
>ok that makes sense
>fill it in
>get stuck at cover letter
>use chatgpt to cheat
>it's very obviously written by AI
>attempt to make it more believable
>mentions "my experience in sales"
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>walk in
>let me talk to manager
>i will work for you 
>i can work to-day
<sir a resume
>i am right here. i can work as soon as right now.
At this point they'll probably give you a sheet of paper to fill out and you fill it out there and hand it to the boss. maybe he says
<have to do online application i know its gay
>okay are you working tomorrow
<yes/no but frank is and he's actually my boss
>i will be here tomorrow
<welllll blah blah blah
>then i will be here the day after. you need workers. i need work. 
And follow through. Look the faggot dead in his gay little eyes and talk straight. Lighten up if it's getting too tense, but still be direct and not rude. 
Alternatively, 
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Always wondered if it were possible to live on the streets without begging for money and just catching and eating to rats and people's pets or maybe like farming just enough for myself in the woods, but with my PC I don't know what Id do for entertainment
>>244127
I will do this monday and I'll let you know how it goes, but I'll bring a paper copy of my resume too
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Some places simply don't have jobs. It's not enough to be employable. Having credentials, job experience, and a degree isn't going to make the economy any less broken or the government less corrupt. For many of us, moving is the only choice if we want to get out of the ghetto.
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>>244205
update on this
>go there
>wait in line for 2 cougars getting credit for some online service I'm assuming for their bratty snot nosed zoomer sons or something
>guy at the counter is some 40+ goblin with visible hair thinning who gives "I jacks off to my little pony and erp with minors on discord" vibes
>"hello, how can I help you?"
>stare at him for about 3 seconds realizing he's a mirror into the future of my own self
>"uhhhhh yeah I saw an ad online that said that this shop "urgently" needed staff, well here I am"
>"yeah I don't know about the urgence of it but there is a position open for this location, you're going to have to go through the online application blah blah blah blah blah"
>remember my training
>"yes, I already did all that, I was hoping we could speed up the process, that's why I'm here"
>"unfortunately, HR and online applications have priority over resumes and applications delivered in person blah blah blah"
>move onto phase 2
>"cmon man you could be my brother, can't you do anything for me?"
>"unfortunately, I can't, if you want you can leave your application but my manager is the one that blah blahblah"
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How do you feel about hairless kots? Do you think you could find an acceptable level of companionship in them or is the lack of fur a deal breaker? 

I think it is a negative, but I would be wiling to give it a chance if they had an interesting personality. Petting them would be weird, howeverafter.
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>>244602
There is no such thing as "Reddit Spacing". People can use line breaks for neatness of accentuation, both of which have always been used before Reddit. Maybe if you had a life and weren't some permanently online loser, you wouldn't be concerned with such things.
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>>244608
*or accentuation
For the second time, reddit spacing definitely exists and is distinct from using line breaks for formatting purposes. You're just a dumbass who didn't want to get outed. Fuck off back to Reddit with your shit opinions, nigger.
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>>244611
>For the second time, reddit spacing definitely exists 
It only exists in your imagination because you are a no-lifer who has made an identity out of spending day in and day out on the internet. Go tell your mother to make you some tenders and lay down for a nap, little buddy.
>reddit spacing doesn't exist part 2
>utilizes ad hominem that is popular with reddit normalfags
lol, lol

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Is there anything more moral panicky / NPC than saying "homophobe"?

Like, it's almost always used wrong too. Just in reply to someone using "faggot" to mean an insufferable person.

Liberals won on this one.
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>>244373
I think it has a lot to do with the fact that an industrial ecology selects for ASPD traits, but secret societies and the jew don't help sure
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>angriest little wetback in history thinks you capitalize after semicolons
Stick to folding burritos, Pedo Pedro.
>>244568
Thank you for posting this picture, I was looking for it.
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