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So how the fuck do you defend yourself against ((( ticks ))) that make you allergic to red meat?
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>>326999
The thread subject was exhausted, was it not? Is it better to make up some bullshit, or derail completely? A flamethrower would not help against ticks, no matter how funny it would look.
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NEVER WEAR OUTSIDE CLOTHES INSIDE!
Shower once a day especially after being outside.
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>>327001
Reminds me of old khaki tropical military uniforms.
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>>327000
i see your flamethrower and raise heavy water, in summer them shit heads bee looking for water let what they crave kill them slowly.
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>>327824
wrong pic

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Last thread got bumplocked.
Do you like fox girls, anon? Good. This thread is for (You).
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>>310942
Why make several replies when the file size limit allows for them to be posted at once...
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>>310965
Maybe to keep the thread from sliding down too far? Just a thought.
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i accidentally merged everything and fucked up every thread ever, first apologies to this one and trying to restore asap.
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To this day I still don't understand what the point is for wearing these sleeping caps. All I know is that it looks cute on anime grils.
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it is for when it is really cold, or fetish
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It's not an authentic Hortler meme without the badly drawn happy windmill.
...maybe i overcorrected. just use the other loli thread. sorry again...
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How do I stop being attracted to 3D women? My brain is disgusted by their bodies, even more so by their nature, yet my dick still rises. No, I won't castrate myself since I'm still attracted to 2D.
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>>321120
Why do you do the least efficient things?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/OIIe75dVr0c
>>321137
More like the government will deploy sex bots that will make chad sterile and/or retarded cripple
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>>321137
>But robot wives cannot get pregnant, they cannot bear children.
Artificial wombs are making a lot of progress, so they might be able to bear children. Eggs have to come from somewhere, though.
>Birthrates will plummet from low to functionally zero.
Or babies can be made in factories through the Bokanovsky method.
>and continue to love our remains once we inevitability pass on.
That's assuming that they have been programmed to do that.
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>>321158
Some brave new shitposting in this thread
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>yet another generic isekai about religion being le bad
Why is it so popular on imageboards? Do anons have no good taste?
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The reason why judaism aren't listed as judaic is because it is the religion of a aspiring to-be master race (jews), everything else listed is spirituality and religions made by jews for their slave (everyone else, especially Euripids). If you xtians keep having this closed mind, you will soon have a fate worst than genocide. The paranormal and mystical exist.
>>291846
Meh meme for a bait, mutt taste in fancy hats.
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rice cake goes whee 
⊂二二二(^ω^)二⊃
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>>319244
That is great. More of it should happen more often. Macarthur was the greatest thing to ever happen to the fools on that archipielago.
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>>319250
McArthur and Patton were based, but I will always hate ((( american occupation goverment )))
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the amerimutts are whining that a girl isn't eggless wholesome chungus again
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>>319250
He didn't exactly feel that was after the big booms.
My grandfather was directly under MacArthur as a munitions expert, and saw firsthand Hiroshima and Nagasaki less than a week after.
They didn't know the LTEs of nukes.
Patton was also reticent about his involvement.

>>319254
Yes.
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>I can't enjoy big asses, spicy food, or shounen media, because niggers love those things, and I can't ejoy anything niggers enjoy, because then people will think I'm a nigger
>I have to let niggers control what I like and dislike
Pathetic.
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>>305686
>snitching to a bunch of commiefornians that went nowhere
sharty is the future of raids everybody
seriously though, it's piss easy nowadays to bulk download from a site like that with gallery-dl. if something actually goes down and you haven't already made several backups by that point, then you deserve it
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>Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson.webm
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This site sucks now.
It is the worst posting.
Image board culture just is not comfy anymore. I remember back before Trump in early 2015 or even before Gamergate it was perfect. It was "quiet" but active and the posting wasn't mindless nonsense but it was not Reddit serious discussions either. Now Zoomers are in an eternal competition to prove who is the zoomiest and gayest of all, and that is after a decade of /trannypol/ and /pol/eddit burning everything down. Wretched generation.
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>>327670
a trompe can become an airlift, moving water up.
>>327676
...a nice pergola does good too.
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>>327670
>Bollards reduce wind speed because the eddies push the wind.
Eddie got his shit pushed in by a Bollard..
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>>327689
I could hardly fit my hummer under there. Lame.
>>327717
You're thinking of Robert Ballard. He sunk the Titanic.
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>>327757
ya know...
I think you're right.

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Hello everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator.
Today, I decided to finally bring zzzchan into the future by introducing zzzchan 2.0, hopefully fixing the many issues that have affected the site over the years, and maybe, collaterally, bringing some of the userbase back, 99.99% of which clearly left us for greener pastures a long time ago.
I will now be outlining a few future changes that will be implemented in the immediate short term.
>moderation
First of all we will be removing Joyeuse from /b/ as well as every other moderator deemed clearly unfit for the role. Instead we will begin an application process with proper screening and vetting of potential mods. No more first come first serve and random people getting accepted into the team and then doing as they please. Only people that show real understanding of how moderation should be done and true interest in making the place better rather than satisfying their whims will be hired to volunteer. Furthermore the mod pools will be increased significantly with mods coming from all timezones, so there will be no more holes in moderation during "dead" hours.
>transparency
For too long I've been silent about what goes on in the background, updates about the site have been spread very thin and with too little information. Furthermore, I realize I've neglected opening a conversation with the userbase to understand its actual needs. As an admin, the
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>>318828
>child sexual abuse is just booze and should be legal to fix the problem
kys peod
>>318832
You mean the upped the AOC so women can't be pure and have a pair bond is what you mean
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Hello, everyone, Sturgeon here, your beloved administrator back again to address the recent downtime.

Just so we get this out of the way, this was no technical issue at all. Everything is up and running perfectly fine on our end, and the hosts' end so no reason to worry about those things at all! With that said, since you're probably still wondering why we were down: it was my decision to shut off the site temporarily to prevent abuse.
As you might've noticed, well over a month ago, the onion address was taken down voluntarily because someone was posting mean things with it, and the best and smartest solution was shutting it off entirely. Unfortunately, and strangely, if I might add, the meanies were not dissuaded by this at all and started posting on the clearnet as well and I was like "wtf???"
So at that junction, the mod team and I joined our galaxy brains together and thought "if we take down the site entirely, nobody can post abuse or mean things!". That idea has caused a major breakthrough in how moderation should be handled and so we rushed to enact it.

In a nutshell, from now on, never again will we or you have to suffer through bad posters and bad postings, as for when those evil things arise, we shall simply prevent everyone from posting, eradicating the problem at the source!

This has been your benevolent, and quite frankly most ingenious, admin once again. Signing off!
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>>319299
>baby
>bathwater
they can and do, schizo

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Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
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I survive off energy drinks and shellfish
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>>316697
I was just sayin' that the ability to expand your larder is a bonus.
I'm not some BIG CHICKEN lobby advocate or anything, but it's true that a lot of foods that people absolutely HATE are due to shitty recipes, and poor handling/cooking of them.

For instance: People who absolutely HATE Brussels sprouts have likely only had the waterlogged, mushy sulfur-bombs; over boiled and out of a frozen vegetables bag.
Panfried in FAT or healthy oils to a crisp from fresh is the ONLY way to go.

Cornish game hens were my go-to for Friday night dinner while camping during festivals.
I'd also suggest, if you ever get the chance, to roast a whole chicken via the French string method over an open fire.
It's hard to explain, but it somehow makes the bird 10X as far as deliciousness.

OP's post is a jab at Elgin glowniggers, a leftover from the killing off of FrensChan and OurChan...
I think it's the insane Bulgarian, Kiril.
He's funny, but definitely not all there.

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>>316871
i like that pic but russula gives you the shits when you eat a lot
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>>316877
Checked and Kek'd
good to know...
I really like a good puffball mushroom, the ones that get volleyball sized, sliced an inch thick and fried in butter and with rosemary, garlic and salt & pepper.
Tastes just like steak.
The pic was very loosely related, but I love Gnomes, so...
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