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update on this
>go there
>wait in line for 2 cougars getting credit for some online service I'm assuming for their bratty snot nosed zoomer sons or something
>guy at the counter is some 40+ goblin with visible hair thinning who gives "I jacks off to my little pony and erp with minors on discord" vibes
>"hello, how can I help you?"
>stare at him for about 3 seconds realizing he's a mirror into the future of my own self
>"uhhhhh yeah I saw an ad online that said that this shop "urgently" needed staff, well here I am"
>"yeah I don't know about the urgence of it but there is a position open for this location, you're going to have to go through the online application blah blah blah blah blah"
>remember my training
>"yes, I already did all that, I was hoping we could speed up the process, that's why I'm here"
>"unfortunately, HR and online applications have priority over resumes and applications delivered in person blah blah blah"
>move onto phase 2
>"cmon man you could be my brother, can't you do anything for me?"
>"unfortunately, I can't, if you want you can leave your application but my manager is the one that blah blahblah"