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>>326686 (OP) 
Yes, except actually.

Is this sharty now?

>>326825
Nobody uses those soyjak sites anymore, all memes and medias associated with sharty and etc are just made by and posted from people who uses twitter and other social medias or none at all or in between. Speaking as a gen-Z with experience.

>>326829
That doesn't explain the present user counts, post rates etc of the sharty, assuming that you're not running psyops for the sharty.

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>>326686 (OP) 
>>326813
>faggy.shitty

>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread

Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.

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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??

>swollen
round 2?

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>>316760 (OP) 
Your body says you're not done, Anon.

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>>314748
> i was fucking my bf and she said "i didn't brush my teeth, so i cant give you head today". and i said "i don't mind". and he said "i don't care if you don't care"

Let me guess, all three of you were gay.

>>314750
https://archive.ph/O9DGn
Archived his post. He's probably scrambling to archive this thread on the wayback archive in order to feel like he's not the one being made fun of here.
https://archive.ph/xaerK#selection-7875.64-7875.89 Keep in mind that he's already open to the idea of fucking a tranny.
https://archive.ph/5qTja#selection-5095.0-5095.35 And he has admitted to being gay.

>>314610 (OP) 
>skrillex
best anime ever. they just don't make 'em like they used to

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>>314724
ahhh, yes, some hapas are unfortunately hit with the brown stick

Told her I had a chubby, she asked to see it and I chicken out.

>Do you talk to yourself anon?
Yeah, it's a good to way to remind things or learn new stuff. Mostly it's just thinking loudly.
> And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
Sometimes, just for practice. The goal is to get a acceptable accent, eventually.
>>326498
You may be kidding, but when I became too isolated my voice disappears. After a social event my vocal cords hurts a little just because I talked just a hour or two. I'm an autistic who likes to isolate myself but I tend to talk a lot near people, never asked for this weird combo.
It may look retarded but now I "warm up" before going to some events to fix it.

>>326557
I was not kidding, you are right. I have the same problem, I see people only rarely, so my voice is not strong when I try to talk, and I lose it fast.
In extremity you can forget how to make the sounds. There was a man in Spain who was literally raised by wolves in the forest for some years when he was young. When he was found, he still remembered how to understand Spanish but he forgot how to say the words himself.

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>>326524
ya, ohh its from a book, where someone carries around a duck to explain problems in different terms ... do jeep owners code?

>>326691
Probably not, though like code moneys they do often have a rather large collection of thigh high socks.

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>>326757
thoughtless whores leaving their clothes around.

>>326652
>Then shut up, atleast until your family can dump him in a care home on his 18th birthday.
Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources? No he'll be a burden on my mother until she dies, then on me, only because I want the house tho.
>You sure you're not the retard here?
I've seen his writing, and he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account, so...
>the rest of the "adult" world, etc)
I'm starting to think I'm hitting a little close to home.

>>326653
>Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources?
State-run care homes, then.
>he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account
That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices. If he can install a user-facing Linux distro, its for the better.

>>326656
>State-run care homes, then.
Lel, you're naive. The state will take whatever it can from who ever it can before it starts to pay for shit, and they don't give my mother medicaid because she makes too much money.
Besides my mother is sentimental to the maladaptive, so that isn't going to happen as long she is alive.
>That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices
The lack of capability was the relevant point.

So far, I like German, Chinese and Russian: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOMYPBbZLAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnK3Kbpa2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykypP-uOqq0

Make Society Quiet Again.

Japan have labs with vats design for putting human in it or grow one from a single fertilized egg/ cell. The reason why nobody found out or even know about it, is because they put them on those salary-man sky scrapers and generic buildings, and a huge part of the puppulation is in on it and hide it. They likely grows Baki-shapped human there. They grow many other things there also. Stroking my dick to this power fantasy.

>>326607
China probably does this already. They may have already purposefully paired people together to breed sports athletes; Yao Ming is a notable example.

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Every industry that is made illegal creates a black market where new technologies stretch the moral fiber of any involved. The foster children industry in china exploded and that doctor got pinched for genetically modified children; i think that was the tip, I would not be surprised to hear about a dolly in the wild.

>>326670
...like a twin?

>>326671
>>326670
Not the 'it was kikeshit' poster but Orphan Black was kikeshit.

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>>326146
Incredibly relatable pics

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>>326154
It could be worse. Or is that the same thing?

I love this Twitter trend.

>>326395
How likely do you believe it is they will send you off to die in some fake and gay war for enriching jewish shekels?

>>326444
Unlikely, hohols and kurwas come first

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>>326459
Wrong again, JewSA comes first for Germany

>>325984 (OP) 
Eat a pineapple. Fucking yummo!

>>326367
This would be the best answer.If you have one goal, get tanned af.

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I regret nothing!
[spoiler]Well in hindsight i do regret not acting like a faggy goodytwoshoes transjew christian faggot just so i can take free stuff and mess with their moral framework, on the other hand trolling is such hard work.[/spoiler]

>>313551
RTFM
https://zzzchan.xyz/faq.html#post-styling

I unironically regret nothing. If I can get rid of just one more person in my life, I'll be living the best I could ever imagine.

NO REGERET MOTAFUCKA

>>311234 (OP) 
gave a man with organ failure vicodin.

>>326381
>based
>redpill
<beta is a made up word!
<why is getting off on girls being attacked to the point of gore bad?
I'm not the tard in this reply chain and nobody ever knows so many peple. You don't have to know more than one dick to know that dicks 
 are rapey in general from afar after using one learning experience and then extrapolating from afar by indeed comparing their tendencies in the same way you seem to extrapolate all the supposed schizo (schizo what? Schizophrenic? Schizoid? Schizotypal? Schizoaffective? SCHIZO WHAT, Mr. FAKE WORD) people that you know into seeing me as one. If you know so many of them then you're likely from an institute yourself and otherwise you're a pysch major in which case your bedside manner is disturbingly awful. Did you 
 hallucinate me as a duck also? You have to go quack to the mental institute you have to go quack! You won't though as you like pissing me off!

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>>326408
AI slop has poisoned the well so much that LLMs are beginning to struggle to remain coherent for more than 1.25 sentences.

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>>326427
LLMs can't do the captcha, of which is currently on (for my IP).

>>326428
Not calling you a bot, but there has been automated spam while the captcha has been active recently.

>>326432
I wonder how they're even getting past it.