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How do people write inside pocket journals? My handwriting is too big to fit all my thoughts every time I try to write small I go back to my normal size writing
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>>218436 (OP) 
Once I used a very thin tipped pen to write in tiny <2 inch wide notes which I then made into a little book to cheat at exams. It was so tiny, you should've seen that shit, writing it down was an exercise in composure and precision.
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>>218439
I might have to go back to doing cursive writing. I still don't understand how women prefer to write small, I feel jealous.
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>>218439
In 4th grade I read about the worlds smallest published book in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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>>218443
I didn't write it in cursive, not that I couldn't, but at that size I figured it'd be illegible, more so since my handwriting isn't great, it was like extremely tiny, like pic related more or less, except it was more defined and legible because it wasn't squished pixels.
>>218445
Is that a pin head? That's crazy small, though you obviously need magnification to read that.
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>>218447
Now that I look at it again, I think it was slightly smaller than that.

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Let's have a story thread! Tell me your embarrassing story when your still in school (HS and bellow) anons!
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>>218259 (OP) 
>be in elementary school
>there's a tomboy in another class who shares my interest for video games
>we both have GBAs, she has big name games like mario while i have licensed shovelware type of games
>i like her games and she lets me play them
>conversely she also likes a particular licensed game that i have and i let her play it
>she proposes to trade a mario game with me (super mario advance 4) for this game
>around the same time i moved to a nearby city
>in school she gives me her game, and i forgot to bring mine that day so i promise to give her the next day
>unbeknown to me, the next day i suddenly have to transfer to a school near my new home
>no contact with her, never see her again
>basically unintentionally stole a game from her
>years later in high school try to find her on facebook (to plan a meeting to give her my game) with no success
>practice basketball in backyard during high school
>house is within very short walking distance of school
>numerous times a group of girls I knew from class would walk by 
>usually run/hide out of visible sight each time because I felt shy/self-conscious/embarrassed
>they obviously knew it was my house and it was me playing
>sometimes they'd call out to say hello or I could otherwise hear them giggling/laughing
The annoying thing was that I didnt give a fuck what girls thought during middle school and was edgy towards them, and yet they seemed to like it back then. Dunno what happened in high school to make me feel like that. Maybe because I wasn't all that confident in myself or how I looked/athleticism.
>>218268
>non-blood relative
does this count as incest?
I "made friends" (sat next to on the bus) with a fat fujo who looked kind of like Chunk from the Goonies. She and her other fujo friend would always talk to me about the crazy shit she said she experienced (most of which I think was bullshit) and the Warrior cat and Artemis Fowl books. It was strange, but also kind of funny to experience.
>>218259 (OP) 
I got suspended from school in elementary for "threatening" to stab a kid.
In reality, I had shavings from the eraser binder of a wooden pencil that I was gonna use to melt down into weapons for my lego minifigs. Some kid thought I had a knife and I said something to the effect of, "If I had a knife you'd have known it". I think who reported me was some fat negress single mother too because she thought I actually had a knife, so I had to go to the principal and school counselor and got a week's suspension for that "threat".
And to this day I have nothing but hate and scorn for zero tolerance shitlib policies and obese ghetto negresses.

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>picrel is "Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop"
I like this movie :3
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>>218285
The example you posted is melodramatic bullshit. Just because it's made by le ebin nazis doesn't mean it's good.
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>>218349
You sound honest to god retarded.
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>>218350
Ok, I watched that webm again from start to finish instead of just skimming through it and I take back what I said.
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>>217659
With a touch of irony I'd wish good luck finding anything like Princess Mononoke in Western movies. Perhaps Jackson's Lord of the Ring and The Two Towers.
>>217705
>Ghibli slop
Early Ghibli was much better.
>>217846
>for example you would rarely see a notable western work these days being reasonable towards fascism and its merits.
Yup. The fact that kikes have focused on perverting our nations for centuries might explain this too.
>>217870
>Part of the reason Legend of the Galactic Heroes is praised so much is because its so different from the other stuff you'd find in anime. It isn't just a few things, it eschews a lot of what you'd commonly find in anime.
>I'm not going to say it isn't anime of course, but it is definitely far from a reflection of what you can usually expect from anime.
It's intellectual in comparison to 99.99% of anime.
>>217875
If the manga is not adapted into an animated show then it's not anime, duh.
>>217909
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>>218372
>special
Die Feuerzangenbowle is essentially a high school comedy anime before anime was a thing, if some nip studio made a copypasta using current age aesthetics no one who isn't mildly genre savy in regards to anti-semitic Krautist Kino would be able to tell the difference.
Though a number of scenes would probably have to be adjusted for Nipponese censorship audiences, like the one where the chemistry teacher gets his class drunk.
Also every one of the young male actors was kill on the frontlines.
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>>218351
>melodramatic
???

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Your move, anon.
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>>218094
DING DING DING
sorry for the delay
>>217930 (OP) 
(jizzes in yo mouth)
checkmate, faggot
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>>218338
>pisses pants
>shits on floor
Now what?
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Is this where the incels are? Will i be safe here? I heard about "taking the blackpill."
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that show is for bored old maids. the fact they have a scene of that character with a physical meme folder says it all.
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>>218312 (OP) 
Mt favorite part is "in site forum." Why dont we have that here?

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where can I watch or download Hilda (the animated series) for free?
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>>217630
>but most likely that was deliberate.
redpill me on Totally Spies
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>>217631
>everyone who likes those chinese cartoons is chinese
You sound like a boomer.
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>>217644
What's wrong with incandescents? LEDs still are garbage unless you pay $50 per bulb. Flicker (even without a dimmer), CRI, etc.

You'll get LEDs that seem bright but still feel dim. That's because they have an uneven amount of light at different frequencies. For example you'll have a ton of bright blue light, but other colors will be dim. Good luck ever figuring out why you want to kill yourself without getting a degree in physics and spending thousands on testing different LEDs.
>>217591
Powerpuff Girls was so good.
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This was badass, especially from a child’s perspective, because what else would a kid back then find badass if not for beyblades?
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>if it was on tv it was extremely popular with all boys, beyblade, yugioh, pokemon, dragon ball, one piece, shaman king, hunter x hunter, knights of the zodiac, case closed etc, literally everyone would watch those and talk about the episodes at school and have respective merchandise/toys
The lucrative aspect of all that kind of stuff is just starting to dawn on me. As a kid I never thought past just wanting products like that and didn’t consider all that had to be done for it to be thought up, manufactured, marketed, and sold, or the incentives behind it all. There were and still are people strategically planning and designing entire ecosystems based on artificial culture that’s formed through layers of abstraction solely for the purpose of making the highest profit off of children.This is a far cry from the simple wooden, metal, and cloth toys such as letter blocks, toy wagons, and stuffed animals of the past which were closer to the root culture of the people who they were intended for and those kinds of toys were probably made with a sincere compassion for children. This isn’t just with toys, this is with everything. The more humanity evolves, it’s creations become more abstract and detached from nature.
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I just got reminded me of the time I was at a friend's house together with him and another guy and we had noticed that by spinning the blade at and angle they sometimes produced a spark upon landing because of the friction of the metal ring, I remember after figuring out a way to do it sorta consistently we turned off the lights and did it and saw the sparks in the dark and we went "WOOOOOOOHOOHAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!". some time later I was at this restaurant with my family and this kid had a beyblade and I told him about the sparks trick and wanted to try and replicate it myself, with his beyblade of course, but I did it on the road outside and all it ended up doing was snap parts of the plastic of the outer ring lol, I don't recall if he noticed or not though because I threw the bit that snapped off away and it broke at a sorta even angle so it wasn't too obvious.
Obviously not to the same tier as anime, but from my experiences, it depended on if people were using the legitimate heavy, metal beyblades, and what sort of arena used. At my elementary school, no one used the actual arenas, as the far side of the playground had a square four way drinking fountain, which was slanted so excess water would flow to a drain in the center. Most likely quite unsanitary looking back on it, but it made a great arena with more than enough space for the beyblades to collide, recoil, and fall inward, making for enough time to build tension between impacts. Think I recall some hitting hard enough to launch the beyblades into and even up from the drink fountain boundary walls, which was of course where kids had their hands and faces, whether competing or just wanting to watch and dodge some possible ring-outs

I would assume that in the decades since then, they’ve probably banned those things from schools, just like anything fun has any risk to it of someone getting hurt, be it physically or in their feelings.
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>>217502
I should have realized I was preaching to the choir with that post.
>>217486
They were pretty abundant at my local store so I had a choice. Side characters are more interesting to me now than when I was a kid, I think it's another dumb kid thought to want to be the protagonist until you grow up and see the flaws in idolization.
>>217492
>I know a lot of anons can't handle the best dub but it's what I grew up watching.
Anime like that sounds natural in a local dub since it's made to appeal to the most amount of people because it's more of a commercial export.
>>217602
>I would assume that in the decades since then, they’ve probably banned those things from schools, just like anything fun has any risk to it of someone getting hurt, be it physically or in their feelings.
I wonder if dodge ball is still allowed in most schools today.
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>mc’s beyblade is named pegasus
>in greek mythology pegasus kills medusa
I’m not drawing any real parallels here, I just thought that was neat.

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Good evening, chat. Hello, John.

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i hate millennials so fucking much
they have no taste in anything
all the games they play are 3dpd trash from 2001+
all the music they listen to is skrillex or some punk rock metal bullshit
their food is mayo but vegan
all the art they're into is some "pixel" shit
they have no STEM skills other than installing an LED bulb and wireless bullshit. all made in node.js
then they act like they matter or have rights whenever their world shakes
just like boomers, they will use the law to artificially uphold the shitty products and companies they made
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>>218231 (OP) 
That image is awful,
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I was born in '93 but made friends in school with older kids easily and after prison my friends were all older millenials and some Gen X people. We aren't all neon hipster genderspecials
Zoomers are so retarded they can’t even write meaningful insults. Not one sentence of this got close to hurting my feelings or even caused me mild annoyance. Hopefully Gen alpha shows more promise. Millennials and Gen X are the only decent generations alive.
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>>218239
Why does Assuka have a Finnish moustache?

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I wake up, almost daily, with little snippets of songs stuck in my head. Sometimes they are real songs and sometimes they are ones that I came up with in my dream. Is this a sign of demonic activity? A user on an old textboard I used to frequent told me that this was demonic but I highly doubt that it is. Do you guys know of any stories about this type of thing from history or anecdotes about it? I want to try and re-create some of the song snippets in FL Studio
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I've had that happen before in dreams, where I heard a dark and gloomy synth rhythm in combination with a "spell", or when I had a dream where I saw a king seated on a throne playing lyre music that suspiciously sounded like the acoustic guitar from Rush's 2112.
>Is this a sign of demonic activity?
It depends, but it can be. You would have to check for other signs of that.
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Apparently martians telepathically broadcast an excerpt from a Talking Heads song on loop to Kyle Odom all night.
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>>218140
I've heard Rush and King Crimson and ELP sounding stuff in dreams a lot. Your dreams sound pretty cool. Concerning that it might be demons, will have to investigate it further

>>218141
Spooky
>>218102 (OP) 
This is demonic crazy
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>>218150
Proof? Source? Evidence? I doubt it is demons, personally.

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