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>>324691
Well anon, there's no reason you couldn't just roll whatever dice you have at hand...But you see, you're taking it TOO LITERALLY
It's abasically a "Coin flip" whether or not Daddy was a pushover or a Good leader.
the modifiers were just for flavor.
but you know... I'm a little surprised some of the "RPG Purists" haven't tapped into the dice roll here for fun and gaymes.

Rollan' for /b/ thread acceptance:
(##1%100) = 88

* to use the Waifu roller, you can post "ROLLING" here:
>>>/meta/5779
Please sage in the Email field when rollan'

>>324694
>>324664
Fuck rolling. If I hafta be with some woman she'd better be an ideal gf, not a random gf. That type of ID is not even here to begin with. Rolling 'dice' makes no sense.

>>324714
Yeah, I really should've altered the rollchart is I wanted it to be usable here.
I really only posted it for it's humor value at first, but then had a misguided notion that it could be used here.
Those IDs in /meta/, /tech/ and /fascism/ amongst others aren't the same style at all; and the last thing I'd want to do is shit up those threads.
ROLL threads are entirely the domain of /b/

MEA CULPA
>>324714
Also
Your approach to this is Much better
Pick and choose. But let's be real, with women, there's a LOT of "Rolling the dice" to begin with.

>>324224 (OP) 
don't wory, even if they had liked you back you would've screwed it up at some point, like me.
>be me
>have a crush on this girl
>always acted weird with me
>one day she talks to me
>then she snubs me
>then she tells me private stuff about her life
>then she ignores me like I'm not there
>eventually she confesses she has a secret
>the secret is she has a crush on me
>I'm so dumbfounded the only thing I can say is "what's wrong with you, are you retarded?"
>she literally almost starts crying and blurts out "nevermind forget I said that"
>stops talking to me
that was the only woman who ever showed interest in me

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>>324664
If you're gonna do something do it right, Anon

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Wait this is /v/ thread in /b/ how dare you????

>>316860
they don't even look good on release anymore

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>>316889
not everyone likes to be surrounded by homo moderators who ban anyone who isnt in their discord (not like /b/ is much better) and are obsessed with AIDS games like tf2 and bf2

>>299511
STALKERS graphics were never anything special and was subpar even when it came out

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>>299339 (OP) 
It's Super Mario Sunshine and Skyrim for me.

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>>324706
That bread in Northern Ire used to have a CROSS baked into it...
it's YOUR ISLAND isn't it?

>324707
>Does it make a difference if I played THIS while watching the expulsion??
*on loop for the burn

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>>323744
<I go fishing to relax!

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>>324718
D-Did This dude shoot up a fertile egg with his own jizz??
This looks like a Homunculus troll.
Magicians and alchemists used to love trolling "Neophytes" by putting instructions for Homunculi in their grimoires.
>That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"[2]], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.[3]: 328–329 

LEL! Imagine getting some N00b to sit and jack off into a glass jar full of horseshit,(BIG CLUE) and then keep it around for 40 days.
the alchemists of the day must've had a good chuckle over that.

>>324747
Do you think Centaurs and such hybrid animals were created by something like this?

>>323525
What picture? I've only posted one file ITT and it's:
>>323488

>sounding absolutely miserable
I'm not miserable. I try to be positive, but if people are hostile to me, I just give them a receipt on it.

>>323453 (OP) 
look how strong her 4th finger is, wtf D:

lol sorry. her index finger

>>323453 (OP) 
>jackoff to uncanny valley
Take your meds

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>>324170 (OP) 
I don't  unnerstann...
What exactly is it you HATE?
The AI?
Nature, or representations of it?
What?

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>>324214
He probably likes industrial decay and dark animus like Ergo Proxy, of which, how many are like Ergo Proxy? Just about none. Enjoy your happy go lucky moe slop! 
>look at this art!  it is perfection!
With no soul. It is soulless. OP hates how soulless the "art" is. Reality itself is NOT ART and THIS is REALITY 

>the sun came up AGAIN
>not getting it

>>324214
it looks like one of those albums frm when a band that only had 1 good song 2 begin with gets all "enlightened" and decides
>yes, i am was
>(i finally fit in somewhere) (<---subcon cope)
>behold my superiority
then the music that was techno or metal b4 is suddenly just some whiny humming

>>324546
MICROCHIMERISM! THANK YOU! I was having a bitch of a time remembering.

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>>324571
Like I said above, the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 

Permanently.

It may be in small amounts, but uts basically there for life. If shes been burning coal for an extended period, it would both Africanize her features (YES, REALLY), and that of her offspring. In effect a white father wouldn't be her only sperm donor, just a primary donor.

>>324576
>the DNA of not only the father, but potentially anyone's sperm shes ever had contact with, is implanted in her genes. 
Again we aren't using her eggs, we are making embryos with eggs from good women, and they carry and birth them.

>>324581
Sage negated

>>324618
You're nothing. You understand? Nothing.

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>>324618
NTA, but there's no need to post "SahhhGAyyy Negativity!!!1!!"
If you post a meaningful retort.
If the point of that for (you) is to BUMP the thread, that will happen anyway.
If your Aim is simply to be adversarial to our in-house, serial sage-er; then you are just becoming an instrument for pushing the thread towards bump limit,(although not likely,) ~AND~ only adding "noise" to what could've been an opportunity to add value to your argument.

Fun's Fun, but I'm sure we'd all like to see the threads elevated to a higher standard than the "Drive-by Shitflinging"  that is SOP for Cancerous Chans like ShartFest and 4Fags.
It's no mystery whyother chans and 4Troons in particular are reduced to POOP-HURLING, Shitting streets, when you look at how overpopulated they are with JEETS.
Let's aspire higher

ON TOPIC:
>A series of studies in recent years reveals that mothers contribute even more than inherited DNA to their children—they also pass along fully formed cells that continue functioning for years within their offsprings’ bodies.  It’s a phenomenon scientists call microchimerism.
Sauce:
https://scienceblog.cincinnatichildrens.org/deeper-microchimerism-study-sheds-new-light-on-a-mothers-cellular-gift/

>>249080
>AI took over
>how fast AI able to replicate it
There is a big difference between "AI can replicate it" and "normalcattle are spamming it everywhere". There have been good music models before stable diffusion got super popular, the only difference is that normies aren't into musical slop as much as visual slop because you still gotta listen to AI music for a few minutes while you can glance at an AI image for 0.5s, hit like, and keep scrolling so obviously content farms will prefer to pump out the latter.

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>How do you learn to make music?
complete beginner here, I have no idea of what I'm doing but I will try to explain what I've learned.
A song has 4 layers, drums, bass, chords and melody.
Drum and bass changes song's texture and velocity, if you want a slower song, you use a full note, if you want a fast song you use 1/8 or 1/16 of a note.
Drum gives your song a rhythm.
I have no idea what chords do, but without them the song doesn't feel right; at least one of the chords must be in the same note as your bass, if your bass is on C one of the chords must also be on a C, bass on C2, chords on C3 or C4. 
Melody is the voice of the music, the part of the song that gets stuck in your head, you don't need melody to make a song.

>Step 1
Create 3 instruments, one for the melody, one for the chords and one of the bass
>Step 2
Open the piano roll, select a scale, select a note, and then mark that note for the scale you selected.
>Step 3
On the bass instrument, pick one note from the marked scale, and repeat the same note for the 4 bars.
>Step 3

>>249021
GBA uses both samples and a synthesizer, so there's a lot more variation from game to game in how it's made. If you want the samples, you'll need the GBA ROM and you can extract all the audio samples into a sound font using GBAMusRiper: https://www.romhacking.net/utilities/881/ That'll let you make new music tracks that sound like the GBA game you like.

If you want an actual GB-ish synthesizer, you can buy a nanoloop - https://nanoloop.com/ - but probably you'll be using a software solution like DefleMask: https://www.deflemask.com/

Trackerboy exists to create GB and GBC chiptunes: https://www.trackerboy.org/
Famitracker exists to create NES chiptunes: http://famitracker.com/
If you want more modern shit there's MilkyTracker: https://milkytracker.org/

Probably you could get some help from the

>>311728
>if your bass is on C one of the chords must also be on a C
wait til he learns reharminization

I’m developing a retro like game that uses tracker formats for music, and its sound effects DO steal some voices from the playback of the .it file.

These retro games using .mp3 for chiptune music, and using sfx as .oggs that staggers it’s so cringe and nigger.

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>>322502
you follow karen-tier generic internet rumors
https://foodbabe.com/cooking-oils/
everything on this page is the same retard tier health "insight" that you(s) repeat

>>324462
Not him but what make's the information in the link you posted retarded? I'm trying to learn how to cook myself so I'd like to not build some bad habits along the way.

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>>324462
Jokes on (you) FAGGOT.
Those fucking Karens culled their info from ME.
I've been poasting against the poisonous nature,(amongst other anons,) for well over 8 years now retard.
Did you know Sucralose is a fucking GENO-TOXIN?
Did you know that we've lost 12-68% of the nutients in our foods since Monsanto<(and DOW, and NK, and...), began their petro-chem based factory farming techniques?
Did you know that people ate the SHIT out of tallow and Lard and saturated animal fats predominately, all the way up to 70s, then when some FAGGOT millionaire had a fucking heart attack, he convinced the AMA, the ADA, the FDA and quite a few members of congress that it was the healthy shit that causes arterial plaque??
<Obesity was RARE until '82
<McDonalds fries would be switched to being fried in Partially Hydrogenated SOY oils, whereas they were fried in the by product of their product before--TALLOW.
<There were mass protests
<Glyphoste soaked HFCS replaces cane sugar due to the corn lobby. New Coke is a massive flop, but it was all a ruse anyway to cement brand affiliation.
<your mom begged for me to put it in her ass last night but I refused the nasty bitch
>Donny Rumsfeld was on the Board of Searle,(makers of NutraSweet™, the key sweetener of Diet Coke®,) and got Reagan's FDA to RAM through the mostly untested, highly carcinogenic when it breaks down with heat, Phenylalanine based shit, all the while blatantly slandering saccharine as carcinogenic by using tests from Searle's Labs, when in fact Saccharine, while it tastes like shit, is WAYYYYYY better for your body than a fractionated Amino acid derivative.

You are like a toddler who wandered into the Grad student's off-site labs.

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>>324466
Double GET
Ignore the Troll faggot with Unilever products dripping off his chin like a whore on Bukkake sites.
I just made my own mayonnaise like ½hour ago using Avocado oil.
Take control of your OWN food supply as much as possible. Buy local from local farmers you trust, read labels and eat CLEAN as you possibly can.
your future self will thank you for it.
With a stick blender and a tall ball jar or even a washed out mayo jar add, at room temp:
♦2 eggs
♦½tsp. salt
♦1Tblsp. white ACV or rice wine viNIGGER
♦1tsp dijon mustard
♦1Tblsp. lemon juice

top off with 2 cups of Avocado oil, immerse stick blender to the bottom, and on high speed, slowly draw the stick up while it emulsifies.
Rock the stick around a good 15-20 seconds after it's all mixed just to make sure.

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>>324440
It's basically tastes exactly like fresh cheese curds (as it pretty much is). The difference is, is that it is baked after. It's a hard cheese but it's semi soft. The best way to have it is to fry it directly in butter on medium low heat for about 3 minutes on each side. It won't get goopy and the texture is perfect

>>324375
The larger issue in the post is that those being abused are being hunted by those likely in direct employ of their abusers. In point of fact close to 100% of ALL sexual deviancy of any stripe have been abused during early development. Psycho kill-slaves like: (>>324387) exist because those who commit these acts are well connected to, if not members of, the Law Enforcement community and its aa easy as sending a text message to put someone on the universal shit list. This not only DOES NOT keep people safe from "deviants," but ensures that the mechanisms of society itself clean the victims up FOR those who created them. 

As a reminder, Punisher/enforcer/ZOGbot types are psychotic, aka ADDICTED to violence. This means that if you waved a magic wand and anyone remotely near the fringes of society disappeared, these people would still need to FEED their addiction on anyone who's left, by whatever means. Could a victim molest a child? It's actually a distant maybe, when you account for LEAs fucking with evidence, witnesses, flow of information, and due process. Could a Punisher molest a child? They WILL, literally as soon as they feel confident in their capabilities, social stature, or the damage inflicted sounds too sweet to pass up.

God Bless America.

>>324486
The only people I've seen that are addicted to violence are the deviants.
Trannies

>>324512
>anyone but tranny would be not

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>>323710 (OP) 
>everyone who dislikes Mark is an evil dolphinoid gayopper not that there weren't regular glowniggers and alt-chan trannies gayopping on the regular but a good chunk of the anti-Mark community were honest anonymooses like in picrel, Mark is a good boy he dindu nuthin, no let's not mention how Jim paid him $2k a month to >moderate /v/ while posting slop on /jewsplus/ nor the epic chatlog between him and the pig farmer from 2019 or the Gondola monetization controversy from the same time period
>waaa evil webringers called me a faggot and bullied me, 8chan.moe is the one true eight chain for we are the last bastion of freeze peech unlike those nasty trorrs from Z(ZZ)chan and other bad goy places
>we are the only post-8chan site to uphold the value of free speech by inviting oppressed communities such as /hebe/, actual pedos by US legal definition and therefore the model community for integration, but they were not freedoms enough and impolite so we told them to leave so we could uphold our values, also their board wasn't deleted and just turned into a hidden board with 0 users which is much better than deleting /v/ twice like that dumb 10goon on the nigger site haha
>we need to grow more users at any cost lest freeze peech di

>>324512
It seems to me that there are trannies and there are trannies. The vast majority seem to be confused, groomed vics going with the faccimile of a social "awakening": not actually dangerous in and if themselves, just 90lb speedrunners who would probably just be gay under different social circumstances.

Then there are Trannies. Ones that seem to have military experience, links with Law Enforcement, more funding for their gender reassignment surgery not like the VA could be trusted to remove a splinter and/or cosmetics. Very unstable, very agressive, very confrontational. If I was an invesrtigator looking into transexual child abuse, I'd start looking at discharge papers.

It's very possible someone has inflated the first group to act as a hide for the second. Think Siberian tigers rasing a herd of zebras.

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>>324177
a woman. a woman!

>>324177
Also (non shit tier) men in their 30's would've had to take vaccines to be able to enter their workplace or take an important flight. I need unvaccinated dick, which is why I only fuck with men my own age.

>>324469
If you failed with the first man, you are a fallen woman. virgin or bust

>>324039 (OP) 
It really has nothing to do with that. It mostly has to do with women being brainwashed by social media and hollywood propaganda. That is why women sabotage relationships because they think that there is always someone better around the corner. Don't get me wrong though it is still 100% their fault as hollywood/social media never forced them to do what they did and the majority of women never learn from their mistakes not because they aren't aware of them, but because they have narcissistic personalities.

>>324511
and let's not forget the disease spreading whore