/b/ - Random

only the dead can know peace from this FUN


New Thread[×]
Name
Email
Subject
Message
Files Max 5 files32MB total
Tegaki
Password
Flag
Captcha*Select the solid/filled icons
[New Thread]

 Dress to impress!
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] | [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs]
No.332367 [Open]
4c17f4650221c63f5f9a44bf5447733855c2ebca.jpg
[Hide] (329.1KB, 1170x1218) Reverse
How long do you think we have until countries en mass recognize that internet sovereignty is vital to national security and set up government backed firewalls à la China?
And how long until governments start noticing the importance of a national essential web services, like data banks, payment processors, streaming and videosharing, cloud systems, etc, in order to keep their citizens free from odious foreign impositions for making a living?
I feel we are going that way eventually, for me the timeline is the few decades after the next big crash in the US that forces decentralization. Earlier even if a wave of socialism acquires power afterward and start nationalizing big tech's infrastructure.
15 replies and 5 files omitted. View the full thread
No.332543 
>>332537
Id enjoy feeding them alive to things.
Replies: >>332544
No.332544 
>>332543
Or using their biology for experimentation, don't know how the compatible the data will be though
No.332547
9caa0f89-30ed-406a-b53e-d2e57f318ec8.gif
[Hide] (1.3MB, 498x366) Reverse
Never happened
No.333342 
China isn't even that strict anymore. Iran and Russia have surpassed national firewall levels. China's internet now feels liberal
No.333355 
dad, don't miss church today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrvzWQfkM98
No.333199 [Open]
NO-Diesel-1-FL-2-TX-09-17-2026.jpg
[Hide] (150.6KB, 1200x575) Reverse
Diesel-NJ-TPK-09-17-2026.jpg
[Hide] (279.1KB, 963x1287) Reverse
Diesel-W-VA.jpg
[Hide] (204.5KB, 1502x1477) Reverse
GettyImages-2268719972.webp
[Hide] (42.4KB, 1200x675) Reverse
images.jpg
[Hide] (7.3KB, 516x387) Reverse
How are you preparing for the diesel crisis?
29 replies and 9 files omitted. View the full thread
No.333328 
>>333292
If the truck drives itself and I'm there for liability and maintenance and can dick off all day? as much as it would take to retire in 10 years.
Replies: >>333336 >>333337
No.333336 
>>333328
If the truck drives itself, that means banditry is now a viable option.
Replies: >>333338
No.333337 
>>333328
You still have to make sure it doesn't crash which means you cannot be playing games on your chingchongoid 5
Replies: >>333338
No.333338 
>>333336
That is why they still need 'drivers'
>>333337
Maybe, but it is really about liability for insurance companies it's easier for them if they have someone to blame, and if that is just want you sitting there 'ready' to swerve out away to avoid the oh so important life of the retard that thinks weight and speed play nice with each other and pulls out in front of a semi, then that is the retarded play pretend they are going to make us play enough to.
No.333340
riddle.jpg
[Hide] (228.7KB, 1118x634) Reverse
>>333201
You don't even have to be wealthy. Basically if you have any amount of extra cash (anything beyond a 6-12 month emergency fund) just sitting around in a bank account, you're gonna get raped. The bond market is also going to get fucked. The housing market is overvalued, and the stock market even moreso.

>>333282
1971 is when the US left the gold standard, and it was already a shitty standard to begin with, in that it required the world to trust them to actually have enough gold to back the USD. Well it turns out they didn't! And the french suspected this, so they requested to redeem their gold, and not long after that is when the US stopped pretending.
That's the entire problem: you can't fucking trust bankers. The money has to actually be real capital made of silver or gold that's IN YOUR POSESSION, or else you have counter-party risk.
No.332772 [Open]
7b5c832de630716d4694b50546899d3f.png
[Hide] (4MB, 1840x2453) Reverse
I'm far right, but most of the political commentators I listen to are far left. I much prefer listening to them because they always talk as if internet schizos are this overwhelming well-coordinated enemy and the 4th Reich is just around the corner and I find that very comforting.
19 replies and 4 files omitted. View the full thread
No.333297 
>>333296
Let me ask you a rhetorical question: would you kill someone in cold blood?
If the answer is yes, let me tell you: They know that, and that's why they don't fuck with you.
Replies: >>333307
No.333299 
I listen to nether cause both sides are insufferable and I'm tired of the never ending culture war shenanigans.
Replies: >>333302
No.333302 
>>333299
Cool, now start doing something.
No.333307 
>>333297
Aww, thanks.
No.333339 
>>333284
You're basically fucked if you get rejected by a woman. Anyone below 25 can cause you to get arrested for various reasons (no pedo):
>Pigs think anyone under 38 is 12
>You are in a "privileged" position which raises the age of consent by 5 or even 10 years depending on the state
>You display affection to her which is recorded like everything these days, and she appears as a minor, which is all that's required for something to be classified as CP in many places
>You give her a drink but the drinking age is raised for "vulnerable" young women
No.332977 [Open]
HSD66sqacAACN3a.jpeg
[Hide] (525.9KB, 1536x2048) Reverse
HSFwzhhWEAAEhcK.jpeg
[Hide] (171.1KB, 1320x1023) Reverse
HSFwziIaEAAxKUk.jpeg
[Hide] (119.2KB, 1320x1033) Reverse
>most Republican state
>most libertarian economy
result: Jeet replacement
23 replies and 12 files omitted. View the full thread
Replies: >>333250 + 2 earlier
No.333085
21879f54ef61b207f25d001bafc9c189c0300c8a87b1183430fb404d3b01a8b6.jpg
[Hide] (645.6KB, 1080x1080) Reverse
>>333038
The spirit of the natives has cursed the white man to a decade of "do nothing, lose" humiliation.
No.333086 
>>333026
New reaction image dropped
No.333250 
>>332977 (OP) 
Austin, Texas is the Portland, Oregon of Texas, mate. In fact, Austin, Texas was the OG that Portland, Oregon took its cues from on how to be a degenerate den of insufferable hipsters.
No.333279
1444242220734.png
[Hide] (207.7KB, 327x316) Reverse
>>333041
>a looksmaxxed jeet is spiritually a failed troon. 
fuck, anon caught me off guard
No.333281 
>>333026
>He doesn't know... The poor lad.
No.331388 [Open]
ed_edd_eddy_girls.jpeg
[Hide] (1.1MB, 2700x3600) Reverse
What cartoons did you usually watch on TV? I feel nostalgic watching cartoon network 90s shows
7 replies and 5 files omitted. View the full thread
No.332080 
Before my family bought pay tv in 2014 I watched the regular Brazilian tv, I don’t watched much cartoons because the main cartoons were shown in the morning and I spend all morning studying and I only had 3 hours at home to watch, because I have to study in afternoon too.
I watched X-Man Evolution, Super Shock and in the end off my free time I watched the Backyardigans, in the weekend I watched in the Saturday morning old Looney Tunes episodes and Hanna Barbera cartoons like Wacky Races and when is more close to 09 am they showed current episodes of Cartoon Network cartoons like Mutant Rex and Ben 10 Alien Supremacy, in the Sunday morning I watched christian cartoons.

When I finally got the pay tv my favorite shows were MAD, Adventure Time and Gumball, I also watched the fist Dragon Ball on Tooncast.

I used to watch adult cartoons too, like Simpsons and when I got pay tv I watched South Park
No.333258 
>>331390
Holy shit, I remember that cartoon
Replies: >>333262
No.333261
samurai_jack.jpg
[Hide] (144.3KB, 1280x1920) Reverse
darkwing_duck.jpg
[Hide] (654.8KB, 1280x1920) Reverse
jumanji.jpg
[Hide] (225.6KB, 718x1024) Reverse
biker_mice_from_mars.jpg
[Hide] (175.3KB, 1000x1500) Reverse
beast_wars.jpg
[Hide] (924.7KB, 2000x3000) Reverse
No.333262 
>>333258
Season 1 is available on youtube. Season 2, not so much.
No.333267
moomins.jpg
[Hide] (372.5KB, 1291x1806) Reverse
dogtanian_and_the_three_muskehounds.jpg
[Hide] (166.4KB, 1000x1389) Reverse
cow_and_chicken.jpg
[Hide] (201.9KB, 1000x1500) Reverse
No.333134 [Open]
516436883ac885eaad88cd4e91dff93bc94163b6723afda3be4ef127a0591aa4.jpg
[Hide] (157.6KB, 1169x855) Reverse
Why is he pushing that rock? Why are you pushing it? 

I don't know why I do this, it is a pointless struggle that is neither in my interests, nor it will improve my life, nor it has good intentions behind it.
23 replies and 8 files omitted. View the full thread
No.333235 
>>333233
Fuck you kil yourself.
the fact that Millennials like the Voyager most prove that we deserve what we get
Replies: >>333257
No.333236 
>>333221
Sissy-fuss.
No.333244 
Sissy puss
No.333257 
>>333235
I never would have watched TNG if I never saw Voyager.
Replies: >>333260
No.333260 
>>333257
Meh, Star trek was good for the character writing (not Voyager) and the anomalies they dealt with were interesting especially on Next Generation
But you weren't missing out of much by not watching it, some of the shit that they were trying to push was retarded like genetic engineering is bad and you have to let the strangers in, it was trying to infect the viewer with a maladaptive world view, that is why you get fucking poojeets that think that if white people didn't conquer the world and take the shit they think they had, they'd be living in a hedonistic debauched galactic Empire (they think it will be enlightened) that is supported by the Star Trek level technology, the ethos of star Trek feeds into that, that why I hold it as fun but not meaningful.
No.333240 [Open]
bec9ae3c42379d2fbadfd19929dd1731b619794c2c12a62ec4bce93ebf06b81e.jpg
[Hide] (1.4MB, 2560x1600) Reverse
Omarchy (by Omacom) is "We've made the decisions for you" Linux distro, heavily AI-assisted around proprietary software, designed to run proprietary AI coding agents (unusual security risk) having access to your full system, where they execute commands usually not stop for confirmation.

>honeypot or legitimate project?
>the funding and promotion are certainly unusual $18.5 million
>Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc.
>heavy promotion & large scale SEO (similar how Brave has promoted w/ $30 million spent)
>Meta, Cloudflare, Anthropic, OpenAI etc.
>Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, Google Antigravity, GitHub Copilot etc.
>Spotify, 1Password, proprietary/web applications, Discord, WhatsApp, other commercial services
>includes Basecamp & DHH owned 37signals & related software/services
>1.5-2.0 GB RAM usage at idle + large default installation
>passwordless sudo w/ disabled sudo password prompts
>paid AI APIs, token-subscriptions

Reported security issues:
Message too long. View the full text
No.328834 [Open]
ac5e5d2d519a0ea9b1c91ea30bed29dc.jpg
[Hide] (21.7KB, 460x575) Reverse
You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
27 replies and 17 files omitted. View the full thread
Replies: >>333188 >>333189 + 3 earlier
No.333160
d51dfbb12cabc2645f637455bd642f39.jpg
[Hide] (547.2KB, 4096x2811) Reverse
this is a good thread
i don't have any funny quotes to contribute, so i will leave this mysterious joker image i found yesterday
don't ask me what it means, i have no idea
No.333188 
>>328834 (OP) 
>You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor
This alone was enough to make me laugh
Replies: >>333191
No.333189 
>>328834 (OP) 
quality post
No.333191 
>>333188
I actually lol'd at
>Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
No.333194 
>No Redditman
U guys had one le heckin job
No updoots or awards to you racist nazi homophobic, transphobic, bigots. 
>Dislikes your post and sends an army of bots to call you a right wing trump supporting Nazi waiting for the God tier reddit mods to intervene 
<You have been banned from r/weloveniggers
>WE DID IT REDDIT!
No.325254 [Open]
sm17103796.mp4
[Hide] (6.8MB, 512x384, 01:23)
chard_assnable.mp4
[Hide] (1.2MB, 640x480, 00:12)
Bz5VULeyw6c.webm
[Hide] (12.4MB, 1920x1080, 00:29)
May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
59 replies and 93 files omitted. View the full thread
No.332940
ni_howdy_1.mp4
[Hide] (15.7MB, 720x1280, 01:11)
ni_howdy_2.webm
[Hide] (2.9MB, 576x1024, 00:12)
work.webm
[Hide] (1.2MB, 406x720, 00:11)
white_eloquence_detected.webm
[Hide] (1.5MB, 640x360, 00:19)
why_are_you_laughing.webm
[Hide] (393.6KB, 480x854, 00:09)
No.332941
mitm_gay.webm
[Hide] (1.8MB, 760x576, 00:24)
BILL.webm
[Hide] (1.2MB, 320x240, 01:00)
erik_reee_don't_lose_faith.webm
[Hide] (4.3MB, 1280x720, 00:52)
doogal_has_finally_snapped.webm
[Hide] (2.2MB, 720x632, 00:08)
anton_goofy.webm
[Hide] (1.8MB, 576x576, 00:17)
No.332968
idk_nigga.mp4
[Hide] (11MB, 480x360, 02:29)
society_cat.mp4
[Hide] (2.7MB, 960x720, 00:10)
No.333010
its_over.mp4
[Hide] (464.1KB, 1920x1072, 00:05)
No.333169
Once_you_start_you_can’t_stop.mp4
[Hide] (5.6MB, 720x1280, 00:39)
No.333095 [Open]
adc510f19c915983a448387f8e5db2fc3f224a446403796bc5ec9a380337e275.jpg
[Hide] (81.1KB, 700x662) Reverse
>register to job agency to stop being a filthy neet poorfag
>go through one trillion verification checks
>do you want to activate two factor authentication? (recommended)
why go such lengths to protect a job brokerage site account? who would want to steal that? what are they gonna do with it, find me a job without my consent?
12 replies and 4 files omitted. View the full thread
No.333116 
>>333115
I heard 5g can control your mind my cousin (the one who died once and resurrected) who works at microsoft told me, this is why I wear not one but two custom made tinfoil hats
Replies: >>333117
No.333117 
>>333116
And said cousin cums in your ass every night.
Replies: >>333119
No.333119 
>>333117
no way bro I wear a chastity belt so that if aliens kidnap me to probe me and put a microchip in my brain they're in for a surprise heh ehehehehe!!! I'm really fucking smart. everyone but me is stupid.
Replies: >>333121
No.333121 
>>333119
And you for a second didn't consider the possibility of your cousin teleporting his cum into your rectum via 5g?
Replies: >>333122
No.333122 
>>333121
I wasn't aware of this new illuminati technology
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] | [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs]
Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

Select the solid/filled icons
- news - rules - faq -
jschan 1.7.3