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ITT: Make up an 'inspiring' or 'heroic' quote that could pass as real advice if it came out of the month of a real philosopher.

>Adherence to dogma is the wine of of thirsting gods

>Cat food stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die

>The first mountain climber among men was also the first schizophrenic

>As a man is to the lake, so a storm is to the juniper
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In a race between a rock and a pig, never shuck your clams.
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I just grab a beer and let the world fall down.
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>>45251 (OP) 
> Every meal ends in a journey
>The only way up is up
>The names of streets should never start with the letter R
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Have any screencaps/copypastes?
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this is not the where eagles dare I expected
Having a pet in general is for women who are childless or with an empty nest.
I doubt anybody learned anything from this. They probably all blamed it on "those damn internet hackers" and refused to use the opportunity for introspection.
Dogs are for normalfaggots.
>t. retard
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>gulp gulp gulp
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For me, it has to be melk.
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Miak is goblin spelled backwards!
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I thunk and thunk and in the end I came to the conclusion it's not
Mmm deliciois elk melk

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Anyone else here literally have give up and is just waiting the right moment to scape of this material realm?
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yeah ok mr well adjusted happy go lucky faggot
attentionwhore cancer "depression" and actual depression are two different things, and the globalists will sell pills to both
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Lough and the world loughs with you, weep and you weep alone. Take your sorrows to your graves, sadfags, nobody cares.
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why? you're basically watching an apocalypse going on. probably max 20 years and an interesting war will start. or go with a bang. make us laugh. do some shit before you die. other than that you're useless and no one gives a shit about you so fuck yourself.
t. glow in the dark agentkun
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>Lough and the world loughs with you
They never laugh with anyone anymore, they only laugh at people now.
<inb4 "they only laugh at you, lol"
>weep and you weep alone
They'll laugh at you in this situation as well.
>Take your sorrows to your graves
Not as obvious of an action as its made out to be. Theres so many ways to go wrong.
Change is nothing but cancer.
Stagnation is the only way to remain safe, at an equilibrium, in homeostasis. So things don't get worse.
>probably max 20 years and an interesting war will start.
Too long.
>or go with a bang. make us laugh. do some shit before you die.
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>expected to die in my early 20's with the 2012 event
>didn't happened
>life become more shitty, wast years with shitty "friends" and "gfs" only to don't get any joy with it
>can't wait for die and the world to be fucked 
becoming a fucking "doomer" in my early 30's is fuck up, but looking around i know im right

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Install roblox, join fumo touhou and bring upon the chair supermacy now!
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go commit pewdiepie
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fumos too, ever since that yumemey fag blew up and sold out
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Fumos aren't that bad still. Besides, normalniggers are always going to try and take good menes from us anyways.
I like fumo, but they are too expensive. Any decent chink knock-offs?
>be popular youtuber, say nigger on stream, and have nothing happen
I want to commit pewdiepie wtf

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You had 8 puppies, right? 
And you spit on them
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my parents never let me have any animals, they said they were content with having me already

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>be on ebay
>be reading reviews from this guy selling cheap ost albums
>ratings and reviews are 99.99% positive
>check negative ones
>few people saying they're fake chink bootlegs
>psh what do they know
>buy a bunch
>get them
>happy with my purchase
>fast forward years
>get a close look at them again
>something looks off
>turns out they're fake chink bootlegs
>be on amazon
>need a sun hat
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Would be much easier if the product page had something like "this is chink shit"in the description
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ITT: OP is a colossal retard who trusts normalfaggots' worthless opinions on product quality. Proceeds to buy product that normalfags love and is surprised that it is actually hot garbage.
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They want to make a profit, so they won't tell you that.
The Chinese will also lie, cheat and bullshit their way wherever they go.
Or he isn't able to detect overly positive bot shill product reviews.
You did return them right?
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I requested a refund for the hat since it was amazon but they haven't come to pick it up yet and haven't refunded my money either, the other two, no, ebay is ebay and it was years ago and on the website sales are final if it's something your unsatisfied with

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it's friday AGAIN go practice
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shut up retard
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Me too
Send your most disgusting shit to [email protected]
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>waaaah no fun allowed
Go back 4cuck, you whiny faggot
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wow its so fun
get the rope tranny
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you mean that service that totally isn't operated by the globalists. yeah i heard of it
Obvious glownigger trying to entrap.
>he has never lurked on /baphomet/
Go back to your 4um, niggerkike

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Getting stuck in the airport sucks, how do you sleep in the noisy airport? My second airplane got delayed by 2.5 hours and missed my third flight home.Fuck You Jet Blue.Is there an airliner that isn't thrash? Every domestic airliner I been on sucks ass. And why are most flights from Europe only through JFK/Laguardia or Boston? I don't like taking 3 flights.
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If only the Atlantic ocean wasn't in the way, I wanted to visit my cousins living in Eastern Europe.
back to Reddit
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back to Reddit
This thread is a breeding ground for the dyslexic and grammatically impaired.
>>49349 (OP) 
only normalfags complain about airports

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