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*hits pipe*

>Y'know, I can't help but notice the cautionary tale  of the Cell Saga.

>Kicks off by uncovering the work of men with red armbands creating powerful white teenagers meant to oppose something that should never have existed.

>Then we see Cell himself who's noticably alien-looking; scorpion tail, reptile colors, even has a ((( BEAK ))). He powers up, looks African. Powers up again, looks like everyone else ("perfected," he calls it). Gains power by absorbing "real" people and shits out little abominations.

>He even tries to approach humanity using tournament rules, almost respecting the established culture but clearly leading to some evil plot.

>Isn't until Gohan (current generation) and ghost Goku (ancestor spirits) are SSJ (power in Aryan blood) using the Kamehameha Wave (power of kings) that he's properly destroyed.

>Tried asking me wife about it, but she's too young to get the reference.

*hits pipe*
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>>321208 (OP) 
>i'm a manchild
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>>321579
>has a wife
<"MANCHILD"
It's because she's younger than him, isn't it? Flap harder.
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>>321319
>>321298
>>321297
<but I don't understand, I already had my 2nd breakfast
>>321297
this is why hapas are superior to whites
see also this retarded fag making facebook boomer talking points where nobody asked >>326031
Learn kundaliniiiiii......

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>>322036
>>>this "To catch a pRedditor" thread
No, you can find that here: >>320497
I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
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>>322039
>I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
Fuck no.
Pedos get the ROPE.
>>322038
>hit a wasp's nest with a stick
>what can go wrong
ISHYGDDT.

I know anon is trolling but I am a merciful anon so I want to head off the chance that someone tries it.
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>>326388
Wear a beekeepers suit and rubber boots, make sure there are no tears on the suit, duct tape the wrists and legs, and you should be fine.
Then use bugspray, some sort of flamethrower etc.
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>>322036
>don't use imageboards
Why is it that adults are such hypocrits towards chlidren? Not that they are even here... why would redidt be the predator? Why would this thread? It's just a thought experiment to see what people think of their own mistakes. 
>>326388
>>326391
If people are dumb enough to toss a rock at a nest like that they're too dumb to help us out in a real revolt and need to get out of the way and learn their lesson the hard way. Cameras are all over to the point you can't just get rid of them. You'd not even see the thing as they are too tiny, modern cameras. Whoever made the image probably thinks people that hate the all seeing eye are stupid and does not realize, or did not, that absolute power corrupts absolutely. As they have absolute power physically throwing a rock at a nest is what you deserve if you're dumb enough to think you can physically attack the all seeing eye rather than attack it with logic. Propaganda is the only thing that is dirt in it's eye, that's why we're all so censored despite it being all to do with the first amendment. 
>>322035
It did last a long time.

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Look, I get Sugou is a villain whose actions are intentionally made to let us hate him, I get that with his treatment to Asuna and his human experiments with human brains.


But, during Episode 24, I still can’t help but think that Sugou without a doubt RAPED Asuna.


I’m not those idiots who thinks she had been reverted into a “Damsel in Distress”, because she tried to give Kirito and Yui codes to access Sugou’s lair, and that proved helpful for him and his allies. It’s like how Princess Peach helped Mario during the events of Paper Mario.


But the actions Sugou did in Episode 24 like…

    Rubbing parts of her skin

    Exposing her breasts

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There was no penetration on screen, so therefore not rape 

(not saying he didn't do it IN NOT SHOWED scenes. Or out of viewers eyes. Im just saying he didn't technically rape her on screen or with what we were told.)

He DID commit sexual assault. Thats a fact. He deserved the punishment of what kirito did to him with the pressure slider and Excalibur. 

Rape is sexual assault, but not all sexual assault result in rape. (according to most Legal definitions.)

Like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't a square.


I would call him much worse then trash, but I don't feel like swearing.

Still, awful person,
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(He might have done it off screen.) But what he did on screen is probably just legally listed as sexual assault

Then again, im not a lawyer. But this is my guesses.

I hope this answer helps :)
Rape by legal definition as >>326319 has stated means that he penetrated her vaginally or anally, what is shown in the anime at the worst is a level of Sexual assault falling short of rape, also throughout the season he kept backing off so there is no off-screen rape either, since before Kirito broke into the cage to rescue Asuna, he specifically told her that he will wait till she gave consent to go beyond the level of sexual assault he has been doing even though he was an egotistical piece of crap he never raped Asuna.
He would definitely go to jail, because what he is still a crime

Just not the crime of rape.
His crime of 300 counts of human experimentation and abduction would mean he was going away for at least 30 lifetimes; Sexual assault charges would have been the least of his worries in all honesty.

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 4 men... Then it exploded
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>>314052
>netanyahu
thank you for putting politics into everything
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>>325915
You're welcome.
>>314050 (OP) 
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake, but after three days of agonizing pain, the rattlesnake died.
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>>314050 (OP) 
three guys sitting at a bar talking about women
1st guy "a women's breast are a magnificent thing, the curves the temptation; splendid."
2nd guy "you are wrong, a woman's ass is a sight to behold."
3rd guy "i don't know, i quite like looking at the top of a woman's head."
>>314050 (OP) 
MORON THREAD

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>reality TV slop produced for neurotypicals
>also attractive autistic women intentionally being cute with spergy mannerisms
I feel so guilty for enjoying this garbage
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>>326212
Artificial wombs and then Bokanovsky factories!
Hell, some women are even praising artificial wombs because they're scared of pregnancy and how it can fuck the body up. This might be a bit of a warning sign, especially if they're REALLY disgusted or put off by the process of pregnancy. Especially bad if they're calling the baby a "parasite" or anything similar.
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>>326201
>let's unironically talk about muh reality TV because uh... pretty autistic girl...
Yes.
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i think if people recognized the architectural tricks these shows employ to produce conflict they would have more value. the number of failed reality shows extolls how little tv execs understand about both their audience and the actors. i forget the study but it was before big brother went on the air; a happy family was paid to live in a non-descript home used by a univercity to study family dynamics/psychology, cameras everywhere no contact by the researchers similar setup to what reality tv promises; every sponsored family that moved in had problems, there was a joke that the place was haunted. after decades of study the general concensusous was the open floor plan left no place for the family members to seek shelter from each others judgemental eyes.
the very quality that made it efficient to videotape made it impossible to study a health family.
i accidental recreated a similar setup in my rental and a tenant was outcasted by her peers broke a window and i have had members of the police department express their satisfaction that the eviction processes was ongoing.
tldr: small open concept homes let small conflicts escalate into tv worthy meltdowns.

i feel guilty, because i am aware of the environment i setup, but the home appraisal value went up after the remodel, soo is the doctor who prescribe meth for a cold a bad guy?
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>>326266
>doctor who prescribe meth for a cold a bad guy?
yes, rental units are for the young and now somebody has a police record because of your incompetence.

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>>326264 (OP) 
Anthrax.
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>>326267
Use the language instead of communicating like a caveman drawing on cave walls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_and_far_field#Near_field
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>>326352
Actually it's that part only that might be relevant. layman's mistake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_and_far_field#Reactive_near_field
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>>326353
See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evanescent_field#Use_of_the_term
>>326264 (OP) 
It's shit either way. For your photo.

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What is the goat of 3D graphics? It's well known that 3D games have garbage aesthetics and instead rely on playing with the latest technology advancements. But some manage to actually look good. What are they? Since any attempt to make 3D look real fails miserably, the answer will likely be late 90's / early 00's; developers who were forced to focus on the art with very simple limitations.

Peudo-2D shit like XIII will be disqualified.
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>>299339 (OP) 
It's Super Mario Sunshine and Skyrim for me.
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>skyrim
the fuck you talking about son?
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>>326126
The landscapes look absolutely breathtaking and certain creatures are meant to be ugly
every game has good landscapes
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For me it's the PS3/360/Wii era, even the PS2/GameCube/XBoner was good enough, but it peaked on the next generation.
You could imerse on good visuals, the developers had to use their brains to make something good and the thing I liked the most, no need to login on the game service, just the console login you always had. No need to be fucking online on everything, no live service every day.
Even on a bigger TV, if I boot up my Wii for some to play some stupid shit like Brain Academy or Boom Blox or try better looking games like Okami, Zelda, Smash, it will look fine. If I get my 360 to play some Ace Combat, Need for Speed, Batman, it will not look bad.
Everything had cohesion, the game, characters, the world, the UI... The menus somehow got way worse because people need to over justify UI/UX, every game is looking the same, like they have a mobile mandate to follow.

Graphics were just good enough, more than that we get the creepy uncanny valley like today.

People are mad and talking shit about the lady on the God of War trailer. She doesn't look ugly directly, it's the whole game that make everyone look ugly an weird.
The modern 3D and CG standard looks weird, the whole world is ultra realistic but when it comes to facial expression they are years behind stuff like Half-Life 2.
The lighting and shaders are perfect, but when we get the close on characters faces we get shocked by the sudden lack of detail on their faces or some weird stretched surface that was left to render on some object in a cutscene. It's no use to have raytracing for realism when you bump on a chair and it get knocked 5 feet away.
The motion capture is good but the animation is weird and poorly rigged together. A lot of modern AAA games have hundreds millions of dollars invested and years to make it yet the characters move and act like worse than some weird PS2 game. The AI making enemies walk in circles, basic pathing not working....
The industry is making games look like a bad CGI movie.
And I'm not even pointing that these days objects popping up and stutters are normalized, be console or PC. People act like it's just was always like that but it's not.

Graphics today are working against the game, we are getting less immersion because of the disparity between realities created in the game itself.
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thanks fed for your groundbreaking 'music'
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>>326163
im older than you little nintendo sucking oldfag wannabe mutt. you misunderstood a basic >he said this thing
yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty (i do realize this is a popular boogeyman here so likely you werent using your brain when you said that)
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>>326189
>im older than you 
Sure you are. If you really were, you wouldn't be posting any of this in the first place, or you would be posting in a completely different manner.
If you really are older than me, (you're not) what were you even doing in the 2000s? How did you end up here if you didn't spend any time on 4chan and/or 8chan?
>yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty
It's primarily shartyfags that are butthurt about oldfags telling newfags that they are just that. Most of them are fags that can't lurk moar, with a very small minority being some weird group of people who genuinely can be called oldfags but had a stroke somewhere down the line and decided to do a complete 180 and dismantle anonymous imageboards completely by flooding them with soyjaks.
imagine being so monumentally butthurt over getting btfo in multiple threads that you write a script to spam 5 threads at the same time with the same shit
holy fuck youre sad, kill yourself
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>>326446
>something something you cant even graduate preschool, they gave me a diploma for passing special ed, no youre the schizo, get the vaccine
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>>326449
>something something "schizo schizo"
>what the fuck why are you able to notice and discern patterns

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in a public relations event, do you ever call something "queer" and pretend but not pretend that you mean "weird"
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>>323121 (OP) 
Definitely I did this at a PRSA thing one time
>>323127
>>323130
why do chanfaggots always try to gatekeep based on their autism? you *aren't* oldfags.
^butthurt enough to reply a month later lol
>go to open old post
>see this other thing next to it and reply to
squint harder next time. you are a person who is never right about anything. and your excessive pedantry doesnt change this
>butthurt retard suddenly wants to sage the thread she bumped after her month's delay of butthurt was pointed out
LOL

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zooooom!!! it's me, ZOOMING in traffic on my lil scooter! no need to wait in never ending lines at busy crossings, I just ZOOM right through and run over loser pedestrians if I feel like it lol & kek. stay mad carcucks your tears just added 10 niggawats to my battery lmao.
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>>326112
Please daddy make me cum
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>>326077
In my state if you do not have insurance your liscence is automatically suspended and if found driving without a liscence you are clapped in irons. Not turning in your tag when you do not have insurance is also illegal in my state. They refused me healthcare until I gave up my liscence plate as I was not paying insurance. After that my car was towed as having a car without a tag is against apartment rules. One does not simply break the rules. 
>>326113
why is everyone allowed to act so fucking gay suddenly where is the line?
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Zoomers are fucking your waifu you only had access to through a 15 FPS emulator N64 and are genetically superior to you.
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>>326141
I only played the NES games though.
>>326011 (OP) 
Faggot

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