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el vittu

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What's yours?
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>>25847
>doesn't even go for one hour
Shit troll.
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>>25895
>actually has boobs
Neat.
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>>25847
>Interval is .81 seconds
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>>25891
>>25925
>They fell for it

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>25741
No idea, I don't watch fantano. 
If I had to guess it's because he's an youtuber. The platform forces you to either censor yourself or get fucked, and any community that doesn't make racist jokes or is right wing will push you to drink soylent.
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>>25191 (OP) 
Since this is a Content Creator thread I'm going to shill mine. His name is Jerma and I think that all of you should watch his streams/videos.
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>>25243
his opinions are inconsistent and filled with pretentious terminology like "sonic landscapes." also retards regurgitate this huge faggot's numbskull takes.
maybe i am just a butthurt fanboy, but he praises death shits for being edgy all the time then admonishes lil ugly mane for the same thing.
also he can share his dumb fuck uninformed amateur opinions and, likewise, i can share mine. i barely ever watched him given his viewers are 4chan retards and he was being a self-righteous sjw queer to one of mussolini's descendants on twitter like anything italy did in ww2 was her fault lol.
>>25778
shut the fuck Germa or I'll throw your ass back in the dunk tank
nigger

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What would you order?
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fish n chips like a proppa brit
Calamares
>fish and chips 
I order a cab to get the fuck out of that bong "restaurant".
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>>25906
Clearly you've never eaten crisps
Can I get uhhhhh-
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Hello /b/. 
I just desperately need to screw someone over the internet. What can I do besides just singing them up for shitty e-mails to porn websites?
They are in Australia.
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>>25887
Rent free
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>>25887
this image is stupid halo doenst even use ak47 weapon in his game halo 2
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>>25890
But Halo: Custom Edition makes it canon!
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>>25889
>Rent Free
How can it be rent free if it is right in your face.
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>>25890
In the Halo lore the insurrectionist uses ancient Weapons like the AK. Also you don't know anything about gaylo.

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https://rms-open-letter.github.io/
(((remove))) Richard M. Stallman (PEDOPHILE)

vs

https://rms-support-letter.github.io/
(((support))) Richard M. Stallman (PEDOPHILE)

[BREAKING NEWS] But, Tor Project does NOT allow the pedophile!
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https://twitter.com/torproject/status/1374754834050654212
>The Tor Project is joining calls for Richard M. Stallman to be removed from board, staff, volunteer, and other leadership positions in the FOSS community, including the Free Software Foundation and the GNU Project. Sign the open letter: rms-open-letter.github.io/
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>>25641
If you prepare the meal properly I mean PROPERLY then there's nothing to worry about besides your morals and ethics.
>>24568
nice try fed
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>>25641
The kikes that made that image should decompose in the Earth first.
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>>25729
Please, we should support their wishes for a more green planet and feed them to their family.
>>25717
It's literally a public archive of the website unless you know some other thing. Also you're paranoid.

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Anon! Glad to see you around again, so whay will you have tonight? Tell me about your problems, it's raining outside so you can take your time.
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>>25609
hey instrument salesman you make good money selling instruments?
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>>25392
I really like PRS guitars
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>>25222
I think I heard you already, you are baguette aren't you?
>>25609
I like acoustics as much as the next guy but there are some tricks you can't pull off on them as you can on an electric guitar. 
Still a good choice from what I hear.
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>>25401
>more stings 

I PLAY ONE NOTE AND THAT NOTE IS BEE

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I have a fetish for women fainting. I get sexually aroused whenever I see a woman faint, pretend to faint, or even mention having fainted. I often fantasize about female acquaintances fainting and needing me to carry them to the nearest fainting room. If I find a woman attractive, at some point I will almost always try to imagine her fainting. I imagine the sound she would make before she falls and the sound she makes when she hits the ground. I wonder whether she would fall on her face or on her back. I wonder what she will be wearing the next time she faints, and if her panties will be visible.

The sexy part for me is mostly the act of fainting itself, not so much what happens afterwards. I also get aroused by women being unable to open mason jars or lift heavy boxes, women screaming in excitement at concerts, women overreacting to distressing news, and women acting weak and hysterical in general. I fixate on fainting because it represents the ultimate loss of composure.When a woman faints, she is so taken by emotion that she cannot even stay conscious, and inevitably needs a strong, patient man to save her.

All the fantasy scenarios I've envisioned have a few things in common. The faint is always spontaneous, but there's always some sort of emotional trigger. I might inadvertently provoke a fainting episode by accidentally lifting my shirt, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, or exposing her to upsetting words or images. It might be an environmental thing, like
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>>25397
Anime is an artstyle.
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>>25399
> Anime
> an artstyle
Wiggers like you don't know that anime is shortened from the word "animeshon" which is borrowed from English word "animation". Anime/animeshon literally means animation or a cartoon.
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>>25410
>The weebcuck tries to be """intelligent"""
Lmao.
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>>25303
I'm glad everything worked out Anon.
>>25410
More proof slopehead gook scribbles are purely derivative of superior western culture.

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I'm vaping cookies and cream. Tastes good man
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>>25310
Then make more money you fat fuck. Video somewhat related.
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just smoke squares if you want to be cool
>>25318
>Working four hours just to buy a 30g bag of rolling tobacco
Bro you're nuts. Tobacco kills my cardio.
>>25293
>he fell for the anti-vape jew
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>>25360
I don't smoke nigger.

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guys the president is looking for new covid mask designs so i helped him out by suggesting a new mask design it is a very good mask design please see the pictures attached they are related to the mask design submission thank you for reading enjoy your weekend!
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>>25269
puts you on the floor
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>>25270
are you on the floor?
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>>25271
tell him to find my lost keys
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>>25268
thank you very much please be sure to enjoy your aunt's money and beer this weekend God bless
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>>25273
I hope you find your keys anon

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