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>>143679 (OP) 
I'd much prefer running my own home security system rather than outsource to some company that's just gonna spy on me and sell the data to Google or Facebook.

>>143679 (OP) 
In Europe we have a webpage were you introduce your ID and you can block spam in your mail, email, or phone number. Is called Robinson List, in the US i think is called National Do Not Call Registry.
I think this is what you need: https://telemarketing.donotcall.gov/

Those "security" companies call you until you hire them, all their shitty cameras are made in china and they sell them overpriced. I'm talking in this case about Verisure. My family hired them and probably now all my info are being sell to the CCP. I think they paid gypsies to break into your house in first place and are teamed with the government to create insecurity to sell their "services". The only good thing is that you can use their webpage to make phone pranks to your friends. I don't know about ADT because ain't american, but i think is the same shit.

>>144403
That only applies to unsolicited phone calls, for actual door-to-door salesmen all you can do is ignore them or tell them to fuck off.

>>143679 (OP) 
>ADT
>door to door
Fun fact, that isn't ADT, those are people scoping your property to rob you.

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>>125369 (OP) 
Fate Stays the Night

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Forgive me, for I have sinned
Borne of loyalty, your will I once defied
Forgive me, for I am naught but a fool, never your equal
Let your crimson pyres have their fill
Fare thee well, my dear, bright child
I'll present you with the most fervorous of flames, no bride shall ever be your equal
For he who fears the tip of my lance, shall never pass through the river of flames!

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He said wood. Uhuhuhuh. Huhuhuh.

>>125369 (OP) 
>would you allow it?
But it's not my choice OP!

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And so fierce was the sundering echo of lamentation, at the greenest of mountains withered pale in their earthy roots as azure seas and bountiful to famine’s jaws succumbed.
And thus the wicked gods sprang forth into the realm, their cry like a sarm of insects reverberating into the cosmos, numbering in the myriads; bringing woe in all they touched.

>>143597
I'm neither but I still swim here. What does that make me?

>>143596
DAS RITE, WE SCHIZO UP IN HEYUH DAWG
>>143597
I 'd make one, but I don't have any real experience with board ownership and I'm nothing more than an novice anyways.

>>143599
>I'm nothing more than an novice anyways
All the wizards at /fringe/ poked fun at Smiley for being a bisexual degenerate; i don't imagine he was proficient at magick.

>>143603
Wonder what happened to that happy little wizard anyways. Did he really kill his mom or was that just a joke?

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>>143596
>t. schizo
Another word for spiritually enlightened and highly intellectual individual.

Sometimes I just hold my crotch without thinking about it. My left hand ends up there even if I am just relaxing and not thinking about anything. Sometimes I wonder what am I  doing with myself?

>>142226
Lol no.

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The first time I ever posted on 4chan I thought filling the email and subject field was mandatory so I added my personal email in my posts. Some time later I did the same on a local imageboard and used my gmail which at the time led to my Google+ account which was filled with embarrassing pictures of myself, which were then scraped and posted and I was mocked endlessly. Luckily some people assumed I was trying to get a personal army to bully the "real" owner of the account and they stopped because they never thought someone would be so stupid to actually post their email.

>>143834
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>>143834
LOL

That's funny, anony!

I don't like Marquis de Sade's works.  They read like the world's longest left-wing memes dressed up as highly euphemistic erotica.

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>>139522 (OP) 
Heh, epic prank OP. Here's another one.

lol

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>>139980 (OP) 
LMAO

>can't make your own shitposts so you resort to a computer to write them
That's it, I'm leaving.

>>139980 (OP) 
??
Is that AI?

>>139993
I'm honestly sick and tired of the AI hype too. Whens it gonna die?

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>>144073
>Kind of makes sense otherwise they'd use that as a justification for pushing alternatives.
They tried in the 70s, "experts" said we would use up all the oil by the 1980s or whatever. But then real experts kept finding more oil deposits and more efficient ways of extracting it and more efficient ways of burning it, even the most bluepilled NPCs had to stop believing the narrative.

>>143709
Isn't it weird how germany managed to set up carbon cracking plants in the late 1930's to fuel 90% of their war effort using chemistry knowledge from the 1800's to produce all manners of synthetic petroleum on land yet faggots would have us believe the lies of fuel scarcity and that the "dino juice" can only come from drilling the ground in ((( selected locations )))?.

>>144223
>more efficient ways of burning it,
The big vehicle companies have blackbagged all the most efficient ways of using it faggot. We could have cars that have 300 mpg and last 30 years without any major maintenance but instead, we get pieces of shit that last 5-7 years tops before you need major maintenance done on them

>>144225
>WW2 germany converted coal to oil
It is horribly expensive, they did it because they had no other sources of oil not because it was a good idea. But that's true synthetic oil is a thing too, even without the internet a vaguely educated person should have known that in the 70s.

>>144228
>The big vehicle companies have blackbagged all the most efficient ways of using it faggot. We could have cars that have 300 mpg and last 30 years without any major maintenance
Bullshit. Even if you have marxist braindamage and don't understand how market competition works, you can't deny that if such technology existed then either the USSR or NATO would have used it for their military vehicles And once one side adopts it that forces the other side to adopt it too.

>>144237
> >We could have cars that have 300 mpg and last 30 years without any major maintenance
> Bullshit.
He does have a point though -- not about the mileage (there you are right imo) but about the maintenance.

Cars today are not built to last. The carmakers have optimized cars to be as cheap (to make) as possible, soft as shit (for safety reasons) and last just about until the average normie gets bored and would've wanted to replace it anyway.

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موضوع جميل.

>>144310 (OP) 
OH MAH CHEEZUS
GIA GET THE CAMERA

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>>144310 (OP) 
>this film is dedicated the brave Mujahedin freedom fighters of Afghanistan

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>>143184
Obvioius origin of the toilet witch  in India. 

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayan_(witch)

control plus f toilet

It's why they shit in the streets, clearly afraid of toilet witches.

And b4 someone says the witches are female have you even seen how fat women are?

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>>143249
>implying toilet witches aren't a serious problem and a pain in the ass to remove
Clearly you've never dealt with them before anon. They're worse than bed bugs.

>>144025
you have no idea how easy picking a lock is

>>144025
>bolt cutters
He probably picked the lock with a paper clip

BOOM

>>144333
FUCK

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>>144333