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Do you hate dogs?
I hate them because they are similar to humans, they are fake species designed to behave like humans, or actually like human niggers. They are not wild and natural, they are artificial and fake.
They woof all the time and they attack humans and other animals for no reasons.
They shit and piss everywhere.
Fuck dog owners.
I hate dogs because I hate humans.
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>>319389
>since most of the time they lead shit lifes only to please the owner and become a copy of them.
You have just accidentally described at least 70% of children born since the ((( Sexual revolution )))
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I love dogs and think they're treated like shit for the most part be it coddling or more overt abuse, but this thread is severely lacking in shitbull euthanasia videos.
For shame!

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>>318907
These videos never fails to make me lose my shit.

>>319389
>Im pretty much almost in total agreement with OP
Is everyone but me here not a filthy fucking sandnigger mudslime?
I like sharing food with cats and dogs. It must taste a lot better for them due to their sharper sense of smell. They are generally more enjoyable to spend time with over people.
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throw dogs into the sun
Well I hate niggers, kikes and brown "people".

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Outside of cats and doggos, do you think any of the options for pets appeal to you? 

If I could have a non-mainstream pet, it'd either be a ferret or a tarantula. Ferrets seem like spirited little people who are big enough to pet and cuddle, but small enough to be out of the way. I've always very much liked tarantulas and arachnids and I think tarantulas are handsome creatures and I'd like to touch their fuzziness one day. Honorable mention to raccoons as a possibility since they're becoming more domesticated. 

I think fish are OK and fish tanks can be pretty cool as a home feature, almost like a living painting, but they're a lot of work to upkeep. Maybe a single Siamese fighting fish in a small bowl would be acceptable, though. I once lived with a guy who had a bird similar to a parrot or a macaw (maybe it was actually one of those 2) and it just sat in a cage all day. I found that quite depressing. I don't agree with birds as pets unless you're some kind of falconer and it often flies around.
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>>323585
Nice.
There's a stream back behind my current location that the owner for some reason decided to "Dig out" for better drainage with a backhoe.
All he did was destroy the slime seal that had been there for probably a century, and since it was sandy loam, not only did he kill off most of the natural flora, but the frogs who had planted their "Pearls" there had DOOMED tadpoles for another 3 years.
Last year, I almost saved a bunch by hauling 20 gallons of water out there in 5 gallon buckets, but the slime deck still hadn't fully sealed, so sadly...

Tadpoles and pollywogs watching is a quintessential part of White kids growing up, I think.
they are missing something fundamental being so removed from that.
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>>323588
As far as I could tell, only a few didn't make it out of the puddle and I never caught glimpse of birds eating them out of it either so I can only assume it rarely happened
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>>323591
Doing God's work anon.. 
literally.
>>319866
thats a waffle, u autistic fuck
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>>327034
The original image of Jazz the Blini Cat has the cat sit in front of a stack of pancakes.

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So how the fuck do you defend yourself against ((( ticks ))) that make you allergic to red meat?
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>>326987
A non-representative sample might introduce confounding variables too.
>>326987
im losing the thread, seems to be heading toward us v flute
to witch I disagree. Your dead baby aint crime, it is undeniably sad. Post postpartum depression seems to be not only prevalent, but common, so instead of treating it as a failing of a single parent be it a test of two. A provider protecting from the bearer, expected and accepted intervention/support.
tldr: pro infanticide pro suicide, not touching baby v fetus diff with a ten foot pole.
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>>326999
The thread subject was exhausted, was it not? Is it better to make up some bullshit, or derail completely? A flamethrower would not help against ticks, no matter how funny it would look.
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NEVER WEAR OUTSIDE CLOTHES INSIDE!
Shower once a day especially after being outside.
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>>327001
Reminds me of old khaki tropical military uniforms.

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take a break from all this doom and gloom. discuss & share things you've enjoyed recently, can be anything.
I'll start: 
I've just finished Rozen Maiden Traumend, and it was great. now I'm going to read devilman
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>>272388 (OP) 
I've been getting into the films of Charles Bronson. That old man could kick my ass. 

Also, unrelated, I have begun exercising.....to defeat Charles Bronson.
>>326517
Not a bad hobby. Must keep you busy these days.
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>>326525
lol
"Even if you did manage to become a living champion despite all that, you’d get dragged into factional disputes between nobles who wanted you to mediate for them. And people in that position had a bit of a tendency to get murdered—it wasn’t an easy life, to say the least. Zelos had spent a while looking up the country’s history using the books he’d borrowed, but he had yet to hear of a single soldier or mage who’d gone on to die a comfortable death after becoming famous."

A quote from an isekai power fantasy novel about someone middle-aged. He later stopped acting his age, from second-hand information. That still doesn't make that quote less chuckleworthy.

Odysee recently made changes to the design and UI, this wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for them erasing the download button and that the download button couldn't be found anywhere else.

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Cockstar won
Epstein won
Jews won
Goyim distracted 
We lost
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>>326823
I have no idea why he thinks this is such a big deal.
>>326824
What does a bunch of normalfags buying a bad game have to do with muh freedoms?
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>>326830
Didn't you hear? Epstein and soros is using GTA 6 to distract the masses from the complete and total jewish takeover of the world by 2030. We got to post more NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis to defeat them.
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Just like the ballad of gay tony but you won't be able to use weapons inside like in gta 5.
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>>326831
>NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis
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>>326923

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I once got acid reflux so bad that for an entire week I was in pain and barely got any sleep (Im talking maybe 6 hours maximum during that entire stretch). Nothing helped me despite me trying everything (anti acids, soup, forcing myself to barf, etc). The only thing that temporarily relieved me were apples. One of my coworkers recommended me mixing a half a cup of apple cider vinegar and water, drink it, and keep drinking it until it goes away. It took me only 3 hours after drinking it a couple times and my acid reflux was gone for good. 

Another home remedy I use is sugar free candy (with stevia in it) for constipation. The one side effect of it is that it makes my stomach upset (with it constantly gurgling during the day) and I can end up with constant diarrhea for days but it works way better for me than otc drugs and it's not particularly close either.
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>>326682
>>326839
The honey must not be pasteurized, and must be made in your local area, or atleast in the same area as the pollen you're allergic to.
Buy your honey from a local beekeeper. If you're buying it in a store, you're buying colored glucose syrup. Honey is one of the most faked products in the world, with olive oil close behind it.
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If you have a toothache or an abscess you can gargle, swish, and spit hot salt water a few times a day. Not too hot, mind, like if you were serving tea but wanted to avoid a lawsuit. Probably works better (and cheaper) than whatever termite poison they put in mouthwash.
>>293561 (OP) 
fish skin for burns, just tape it on; not better than over the counter.
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>>326945
Did you watch too much The Good Doctor or something?
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>>293584
lmfao gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 (actually didnt read past stevia)

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Why does Firefox popup to front when dev tools opens 10 seconds after you pressed the key to open it? Even if you switched to a different desktop. It's like admitting your restaurant's desserts are garbage and then you order an entree and they drop a heap of their shitty ice cream on top of it.

FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla. FUCK those stupid selfish bitches who are always full of it, it keeps driving me crazy. I only use this horse shit because the industry has cornered me into needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
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>>326847
>us vs them midwittery
dad go to church
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>>326845
Hello fellow blue awoo browser user.
I've actually used it for so long, I have to backup my cache and bookmarks and use it almost as a portable version because I can't for the life of me remember how I got it to run on win7.
webshit is inherently gay
the browsers give gay errors
they dont say just say
>error loading page
they say
were having trouble loading the page
they were the first to do this
even before windows 10 said "were logging you in" "were having trouble finding your camera" etc
pressing buttons in the web doesnt usually do anything
if you press it too soon the page isnt loaded yet so nothing happens
if your connection cuts out it doesnt handle the error because the code wasnt made by a real programmer
just look at the gay cookies popup. the whole reason its shit is because its made of web shit. its like a material for faggots. a normal GUI widget can be closed in 1 millisecond by the user pressing esc or alt+n. even if the cookie pedant popup had hotkeys it still wouldnt go this smooth: you would have to wait a few seconds for it to load (which the user eventually learns by knowing which placeholders have to fade in before he can interact with the popup). then it only reacts to ur input 1-5 seconds later. so the user eventually learns the sequence of slow steps:
1. stare at screen til popup appears
2. wait for the key placeholder to fade
3. mouse over button
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even the OG internet explorer error page from the 90s was gay
just overly verbose shit written by an autist who thinks its helpful to the user
like bla bla muh cert
and they dont have any way to distinguish the error page from what a page is showing; you couldnt even tell if the website is saying the error or the browser (still a problem in modern browsers but it was worse then due to the enterprise bloat)
theres no standard sign up form for websites. you cant just press one button and be done with it. youre gonna devote half an hour to sign up to a web shit. the gay devs literally think something is being solved here, no ur just making an entry in their database thats 100% the same pattern as on every website but the gay devs put in a special something special like a captcha that doesnt work or an email whitelist/blacklist or blocking $ in the password or ' in the password. the are all special indeed, they are gay and made by faggots like everything in the www. their paranoid about spammers making accounts so they add one of the same 3 gimmicks every other website uses but with their own spin and inconsistent non standard ui like a homo who is afraid to use a standard door lock so buys some scam "better" one from amazon the store for homos

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>>326799
>fingernails not blue 
>no blood on skin
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>>326808
Honestly looks like a UFO cattle mutilation.
>>326808
corpse desecration? drained and dumped?
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>>326841
That still seems like a lot of work, even for le Vámpir. We'd have more to go on with more photos, but alas...
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>>326844
+1
draining is tough replacing would prevent collapse.

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>>326686 (OP) 
Yes, except actually.
Is this sharty now?
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>>326825
Nobody uses those soyjak sites anymore, all memes and medias associated with sharty and etc are just made by and posted from people who uses twitter and other social medias or none at all or in between. Speaking as a gen-Z with experience.
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>>326829
That doesn't explain the present user counts, post rates etc of the sharty, assuming that you're not running psyops for the sharty.
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>>326813
>faggy.shitty

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