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>>324099 (OP) 
The point of life is the battle between good and evil; civilization and barbarism. What side do you choose?

>>331720
>What side do you choose?
Lego Bionicle.

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>>331721
For me, its 90s hawaiian shirt cool. Dont know what it is, but I side with that.

>>331724
Awesome movie!

To prove a point, the biggest point infact, and prove it to absolutely everybody.

>>318142
If crime is for gay people, then I'm straight.

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>>285473 (OP)  
>usually don't remember dreams but set an alarm to where can wake up early before work to drink some beer and still sober up
>keep turning alarm to later time 
>pain in dream makes me more lucid
>for some reason are a cute brunette girl with telekenisis
>pinned to the floor and fighting for control
>are using magic powers to pin self to floor with nearby nails
>someone else is there but he can hardly help
>asking him to stab some more into me but he is hesitant and has scissors
>are doing it to torture the satanic being within, explaining this and that to the person near by as I scream and moan and pant as more nails slide into my hands/etc
>wake up
>have stigmata
>go to knock on door of parent's while knowing this isn't like me 
>shame does not stop me from wanting to show her/them the stigmata anyway
>no answer

bump

A group of armed people robbed me in my dream. They had me on the floor with the gun pressed hard against the back of my skull. I was tense and obviously very scared. The generic thing happened where my life was flashing before my eyes and I was reliving everything I had gone through. When the flashback finished I realized that my whole life was very shitty. I had nothing worth losing, and nothing would be lost if I die. A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time. I felt like a baby who didn't have to worry about life and it felt good. My body stopped tensing up and I no longer cared that I might die. The robbers didn't kill me because they had no reason to. I woke up from the dream also very calm with no sweat. I'm not sure what to do with this information. Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."

>>331755
I've had similar experiences with dying, both in dreams and during the hypnagogic phase of sleep. There's a serene calm after "dying", followed by some amount of disappointment after just waking up.
>A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time.
Supposedly, if your body realizes that utilizing survival instincts to live is meaningless, it just gives up and becomes as calm as possible to as to make death as pleasant as possible.
>I'm not sure what to do with this information.
At the very least use this to let go of your fear of death.
>Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."
That's your decision to make.

>>331718 (OP) 
A thread was already made.

>>330785
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

>>330786
No.

>>330022 (OP) 
based. yapping cunts are why we need to import the 3rd world

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>>331129
Look closer. Something/someone is behind those yapping cunts.

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>>330028
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>>330781
The lie has no foreseeable benefit.
But lie they must. It's their nature.

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>>324066
My old group of IRL friends had 1 guy who was fake as fuck but managed to get pussy once, so he'd be the bard "official" party leader, and his best friend was super dark triad but managed to be like everyone's best friend, so I guess he'd be some kinda "shadow" party leader warlock?
Then there'd be like 2-3 other goons (2 orc warriors ig, 1 rogue), and me.

But the thing is we were all retarded outcasts so I feel like that doesn't really fit the vision.

Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic) with a bunch of other retards, but facing various weird challenges, danger, and each of us having pretty diverse skillsets?

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>>324033
This reminds me of the old 80's arcade game "Crossbow" by Exidy.>>324073
>Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic)
(2nd Poster ITT)
I think Camping would be a good "Venue".
I think, having lots of experience with this sort of thing, both involved and vicariously, that as long as the group didn't cleave to IB norms, and instead dealt with the real, operative world, they'd do Ok.
Key to this is having leadership that is tolerant to inexperience and  supportive of the group.
Seems like it'd make a decent thread, much like /rp/ on other chans.
ya Gotta have a good MC/GM for those though.
Hell, there's even a DICE ROLL format here.
>Ok, Ranger/Cleric, roll a 1d20 to check for treasure
(##1%20) = 19

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>>324066
Saved to my Gondola folder
that darn No-Face!

Fugggg I can't gib up hope :DDDDD

>>325303
You can't.

>>331648
But anon, 2022 was 8 years ago.

>>331649
You're fucking crazy.

>>331648
He meant he's butthurt you can't get away with full retardation anymore, like shoving dildos up your ass and identityfagging with it.

>>331651
Then why does his butt still hurt?

>>331652
Because he gaped it too wide with too large of a dildo

he's cool

>>331369 (OP) 
That is /Intl/

>>331369 (OP) 
hahaha wow!!!!

I'm not really a history buff. Could you explain?

>>331558
These videos should help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTccepA7gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifZd4Glm4SI

Due to incompetent and corrupt Roman elites, the Eastern Roman emperor Valens got killed in battle and later Rome got sacked.

>>331555 (OP) 
I tihnk they are pretty cool. The whole Gothic migration is interesting.

>>331282
It seems to be so prevalent among weeb women that it ends up making me think that it's the norm among them rather than some sort of minority.
I hope that I am wrong.
I misread this as ">implying that normal women are into you" at first.

>>331295
I think most women hate fanservice in general as they are not as driven sexually as males, not in the same way anyway, and when they are they end up bisexual. I've seen a porn star go on and on about huge anime titties.

>>331282
<implying that normal men are into yuri

>>331362
As with women watching guys fisting one another being potential media for women, and thus 'straight', guys watching girls fisting one another is also potentially straight for men to watch; it's just not heterosexual behavior being recorded even though ironically heterosexuals would watch it; thus with straight meaning idiomatically 'for heterosexuals' it is thus straight media depending upon the viewer. I resent pornography categorization to be honest as it assumes who is watching it. A schrodinger's cat metaphore could be apt. The pussy (ha) is straight and not straight at the same time and the anal is gay and not gay at the same time in this analogy (hehe). That's why a futa fucking a girl is both gay and straight. Art is an eye of the beholder sorta thing. The porn is never gay; only you can be gay, they are being paid and you're not after all. Follow your true instincts and be straight, or don't, and I'd say it's your choice but then I'd be sued for saying sexual orientation is a choice!

>>331364
You're gay.

If you drink blood from conception to age 2, the appendix will form so as to be able to eat raw.

>>330023 (OP) 
fuck anyone with lips like this

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remove your toenail

finally, you can get your toenail removed at home

>>330023 (OP)  
>want to look angelic (phytoestrogens)
>want to smell nice (meat makes your poo mell bad)
>want to be ethical (don't eat meat x2)
>eat nothing but soyfood 
Fuck the police. 
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>>330863
What in the derail? 
>>330694
Is this a spamtastic meme or are you just happy to see him