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Regarding recent events: >>>/meta/4978 

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I had a nightmare that I wasn't a touch typist. It was terrible. Can you imagine not being a touch typist? Shameful. Should not be allowed to use a computer.
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>>246928
That picture is familiar. Very familiar. Nice to see it still circulating. It brings back memories.
>back in middle school one of my teachers tried to force my class to learn typing on some gay ass website
This is the reason I still write by holding the pen between my pointer and middle finger. I tried it out of curiosity to see if it would be easier and got screamed at by a bitchy power tripping middle school teacher so I stuck with it and got used to it. The way they tried to teach us typing was retarded just like everything else. They screamed at me because they didn't like the way I typed. They tried to force ((( kikebooks ))) on us too but thankfully it was just before I was released. I feel terrible for anyone that has to deal with that.
I like how zoomers don't know what being screamed at actually means.
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>>246959
Please don't scream at anyone here I am sensitive and will cry
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>>246960
 HARRYPOTTERDIDYOUUPVOTETHATUNPOPULAROPINION?!?!?!? 
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>>246959
Kids are treated like prisoners just for being young. When they grow up, they believe it's their turn to be rapists. They're taught that they can do anything to others as long as they have an advantage. Teachers are sadistic glowniggers that go out of their way to cause kids depression for being racial, political, and religious minorities or for being poor. It's a key part of why we live in a failed society. Some cultures have mutual respect between teachers and students and will probably still exist in the future.

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I really hate the midwit take of "tHeYRe TrYiNg 2 Div1dE Us", as in, implying that any form of identity politics is the elites trying to divide people from unifying for whatever completely arbitrary reason exists in their imagination. It's become an instant way for a midwit to out themselves as a midwit. Imagine thinking that humans are naturally unified creatures, with no differences in mind and it takes "elites" to create division, instead of them naturally existing. Unless you have a hive mind, division will always exist naturally. Have a religion? Well, there's different ways to interpret it and then you will end up with sects. Have a country? People will disagree with how it should be run and divide into parties and so on and so forth. I'm not saying D&C isn't real, but you must be a real brainlet to think that people should all be unified for no good reason other than that they're human beings and that dumb ass take.
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>>242153 (OP) 
Okay but that kind of "leftism" vs "rightism" that we see in the west is so arbitrarily weird, it's legit looks shopped for a easterner.
What you say would make more sense if it was more natural and organic. Instead, you have to explain what it's even all about to non-locals because that's not something that emerged from people naturally.
Imo, it's just an extension of 2-party-system lore to culture and whatnot.
Better ask yourself why it's always 2 instead of like 20.
>>242153 (OP) 
Blame Christianity and it's universalist plague
>>242153 (OP) 
nobody cares about those fags anymore lol. people are yearning for identity now even if it's fake identities they can share with others.
Americunts are in for a rude wakeup call though. White identity doesn't work with yuros and we're in a position to seeing White Americans recognize their ethnic differences which may cause a collapse in structure.
>>242153 (OP) 
Blame Abraham Lincoln. As things are we're centristic left and centristic right when before that faggot united us tyrannically we were libertarian vs authoritarian, up vs down. Kinda left and kinda right when you're halfway up from free to not free is faggy and meant to indeed make people not oppose the powers that be but to instead blame lefts/rights. Politics being 8 directional can be simplified to libertarians vs kikes and kikes run this pysop to make incompatible perosnalities call another rights and lefts when they used to be brothers in arms against tyranny, the English, before that nigger lover made sure we WERE England by making the IRS and taxing us. Thirteen colonies should have been 13 parties, then more. You don't jew a jew and in Israel they've more than a two party system.
>>242157
>using cope like a zoomer
Anyway, are you implying that the feds wanted hippies to not join the draft? To break laws and to be gay pedo communists?

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I have a theory that the more time a boy spends on his own in the woods, the more mentally healthy he will be. 
While I did own a few computer games and video games, fate and poverty led me to spend most of my free time in the woods, as a child and as a teenager.
Now, as an adult, I often find myself baffled at how npc and vacant my friends are. It's personality frustrating just how little most people question things. It seems that the common factor connecting them that I didn't go through was lots of video games growing up. I used to spend hours and hours just wandering around the woods thinking. I doubt girls would benefit as much as boys from solitude, but boys need time alone to think about themselves. Video games are better than tv, but still mentally stunting.

The tragedy is that knowing this is useless information unless you have a kid yourself. Boys want to play video games and most parents are not serious about their children's mental health. So it's impossible to convince anyone to change their behavior.

The enemy benefits from mentally castrating men because females are much less likely to revolt against even the most repressive governments, they are primarily risk averse. Men crave change and are much more likely to become violent over affronts to personal dignity and honor. Yet men are uniquely vulnerable to video game addiction. And the lack of introspection makes it impossible to even realize that you are addicted.
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>>241319
I fell asleep in the thread and psoted afterwards. Made an ass of myself how? If I were a samefag, if that is what you are implying, I'd have deleted the message and tried again really quick.  I assume a deleted comment that I thought I was replying to was kill during my snoozery.
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>>241298 (OP) 
> The tragedy is that knowing this is useless information unless you have a kid yourself. 

it is as useless as you let it be.

there are many boys out there who see strangers's faces more often than the face of their father.

they are thirsty for advice.
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>>241419
Sadly, I see this a lot. 
It takes patience to reach young boys, especially the ones who need advice.
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The woods are great but don't forget that prairies, deserts, beaches, swamps, and mountains are great too. Bringing back native ecosystems would be one of the greatest things we can do to increase the quality of life on Earth. Boys turn out messed up when their needs are suppressed from birth. Urban environments and overbearing authority are horrible for mental health. Natural environments teach people the beauty of things that are not designed by humans and how insignificant humans are on the grand scale. Video games are the only escape from the horror of society that some people have. When boys live in a sterile suburb with no sidewalks, get harassed by the police just for riding a bike, and see nothing but concrete, mcmansions, and mowed lawns, it's no wonder they go crazy.
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>>242345
>don't forget that prairies, deserts, beaches, swamps, and mountains are great too
And the ocean.

I fear the day zoomers get into power.
https://youtu.be/-LU_gpDfr9Y?si=rj_9m2cnguyJnker
Post videos, not links. At least post a screenshot of the page.

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Jah rasta far i
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>>241367
yuh cud get elevated chriet puffing nuttin man
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jah mons don't know bout tru piracy
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The Babylon system nah care about I and I, bredren. Don't nobody treat you wit de respect you know you deserve, you know, Niko. All of life be about is respect, seen?
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For some reason my skin has gotten darker than usual, it's especially noticeable in the facial area. What used to be pale white, is now more reddish than normal. Should I be worried?
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>>242854
It sounds like you consume too much iron and that's why you're skin is like that. Quickest way to reverse it is to donate blood or just ween yourself off of red meat for a while
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>>243003
Thanks for the advice, will do
>>242806 (OP) 
Shouldn't have stolen that bike.
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>>242806 (OP) 
You have Amerimutt genes. This is normal during the decline of empires.  Rome had the germamutt genes.

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Top tier:
>Italian-American
>Italian
>Thai
>South Indian

High tier
>American
>Chinese-American/North Chinese (when its actually made well)
>French
>Korean

Mid-tier
>Polish
>Jamaican
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>>238149
>The justification is nutrient value.
In that case you are still wrong because italian-american is shit-tier due to lack of essential fats, too much corn syrup, high amounts of sodium and no vitamin B's
Thai needs heavy doses of fish to get the fats and vitamins but otherwise it is top tier, pajeet shit lacks protein at times and vitamins at others due to their non-enriched flour use.
And in that case Greek cannot be at shit-tier because most of their stuff is nutritional basic recipes, the list still sucks and americans should not post about what's good outside their realm, perhaps what's filling.
>In my experience the main difference between eating cheap meat and fancy meat isnt as much of a safety issue but a difference in flavor and nutrients.
Fancy meat either gets too much corn nutrients or are fat bombs, the flavor comment is spot-on but a prime piece of round broil will taste almost the same as a cheap one, same with ribs, it affects mostly the passive muscle tissue like the entire back, belly flaps and perhaps the head and a slightly richer taste in the brisket. 
Whoever buys choice or prime brisket just to smoke it for 6 hours is mentally ill, the amerimutt BBQ recipes are fantastic and some of the best to bring flavor into shit ingredients, buying the fanciest in those cases is overkill and the humidity will be much more
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>>237868
Hapas have no nationality. Even a Jew has nationality (now days). What is a happa even known for other than being typically ugly while male? It is the most cucked half-breed I can think of.
>>237840
They make Vespas and they are delivering pizzas to this day! You can't do uber eats on a Harley!
>>237868
>If it ain't some kind of fish that has been allowed to rot, I don't want it
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>east asian food
god tier 91111111/10
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>>241104
That doesn't look as appetizing as you make it out to be.

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Part Two: you should be able to guess what the subtitle is gonna be.

Since I have sat on my ass for too long, I'm not going to bother to make a theme for this one. Like the last album, submit any piece of music you like, ideally make it around 1:30 - 3:00 minutes, one track per anon. No rules regarding genre or quality. Submissions will close Saturday the 12th, or a week following the 5th unique submission, whichever comes sooner. Following this there will be an additional week or two for you to fix your shit and make final renders. (at my discretion)

https://files.catbox.moe/0qrce4.zip

I am providing a 100mb zip resource pack of some random VSTs and SF2, SFZ, etc. Notably the R2R Roland Sound Canvas crack will get you up and running with some classic ROMpler sounds with minimal fuss. (Check out the .mid files to see how SCVA can be set up to use all 16 channel of midi input - though it is reasonably to skip that and just use individual instances: it's lightweight.) I've also included Charlatan which is a simple but excellent synth. Reaplugs offers a variety of decent utilities for those who use toy DAWs. aaand a few other random things for good measure.

There is also GeneralUserGS, a very good alternative to the Roland plugin if you are a loonixfag. I've unpacked it into SFZs and WAVs as well. You can also take a look into setting up yabridge, a crossplat
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>>243657
Converted to mp3 in audacity. Let's see if upload works this time.
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>>245848
and it lost most of the song. what the fuck is wrong with my computer
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>>243657
Got it, finally. Apologies for quadruple posting.
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>>243693
This is the best I could come up with, fixing the audio balance and swapping in another sound fount (Touhou) in place of the second melody track. Here's the .wav file, the midi, and the sound fonts I used.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fq7t7e.zip
Alternatively you can find files here.
https://musical-artifacts.com/artifacts/433
https://musical-artifacts.com/artifacts/560 turns out it wasn't the super mario sound font it was actually the snes general midi sound font
https://www.victroladjango.com/mp3/midi/VD-subtraxed.mid
Bumpan' to make sure the rapefugees don't slide this thread toooo far.
OP, how long do we have to make edits? I'm behind because I've been busy.

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So, sleepychan has turned into reddit? Is it over?......
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>>246844 (OP) 
It sucks since the cuck went down. Give it some time and most of them will go back. I've been hiding every post to do with cuckchan.
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>>246846
I hope so, I'll do the same. I pray so z-tan will kill every 四つ葉人 nigger.

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Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
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>>241957
Ai can't capture the judge proper
>>242162
Wizard of Oz.
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I'm so grateful for some of the books I was introduced to in high school.
Currently reading Otherland
I read Blindsight a while back. Excellent scifi, even if the author's extra info in the back of the book made him seem like a redditor.

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