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Jah rasta far i
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>>241367
yuh cud get elevated chriet puffing nuttin man
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jah mons don't know bout tru piracy
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The Babylon system nah care about I and I, bredren. Don't nobody treat you wit de respect you know you deserve, you know, Niko. All of life be about is respect, seen?
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For some reason my skin has gotten darker than usual, it's especially noticeable in the facial area. What used to be pale white, is now more reddish than normal. Should I be worried?
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>>242854
It sounds like you consume too much iron and that's why you're skin is like that. Quickest way to reverse it is to donate blood or just ween yourself off of red meat for a while
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>>243003
Thanks for the advice, will do
>>242806 (OP) 
Shouldn't have stolen that bike.
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>>242806 (OP) 
You have Amerimutt genes. This is normal during the decline of empires.  Rome had the germamutt genes.

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Top tier:
>Italian-American
>Italian
>Thai
>South Indian

High tier
>American
>Chinese-American/North Chinese (when its actually made well)
>French
>Korean

Mid-tier
>Polish
>Jamaican
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>>238149
>The justification is nutrient value.
In that case you are still wrong because italian-american is shit-tier due to lack of essential fats, too much corn syrup, high amounts of sodium and no vitamin B's
Thai needs heavy doses of fish to get the fats and vitamins but otherwise it is top tier, pajeet shit lacks protein at times and vitamins at others due to their non-enriched flour use.
And in that case Greek cannot be at shit-tier because most of their stuff is nutritional basic recipes, the list still sucks and americans should not post about what's good outside their realm, perhaps what's filling.
>In my experience the main difference between eating cheap meat and fancy meat isnt as much of a safety issue but a difference in flavor and nutrients.
Fancy meat either gets too much corn nutrients or are fat bombs, the flavor comment is spot-on but a prime piece of round broil will taste almost the same as a cheap one, same with ribs, it affects mostly the passive muscle tissue like the entire back, belly flaps and perhaps the head and a slightly richer taste in the brisket. 
Whoever buys choice or prime brisket just to smoke it for 6 hours is mentally ill, the amerimutt BBQ recipes are fantastic and some of the best to bring flavor into shit ingredients, buying the fanciest in those cases is overkill and the humidity will be much more
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>>237868
Hapas have no nationality. Even a Jew has nationality (now days). What is a happa even known for other than being typically ugly while male? It is the most cucked half-breed I can think of.
>>237840
They make Vespas and they are delivering pizzas to this day! You can't do uber eats on a Harley!
>>237868
>If it ain't some kind of fish that has been allowed to rot, I don't want it
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>east asian food
god tier 91111111/10
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>>241104
That doesn't look as appetizing as you make it out to be.

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Part Two: you should be able to guess what the subtitle is gonna be.

Since I have sat on my ass for too long, I'm not going to bother to make a theme for this one. Like the last album, submit any piece of music you like, ideally make it around 1:30 - 3:00 minutes, one track per anon. No rules regarding genre or quality. Submissions will close Saturday the 12th, or a week following the 5th unique submission, whichever comes sooner. Following this there will be an additional week or two for you to fix your shit and make final renders. (at my discretion)

https://files.catbox.moe/0qrce4.zip

I am providing a 100mb zip resource pack of some random VSTs and SF2, SFZ, etc. Notably the R2R Roland Sound Canvas crack will get you up and running with some classic ROMpler sounds with minimal fuss. (Check out the .mid files to see how SCVA can be set up to use all 16 channel of midi input - though it is reasonably to skip that and just use individual instances: it's lightweight.) I've also included Charlatan which is a simple but excellent synth. Reaplugs offers a variety of decent utilities for those who use toy DAWs. aaand a few other random things for good measure.

There is also GeneralUserGS, a very good alternative to the Roland plugin if you are a loonixfag. I've unpacked it into SFZs and WAVs as well. You can also take a look into setting up yabridge, a crossplat
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>>243657
Converted to mp3 in audacity. Let's see if upload works this time.
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>>245848
and it lost most of the song. what the fuck is wrong with my computer
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>>243657
Got it, finally. Apologies for quadruple posting.
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>>243693
This is the best I could come up with, fixing the audio balance and swapping in another sound fount (Touhou) in place of the second melody track. Here's the .wav file, the midi, and the sound fonts I used.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fq7t7e.zip
Alternatively you can find files here.
https://musical-artifacts.com/artifacts/433
https://musical-artifacts.com/artifacts/560 turns out it wasn't the super mario sound font it was actually the snes general midi sound font
https://www.victroladjango.com/mp3/midi/VD-subtraxed.mid
Bumpan' to make sure the rapefugees don't slide this thread toooo far.
OP, how long do we have to make edits? I'm behind because I've been busy.

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So, sleepychan has turned into reddit? Is it over?......
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>>246844 (OP) 
It sucks since the cuck went down. Give it some time and most of them will go back. I've been hiding every post to do with cuckchan.
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>>246846
I hope so, I'll do the same. I pray so z-tan will kill every 四つ葉人 nigger.

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Since we don't have a /lit/ board, let's have a /lit/ thread. 
What's your favorite book anon?
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>>241957
Ai can't capture the judge proper
>>242162
Wizard of Oz.
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I'm so grateful for some of the books I was introduced to in high school.
Currently reading Otherland
I read Blindsight a while back. Excellent scifi, even if the author's extra info in the back of the book made him seem like a redditor.

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>too lazy to make food
>look at some premade foods in grocery store
>microwave meal that's literally just meat and potatoes
>"seems fine"
>look at ingredients
>7 different kinds of starches and oils not counting all kinds of flavorings and preservatives
IT'S LITERALLY MEAT AND POTATOES
JUST PUT THE MEAT IN
THEN PUT THE POTATOES IN
AND THEN STOP
WHERE ARE ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING THINGS COMING FROM?

You say "money doesn't buy happiness" but I sure as shit would be happier if I could pay some bitch to cook food for me every day instead of dealing with this crap.
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>>228198 (OP) 
I like eating these. They taste decent and they're also pretty filling.
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>>235472
>>235473
How do bongs manage to not die of constipation
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I like the idea of cultivating your own produce, hunting your own meat, and cooking it for yourself, but I can't even bother going to a grocery store let alone do all that so I end up just eating fast food everyday.
>>228271
I cook once or twice a day for my wife and 3 children. Not even everyday. I just cook plenty at once. I do it because I enjoy it and it takes 30 minutes of work at the most. I just got a deep fryer. I filled it up with tallow and now I barely have to do anything if I want to fry something.

>>235358
Now this is autism.
wat is a
brit
bong
do only low class wiggers use this term?
please answer with a table of different countries consisting of at least:
-americans
-brits
-the rest of western europe

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>Noctis (IV)
>Eternal Daughter
>Cavestory (2003)
>Yume Nikki (original)
>Megamari
>(New) Super Marisa Land
>Super Mario XP 
>Metroid 2 (fanmade version)
>Solarus Zelda (snes fanmade sequel)
>Beneath a Steel Sky
>Dink Smallwood
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>>242207
>Elona
Looks interdasting. Thank you.
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I always recommend Enigma
http://www.nongnu.org/enigma/

But Lord, turn down the mouse sensitivity, and turn off the menu sounds
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>>242202
Is the 5th picture supposed to be the Opus logo?
>>242760
>they have/had a win95 edition and LInux/Unix 'instructions'
>works on everything apparently
kewl
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Iam:[cum]:~$ sudo torsocks pacman -S blender
resolving dependencies...                                                                                                                              
looking for conflicting packages...

Packages (68) alembic-1.8.6-3  appstream-1.0.4-1  blosc-1.21.6-1
              clang-19.1.7-1  compiler-rt-19.1.7-1  dos2unix-7.5.2-2
              draco-1.5.6-3  embree-4.3.3-1  fmt-11.1.3-1  glfw-3.4-2
              gssdp-1.6.3-2  gst-plugins-bad-libs-1.24.12-3  gtk4-1:4.16.12-1
              gupnp-1:1.6.8-1  gupnp-igd-1.6.0-1  hdf5-1.14.5-1
              intel-oneapi-common-2024.1.0-1
              intel-oneapi-compiler-dpcpp-cpp-runtime-libs-2025.0.4-1
              intel-oneapi-compiler-shared-runtime-libs-2025.0.4-2
              intel-oneapi-openmp-2025.0.4-1  intel-oneapi-tbb-2021.12.0-2
              intel-oneapi-tcm-1.2.0-3  jemalloc-1:5.3.0-5  jsoncpp-1.9.6-3
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>>242055
This is peak reddit to say.
>nooo think of muh poor activists in iran, you're DEPRIVING them of tor
By using Tor for random shit you're only strengthening the network's anonymity.
If you care so much about bandwidth being "wasted", be the change you want to see in the world and run a node, dipshit.
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>pacman
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>>242103
Yep, that's literally me epically pwning all Wincucks, Macfags, and Lusers of lesser distros. Btw I use Arch.
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>arch fag's ego already in shambles
many such cases...
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>>240274
How could someone be comfortable enough in all those layers to eat something so messy and sticky.

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i have a good feeling about this year
this is the year i make it
this is the year when something happens
this is the year of the jeff
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im exploring personal sites again
i think i have been out of this scene for the entirely of the past year, maybe even longer
i see lots of ppl implement webmentions on their sites
is this a new thing or what?
seems p cool, but i have never seem any of my posts mentioned anywhere else before
so despite the spec being extremely simple, i dont think theres much of a point in putting it on my site
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ppl should try making a wooden sword
its p cool to have one
sometimes i get the urge to swing mine around for a while
also counts as workout ig
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4chan died huh
not my first bet for 2025's ib deadpool
cool ig, but if it died fr then its the aftermath thats gonna be the interesting part
i didnt even see everyone talking about it bc yesterday i spent 12h fucking around with css and reading html docs bc im changing a lot of stuff on my site
nothing visible tho
also the changes havent gone live yet
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I'm already tired of this decade.
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