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This is the most Indian thing I have ever seen in my life.
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>>331836
>they all desperately want to be White but hate whitey because they are brown and jealous at the same time (their own and nobody's fault)
It's hard to understand how mentally ill nons are
This thread belongs on cuckchan
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>>331839
Explain what went through that jeets head when he did that.
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>>331841
He wanted to redeem his izzat and killed himself cause that means going through the train test of izzat which no jeet survives
>>331474
So he was speaking from experience.

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>The game that distract the goyim on a level never seen before since covid
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WIGGEDY WIGGEDY WACK!
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>>331411
It's not just ok its the truth. What purpose does the open world serve when the missions themselves are totally railroaded? More importantly, why the fuck did they never implement a proper fast travel system to where you can TP to directly to missions like what Need For Speed Carbon had 2 decades ago? The answer is obviously that Rockstar has never respected the players time and they just want to pad out the run time as much as possible. At least in Just Cause the whole point of an open world is that your supposed to cause as much destruction to the enemy as possible in an open ended way, GTA literally has nothing besides shitty Stranger side content which are poor excuses of side missions
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>>331784
>Just Cause
I miss playing just cause 2. That game is what true freedom and fun is. It didn't rely on realism nor have retarded modern politics shoved in your face constantly like Goy theft nigger currently does. 
People need to start making actual fun fucking games like the older gta games, saints row 2 & 3, true crime streets of la, crazy taxi, sleeping dogs and just cause 2 & sorta 3 did.
>>331614
default npc midwit take
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>>331799
>Pointless sage
Tell us your opinion on this overhyped game mr sagey man.

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Is he right?
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>>330228
despicable fatass kike saying less than human kike pr shit, don't care, never asked into the trash it goes, I'm a big guy for you
>>325552
>board wars when
I propose a game of Quake. Looser has to link the other site's /v/ board for a week
>>330222
>>330228
Took them long enough to get rid of the guy. I might even visit their imageboard if they ever apologize for being shitstirring niggers.
Ah who am I kidding. They'll have Mark back on by the end of the month. He's "their" backstabbing kike.
>>330228
New BO wiped all of Mark's filters, reversed all the bans Mark did, the mass ban waves have stopped and the meta thread with the niggerdick anon pic was deleted and a new meta thread with an Espeon pic has taken its place.
>>330229
Already doing it

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You now, two decades ago I actually listened to what this guy said. Pretty fucked up.
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>>328790
Even better, honestly, since goon fits perfectly well into the captured essence of the word as we know about the origin of troons, including the YT nigger that OP posted of.
>>328789
>>328790
it's how people who use cuckchan/social media get past the wordfilter and they use it off those sites because they're being conditioned to be self censoring faggots
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>>328793
If it was invented and widely used 20 years ago, then I know for certain it was not used by people to get past wordfilters or self-censoring, since that shit didn't exist back then. I doubt your story.
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>>328794
the people who were using imageboards 20 years ago moved on and the majority of people who are using imageboards now weren't using them even a decade ago
the anons who were supposed to be in charge of gatekeeping decided that allowing the newfag summer to end all newfag summers was worth offsite drama (making bluehairs angry for about a month or two)
our content now flows from those sites rather than the other way around and we are occupied by our invaders
do you understand?
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>>328828
I am still here
sage negated

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I don't know where else to post this, but some times I have strange dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was conscripted to a interstellar freighter to fight a shape shifting alien that had unfortunately made contact with our ship. 
It's strange to live lives and fight fights only you will ever know. But maybe thats just me.
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>>318142
If crime is for gay people, then I'm straight.
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>>285473 (OP)  
>usually don't remember dreams but set an alarm to where can wake up early before work to drink some beer and still sober up
>keep turning alarm to later time 
>pain in dream makes me more lucid
>for some reason are a cute brunette girl with telekenisis
>pinned to the floor and fighting for control
>are using magic powers to pin self to floor with nearby nails
>someone else is there but he can hardly help
>asking him to stab some more into me but he is hesitant and has scissors
>are doing it to torture the satanic being within, explaining this and that to the person near by as I scream and moan and pant as more nails slide into my hands/etc
>wake up
>have stigmata
>go to knock on door of parent's while knowing this isn't like me 
>shame does not stop me from wanting to show her/them the stigmata anyway
>no answer
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A group of armed people robbed me in my dream. They had me on the floor with the gun pressed hard against the back of my skull. I was tense and obviously very scared. The generic thing happened where my life was flashing before my eyes and I was reliving everything I had gone through. When the flashback finished I realized that my whole life was very shitty. I had nothing worth losing, and nothing would be lost if I die. A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time. I felt like a baby who didn't have to worry about life and it felt good. My body stopped tensing up and I no longer cared that I might die. The robbers didn't kill me because they had no reason to. I woke up from the dream also very calm with no sweat. I'm not sure what to do with this information. Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."
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>>331755
I've had similar experiences with dying, both in dreams and during the hypnagogic phase of sleep. There's a serene calm after "dying", followed by some amount of disappointment after just waking up.
>A wave of calmness hit me, and it was the calmest I have ever felt in a long time.
Supposedly, if your body realizes that utilizing survival instincts to live is meaningless, it just gives up and becomes as calm as possible to as to make death as pleasant as possible.
>I'm not sure what to do with this information.
At the very least use this to let go of your fear of death.
>Maybe I should do something with my life so that I have at least one thing that I can point to and say "This is the reason why I want to live."
That's your decision to make.

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pls
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>>324066
My old group of IRL friends had 1 guy who was fake as fuck but managed to get pussy once, so he'd be the bard "official" party leader, and his best friend was super dark triad but managed to be like everyone's best friend, so I guess he'd be some kinda "shadow" party leader warlock?
Then there'd be like 2-3 other goons (2 orc warriors ig, 1 rogue), and me.

But the thing is we were all retarded outcasts so I feel like that doesn't really fit the vision.

Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic) with a bunch of other retards, but facing various weird challenges, danger, and each of us having pretty diverse skillsets?
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>>324033
This reminds me of the old 80's arcade game "Crossbow" by Exidy.>>324073
>Instead, seems like it should be more along the lines of a group just going on vacation (if we want to keep it somewhat realistic)
(2nd Poster ITT)
I think Camping would be a good "Venue".
I think, having lots of experience with this sort of thing, both involved and vicariously, that as long as the group didn't cleave to IB norms, and instead dealt with the real, operative world, they'd do Ok.
Key to this is having leadership that is tolerant to inexperience and  supportive of the group.
Seems like it'd make a decent thread, much like /rp/ on other chans.
ya Gotta have a good MC/GM for those though.
Hell, there's even a DICE ROLL format here.
>Ok, Ranger/Cleric, roll a 1d20 to check for treasure
(##1%20) = 19
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>>324066
Saved to my Gondola folder
that darn No-Face!
Fugggg I can't gib up hope :DDDDD
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>>325303
You can't.

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I'm looking for a new imageboard. is this imageboard based or cringe?
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>>331648
But anon, 2022 was 8 years ago.
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>>331649
You're fucking crazy.
>>331648
He meant he's butthurt you can't get away with full retardation anymore, like shoving dildos up your ass and identityfagging with it.
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>>331651
Then why does his butt still hurt?
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>>331652
Because he gaped it too wide with too large of a dildo

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isn't the yaoi hole just futanari for women?
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>>331282
It seems to be so prevalent among weeb women that it ends up making me think that it's the norm among them rather than some sort of minority.
I hope that I am wrong.
I misread this as ">implying that normal women are into you" at first.
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>>331295
I think most women hate fanservice in general as they are not as driven sexually as males, not in the same way anyway, and when they are they end up bisexual. I've seen a porn star go on and on about huge anime titties.
>>331282
<implying that normal men are into yuri
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>>331362
As with women watching guys fisting one another being potential media for women, and thus 'straight', guys watching girls fisting one another is also potentially straight for men to watch; it's just not heterosexual behavior being recorded even though ironically heterosexuals would watch it; thus with straight meaning idiomatically 'for heterosexuals' it is thus straight media depending upon the viewer. I resent pornography categorization to be honest as it assumes who is watching it. A schrodinger's cat metaphore could be apt. The pussy (ha) is straight and not straight at the same time and the anal is gay and not gay at the same time in this analogy (hehe). That's why a futa fucking a girl is both gay and straight. Art is an eye of the beholder sorta thing. The porn is never gay; only you can be gay, they are being paid and you're not after all. Follow your true instincts and be straight, or don't, and I'd say it's your choice but then I'd be sued for saying sexual orientation is a choice!
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>>331364
You're gay.

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Eat more bone marrow. Bone marrow is considered a delicacy in many parts of the world. Its benefits include building immunity, repairing wounds, helping with digestion, and even fighting cancer. Bone marrow is full of collagen. Collagen is the most abundant protein in the body. Its fiber-like structure is used to make connective tissue. Our bodies gradually make less collagen as we age, decreasing skin elasticity leading to aged skin. So it is important to secure food sources of collagen. Bone marrow is a perfect source of Collagen. It's also rich in glucosamine, which defends against osteoarthritis, relieves joint pain, and reduces inflammation in the joints.
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If you drink blood from conception to age 2, the appendix will form so as to be able to eat raw.
>>330023 (OP) 
fuck anyone with lips like this
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remove your toenail
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finally, you can get your toenail removed at home
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>>330023 (OP)  
>want to look angelic (phytoestrogens)
>want to smell nice (meat makes your poo mell bad)
>want to be ethical (don't eat meat x2)
>eat nothing but soyfood 
Fuck the police. 
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>>330863
What in the derail? 
>>330694
Is this a spamtastic meme or are you just happy to see him

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Florida biology teacher’s ‘heinous sex acts’ against teen destroyed his faith in God: suit

God has a funny way to out Himself in the news again and again.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/18/us-news/florida-biology-teacher-sued-by-student-over-heinous-sex-acts/

A perverted Florida biology teacher convicted of sexually abusing a high school student is now being sued by the victim, who claims he gave up his faith in God because of the “heinous sex acts.”

Brooke Anderson, 28, committed the apostatizing sexual violence after she began grooming the teen in 2021, the suit alleges.

The Rhode Island native was hit with the lawsuit while she’s two months in a 30-month prison sentence after being convicted on a bevy of sex crimes against the student last June, the Daily Mail reported.
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"child protection" law is actually costing the world billions of dollars. each time you use an ai generator the reason it takes so long, sometimes 15 times as long to generate an image as usual. is because its constantly outputting things that are considered inappropriate scenes of minors, and redoing with another seed. it literally just generates girls with their shirt off, girls wearing a wedding ring (etc, there are false positives too) and a supervisor process sees each result from the imgen and instructs it to restart over and over. thats how the imgen algorithm works, it generates things you dont like, it doesnt have morals, it doesnt even have logic
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>>331114 (OP) 
>heinous sex acts
>that destroyed his faith in god
>28 year old woman
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>>331147
That boy looks jewcy.
I suppose he's some sort of jewcy boy.
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>>331170
>trillions have died to get this

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