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why do girls like the taste of dick so much? i don't get it
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>>241234
Pussy taste like salty and claimy/ bitter fishy. It's really hard to explain because the taste hits you really hard and it because the taste is strong and taste like nothing you ever tasted. I never enjoyed the taste of pussy, pussy only has one purpose for men and eating out pussy isn't really enjoyable and does nothing for me like putting it in her.
>>241247
Pussy tastes great depending on what she eats. If shea eats lots of fruits and if it is before her period where her cum gets thick and creamy, it kinda tastes like vanilla ice cream.
>>240861
Virgin incel faggot spotted.
>>235664
>they don't even like dick
Yet lesbians use plastic cocks, curious!
>>236088
To turn you so horny you don't mind the smell of their cunt (or taste, if that happens)
>>240621
Neither straight.

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4Chan.Org Hacked Files.zip 59MB DOWNLOAD!!!

https://www.mediafire.com/file/s4be15sm23vm9uz/4Chan.Org+Hacked+Files.zip/file
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>>246592 (OP) 
>downloading random .zip files from links posted on Afghani rug weaving forums
>>246592 (OP) 
>banned users
>etc
I bet it does not even have mod/admin info and it's a government psyop to use cuckchan's normalfaggot tweens and actual qcucked boomer retards into being their personal army by listing undesirbles that don't even use halfcuck.  Otherwise that'd be the screeshot you'd wanna use to motivate me. Y'all wanna make so many threads then why not start with their emails and shit? 
>actual hacking
>current year
>a famous website
Naw. It's gotta be fake and halfcuck has went down before without' fake and gay' hacking. And soyjack site doing it? As if I believe that a hoard of retards did that shit.
>>246592 (OP) 
but the files were already uploaded on another thread
>>246592 (OP) 
>that shit
clicking it i ain't, nigger.
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>>246592 (OP) 
>4channel.gov is le dead
Umm celebration time?

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Making chicken jerky at the moment I'll post how it turns out
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>>246537
Its fucking easy. Heat up the pan to moderately high heat put the fish in and periodically check the bottom until it's golden brown then you flip it and wait until the other side is the same and it's done. Of course if you have a shit pan there's a very high chance it's going to stick to the bottom of the pan
>>246537
Also, baked fish is fucking nasty. I prefer my fish to be even cooked on both sides and one side to not be soggier than the other
>>246537
Use a tiny amount of lemon pepper as well
>>245411 (OP) 
CHICKEN JERKY
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>>246742
JERKING MY CHICKEN

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Why do Churches still exist? Nobody believes in >my kike on a stick anymore. They openly run scams like "jesus needs money, put it in this hat (I mean hat app, now that we don't use cash)". Then they don't even wear the hat after, like kikes (and the one who makes it to pastor is always a kike), they get a designated money hat that nobody will ever put on because it's full of money filth.

Who will pay for the reparations to all the tax payers who funded building churches (and Christian schools)? Who will pay for the reparations of those who were jailed for sins and not crimes? Who will pay to demolish all the Churches wasting valuable land?
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>>244814
>What about your Jewish demon?
I haven't much interest in Jews or demons or Jewish demons, but just thought that the statement
>How can you believe in and worship something you can't even comprehend?
didn't hold up to scrutiny. Christianity is besides the point.
>I never had to understand my own body to have it and use it
Yes, this.
>You're always interacting with Mr. Bean, but in mysterious ways we don't know
Big if true and sounds like fun. That man was a saint.
>>244893
One way or another, we're always interacting with Mr. Bean, but in mysterious ways we don't know.
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>>244893
If you think that's bad, imagine spending your free time unimaginatively trying to shit up web spaces while hopping across multiple tor nodes, having it back fire because there are people who have more free time than you, then becoming so butthurt about it you resort to drawing attention to the fact you were called out on your bullshit thinking it will garner sympathy for you.
Religion is outmoded as a primary social force and has been since Napoleon, but churches are cultural monuments. It's doubtful that religion will ever be phased out someday. This thread proves that. Religion is an evolutionary psychological response to an absence of understanding of the good and bad, and for social pressure in groups. It's a convenient thing to tap into to rile people up. It's like superheroes and experts in the West and one party states in the East. However, it would have been one party states in both cases had Hitler or Napoleon won.

It's not a race or ethnicity issue, even if these did lead to the evolution of different religions and the antagonistic relationship between them. Religion comes from the same evolutionary sources as superstition, philosophy, ideology, certain kinds of psychology, and, in a more general sense nationalism, feminism, and all other forms of group thinking. The only way to get rid of it is to make it unnecessary, and that's not possible without national homogeny at the country, if not global, level, and at that point it may regress into a voluntary cultural tradition. While leftists cling to the idea of a future grey race, I think that the mingling of so many predispositions will lead to greater barbarism and adherence to religion. For instance, the Latinx are very sick people at the national level and are desperate to cling to religion. They lack a single nation and are a sea of ethnics, co-ethnics, and contra-ethnics. There's 
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>>244506 (OP) 
>they are part of your cultural heritage for the last millennium at least
>they were traditionally the main center of gathering for a community
>nothing in liberal modernity comes close to building community except maybe the LGBT movement (which is a glorified deathcult because these people don't reproduce)
>old world churches are beautiful monuments to your ancestors manifesting the "kingdom of heaven" on earth
I'm not a Christian, but it's not hard to figure out. Also Christian schools are privately funded. I'm pretty sure if it's publicly funded, you aren't allowed to have prayer and shit. Ironically in the last decade or so, most private schools (including the Christian ones funnily enough) actually have better quality education. Reason being is you don't have the no child left behind thing where they just push you through despite failing. They also have a more structured regiment and dress codes which holds kids to some standard of discipline. If or when I have kids, I'm going to look for a private school, and if it happens to be Christian, so be it.

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 Chris Hadfield (space faggot)
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>>245532
Thank you brave soldier
>>245533
Shut up faggot
>>245533
>is Hadfield a homosexual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hadfield
>On December 23, 1981, in Waterloo, Ontario, Hadfield married his high-school girlfriend Helene Hadfield (née Walter), with whom he has three children: Kyle, Evan, and Kristin Hadfield.
Evidently not.
>why should I care
That's up to OP, the actual faggot, to answer.
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>>245537
I look like that, and I say that.
>>245536
>someone points out pic rel is probably gay
>your tone is visibly upset
Take your PrEP and calm down, homo
>>245533
the worst you can say about him is that he's a fucking leaf

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4chan finally died. bunch of fags anyway, suprised it took them this long with moot back in the old days. ROG ALWAYS WINS FUCK YOU MOOT!! FRICK JANNIES FRICK JUICE!!
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>>246627
Teamspeak ain't bad but mumble was better not like any of that matters anymore since revolt exists and you cannot convince anyone to actually use those other voips anymore
ngl if im still at my desk in 5 years ill probably end my life.
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>>246636
Doubt.
>>246619 (OP) 
for fucks sake its not dead, and we don't need 50 threads about it.
its just going to take a while for them to unfuck the situation
>>246624
<I'm going to stamp my feet and yell
Immature nigger, stay mad kike.

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hi
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Make dumbass niggers bitch like women on their period with this one simple trick.
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>>246090
Is your dad still mean to you?
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>>246101
I live alone at the momentt
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>>246108
How's that going for you? Also stop drinking.
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I haven't had a conversation with you in a long time. How long have you been grouchy and an alcoholic?

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America isn't a real country anymore. It's an economic zone filled with brown subhumans, weak and treacherous whites, fake economy, jewish democracy and degeneracy all over the damn place. Europoors may be run by women, infested with sandniggers and full of pussies as well but they have less browns than we do. We're done for
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>>246066
You cannot even say you like corona beer  on youtube. they sure as shit won't say anything.
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>>246067
I've seen videos talking about that nigger killing the normalfag not the bail being lowered
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>>246069
Yup, at best you'll get a warning under the video calling the uploader crazy or stupid and the real likely option gewgle will do is simply vanish the videos. or the uploader will be banned within 24 hours for  going against the results they want.
because free speech means nothing because we make up the TOS.
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U.S.S.A old advertisement vs new advertisement
>>246055 (OP) 
>incapable of zooming out
Eurotrash are where Americans were in the 90s. in 30 years, they'll be where we are now.

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It was kikeshit.
I have to say i quite enjoyed the introductory 2 episode mini-series. Other than that i thought that season 1 was alright but after that it was just boring drivel.
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>>244062
That might be the biggest reason the show sucks. Hard to say as it's pretty shit in several other ways.
>>244058
And you know that how?
>subversive element
Not as much as you are by spreading fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
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>Niggatron
>Bumblesheeeeeeit
>the really friendly guy is actually the bad guy, a false savior, betcha didn't see that coming from a mile away
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
>hardass girlboss intimidates what will become the Decipticons into following Optimus Prime as leader of the rescue mission
>hardass girlboss talks down to Optimus Prime
le joop (jew poop)
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>>246591
Watch anime.

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Christians are ridiculous. They say the most mundane, literally-everyone-knows-this shit and then say that this is divine wisdom. Or worse, they just latch onto randomly selected feel-good words for women like: LOVE!!1 and then prance around feeling inspired by LoOoVE!!
>huhhuh, d-did u kno dat jebus iz luv? huh huh huh!
No, that is not divinely inspired. That is just cringe. This is something I would expect a female teacher to come up with.

Why is it that, out of all the available culture and religions, this is what peasants latched on to? Is this what men gravitated to on their own? Did non-faggot men actually choose this over real religions? Yeah, I recall that there's a story where Thor fucked a horse or something but seriously, could we not just make up a better religion than this? Why can't we just invent cool religions and customs? Why can't religion be masculine? Why does everything have to be effeminate and cringe? 

It's embarrassing. I don't know anything about Islam other than "Muhammad fucked an 11 year old" and "Islam is about violence" but honestly, that's still less pathetic than "da joos thought dat Jebus wuz gonna be a warrior, but instead, he bwought LUV!!!!"
And it's not even real love, but cringe strings attached shit. It can't even just be a pure emotion, it has to be insincere feminine bullshit.

I simply do not believe that men chose this. I believe that women did this. Christianity is something that is attra
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>>246517
>As above, so below.
Showers for freemasons
>>246517
This thread was made a month ago. You're not as important as you believe yourself to be.
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>>246530
That is a demon would say
>246533
>t. zoomer going zoom-zoom-zoom
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>>246534
Nah, go back to saying how unimportant that anon is
I have a fetish for it

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