So it's all about God and His image the Son of man. Follow Him, seek Him. He can change the leopard spots and melt the heart of stone. Make all things new. "Ooh but I saw a christian curse one time or say something rude hahaha! I WIN!" Be sure to let God know that on judgment day, I'm sure that'll get you in.
You know how little God actually expects of us to be worthy of eternal life? He does the hard work, but what is expected of us? To believe on Him. When Jesus turned water into wine he asked them to fill the jars with water first, those people had to do their part. When he fed thousands with three loaves and two fishes He had his disciples hand out the food, they had to do their part. And is that part difficult?
Whatever Jesus gives he expects very little return on His investment. One fruit produced, one additional talent. One bit of goodness in you, and that will come by the holy Spirit.
(Matthew 25)
"For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods. And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey. Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents. And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two. But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money. After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them. And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more. His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord. He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them. His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord. Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed: and I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine. His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed: thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury. Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents."
(II Peter 2)
"For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning. For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them."
Don't let the world overcome you, it might and I say very likely it will trap you and lead you astray. "I'm only human afterall!" But you will not be overcome if you believe in the Lord Jesus for your salvation.
(John 16)
"These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world."