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GOD IT'S 2 AM AND MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING PARAKEET IS GOING FWEE FWEE FWEEWEWEEE AND DOO DOO AND I WAN TTO FUCKING KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5829
zzzchan stream of nyan~ neko sugar girls when?
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>>5830
I'd do it if I didn't have permanent shitternet.
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>>186
>abnormalfaggot that can't stand the world
>>just go to normalfaggot sites bro!
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>>176
a bird that size hit my window few nights ago. I heard something bang and saw a dead bird on the ground. I was scared someone was trying to break in.
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>be bird
>get to screech all day
>fly around and play with toys whenever I want
>know that my very existence is enough to send neighbor into autistic rage
>do it anyway
>mfw

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Friends, my cousin is going to marry a single mother with two kids. He's already been with her for a while (the wires didn't really cross last time I saw him more than two years ago and my mom had to explain it to me recently) so I don't know if he can just cut ties with her now. My extended family has a lot of difficulty staying in touch with each other very well and my cousin and I have never talked to each other for longer than a short conversation so I don't know how to approach him about this without sounding like a crazy person. I know that he dug his own hole but he's my family and I need to support him any way that I can.
What do /b/?
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>>5915
Fuck the child mercilessly.
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>>9380
>fucking children
uuuuhhh but that's fucking BASED retard
Are the kids at least white?
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>>9405
I've never seen the kids.
>>5842 (OP) 
Fuck her then send him pictures.

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Is crossdressing gay?
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>>9363
I don't care about your tranny LARP picture.
>literally suggests hiking
Hiking is just hiking, it has nothing to do with normalfags. It's like saying chess is for normalfags because a lot of people play it. You claimed that there's no way someone can form social circles post-secondary school, I disputed that claim by proposing multiple cheap and accessible methods of meeting and interacting with people to form new social circles.

If you don't want to dispute anything I've said and want to disengage from the conversation then that's fine. But I'm not going to sit here and try and dissect previous posts to figure out what the fuck you're even trying to say. It's not worth the energy to converse with someone who can't even convey their ideas effectively.
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Why do women cosplay as male characters? They look like dykes of the time, so few could pull off the tomboy look.
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>>9091
>>9090
A lot of faggots like to shoot shit into their veins including, but not limited to, steroids.
>>9401
No tits or ass to pull of the few female characters.
>>9401
Social Credit Score®

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Is she right?
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>>9284
>It's probably because of fetishism, 
Ye, but I'm wanting to know the science or psychology behind it though. I figure it's a result from not really knowing or having attachments to girls/boys outside family so it therefore goes down the route of "hey I trust/know cousin/sister/brother pretty well compared to outsider people so..". That's why most incestual crushes only last in childhood to early teens because they haven't really gotten to know many people. Also could be a coping mechanism for trauma or whatever I guess like bullying or low self esteem. I think I watched something on why there is a high amount of incest hentai between parent or siblings due to isolation.
>but it's also might be because certain men want to maintain their purity.
Like they don't want their mate to be taken? I think that's a result of the romantic  attacment rather than the cause really.
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>>9293
No still here, too based for suicide tbh.
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>>9294
>Like they don't want their mate to be taken? I think that's a result of the romantic  attacment rather than the cause really.
He's talking about purity in race or maybe even certain genes that you want passing down to another generation. This was a common practice among Egyptians, Greeks, Vedic, etc who would marry their 2nd to 4th cousin to maintain their racial and genetic purity.
>>9295
too based to live
too based to die
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>>9295
>>9387
No you're just really gay and need a coping mechanism in the form of words to pretend that you aren't as much of a faggot as a tranny.

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The post that started it all.
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>>8972
this is not john
>>8982
this is john
>>8847
I own a barn but it's not on a hill at all, does that still count?
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>>9319
t. John
>the absolute state of /cow/niggers
You fuckers were literally btfo by the 10gu and now you're this upset lmaooooooooo

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>implying
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>>8349
>implying he can't fuck a piece of paper.
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>>8353
>wrapping your dick with paper = having sex with paper
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>>8354
paper is real so
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>>8357
just print your personal 2D elf girl on it and then...
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>>8359
>>8357
>>8354
>>8353
You guys reminded me of an article I once read. 

https://geekologie.com/2013/03/not-a-lovedoll-life-size-zelda-papercraf.php

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>9322 (OP) 
based
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>>9325
Stop mashing the elevator up button.

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Here's a thread to get anons started on making their own Moonman content. I don't have everything you will need, so if other anons can assist by throwing suggestions/magnets out, please do so.

>TTS
TextAloud (has Mike, the Moonman voice, and a few less important ones, includes a female voice)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9f8b02c8c00135bb53a60d96222043536a33e878&dn=NextUp%20-%20Text%20Aloud%20%2b%20AT%26T%20Natural%20Voices%20%2b%20NeoSpeech%20Voices%20%2b%20SERIAL

>Video Editing
Optional, since all you really need is basic shit like Windows Movie Maker, but if you want to make more complex videos, you can try Sony Vegas or Adobe Premier. You can find both of those within Perfect Dark (don't have the specific magnet). 

As you can see, I don't really have much to offer besides thoses, so please throw in your own suggestions/techniques/WIPs/whatever. Lyrics would also be appreciated, if that's your forte. Song sample ideas are also appreciated, typically rap instrumentals are a good guideline for lyrics, then you build off of that with TTS and getting everything to sound right, since TTS voice pronunciations are not an exact science.
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>tfw there is no starman and cloudman sprites for moonman doom 
fugg
I am pregnant with another man's poop!
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bumping this shit

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so this happened yesterday
https://twitter.com/CodeMonkeyZ/status/1323618794531532800
8chan died a long time ago and 8kun was pretty much just a shambling corpse of it, but it seems now with only the pigfucker at the helm that too is gonna die of irrelevancy soon.
what I wonder is what prompted ron's decision of calling quits though? disagreements with his father? disappointment in seeing the site die? too busy diddling underage flip girls to keep devving it?
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I just want a place to talk about happenings without /fasict/niggers evading
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>>9279
>>9279
Sturgeon already give you your own /k/ to talk all about "the happenings" with your group of galaxy brain fence sitter, it come without the baggage of the old /k/ community too but that's not good enough for you for some (((reason))) and its not like no other place exist that cater to exactly that kind of discussion in the webring and blacked.moe alone there's 3 /k/ board, /pol/ on blacked.moe, /fascist/, /monarch/ and /liberty/ for your specific ideology /pol/ variety and ni/gg/er thread on blacked.moe pretty much talk about every news not just vidya nowadays so there's that too, so do you really want a place to talk about this elusive "the happenings" that no other community dare to talk about or you just want one more place to shitpost and stir drama?
>>9271
Cute shark.
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>>9299
shork tiddy

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Hey /b/ I'm growing watermelon mainly so I can sell it and because I felt like it. As you can see the lid can come off and that I've got one growing already, it's from the another set that didn't go very well.
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>>9194
They aren't dead, they are sleeping.
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>>9214
schleepy
>>9123
Probably the only time /b/ will ever mourn over a dead nigger. RIP pour a 40 for me.
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>>9272

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