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>normalfags are... le bad!
>also you gotta have sex and have children and also stay in a relationship
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>>315943
>imageboards are one guy talking to himself
>>315879 (OP) 
Nornalfags are goals that incels aspire to. They become failed Normies when they can't succeed. Reproduction is literally the purpose of your existence, and is as glorious or abysmal as you choose to describe it as being. Your happiness exists to serve the replication of your genetics. All life competes over who could be the best replicator. The goal of evolution is the eventual creation of the best replicator and you have the duty to give it your all to make that thing come to be. Procreation is the baseline that normies usually achieve and truecels can't. Anything better than a normie is still a sex-haver, so its best to try for ascension our of virginity if you can. Do not make happiness or fulfillment your barometer for success, as we said you only ever experience contentment because historically it made your ancestors more likely to procreate.
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whats that anime where a black guy and white guy are talking about grapes and they open up a web page like "what grapes are better, white grapes or baclk grapes"? then they go like tsuk shyooooo or have grim faces like the usual emoji they od
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>>321150
>Normie
You don't need to self-censor here on that front. And I refused a quickie with some thrill-seeker bint I saw that day for the first time long ago, so that makes me a loser on all possible fronts, I guess. Getting that score would make me feel now even worse anyway, I console myself when that subject is brought up near me.

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Genetic Dud is dead lol
https://shows.acast.com/im-from-the-internet-a-podcast-about-somethingawfulcom/episodes/the-late-great-fredrick-brennan-part-one
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>>311441
It was only announced on the podcast he had been part of on his birthday, February 21. His family wanted it kept secret to get his remaining affairs in order without his father snooping around.
>>311333
I don't disagree with your points, but what you're describing is xitter behavior.
>>311089 (OP) 
>died a month ago 
Just another reason to hate the news. Like with advertising, it's never designed for me to like it. >>311149
False Messiahs and or false hope. 
>be your own hero bro
>>311152
Anarchy was to 'meme' politics huh? Too bad it's always the other way around.
>>311370
There was a point to be made?
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i accidentally merged everything and fucked up every thread ever, first apologies to this one and trying to restore asap.
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>>316572
For the first time in many many years, my ambition has been my downfall.
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To this day I still don't understand what the point is for wearing these sleeping caps. All I know is that it looks cute on anime grils.
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>>317501
it is for when it is really cold, or fetish
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>>317361
It's not an authentic Hortler meme without the badly drawn happy windmill.
...maybe i overcorrected. just use the other loli thread. sorry again...

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I've been on a sardine fast the last 3 days and I feel great. Basically I'll eat only once a day while eating one can of tuna (in olive oil) and 3 cans of sardines (with bones and skin) in water with one multivitamin pill and I feel fully satieted the entire day and I've already dropped 4 lbs. On top of it all, I'm fat adapted from 2 years of keto so I have a well of energy all day while working
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>>319987
I'm more inclined toward éclairs. Faithful recipes, without coconut flakes. Certainly not burger substitutes.
>>321045
And also how figurative "race to the bottom" might also fit there.
>>320466
>echoes' detection skills needed
Come on, I'd rather sic some chinks on other chinks, lol.
https://www.mdpi.com/1420-3049/29/5/1106
Or maybe that is another match-pump scheme, who knows?
>>320508
Synovial membranes of both would be affected first, I guess.
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>>321519
Anybody can look it up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetitive_strain_injury
Variety is a spice of life, lol.

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there must be more to the internet than just arguing and gooning
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>>320627
>the niggertits site
I recognize that BULGE
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>>320627
>hack revealed that there was a hueg influx of posts all over the site from Israeli IP addresses
Not to say such subversion isn't a thing, but whenever these claims are made, what is the explanation offered for why it is it that Israeli psy-ops seemingly can't into something as simple as VPNs or proxy like the average anon when there are Israeli Unit 8200 tier companies that run VPNs?
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>>320641
Why would they do that? It was assumed by many that the posters were not known to the site owners by ip addresses. Additionally why would people be using isreali IP addresses for so many posts?
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Oh man, this magazine started out so good with many technical articles and program listings, but it became just another boring business rag after 1985. I'm not gonna bother to download the rest. It was fun while it lasted anyway.
https://archive.org/download/practical-computing
Now back to downloading ancient BASIC games or something.
>>320641
budgets aren't infinite and vpns aren't free. I'd imagine the number of bots and shills would go down if israeli and indian ips were banned

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This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on coll
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>>314168
same reason there are niggers in paris
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we are all monkeys
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>>314180
Monkeys along an evolutionary path to becoming a civilization monkey
>>313926 (OP) 
>This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well.
Yea, I'm romanian.
>your situation
Yea I don't fucking know man I still don't have an answer. Those retards are too low iq to have a self preservation instinct while the courts and laws are so cucked that if you do fight him you still get in trouble because those retards always rat the others out when they don't succeed.
It has happened to me too however since I formally began the process first nothing will happen to me, however I will still have to pay a fine for the "wasteful process" cause the jew judge doesn't want to charge a gypsy with assault.
>>313950
>he picks on you because he gets away with it.
how tf do you stop him then if the case is as I described above?
>>313926 (OP) 
I'd tell you to practice meditation but it might be a bit too much for you at first. Learn how to skip stones on a good day and practice calmly. Your goal isn't perfection or a score. You're just there to chill and enjoy small things. If you hit a good rhythm of taking it easy and while trying to skip stones, you'll get a pretty good calm state of mind out of it. Hobbies like hiking and woodworking can also help you get a good peace of mind.

Also, learn how to be stoic. It can do you good. Real stoicism isn't about putting on a face, but remaining calm, strong, unfazed and not letting others drag you into their bs.

>>313928
Oh boy, it's violence addict anon trying to normalize violence with "just trust me bro it'll work out" levels of cope for consequences like getting your ass handed to you, getting thrown out of uni, and getting thrown in jail. This is shit advice, pal.

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I once killed a man with a single headshot from a .22 handgun at 600 yards. What have you ever done besides type on your little keyboard? Nothing, because you're a faggot.
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Issue from 8 hours ago seems resolved...
THANKS TECHNO-MODS!
Have some TIDDIES!
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>>320154
Hey! Cringe rainy day Dad joke:
Q.What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

A.WATTAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>>319971
After the operation, I was exfiltrated and airlifted to Moscow. Upon arrival, my friend, Vladimir Putin and other high-ranking officials like Lavrov, Medvedev and Sugoi presented me with a private award ceremony. For my actions in eliminating the Taliban operation and freeing the boys, I was presented with a Medal of Heroism. For killing the boys to preserve operational security, I was presented with a Medal of Discretion. It was the first time that these medals had ever been simultaneously assigned to any individual in the Russian Federation. Putin was gracious and dropped to his knee and took my hand in his and pressed his forehead to it, thanking me profusely for my exemplary service. I told him it was just another day on the job. 

>>319978
Are you sure you want to know more? Perhaps you should be careful what you wish for. There is one technique that I occasionally use. It's called the Tibetan Death Press. Beneath your chin and in between the center of your throat is a pressure point buried beneath the muscle that only experts can reach. It stems from a long line of ancient Tibetan arts and of only 9 practitioners left in the world, I am one of them. By pressing this pressure point, you can disable 97% of the throat and nostrils' ability to draw air, leaving the victim with only a sliver of oxygen. The last time I used this technique 
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So life sucks now everything is expensive tarrifs everywhere retards in charge war in ukraine war in iran war in vuvuzela death of the dollar...
So how to profit from all of this chaos ? Any ideas
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>>304817 (OP) 
The only way to profit from this chaos is to scam and defraud kikes, the source of fiat money. Or convince them to fund you for whatever reason they might be inclined, it would have to be something very evil. If you tried to appeal to the massess that get less fiat money indirectly then you would have to do something that alot of them could spend a small amount on to support you, while also dodging giga kikes trying to steal from you or some such thing. Its a very difficult thing to do without eliminating the fiat system or the kikes. Both being gone would be best.
It's like we've all been dropped into a Monopoly game 40 rounds in. The entire board is already owned by the other players and everything costs more than you could possibly earn.
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>>304817 (OP) 
EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE
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>>304832
>because I'm too retarded to know what to invest in
Go to Zero Hedge and read the comments.
The market is almost entirely controlled by algorithms and emotional turbulence. The ((( Big boys ))) manipulate that shit ALL day EVERY day.

PMs may be better but they are NOT and investment, but a store of value, and even that is being manipulated by "Paper metals"

As an example of praxis, I just bought a property for 4 Oz. Au bullion.

As for ZH, don't take it as gospel, there are shills, bots, and morons there too; but you'll have a little bit of better understanding of what goes on. 
I don't hold crypto, but I am seriously considering buying XRP,(Ripple,) which is a clearinghouse of cryptos that has been positionng itself for a few years now to be mass adopted by governments and big corpos when CBDCs and Corpo-coins are adopted for the "Reset" 
Think of it like XRP is the guy with the ferryboat on a big lake with different towns all around it that are walled off from the others.
you could hold "stock" in BitcoinTown or EtheriumBurg, but ALL of the towns will be using the ferry.
It's currently ~$1.40 
Smol enough to toss a few hundred at and not feel any pain if it does go sideways. It was ~$3.50 last summer, but the collapse and subsequent "Reset" was postponed for ...2 moar weeks.
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>>320424
Moar than you know..

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ITT WE DISCUSS THIS WOMBAT I FOUND ON GOOGLE IMAGES
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>>318919
Explain
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>>319505
You really 'Strayan?
neo-homo but I've almost always enjoyed Auissie shitposts.
>>318851 (OP) 
But what about wumbo?
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>>320355
Ya Cunts get yer Shit Squared yet?

no?
Not my prahblem..I'm on SMOKO
https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

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I am a main actor in the world, not a NPC.
I understand complex things and how world works.
I develop philosophical and scientific theories.
I could write and analyze stuff for the world or for private organizations.
Despite this, the glowniggers want to harm me, kill me.
How to stop them and convince them I should make my projects?
They don't talk with me so I don't have way to discuss and argue.
I can only write one way messages to them like this one. They do not reply.
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>>319233
>If you aren't dead then they they don't want you dead.
Then why did they already try to murder me a few times but i dodged it?
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>>319929
Nobody's trying to kill you paranoid fuck. Shut up already and leave.
>>305071 (OP) 
>How to stop them and convince them I should make my projects?
Bruh, why would you ask us NPCs how to save you? We can't. You're the main character. You'll either figure it out yourself or you will die. There is no respawn and no afterlife for you. When you die, it will be the eternal void. So if you fail, that's it.

I pity you, hero. Everything rests upon you and you will get no second chance. Good luck.

Press any key to continue
How to murder the glowniggers before they murder you?
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>>320357
consult the origin of the term "glownigger", there ye shall find

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