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a relative of mine barged in just as I was finishing jacking off and I ended up cumming all over my pants right in front of them AMA
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>>2150
I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
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>>2153
namefags and tripfags should be put to death
>>2153
>I didn't mean to tripfag, I swear to pasta's life.
A blatant lie.  First because if you hadn't tripfagged, you'd have no authority to back up the claim that you knew who is who.  Second, because you're me and I know what you know.
>>2141
Daughter.
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Pro tip: if someone catches you jacking off keep doing so, then that means they are watching you instead of catching you.

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Suggest Youtube channels brothers.
Anything fine and I'm interested in happenings, culture, philosophy and egirls.
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>egirls
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>interested in egirls
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>egirls
=HAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>2103 (OP) 
I only watch LGR and that one guy who does RPG reviews in my native language.
>Suggest kiketube brothers
>Suggesting egirls
Go back to cuckchan

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prove me wrong, furry characters have ruined everything from video games to cartoons.
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>>2026
Post your finest niche fictional pornography as penance.
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>>2027
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>>2028
>Om
Nice taste.
PREGNANT LOLIS!!!
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>>2043
Don't really have any saved.

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>>1761
here, it's all yours
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>>1903
Yay, I got an anime girl saying "It's fucking nothing".  Just what I always wanted.
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Probably could have gone a little longer but I didn't want to pass out.

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me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me 
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>>1920 (OP) 
>missed space between 1404th and 1405th me
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>>1950
sauce needed
>>2006
Beautiful.

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Furries are the most conflicting kind of people I have ever seen on the internet. I honestly don't know how to feel about them as a species.
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>>1924
>no real scotsman
Back to cuckchan, you avatarfaggot.
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>>1959
>Avatarfag
He asked for bunny cunny and I gave it to him. I've only posted Tewi twice in this thread. I was planning to go through all my Tewis first, but since you hate them, I'll move on to Mirukos.
>>1947
>No, normalfaggotry is simping 
>waifus is not a normalfag word
>simping
Go back to plebbit
>or just getting a girlfriend
Better yet kill yourself and livestream it for us so we can laugh at a normalnigger offing himself. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and trying too hard to fit in.
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>>1933
>>Pretend existential crisis faggotry
I wasn't. But that doesn't matter. As far as I'm here with fags  like you I'll be fine. You mostlikely don't know how much you matter to me. But I take you will call me faggot, nigger or what ever, but I don't care. And I know I shouldn't have pseudo relationship with someone I don't know. 
You all and even I don't know what the FUCK is happening in my fucking head. If I have autism or the brain of a fucking 5 year old.
Also Tewi is fucking cute! Here you have some baphos
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>>1964
Got any sources to back up these hot takes, fampai?  :^)

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So i decided to return to social media after a 10 year absence, and i got in touch with a friend, at least he was at the time, who was a loner like me, liked the same music I did so we clicked with each other, I realized that due to him being skinny and sort of goofy he got a bit bullied by others, I'm no social butterfly but I got along well with everybody so I told them to stop.
Today I checked his profile and he got a law degree, good for him.
I sent him a message teasing him how a pothead like him got a fucking law degree and how's it's all fucked.
He just responded with "?"
I asked him if he still smoked fun cigarrettes.
He just said no and shilled his podcast at me.
I went to check his timeline and the first 2 posts are an eulogy to some deceased feminist and the other celebrating the end of slavery.
It's all my fault....
It was worst than I thought...
I should've been there for him....

The future, is dead now, no hope, no blue skies tomorrow.....
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>>1859
Use careerexcuse.com, they own a bunch shell companies that they'll use to fake you record.
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>>1890
holy shit dude thank you
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>>1864
I've looked up a few more, a goth chick I used to have a crush on is just another normalfag now, some chick who strung me along saying she liked me then shooting me down hard in front of my friends causing my self esteem to to drill into the earth's core is now a single mom that shares motivational posts everyday on how you can't let others bring you down and shit karma is a bitch ain't it
A couple more single mom's,another one is now either a stripper or a hooker going by her profile pic, posts and comment exchange with friends not really surprising given she always was a dumb slut
Of course not all of them turned out into trash, one tiny little girl who was really smart, into vidya and wanted to be a judge seems like she got it,I should get back in touch with her, seems like a good idea to have a judge as a friend.
Some literal nerd back in the day which of course i was best friends with is now a fucking bio engineer or some sort of scientist, but I bet he earned his spot, this guy got top grades in everything and we spent classes just shooting the shit, i really wonder what his IQ score is, he got sometimes pissy with me because I was better at English than he was, he wasn't really used to 2nd place so I'd tease him a lot with this.
But most changed, and are normalfags now, not that they weren't before just, It's weird seeing how they were and how they are now.

>>1865
You are correct,he had this light emo vibe going,always wearing dark clothes, always had something to moan about, but every so often he was cool I mean, funny and goofy just a good dude overall, It just breaks my heart seeing how he turned out, I feel like I should've been there to not let him fall down the rabbithole.

>>1880
I red your book anon where can i get it autographed?
I think I get the guy in a way, I haven't been happier ever since I left the place, just genuinely hopeful for the future, even if it all comes crashing down like it seems like it might, I say bring it on. I guess crucial moments in your life really have a way of sorting you out.

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>>825 (OP) 
>>1864
>>1865
I never got that out of touch with my friends from school and such in the first but I havent seen a lot of them in the last few years. I could see the same changes, most of them became just normalniggers.
Then you have the ones who never really grew up and still get drunk as fuck every night, or the ones that have by now accumulated more tattoos than I would've ever deemed possible.

Sometimes it's shocking to see how few of the people you surround yourself with are actually still important to you. And usually those are the ones that were already important 10 years ago.
I have a few "core" friends, all the others come and go.
Women also come and go but I don't even want to know what the ones I've been with are doing now.

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Hello, police? Somebody is trying to break into my house! What should I do?!
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>>597 (OP) 
no matter what you do, i will rape your little pink ass with my brown mexican cock. i will find a way as trump says
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>>600
If you call the cops instead of taking matters into you own hands you deserve to get robbed.
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>2020 anno domini
>not owning a gun
lel pleb
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>>1932
I think he was asking how should he start the rape and murder. Of course he owns guns. Everyone owns guns, right?

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I legitimately miss /pol/, fellas.
A year and like a month now?, has already passed since 8chan's murder by cripplekike, CIAniggers, kikes, along with the Jim and his gook mutt son.
If there are any /pol/acks here, I fucking miss shitposting with you niggerfaggots and all the faggotry that we did, and hope one day we can be back together again.
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>>1832
Fug.
>>530
>Shooters that coincided with 8chan's didn't shoot up school
>Manifestos and announcements of shootings all posted on other websites first, merely talked about on 8chan.
Yes, it was the shooter's fault the media attacked this site and Jim is a senile faggot.

>>1079
>unironically 8ch was killed because of the growing acceptance of pedes/hebes on /b2/
And your reasoning for this is?  And I don't recall anything of the sort, but I also never payed much attention to /b2/.  Didn't it not fucking exist, until after 8chan died?  I believe it was made in the wake of 8kunt, because Ron wasn't letting people remake 8ch legacy boards and people wanted a /b/ sooner than the board migration was bringing it.  Then it shut down because ???  Then /rand21/ rose and was killed when the BO posted spoilered CP (cat pictures) as a joke and a global took offense to this.
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>>530
Other websites that celebrated actual school shooting never once got touched.
>>1834
>Didn't it not fucking exist, until after 8chan died?

What the fuck are you smoking? /b2/ was created in April 2019 because /b/ sucked and it died with 8ch. I don't think the pedos led to downfall of 8ch, though they were annoying an should've been booted, it was fact that feds were allowed to keep posting their glowfestos and trying to get people to commit terrorism.
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>>1856
>/b2/ was created in April 2019 because /b/ sucked and it died with 8ch.
Ah, then I was mistaken.  But I could have sworn there was another random /b/ board that rose and fell from the establishment of 8kunt before /rand21/ appeared.

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Uh oh, you wanted to play some videogames, but someone put your computer on the other side of this pit of lava! What do?
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>>938
this is some good thingken
>>940
this is not
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>>938
That's some attention to detail.
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>>768 (OP) 
An effort was done.

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