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You wanna know how I got these bans? My father was... a Redditor, and a cuck. And one night, he goes off cringier than usual. Mommy takes away his Nintendo Switch to discipline him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with me watching, he ground pounds her onto the floor, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the iphone on zzzchan. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Sticks the phone in my face... "LET'S PUT A POST ON THAT IMAGEBOARD!"
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>>329026
Why so cringey?
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>>329005
kek
>>329027
fagman
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>>329030
Vito?
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The Eurasian genome is a mystery to be deciphered
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Totally golden manu.
>>329291 (OP) 
Id get it pregnant
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>>329303
What is that thing?
If i didnt see the makeup i would say it was one of these mutant experiments made in one of these cloning labs.
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This is undeniably the demon realm.

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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
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>>329155
>I'd transition but I'm too tall and big boned.
What would be your trans name?
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>>329154
Same here, i was considered fairly attractive, i make no effort for looks, in fact i look like a bum and i like it, it filters out the superficial people and the more interesting ones tend to approach you.
I have had some fairly attractive women make hints at me but i pussied out, i have slight regrets like every man would, but in the end its better than getting involved in their shit and having to get aids treatment.
On the other hand how would you approach people for "contact" other than making passes at them, but its a game with no winners either way.
As some other anon said, if women want something, its for their own interest, either to fuck you over or fuck someone else over.
They piss me off so bad with their bullshit, but they all know they just entice men to do stupid shit and manipulate them then get pissed when their sick schemes backfire.
As far as i am concerned women are the source of all evil, from my observation the scheme is always the same, they lure others into their mental schemes and set themselfs up as victims and expect others to do what they envision and become upset when it does not work in their favor, they are by nature energetic black holes with no return.
In fact i spend some time thinking about this in metaphysical terms and concluded the feminine is the root source of evil.
They by nature cause evil and thus are evil, men dont behave as women claim men do when not in 
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>>329156
No anon I'm so very confused! Brain damage is heckin' valid and the reason why schizophrenia happens by age 25ish at the latest has nothing to do with how shitty people's lives are growing up, their waiting to have autonomy and trying to win at life, and when the CIA tortured people into having dementia that was all fake as well! Pain is not breaking you down into a slave with no ability to take control over your own life, it's weakness leaving the body, maggot! 
>>329157
We don't live in a meritocracy whether you're male or not. 
>>329164
LUH 3417
>>329160
Here's your (You).
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>>329178
Like actually though? I really need to know.
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>>329190
No, it would not be LUH 3417. It would be LE 69 and I would have a Yin Yang tramp stamp.

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The agnatic line of the Spanish throne is going extinct and turning into cognatic with Princesses Leonor. Only way to preserve it is to make her marry one of the sons of prince Louis Alphonse who is their distant cousin. But this guy is a retard who claims the French throne, and in every election begs french “people”, to elect him. He’s also a descendant of Franco from his grandmother, and defends his legacy. So he’s like the embodiment of Spanish history and is the perfect candidate but he’s considered a clown and the Spanish royal family have cut relations with him. He also opposes gay marriage.
The only other choice is the royal family of Luxembourg, who share a grandfather with Leonor 300 years ago, Philipe V.
But of course it doesn’t matter at all because all current royals are just jew puppets and have zero legitimacy or honor, and it shows in their apathy towards ruling. Leonor will probably marry a “lawyer” she met in university while secretly fucking a nigger. Who knows it might even be a jew.
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>>328827
Make sure you have DHT disabled.
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>He also opposes gay marriage

Oh no the horror, so brave of them to cut him off. They deserve to die out if they're just going to be a bunch of pussy liberals, liberalism has no need for royals.
how does she smell?
>>328800 (OP) 
this is what happens when losers who havent graduated from high school are into politics
nobody cares about hereditary monarchy in spain, its legacy. the people have said theyre fine with princess leonor. there is no "agnatic line" so to speak, youre just imagining this, its male-preference, but its not strict.  princess leonor is heir because felipe vi has no sons, not because spain has "degenerated." she has studied for her position since she was born, making her a good candidate
if leonor becomes queen, the dynasty does *not* cease to exist, royal houses and dynasties are legal institutions whose names have often continued through femail sovereigns or been redefined over time
alphonse has never begged the french people to elect him i can see why you think that since you or your "source of information" didnt know what "claims to the throne" means
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>>329104
Hello school schizo. Are you a monarchist?

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Joyeuse would play Unteralterbach if it featured little boys in speedos.

Keep busy scrubbing the evidence away, loser.

addendum: OP is gay and loves cock
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>>329092
Has pedowheels figured out how to use TOR, or is he still stuck on CroxyProxy?
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>>329094
Yes, he typically uses Tor nowadays. He can't get enough CP so he trolls here via Tor out of embarrassment while he downloads gigs of CSAM I'm sure. It doesn't take a genius to download the Tor browser and click "launch", but he isn't a genius so he is definitely high up on the watchlist for getting put into infinite rape-death prison soon.
youre one to talk you havent even graduated from high school. you do not even know the significance of the following constant: 1.602176634*10^−19
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>>329105
tululo? shut the fuck up nigger monkey
>>329105
Hi school schizo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elementary_charge
I learned about this in physics.

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Would he be proud of what his son did?
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>>328334
Nigga....
>>328321 (OP) 
>qtddtot
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>>328321 (OP) 
I thought that was Hindenburg for a second.
And obviously he would be appalled at his kid's effeminate moustache.
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>>328348
>effeminate moustache.
<Stares at you gassingly
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>>328353
Bavaricuck virgin manlet vs Prussian Bull

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You guys ever wonder how many lives you've ruined?
I think about 7, not counting mine.
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>>328880
ur mom
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>>328882
my mom ruined your life? based!
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>>328876
boomer parents?
Many such cases.
They were one of the first generations who actively competed with their children instead of nurturing them...
All at the behest of ((( Televivison ))) and ((( social programming )))
>>328883
yeah she wanted to keep you
Coincidentally, i have been thinking about this for the pass couple of days, my head is damaged like a static tv thinking about it. How is this coincidence possible?

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This is how White girls should treat towelheads in public
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>>328957
Of course a website that allowed/allows hot mommy hoodrat posting would think that being a blood traitor is a good thing.
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>>328962
lmao cutfag
>>328964
You're aren't reproducing with them, and there being more women then men is always a good thing.
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>>328966
Women are essentially useless mouthes to feed and if you weren't a degenerate you'd preach monogamy as without a wife and family a man is basically in a bastard's society. We are born approx 50 50 male and female for a reason. If women are not doing important jobs nor being monogamous wives then they should be like 1/10 people as their work is about 1/10 of important work.
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>>328971
Lol, I want to lobotomize coal burners, then use them as incubators for embryos (not their offspring) I want the test the genomes of 
I am speaking as a racist war mongering nobody that doesn't want any browns in the future, being maladapted on the ethnic level is going to be white's extinction. A man being married to multiple women is what our biology is geared to, yeah the process of evolution made white people was harsh that after they were back in conditions that were good enough to let most of the males survive, they are able to behave in an adaptive way for stability, and thus developed this culture and history of monogamy, but saying no to having multiple white wives that can be pregnant and then have an assortment of other wives pregnant with the white wives' offspring just because monogamy works for whites ain't gonna win me over

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If your car doesn't look like this you're not a true weeb, you're just a fucking poser.
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>>328757
I wish it was just one or two websites. The whole web is becoming a bot land.
Even sites that relies on UGC are making content with bots.
Soon the web will be made by bots and for bots.
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>>328824
Me when people mention bots

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>>328757
>26 users
>pph 2
>29 ppd
>>317304
is that chijo?
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>>328825
>the bots master
>2025
>we didn't get dancing cool groovy robots
At least we get bots that can rap and sing.

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夏草や
兵どもが
夢の跡
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>>328943
>He probably posted something retarded and is still bitching that it was deleted, but won't specify more than that because then he'd remove all doubt that it was deserved.
You retarded or something, Jeweuse? Don't answer that. Rhetorical question. My post was about some faggots posting kiwifarms links on a place unrelated to sleepy, which pissed me off because I loathe lolcow "culture" and figures like Jersh and whatnot.
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>>328757
>>>/meta/6057
>>328944
I didn't remove any post related to Joshua Moon. The only thing I did remove and ban for was some retard posting a nigger masturbating immediately after posting Joshua Moon and his mother in the fat women thread. Once again failing to be forthcoming and honest.
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>>328946
Like I said, you're a shining example of the state of public education.
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>>328947
You're one of testosterone levels in free fall.

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