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>>321685
If the picture were accurate the penis would never escape the fat. 
>weak to direct hits
What? 
>>321655
>>321674
Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
>>321621 (OP) 
What is this thread even about? That not everyone is a 'cheap carbon copy' of their parents? Our society is falling too fast for such stable culture to happen and you can't just blame jews for capitalism being flawed like this. That's some 'thanks obama' shit as even if they are in charge no one can literally control the (global) economy. No one can control how fast (a) society falls. It's just the nature of progress of which such progress is not compatible with capitalistic structures and values. We are a victim of our own success.

>>321621 (OP) 
Sexy

>>321706
I can't remember what happens with cartilage but the bones just open up not protecting as well in the front and leaves no bone "ladder" protecting the front, less as you get fatter.
>Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.

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>>321701
KEK!
But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
Maybe.
Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
Try HARDER+ Nigger.

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>>321742
>I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.
Indeed.
Building muscle mass is the best way to burn calories.
Helps to fix your gut flora, stop eating inflammatory goyslop, and "Eat the Seasons" while getting plenty of sunlight and exercise, too.

>>321744
>>>321701
>KEK!
>But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
>Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
>Maybe.
>Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
>Try HARDER+ Nigger.

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>>321298
Yeah, that's right..
TBF, it's not the Amerilard's fault entirely.
They are just as Tavistock ((( Programmed ))) as the Bongs.

>>321319
Pfft! Bongistanis actively accepted their yokes and polish them regularly. America at least has the hope of our uncounted, unknowable fringe groups to keep the flame lit.

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>>321208 (OP) 
>i'm a manchild

>>321579
>has a wife
<"MANCHILD"
It's because she's younger than him, isn't it? Flap harder.

Literally who the fuck cares, stop threading imageboard posts like some kind of sacred treasures that must be guarded with holy vigor.

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>>321588
that low iq invalid that thinks its still the year 2007 cares, he cares a lot

>>321589
Who does this?

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Joyeuse is quite literally the type of powertripping hotpocket we used to laugh at back in real 8chan. You're a faggot through and through, m8. Every thread you delete, every IP you ban, every asspained response you make, just further proves how much of a loser janny you are. I sure hope you're getting compensated for all of this. :^)

>>322026
I'm not a poor latin american like you

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>>321390 (OP) 
They were supposed to have their own state somewhere in between western and northern cape, but the project left neglected for lacking of money and the will. Otherwise they have no chance to win against niggers who outnumber them 40x, they have no choice but to work seriously on their volkstaat or go back to Europe.

>>321541
>having those borders in that geography
Oof.
Most of that is desert, especially the coast. There's not even a highway along that coast, it's so unpopulated.
And bizarrely, there ARE mountains in this place but it actually bisects the state.

>>321547
It wouldn’t be impossible to connect the east to the west if there’s better investment.

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>>321583
Interesting, but that change nothing in my humble opinion. Even a civil war between the lower case blacks and the government occurred, you’ve got the communist racist blacks who will exploit the security vacuum and start raiding and killing white farmers. Their solution is to grouping in one location (either western cape or proposal “volkstaat”) and organise working for a state of their own. Otherwise, i don’t think western countries would open the borders for them because their multicultural project in South Africa would fail without whites paying taxes for the state.

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>>321366
You're gonna want a "Jimmy Cap" for that, Amigo.

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>>321376
I'm going for the dual Bishop seed-line ending though.

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I do like how the new captcha is in higher resolution. It's so pretty now!
>>321376
>Soundless .webm
(Lip smack) What a shame...

>>321379
I know...FUCK! 4troons, 4Jeets, 4FAGS, whatever for that.
Here's the Orig.:
https://youtu.be/UHi-xECyGTU

>>321322 (OP) 
people die every day. and for what? nothing
plane crash, train wreck...
bosnia? pick your tragedy
sniper in a restaurant, fifteen dead, story at eleven, what do we do?

>>321204
>That's the thing, though. OurChan had reasonably advanced systems in place, AFTER consulting with experienced jannies and mods from other IBs that dealt with this problem (and very likely from experienced programmers in that very trashchan thread which one of you anons linked). All the basic methods were handled. Their solution was/is pretty advanced from any other IB I've seen attempt auto-moderation. The spammers worked around updating word filters, hashing, perception hashing, and more (I don't know what else since I was never on the inside of their team nor a programmer of the sort to deal with this kind of problem myself). The userbase is tiny on the IBs such as End, Frens, Our, and elsewhere. It would have wasted a massive amount of time to curtail it for OC, which they nevertheless did despite that IB only having ~125 frequent unique users for a window of time after 4cucks went down.
What systems did they have in place?

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>>321222
Checked and Kekked
I KNEW it was you!
You were one of the good poasters I was  referring to.
i even stopped back in (a day ago from this, relative time,) and there were literally 0 posts in the "Last hour"

I really do feel bad for space, but the new owners, or whatever, did an absolute disservice to the chan.

They fucking bought the Glownigger's slander.

This place is WAY moar comfy, and still retains the effortpoasting.
Also, I saw a Rare' apology from a Mod who fucked up.
I hadn't seen that before the Yellow dog showed up.
About that DOGE-BOT™...
There was none.

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>>321221
>Do not goad them, let mods deal with them as quietly as possible.  
yeah.. I will claim Mea Culpa on that one..
It was I who was the GOAD in the LEMR thread...
I hope you noticed that I stopped immediately.

>>321249
>Because retard-proofing is not necessarily the same as newfag-proofing.
OOOF!

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>>321254
>t. Glownigger

The guy who taugght me some brickwork was chock full of home remedies and old world shortcuts. One thing he'd do is keep 5 or so airplane bottles of cheap vodka with about a teaspoon of cayenne powder poured in in his glove box. He'd drink one as a quick cold remedy or take them out to disinfecr cuts. Madman wouldn't even flinch at spicy booze on a gash. BUT, he never missed a day of work....take that as you will...

>>321236
I beleeb it.
Maybe I should post some old remedies from a tome I have.
**CAUTION: 
These things aren't always the best things, but peppertinctures and Elderberry syrup are AOK!

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>>321184
> proto-cattle
I was collecting this "giants of the ice age" series, until the silver prices climbed too high. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.

>>321343
NICE!
Silver has taken a nice lil' Hike, innit?
>$80.324
Weird watching the ETF and Hyper-ALGO big boys whiplash all on account of a couple tweets, Innit?

I have Retard Bitcoin(pure TEMU copper)
but I also just bought a property for 4 ozt. Au bully.
My other metals are pretty boring..I do have some WWII aluminum tram tokens from Germany tho-

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polite sage...

Cool, MODS changed the CAPTCHA back to a bit easier too.
I'll bet we could keep MOAR Tards out if it had like a 10 sec. timer on it.
Can they do that?
Current level of difficulty, but timed?

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what is the answer

>>248526 (OP) 
I've been trying to convince my wife to be a stay-at-home-mom that runs a homestead with a bunch of ducks while I work a dayjob. But no ducks no deal. I just like ducks ducks and how they walk around and stuff.

>>311645
Cucked by ducks

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>>248533
Checked!
https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4
I cri evrytiem..

>>321122
Robot wives will be the harbingers of the endtimes once they are such high quality that human females couldn't possibly compete with them for male attention.

But robot wives cannot get pregnant, they cannot bear children.

Human males will rutt with their artificial wombs fruitlessly, there will be no offspring born from these otherwise "perfect" unions that more closely resemble a master and his comely sex slave who is steadfastly loyal and unfailingly obedient.

Birthrates will plummet from low to functionally zero.

The robot apocalypse won't be from robots who betray, but from those who obey. Not from those who want us to die, but who only wish for us to be happy.

The human species will have gone extinct because the robots we've made to replace our lovers will love us to death, and continue to love our remains once we inevitability pass on.

Exactly as we have intended them to.

>>321120
Why do you do the least efficient things?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/OIIe75dVr0c

>>321137
More like the government will deploy sex bots that will make chad sterile and/or retarded cripple

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>>321137
>But robot wives cannot get pregnant, they cannot bear children.
Artificial wombs are making a lot of progress, so they might be able to bear children. Eggs have to come from somewhere, though.
>Birthrates will plummet from low to functionally zero.
Or babies can be made in factories through the Bokanovsky method.
>and continue to love our remains once we inevitability pass on.
That's assuming that they have been programmed to do that.

>>321158
Some brave new shitposting in this thread

>>317401
His video shows that he hates pitbulls too.

Im pretty much almost in total agreement with OP, except i dont really hate them, its not their fault humans fucked them up, but they do often annoy me.
I tend to have more pity on them than anger since most of the time they lead shit lifes only to please the owner and become a copy of them.
Some dogs are nice and friendly, i kinda like those but its still shameful they are just fake critters living a fake life imposed by their masters.

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>>319389
>since most of the time they lead shit lifes only to please the owner and become a copy of them.
You have just accidentally described at least 70% of children born since the ((( Sexual revolution )))

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I love dogs and think they're treated like shit for the most part be it coddling or more overt abuse, but this thread is severely lacking in shitbull euthanasia videos.
For shame!

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>>318907
These videos never fails to make me lose my shit.

>>319389
>Im pretty much almost in total agreement with OP
Is everyone but me here not a filthy fucking sandnigger mudslime?

I like sharing food with cats and dogs. It must taste a lot better for them due to their sharper sense of smell. They are generally more enjoyable to spend time with over people.