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Putin's given us the boot! Read about it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/news.html#66208b6a8fca3aefee4bf211

 Dress to impress!


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there's like 20 bikes in the train central terminal area lost and found and some of them are kept there for 6 or more months, I have been told by one of the workers there. The real question has why nobody stole any of the bikes? none of them are locked up just stored in a room and some underpaid county worker that looks bored and probably doesn't give too much of a shit. bikes are stolen left and right when you leave them on the street. too long Are these bikes just not worth much or they just don't want to rob them because they are inside? Some of the bikes inside looked  pretty decent shape. I took of the bikes home pretending as if that was my bike, it's pretty dusty but pedals fine, pic related is my new bike. The person there said that they were going to get rid of it because it was there for so long.
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>>196460 (OP) 
NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE
STOLE
MY
BIKE
https://mybike.ytmnd.com/
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>>196461
I don't even know to return it to, plus the niggress there said they were going to throw some of them away, I merely took the ones that were going to be disposed of.
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>>196462
>niggress
Slide into her dms anon. You know she wants you to.

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Who's the most powerful canon oppai loli in fiction?  Is it Maria Renard?
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>>194505
Oppai lolis are powerful by default.
The question is just how powerful they are, compared to other oppai lolis.
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>>194802
I don't want my lolis to be powerful.
I am a True Man (漢), so I want someone I can protect.
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>>194803
Even if she's an oppai loli who lays on the charm and does winking finger guns at you while saying she'll look out for you, you can still protect her smile.
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They just keep growing bigger!

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Why do we feel pain?? Or at least why isn't the ceiling lower? Whenever I see those disgusting cartel videos I just think of how painful it must be. What's the point of feeling all this pain?
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we have tripfag?
oh hell ya faggots lets go
>>196438
>Hurt feeling sads
Cry me a river of crocodile tears, you faggot.
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>>196444
>444
ya cry bitch >>196438
>>196438
this guy sounds like a christcuck that just hates any human who doesn't get down on his knees and prostate himself before "God"

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Food is so yummy.
Do you ever stop and appreciate it?
Eating yummy food makes me glad I'm alive.
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>>191570
He'll probably become a tranny once he gets his target body and it doesn't get him laid or give him social status.
>>190650 (OP) 
Why would you put fried food in a soup?
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>>196379
The Japanese have a super-advanced cuisine.
I wish I could try their food, but I think my brain may be just hard-wired to find fish and other stuff that happens to be common in Japanese cuisine repulsive
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>>196381
Quoth James May when Richard Hammond complained about all of the seafood in the Shinkansen lunch boxes:
"You're in the wrong country."
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>>196397
To quote Jeremy Clarkson: Look at this and you think what noise did this make when it was alive? Did it go mmm, did it go tweet tweet, or did it go nehehehe. I think it went rufff rufff but it's delicious

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infinite stimulus multitasking devices are very bad.
Try this now, go anywhere and say or post "the internet along with the design of modern smartphones and PCs is detrimental to my life"
and you will be bombarded with "have a stronger will normie" sentiments, the most common strawman argument to what I said is literally "Have a stronger will" but it's like saying hey man I am going to give you crack cocaine, just avoid getting addicted to it even though you like it, it makes zero fucking sense, it's literally junkies defending their own drug.
>weed
IT RELAXES ME BRO DON'T STRESS
>cocaine
IT MAKES ME CONCENTRATE BRO
>ketamine mdma whatever else
I'M PARTYING BRO
>internet
I AM GETTING ALL OF THIS INFORMATION BRO
>it's bad for you 
NO NO IT'S GOOD, THE INFORMATION BRO, IT'S GOOD
and worse of all the internet is like all of the drugs in this world all combined and compartmentalized in one machine to then get pumped into your bloodstream by the interface be it smartphone or PC.
The internet has been useful and continues to be so for some tasks in my life, but other than that it is a very strong distraction and suppressor, it's for me and many others what weed is to a smoker or cocaine to a cokehead, if it's sitting in your room, you can hardly avoid using it and you will defend it by coping.
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>>195897
Okay, but what's stopping the guy from pulling a knife out of the blue and shanking you in the heart?
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>>195949
What would he gain from doing that?
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>>195965
Some people kill for the fun of it
>>195965
Does the particular line of reasoning matter?
>>195949
Nothing if he's a psychopath and never actually gave a shit. I'm not saying it's a perfect metric to go by but it's got far fewer flaws than "trust this faceless internet stranger whose actions I can't see".

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Rate my looks
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>>191685 (OP) 
Cool old grandpa / 10
>>196314
Grossly based
>>191685 (OP) 
The cool grandpa and window have the same angles.
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>>196389
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>>196389
>>196394
HES RIGHT
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It's 07/04 in here, how are you third worlders celebrating the birth of the only nation on Earth.

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Girlfriend fever hit me hard these last few days bros!

Serves me right for being a virgin incel past the age of 30. In prehistoric times it used to be an achievement living this long, I'd be the village guru or something lol. Survivalist guide? Sabertooth tamer? Wooly mammoth hunter! Yet look at me now, I am the cockroach of soyciety! Hiding in the darkness. Afraid to die but living no life at all.

Oh sweet girlfriend fever! Women will never understand what it feels like to be a man craving to eat a woman's face by way of excessive kissing! It balances out though. Them poor creatures suffer in many mysterious ways that I as a man never will. Should I even call myself a man though? Surely I'm less of a man never having been loved by a woman.

You all guys who take your girlfriends for granted I'm so superjelly of you right now!  *scuttles away*
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>>191991
I'm going to keep on doing the same thing until I find someone that submits to my whims and enables my behavior.
>>191994
He started attacking 2D, so I retaliated.
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>>192027
And you've got brain damage.
Predictive programming is a blight upon this planet.
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>>192034
You've got gay HIV.
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>>183303 (OP) 

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I have a friend who sometimes mentions a supposed next "Carrington Event" that will occur in the late 2030's and fry all the electronics in the world, but I've never seen anyone else mention anything like that before, and the only proof he has are some boring jewtube videos by one channel.
So, is that likely to be true, or is it just a schizo meme?
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>>190558
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick'em in a stew
>>187498
Electricity and solar power won't magically stop existing. There's other ways to generate electricity too.
>>190558
I'M A POTATO
Solar activity fluctuates in approximately decade long activity waves.
The last peak was 2014, the current one is happening right about now.
If anything, 2030 will be an easy year.
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Translation of picture:
>It's a hard disc error

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Stay crunchy \(^o^)/
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There is something incredibly unpleasant about that video to me.
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>>193237
Same. It's like its breaking its teeth.
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>>193563
Yeah that's probably it. Combined with the expression it makes and the weird head-on angle gives me a weird foreboding feeling.
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>>193602
me three is scary cat

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Jschan is pretty comfy am i right bois
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>>196328 (OP) 
T.R.U.E.
But now that you posted Niko, can you answer this question?
>>196325
>>196326
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>>196331
im not qualified to answer that.
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>bois
This is where the comfy line draws to an end.
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>>196365
why would you sage me that's not nice

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