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>be me
>pretty big guy
>white
>not dressed particularly nice but unexceptional
>at well-lit suburban gas station in the morning
>pump gas
>battery dies
>ask guy at the pump next to me for a jump
>sorry man i just a car with my wife and kids in it
>leaves
>mexican guy overhears and pulls his van over
>today you tomorrow me
>thanks spicbro
but forever fuck that guy, hope his wife and kids die

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I dont hold random grudges, i systematically condemn all those whose bahviour, looks and general being i dont approve of, which is as good as anyone for anything.

Also i want to kill everyone i see on the street with a some sort of object.

Next time you see that dude you should fry his wife and kids.
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>>226035
kys leaf
back to the donut thread
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>>226025 (OP) 
this never happened.
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>>226077
No you can't do that, you can't destroy xher anti-traditional family pro-spic narrative.
>>226077

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>>226080
And hear what God's Bible says: "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them." —Ephesians 2

We are saved to do good works, not the other way around. Without being born again your works won't get you into the Kingdom. No one will stand before God going on about how great he is. Yes, you must give up your bitterness and drunkeness and this that and the other thing. That is second. God is coming for who we are, our character. And He himself will transform us into the person he wants us to be, being fully perfected when we enter into glory.

And at last I leave this in your hands, for any who genuninley want to believe in Christianity, this great testimony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUv3zbg-zFY
>>226080
I don't care where I go. I could return to the void for all I care. I just know I am a morally superior person to you by my actions, whereas you can only assure yourself that you are going to heaven (while feebly damning your enemies to heck) with words while still acting evil every single day. If I'm not going there, then you definitely aren't. I'm not bragging about how supremely "righteous" I think I am by pointing out the vast difference between our attitudes. Dumb, degenerate nigger.

<n-o UR self-righteous
You're a self-admitted narcissist, the most self-righteous type of shithead in existence. I know very well how your kind are because I grew up with one. They always play the victim, so the victimizing side of christianity naturally appeals to you. All you've done is pass the buck to your imaginary friend. This refusal to accept accountability is completely characteristic of a narcissist. You've cultivated zero spiritual growth. You're still a freak faggot. Kill yourself.
>>226081
>And how old are your family members, my lover librarian? Could I crash at your place for a few months? Promise I won't download anything illegal.
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>>226085
Send me the little ones! Like the apostle Paul says, I want to greet the lovers with a holy kiss! LOOOOOOOOOVER, no no, I washed today.. I washed today... ah, there are the little ones now. Oh little ones! Gather round and hear the Word of God! Who wants a horsy ride? Let brother joey give you a horsy ride lover.. *librarian SHRIEKS ring out in the cool night air and the sight of joey half-mast* (2 inches) (chomo) (beaten to death in cellblock 6 THAT NIGHT) (pauper's funeral) (no next of kin) (cremate him! cremate him! to GEHENNA with you, goy!!!! the rabbi called down to the morgue yells out with raucous glee, another brownboi roach SNUFFED OUT by yahweh)
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>>226088
(ashes dumped into sewer system)

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What makes the ass and hips so visually alluring? Is it the sculpt of the cheeks hiding her cunt and providing a visual tease? Is it the shape of the hips and thighs betraying a deep lustful desire?
Discuss.
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>>225516 (OP) 
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>>225516 (OP) 
You posted basically this exact thread, with the same webms, around a year ago.
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 一库走,嗨,嗨

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It's over...
It never began...
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KYS LOSER
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>>223123
Rude.
>>223097
Misery loves company.
I mean the blackpill is real, yes women would go out for free with handsome men and get pegged 10 times in a day, and will never let an ugly man touch them unless he pays thousands, it's just reality, but you shouldn't fixate on it and drag people down. Just marry a any woman you can get, forget about chad and his harem, it doesn't make your life less.
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>>225991
>Just marry a any woman you can get
<Just ruin your life, bro
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>>225992
i get that 99% of women are whores, but some stupid village girl exist, they won't suck the life out of you.

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Why do deep sea fish have to look so scary?
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>The methods anglerfish use to locate mates vary. Some species have minute eyes that are unfit for identifying females, while others have underdeveloped nostrils, making them unlikely to effectively find females by scent. When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male becomes dependent on the female host for survival by receiving nutrients via their shared circulatory system, and provides sperm to the female in return. After fusing, males increase in volume and become much larger relative to free-living males of the species. They live and remain reproductively functional as long as the female lives, and can take part in multiple spawnings. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available. Multiple males can be incorporated into a single individual female with up to eight males in some species, though some taxa appear to have a "one male per female" rule.
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>>225900
It must have been a real trip to be the first person to see that happen, being a marine biologist might not be so bad.
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>>225907
That is until the kraken decides to snack on you.
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>>225863
Actually burst out laughing at the thought, thanks anon.
>>225917
>tentacle_rape.mpeg666
>>225900
hot

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>>225822
The right nipple looks like it wants to abscond from this wretched vessel of gluttonous perversions.
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>>225824
Bethany, release me from this pork-filled Hell!
Get this man some farva beans and white chianti, STAT!
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>zonz

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There's a difference between a big ass, and wide hips. The former is liked by niggers and represents obesity and unhealthiness, the latter is liked by white people and represents fertility and healthy childbirth.
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>>225461
Based.
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>>225499
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Yeah. In fact the reason why black women have such fat asses is because their hips are so narrow, there's nowhere for the fat to spread out to.
>>225592
I mean he just called female woman gorillas, so I don't think that's something the WEF would approve of.
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>>225870
*black woman
The fuck did I say female women for?

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The poor are poor because they love poverty. The sick are sick because they love sickness.
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>>225485
I don't know what you're talking exactly about, but there was another post with that picture, saying...

Once you realize that language is simply borrowed structure to build shapes that house borrowed ideas from the intangible pool of consciousness, you're free to open your mind to that truth which exists beyond words and beyond thought to grasp, the voice which speaks in the layer between image and thought in the mind, the imperceptible daemon of true being through which lens you watch yourself pour a tangible form into logos through language to borrow and be borrowed by others.
Alas, I cannot share with you truth! For were it to be given shape that you could hold it would become another borrowed thing, an object of the world, but for this it is not. It lives alongside the world and not in it, the thing of my own.
>>225467 (OP) 
Op makes bad posts because he likes his threads to be hidden.
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>>225471
S...scaji sisters? Is our beloved philosopher-artist not a philosopher anymore?
OP likes cocks because he is a fag.
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This is a shitpost.
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This is medicine.
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Why is Don Ramon the album cover?
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>>225845
>look up don ramon
>he’s a character in some spic tv show from the 70’s
What a nice comparison, anon. Thanks.
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>>225848
>some spic tv show
THE spic tv show, mutt. Show some respect for Seu Madruga.
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>>225849
Why?

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i need to get alcohol
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>>225710 (OP) 
Convert you're PC to positive pressure.
>>225808
Good choice. What kind do you drink?
>buying alcohol require you to give your name, face, fingerprints to the Government and show it off to the Store Clerk
THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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>>225828
I don't know what commie shithole you live in, I can easily walk into a store and get some booze.
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>>225830
>I don't know what commie shithole you live in
Western Europe

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