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>it's getting warm
>turn off heaters so I can be ahead and keep my room cool
>mfw it's been cloudy and raining for weeks straight
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>>259109
You'll have to update then, I like the cold and I'm definitely underweight.
>>259111 (checked!)
I need a sauce on that song, sir.
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>>259109
>I have never met anyone who liked the cold who wasn't a obese piece of shit
>>259357
>You'll have to update then
Seconding this anons claim. If I'm cold I can put on another layer, but with the heat only so much can be done.
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Boob bump 
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Mouse bump
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>>259107
This. I like getting frostbit, being sick, and having dry lips all the time
>>263156
Milk truck has arrive

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Sometimes when I'm bored I hang out in my backyard with a pellet gun and walk around looking for squirrels. I pretend to be einsatzgruppen in German-occupied territory and that the squirrels are Jews who are hiding from me
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>>257838 (OP) 
Yeah, I did that for fun too, had to stop after my mom almost caught me
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>>257855
>had to stop after my mom almost caught me
Underage b& or coward?
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>>257927
Not underage, just like my 600 rent
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>>257838 (OP) 
But it would be the hunters who would be the kikes in this scenario

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Why don't we all pitch together our money and gather 250,000 to get ICANN to create .nigger as a TLD? Then everyone in the world will be able to make and use websites like based.nigger and lol.nigger. How shall we gather the money? Someone make a Monero wallet, maybe I'll do it tonight.
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Why don't you reach out to them and see if they'll actually do it before collecting tendie money from these poor people. Please CC me when you inquire.
>>259635
>just takes your money
Then they will go to jail.
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>>260252
.gay and .lgbt exists so i don't see why they wouldn't make .nigger too.
>>259622 (OP) 
Not only is that a huge-ass effort, but ICANN would still turn it down just because it's "nigger." There are some TLDs they're just not gonna do. They have some guidelines and shit on it too. I forget whether they're internal guidelines or public ones, but I know they have them.
>>259622 (OP) 
Someone here should mention this on 4chan and start a go fund me

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Reza Pahlavi, eldest son of Iran’s last Shah and former Crown Prince, issued a stirring call on Tuesday for Iranians to take to the streets and reclaim their country. 

In a video statement, he declared the Islamic Republic’s downfall imminent and urged unity among all citizens.

Describing the regime as a system that has waged a relentless 46-year war against the Iranian people, Pahlavi highlighted the crumbling security and repression apparatus of the Islamic Republic. 

“All it takes now is a nationwide uprising to put an end to this nightmare once and for all,” he said, urging people from Bandar Abbas in the south to Shiraz, Tabriz, and Zahedan to demand change.

“The future is bright, and together, we will pass through this sharp turn in history,” Pahlavi expressed. “In these difficult days, my heart goes out to the defenseless citizens harmed by Khamenei’s warmongering and delusions.”

Pahlavi has long advocated for a secular, democratic Iran and framed the current moment as both necessary and unavoidable. He sought to calm fears about post-regime instability, assuring Iranians that opposition groups have prepared a comprehensive plan for the country’s transition.

“Iran will not descend into civil war or chaos,” he emphasized. “We are ready for the first hundred days after the fall, for the transitional period, and for establishing a national and democratic government — by the Iranian people and for the Iranian people.”
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To bad he's only popular with Iranian diaspora. Iranians may dislike the  ayatollah but, hate the Shah.
>>262963
The diaspora are just boomers and their children, when the boomers die there will be far less voices asking for the Pahlavis to come back.
>>262960 (OP) 
I see the Shah is indeed proving that his family are a bunch of CIA puppets. Rebelling while Israel is at the gates and the US wants to get involved would result in the dissolution and destruction of Iran. That's the entire fucking reason Iran isn't revolting at this hour. Because they don't want to get turned into yet another fucking failed state like all the other "liberated" (read: ruined) middle eastern countries.

>>262963
Pretty much this. Also the last shah had a fucking religious moment his own father thought was fucking stupid and began building out the mosques and expanding religious infrastructure in Iran. He directly created the fucking environment that enabled an Islamic takeover of the government.
>>262963
But do they hate the pah?

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Tom and Jerry ain't what they used to be...
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So is the one on the left
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>>260181
Is this that horse shoe theory thing I keep hearing about?
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>>260189
They're talking about these guys off-screen.
>>260083 (OP) 
It wasn't as good as donald duck

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HOLY SHIT!
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>>259999
DA BIYOTCHHH
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Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner...ALL MUST DIE!
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THE NUMBERS MASON!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHERE ARE THEY BROADCASTING FROM?
Holy crapoli

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How effective would guerrilla warfare be post shtf?
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>>259913 (OP) 
Depends on the team you got and the people you are fighting. 
If it's niggers and libs? No problem. 
Military either forgiven or domestic? You'll have to tread carefully. 
Like >>259916 said, hit and runs would be useful for targeting trained militaries.
>>259913 (OP) 
It's always effective. But how effective depends on what SHTF means.
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>>259913 (OP) 
Really depends on what you're trying to do. If you're just trying to maintain a territory, physical barriers with choke point you control is ideal
But if some guy in the woods, setting up lethal traps will probably be enough of a deterrent for the nigger raiders
>>259913 (OP) 
Very effective

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I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its an cute elephant.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its a giraffe. Eichiro Oda likes them. I think I send it to him.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its little bnuy. I think I keep that one.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of its as snek this time. Tiny cute snek.
I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it will be whatever /b/ decides it will be.
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have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it. Its the mighty liopleurodon.

I have smegma on my ding dong. I scrape it out and form an animal out of it. It will be whatever /b/ says.
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>>254150
holy shit this guy can make his smegma into anything wtf????????
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>>254152
Welcome to zombo com.
>>254152
He is like this super autistic savant who can form any animal. Instead of stealing some window putty he just waits until he has enough dick cheese.
>>253617 (OP) 
Just wash it

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>>263561
>I hate lolis!
>keeps coming back to the thread
Hmmmm... I wonder why...

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Why is there so much hatred on this website? Its depressing.
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>>263500
NUFFIN PURSENEL KID
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>>263376 (OP) 
Because the modern world sucks ass and we don't even get cool cyberpunk aesthetics or technology. Just more WWE politics, nigger culture, fag religion, endless wars for israel, chemical filled food that taste bad, everything being too expensive and shitty entertainment.
>>263467
Man, blood_skull_boi84 would be 41 now...
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>>263611
Never occurred to me to check the date, but even in DA's earliest years, he would have been 17 when drawing this. That's already embarrassingly old.
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>>263639
He probably did the the drawing as a joke if not oh boy I cannot imagine what his life is like right now
>probably pussy whipped or worse drugged to be a literal zombie

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