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and someone is supposed to sleep through it I guess?
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do you remember
the twenty-first night
of september?
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>>332227
what? speak american, you communist gook
>>332228
No I don't, why you ask?
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>>332238
Fug were those guys ugly.

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Your creepy uncle sends his regard
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>>322496 (OP) 
>your uncle is coming over next weekend, kayla
>mooom! jake's a PEDOPHILE! NOOOO!
>why do you think that, kayla?
>look at how he looooks!!!
>i never want to see him again moom!!!!! :(
>(be right)
thats a soyjak, MODS
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>>332181
Meds.
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I like the redhead. Long neck is looooong!
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Around 50% of people in Brazil are white.
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>Long neck is looooong
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>>332188 (OP) 
This man has UMA DELICIA at least once in his life
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>Levantine Brazilians
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Posting a cat will make the rats go away
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>>332205 (OP) 
It's not even Saturday.

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it is like these people only ever talk about whats on the table and not only that, they take it as an absolute
in example, most recent subject is heat, overnight u could see, if you have let's say instagram, probably thousands post shilling the subject, than news for boomers and ebin memes all at same time instantly talking about heat nothing else, and they will take for granted how XYZ died from, HEAT, not even thinking about it, no, thousands die from HEAT now, no medicines, no stroke, nope, HEAT and it pains me these people are not even stupid, they are just ordinary people yet they chew up anything 
if they decided tomorrow that air is so polluted now that it kills, they would without a doubt instantly believe it, yep now air is so fucking polluted we are in crisis! 
2034 oh he died from WALKING he was not using out battery charged goytram and he died cause he was stupid enough to use his legs ahaha WHAT IDIOT 
I am beyond exhausted from global niggerism
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>>332166
The drama gets in the way of productivity and or peace. Imageboards themselves censor and or ban shitstirring. People hate one another and act like they don't. It's called being polite.
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>>332169
>It's called being polite.
Biggest lie that I was ever told. I'm still dealing with the aftermath, decades later.
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>>332172
Would you feel better if a bunch of bible thumpers told you you'd go to hell at the top of their lungs for voting wrong as you choke on your food, because it's meant to cause people to chill. What aftermath? You enjoy being yelled at you mean, or does shitstirring actually somehow cause people to not quarrel?  Don't vote? No right to complain and you'd be shunned. Is that what you wanted to take part in? Say something is wrong with the nation and be told if you don't like it to 'get the hell out'?  Humans can't cooperate if they are not polite.
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>>332174
>Would you feel better if a bunch of bible thumpers told you you'd go to hell at the top of their lungs for voting wrong
They'd atleast be honest.
>Humans can't cooperate if they are not polite.
The alliances and resulting cooperation seem false to me if they're built on politeness and hiding ones true self to others.
ALTERNATIVE HYPOTHESIS: Politics and religion should not be discussed around the dinner table because women and children are often present and their opinions DO NOT MATTER.

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This world is full of scum. Psychos with no morals or empathy who prey on the weak without remorse. They're everywhere, even in your own sanctuary.
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>>332083
My mom recycles, she rinses and sorts everything. She hasn't noticed that they load it all together in the same truck as garbage day.
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>>332107
Don't bother. I tried that, they don't listen. It doesn't matter to them whether anything actually gets recycled or not. Only that they're putting it in the green bin and you're not.
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>>332062 (OP) 
This is what happens when you convince people that money is god.
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>>332137
>>332107
>city decides to protect le Earths
>makes two trash cans
>double the work for trash can truck people as they have to come by TWICE
>twice the fuel harms the earth contradictorily
>no one is hardly even using the recycle cans anyway
>they pick them up at the same time instead
>new jobs created for the homeless  people that are otherwise unemployable
>homeless have to do it as loitering laws are implemented and homeless shelters cost money
>crime goes down as no one walks the street at night and feels watched during day

>>332071
If I were a politician I'd say "I don't know, I just work here". Let me know if someone says that. They won't as they are trained to be dishonest, indeed they never are honest. No one is in charge is my point. 

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Looking in the mirror
Yea, ill keep it up

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How often do you cut your hair?
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I have short hair, but I cut mine every month, because he is pretty rebellious, he usually bend more than one side or grown more upward and I hate when my hair is not symmetrical. As you can see he is more in the right side than the left side and I need to get a hair cut now, I will probably cut my hair tomorrow
>>331164 (OP) 
I have never cut my hair by choice in my entire life. it was last cut 20 years ago or so.
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>>332076
Does it reach the knees?
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>>332076
Describe the aroma of your hair.
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>>332124
It does not even go halfway down my back as I do not use conditioner, are male, and the sun harms it and it tears a lot during brushing. LIke if I use a bookbag or duffel bag over one shoulder one side ends up shorter. It gets more brittle the older it is. The back of my head is the most brittle as it gets the most soap and sunlight and it gets laid on the most and due to it being the thickest part of my hair I am the most rought with the back of my hair so it is not even shoulder length barely, lately anyway, whlie the sides are past my shoulder and the front, the bangs, are past my face but above shoulder level. The sides are the most gray/white/silver and so they grow faster with the back being the darkest. It gets into knots the most in the back, it is annoying tearing them out, and that is not even why it is short but it is futile expecting it to be long unless I change my diet, stop laying on my back, of which would hurt my back if I laid on mysides like I used to, changed my diet, and gave myself trims to make it longer so as to get rid of split ends and such. Also, it is curly so you can't even tell it's length depending on the weather conditions as my hair has moods. It can be frizzy, curly, or go into helixes, or all three at once, and is three colors of which are born, silver, and white, but can go bleach-blond if I stay in the sun too long, the sun highlight effect that turns my hair into str
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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>329342
I don't like beer
>>329360
fuck you
>>329338
Wow, I was off the board for a while and I never saw your response. Sorry this is a month late.
>4 years for the bachelors and 2 for the masters. I will want the masters in order to not just be a lowly officer who is paid badly in comparison, you legitimately need it to simply be able to take the test for higher licenses.
Well that sucks, but from your description it sounds like it would be hard to avoid if you stick to your chosen career path.
>lol no, courses are everyday and attendance is mandatory
Even weekends?
>I will also still be poor then and likely not even have a car or drivers license(expensive)
Yeah this is a pretty obvious problem.
If you stick with your chosen career path, you may have to accept just focusing on your studies and getting decent work for a number of years, and then worry about finding a wife after you are more established. That's not automatically a terrible plan. The real problem with it is that you do not get the chance to try dating and get "practice" pursuing women in the meantime. Then later when you are ready to find a wife you are playing catch-up to learn how to deal with women. How hard would it be to base yourself out of another country once you start the merchant marine work? You are almost certainly going to have to go somewhere else with a better pool of 
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>>332044
update, apparently I never needed a masters in the first place to advance to the final rank. 
It seems it was just a lie perpetrated by the students and some less knowledgeful professors and the ones who knew kept silent about it.
either way I would have found out about it anyway during my studies, unlike most who don't even look into it.

some fucking retard on reddit bragged about being a merchant navy electrical officer with 8 years of experience being paid 2000usd a month(minimum wage starts at 3000-3300usd and most new oficers start at 4k usd). 
retard didn't even know what degree he studied, whether it was electrotechnical(electrical) engineering or electromechanical(basically mechanical) engineering.

so I assume I will be fine when this is who I am faced up against.

>Well that sucks, but from your description it sounds like it would be hard to avoid if you stick to your chosen career path.
according to my (previous) description I couldnt advance in rank if I didn't have a master's degree, apparently this is false now

>Even weekends?
sometimes
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>>332044
>If you stick with your chosen career path, you may have to accept just focusing on your studies and getting decent work for a number of years, and then worry about finding a wife after you are more established.
the problem with this is that the demographic situation grows worse year by year thus the pool of marriage material white women(which is already tiny) shrinks.

not to mention that I will be older and thus younger women wouldn't want nothing to do with me and thus I will only have women who are old and have failed in their life, former whores and single mothers, none of which I would ever want so at that point I would just be single since the options here are utter garbage as it is.

>How hard would it be to base yourself out of another country once you start the merchant marine work? 
pretty hard since I would depend on the romanian state for continued accreditation of my credentials as those without their government's conditional approval cannot sail, you cannot be a stateless person and work on a ship.

>The other option is you try to get out of Romania and get to another country where you have better education/career/dating options.
as shit as romania's education system and the country's own reputation is, the universities are considered european due to being a EU member country and thus making it equal in the eyes of other countries, or atleast legally should be.

I am almost certain I can get free university here and also a student stipend for getting good grades.

As for dating I do not know, I don't share anything with women of my age and neither they with me at best the interest would be sexual in nature but I am not the most visually appealing person so why go with me if that is what they care about? same with status, my status here sucks since being intelligent is frowned down upon as you are seen as an "ungrateful up and comer who doesn't know his place".
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i hate reddit
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>>331632
>no-sign in / no filter / no algorithm frontend for Yid Tube
Is invidious not good enough for you?
>that allows downloads
The last time i tried downloading a youtube video through invidious, it took ages and then the download just failed anyway.
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>>331633
Thank you, anon. I guess I'll use that, then plug YT videos into third-party clients for download when needed.
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i hate reddit
>>330827
Kill yourself.
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>>332072
sage negated

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do you still do piss bottles?
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>>330804
When in Rome, piss in bottle, as our forefathers command
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>>330806
You shit in the piss bottle to make Jenkem.
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>>330729 (OP) 
I'm an of age male without a house of my own so of course I do/did, but not bottles anymore. It is a giant cup with other cups. If I let it sit it becomes awful looking due to my kidney disease. I used to have a piss pitcher but it would get so cloudy and scummy at the bottom my mother kept saying I was dying. Yeah, I'm dying, slowly, fuck off. You are dying too. Time go brrrrr

I also have all the stuff in image related except for the giant water tank. Everything on the right I mean. 
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>>330806
Nobody shits in bottles nor especially socks. They shit in buckets in modern times or trash cans, preferably with a walmart shopping bag so you can tie it closed to avoid the smell. 
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>>330804
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>>330783
People don't wanna talk to their parents as they hate their lives there so they just shut themsleves in, hence the word shutin. 
>>330804
>using keke to fit in
>>330729 (OP)  (OP) 
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>>330899
You are a retard.
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The husband of my cousin piss in water bottles, because he lives in a haunted house, the spirits of my family appear sometimes to my cousin and only she can see, but that’s enough to scare him. Their maid told to my dad this history, every morning she found a bottle full of piss

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