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when you think it can't possibly get any worse, and you get hit by yet another freight train. you'd think someone would go "stop it, he's had enough!" but life goes on, earth keeps spinning, and nobody gives a fuck.
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Im gay
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>>330448
What kind of gay?
Anticipating the usual suspect to arrive any minute now.
>>330433
Does your mammy know you're gay or somethin'?
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>>330582
I had a cop pull this grade school shit on me when I found a small baggy full of what i thought was drugs. put me in a trap, after I tried to help; made me into a fool.

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Scary Fashion; things I can wear that make people think twice about approaching me.
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Have you tried a smile?
>>330273
>A pink or rainbow magahat should work if you couple it 
OH SHIDDD!!XXXD!
A TrumPussy Hat would be excelsior!!
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>>330596
>SHIDDD!!XXXD!
Calm down or you'll disrupt the rest of the class.
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Suck my cock dude
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>>329426
Buy an ad.
>boomer with a Dr. Neo Cortex hairline making 5 videos a week coping about a dying sand religion to sub 3 digit viewers
Bad place to be in.
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>>329574
>dying
It still influence people's believe about the paranormal, supernatural, conspiratorial, and personal believe even if they are atheist or from other religion.
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>>329625
I won't say I am fully atheist (though in practice I may as well be), but if there is a higher power then I strongly doubt even a single stupid ape on this rock will ever come close to a ballpark of an accurate conceptualization of it. It is one of the many unknowable things in life and anyone who tells you they have the answer should be treated as a con artist or lunatic.
>>329625
None of us are going to live to see white communities wash their hands of it completely. But whatever comes next will probably be better. Gaytheism will die too.
>hey guys smug low t fat fuck holding a microphone here to monologue in front of a green screen over game footage im so awkward and quirky

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Why does Firefox popup to front when dev tools opens 10 seconds after you pressed the key to open it? Even if you switched to a different desktop. It's like admitting your restaurant's desserts are garbage and then you order an entree and they drop a heap of their shitty ice cream on top of it.

FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla. FUCK those stupid selfish bitches who are always full of it, it keeps driving me crazy. I only use this horse shit because the industry has cornered me into needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
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you describe an image or video like "a woman dildoing herself" and it matches that filling in whatever details in needs to. the hard part is that it fills it in with shit.

krea 2
is shit, another dead end. the gray npc can't into what a vagina looks like
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I'm still trying to understand how this thread became about dumbasses sharing their shitty AI porn.
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>>330233
Well you see...
>>329471
>bro she looks and acts just like my dog. my dick is diamonds
wh*te people.

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ZZZChan is going to be six years old in a week from now, so I wanted to prepare a nice montage of sorts. 
Post everything zzzchan related that you feel should go into it: Caps, OC, admin doxx, whatever.
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IT IS DONE

Happy birthday ZZZchan. Nice to be here with you guys.
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The threads hafta merge now.
>>330067
Huge list.
>>330206
Needs more shqntae
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>>330538
>filtered
Aha!

Those games could be so good if people were just to change the sprites to make her white. The GBA version looks whiter than the cameboy COLORED version. Colored, lol. 

I don't see what that werewolf had to do with her, also. That was weird.

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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>329169
I just want a big family so that my lineage doesn't get bottlenecked, while at the same time my wife be of high enough quality so that the lineage doesn't degenerate.
>>329158 (OP) 
not everyone has to have love. such is life. chud over here will congratulate you for being based for being single for life so you should be happy about that
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>>329339
it's not really involuntary. i don't really like people. but the few times i liked someone they turned out to be terrible people. 
maybe i was hyperbolic. you can probably still try, i've seen people in class that were previously strangers getting into a relationship. your best chance is to make friends with another male, then enter a group of 4-6 people with the help of that friend. you don't really have a chance alone if you want a girlfriend in a class setting, it really works like wolf packs 
>lol, what are my options?
imageboards are already an ascetic order for many, lol
>>329342
I don't like beer
>>329360
fuck you

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What is there to be done about the brown youth problem in america? The cities are clearly doomed but the suburbs might get invaded next.
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>>330391 (OP) 
Why live in a nigger infested country when you can move to someplace without niggers?
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They made a twerk song using a car horn and then you have them using the camera vehicle detection system to twerk. What a bizarre decade the 2020s is.
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>>330488
What the fuck is this ass with no crack?
>>330488
Good
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>AYO!
>We stealin choppas in dis mutha fucka
>#gta6 #webussinrealrap


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Are you a cig dipper too?
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>>330477 (OP) 
I knew someone who tried it once and he said he didn't feel anything.
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>>330483
Tried what once, cig dipping is a delivery method? What did your friend dip his ciggy into?

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Whats a richfag life like?
>>330446 (OP) 
Money.
>>330446 (OP) 
Money Taxes.
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>>330457
Coulda sworn I read that of those that skip out of their taxes it was the upper class that did so the most. It's ironic as the cops and such are paid via taxes to protect the rich from losing their wealth via a rebellion. 
>>330446 (OP) 
You never go to jail and if you are a loser the cops look the other way as you get an escort. You get the best medical care as well so you live longer on top of diplomatic immunity. You are smarter due to having a better education and also less brain damage due to a lack of cortisol flooding your brain chemistry. At the end of your life you become puritan out of a fear that most rich go to hell, that eye of a needle camal thing, so you make life no fun allowed for the peasants so as to show how good you are so as to try to go to heaven as you can't stand the idea that the fun would ever end.
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>>330461
1st gen enjoys it 2nd gen lives in fear 3rd gen spends it faster than anyone can make it.

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