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>>216172 (OP) 
Roach speaks

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>>216246
I don't get why you're trying to discuss rationally with someone who is clearly delusional and not sound of mind. You're wasting your time, it's a losing game and whatever logic you throw at him he'll always disregard it and will see himself as the hero and the victim ad the same time. Reporting his spam and mocking his retardation is the most effective tactic.
>>216247
Shut the fuck up retard nobody cares.

>>216246
Yes, you understood what I was trying to say, while >>216239 is clearly the person I was complaining about pretending to be someone else.
>maybe you fundamentally just don't like altchans
This is precisely what I expected him to say, and is exactly the predictable behavior I was pointing out. He incessantly tries to enforce one specific type of language and behavior and it is incredibly tiring how he cannot ever seem to let go of his need to patrol others.

>>216248
>Reporting his spam and mocking his retardation is the most effective tactic.
You're absolutely right, if it weren't for the problem in the OP of mods leaving up pizza for many hours, let alone some sperg's posts.

>>216252
>if it weren't for the problem in the OP of mods leaving up pizza for many hours, let alone some sperg's posts.
Alas mods = fags continues to be an imageboard irrefutable axiom. At least they kinda do their job eventually.

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>>216251
>He incessantly tries to enforce
>his need to patrol others
You are the one(s) giving him power, though. If you ignored your boogeyman, he would be like just a random schizo. But instead you have to turn his image into that of a dictator, or something...

idk my nose is congested

>>216095
>middle east
>showers
[insert rant about circumcisions here]

They smell like sweaty balls.

I feel a bump on my crotch. Should I be concerned or should I try to pop it?
I have literally never had sex in my entire life?

>>216167
That's your dick. While it's not normal to have a penis that small, it's not something you should worry about since you'll likely never get to use it.

>>215740
what does that make him?>>215749

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I just let the piss flow whenever it wants to.

>>215751
The Enlightened One

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>>215876
Pretty nice.

This was one of the first webms I saved from 8chan prime. 
I miss /monster/

Chia seeds, blueberries, and a banana all covered in milk like a bowl of cereal. The chia seeds make your turds nice and contain important nutrients, the blueberries have vitamin B6, and the banana cures any craving for sugar. The milk helps make it filling and go down easy. I have been eating this every week day for nearly 1 year, with occasional changes to the fruit.

On the weekend I go out for breakfast and have either a classic American breakfast (bacon, eggs, pancake, scalloped potatoes), or I have a healthy breakfast sandwich with arugula in it.

I have considered quitting my weekday breakfast altogether, but I like keeping it as my source of fruit and dairy.

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>>216140
Thank you. If you are trying to get me to try to get high on nutmeg you are painfully mistaken lmao. Not doing that, bud. My ancestors CONQUERED the world so my spice cabinet could look like that

I'm making extra apple spare ribs for Labor day, there's an apple ingredient involved in every stage. They're soaking in the brine right now, its a half cup each of brown sugar and kosher salt with a can of frozen apple juice concentrate, a few crushed cloves of garlic, and an apple and onion roughly chopped in a couple quarts of water, enough to submerge the ribs. I also have some dehydrated apple chips that I'm going to grind in the food mill for the rub, apple wood chunks for the smoke, and a jar of apple jelly for the base sugar of the sauce.

>>209211 (OP) 
Eggs, bacon and potatoes.

>>216128
Holy patrician.. ChefChad, I kneel..

>>216101
So your argument is; Ignore obvious signs of pain and distress because it is socially advantageous for women.
This doesn't prove that the feminist claim is correct. 
I do not know of a study like this being done, as it is unconscionable, but imagine a situation where a man and a woman are both stabbed through the leg with a wire. Do you really think that the woman could walk the same distance as the man afterwards? I don't see it.

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>>216152
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>>216105
I retract my statement. A quick search turned up studies that suggest women don’t have a higher pain tolerance than men. While there is a certain logic to my other post, I am not attached to that position. Also, the last sentence of my post was somewhat bait, but not entirely in that I surmised the butthurt that would ensue if I wrote it. It’s true we don’t need more reasons to bash women, they are pathetic and I find the topic tired and mostly boring.

Also I was not Reddit spacing, those are simple paragraph breaks. I don’t usually defend women as I mostly hate them outside of sexual attraction. Perhaps I was projecting or some bullshit.

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>>216157
>Also I was not Reddit spacing, those are simple paragraph breaks
Why would you do "paragraph breaks" for short paragraphs that are visually just one line each?

>>216159
Thought separation for clarity while phoneposting. Only the first paragraph consisted of a single sentence. I don’t care for large blocks of text that are more than 5-7 sentences unless it’s in a book, though of course that isn’t a hard rule. It comes across as rambling in my opinion.

>>216160
I should add that I don’t usually fullscreen windows while browsing on desktop, either. I can read narrower paragraphs more quickly.

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>>216148 (OP) 
Nah mane

>>216148 (OP) 
I know this guy named Faggy Aggy, xhe'd LOVE to kick you up and down