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>>323585
Nice.
There's a stream back behind my current location that the owner for some reason decided to "Dig out" for better drainage with a backhoe.
All he did was destroy the slime seal that had been there for probably a century, and since it was sandy loam, not only did he kill off most of the natural flora, but the frogs who had planted their "Pearls" there had DOOMED tadpoles for another 3 years.
Last year, I almost saved a bunch by hauling 20 gallons of water out there in 5 gallon buckets, but the slime deck still hadn't fully sealed, so sadly...

Tadpoles and pollywogs watching is a quintessential part of White kids growing up, I think.
they are missing something fundamental being so removed from that.

>>323588
As far as I could tell, only a few didn't make it out of the puddle and I never caught glimpse of birds eating them out of it either so I can only assume it rarely happened

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>>323591
Doing God's work anon.. 
literally.

>>319866
thats a waffle, u autistic fuck

>>327034
The original image of Jazz the Blini Cat has the cat sit in front of a stack of pancakes.

>>326823
I have no idea why he thinks this is such a big deal.
>>326824
What does a bunch of normalfags buying a bad game have to do with muh freedoms?

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>>326830
Didn't you hear? Epstein and soros is using GTA 6 to distract the masses from the complete and total jewish takeover of the world by 2030. We got to post more NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis to defeat them.

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Just like the ballad of gay tony but you won't be able to use weapons inside like in gta 5.

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>>326831
>NeetSoc pics, ponies, hentai and lolis

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>>326839
The honey must not be pasteurized, and must be made in your local area, or atleast in the same area as the pollen you're allergic to.
Buy your honey from a local beekeeper. If you're buying it in a store, you're buying colored glucose syrup. Honey is one of the most faked products in the world, with olive oil close behind it.

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If you have a toothache or an abscess you can gargle, swish, and spit hot salt water a few times a day. Not too hot, mind, like if you were serving tea but wanted to avoid a lawsuit. Probably works better (and cheaper) than whatever termite poison they put in mouthwash.

>>293561 (OP) 
fish skin for burns, just tape it on; not better than over the counter.

>>326945
Did you watch too much The Good Doctor or something?

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>>293584
lmfao gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 (actually didnt read past stevia)

>>326686 (OP) 
Yes, except actually.

Is this sharty now?

>>326825
Nobody uses those soyjak sites anymore, all memes and medias associated with sharty and etc are just made by and posted from people who uses twitter and other social medias or none at all or in between. Speaking as a gen-Z with experience.

>>326829
That doesn't explain the present user counts, post rates etc of the sharty, assuming that you're not running psyops for the sharty.

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>>326813
>faggy.shitty

>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread

Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.

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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??

>swollen
round 2?

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>>316760 (OP) 
Your body says you're not done, Anon.

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>>314748
> i was fucking my bf and she said "i didn't brush my teeth, so i cant give you head today". and i said "i don't mind". and he said "i don't care if you don't care"

Let me guess, all three of you were gay.

>>314750
https://archive.ph/O9DGn
Archived his post. He's probably scrambling to archive this thread on the wayback archive in order to feel like he's not the one being made fun of here.
https://archive.ph/xaerK#selection-7875.64-7875.89 Keep in mind that he's already open to the idea of fucking a tranny.
https://archive.ph/5qTja#selection-5095.0-5095.35 And he has admitted to being gay.

>>314610 (OP) 
>skrillex
best anime ever. they just don't make 'em like they used to

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>>314724
ahhh, yes, some hapas are unfortunately hit with the brown stick

Told her I had a chubby, she asked to see it and I chicken out.

>Do you talk to yourself anon?
Yeah, it's a good to way to remind things or learn new stuff. Mostly it's just thinking loudly.
> And do you do so in English even if you are ESL?
Sometimes, just for practice. The goal is to get a acceptable accent, eventually.
>>326498
You may be kidding, but when I became too isolated my voice disappears. After a social event my vocal cords hurts a little just because I talked just a hour or two. I'm an autistic who likes to isolate myself but I tend to talk a lot near people, never asked for this weird combo.
It may look retarded but now I "warm up" before going to some events to fix it.

>>326557
I was not kidding, you are right. I have the same problem, I see people only rarely, so my voice is not strong when I try to talk, and I lose it fast.
In extremity you can forget how to make the sounds. There was a man in Spain who was literally raised by wolves in the forest for some years when he was young. When he was found, he still remembered how to understand Spanish but he forgot how to say the words himself.

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>>326524
ya, ohh its from a book, where someone carries around a duck to explain problems in different terms ... do jeep owners code?

>>326691
Probably not, though like code moneys they do often have a rather large collection of thigh high socks.

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>>326757
thoughtless whores leaving their clothes around.

>>326652
>Then shut up, atleast until your family can dump him in a care home on his 18th birthday.
Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources? No he'll be a burden on my mother until she dies, then on me, only because I want the house tho.
>You sure you're not the retard here?
I've seen his writing, and he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account, so...
>the rest of the "adult" world, etc)
I'm starting to think I'm hitting a little close to home.

>>326653
>Nigger, why do you think most families (especially that of a single mother) have these resources?
State-run care homes, then.
>he can't figure out how to set up a Microsoft account
That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices. If he can install a user-facing Linux distro, its for the better.

>>326656
>State-run care homes, then.
Lel, you're naive. The state will take whatever it can from who ever it can before it starts to pay for shit, and they don't give my mother medicaid because she makes too much money.
Besides my mother is sentimental to the maladaptive, so that isn't going to happen as long she is alive.
>That's not something anyone should be able to set up, given Microslops practices
The lack of capability was the relevant point.

So far, I like German, Chinese and Russian: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOMYPBbZLAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnK3Kbpa2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykypP-uOqq0

Make Society Quiet Again.

Japan have labs with vats design for putting human in it or grow one from a single fertilized egg/ cell. The reason why nobody found out or even know about it, is because they put them on those salary-man sky scrapers and generic buildings, and a huge part of the puppulation is in on it and hide it. They likely grows Baki-shapped human there. They grow many other things there also. Stroking my dick to this power fantasy.

>>326607
China probably does this already. They may have already purposefully paired people together to breed sports athletes; Yao Ming is a notable example.

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Every industry that is made illegal creates a black market where new technologies stretch the moral fiber of any involved. The foster children industry in china exploded and that doctor got pinched for genetically modified children; i think that was the tip, I would not be surprised to hear about a dolly in the wild.

>>326670
...like a twin?

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>>326670
Not the 'it was kikeshit' poster but Orphan Black was kikeshit.

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>>326146
Incredibly relatable pics

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>>326154
It could be worse. Or is that the same thing?

I love this Twitter trend.