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No.321621 [Open]
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The jews made it so kids don't act like their parents want them to. For example, kids named Chris (short for Christian) growing up to be atheist rock stars.
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>>321685
If the picture were accurate the penis would never escape the fat. 
>weak to direct hits
What? 
>>321655
>>321674
Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
>>321621 (OP) 
What is this thread even about? That not everyone is a 'cheap carbon copy' of their parents? Our society is falling too fast for such stable culture to happen and you can't just blame jews for capitalism being flawed like this. That's some 'thanks obama' shit as even if they are in charge no one can literally control the (global) economy. No one can control how fast (a) society falls. It's just the nature of progress of which such progress is not compatible with capitalistic structures and values. We are a victim of our own success.
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>>321621 (OP) 
Sexy
No.321742 
>>321706
I can't remember what happens with cartilage but the bones just open up not protecting as well in the front and leaves no bone "ladder" protecting the front, less as you get fatter.
>Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.
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>>321701
KEK!
But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
Maybe.
Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
Try HARDER+ Nigger.

>>321742
>>321742
>I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.
Indeed.
Building muscle mass is the best way to burn calories.
Helps to fix your gut flora, stop eating inflammatory goyslop, and "Eat the Seasons" while getting plenty of sunlight and exercise, too.
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>>321744
>>>321701
>KEK!
>But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
>Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
>Maybe.
>Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
>Try HARDER+ Nigger.

😌
## Board Staff joyeuse No.320978 [Open]
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I fucked up in a bad way and merged hundreds of posts into a single thread. I will spend time fixing them now as much as I can. You can help correct where I place them or insult me for being a fucking retard.
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No.321588 
Literally who the fuck cares, stop threading imageboard posts like some kind of sacred treasures that must be guarded with holy vigor.
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>>321588
that low iq invalid that thinks its still the year 2007 cares, he cares a lot
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No.321598 
>>321589
Who does this?
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Joyeuse is quite literally the type of powertripping hotpocket we used to laugh at back in real 8chan. You're a faggot through and through, m8. Every thread you delete, every IP you ban, every asspained response you make, just further proves how much of a loser janny you are. I sure hope you're getting compensated for all of this. :^)
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No.322029 
>>322026
I'm not a poor latin american like you
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>make the shitty cuckptcha even shittier
fuck you
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>>321376
I'm going for the dual Bishop seed-line ending though.
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I do like how the new captcha is in higher resolution. It's so pretty now!
>>321376
>Soundless .webm
(Lip smack) What a shame...
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>>321379
I know...FUCK! 4troons, 4Jeets, 4FAGS, whatever for that.
Here's the Orig.:
https://youtu.be/UHi-xECyGTU
No.321558 
>>321322 (OP) 
people die every day. and for what? nothing
plane crash, train wreck...
bosnia? pick your tragedy
sniper in a restaurant, fifteen dead, story at eleven, what do we do?
No.326389 
>>321322 (OP) 
>>>/meta/
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I noticed that this imageboard gets spammed with cp. The posts always have a cp image with a link advertising some cp website.

This is weird because another imageboard known as Frenschan was also spammed with these same cp messages several times daily before the site closed. One thing the users on that board noticed was that when the palestinians attacked Israel, the cp spam suddenly stopped before starting again a few weeks later.

The question is, who is spamming cp on these kinds of imageboards, and most importantly, why are they doing it?
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No.321455 
>>321204
>That's the thing, though. OurChan had reasonably advanced systems in place, AFTER consulting with experienced jannies and mods from other IBs that dealt with this problem (and very likely from experienced programmers in that very trashchan thread which one of you anons linked). All the basic methods were handled. Their solution was/is pretty advanced from any other IB I've seen attempt auto-moderation. The spammers worked around updating word filters, hashing, perception hashing, and more (I don't know what else since I was never on the inside of their team nor a programmer of the sort to deal with this kind of problem myself). The userbase is tiny on the IBs such as End, Frens, Our, and elsewhere. It would have wasted a massive amount of time to curtail it for OC, which they nevertheless did despite that IB only having ~125 frequent unique users for a window of time after 4cucks went down.
What systems did they have in place?
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>>321222
Checked and Kekked
I KNEW it was you!
You were one of the good poasters I was  referring to.
i even stopped back in (a day ago from this, relative time,) and there were literally 0 posts in the "Last hour"

I really do feel bad for space, but the new owners, or whatever, did an absolute disservice to the chan.

They fucking bought the Glownigger's slander.

This place is WAY moar comfy, and still retains the effortpoasting.
Also, I saw a Rare' apology from a Mod who fucked up.
I hadn't seen that before the Yellow dog showed up.
About that DOGE-BOT™...
There was none.
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>>321221
>Do not goad them, let mods deal with them as quietly as possible.  
yeah.. I will claim Mea Culpa on that one..
It was I who was the GOAD in the LEMR thread...
I hope you noticed that I stopped immediately.
No.321471 
>>321249
>Because retard-proofing is not necessarily the same as newfag-proofing.
OOOF!
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>>321254
>t. Glownigger
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Post duck pics
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what is the answer
No.311645 
>>248526 (OP) 
I've been trying to convince my wife to be a stay-at-home-mom that runs a homestead with a bunch of ducks while I work a dayjob. But no ducks no deal. I just like ducks ducks and how they walk around and stuff.
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>>311645
Cucked by ducks
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>>248533
Checked!
https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4
I cri evrytiem..
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>normalfags are... le bad!
>also you gotta have sex and have children and also stay in a relationship
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No.321146 
>>315943
>imageboards are one guy talking to himself
No.321150 
>>315879 (OP) 
Nornalfags are goals that incels aspire to. They become failed Normies when they can't succeed. Reproduction is literally the purpose of your existence, and is as glorious or abysmal as you choose to describe it as being. Your happiness exists to serve the replication of your genetics. All life competes over who could be the best replicator. The goal of evolution is the eventual creation of the best replicator and you have the duty to give it your all to make that thing come to be. Procreation is the baseline that normies usually achieve and truecels can't. Anything better than a normie is still a sex-haver, so its best to try for ascension our of virginity if you can. Do not make happiness or fulfillment your barometer for success, as we said you only ever experience contentment because historically it made your ancestors more likely to procreate.
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No.321151 
whats that anime where a black guy and white guy are talking about grapes and they open up a web page like "what grapes are better, white grapes or baclk grapes"? then they go like tsuk shyooooo or have grim faces like the usual emoji they od
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>>321150
>Normie
You don't need to self-censor here on that front. And I refused a quickie with some thrill-seeker bint I saw that day for the first time long ago, so that makes me a loser on all possible fronts, I guess. Getting that score would make me feel now even worse anyway, I console myself when that subject is brought up near me.
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Genetic Dud is dead lol
https://shows.acast.com/im-from-the-internet-a-podcast-about-somethingawfulcom/episodes/the-late-great-fredrick-brennan-part-one
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No.311442 
>>311441
It was only announced on the podcast he had been part of on his birthday, February 21. His family wanted it kept secret to get his remaining affairs in order without his father snooping around.
No.311444 
>>311333
I don't disagree with your points, but what you're describing is xitter behavior.
No.311452 
>>311089 (OP) 
>died a month ago 
Just another reason to hate the news. Like with advertising, it's never designed for me to like it. >>311149
False Messiahs and or false hope. 
>be your own hero bro
>>311152
Anarchy was to 'meme' politics huh? Too bad it's always the other way around.
No.311564 
>>311370
There was a point to be made?
No.321097 
h
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I've been on a sardine fast the last 3 days and I feel great. Basically I'll eat only once a day while eating one can of tuna (in olive oil) and 3 cans of sardines (with bones and skin) in water with one multivitamin pill and I feel fully satieted the entire day and I've already dropped 4 lbs. On top of it all, I'm fat adapted from 2 years of keto so I have a well of energy all day while working
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No.321253 
>>319987
I'm more inclined toward éclairs. Faithful recipes, without coconut flakes. Certainly not burger substitutes.
No.321392 
>>321045
And also how figurative "race to the bottom" might also fit there.
No.321434 
>>320466
>echoes' detection skills needed
Come on, I'd rather sic some chinks on other chinks, lol.
https://www.mdpi.com/1420-3049/29/5/1106
Or maybe that is another match-pump scheme, who knows?
No.321519 
>>320508
Synovial membranes of both would be affected first, I guess.
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>>321519
Anybody can look it up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetitive_strain_injury
Variety is a spice of life, lol.
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