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>>322036
>>>this "To catch a pRedditor" thread
No, you can find that here: >>320497
I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
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>>322039
>I thought you were the same guy to say this faggot was talking about "stretching" little girls on endchan and disguising it as some real political philosophy here.
Fuck no.
Pedos get the ROPE.
>>322038
>hit a wasp's nest with a stick
>what can go wrong
ISHYGDDT.

I know anon is trolling but I am a merciful anon so I want to head off the chance that someone tries it.
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>>326388
Wear a beekeepers suit and rubber boots, make sure there are no tears on the suit, duct tape the wrists and legs, and you should be fine.
Then use bugspray, some sort of flamethrower etc.
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>>322036
>don't use imageboards
Why is it that adults are such hypocrits towards chlidren? Not that they are even here... why would redidt be the predator? Why would this thread? It's just a thought experiment to see what people think of their own mistakes. 
>>326388
>>326391
If people are dumb enough to toss a rock at a nest like that they're too dumb to help us out in a real revolt and need to get out of the way and learn their lesson the hard way. Cameras are all over to the point you can't just get rid of them. You'd not even see the thing as they are too tiny, modern cameras. Whoever made the image probably thinks people that hate the all seeing eye are stupid and does not realize, or did not, that absolute power corrupts absolutely. As they have absolute power physically throwing a rock at a nest is what you deserve if you're dumb enough to think you can physically attack the all seeing eye rather than attack it with logic. Propaganda is the only thing that is dirt in it's eye, that's why we're all so censored despite it being all to do with the first amendment. 
>>322035
It did last a long time.

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Look, I get Sugou is a villain whose actions are intentionally made to let us hate him, I get that with his treatment to Asuna and his human experiments with human brains.


But, during Episode 24, I still can’t help but think that Sugou without a doubt RAPED Asuna.


I’m not those idiots who thinks she had been reverted into a “Damsel in Distress”, because she tried to give Kirito and Yui codes to access Sugou’s lair, and that proved helpful for him and his allies. It’s like how Princess Peach helped Mario during the events of Paper Mario.


But the actions Sugou did in Episode 24 like…

    Rubbing parts of her skin

    Exposing her breasts

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There was no penetration on screen, so therefore not rape 

(not saying he didn't do it IN NOT SHOWED scenes. Or out of viewers eyes. Im just saying he didn't technically rape her on screen or with what we were told.)

He DID commit sexual assault. Thats a fact. He deserved the punishment of what kirito did to him with the pressure slider and Excalibur. 

Rape is sexual assault, but not all sexual assault result in rape. (according to most Legal definitions.)

Like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't a square.


I would call him much worse then trash, but I don't feel like swearing.

Still, awful person,
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(He might have done it off screen.) But what he did on screen is probably just legally listed as sexual assault

Then again, im not a lawyer. But this is my guesses.

I hope this answer helps :)
Rape by legal definition as >>326319 has stated means that he penetrated her vaginally or anally, what is shown in the anime at the worst is a level of Sexual assault falling short of rape, also throughout the season he kept backing off so there is no off-screen rape either, since before Kirito broke into the cage to rescue Asuna, he specifically told her that he will wait till she gave consent to go beyond the level of sexual assault he has been doing even though he was an egotistical piece of crap he never raped Asuna.
He would definitely go to jail, because what he is still a crime

Just not the crime of rape.
His crime of 300 counts of human experimentation and abduction would mean he was going away for at least 30 lifetimes; Sexual assault charges would have been the least of his worries in all honesty.

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 4 men... Then it exploded
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>>314052
>netanyahu
thank you for putting politics into everything
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>>325915
You're welcome.
>>314050 (OP) 
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake, but after three days of agonizing pain, the rattlesnake died.
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>>314050 (OP) 
three guys sitting at a bar talking about women
1st guy "a women's breast are a magnificent thing, the curves the temptation; splendid."
2nd guy "you are wrong, a woman's ass is a sight to behold."
3rd guy "i don't know, i quite like looking at the top of a woman's head."
>>314050 (OP) 
MORON THREAD

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top or bottom
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>>326264 (OP) 
Anthrax.
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>>326267
Use the language instead of communicating like a caveman drawing on cave walls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_and_far_field#Near_field
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>>326352
Actually it's that part only that might be relevant. layman's mistake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_and_far_field#Reactive_near_field
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>>326353
See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evanescent_field#Use_of_the_term
>>326264 (OP) 
It's shit either way. For your photo.

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thanks fed for your groundbreaking 'music'
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>>326163
im older than you little nintendo sucking oldfag wannabe mutt. you misunderstood a basic >he said this thing
yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty (i do realize this is a popular boogeyman here so likely you werent using your brain when you said that)
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>>326189
>im older than you 
Sure you are. If you really were, you wouldn't be posting any of this in the first place, or you would be posting in a completely different manner.
If you really are older than me, (you're not) what were you even doing in the 2000s? How did you end up here if you didn't spend any time on 4chan and/or 8chan?
>yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty
It's primarily shartyfags that are butthurt about oldfags telling newfags that they are just that. Most of them are fags that can't lurk moar, with a very small minority being some weird group of people who genuinely can be called oldfags but had a stroke somewhere down the line and decided to do a complete 180 and dismantle anonymous imageboards completely by flooding them with soyjaks.
imagine being so monumentally butthurt over getting btfo in multiple threads that you write a script to spam 5 threads at the same time with the same shit
holy fuck youre sad, kill yourself
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>>326446
>something something you cant even graduate preschool, they gave me a diploma for passing special ed, no youre the schizo, get the vaccine
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>>326449
>something something "schizo schizo"
>what the fuck why are you able to notice and discern patterns

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in a public relations event, do you ever call something "queer" and pretend but not pretend that you mean "weird"
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>>323121 (OP) 
Definitely I did this at a PRSA thing one time
>>323127
>>323130
why do chanfaggots always try to gatekeep based on their autism? you *aren't* oldfags.
^butthurt enough to reply a month later lol
>go to open old post
>see this other thing next to it and reply to
squint harder next time. you are a person who is never right about anything. and your excessive pedantry doesnt change this
>butthurt retard suddenly wants to sage the thread she bumped after her month's delay of butthurt was pointed out
LOL

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zooooom!!! it's me, ZOOMING in traffic on my lil scooter! no need to wait in never ending lines at busy crossings, I just ZOOM right through and run over loser pedestrians if I feel like it lol & kek. stay mad carcucks your tears just added 10 niggawats to my battery lmao.
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>>326112
Please daddy make me cum
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>>326078
>>326077
In my state if you do not have insurance your liscence is automatically suspended and if found driving without a liscence you are clapped in irons. Not turning in your tag when you do not have insurance is also illegal in my state. They refused me healthcare until I gave up my liscence plate as I was not paying insurance. After that my car was towed as having a car without a tag is against apartment rules. One does not simply break the rules. 
>>326113
why is everyone allowed to act so fucking gay suddenly where is the line?
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Zoomers are fucking your waifu you only had access to through a 15 FPS emulator N64 and are genetically superior to you.
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>>326141
I only played the NES games though.
>>326011 (OP) 
Faggot

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What does the symbol in the circle mean, /b/?
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As a child I wanted a pet brick. I thought they were magic. Mario, the way they held up giant structures, clearly as magical as a battery but they last way longer. The bricks I 
 have walked over are like a hundred years old. Yes, I have lived in a town with brick roads. Often they had names in them. Does your battery have a name in it? Brand names don't count nor does the nation's name. The blocks immortalized living and breathing human beings and Mario even saves little beings from the bricks. The circle represents the Earth and it's people forcing maturity via a parent's scolding unto it's innocents. At one point I was even told I could only play video games for 2 hours a day. I would not be able to read if it were not for video games, namely Pokemon Red, of which had one of those batteries inside of it except 
 it was thicker. It saved lives too, my pokemon's lives. "Time to hit the bricks child, no more video games for you!" And yet I'm not allowed to stack bricks like I wanted to as the buildings are already built. No one uses bricks anymore. It's sad that they took that away.
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>>325983
Roman culture is centered around bricks. They have holidays for bricks. They killed hundreds of thousands of brown men to set bricks. They listen to mortar vibrations. They set a brick as their keystone. They dress and act like bricks. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from bricks. They post sassy gifs about bricks. They watch lowly actors in the theatrum in worship of bricks. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing arena fights in honor of bricks with gladiators fighting to the death in brick colliseums. They use mortar slang like "frater" and "sodalis". When you say "Romulus" they're not thinking of the father of Rome. They're thinking of the rhombus used in brick-laying. Their cities are completely overrun with bricks. They worship their brick-laying slave force disproportionately assigned to brick-laying and their kingdom-republic-empire force of censors assigned to fill roads with bricks. Their men sit around watching bricks set while their women sit around watching brick walls and fantasizing about mortar filling in the spaces. They worship dimensions like  24" x 12" x 4" and 15" x 8" x 10" and 8" x 8" x 3" and 15" square by 1½" wide while attacking the Germanics who actually built their country before brick technology took over. Their plays are filled with bricks and their music charts are topped by bricks. They send bricks to the Olympics and celebrate when the bricks win b
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small children crave the battery, keep it away from them until they have gone through the rite of passage into adulthood. children can not handle the responsibility of a button battery; it is up to you, the larger, to wield this power over the child and use responsible.
excelsior
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>>325857 (OP) 
all your rare earths are belong to us
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>>326031
They don't have Kamchatka, do they? As a source of raw material.

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piece of fucking shit
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>>325725
It has women and no strict class restrictions
>>325725
>1 in A tier
u havin a laugh m8?
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>>325811
Personally, I would have BF1 and BF2142 switch places on that list.
Aside from that, I agree with most of it.
>>325725
those boomer prequels look lit ngl i'mma have to try them sometime
>>325696 (OP) 
Fuck you, Zoomers scum.

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How do normalfags cope with the reality that their girlfriends have had other men's penises inside of her? Do they just have to accept the cuck mindset of pretending not to care?
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None of my girlfriends have known I've had dicks inside me. They'd never cope.
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>>325834
What pleasure do you extract from posting like an annoying, retarded faggot?
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>assuming
>>325835
Does it upset you knowing that I've had more cock in me than I've delivered into my female companions?
>>324916 (OP) 
They like it when women have higher body counts.

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