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 Dress to impress!


I rape
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>>315097
Rape moster rapevolution
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critical rape theory
>>305236 (OP) 
You don't do shit outside your bedroom except get yelled at by mom for not getting a job or a girlfriend. Japan is making songs for people like you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfZ54FUG5w
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wew
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>>303927
>top 10 images taken right before a sneeze
Make japan shinto again
>>300254
I look like that and I say that.
Boob GET
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Reminder that /japan/ won.

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Did the Mongolian conquerers ever felt guilt for massacring entire towns and cities? Why does modern day armies pussy out over the idea of murdering the enemy’s citizens and gets “muh PTSD” when the Mongolians didn’t have such a problem?
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>>315677
Let's talk semantics for a change. In link related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_repair#Technology
there is a sentence:
>A technology named clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeat (shortened to CRISPR-Cas9) was discovered in 2012.
How can you discover a technology? You can discover something serving as a basis for a technology, but a technology is an invention, not a discovery. I guess anything related to a keyword CRISPR/Cas9 is a hoax, according to some polyglot.
>>314807
>perfectly
Now that I think about it, even that is not true considering the greentext here >>314894.
What's are the odds that those ~70 mutations would be exactly the same for both twins?
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>>316416
Depends on when these mutations appear relatively to the event of splitting the initial early embryo in two. Somewhere between the stages of blastula and gastrula, I guess. Ask the artificial stupidity or look it up yourself, my memory is not that good.
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>>316417
Germline mutations of one generation become shared legacy of the next one, roughly.
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>>316763
And even finding the number of (possibly) functional genes per genome is a chore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putative_gene
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_reading_frame
Estimations here, estimations there.

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I am jorking my panini to disabled girls. I am jorking my peanits to Shizune's deaf moans
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>>314594
>>314612
Average MENA woman.
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>>314594
<yes, another excuse for me to abuse the spraypaint and selection tool!
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>>314762
... or use reverse image search?
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>>314797
But I like coloring!

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I'm tired of pretending steam is cool. Why everyone likes this fucking corporation so much... It's literally what's killing videogames, yet it gets more and more popular, people are crazy. Even on imageboards there are faggots who worship steam releases. Never pay a single penny for a digital videogame.
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When it goes to videogaming nowadays but if we wanted to see freely but legally; its either itch.io or do nothing at all.
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Personally it's not just about being able to truly own a game or the censorship to me, it's the blatant shilling on the platform. "You played x so that means you should like y" which is bullshit on so many levels it's not even funny. Why would I want a deeply inferior experience to something I just played just so the gameplay can be similar?
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>valve is good!
Says only brain dead retards
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>>312933
>that watermark
wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. you have to hit them with a sledgehammer. and then you'll notice, you got their strict attention.
>>304966 (OP) 
I'm not a pro-piracy maniac and I don't like DRM systems, including Steam. GOG is better, but physical copies are best. Except physical copies are increasingly going the way of the dodo now because fucking BluRay had to win the format wars instead of HD-DVD so that we could all overpay massively for a burnable disc and watch it rape the profit margin of a purchase (especially a $10 purchase) harder to make the concept of selling physical copies even less appealing.

>>306759
GaaS is cancer.

>>312933
In 2004 people meant other things by that. When they said "realistic woman," they actually meant "realistic woman" not "fat ugly bitch." When they said "variety of genders" they didn't mean "attack helicopters, transgenders, intersex, etc." either. They just meant both men and women.

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Apologize
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>>314584
now you're getting a little out of order
>>314426
>Queers of Snore
What does that mean?
>>314403 (OP) 
>VTech-tier babby wagglan machine that accidentally monopolized the intense power of old men for a brief moment before fading into practical irrelevance
>Actually decent and sensible design with niggered cooling and being made by ((( Microsoft ))) which went full DEI after 2008 and palyed host to the first mass gaymur brainrotting at scale with the introduction of Horse Armor and Cawadoody modirn wurfurr
>$599 of technolergy with nogaems and then the financial crisis almost nuked it if not for anti-semitic weebs pulling it back up while Microshaft shat itself
What's there to apologize for?
Not buying enough Dreamcasts?

>>314429
You're right in that consoles weren't technically made for "babies" though the barrier to entry compared to desktop PC gayman was always lower, but the 7th gen was the first time western ((( publishers ))) decided that every game had to be a multiplatform title in order to be $$$ no matter the cost and more importantly had to "appeal" to as many demographics as possible instead of being, y'know, fun.
Couple that with the first major cross-game walled garden online services with individual 
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>>314403 (OP) 
I own a 360, ps2, and pc
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>>314787
Cool

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what was the most cringe moment you had with a girl like if she had shit in her pussy or listened to skrillex
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>>314748
>i was fucking my bf
>and she said
>and he said (referring to the same bf who wheelstard referred to with female pronouns at first)
You're so unbelieveably illiterate that any attempt at you trying to make fun of your boogeyman consistently ends up with you shooting yourself in the foot and making yourself look like an even bigger idiot than you already are.
No amount of deflection ("but you checked my post within 2 minutes on christmas!") or your other nonsense will make you seem like the bigger man here.
You are still butthurt about being told that the mods don't care that you don't care. You still don't understand it.
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>>314748
> i was fucking my bf and she said "i didn't brush my teeth, so i cant give you head today". and i said "i don't mind". and he said "i don't care if you don't care"

Let me guess, all three of you were gay.
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>>314750
https://archive.ph/O9DGn
Archived his post. He's probably scrambling to archive this thread on the wayback archive in order to feel like he's not the one being made fun of here.
https://archive.ph/xaerK#selection-7875.64-7875.89 Keep in mind that he's already open to the idea of fucking a tranny.
https://archive.ph/5qTja#selection-5095.0-5095.35 And he has admitted to being gay.
>>314610 (OP) 
>skrillex
best anime ever. they just don't make 'em like they used to
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>>314724
ahhh, yes, some hapas are unfortunately hit with the brown stick

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>be bovine collagen
>taste like Nesquik without the sugar and chocolate
>be marine collagen
>taste like rotting aquatic death
What is wrong with fish and wtf is their problem?
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>>314575
you just use the latin alphabet or the phonetic alphabet but the vowels are omitted because thats literally how egyptian is written, when you see a vowel its not a vowel its actually a consonant or just a phonetic complement thats only there because the scribe was feeling cute that day, hieroglyphs are normal for academics and most of the time the hieroglyphs are themselves transcribed from hieratic or demotic texts converted to hieroglyphs simply because its easier to read
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>>314577
Posts like this really remind me how I want to learn Old English to engage in a racism of a higher intellectual caliber
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>>314577
sooo in other words, you learned half a language from wikipedia articles lol
>>314578
I too, am learning an old white language. 
Ranked racism.
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>be bovine

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It's my 40th birthday today.

Can we have a YLYL thread?
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>>314495 (OP) 
>40
OLD MEN
RUNNING THE WORLD
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>>314565
>seriously employed
So neet means employed again. 
>>314590
If you're under 35 or so you probably should not be on an imageboard. 
>>314495 (OP)  (OP) 
We don't even have ylyl threads and if one did why would you bring up your age first?
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>>314528
>hope you're not still a lolicon
>posts animu girls
I lost.
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>>314597
>We don't even have ylyl threads and if one did why would you bring up your age first?
Dunno. It was a spur of the moment thing. I'd also been considering that I'd spent ~23 years on IB's at this point, which is equally funny and depressing.
>>314495 (OP) 
no but you could kill yourself

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being born retarded was the single worst thing to ever happen to me
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>>314401
inb4 some weirdo claiming that higher background radiation is actually a good thing har har, how funny
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>>314421
Funny you should mention that...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK564529/#S9
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK561730/
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>>314401
>Does the Earth have a safe way of disposing radioactive trash, for example?
Tossing it into the sun somehow, eventually.
>>314580
>electromagnetic spectrum is all about gamma radiation frequency
You tried. Hide from sunlight, it might give you cancer too, after all.
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>>314732
I guess that bait was too ionizing for me.

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