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>>215194 (OP) 
No,  everyone always has hemorrhoids you just noticed them when they're inflamed, they are not open wounds,  they are vains that carry blood your intestines and are partly responsible for keeping your sphincter cleanse

start using high quality psyllium seedhusk supplement. take it in the morning. it works.

It shouldn't, but who knows? You can get rid of hemorrhoids by fasting for a week and eating lots of high-quality, fiber-rich foods.

>>215194 (OP) 
Enzymes in the butthole keep things like yeast infection from being a thing, that and infection slows healing butt with the butt it heals so fast it doesn't matter. It's why intestinal cancer is so common. If you don't smoke the most likely cancer to die form is actually butt cancer. Look it up. the faster the healing the more likely your death. stomach would be right up there but the repair is easier and also it has way too many nerves, the stomach, so you feel the cancer from a miles away.

>>216741
Anyway, you should stop excusing all the stupid arguments you initiate unprompted with the excuse that you're gatekeeping. Clearly no one asked you to do so.

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No I don't skate, but I always found the sounds of the board rolling and hitting the pavement very soothing for some reason.

>>216769
it does have a soothing sound yeah, kinda like the constant humming of certain machines

>>211619
is there a source on the second video

>>216734
What is honest is that gatekeeping of your caliber leads to having zero traffic, that is why you are here not hosting your own imageboard nor board is because you wanted the traffic to  merely complain at. Surely you know that no one would use a /b/ with too many rules, therefore you are trying to harm it.

>>216902
I would offer to sacrifice my goat but I never bought a goat.

You look more like a Pinhead Larry

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>>216903
No worries. I've got you covered anon.

>>216898 (OP) 
Shut up Rick.

>>216904
You absolute oaf, that's clearly Dirty Dan.

Discord will die, something more sophisticated will replace it, you will whine about the new thing like you did with Discord for the last decade and still wonder why your social circle is tiny. 
All while imageboards are dying.

>>216864
You're cabbage

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>>216812 (OP) 
Become? It's always been shit.

>>216059
You mean like one of those reptilian aliens? If so, you had better try and banish her before it's too late.

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>>216004
modarchode come here i fuck u and ur sister i just had 5 poop cakes im buff as fuck i fuck u up bloody bitch how dare you insult india you basterd motherfucker i fuck your dead grandma

>>216064
Late as in what? What could happen? I'm good as long as I don't sign anything right?

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>>215754 (OP) 
Lizards are kinda cute so sure why not?

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>>216067
Dalit dog I fuck you I fuck you sister bitch lasagna say that to gorgeous Tamil STUD like myself, you playing with fire bloody dalit I fuck you good

A ti lo que te pasa es que eres gilipollas, XD

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>>216858
What?

>>216795 (OP) 
>formentera
No need to know Spanish if you know how to suck independentista cock, specially if you're a foreigner. If you enjoy coke, whores and trance anthems from 20 years ago you'd be a step away from Ibiza as well.
What the fuck are you even going to do there? Island's fucking tiny. Going to move into a hut?
>baleares
Luckily you didn't choose the other island set. Don't know what the fuck is going on in Canarias other than Morocco taking a huge soulful shit all over it.

>>216883
>f you enjoy coke, whores and trance anthems from 20 years ago you'd be a step away from Ibiza as well.
I've never done any of those things and I've never been anywhere other than my own country
>What the fuck are you even going to do there?
A relative of mine went there on vacation and now he wants to start a business there, he wants to buy a house there taking a loan out in our country and wants me to move in with him to help with said business.
>Island's fucking tiny. Going to move into a hut?
I mean, I live in a town that's 8x smaller by surface area but is 4x as dense population wise, so if anything it's a big improvement. As long as there are basic facilities, what should I be worried about really? As for the housing, the relative I mentioned, he saw quite a few decent looking houses and he's planning on buying one or more.

>>216883
>No need to know Spanish if you know how to suck independentista cock
Also this sentence worries me greatly, is this a local custom or what? I don't want to suck cock in general, let alone this Indiepenistas dude's cock.

>>216168
I know that feel, back when I was in collig n shieet I took Japanese classes and we had this group on Whatsapp which every student in the class used and when they weren't posting about homework and school related stuff, they would talk about the most cringe shit and post embarrassingly unfunny memes. One notable instance that gave me giga cringe was when Hentai Haven died and someone posted about it and a bunch of people were grieving in the chat, posting updates about its status and finally celebrating when the news broke that they were going to revive the site by partnering with Fakku.
Picture that, a chat intended for school stuff where people openly talk about their porn fetishes instead. Granted it was just a loud minority, the group had around 200 people in it and only 50 ish or so would ever say anything at all, but that was enough to fill an entire chat log worth of bullshit. Some eventually did complain about not looking at it for like half a day and coming back having to sift through 2000+ messages of completely unrelated stuff and missing relevant shit like homework, announcements and whatnot, so there was a split where they kept one just for school stuff and one for unfiltered shitposting, and, unsurprisingly, the it only had about a quarter of the people in it.

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>>216727
>having to sift through 2000+ messages of completely unrelated stuff and missing relevant shit like homework, announcements and whatnot
lmao normies btfo! But yeah, porn is cringe

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>>216727
>Whatsapp
BASED true-Aryan anon.

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「小車輪」の事は何だ？
よく解らない、ちゃんと説明下さる？

>>216765
とある気違いアノンの妄想の中ではこの掲示板を使う、高校の頃のカタワ彼氏に似たもののかな、、
そして「小車輪」は車椅子の事だと思う

nice :D

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>>216491 (OP) 
poor birb may he rest in bread crumbs

>>216491 (OP) 
I saw seagull attack, kill and then eat the corpse of a pigeon. That's where doing this for free takes you.

>>216411 (OP) 
> Is it 99% based on luck or are there other factors at play?
>And how much time do you need to invest to get non-trivial amounts of money?
I'm really sorry I don't have a successful method for you. All I know for certain is more capitol helps a lot, IE it is vastly easier to get 10% on ten dollars verses 100% on one dollar (obviously positions produce one dollar of profit.) Can't profit without risk, and risk does need to be taken seriously because I have blown up two accounts (and watched others do the same). If I have one piece of advice, it's to not "hodl" onto a plummeting asset, sell that garbage, lick your wounds, and learn your lesson. Sell low so the money can be recovered and put towards somewhere better verses holding it to nothing (I have a brother who held and held into taking a NINETY percent hit on natural gas. For all I know he's still holding to this day.) 
Basically, a well timed entry point is pretty okay, but a planned out EXIT point is what keeps you out of the poorhouse.
Best of luck, I had to wagecuck to collect my investment capitol, I wasn't smart enough to figure out how to make money in better ways.

>ITT NEET(parasite) trying to evolve into a stocktrader(Jews(parasite))
Like pottery

>>216411 (OP) 
Just buy physical GOLD nigger. Nobody cares about short term profit. The more you get involved into short term profit, the higher probabilty for you to get fool by Uncle Bernstain.

Have you heard of something called 'Vanguard ETF's'? When the market does good, you do good. You get a little stock in all the companies and ride the market. Low risk investment, lots of people talk about it. But thats gay, if you have the money to risk it, do high-risk, high-reward plays

some years ago there was a story about a guy who made some huge gains over the course of a year. iirc he leveraged up on lionsgate before the release of the hunger games movie franchise. started going long as soon as he heard the books were optioned. his great insight and insider knowledge was simply that teenage female family members and their classmates were obsessed with the books and based on that he knew the movies had a very strong chance of being very profitable. a rare situation because lionsgate was a smaller studio where a hit would dramatically lift their stock price compared to large studios where big hits and big misses both can get lost in the numbers due to their scale. funny since other traders in that time period might have been obsessing over opaque decisions made by central banks and all the geopolitical machinations that drive them, but this guy was just sitting there leveraging up on a comparatively small movie studio with his market research consisting of something like... my niece and her friends are obsessed with this crap and i'm going to retire off of that knowledge.