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No.262463 [Open]
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Lxqv mftlyq, bcdqv yjq yq tfh qlmb, qlmb yq tfh qlmb.

Deciphering Instructions

>Count the number of vowels in each word.
>Use the total vowels in the first word as a key to shift each letter forward in the alphabet.
>Replace the shifted letters with the corresponding numbers of the alphabet (A=1, B=2, etc.).
>Read the numbers in reverse order to find the hidden message.

The rest is up to you. White men should be able to solve this
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No.262478 
>>262463 (OP) 
There aren't any vowels in that body of text.
No.262480 
>>262463 (OP) 
Is that a cuck cage key?
No.262484 
This is a simple ceasar cipher but what exactly is the point? Give me a moment and i'll solve the first one.

12261522 

22516221

qepqa
aqpeq

Am I stupid? There's no word for the last part of what would be a sentence. I don't see a reason to solve the rest of this waste of time. OP is a fag, sadgebomb him.
No.262485 
Actually looking back its subtract 1 add ten and repeat? Okay i'll solve another set and see if it repeats.
No.262487 
13620122517

71522102631

or 
22516221 71522102631, 

subtract 1, add ten, add 9, add 1, subtract something

Yeah I don't see the point of this.
No.215123 [Open]
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Anything goes
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No.261141
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No.261485 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBBaBPKovKo
No.262057
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>>262057
No.262455
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Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.
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No.262175 [Open]
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>campaigns on lowering grocery prices from muh Bidenflation
<grocery prices are still sky high
>campaigns on being the peace president
<attacks Iran while hiding behind Israel
>tells Muslims to vote for him because he will broker peace in Gaza
<lets Israel expand the genocide in Gaza
>campaigns on killing the Deepstate
<lets Palantir fortify the Five Eyes
>campaigns on muh Government efficiency and reducing the defense budget
<gives the Pentagon the most money ever
>campaigns on ending the Ukraine war as soon as he is in office
<attacks Putin and keeps funding Ukraine
>campaigns on saving the economy
<institutes batshit insane tariffs that collapse the bond market
the list could go on but in the end, Drumpf is a worthless lying piece of shit and everything we did over the past 10 years was a complete waste of life. I want my money back.
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No.262186 
>>262179
MEDS NOW
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No.262187 
>>262186
Do you have any arguments to make or are you just shitposting?
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No.262188 
>>262186
<incapacitate your maverick mind NOW
>>262187
His arguments were dicated to him by fake dictators that he fell in love with as their voice fills a void wherein his own internal voice should be, lest otherwise a ((( doctor ))) negates such an internal voice with anti-dopamine meds; causing a loss in power overall but at least they'll give you an SSD check if you take it. You won't enjoy it as it requires dopamine to feel alive but you won't care because that takes dopamine, caring. These fake dictators are probaby lon antipsychotics themselves whle being told what to do by genetically  psychotic Jews.
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No.262190 
>>262188
Fake & Gay
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No.262191 
>*dictated 

Being too off key means you are disordrly but I want society to fall, le meds posters are not "black pilled" and have actual naive hope for society to fix itelf, in the form of.... VOTING FOR  A FAKE LEADER :DDDD
*le other typos

>>262190
Everything the news media shows you is fake and also "gay". Nothing will change for the better it will continue down the path it has been going and you won't even remember this feeling that it's stuck as you will suffer information overloard due to being stupid enough to expose yourself to nothing but hours of drama via the ((( news media ))) and thus have no soul at the end of this mkultra'd experience, you will only have a flame, whichever the experiment dicated to you to have based on public relations and what they think will cause less of a rebllion for you to shame with, to stop whether it be antifa or literal clowns in the street, you will demand more heavy a police precence until you metaphorically are gagging on federal dick so hard that Abraham Lincoln will cum in his coffin over it.
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My name is Natalie, and I’m the Costco-loving foodie who started this site in 2018. I live in Edmonton, Alberta with my husband Sean, our daughter and our dog Mocha! I’ve been a Registered Nurse for close to 15 years and I’m not a particularly tech-savvy person, so I never imagined I’d have my own blog. Keep reading for the full story behind Costcuisine.

In 2013, I met my husband Sean. Before too long, we found ourselves living together in a small one bedroom, one bathroom condo and we took a big step together – we got our very own Costco membership! After that, we started to venture out to Costco nearly every weekend. Cupboard and fridge space was always at a premium then, so we had to be very selective about our purchases – especially the fun ones. I often found myself in my local warehouse staring at products and wondering if they were worth the money and a spot in our small kitchen.
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No.260036 
>>260020
wow ur so smart ur gettin fake bulk deals for midwits and hicks who go around saying "economics 101 bro, supply and demand" in every convo 3200 times per year. the food is shit quality so the "savings" of $1 arent worth it
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No.260038 
>we took a big step together – we got our very own Costco membership
wtf is with giga statist wiggers and this muppet-like, the whos (from the grinch, dunno how ur suposed to spell that) behavior.
>omgi got a drivers license today this is a big step in my life
>omg passport
>omg google id
No.260040 
>>260036
They are the only ones that sale mussels
No.260596 
I knew spurgeon was a w*man
No.262185
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What's your opinion on Krusteaz? Looking for a seed oil free snack.
No.262065 [Open]
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Are feds more evil than satan?
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No.262096 
>>262065 (OP) 
If double satan were discovered, they would follow that figure.
Because they have no principles other than "OBEY", they are capable of greater evils than satan.
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>>262096
is double satan related to double rainbow?
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No.262115 
>>262098

This dude sounds like a porno ngl
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No.262144 
>>262115
you're about 15 years late to that joke but I would argue it sounds more like what a future if artificial wombs are in gay dude's buttholes
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No.262146 
>>262144
Nah, it is going to be a uterus kept alive outside of the body in a type bath/tube
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Jesus Christ we need to deal with simps
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No.262130 
also the way zoomers use cringe pisses me off too more than sigh or le
No.262131 
not that I'd ever pay for things i can't touch, but car insurance and rent takes predence far before complaints about onlyfans would, retards
No.262132 
*precedence
No.262133 
thread hidden also, do not reply to me
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No.262134 
>>262133
once again. Non green anon posters are the worst
No.244465 [Open]
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Lately I've been hearing voices in my head that aren't mine say vaguely threatening things to me as I'm falling asleep.
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No.257781 
>>257755
What's your rent?
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No.257840 
>>257781
Life force.
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No.257841 
>>257840
Sounds brutal. Why don't you hitch a train to Austin?
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No.257843 
>>257841
Every time I try to leave I end looping back here. Sometimes I'll even pass out and wake up back there too.
No.262110 
>>244465 (OP) 
Take your meds
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Is something finally genuinely actually happening?
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No.262024
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Stupid nigger
No.262079 
How can Elon even make his own political party if he wasn't born in the US? You have to be born in America to be president. Sure, he could get someone else to run as a candidate, but I doubt that he's the type of person to do that, he seems like a control freak.
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No.262080 
>>262079
Funny shit is there's other parties than dems and repubs they just don't care
Elon just wants his power fantasy of being the new african hitler
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No.262083 
>>262080
Yeah pretty much. Most of these silicon valley techbro types are just insane control freaks, If they weren't they could've joined the Libertarians, I guess.
No.262088 
>>262080
I doubt there will ever be a viable third party. Retards have been convinced to vote Republicrat because voting for anything else is "splitting the vote" and the other side will subsequently win if that happens.
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Wheres a good place to go in the world that I can start a new life?
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No.257678 
>>257676
white monkey speedrun
No.257679 
>>257676
+30 points has been added to your social credit score.
No.257700
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>>257676
I feel like that's way easier said than done.
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Necro
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No.262013 
>>257552
>assuming labor is fungible
Maybe true if your skills are on par with the immigrants.
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Post about whatever it is you are currently enjoying doing be it games, outdoor activities, arts, etc. I am currently playing Wasteland 3 and having a very fun time with it. Gameplay is like the original fallouts but is more team based. I have a ridiculous build on one of my characters where I get additional action points for each kill I gain and my main weapon skills are explosives and big guns so I can mow down entire groups of people in one turn. Despite his lack of mobility he's also an absolute tank as well and has strength high enough to use any heavy armor in the game without an action point penalty.
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No.251153 
>>251055
Maybe you should have put some more time into learning your second language before trying to pick up a third.
To restate what I said to begin with, hopefully in a way you'll understand this time: in >>249961 you tried to distinguish between "memoriz[ation]" and "learn[ing] the words and their meanings and what kanji look like." I tried to tell you there is no real difference between these. To "learn the words and their meanings and what kanji look like" you will necessarily have to put that information in your memory somewhere, i.e., to "memorize" it. I did not mention Anki nor any dictionary; I was not trying to say anything about the utility of any particular tool. Is this clear enough for your retarded monkey brain?
>>250277
Yes, you must post the fish.
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No.251157 
>>251153
>blah blah blah
No one cares retard. imagine if you told someone to learn a language you simply told them to memorize 2 letters at a time and just stare at a  computer looking at ghetto ass nigger software just to learn a language.
No.255932
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>>249936 (OP) 
I like collecting obscure hardcore records. It's fucking annoying dealing with scalpers and their enablers though, they deserve public execution for their crimes against beauty and sincerity.
No.259680 
>>250277
Did you go fishing yet?
No.262006 
>>249936 (OP) 
I'm playing elden ring nightreign it's so ass
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