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Guten morgen, peasants
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>>329334
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>filename
James May turns out to be a woman
Clarkson transitions
And Hammond gets an erection
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>reality TV slop produced for neurotypicals
>also attractive autistic women intentionally being cute with spergy mannerisms
I feel so guilty for enjoying this garbage
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Hyperborean Trvth NVKE
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>>326165 (OP) 
same, making my own big brother house to watch strangers is a twisted little fantasy. I like to think this is not a new idea; maybe some italian bishops who were tired of fucking their wife; from the 15th or 16th century did it too. The mastery of craftsmanship creating a sense of accomplishment for the house guest creating unwarranted gratitude applying pressure to make them stay. The plentiful water and the communal bath experience, a far cry from turkish, but still integral to bonding setting up ideal watching locations as realtionships deteriorated; unless your ronnie just crushing the zipline.
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>>330074
>your
did you mean you're?

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Can we talk bicycles? 
Am I the only one here who like riding my bicycle?
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I like being a bicycle
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>>330032
<when master is riding me and he squeezes my horn I make clown noises 
<it is only at this moment do I matter
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Only fags ride bikes
>>329564
>quell the rant now that is about to fly out into the keyboard if I don't stop typing. 
Failure of the environment.

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What is the goat of 3D graphics? It's well known that 3D games have garbage aesthetics and instead rely on playing with the latest technology advancements. But some manage to actually look good. What are they? Since any attempt to make 3D look real fails miserably, the answer will likely be late 90's / early 00's; developers who were forced to focus on the art with very simple limitations.

Peudo-2D shit like XIII will be disqualified.
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For me it's the PS3/360/Wii era, even the PS2/GameCube/XBoner was good enough, but it peaked on the next generation.
You could imerse on good visuals, the developers had to use their brains to make something good and the thing I liked the most, no need to login on the game service, just the console login you always had. No need to be fucking online on everything, no live service every day.
Even on a bigger TV, if I boot up my Wii for some to play some stupid shit like Brain Academy or Boom Blox or try better looking games like Okami, Zelda, Smash, it will look fine. If I get my 360 to play some Ace Combat, Need for Speed, Batman, it will not look bad.
Everything had cohesion, the game, characters, the world, the UI... The menus somehow got way worse because people need to over justify UI/UX, every game is looking the same, like they have a mobile mandate to follow.

Graphics were just good enough, more than that we get the creepy uncanny valley like today.

People are mad and talking shit about the lady on the God of War trailer. She doesn't look ugly directly, it's the whole game that make everyone look ugly an weird.
The modern 3D and CG standard looks weird, the whole world is ultra realistic but when it comes to facial expression they are years behind stuff like Half-Life 2.
The lighting and shaders are perfect, but when we get the close on characters faces we get shocked by the sudden lack of detail on their faces or some weird stretched surface that was left to render on some object in a cutscene. It's no use to have raytracing for realism when you bump on a chair and it get knocked 5 feet away.
The motion capture is good but the animation is weird and poorly rigged together. A lot of modern AAA games have hundreds millions of dollars invested and years to make it yet the characters move and act like worse than some weird PS2 game. The AI making enemies walk in circles, basic pathing not working....
The industry is making games look like a bad CGI movie.
And I'm not even pointing that these days objects popping up and stutters are normalized, be console or PC. People act like it's just was always like that but it's not.

Graphics today are working against the game, we are getting less immersion because of the disparity between realities created in the game itself.
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I'm pretty impartial about it being GTA games. The amount of detail they put into the maps that's not just copy and pasted assets everywhere has pretty much always been top notch. The gameplay has always been putrid however. If Saints Row 2 had that level of detail in the world itself it would absolutely be one of my 5 games of all time
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>>324757
>homo moderators who ban anyone who isnt in their discord (not like /b/ is much better) and are obsessed with AIDS games like tf2 and bf2
the fuck? our /v/ is the chillest place ever. you know there's ban logs with motivations right?
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>>329991
>peacefully chill due to harsh bans over 'spam' that last years
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>>330004
You know who you are.

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the year is again 2007, post things you wish you had done instead of cranking that soulja boy like a noob
>hard mode
not my mum
>impossible mode
investing into x stock/commodity/asset

for me it would be being more assertive with everything and everyone, in particular rejecting dumbass decisions and "advice" that my parents forced on me and significantly impacted my development, opportunities and overall position in life.
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>>322648
This.
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>>313378 (OP) 
>cranking dat soulja boy
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>322648
That sounds adaptive.
Maybe I m too young have anything to be nostalgic about.
>>322655
dad your supposed to just post the pic not redundantly repeat what it says
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>>329768
Get new material, retard

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For all ethanol purposes.

And an opening question:
If it takes $200 whiskey or $50 rum to be as smooth as $5 vodka, what is the point in having inferior distillation and filtration techniques? I mean, aside from aged Hibiki jokes.
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>>321534
> because alcohol tastes like shit
Well, it is after all actual yeast shit.
It doesn't have to taste bad though.
Mead can be pretty damn good, or it can be "Doggy"
I've brewed my own beers before, and they were really good. I hope to do it again on a regular basis soon.
I may even try my hand at distilling.
One of the other things that bothers me a lot about most all of the Alco-pops, seltzers and shit like fruit spiked cans is that there's some fucky loophole where they don't have to list the ingredients.
Particularly bad since you can't ever know if they contain geno-toxins like sucralose.
Talk about a way to fuck up your guts for the rest of your life at 24...
Fuck that shit!
Why is this even allowed??
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This is probably a little early..
But just thought I'd mention that barring more VeePeeEnn fuckery that's been going on lately,(at large, not here,) I'll be posting a BAR's OPEN! What'll ya have? thread tonight ~ 10EST.

Hope to see ya there.
It'll be like a random thoughts thread, but I'll be serving drinks as fast as you request 'em.
Just for fun, Kots encouraged, "Alcoholic beverages NOT required.

NO AI slop would be appreciated, it tends to make the patrons 
>VOMIT
Bring you favorite drink recipes as well, or feel free to ask "How do I make a..."
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>>321533
ya
ya
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they push me inside out
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>>321850
sure brah..
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- the story takes place in alternative history universe where the barbarian clans from the northern and western Europe have been united under a chieftain whose descendants would declare themselves kings, and later emperors as their territories expand.
- they have ideas like those on the fringe right of today, thinking that all there should be insofar as the government is concerned is only what is strictly necessary for enforcing the rule that any physical interaction with the person (body) or belongings (property) of one of their citizens must be done with their informed voluntary and ongoing consent (the obvious exception being that the government could violate citizen rights for the purposes of ensuring the citizens do not violate the rights of each other, or commit any act against their government, when it is reasonably necessary for them to do so and even then only to the most justifiable extent, this is to preserve the government and maintain stability of order by enforcing the law upon their citizens). To this end the government only involves itself in areas relating to law enforcement and the military (which includes the full justice system, especially the courts and the prisons, which are focused entirely on doing whatever could be done to turn criminals into law abiding citizens who can go back to being productive to the empire and not parasitic, this usually involved treating the victimizers as victims, like patients in a mental hospital requiring rehabilitation to
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>>320506
>Regarding your homosexual army, this is plausible and also one of the most terrifying concepts. I would not want to get captured alive by The Gay Guard
Mein wat de fak? Lol quirky
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>>322066
The point isn't to have an army of faggots, its to not have faggots within the empire. T

rying to kill or imprison them locally will only produce an underground that eats away at the root. You can't tell who is a fag on sight as well so you'd be stuck in reaction to crimes happening all around you.

The best solution is to find a place for them to be where they don't cause issues within society, and to make it a place they want to go to so that they turn themselves in for banishment or exile.

You strike me as a brain dead newfag.

Who am I kidding? It's all newfaggots now.

I hate to see how bad IBs have gotten.

My ideas come from one place, and that is what is of the greatest benefit to the genes I have the greatest regard for, which are low eumelanic features like pale or fair skin, purple or green eyes, yellow or red hair, along with anything else that isn't black or brown colored skin eyes and hair.

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>>322200
Give legal status to little girls until they turn a certain age and become women, then take it all away. Would that work?
Didn't read, isn't this just the ancient eldian empire from Attack On Titan?
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looks hot and smelly

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Kek
Bye bye gaming
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<In Soviet Portland, GAME OWNS YOU!
>complain about latest thing where shit got 5% shitter
i hate u fauckingfaggotmother FUCKERS so much, since like PS3 games were just non realtime fucking trash with framerates varying from 0-refresh rate usually around 0 at any good part of the game. consoles stopped having a point right then
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>>329370
You could have saged.
>>327272 (OP) 
Dude, it don't matter.
If a few short years food security is going to be a problem.
These games ( that are made by retarded midwits that hate white people, and think their shit doesn't stink ) don't matter to anyone, even the people that buy them, because they buy it to show it as a token to their click and then never touch or think about it again.
Let them burn corporate money with indifference. There hasn't been a good game years, you should have mourned and moved on years ago
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Gaming peaked in the 80's, simple as. All I really needed to be comfy is to keep my 8-bit computer, and occasionally hit the arcades (mostly for pinball). Now I wait for crash and then I'll buy another old puter. For now I only have emulator, it's better than nothing (modern games = less than nothing).

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This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on coll
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>>314180
Monkeys along an evolutionary path to becoming a civilization monkey
>>313926 (OP) 
>This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well.
Yea, I'm romanian.
>your situation
Yea I don't fucking know man I still don't have an answer. Those retards are too low iq to have a self preservation instinct while the courts and laws are so cucked that if you do fight him you still get in trouble because those retards always rat the others out when they don't succeed.
It has happened to me too however since I formally began the process first nothing will happen to me, however I will still have to pay a fine for the "wasteful process" cause the jew judge doesn't want to charge a gypsy with assault.
>>313950
>he picks on you because he gets away with it.
how tf do you stop him then if the case is as I described above?
>>313926 (OP) 
I'd tell you to practice meditation but it might be a bit too much for you at first. Learn how to skip stones on a good day and practice calmly. Your goal isn't perfection or a score. You're just there to chill and enjoy small things. If you hit a good rhythm of taking it easy and while trying to skip stones, you'll get a pretty good calm state of mind out of it. Hobbies like hiking and woodworking can also help you get a good peace of mind.

Also, learn how to be stoic. It can do you good. Real stoicism isn't about putting on a face, but remaining calm, strong, unfazed and not letting others drag you into their bs.

>>313928
Oh boy, it's violence addict anon trying to normalize violence with "just trust me bro it'll work out" levels of cope for consequences like getting your ass handed to you, getting thrown out of uni, and getting thrown in jail. This is shit advice, pal.
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>>320893
I replied to his reply to not fall for petty games like that.

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Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
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>>324061
Well, the idea is,(and is sound if you don't have antagonistic NIGGERS trying to fuck you over,) that you file the provisional, then pitch it to the companies who would be interested with an NDA, then THEY would assume the cost of the lawyer side of things...
Honestly, with the way niggers game EVERY White system, I wouldn't doubt that there's a pipeline directly to Chinkland with massive kickbacks for them.
>>295509 (OP) 
>Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress.
stress from not finding any women or just stress in life?
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>>329336
Though people love to say correlation does not equal causation, I'm pretty sure that, with what hypergamy is like, and with how most men are not faggots, that stress in this case is from having no PIV sex as in this case correlation = causation. When do men not want sex, and yet women get it easier ironically, pushing their self esteem up so high that they see the average male as under average when with men they really do see women that are average as average in contrast. Women don't need sex and crave it like a man so this would drive men to lower their standards and usually a woman looks fine if she is thin and young. If a woman you have to be thin and young, that's it, she made it, but a man has to have a big dick and be physically fit and have money, and that means due to hypergamy you must have a bigger than average penis and or bigger than average wallet and or better than average physique to get with an average female at best. Having a fit body is physical torture, having money is mental torture and or physical torture, having a big penis is not even a choice, so stressed chubby stress eating poorfag dicklets fuck fat girls to feel wanted and like they are a successful man as only fake males never have sex and babies. If you don't fuck girls you may as well troon out, at least you'll look prettier in the mirror for yourself, and then half of them that do that commit suicide due to still being so u
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why delete this
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>>329350
Because I already corrected myself ages ago here: >>295762

Many of my drives have an ideal botany file and they list olives as salt and it haunts me enough to have accidentally corrected myself twice. I should have put in celery. Olives are good for olive oil but they take forever to grow in comparison to rapeseed flowers for oil so really olives are not worth it. I'd post my ideal botany file from years ago but it's probably not even on this drive anymore. Nope. Don't got it. Lentils were at the top of the list. I could have sworn that I read somewhere that olive trees pulled sodium out of the dirt more than anything else but I must have dreamed it then typed it out and used my own notes as a guide over the years to get the olive thing so baka'd. 

Screw olives. Screw the botany file as well as knowing what plants you want the most and knowing about them are two different things. Botany implies I could plant them all in one region and know enough to do so, of which would take far too much research and would also be impossible.  My original thought experiment involved a biosphere 2.0 dome environment though, a giant vivarium, so I did not care. I wanted to disappear from society underground and have basically a vivarium under the ground with solar panels hidden on top of tree canopies trailing wires that looked like vines into the ground
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