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I knew we weren't going to get a real fucking ending, they made the stakes too high and 7 years had gone by. This comic just reminded me of the halcyon days I wasted (due to my parents partially) of when video games brought me joy.
>>229513
Where is he now?
>>229578
I feel like the only justification of Half-Life 3 coming out would be a giant leap in technology specifically AI and procedural generation. Blah blah Valve as a creative company died with Portal 2.

>>229612
Quentin was the original gigachad meme

>>229570
>>is a faggot
???

>>229819
There's three types of people who watch jojo
normal fags and homos and fujos

>>229866
I agree that Jojo is pretty cringe, but that's just a meme, and it was the only appropriate PS Vita-related image I found on my drive, OK?

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>>228839 (OP) 
My opinion concerning this product henges entirely om how Simcopter looks on it and whether or not it runs on AA batteries.

>>228850
what if you need a computer to sniff network packets on the ethernet or whatever. a computer that runs DOS would be ideal.

thats of course ignoring the fact that if it can run windows it also can run netbsd and puppylinux. you could do everythimg a modern computer cam do except a bloated shitty webbrowser. instead run elinks or whatever

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>>228839 (OP) 
without nematodes, there would be no hunters of nematodes, then no fish.

>>228850
Banks.

>>229768
How and why?

>>229289
wazzup Beijing

>>228852
At least smaller communities don't ban people randomly for not fitting in. We are saved.

>>229317
Haha, good one.

>>229317
>randomly for not fitting in
This statement contradicts itself

>>229334
<"I went online to try to fit in"
<"I went online to find circlejerk hugboxes"
Failed normalfaggot tier logic. Such types are better catered to on places like reddit and discord. It's meant to be contradictory and I should not have to explain to people why they are idiots.  Imageboard types were always the type that did not fit in. That's the whole theme of the thread in fact, not fitting in. Why's he bitchin' if it's fine?

>>229659 (OP) 
In Portal I like to imagine that the blue/orange field repels you from the edge to prevent accidents. But for portals in general, idk, it's a good question. I kinda imagined it would cut.

>>229676
reddit cuckchan eceleb niggerpill game night

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>>229676
Re ur last picture. U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!!
Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther.
And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start
Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks
squirt their loads of cum inside U ! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over U

>>229677
if we go by normal expected behavior of something that bright and looks like that by our environment
either you would die going through it by being cut in half probably from bottom to top or pretty much be burned alive

>>229659 (OP) 
Just play the cuckeogoom.

>>229534
>>229535
"Trust a snake before a Jew, and a Jew before a Greek. But don't trust an Armenian"
- George Orwell

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>>229609

>>229248
What would happen if I set up a dating app to match the lovely ladies of Crystal Cafe with anons from various tiny imageboards?
Maybe we could make it a competition, and the couple that stays together longest wins some prize.

>>229688
>the couple that stays together longest wins some prize.
Ah sweet anon, that's like adding sugar to honey. Being in the couple is the prize. <3

>>229693
And people say romance is dead! Hopefully anon can find the foid of his dreams.

My left arm is noticeably stronger, than my right one, for all the masturbating I do.

>>229505
>only if they denounce non reproductive sex
This. For what is babymakingless sex if not just masturbation using another person's body?
Ladies search your heart! It is counterfeit love when you don't get the nut. This includes discarding it in a condom or using spermicides like the murderous little whores you are! How many possible people have you not given birth to? Their souls still swirling aimlessly in the ether. Never to cry their first baby cry!

>>229553
Roach strung out on LARPing as a Puritan to get over the crushing emptiness of favela life as the last remaining neurons in its lowly mind SNAP out of existence

>>229562
You are a creature of love. Your parents' love. They have passed the flame onto you. The fire must spread.

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>>229567

Animals become terrorists.

Nothing that directly affects me.

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>>229497
They already are.

>>229410 (OP) 
the antichrist consolidates his power
Its time to build Tesla Coils, make them really big.

the strange men in the invisible balloons will finally reveal themselves

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>>229299 (OP) 
Was getting caught by (you) part of their plan?

>>229327
How fucking stupid are you that you think hot air balloons historically prey on airplanes?

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>>229487
Very funny. Next time keep your jokes to yourself you insufferable child.

>>229490
Dweeb.

>>229492
You PEE PEE HEAD

>>229297
>>229298
Fat little brat!

I wish that one christcuck sperg/bot a very good Yule

>>229382
>christcuck 
How's the weather in tel aviv?

>>229481
Wouldn't know, try asking Yeshua.

>>229319
You may want to look into intestinal parasite infection rates among male homosexuals, anon.

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>>229319
That's the point retard.

>>229373
Don't do anal without protection then lol. With how safe oral sex is, you can pretty much go bareback however with little worry

>>229389
How about you don't do any of that?

>>229389
Bareback a bullet to your brain, faggot.