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I jerked off so hard my dick is swollen, what do?
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No.316801 
>>316774
>Are you /v/irgins still mad He btfo'd you pedos to hell? Keep seething.
What happened on /v/?
No.316802 
>>316760 (OP) 
Use lube next time.
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No.316841 
>>316760 (OP) 
>wat do thread
No.316924 
Vgh, time to save Evropa by beating myself retarded to vileschlomo goldsteinberg's hardcore gay nigger midget porn while mounted on my bad dragon™ dildo.
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>>316802
I have a funny story about that...
>be me
>teenager fuckwit with NO sexual experience
>discovered jacking off by accident in the shower
>Hear lube makes it better, lotion,etc.
>Decide to use baby oil that's already in the bathroom while jackin' it under the shower flow
>takes longer than usual, baby oil is actually emulsifying with the water and friction
>finally, as the hot water starts to run out, get my release
>just not that good--you know, the weak spurt and too quick goodfeels
>dry off and get dressed
...Later
>about to go to bed, have to piss one last time
>HOLY FUCK!! My dick has swollen up to 5x it's original girth while flacid
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK...Did I break myself??
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Such a beautiful new day, have you seen the way the light shines our mcdonalds fast food resturants this morning fellow zoglings? It's truly beautiful. 

Your powdered egg serving ready to eat happy meal freshly cooked by the talented melanin chefs of the Jewnited Shits of America is ready. Yum Yum! With this breakfast you will definitely win over the evil racist anti semite frog posters.
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>>316670
Hey don't think that I'm apart of the club or anything because I still prefer beef, fish, and pork over it. I'm also not buying anything but cornish game hens from now on. Both the white meat and the dark meat is far superior to fully grown chickens
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No.316730 
I survive off energy drinks and shellfish
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>>316697
I was just sayin' that the ability to expand your larder is a bonus.
I'm not some BIG CHICKEN lobby advocate or anything, but it's true that a lot of foods that people absolutely HATE are due to shitty recipes, and poor handling/cooking of them.

For instance: People who absolutely HATE Brussels sprouts have likely only had the waterlogged, mushy sulfur-bombs; over boiled and out of a frozen vegetables bag.
Panfried in FAT or healthy oils to a crisp from fresh is the ONLY way to go.

Cornish game hens were my go-to for Friday night dinner while camping during festivals.
I'd also suggest, if you ever get the chance, to roast a whole chicken via the French string method over an open fire.
It's hard to explain, but it somehow makes the bird 10X as far as deliciousness.

OP's post is a jab at Elgin glowniggers, a leftover from the killing off of FrensChan and OurChan...
I think it's the insane Bulgarian, Kiril.
He's funny, but definitely not all there.
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No.316877 
>>316871
i like that pic but russula gives you the shits when you eat a lot
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>>316877
Checked and Kek'd
good to know...
I really like a good puffball mushroom, the ones that get volleyball sized, sliced an inch thick and fried in butter and with rosemary, garlic and salt & pepper.
Tastes just like steak.
The pic was very loosely related, but I love Gnomes, so...
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This is an ape.
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No.316649 
>>316553
You can cooperate with someone else to polish those infographics a bit. Links to archive of source articles, for example, and making sure the compression artifacts don't make it look like a fast-and-easy photoshop you can see everywhere. And personally a soyak that changes his aspect ratio and between holding a handgun/shotgun is nothing but a distraction from the matter proper.
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No.316694 
>>316692
Bestiality is as good a fetish as any other.
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Here's the solution OP
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No.316736 
>>316712
>three tripods
No.302744 [Open]
I want to save the huwaet race and a pretty gf. What is YOUR wish?
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No.316377 
>>316373
>>316375
Nice try, chums. I aint doing shit.
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>>316377
Do something in meinkraft
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No.316396 
>>316380
you're not fooling anyone kid, you're obviously new and obviously underage
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>>302744 (OP) 
>I want to save the huwaet race and a pretty gf
Same here except the gf part I want a tall hot mediterranean bf OwO
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>>316074
Maybe my wish is coming true! They will soon find out only 8-bit CPU with < 10k transistors and simple BASIC/OS burned in ROM is the only safe way to compute.
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/treasury-rushes-access-anthropic-mythos-ai-after-warning-it-can-hack-every-major-system
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Not gonna lie, this is the best game I ever played, not even joking. It is very old school but blessed with excellent graphics and optimization.
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No.311535 
>>311512
He is a normalfag with the ability to articulate his opinion in a non emotionally aggressive way.
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No.311561 
>>311535
I would say acting matter-of-factly, especially when one has no clue of what he or she is talking about, is passive-aggressive.
No.314964 
I, for one, love Ace Combat 7, and miss 8chan, especially 8/tv
No.314988 
go back to /v/
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Happy Connie Tuesday, everyone!
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Why are my fellow Americans so damn apathetic and passive to what's been going on this whole decade?
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No.316603 
We're all waiting on the next electionball so we can buy into the next right wing snake oil salesman and repeat the process all over again.
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>>316603
I'm just waiting for the day America turns into the ussr
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No.316621 
>>316620
Won't happen, unless you mean collapse like the ussr did
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No.316624 
>>316621
Most likely or fall apart like Yugoslavia did
No.316627 
>>316176
The Taliban were not surrounded by cameras.
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imageboards are no more free thinking than reddit, discord or whatever other gay community out there. reminder the overwhelming majority went all in on the covid hysteria, locked themselves up and started full masking before the government  even forced them to do so, and then did a 180 once the government did start requesting it. if npcs say "current thing good" imageboard users are just the reverse of the medal. if tomorrow the government started saying that breathing was good and reddit started praising it, imageboard users would be saying
>I've been trying to breathe as little as possible because I'm a gigachad who's not falling for the government psyops
>breathing
>at all
>nice try feds I'm already working on developing gills so we can move underwater and stop inhaling the oxygeny jew
<guys breathing is perfectly normal we literally need it to stay alive wtf?
>SHILL SHILL SHILL FED FED FED FED JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
case in point, the majority of 4cuck was likely the brainchild of a of degenerate pedophile boomer cult. controlled opposition, brainwashed like the rest but with the pretense of "freedom" and riding on the highest horse of all no less, no more. I'm not saying everyone but me is dumb, just that common sense is lacking on all said
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No.316566 
>>308363
>"based" users are the gayest thing to ever happen, 
I couldn't agree more. I wish people would return to being merry pranksters and rascals.
No.316567 
>>316564
>need slightly more posters
depends on where they come from, the extra quantity should not adversely affect the quality
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No.316568 
>>316567
Absolutely. I keep trying to figure out the ideal number. 200-400 is a great signal-to-noise ratio. 1000+ and you are just shouting into the crowd. Or a thousand sprinkled liberally through the various boards.
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No.316596 
>>316568
200 could be good
400+ is too much
it also depends on the goal
keep the fundamentals in mind, like financials
more users only costs more money if you don't monetize the site
and monetizing a site usually means focusing on quantity, which almost guarantees a decrease in quality
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No.316599 
>>316596
you have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
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Any fields of science that captivate you? I personally think they're all fascinating and enjoy learning about them without exception. I find geology to be especially underrated, as even simple rocks can hold so much of a celestial body's story and the particular environments that compose it. And then of course you have the cool subgenres of science like entomology, the study of bugs as part of biology, for example, studying these staggeringly diverse array of critters that most people tend to overlook.

Please no gay doomerism or pseudo-Luddism
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No.316415 
>>309218
>What exactly makes something in math beautiful? 
Can't say anything relevant, but that's what I think about beauty in biology
<What is the most beautiful? What has the form the most suitable for its function. For example flowers are billboards for nectarivore insects, advertising free meals. So their forms are the most striking for "someone" that perceives them with UV-sensitive compound eyes.
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No.316418 
>>316415
Which can be rather peculiar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollination_of_orchids
More like a landing pad than a billboard, lol.
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No.316419 
>>316418
More like a sex doll for some rare cases, lol.
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No.318954 
>>316419
Like any device needs to be calibrated in order to function properly, biological organisms can and do deviate from the optimal "fit" to their niches. You can deviate in far bigger number of different ways from that goal than to attain it. If judgement of beauty within the species (as something advertising genes and environment of the judged subject being better than the expected norm) is something diffuse (meant here as an adjective), it's diffuse due to the same principle applied to "the eye to the beholder" and their brain as well, not because of beauty being inherently subjective.
autism outbreak
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No.318967 
>>318954
>being better
*locally better, just to be sure
>the eye to the beholder
*the eye of the beholder, a brainfart
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for some reason my connection got capped at 16kb but i can still shitpost and talk on irc just fine
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No.306531 
>>306524
>win11
>the ungodly amount of tabs
How do normalfags even use this?
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No.306532 
>>306531
Those two concepts, though cancerous, aren't necessarily related.
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>>306531
I unironically have over 12k tabs open. And >>306532 is right, I use Linux.
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No.308975 
>>306535
So many tabs; so little ram
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No.316409 
>>308975
>ram
Baa ram ewe
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how to defeat teh jews
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No.316111 
we have to more effectively educate the masses
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No.316141 
>>316111
Fucking lol, lmao even.
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>>316141
It's only a laughing matter when it comes to 25+ year old people who are stuck in their ways at that point. Angsty teens are far more likely to listen and that is exactly why jews have a strangle hold on what is to be taught in schools
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No.316193 
>>316111
>Redpill the masses even harder
>VOOTE even harder
At this rate, we may as well meme harder until the lights go out and the brown hordes surround us.
No.316198 
>>316192
Getting the message out is important, spending a great amount of energy trying to make the dysgenic sludge think along adaptive lines isn't
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