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For all ethanol purposes.

And an opening question:
If it takes $200 whiskey or $50 rum to be as smooth as $5 vodka, what is the point in having inferior distillation and filtration techniques? I mean, aside from aged Hibiki jokes.
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>>321534
> because alcohol tastes like shit
Well, it is after all actual yeast shit.
It doesn't have to taste bad though.
Mead can be pretty damn good, or it can be "Doggy"
I've brewed my own beers before, and they were really good. I hope to do it again on a regular basis soon.
I may even try my hand at distilling.
One of the other things that bothers me a lot about most all of the Alco-pops, seltzers and shit like fruit spiked cans is that there's some fucky loophole where they don't have to list the ingredients.
Particularly bad since you can't ever know if they contain geno-toxins like sucralose.
Talk about a way to fuck up your guts for the rest of your life at 24...
Fuck that shit!
Why is this even allowed??
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This is probably a little early..
But just thought I'd mention that barring more VeePeeEnn fuckery that's been going on lately,(at large, not here,) I'll be posting a BAR's OPEN! What'll ya have? thread tonight ~ 10EST.

Hope to see ya there.
It'll be like a random thoughts thread, but I'll be serving drinks as fast as you request 'em.
Just for fun, Kots encouraged, "Alcoholic beverages NOT required.

NO AI slop would be appreciated, it tends to make the patrons 
>VOMIT
Bring you favorite drink recipes as well, or feel free to ask "How do I make a..."
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>>321533
ya
ya
ya
they push me inside out
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>>321850
sure brah..
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Kek
Bye bye gaming
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<In Soviet Portland, GAME OWNS YOU!
>complain about latest thing where shit got 5% shitter
i hate u fauckingfaggotmother FUCKERS so much, since like PS3 games were just non realtime fucking trash with framerates varying from 0-refresh rate usually around 0 at any good part of the game. consoles stopped having a point right then
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>>329370
You could have saged.
>>327272 (OP) 
Dude, it don't matter.
If a few short years food security is going to be a problem.
These games ( that are made by retarded midwits that hate white people, and think their shit doesn't stink ) don't matter to anyone, even the people that buy them, because they buy it to show it as a token to their click and then never touch or think about it again.
Let them burn corporate money with indifference. There hasn't been a good game years, you should have mourned and moved on years ago
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Gaming peaked in the 80's, simple as. All I really needed to be comfy is to keep my 8-bit computer, and occasionally hit the arcades (mostly for pinball). Now I wait for crash and then I'll buy another old puter. For now I only have emulator, it's better than nothing (modern games = less than nothing).

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This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well. Lately I've been accosted in college by some fat huge gypsy conceited nigger that's been constantly mocking and deriding me at the slightest. From what I can tell he's upset at me because he believed I was his love rival or some shit, since I prevously no way fag'd some gypsy whore the fag was lusting. From a theoretical standpoint I believe he's now got the girl and I believe he's showing off by being a dipshit to me, when in truth I wanted none of it. I don't know the faggot's name. I don't even know who he or his whore are, since for all I care they pop into my classes, but since civism means jackshit in this day and age it might get worse.
My intent with this blogpost is, given it will help me in my day-to-day life, to seek advice in order to stay calm. I simply don't want to be picked on or waste one more iota of a second more being upset over dumb shit when I could place the effort into something productive that's worth whatever little mental prowess I've got to offer. My goal is to achieve complete peace of mind and becoming a calm zen motherfucker, but my body won't listen to me. I've always been the hype kid at school, a mouthbreather when I was a kid, a wimp that's nervous over the slightest and could never read the room. It boggles my mind up to this stage, on coll
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>>314180
Monkeys along an evolutionary path to becoming a civilization monkey
>>313926 (OP) 
>This one's going to read like a repeat of a thread here from around a year ago. IIRC OP from back then was Romanian, and coincidentally this one's got to do with gypsies as well.
Yea, I'm romanian.
>your situation
Yea I don't fucking know man I still don't have an answer. Those retards are too low iq to have a self preservation instinct while the courts and laws are so cucked that if you do fight him you still get in trouble because those retards always rat the others out when they don't succeed.
It has happened to me too however since I formally began the process first nothing will happen to me, however I will still have to pay a fine for the "wasteful process" cause the jew judge doesn't want to charge a gypsy with assault.
>>313950
>he picks on you because he gets away with it.
how tf do you stop him then if the case is as I described above?
>>313926 (OP) 
I'd tell you to practice meditation but it might be a bit too much for you at first. Learn how to skip stones on a good day and practice calmly. Your goal isn't perfection or a score. You're just there to chill and enjoy small things. If you hit a good rhythm of taking it easy and while trying to skip stones, you'll get a pretty good calm state of mind out of it. Hobbies like hiking and woodworking can also help you get a good peace of mind.

Also, learn how to be stoic. It can do you good. Real stoicism isn't about putting on a face, but remaining calm, strong, unfazed and not letting others drag you into their bs.

>>313928
Oh boy, it's violence addict anon trying to normalize violence with "just trust me bro it'll work out" levels of cope for consequences like getting your ass handed to you, getting thrown out of uni, and getting thrown in jail. This is shit advice, pal.
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bump
>>320893
I replied to his reply to not fall for petty games like that.

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Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
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>>324061
Well, the idea is,(and is sound if you don't have antagonistic NIGGERS trying to fuck you over,) that you file the provisional, then pitch it to the companies who would be interested with an NDA, then THEY would assume the cost of the lawyer side of things...
Honestly, with the way niggers game EVERY White system, I wouldn't doubt that there's a pipeline directly to Chinkland with massive kickbacks for them.
>>295509 (OP) 
>Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress.
stress from not finding any women or just stress in life?
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>>329336
Though people love to say correlation does not equal causation, I'm pretty sure that, with what hypergamy is like, and with how most men are not faggots, that stress in this case is from having no PIV sex as in this case correlation = causation. When do men not want sex, and yet women get it easier ironically, pushing their self esteem up so high that they see the average male as under average when with men they really do see women that are average as average in contrast. Women don't need sex and crave it like a man so this would drive men to lower their standards and usually a woman looks fine if she is thin and young. If a woman you have to be thin and young, that's it, she made it, but a man has to have a big dick and be physically fit and have money, and that means due to hypergamy you must have a bigger than average penis and or bigger than average wallet and or better than average physique to get with an average female at best. Having a fit body is physical torture, having money is mental torture and or physical torture, having a big penis is not even a choice, so stressed chubby stress eating poorfag dicklets fuck fat girls to feel wanted and like they are a successful man as only fake males never have sex and babies. If you don't fuck girls you may as well troon out, at least you'll look prettier in the mirror for yourself, and then half of them that do that commit suicide due to still being so u
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>>329343
why delete this
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>>329350
Because I already corrected myself ages ago here: >>295762

Many of my drives have an ideal botany file and they list olives as salt and it haunts me enough to have accidentally corrected myself twice. I should have put in celery. Olives are good for olive oil but they take forever to grow in comparison to rapeseed flowers for oil so really olives are not worth it. I'd post my ideal botany file from years ago but it's probably not even on this drive anymore. Nope. Don't got it. Lentils were at the top of the list. I could have sworn that I read somewhere that olive trees pulled sodium out of the dirt more than anything else but I must have dreamed it then typed it out and used my own notes as a guide over the years to get the olive thing so baka'd. 

Screw olives. Screw the botany file as well as knowing what plants you want the most and knowing about them are two different things. Botany implies I could plant them all in one region and know enough to do so, of which would take far too much research and would also be impossible.  My original thought experiment involved a biosphere 2.0 dome environment though, a giant vivarium, so I did not care. I wanted to disappear from society underground and have basically a vivarium under the ground with solar panels hidden on top of tree canopies trailing wires that looked like vines into the ground
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Genetic Dud is dead lol
https://shows.acast.com/im-from-the-internet-a-podcast-about-somethingawfulcom/episodes/the-late-great-fredrick-brennan-part-one
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>>311089 (OP) 
>died a month ago 
Just another reason to hate the news. Like with advertising, it's never designed for me to like it. >>311149
False Messiahs and or false hope. 
>be your own hero bro
>>311152
Anarchy was to 'meme' politics huh? Too bad it's always the other way around.
>>311370
There was a point to be made?
h
He's still dead.
I can't believe that the bone goblin died gay with a literal something awful troon.

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How many donuts can you eat per day and still stay preem?
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At present, six in a day.
>>329042
fuck anyone with lips like that
>>329033 (OP) 
if you're <25 then it doesn't matter
if you're > 25 and <30 then probably 3
if you're >30 probably 1
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>>329033 (OP) 
1. Find basal metabolic rate calculator
2. Figure out how many calories are in your donuts, and how many are in your budget for maintaining weight
3. Profit
>>329125
Don't project your bad genes onto me

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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
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>>329155
>I'd transition but I'm too tall and big boned.
What would be your trans name?
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>>329154
Same here, i was considered fairly attractive, i make no effort for looks, in fact i look like a bum and i like it, it filters out the superficial people and the more interesting ones tend to approach you.
I have had some fairly attractive women make hints at me but i pussied out, i have slight regrets like every man would, but in the end its better than getting involved in their shit and having to get aids treatment.
On the other hand how would you approach people for "contact" other than making passes at them, but its a game with no winners either way.
As some other anon said, if women want something, its for their own interest, either to fuck you over or fuck someone else over.
They piss me off so bad with their bullshit, but they all know they just entice men to do stupid shit and manipulate them then get pissed when their sick schemes backfire.
As far as i am concerned women are the source of all evil, from my observation the scheme is always the same, they lure others into their mental schemes and set themselfs up as victims and expect others to do what they envision and become upset when it does not work in their favor, they are by nature energetic black holes with no return.
In fact i spend some time thinking about this in metaphysical terms and concluded the feminine is the root source of evil.
They by nature cause evil and thus are evil, men dont behave as women claim men do when not in 
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>>329156
No anon I'm so very confused! Brain damage is heckin' valid and the reason why schizophrenia happens by age 25ish at the latest has nothing to do with how shitty people's lives are growing up, their waiting to have autonomy and trying to win at life, and when the CIA tortured people into having dementia that was all fake as well! Pain is not breaking you down into a slave with no ability to take control over your own life, it's weakness leaving the body, maggot! 
>>329157
We don't live in a meritocracy whether you're male or not. 
>>329164
LUH 3417
>>329160
Here's your (You).
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>>329178
Like actually though? I really need to know.
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>>329190
No, it would not be LUH 3417. It would be LE 69 and I would have a Yin Yang tramp stamp.

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The agnatic line of the Spanish throne is going extinct and turning into cognatic with Princesses Leonor. Only way to preserve it is to make her marry one of the sons of prince Louis Alphonse who is their distant cousin. But this guy is a retard who claims the French throne, and in every election begs french “people”, to elect him. He’s also a descendant of Franco from his grandmother, and defends his legacy. So he’s like the embodiment of Spanish history and is the perfect candidate but he’s considered a clown and the Spanish royal family have cut relations with him. He also opposes gay marriage.
The only other choice is the royal family of Luxembourg, who share a grandfather with Leonor 300 years ago, Philipe V.
But of course it doesn’t matter at all because all current royals are just jew puppets and have zero legitimacy or honor, and it shows in their apathy towards ruling. Leonor will probably marry a “lawyer” she met in university while secretly fucking a nigger. Who knows it might even be a jew.
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>>328827
Make sure you have DHT disabled.
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>He also opposes gay marriage

Oh no the horror, so brave of them to cut him off. They deserve to die out if they're just going to be a bunch of pussy liberals, liberalism has no need for royals.
how does she smell?
>>328800 (OP) 
this is what happens when losers who havent graduated from high school are into politics
nobody cares about hereditary monarchy in spain, its legacy. the people have said theyre fine with princess leonor. there is no "agnatic line" so to speak, youre just imagining this, its male-preference, but its not strict.  princess leonor is heir because felipe vi has no sons, not because spain has "degenerated." she has studied for her position since she was born, making her a good candidate
if leonor becomes queen, the dynasty does *not* cease to exist, royal houses and dynasties are legal institutions whose names have often continued through femail sovereigns or been redefined over time
alphonse has never begged the french people to elect him i can see why you think that since you or your "source of information" didnt know what "claims to the throne" means
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>>329104
Hello school schizo. Are you a monarchist?

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Would he be proud of what his son did?
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>>328334
Nigga....
>>328321 (OP) 
>qtddtot
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>>328321 (OP) 
I thought that was Hindenburg for a second.
And obviously he would be appalled at his kid's effeminate moustache.
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>>328348
>effeminate moustache.
<Stares at you gassingly
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>>328353
Bavaricuck virgin manlet vs Prussian Bull

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You guys ever wonder how many lives you've ruined?
I think about 7, not counting mine.
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>>328880
ur mom
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>>328882
my mom ruined your life? based!
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>>328876
boomer parents?
Many such cases.
They were one of the first generations who actively competed with their children instead of nurturing them...
All at the behest of ((( Televivison ))) and ((( social programming )))
>>328883
yeah she wanted to keep you
Coincidentally, i have been thinking about this for the pass couple of days, my head is damaged like a static tv thinking about it. How is this coincidence possible?

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