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What are your top 5 favorite foods? For me its:

Steak

75/25 ground beef (grassfed)

Havarti cheese (it goes great with crackers, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, or just to eat it by itself)

Bacon

Tuna
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>>322502
you follow karen-tier generic internet rumors
https://foodbabe.com/cooking-oils/
everything on this page is the same retard tier health "insight" that you(s) repeat
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>>324462
Not him but what make's the information in the link you posted retarded? I'm trying to learn how to cook myself so I'd like to not build some bad habits along the way.
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>>324462
Jokes on (you) FAGGOT.
Those fucking Karens culled their info from ME.
I've been poasting against the poisonous nature,(amongst other anons,) for well over 8 years now retard.
Did you know Sucralose is a fucking GENO-TOXIN?
Did you know that we've lost 12-68% of the nutients in our foods since Monsanto<(and DOW, and NK, and...), began their petro-chem based factory farming techniques?
Did you know that people ate the SHIT out of tallow and Lard and saturated animal fats predominately, all the way up to 70s, then when some FAGGOT millionaire had a fucking heart attack, he convinced the AMA, the ADA, the FDA and quite a few members of congress that it was the healthy shit that causes arterial plaque??
<Obesity was RARE until '82
<McDonalds fries would be switched to being fried in Partially Hydrogenated SOY oils, whereas they were fried in the by product of their product before--TALLOW.
<There were mass protests
<Glyphoste soaked HFCS replaces cane sugar due to the corn lobby. New Coke is a massive flop, but it was all a ruse anyway to cement brand affiliation.
<your mom begged for me to put it in her ass last night but I refused the nasty bitch
>Donny Rumsfeld was on the Board of Searle,(makers of NutraSweet™, the key sweetener of Diet Coke®,) and got Reagan's FDA to RAM through the mostly untested, highly carcinogenic when it breaks down with heat, Phenylalanine based shit, all the while blatantly slandering saccharine as carcinogenic by using tests from Searle's Labs, when in fact Saccharine, while it tastes like shit, is WAYYYYYY better for your body than a fractionated Amino acid derivative.

You are like a toddler who wandered into the Grad student's off-site labs.
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>>324466
Double GET
Ignore the Troll faggot with Unilever products dripping off his chin like a whore on Bukkake sites.
I just made my own mayonnaise like ½hour ago using Avocado oil.
Take control of your OWN food supply as much as possible. Buy local from local farmers you trust, read labels and eat CLEAN as you possibly can.
your future self will thank you for it.
With a stick blender and a tall ball jar or even a washed out mayo jar add, at room temp:
♦2 eggs
♦½tsp. salt
♦1Tblsp. white ACV or rice wine viNIGGER
♦1tsp dijon mustard
♦1Tblsp. lemon juice

top off with 2 cups of Avocado oil, immerse stick blender to the bottom, and on high speed, slowly draw the stick up while it emulsifies.
Rock the stick around a good 15-20 seconds after it's all mixed just to make sure.
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>>324440
It's basically tastes exactly like fresh cheese curds (as it pretty much is). The difference is, is that it is baked after. It's a hard cheese but it's semi soft. The best way to have it is to fry it directly in butter on medium low heat for about 3 minutes on each side. It won't get goopy and the texture is perfect

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How many millions of times have people have taken their relationship far enough to have sexual intercourse, just to break up soon after or within a year? It's almost always because someone thought they were old enough to have a chance of meeting their "soul mate" (if you believe in that sort of thing). Then later the girl tells her boyfriend she had sexual intercourse already years ago and he's devastated or put off. Their relationship will probably be ruined, and that could mean they never get married and have a proper family.

I have the solution: Nobody should be allowed to be in a romantic relationship until 30. Before that it's basically impossible for one to have their life figured out. What job they'll do, where they'll live. I would have said 25, but in today's down economy nobody is really settled until 30. The problem is really that people always think they're ready when they have no idea what they're talking about. In the off chance that they in fact do hesitate for this year, next year they will say "okay! I have overcome the hurdle!" We have global CCTV and wiretapping; this shouldn't be hard to enforce.
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>>324177
a woman. a woman!
>>324177
Also (non shit tier) men in their 30's would've had to take vaccines to be able to enter their workplace or take an important flight. I need unvaccinated dick, which is why I only fuck with men my own age.
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>>324469
If you failed with the first man, you are a fallen woman. virgin or bust
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>>324039 (OP) 
It really has nothing to do with that. It mostly has to do with women being brainwashed by social media and hollywood propaganda. That is why women sabotage relationships because they think that there is always someone better around the corner. Don't get me wrong though it is still 100% their fault as hollywood/social media never forced them to do what they did and the majority of women never learn from their mistakes not because they aren't aware of them, but because they have narcissistic personalities.
>>324511
and let's not forget the disease spreading whore

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A coworker disappears from work one day. The employer tries to avoid saying what happened to him (fired? kysed?). Does this mean that the employer is nefariously behind his disappearance somehow?
Yes and you are next, right after he is done eating your coworker and making bonemeal from his bones to fertilize his garden you are next.
>>323907 (OP) 
Privacy, maybe? I don't know what the fuck goes on in workplaces.
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>>323913
This is the answer.
It's also why if you put in a resume' with references, they can only check that you worked there, but not ask anything about your performance
That is, if you even get past the AI sorter, and then the Fat, Manic-Panic Blue-haired, HR cunt who does fuck-all every day but send inter-office E-mails and Video "Conferences" with the other HR twats.
I suspect that this trend that started around 2005 was absolutely DIEversity driven, and Sharkeisha the "File clerk" can barely read past a 6th grade level, making her the "Best of the Boons"
There really are only 2 alternatives to being a GoySlave™ these days:
>NEET and help to hasten the draining and collapse of the system, and
>Go into business for yourself, as fucking "Pirate-like" as you can, al a' Ron Swanson, but making sure that you have ZER0 employees, but only "contracted workers"
This way you can forego the entire "Tracked and Logged" payroll ((( SYSTEM ))) without doing anything illegal.
It's up to your "Contractors" to decide their level of involvement, and they can even pool resources to buy into medical safety nets and future investments like metals, land investments and materials and service "guilds" that allow networked availability for skilled but affordable service and commu
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>>323907 (OP) 
I'm reminded of that time in primary school (religious) when suddenly one Monday we had a new home room teacher with no explanation given. The class was shocked and confused as to why Miss Original Teacher was replaced with Mrs. New Teacher on such short notice, but we eventually stopped asking questions and took it in stride. Some time later, I overheard parents gossiping that Miss Original Teacher had gotten knocked up outside of wedlock and had tried to keep it a secret. So, at least she wasn't forced to resign for just putting on a few extra pounds.
>>323907 (OP) 
Corporate whores don't want you to know to avoid potential panic as everyone may yet run off if they don't agree with why the other peer is gone. If you see, not just panic, but many reasons are there why someone would copy the person having left even if they were fired if they are also guilty of it. If everyone leaves they lose profit. They get rid of the weakest link and you might become the next link. 
>>323913
Pssshhhh privacy! On what planet?  The only reason Dr. patient confedentiality exists is due to the fact that if everyone knows they might die soon then you get, that's right, fired, replaced. Nothing more.

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Greta Thurnburg wanted us to take five minute showers with cold water to save the global warming.
Now data centers use 5 million gallons of fresh water every day.
She doesn't give a shit. None of these passionate environmentalists give a shit.
It's insulting how little they care about their most deeply held beliefs.
These disgusting freaks sat on roads, glued themselves to highways, risked getting run over by trucks for the environment. Now when big tech corporations are draining our aquifers, they don't care.
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>>322457
There are loads of protests, but they won't be televised.

You're welcome to look up "protests about AI data centers" "protests about AI water usage" "protests about AI power usage" etc for examples. The short of it is that pretty much anywhere they try to set up this shit there tend to be protests but government, big tech, and the media are jointly committed to furthering AI shit so it gets suppressed.
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>>320590 (OP) 
a woman. a woman!
so ugly on the inside that she couldn't go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside?
>>323523
I know it's been a week, but just so you know I'm earnest in my posts, here's the kind of stuff I roll with.
>Mending is better than Ending
>When in doubt, REPURPOSE!

https://youtu.be/WLP_L7Mgz6M
>Kill all niggers and jews
>Make biofuel from them

This is the correct way of dealing with them in an ecological manner.
>>320594
And what was the reason for the scam?

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cause why not
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>>324188
you do great things some day, fucking loser sperg
neat
>>308205
neat
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>>318565
>fetishizing heavy blunt blows to stomach
uhhh.
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>>318565
i think there is an overlap with PSAs and obscure erotic art.

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>open zzzchan
>first thread is politics spam
>close zzzchan
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>>316383
>turn
yeah, "turn" gay, because being gay was supposedly invented in the last 100 years?
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>>316395
<when they made dirty language and the letter z illegal but never gave a shit about making homosexuality illegal
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>>315433
idgaf, kys

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Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
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>>324014
I think I heard mint oil causes ticks' nervous system to shut down.
Maybe not nervous system. Respiratory system.
Good thread.
I learned the double edge sword of Provisional patent applications.
>Only $60 to file and can claim PAT PENDING
>DEI hires will try to FUCK you if they figure out you are Whitey
<Goes like this:
>Hey Anon, we got all yo' padand info's an' sheeeeit, but we dint get EBRYTING we wanned.
>You need to file an Amendment to your padend, an' it'll cos' you 640 dolla.
>I'm sorry sir, deys be no ways aroun' dat
*Says with a palpable smile*
FUCK NIGGERS in the USPTA
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>>324029
In the same vein as this anon I learned about how easy boomers had it to patent things.
>JPL guy was groomed from childhood to work for NASA
>created rocker-bogie
The guy was filing several patents a year in his early 20's.
In my early 20's I was learning that filing patents costs 10's of thousands and has to be dealt with by patent attorneys because of how retarded the process is.

I AIN'T PATENTING SHIT IN USA I'LL SELL IT TO CHINA BECAUSE FUCK YOU SLAVERS
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>>324061
Well, the idea is,(and is sound if you don't have antagonistic NIGGERS trying to fuck you over,) that you file the provisional, then pitch it to the companies who would be interested with an NDA, then THEY would assume the cost of the lawyer side of things...
Honestly, with the way niggers game EVERY White system, I wouldn't doubt that there's a pipeline directly to Chinkland with massive kickbacks for them.

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>>313048
Thanks
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No they must goose step
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Yes
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>>305791 (OP) 
If a member of a race wants to self Identify with their most BASE primate self, it is only an indicator of their (lack) of evolution.
>>323867
Based D-Art

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I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT.
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<<"jews ban being le gay
No they didn't lmao
<muh muh AOC
You should go back in time when they treated disease by imbibing toxic metals and died by your age if you miss it so.
>abrahamic religion did not ban gay 
>abrahamic religion is not jewish
Which retarded argument is it this time anon? 

Go take a lithium pill and put on some antiperispirant deoderant to cope with how recent your society's bullshit is.
Neither, you gay retard. People are naturally averse to faggotry. Funny how you keep saying jews suppressed faggotry, but believe it when jews also say Europe was some gay utopia full of poofters since that's convenient for you to justify your abysmal lifestyle choices. Hope you puncture your intestinal wall next time you decide to shove various kitchen appliances up your wrecked asshole.
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>>323774
>50 year old anime girl posting turncoat DON'T CHU EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN
I didn't post even an implication of that.
And the LOLBERT thing has more to do with logical progression, not some kind of ideological bullshit.
most of the mature political thinkers here at some point are Lolbertarian,(Do they really EAT Freedumb though?)
> as though nigger trannies are the worst issues legally
NTA, but I think you missed the blatant subtext here that they aren't literal niggers, but as you say, a casual depreciative adjective, as I've ""never'' seen a actual nigger tranny doing library storytime.
just like Niggerjews or nigger commies, or Nigger LOLBERTs would be cast in the same light.
>When someone stops reading at 'nice political narrative, but' and then calls you names then I see your post admitting you stopped reading, what evern am I supposed to act like?
Here's a thought:
Try NOT to identify with the argument or bants, and instead do it like you mostly are. Some of the posters you reply to are earnest, some just post whatever they think will get a rise out of you. You want to argue cogently? Don't BE the argument.
I know, it's hard-Ego's a Bitch. Even for me
I think you are too emotionally attached to the argument, and are missing or misconstruing some of these posts.
These are mine:
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annoying nigger shit moomer mutts say
this is a boomer thread, no moomers allowed
>its like,
>awsome
>cool
>loser
>dude
>like
>bummer
>yo
>sick
>rad
>sweet
>((( ((((((do it )))))))))
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>>323039
>the schizo-schizo thinking every post is one of his boogeymen  
Fail #2734.
>>307105 (OP) 
fagbag
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>you're like
>uh (imitating a gay person noise) i don't want to wear a tie
>crumbum
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>>323844
That was GeXXer slang for hipsacks.
Or as, was dubiously coming into fashion at the time, ManPurses.
I don't hate all Mills or Zoomies, some of you guys are alright..
Don't go to the IntarrWeebs tomorrow.
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ACH!
My comma was shitty.
*Or, as was dubiously coming into fashion at the time, ManPurses.
>Grammar
>the difference between "Let's Eat, Grandma!"
>..and "LET'S EAT Grandma!"

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