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99% of this garbage is so cringe it makes me feel physically ill. Weebs are a plague.
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>>95631
The only good thing from weabshit is the porn. The cartoons are absolute garbage for the lowest tier of manchildren.
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>>95631
>furry shit
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>>95635
>implying
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>>95636
GIRUGAMESH

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I go to the grocery store to go shopping and the first place I go is the cheese section. Get several types of cheese. I just grab whatever looks interesting. I'm partial to soft cheeses, I always get camembert and brie, usually grab a sharp cheddar, then it's just whatever grabs my fancy. Aside from cow I also like goat and sheep cheese. I'm partial to aged cheeses, stinky stuff, blue stuff, stuff with mold on it, stuff past the expiration date, things with a brine, it's all good. Brown cheese is the best breakfast cheese. But anyways so there I am and I've got a basket full of cheese and I'm like "oh shit I better get some other food" so I get some crackers to put the cheese on, usually a baguette for the cheese, maybe a vehicle for my breakfast cheese (if not brown usually cream cheese). But so then I'm walking around the rest of the store and it's all fucking gay shit I don't want to eat. Fine maybe some red wine to pair with my cheese. Maybe once in a great while some pasta to put cheese on. But I just don't want to eat the rest of this stuff. I just only really like eating cheese. I go to different supermarkets every week so nobody starts remembering me as the cheese guy. But I'm starting to just give less of a shit as time goes on. Make better food that's not cheese maybe?
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>>94772
Pretty good taste. I'm partial to swiss when I'm eating my guinea sandwiches, but it's hard to go wrong. Provolone I feel is about how it compliments the meat or other strong flavors (I guess it goes mostly with pork?), not a fan of it in a void. Best pizza I ever had was camembert blended with something else (I think fresh mozz) plus a vodka sauce and cherry tomatoes.
Favorite cheeses? I'm currently having some brie. It's alright. Not as good as Forest though
don't say dick cheese
>>95597
d- oh
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r8 h8 & lact8

>>95597
can't go wrong with brie, if I had to pick one probably brie or camembert.
>>95597
Anything smoked is godly, The last time I had smoked goat's cheese it was like sending my taste buds to heaven

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Okay, is this considered cultural appropriation?
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YELLOW
SHEEEEIT
It's not cultural appropriation it's imperialism. If it wasn't for the british empire they'd be free and shitting in wakandan phone booths with robo butt-cleaners.
>>95402 (OP) 
fucking hell this is like those rare nightmares I have

am I controlling a real sheboon in some of my nightmares?
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>>95402 (OP) 
Of what? American culture?

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It wasn't so fucking hard to make one.
post webm retard
where's /zoo/ at these days?
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>>95633
8moe i think
GET YOUR DOG FUCKER HANDS OFF ME!

>B..B..BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO! THE DOG RAPED ME!

DOWN GIRL! DOWN!!

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Do you do anything besides refresh imageboards and masturbate or play videogames or watch chinese cartoons all day? Do you have any hobbies?

I like thinking about videogame ideas and writing them down. I have way too many text files full of ideas about various things.
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>>95327
Hail, conjurer(s). Surely if there are powerful unseen forces and you can twist them as you like then you shouldn't be making posts on imageboards; You should be riddling with sphinxes, having counsel with angels, partying with devils, learning the ancient lore of the dead or at least swimming through your insane loot piles like Scrooge McDuck.
If, of course, your art can do none of those things, if it is only as potent as a motivated man then I reckon it shouldn't be called magic at all.
>>95548
I thought we all realized during the 8chan days that supernatural influence can only work when coordinated and practiced on a large scale.
>>95548
>Surely if there are powerful unseen forces and you can twist them as you like then you shouldn't be making posts on imageboards
I know you're in denial about this fact because if you accepted it you'd have to find something else to do instead of bleeding your asshurt out here in a stream of gory diarrhea, but some people like posting on imageboards and don't do so as an act of desperate self loathing
>>95548
hahahaha pathetic christKEK,
watch your tone or I'll zap you with one of my spells
fucking magic how do they work

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Meanwhile in Pajeetland
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Meanwhile in moonbase
>>95549 (OP) 
So was he trying to get on board, grab someone, or kill himself? I can never tell with these fags.
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>>95568
he stole his phone
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>>95571
>all that effort to yeet a phone
fucking sandniggers
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>>95581
most certainly a shitty phone too

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Reminder that gatekeeping works and we should have gatekept harder
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>>95570
give me your personal definition of "gatekeeping" then
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>>95572
>Wikipedia, and not even related to the kind of gatekeeping we're talking about.
I think I'd rather gatekeep you from my answer.
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>>95574
>my version of "gatekeeping" is pretending I know something I'll refuse to tell you so I "win" the "argument"
ok then
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>>95576
babies first gaslighting
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>>95577
congratulations, but I'm not gaslighting you
someone else has to break your gaslighting cherry

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Why hasn't someone done this yet? It would encourage actually visiting and posting on other boards by increasing the visibility of their respective active threads and therefore it would increase activity across all the sites as well as promote a tighter sense of community.
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>>95523 (OP) 
>why not reimplement nntp but shitty
Why not revive nntpchan? Being able to pick and choose whether to accept moderation activity from other hosts while still being able to take and push content satisfies librefags and rulecucks alike so long as there's a host of the respective type.
>>95537
It would be annoying to write and manage but it's doable.

There's 2 problems. First is that your browser can't request the board info unless they're whitelisted by the website you're on. So for example if zzzchan removes smug from the webring, you wouldn't be able to see them through zzzchan because your browser won't let you load stuff from them. You'd become even more dependent on the whims and uptime of a specific imageboard, but I guess people don't care anymore.

The second problem is that you'd need all imageboards to have something like this: https://zzzchan.xyz/overboard.json
If an imageboard doesn't have an API like that (pretty sure at least vichan doesn't), then you'd have to load every board separately, which is very slow and in the worst case may even get your IP blocked since you're spamming requests.
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>>95543
Actually just realized a third problem:
There may be time differences between different websites, so the threads of one board may always be lower/higher in the overboard than they should be. The board list is much more compressed and you don't check it all the time, so small time differences are unnoticeable in it.
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>>95543
>First is that your browser can't request the board info unless they're whitelisted by the website you're on
That's not really an issue since with the sole exception of blacked, which got appropriately blacked, no one has blacklisted anyone yet, granted, it may be a problem in the future but it isn't now.
>The second problem is that you'd need all imageboards to have something like this: https://zzzchan.xyz/overboard.json
>If an imageboard doesn't have an API like that (pretty sure at least vichan doesn't), then you'd have to load every board separately, which is very slow and in the worst case may even get your IP blocked since you're spamming requests.
So, since both Lynxchan and JSchan feature an overboard and vichan does not, it'd be a matter of developing one for vichan first, and only then developing the global overboard. Pretty sure all the webring boards only run on those 3 don't they? Indeed, with that extra mandatory step in mind it is starting to sound like a pain in the ass.
>There may be time differences between different websites, so the threads of one board may always be lower/higher in the overboard than they should be. The board list is much more compr
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>>95551
>no one has blacklisted anyone yet
I haven't checked for a long while but I recall there being a lot of inconsistencies, with smug having the most members in their webring. If nobody cares about it in the board list then I guess nobody would care about it in an overboard either though.

>Lynxchan features an overboard
If Lynxchan doesn't have a JSON api for the overboard, then you'll need to nigger rig some kind of HTML page reader which is significantly more annoying. Lynxchan has different themes that let each website completely change the page structure, and different versions of the software may change it too, so reading the HTML would be very annoying.

I doubt anyone would bother writing one for vichan, it's a pretty abandoned piece of software.

Also I just remembered a 4th problem. If you follow a thread in smug, you can't see it from your thread watcher when you're in zzzchan. There's no way around this except creating some kind of server tracking system and that's 1 step away from having user accounts.

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I went to HS with this girl and she has a 3 year old son. When his generation gets older they WILL find lewds and nudes of abandoned onlyfans accounts(and whatever other platform). I'm worried this could literally scar a child for life. I know it's none of my business but girls who sell nudes online are not thinking of the future consequences of that and I don't know who else to go to about this because she won't listen to anything i say...
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>>95395
Also, she said she can do girl/girl content, so he actually IS being cucked. I don't think its normal to be marrying a guy soon and you fuck girls for money
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>>95394
They are planning to marry, and that's not even his real son. Should I let him know now? Or do you think he approves??
>>95393
I'm worried that when the kid gets older, people will find these things and bully him into suicide or something. People can be whores all they want to, but it's not fair when they have children who can really be damaged by this.
>>95391
You should take one for the team and get them and share them here.

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>MODE AUTISTIC
Fucking japs.
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>what is "N"?
>what does "N" stand for?
>where is the "N"?
>>95237
seems more like french to me

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