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YUO ARE OFFICIALLY INVITED TO WATCH DAB OWL WITH /sp/
wow this is the most excited board for this event the event which what is about to occur
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>nigger collide
no thanks
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>>135248
https://tvch.moe/tv/res/305325.html#305328
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>>135270
YEAH I MADE AN INVITATION THREAD ON A LOT OF BOARDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ALERT ALERT
2D GIRLS ARE BEING TURNED INTO NIGGERS!!!!
REPEAT, 2D GIRLS ARE BEING TURNED INTO NIGGERS!!!!
HIDE YOUR WAIFUS, HIDE YOUR LOLIS!!!
THE NIGGER MENACE IS SPREADING TO 2D!!!!
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If Touhou was American
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Good thing my waifu is white and could never EVER be a nigger. Not ever.
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what about those that were already black?

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How can you just grab these pink cute Pokemons and put them in gray dark cages and feed them a lot of food so they grow in dark prisons, then you murder them, cut their dead corpse into pieces and feed it, even to "innocent" human children.
What level of psychopathy is that?

What did the pigs do to you to deserve such treatment?
You deserve to burn in hell for that. If god exists he will fry you on frying pan.
God created pigs and what do you do with his creation?

What the pigs did to deserve that?
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>>132234
It's the opposite.  Chimpanzees show their teeth as a sign of submission.  Look it up, numb nuts.
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>>132549
t. beta virgin chimp
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>>132550
Isn't that who would know?
>>131266 (OP) 
Post pic of Pigs in cages.
Nobody cages pigs. What the hell are you talking about?
>>131338
boars used to kill us so we created pigs indeed

>>131266 (OP) 
baka

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this is EGG
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>>135139
Oh the electricity lol.  Sorry my eyes were having a hard time witht he grentext in this CSS.  No, it's a relatively modern grocery store so it has a cafe seating area to encourage customers to overpay for preprepared food and then relax and eat it, maybe buy some wine or beer to go with, or at least sodapop and energy drinks.  And so it also has electrical outlets placed around because modern people have modern charging needs.

Mostly it's the employees who take a break in it, but customers also sometimes sit there to do whatever.  Today there was a guy calling up a few different banks bitching about how he got shafted out of almost $2k trying to make payments on his decrepit life and how he needs an activated card in order to book a hotel for a vacation he's about to go on.  Sad stuff.  There's a local banking chain that will hand you a freshly printed debit card within about 15 minutes if you show up with ID and know what to ask for, but I assume he's already managed to screw that up lol.
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>>135143
Was about to reply and clarify, but
>a cafe seating area
Understood. I don't have a store like that where I'm at, so I hadn't considered.
I could probably walk into a local store and eat a handful of cherry tomatoes and no one would notice, or even risk an awkward interaction if they did notice, but if I used one of their electrical outlets for something that would probably draw more unwanted attention then electricity.
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>>135144
Yeah a lot of stores don't really have anywhere to sit unless you want to sit outside in the summer, and many also don't have electrical outlets you can use without being an obvious bum, or maybe an oddball one or two that just happen to be in the right place at the right time.  So it takes some scouting work, but people realized that if you sell food (everybody needs to eat y'know) and people have even a small place to eat it, then also having free wifi and electrical outlets is a very good way to get more foot traffic in your store beyond vagrants just stopping in to use the bathroom.

I always find something to buy when I spend a lot of time in such a situation because I believe it should be at least a little bit of a fiar trade.  Today, I bought a rotisserie chicken that should last 3-4 days.  The guy with the chicken cart told me to take one of his hot and fresh ones instead of the one on the shelf.  I wonder what they do with the ones on the shelf, but I'm going to guess they get recycled into various pre-prepared foods that go on the refrigerated shelves.  Imagine that!  A happy store worker who wants the customer to have the best of the pickings even though he's just sitting in a corner all day leeching electricity and wifi for his sad excuse of a life?  Wow like what if most people are actually nice if you're not impinging upon them.  Just imagine.
>>134806 (OP) 
MOAR LIKE.......GAYEGG LAMO
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>>135151
LUH MAW OH

You ever play a game for a week straight and get really good at it then say to yourself you'll play it again tomorrow and then you try playing it the next day and forget how to play it completely and get really angry about it and never play the game again it happens a lot.

all of you are unfunny retards this site sucks you just post porn and pretend to be imageboard internet heroes all day. Half of you are just teenagers pretending, wasting your life posting anime girl pictures for no reason. You sit and eat bread and pasta and pretend on a dead imageboard for 15 hours a day, whats the point? >>134226 this thread is a good example what is wrong with you retards, do you think any of this is funny? I'm embarrassed for you reading this rubbish, filth, dreck. Just do some push ups. Just delete this crap website.
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>>135019 (OP) 
It is  okayish  and you know it or you would not complain here rather than 'there' about x other place.
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>>135028
see >>135026
>>135119
I WANT TO FUCK AGATHA
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>>135122
me 2
>>135042
I've seen that one around other places, and he seems like a genuine schitzo.
Meanwhile, OP is just a fat bait.

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Hi guys!  👋
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>>135110 (OP) 
Thats not how you recharge your turkey
>>135110 (OP) 
I've heard of fried turkey, but not electrifried turkey.
>>135110 (OP) 
They're not sending their best, folks.
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>>135116
>burger turkee kil
>chop hed blood all ovr stupid dum
>Mexicano mata un pavo
>electrocutarlo muy rapido muy inteligente
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>>135128
I suppose things can always get worse.

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Would you simp for Pokimane?
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>>134141
What video?
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Shes used goods now that everyone has seen her Victoria's Secret.
Oh well, got my fair share while she was still preem.
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>>134203
pathetic.
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impromptu gore thread
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>>135126
nice

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Best way to remove a chipmunk from my car?
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>>134966
Yeah, mine comes out too while I am driving... past an elementary school.
>>134979
No man but I'll try.
>>134959 (OP) 
put a phone in the backseat playing alvin superstar and when the fucker comes out to watch it kill it with a sledgehammer
>>134959 (OP) 
Lather some peanut butter on your nuts and go driving without pants.
1) You'll find a use for that can of mixed nuts you bought months ago but can't stand eating more than a couple bites at a time
2) You've never lived until you pull up to a red light and make eye contact with the next driver while you're buck ass nekkid
>>134985
Don't lie, Anton Chigurh would approve.
fill it with your semen

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So I was edging because I was waiting for the real good bit to nut to and maximum dick power but suddenly I felt the need to fart, so I pushed with my ass to let the wind out and while doing so it felt good in a weird way and I couldn't hold it in anymore and splooged involuntarily. What happened?
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>>135000
>Check'd for check'd.
I've been around the block a few times, son. Believe me, if you can hire a couple bodyguards and go trawling through the slums, you'll find a thick favelita ready to shart on your face and bring you thousands per video.
>i don't understand my own sex's anatomy: the post
You sharted from your dick, anon.
That's the only explanation.
zoophiles get the rope inb4 rapeman faps to this reaction pic
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>>134996 (OP) 
laughing laptop doggers borderline avatarfag

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I post the most horrendous quality shit and irrelevant non-sequiturs and I've never been filtered, banned, or had any posts deleted.
I regularly "tip" mods in an undisclosed BTC wallet before I go on a shitpost spree, so they get preoccupied going on a tendie run with their newfound goybux.
It'll be about 30 minutes before they waddle back from wawa or kroger, so discuss quickly.

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