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 Dress to impress!

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What's your dream car?
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Now this is a real car
I dunno about dream cars, but I had the strangest dream
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Looks like fun to me

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Literally me.
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Saline injections?
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Nah. Pure horse blood drinking.
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Vampires are usually thin...except that one in that one Blade movie.
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They'd look like me if they hit the gym.
I don't think vampires drink a lot of horse blood too which has tons of protein.
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Literally me.

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That website sucks lol
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Full name: Joel Emanuel Johansson
Birthday: 29th of August 1993
Address: Ostra Nygatan 116 A
931 35 Skelleftea

Why don't you go suck his dick?
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Here's my review:
- Osaka is wife material
- The autistic cat girl is autistic(cute)
- The tomboy didn't do it for me
- I forgot the name of the girl with glasses. She's lame.
- Chiyo is annoying
- I like the teacher most of the time, she can be too over the top at times though.
- The P.E teacher is boring
- The lesbian is gay
Overall, meh/10. If it wasn't for Osaka I wouldn't have bothered. I like the artstyle though. Better than anything today.
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>her voice
*ears bleeding*
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Bet you've never even watched Puni.
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Nice fanfic.

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Since the christian board died already: does that mean I can go back to posting Good News on /b/?

(John 6)
"All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of ":all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day. And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread which came down from heaven. And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven? Jesus therefore answered and said unto them, Murmur not among yourselves. No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day. It is written in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of God. Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father, cometh unto me."""

"Why don't you just post about your Jesus on the christian board!? Neeee!" Oh, because that's the most likely place it actually will get deleted. Either way, whether or not I can make this thread is not up to me, nor does it benefit or hinder me
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All the evil we have spoken to others, all the porn and junk and stealing and whatever it is, Jesus carried his cross uphill and to have all these things cleansed, thrown into the ocean and never to be seen again. Every sin you and I committed placed on Him, though He committed none of them, never for a split second was He a sinner. Lifted up on the cross for people who are His enemies working hatred and evil and sin.

And when He was on the cross He sang the opening to Psalm 22.

(Psalms 22)
"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?"

A song king David sung 1,000 years ago expressing His own pain and the pain of many people. And by God's holy Spirit David sang of the crucified Messiah in the same Psalm.

(Psalms 22)
"All they that see me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head, saying, He trusted on the LORD that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him."
"I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels. My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death. For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet."
"They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture."

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All my music is posted on the board, you can see, it's something that has been a blessing to me, v3 soon. But the point is, there's not much genuine life left socially online, and I might take to something else.

Most imageboard people hate Christ and everything He stands for, because: >>196191
And Christ comes for sinners, not the stiff-necked and scoffers, which is the lifeblood of imageboards. I hope everyone does well.
You know when people's eternitiy is on the line it can make me quite worked up, and I genuinly get pain in my body because I am not telling others the Gospel I get terrible pain. And I get mad because why don't people believe! and why aren't we doing more to get Christ's words in people's hands, we're wasting time. I haven't seen a believer on an imageboard in some time now. And those that did use these sites, like me they are very not great. And I don't care of course about these trash sites, have not in a long time.

I forgive everyone who has said nasty and mean things to me or has cast judgment or anything. Whatever people say against me, God allows it for my salvation. Forgive me if I have been wroth or not presenting the Gospel perfectly. But I am free from anyone's blood here: because I have explained the Gospel simply.

Personally I'm doing youtube videos from now on, at least that way there's no terrible social interaction, I hate the way the internet makes me act, and also talk
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I forgot I wanted to post this.

(Micah 7)
"Trust ye not in a friend, put ye not confidence in a guide: keep the doors of thy mouth from her that lieth in thy bosom."

I will listen to one alone and seek His council.
Joseph the shitskin pedophile got his very own board and still smears his bullshit on b. Just wow, you really never cease to amaze with how utterly braindead you are.

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Stop being mean.
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AI images are not nice.
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What did you just say, you son of a beautiful and kind woman?
postan in a slide thread
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bumpan in an epic bread.
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im sick of life. it sucks. its always painful or boring
what alternative things can i become
>become a rock
>reincarnate (but as some shit being like snail or pajeet)
i want to do a new thing other than life
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Bible dont say no racism, if you see that while into it, it means you are a libcuck
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Looking into it*
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why is that dangerhair, its just tranny
this is dangerhair
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"danger hair" comes from the color, anon, usually the explanation is accompanied by an infographic showing how dangerous species are often multi colored
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>>185950 (OP) 
Come with me. I'll call my friends. We found a peach tree a few kilometers from here. Let's go there and get some peaches.

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How will you anons try avoiding the draft?
Its going to happen.
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That's retarded and the world of shit that would result from that isn't going to benefit anyone, including the rulers because hiw the fuck do you subjugate a populace if your enforcers are retarded to the point of being unable to reliably operate a gun much less tanks or more complicated tech.
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>That's retarded
And McNamara was even dumber than the idiots he drafted. He only looked at numbers, thus also giving birth to the McNamara fallacy.
>hiw the fuck do you subjugate a populace
They were assigned handlers most of the time; a higher ranked soldier would ask a lower ranked one if he had a college degree, the lower ranked guy would say "yes" and then he'd have one of McNamaras Morons thrust in his hand to take care of.
>retarded to the point of being unable to reliably operate a gun much less tanks or more complicated tech.
Some of them were reported to be unable to tie their shoes, and/or completely illiterate.
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Having a handler doesn't suddenly make a retard worth using for anything though. The special ed kids in public school always find ways to break free and go on tard rampages, giving someone like that a gun and telling them to do even basic shit is a tremendous gamble.
I don't think it's realistic in France. You'll just get protests like this x100 until the government backs off.
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If you've entered Valhalla, you've already won. If you're going to do a final stand, you should acquire proper training beforehand. If I was drafted, I would not protest it, I would follow orders until I made it through training. Once when I feel comfortable enough with them, I'll execute all of them

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>Durr hurr I use alt chans
Nobody cares, idiot.
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>>196486 (OP) 
I don't care that you don't care.
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Durr hurr I use 4chan
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Howdy 4channel user
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Double the captchas, double the fun!
>>196486 (OP) 
>buy a pass goyim

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<a DrAwInG oF wHat????
>A fictional character.
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I love fictional characters!
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> France
Ebin nigger. That's got the biggest jewish population in all europe, and the biggest jewish population per capita worldwide other than Israel.
Also freemasons, they're everywhere.
That basically explains why France will never amount to anything. The potential is there, but it's been suppressed, and as the whites are replaced over time, it will only get more irrelevant over time.
>be oriental art
>orientals all the same
>can't tell who model is in real life
>be 'white'
>maximum diversity 
>not look same unlike mongs
>can tell who model is
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