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A coworker disappears from work one day. The employer tries to avoid saying what happened to him (fired? kysed?). Does this mean that the employer is nefariously behind his disappearance somehow?
Yes and you are next, right after he is done eating your coworker and making bonemeal from his bones to fertilize his garden you are next.
>>323907 (OP) 
Privacy, maybe? I don't know what the fuck goes on in workplaces.
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>>323913
This is the answer.
It's also why if you put in a resume' with references, they can only check that you worked there, but not ask anything about your performance
That is, if you even get past the AI sorter, and then the Fat, Manic-Panic Blue-haired, HR cunt who does fuck-all every day but send inter-office E-mails and Video "Conferences" with the other HR twats.
I suspect that this trend that started around 2005 was absolutely DIEversity driven, and Sharkeisha the "File clerk" can barely read past a 6th grade level, making her the "Best of the Boons"
There really are only 2 alternatives to being a GoySlave™ these days:
>NEET and help to hasten the draining and collapse of the system, and
>Go into business for yourself, as fucking "Pirate-like" as you can, al a' Ron Swanson, but making sure that you have ZER0 employees, but only "contracted workers"
This way you can forego the entire "Tracked and Logged" payroll ((( SYSTEM ))) without doing anything illegal.
It's up to your "Contractors" to decide their level of involvement, and they can even pool resources to buy into medical safety nets and future investments like metals, land investments and materials and service "guilds" that allow networked availability for skilled but affordable service and commu
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>>323907 (OP) 
I'm reminded of that time in primary school (religious) when suddenly one Monday we had a new home room teacher with no explanation given. The class was shocked and confused as to why Miss Original Teacher was replaced with Mrs. New Teacher on such short notice, but we eventually stopped asking questions and took it in stride. Some time later, I overheard parents gossiping that Miss Original Teacher had gotten knocked up outside of wedlock and had tried to keep it a secret. So, at least she wasn't forced to resign for just putting on a few extra pounds.
>>323907 (OP) 
Corporate whores don't want you to know to avoid potential panic as everyone may yet run off if they don't agree with why the other peer is gone. If you see, not just panic, but many reasons are there why someone would copy the person having left even if they were fired if they are also guilty of it. If everyone leaves they lose profit. They get rid of the weakest link and you might become the next link. 
>>323913
Pssshhhh privacy! On what planet?  The only reason Dr. patient confedentiality exists is due to the fact that if everyone knows they might die soon then you get, that's right, fired, replaced. Nothing more.

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Greta Thurnburg wanted us to take five minute showers with cold water to save the global warming.
Now data centers use 5 million gallons of fresh water every day.
She doesn't give a shit. None of these passionate environmentalists give a shit.
It's insulting how little they care about their most deeply held beliefs.
These disgusting freaks sat on roads, glued themselves to highways, risked getting run over by trucks for the environment. Now when big tech corporations are draining our aquifers, they don't care.
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>>322457
There are loads of protests, but they won't be televised.

You're welcome to look up "protests about AI data centers" "protests about AI water usage" "protests about AI power usage" etc for examples. The short of it is that pretty much anywhere they try to set up this shit there tend to be protests but government, big tech, and the media are jointly committed to furthering AI shit so it gets suppressed.
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>>320590 (OP) 
a woman. a woman!
so ugly on the inside that she couldn't go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside?
>>323523
I know it's been a week, but just so you know I'm earnest in my posts, here's the kind of stuff I roll with.
>Mending is better than Ending
>When in doubt, REPURPOSE!

https://youtu.be/WLP_L7Mgz6M
>Kill all niggers and jews
>Make biofuel from them

This is the correct way of dealing with them in an ecological manner.
>>320594
And what was the reason for the scam?

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cause why not
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someday I will get this to work
LOL What's the matter Joyeuse? Hiding something you dont want people to know?

Joyeuse loves little boys and hates little girls. 

Nobody likes you, loser.

Better delete this thread before Sturgeon finds out! you fucking actual pedophile sick fuck.
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>>324188
I asked about the CGI straight shota videos when they first started being posted and was told to leave it up. It's funny you complain about me deleting any mention of Unteralterbach when some retard recently posted a real photo of one of the exploited girls parodied by it on /v/. Anyway, I'm not getting into a protracted argument with a pedophile retard. Screech into the void to your heart's content because your flavor of pedophilia is getting censored. Or find some real problems in your sad life.
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>>324188
you do great things some day, fucking loser sperg

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>open zzzchan
>first thread is politics spam
>close zzzchan
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>>316383
>turn
yeah, "turn" gay, because being gay was supposedly invented in the last 100 years?
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>>316395
<when they made dirty language and the letter z illegal but never gave a shit about making homosexuality illegal
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>>315433
idgaf, kys

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Sorry I'm late Guys, the Missus was loading me with a TODO

**BAR'S OPEN!**
Whadd'l'ya'Ave?
Get comfy... Drinks are on the House.
I have IRL shit to do ~AND~ there's a Blackpilled coming up that I'mma run in the background while I serve.

One at a time please,(lel) I can only Shoop shit so fast..

As Always... Water is filtered and Free, Still or Sparkling, and there's no need to TIP either, (I am WELL Compensated, just by the Social interaction..
BTW, that reminds me:
One rule(we can add maor or not L*r):

DRINK everytiem you see or hear the word "SOCIETY"
*(Water is OK)
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>>324132
>Is the best strategy to simply wait on them with a cold wallet?

That's what i was going to do.
I know fuck-all about them either.
I prefer PMs.
>>324132
>Also, where do you source your breast milk from?
Nah...That was from a warm carton I accidentally left out last night.
it IS organic though, I'm not a Barbarian or something.
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>>324128
There reall is only one thing to know about tonic cocktails..
>They Always get a lime wedge
Other than that, Devil may care..
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>>324138
Thanks for the drink. I'll see you around. Until next time.
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>>324140
Yesssir!
i gotta close up for a few hours myself, got a few things to do.
Might be back to check in around 4 hours from now..
you are always welcome, Fren.
 The grass never stops growing.
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Is this guy (324117) for real? How'd he even find this place? Christ.

This guy's a one-man cringe compilation. This shit's the most Reddit shit I've read literally in months.
Guess the namefagging sorta gives it away, but still. Good grief, talk about a lack of self awareness

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Post things you've recently learned about. Apparently, men who find fat women attractive are attracted to them due to stress. I've also learned about about Jean Pain's composting system where he could use it to heat his house and obtain methane from it to power an electric generator and use it for cooking. He essentially used it for all his energy needs and it lasts 18 months no less
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>>324014
I think I heard mint oil causes ticks' nervous system to shut down.
Maybe not nervous system. Respiratory system.
Good thread.
I learned the double edge sword of Provisional patent applications.
>Only $60 to file and can claim PAT PENDING
>DEI hires will try to FUCK you if they figure out you are Whitey
<Goes like this:
>Hey Anon, we got all yo' padand info's an' sheeeeit, but we dint get EBRYTING we wanned.
>You need to file an Amendment to your padend, an' it'll cos' you 640 dolla.
>I'm sorry sir, deys be no ways aroun' dat
*Says with a palpable smile*
FUCK NIGGERS in the USPTA
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>>324029
In the same vein as this anon I learned about how easy boomers had it to patent things.
>JPL guy was groomed from childhood to work for NASA
>created rocker-bogie
The guy was filing several patents a year in his early 20's.
In my early 20's I was learning that filing patents costs 10's of thousands and has to be dealt with by patent attorneys because of how retarded the process is.

I AIN'T PATENTING SHIT IN USA I'LL SELL IT TO CHINA BECAUSE FUCK YOU SLAVERS
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>>324061
Well, the idea is,(and is sound if you don't have antagonistic NIGGERS trying to fuck you over,) that you file the provisional, then pitch it to the companies who would be interested with an NDA, then THEY would assume the cost of the lawyer side of things...
Honestly, with the way niggers game EVERY White system, I wouldn't doubt that there's a pipeline directly to Chinkland with massive kickbacks for them.

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After Trump was elected, the alt-right was on everyone's lips, nationalists were visible and present IRL, things were looking like it would evolve into an actual political force that would either put an open White nationalist in the senate or create a parallel society that built power until it could break from the USA. There were pro-White news commentators and channels everywhere. 
Today, not only are we virtually absent from the streets, but most of our commentators have either been removed from the internet, left on their own, outrageous grifters, or have almost no audience.
What happened?

I'm genuinely concerned about the future. 
I do not want to doompost. I want discussion and then solutions. How can we, as individuals, improve a bad situation?
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>>323871
>"hurr durr beauty is on the eye of the beholder"

How much newfag do you have to be to buy into this meme? No, looks are objective and anyone making a claim about cultural differences is either lying their ass off or talking about very insignificant differences in terms of things like cosmetics and hairstyles.

Look at the data, white women are considered by the men of every other race to be the most desirable, and the same is true of white men by women, why?

Because we have hair and eyes that are not black or brown, and are totally unique on this one thing.

Now some Jews with heavy gentile admixture might have inherited these traits, but that is solely due to having inherited those features through interbreeding with the Aryans. If they were to disappear it would be not much of a problem at all (in fact it would be a solution).

Even the zippers make their cartoon characters all have European colourations despite nominally having them be from grorious Nippon.

Koreagooks do likewise, and even the chinks do their cartoons characters this way. Its pretty fucking objective.
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>>323994
True beauty is functional. And for living things that function is survival and reproduction in local circumstances. Aesthetics is downward from that. Hurr durr indeed.
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>>324122
Attraction to traits correlating with fecundity/virility is as adaptive as those traits themselves. For today's lifestyle that would probably make you sit indoors all day, that would mean fair complexion too, lol.
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>>324144
Tastes have usually quite a lag though, counted in hundreds of generations, I guess.

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>>313048
Thanks
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No they must goose step
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>>305791 (OP) 
If a member of a race wants to self Identify with their most BASE primate self, it is only an indicator of their (lack) of evolution.
>>323867
Based D-Art

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I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT.
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<<"jews ban being le gay
No they didn't lmao
<muh muh AOC
You should go back in time when they treated disease by imbibing toxic metals and died by your age if you miss it so.
>abrahamic religion did not ban gay 
>abrahamic religion is not jewish
Which retarded argument is it this time anon? 

Go take a lithium pill and put on some antiperispirant deoderant to cope with how recent your society's bullshit is.
Neither, you gay retard. People are naturally averse to faggotry. Funny how you keep saying jews suppressed faggotry, but believe it when jews also say Europe was some gay utopia full of poofters since that's convenient for you to justify your abysmal lifestyle choices. Hope you puncture your intestinal wall next time you decide to shove various kitchen appliances up your wrecked asshole.
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>>323774
>50 year old anime girl posting turncoat DON'T CHU EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN
I didn't post even an implication of that.
And the LOLBERT thing has more to do with logical progression, not some kind of ideological bullshit.
most of the mature political thinkers here at some point are Lolbertarian,(Do they really EAT Freedumb though?)
> as though nigger trannies are the worst issues legally
NTA, but I think you missed the blatant subtext here that they aren't literal niggers, but as you say, a casual depreciative adjective, as I've ""never'' seen a actual nigger tranny doing library storytime.
just like Niggerjews or nigger commies, or Nigger LOLBERTs would be cast in the same light.
>When someone stops reading at 'nice political narrative, but' and then calls you names then I see your post admitting you stopped reading, what evern am I supposed to act like?
Here's a thought:
Try NOT to identify with the argument or bants, and instead do it like you mostly are. Some of the posters you reply to are earnest, some just post whatever they think will get a rise out of you. You want to argue cogently? Don't BE the argument.
I know, it's hard-Ego's a Bitch. Even for me
I think you are too emotionally attached to the argument, and are missing or misconstruing some of these posts.
These are mine:
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take a break from all this doom and gloom. discuss & share things you've enjoyed recently, can be anything.
I'll start: 
I've just finished Rozen Maiden Traumend, and it was great. now I'm going to read devilman
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Playing The Hell 3 mod to OG Diablo/Hellfire. Overall nice and polished, if you don't forget to also download the background music files separately. More roguelike than the original games, but also FAR more grindy, with class themed equipment for all character classes, with inspirations from later Diablo games (can't drop anything unusable for your character besides the stats requirements sometimes). Some features are hard to take note how they were changed. For example summoner classes have a hard cooldown of 5 seconds for casting damage spells now (with the exception of auto-aimed guardian variety spells, which can no longer be spammed either, any more than 3 unsummons the first, that can be a little expanded with perks though). Another change is that teleport and telekinesis have a maximum range, and also telekinesis requires a line of sight now. Nova variety spells have 30 second cooldown for anybody too. All would be positive, if I could figure out which specific statistics rule the maximum number of summoned minions. Because that can change after switching gear for my demonologist character, with nothing explicitly explained how.
At least you can now run the game in any resolution up to 4K, with higher resolutions just showing more of the dungeon map at once. Both single and multiplayer parts are working supposedly, but I'm not going to test the multiplayer part.
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>>272436
Yes, soft-boiled fits..
jammy eggs are a good descriptor too.
Either way, they can't come close to how good slightly runny yolks are especially with crispy buttery whites.
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/jammy-soft-boiled-eggs
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>>323745
I literally eat the HELL out of those.
I fucking HATE Mal-Wart, but they have full rolls of choccy ones.
I'll burn through a ½ roll in a sitting while watching something and not even feel bad.

On another note...
Why is there no /ck/ here?
Hidden board like on other smolChans?
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>>323874
not enough demand for one. can try asking for it but you would probably have to be willing to manage it and who knows if btards will post there instead.
>>>/meta/137
>>323853
It was a disappointment that in singleplayer picking "Load Game" always places your character at the lowest difficulty just after starting the executable file. Why?

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