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Putin's given us the boot! Read about it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/news.html#66208b6a8fca3aefee4bf211

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Just watched detachment. It was kikeshit.

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>>196893
It was okayish. It focused more on Kong than Godzilla.
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>>196864
bajoo
>>196884
goojooburger
>>196893
monkeylizardjoo
>>196911
To be fair, I wouldn't know where to go with Godzilla. He goes ape nigger on pretty much any other kaiju.
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it was strange. Didnt really lile it
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>WttDh
A movie about a jewish suburban family made by a jewish director that isn't subversive but still markedly jewish about an ugly brat who is picked on by the whole school for being ugly and insufferably meek and treated somewhat unfairly by her family.  It's one of those movies that trivializes and deconstructs everything in the story via its tone which makes sense since it was originally titled Faggots and Retards (which is what made me watch it), and has no resolution to whatever the fuck its message was if not just being a movie for people who could simply relate to it; a movie with little attachment as the protagonist was written to not be morally above her antagonizers.
>easy A
For a teen sex comedy it was quite good, only for Emma Stone's charisma, good looks, and tastefully-sized boobs.

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>>197561
1st webm has none of that though. You pretty much have 0% chance of catching any stds. Anal is gross no matter if it's gay or straight. They had 0% chance of contracting an std in doing what they were doing
>>197561
>don't like censorship? Go to the place anons left due to it being... more censored
All that mass spam banning made it feel like a fake pph. Then there's the proof of work token bullshit that breaks cpu's.
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>>197571
/b/ has no rules and that also applies to its moderation
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>>197574
That's something dysfagia has said and look where he is now.
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>>197574
>>197575
Something literally m00t said is moar like. What he meant was that things would be random, but if it's NOT random and the mod/admin goes after something it personally doesn't like then that defeats the purpose of the original point. Makes it, moot. No anus being safe is supposed to include mods that had to deal with gore bombing and daisy's destruction and etc. Banning as a funni joek was meant to be a thing, trolling, but also they were meant to be so jaded that they weren't assharmed by something specific, or someone specific, and that didn't carry over with the alts nor did it stay with the "original" site. It drives users away and alts have low traffic so it's next level dumb. The fact of the matter is that anonymous sites are modded by losers that were picked on that have zero power over others and they often want to get revenge, when they do they try to act like it's only the 'bad person', the normalfaggots that abused them, and so they try to get back at them, some random asshole that they know nothing about on the Internet. 

thanks for playing

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Chineese military build up happening in Yunnan Province at the Myanmar /Burmese border. If Min Aung Hlaing* can’t take care of the domestic situation, then the Chinese PLA will be fully prepared.”
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the third picture looks like a bridge straight from just cause, would look good with an explosion.
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>>197628
the bridge looks like a death trap a few IEDs could take down.
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>>197670
Depending on how vital that bridge is destroying it might fuck you over just as much as the enemy though. Those mountainous parts of Asia are ridiculously treacherous and without roadways like that you can potentially find yourself utterly cut off from any support network you have.
>>197599 (OP) 
>Myanmar/Burmese border
Isn't that border nearly impassable jungles, valles and mountains? Is an invasion really feasible or this is yet more retarded saber rattling?
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>>197690
>Is an invasion really feasible
They used to fight all the time back in the sword and archery days. Effectively occupying and subjugating people in such a place for the long term is another story entirely though. Afghanistan for example has been invaded countless times, but the invaders usually don't bother trying to directly rule anyone in the mountainous parts because it's always a waste of time and resources since there's countless places to hide and carry out an eternal rebellion.

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In light of OJ Simpson's death yesterday:
Did he do it?
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Nigger.
>>196898 (OP) 
There is no such thing as an innocent nigger, so of course he did it.
>>196898 (OP) 
>black males are six percent of the population of the usa 
>black males are 50 percent of the incarcerated population
Dude even if not guilty who cares it's a nigger.
>>196898 (OP) 
Yes and she deserved it for being a coalburner and for cheating
>>196898 (OP) 
The clot shot did him in. Also yes.

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Why do vegans think it's bad to kill animals, but they're fine with killing plants, when the latter has been demonstrated to also have consciousness and feelings?
If anything, it's more cruel to eat plants than animals, because plants are completely innocent, while animals eat other animals or plants.
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>>197522
The "whites" (they're not white nor from those Noah mountains bro) are the most sophisticated and thus also the most altruisitic and thus the most empathetic. This makes them naturally evolve into being sissies that don't wanna hurt an animal. Europoid is correct by the by, not white. Race is a social construct. two niggers hate one another. Why? Differeing race, aka gangs. Russians and their neighbors have a different language and all, ergo hatred of their own ethnicty on account of what actually is race. Where was race cointed? Germany in the 1700s when the jews were trying to make everyone think that they were "White" because le color matters so much. Guess what? Hitler liked the Nips. Stop using fake words human. If there was snow you survived the ice age and that made your genes better. You can't admit to it though because better depends literally on the situation. In a lawless society niggers would be the ones 'in charge', not that anyone is in charge, it takes a village to make a man, but whatever cause you won't get this.
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>>197572
*coined
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>>197002 (OP) 
>when the latter has been demonstrated to also have consciousness and feelings
Demonstrated is a big exaggeration, they don't even have a brain. Post your best evidence for that.
>it's more cruel to eat plants than animals, because plants are completely innocent, while animals eat other animals or plants
In a way that's true (excluding carnivorous plants I guess), but consider that most of the crops are fed to livestock, so in the end consuming meat essentially leads to more plant deaths. Also, if we want to get quite autistic, don't some plants have antimicrobial properties? And the microbes, likewise, can kill too. In the end, no matter what living things do while alive, some other living things will have to perish. Mother Nature is cruel. The copium (but not really, since it's true) that you can be on is that, thankfully, most living beings don't have a consciousness, they don't have feelings and don't feel pain. Is a piece of grass on the ground able to care if you step on it? Not even bugs care if you tear off one of their limbs arguably:
https://libreddit.northboot.xyz/r/askscience/comments/a2fv96/can_bugs_feel_pain/

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>>197652
*I don't think there is
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ITT we seriously discuss utterly irrelevant, vague and inconclusive topics that have zero impact or weight on anything at large for several weeks, until we get to 450 replies and have achieved absolute nothing but waste time.

By the way, no, this isn't meant to be some kind of indirect, passive-aggressive nudge or critique of anything on the board or anyone here, I just want to do this for no particular reason.
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>>190476
No.
And I don't know if Danganronpa is worth bothering with.
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>>190476
yes
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>>193781
>And I don't know if Danganronpa is worth bothering with.
>t. my sister's school's principal
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>>193783
Lol.
>>193783
>having to use zoom in the first place
Gaymerica

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ITT music you can hear on loop for hours.
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>>197555
The movie should have been about Crazy Shapiro impregnating the blonde chick and her wide babby squeezers.
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My musical taste is superior to yours
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Masterpiece.
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My lifes not complete until I have sex with a russian woman while listening to this.
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B/c then you would use it to escape from this gay ass timeline into a better one where you can find happiness.

But if you look at the science of it all, we can actually do it bros. On cuckchan /sci/ there are a bunch of aging milennials talking about becoming more youthful and extending their lives, but the true speculative technology we should be after is the power to send people, objects, and information back in time.

Paradoxes of causality exist only for the sake of the smoothbrained midwits as a way to discourage then from making there be a discussion about whether or not it is possible to send something/someone back in time.

Otherwise the inevitable conclusion is that yes, it can be done, and that the method was a lot more easily realized than had been previously thought.

So many if our potential advancements are being halted simply by the widespread unwillingness to seriously entertain their actual possibility.
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>>195139
>multi universes 
Is retarded so I'm ignoring it. That's like saying you are John Connor and meant to be destroyed by your own fake father's cock as the original John cannot be John unless the entire universe planned his birth, of which, you know, sounds like Jaysus of which is super fucking all around gay. You're in the timelien where you were NOT meanat to travel time even if you think it's out there, you are here  in THIS timelilne ergo it's a gay option, many universes, parraLEL. 

So ignoring that:

Because of how cause and effect work. Temporal paradoxes and all. "Causality". Even science fiction warns about time travel. Even if it were possible you'd probably end up glitching the universe to where cause and effect no longer meant anything, a world of chaos. 

But yeah, say you can switch universes, what if you end up in hell accidentally? Random universe here we come! NIce experiment. Fuck that. Not that I think it's real, I think that 'everything is possible' bullshit is a human error personally. They hate feeling trapped and want to believe in indeed heaven and shit, a second chance, etc, without regard to the fact that infinite hell also resides there.
>>195162
>travel to 100 years ago
>trying to tell post Queen Victorian era people to chill 
>make political backlash instead
>it's even worse
Butterfly effect. At least kill Queen Victoria, you gotta go back further. She created a sort of bullshit anti-fun logic that got hookers and shit banned over time. 
>try to kill her
>get called insane and locked up
<Oh wait...
The atoms you're made of already existed in the past, to move back in time you'd remove those atoms from current time (effectively destroying them), and you'd have duplicated atoms existing in the past, it doesn't work.
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>>195186
What you mean to get at is that the universe cannot have something newly made into it even if it's newly you? In stargate they have people go out of phase over having two at once in one episode, made me roll my eyes personally. I imagine if something like that is true it'd be more like Fringe and the cause and effect would glitch but rather than destroy the universe it'd just fuck up everything until life cannot exist, but because they did in the past it'd be a chaotic nightmare as that probably won't change so you'd get just what you asked for and like a dumb ass only the past would function properly so you'd have to keep running away to the past as you destroyed the future, for one cannot have a future without cause, of which travel to the past destroys cause, thus destroying the effect, the effect being the future.  Like running up a curtain as it unravels, making it worse and worse as you pull on the strings as you go further and further back in time, eventually to the point where you cannot survive in the atmosphere and the dino laughs at your gay ass and then moves on with it's life after the universe finally stops glitching becuase you deleted all of humanity due to your petulant desires.
>>195186
Conservation of energy is preserved if you take the entire multiverse into account as ira own closed system, what you are removing from one timeline is being removed from another. The total sum of energy remains the same. If it's at all possible to go back in time then the multiverse must exist because all other solutions fail upon consideration; for example a chronological protection conjecture inevitably requires the breaking of laws of physics to preserve temporal causality. Its not a serious proposal for how going back in time wouldn't produce a paradoxical reality.

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how difficult would this be to do? I also want to draw with code.
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>>197349
A white person would do this: <img src="image.png">.
>OP asks an innocent question and posts a cute video
>gets met with a chorus of codefaggots bleeding out of their hairholes over it
Is it any wonder why companies would rather hire pajeets and robots?
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>>197515
Who cares about some faggot IT stonks bubble companies. I'm not buying their shit. All my fake ass (not real money) federal reserve notes go into food and silver, simple as.
>>197515
what's a hairhole
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>>197528
Don't worry about it.

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Mine is buffalo wings with carrots sticks, french fries and a ranch dip.
BBQ ribs are a close second.
-Bonus: What's your favorite dessert?
Mine's a hot chocolate brownie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
>>197283 (OP) 
I NEED a sharp cheddar cheese and natural ice beer, other than that it varies. Often I eat halfway healthy though so I like to often eat lentil brown rice soups with butterball turkey jerky in it and flavored moar with badia 14 spices. Lentils cook faster than beans. It's cheap if not for the turkey jerky, of which, turkey has too much cholesterol even if not for the cheese. Doctor says I'll die eventually.... what a shock! A common side includes bell pepper with cherry tomato, not grape but cherry tomatoes, and soem sort of chip and or cracker. My new fav cracker is some chicken flavored cracker that's only sold in the US"s south.
>>197283 (OP) 
eggs with a side of water
and maybe some hot sauce
Lately I've been partial to making pancakes with chocolate protein powder and frying them up in bacon grease. They taste so god damn good but I know I'm just asking for a cardiac incident.
>>197283 (OP) 
Fettuccine Alfredo, pretty hard to fuck up. I don't know Italian food is pretty easy to make

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