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What do you want done to your body after you die? Personally I don't want to take up space. I don't think I've ever liked the idea of a cemetery. Cremation seems to be the only other option. I've been wondering if you could request certain things in the process. Could I ask a finger bone to be saved? I think that would be neat, kinda like a saintly artifact.
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I'd love to have my body thrown into the woods and just left there for nature to reclaim. Let the scavengers devour my flesh, let my bones be crushed under the roots and fungus, and let beautiful flowers bloom from my remains.
Don't care.
I want my body buried somewhere out in a forest.
>Burial 
I hate the idea of being eaten from the inside out by worms and other disgusting shit. Laying their eggs inside my flesh and the larvae feeding on me. Disgusting bodily fluids and worm excrement pooling around the corpse. I don't think that's a way to honour the dead. No amount of flowers and candles on top of my white marble grave would ever make up for what's actually happening underground. 

And if you're in the camp that believes that what happens to us after death and that honouring the dead doesn't matter, you're barely any different than any other braindead nihilist and you should hang yourself. Then be left to rot out in the sun and get eaten by worms since you're so okay with it. 

In my opinion, burials were nothing more than something primitive people came up with to quickly get rid of the dead. The whole putting up flowers, lighting candles and marking graves thing is just pretentious sugar-coating to try and mask the fact that they just left the body of their companion slowly rot underground and get eaten by old kinds of disgusting, disease-carrying insects. It's a very practice that should have been abolished by Western nations long ago.

>Cremation 
I think that this should have been the standard way to treat bodies. In human culture fire is a cleansing power, it burns the filth and drives evil away. And even from a practical standpoint, cremation means bodies no longer take up space. As for co2 emissions, literally who cares. Anything can be used for fuel, there is no need for super hot furnaces. In fact, a plain old ancient Greek Athenian or Roman pyre would be best, it's better than the brutalist scene of a burning furnace. 

>Cryopreservation
This is quite possibly the best choice if you want the dead to be remembered. The only other thing that comes anywhere near it is cremation followed by turning the ashes into memorial diamonds. 


But if it was up me, if I was at the terminal stage of a disease, I'd prepare a 1-way ticket to the Himalayas, climb as high on mount everest as I can, find a nice corner to sit, take off my oxygen mask and wait for death to take me. Most bodies aren't taken down from that mountain, it's supposedly too much of a bother. What's more, the extreme temperatures and low amount of oxygen create an environment that prevents or at least slows down the decay of bodies, it depends on altitude and whether there's sun exposure. After a couple of years up there you look like a mummy, but without all the cruel shit that's normally required to mummify someone (organ removal, wrapping, entombment etc.) 
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I don't care much, seems like a trivial matter, but being preserved in a secret underground tomb as a fancy skellington might be alright, there would be deadly traps to ensure my eternal slumber and also priceless treasures to reward some brave explorer for the inevitable discovery of my remains.

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THE AMOUNT OF ART OF CUTE GIRLS IN POLO DRESSES IN THIS WORLD IS TOO LOW
FIX IT NOW
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>>127376
anon pls I barely have any other reference for it aside from the one girl I've seen wearing one IRL that awakened me to this desire and the fucking style savvy series
there must be something we can do
If I find any I'll post it here for you, my friend.
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>>127372 (OP) 
wtf is a polo dress!??!
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>>127513
polo's closed due to aids
>>127513
It is like a polo shirt but in dress form.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WEBRING? :^(
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>>127495
Dont forget the most important participant of the webring
>>127495
lol, is that real?
also
>no mention of FBI for 8kuck
baka japs
人を馬鹿と言う奴の事は本当だったのか…
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>>127499
Being a /b/tard isn't just a joke, it's a sad reality.

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HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
https://archive.ph/KcQwu
He is and will forever be a cuck
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>>127438 (OP) 
to think he blackpilled so many people when the original fatchan went down, what a stupid fagot
>>127438 (OP) 
/who/
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>>127453
https://archive.ph/NDItx
lurk more faggot
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i'd like to say we're not in the same kind of danger but our /pol/ and especially /fascist/ are absolutely going to be a problem if this site grows, like they said in >>127465 all it takes is one email and one glance at either of those boards to make it not worth keeping around for whoever is hosting these servers. whether or not it's legal is iirelevant, the tranny leftie cabal is real and companies care more about saving face than the loss of one minor paypig.
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>>127482
Meh. When hasn't that been the case? Wasn't that long ago that anon.cafe let some alphabet goon BO k where he could lobby to kick fascist out. Always huntef and always hated, whicb is how it be when homosexual nigger lovers are running things.

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How can ((( christkikes ))) deny that this man's religion is Whiter than ((( kikestianity )))
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>>126188
Israel is part of Europe, they play in the UEFA Nations League.
>>125749 (OP) 
Is this man Hindu or Sikh?
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>>127329
Sikh usually wear a full beard.  I still think he's Mexican.
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>>127433
https://www.indiatimes.com/culture/for-the-first-time-in-38-years-indian-man-gets-a-chance-to-consume-solid-food-341735.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5509125/Malnourished-Indian-man-38-eats-solid-food-time.html
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>>127434
It says "Fernando" right on the watermark.  He's obviously Mexican.

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what chan is this from?
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I'm not doing your job for you agent Smith.
>>126579 (OP) 
The shithole known as nanochan.
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>>126582
shithole?
>>126579 (OP) 
it is called imageboard ermagerd!
That's from 4channel.org

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no gay shit so far? really? for almost one decade, whatever some thread about old porn was created someone posted the gay pictures
>>121189
sides
>>121933
>>121936
fun fact, incel was coined by a woman and made popular by redditors
>>121851
>real men see fat 12 year olds with hair down there and want to fuck the kid
>>121851
So sayeth the fat girl who won't shave her gross pits.

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Friendly reminder that homosexuals are degenerate scum that stick together tighter than jews and are why our societies are so fucked up because they have wormed their way into all sectors of politics and society, just like jews.
Friendly reminder that jews are the biggest supporters of LGBT+
Friendly reminder that it is morally acceptable to hate all faggots and jews.
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They'll put their HIV+ blood and semen into your food because that's how the degenerate mind thinks.
faggots are genetic defects who should remove themselves from the gene pool
disgusting hardcore leftists who make damn sure you know about their sexuality and political views. 
only exceeded by trannies in vanity, degeneracy and viral load
This will never be normal
>>120654
I miss /zoo/

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Real raped of Gensokyo youkai 60 - 6000 years

Files taken from sealed land
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 >>121020
bump I wanna see this completed.
blump
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>>127398
Blimp!
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>>127405
Is this real?
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>>127406
Yes

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Germany without a nigger anywhere in sight

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>>123486
Has there ever been evidence of pointing this out swaying anyone? I've heard a handful of niggers talk about it but whites seem to either get mad or shrug it off.
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Chinese cuisine
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