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>>217027 (OP) 
>cartoon porn

>>215194 (OP) 
No,  everyone always has hemorrhoids you just noticed them when they're inflamed, they are not open wounds,  they are vains that carry blood your intestines and are partly responsible for keeping your sphincter cleanse

start using high quality psyllium seedhusk supplement. take it in the morning. it works.

It shouldn't, but who knows? You can get rid of hemorrhoids by fasting for a week and eating lots of high-quality, fiber-rich foods.

>>215194 (OP) 
Enzymes in the butthole keep things like yeast infection from being a thing, that and infection slows healing butt with the butt it heals so fast it doesn't matter. It's why intestinal cancer is so common. If you don't smoke the most likely cancer to die form is actually butt cancer. Look it up. the faster the healing the more likely your death. stomach would be right up there but the repair is easier and also it has way too many nerves, the stomach, so you feel the cancer from a miles away.

>>216741
Anyway, you should stop excusing all the stupid arguments you initiate unprompted with the excuse that you're gatekeeping. Clearly no one asked you to do so.

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No I don't skate, but I always found the sounds of the board rolling and hitting the pavement very soothing for some reason.

>>216769
it does have a soothing sound yeah, kinda like the constant humming of certain machines

>>211619
is there a source on the second video

>>216734
What is honest is that gatekeeping of your caliber leads to having zero traffic, that is why you are here not hosting your own imageboard nor board is because you wanted the traffic to  merely complain at. Surely you know that no one would use a /b/ with too many rules, therefore you are trying to harm it.

>>216543
With AI technology on the consumer market, as much as I'd like to I'll pass. And if it has nothing to do with real instruments then I'll pass.

>>216704
I might be able to help you with that too. I did dable in fl studio a little bit. It definitely has more quality samples that's for sure

>>216707
You can post a song while playing a "real" instrument if you want.

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I miss 2016.

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Please take care of your foxgirls this summer

>>213040
Bitch you better share that watermelon.

>>212043
Yukari-sama grew a lot of tails...

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I love Tsukasa

>>216902
I would offer to sacrifice my goat but I never bought a goat.

You look more like a Pinhead Larry

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>>216903
No worries. I've got you covered anon.

>>216898 (OP) 
Shut up Rick.

>>216904
You absolute oaf, that's clearly Dirty Dan.

Discord will die, something more sophisticated will replace it, you will whine about the new thing like you did with Discord for the last decade and still wonder why your social circle is tiny. 
All while imageboards are dying.

>>216864
You're cabbage

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>>216812 (OP) 
Become? It's always been shit.

>>216059
You mean like one of those reptilian aliens? If so, you had better try and banish her before it's too late.

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>>216004
modarchode come here i fuck u and ur sister i just had 5 poop cakes im buff as fuck i fuck u up bloody bitch how dare you insult india you basterd motherfucker i fuck your dead grandma

>>216064
Late as in what? What could happen? I'm good as long as I don't sign anything right?

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>>215754 (OP) 
Lizards are kinda cute so sure why not?

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>>216067
Dalit dog I fuck you I fuck you sister bitch lasagna say that to gorgeous Tamil STUD like myself, you playing with fire bloody dalit I fuck you good

A ti lo que te pasa es que eres gilipollas, XD

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>>216858
What?

>>216795 (OP) 
>formentera
No need to know Spanish if you know how to suck independentista cock, specially if you're a foreigner. If you enjoy coke, whores and trance anthems from 20 years ago you'd be a step away from Ibiza as well.
What the fuck are you even going to do there? Island's fucking tiny. Going to move into a hut?
>baleares
Luckily you didn't choose the other island set. Don't know what the fuck is going on in Canarias other than Morocco taking a huge soulful shit all over it.

>>216883
>f you enjoy coke, whores and trance anthems from 20 years ago you'd be a step away from Ibiza as well.
I've never done any of those things and I've never been anywhere other than my own country
>What the fuck are you even going to do there?
A relative of mine went there on vacation and now he wants to start a business there, he wants to buy a house there taking a loan out in our country and wants me to move in with him to help with said business.
>Island's fucking tiny. Going to move into a hut?
I mean, I live in a town that's 8x smaller by surface area but is 4x as dense population wise, so if anything it's a big improvement. As long as there are basic facilities, what should I be worried about really? As for the housing, the relative I mentioned, he saw quite a few decent looking houses and he's planning on buying one or more.

>>216883
>No need to know Spanish if you know how to suck independentista cock
Also this sentence worries me greatly, is this a local custom or what? I don't want to suck cock in general, let alone this Indiepenistas dude's cock.