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You can even get a dog one, if your parole officer permits it

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Pink lady one

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I prefer these long ass mousepads that cover your entire desk.

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>>197589
I bought Catapult Feud and it came with these sweet terrain mousemats
No tits in them, though.

>>197580 (OP) 
>shitskin
No

>>197381 (OP) 
Anyone have the durian fruit one? That's a classic.

>>197561
1st webm has none of that though. You pretty much have 0% chance of catching any stds. Anal is gross no matter if it's gay or straight. They had 0% chance of contracting an std in doing what they were doing

>>197561
>don't like censorship? Go to the place anons left due to it being... more censored
All that mass spam banning made it feel like a fake pph. Then there's the proof of work token bullshit that breaks cpu's.

>>197571
/b/ has no rules and that also applies to its moderation

>>197574
That's something dysfagia has said and look where he is now.

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>>195139
>multi universes 
Is retarded so I'm ignoring it. That's like saying you are John Connor and meant to be destroyed by your own fake father's cock as the original John cannot be John unless the entire universe planned his birth, of which, you know, sounds like Jaysus of which is super fucking all around gay. You're in the timelien where you were NOT meanat to travel time even if you think it's out there, you are here  in THIS timelilne ergo it's a gay option, many universes, parraLEL. 

So ignoring that:

Because of how cause and effect work. Temporal paradoxes and all. "Causality". Even science fiction warns about time travel. Even if it were possible you'd probably end up glitching the universe to where cause and effect no longer meant anything, a world of chaos. 

But yeah, say you can switch universes, what if you end up in hell accidentally? Random universe here we come! NIce experiment. Fuck that. Not that I think it's real, I think that 'everything is possible' bullshit is a human error personally. They hate feeling trapped and want to believe in indeed heaven and shit, a second chance, etc, without regard to the fact that infinite hell also resides there.

>>195162
>travel to 100 years ago
>trying to tell post Queen Victorian era people to chill 
>make political backlash instead
>it's even worse
Butterfly effect. At least kill Queen Victoria, you gotta go back further. She created a sort of bullshit anti-fun logic that got hookers and shit banned over time. 
>try to kill her
>get called insane and locked up
<Oh wait...

The atoms you're made of already existed in the past, to move back in time you'd remove those atoms from current time (effectively destroying them), and you'd have duplicated atoms existing in the past, it doesn't work.

>>195186
What you mean to get at is that the universe cannot have something newly made into it even if it's newly you? In stargate they have people go out of phase over having two at once in one episode, made me roll my eyes personally. I imagine if something like that is true it'd be more like Fringe and the cause and effect would glitch but rather than destroy the universe it'd just fuck up everything until life cannot exist, but because they did in the past it'd be a chaotic nightmare as that probably won't change so you'd get just what you asked for and like a dumb ass only the past would function properly so you'd have to keep running away to the past as you destroyed the future, for one cannot have a future without cause, of which travel to the past destroys cause, thus destroying the effect, the effect being the future.  Like running up a curtain as it unravels, making it worse and worse as you pull on the strings as you go further and further back in time, eventually to the point where you cannot survive in the atmosphere and the dino laughs at your gay ass and then moves on with it's life after the universe finally stops glitching becuase you deleted all of humanity due to your petulant desires.

>>195186
Conservation of energy is preserved if you take the entire multiverse into account as ira own closed system, what you are removing from one timeline is being removed from another. The total sum of energy remains the same. If it's at all possible to go back in time then the multiverse must exist because all other solutions fail upon consideration; for example a chronological protection conjecture inevitably requires the breaking of laws of physics to preserve temporal causality. Its not a serious proposal for how going back in time wouldn't produce a paradoxical reality.

>>197536
They didn't, and that was part of the problem.
They had anywhere between 5-10 threads in which they endlessly bickered.

>>197536
>They stayed in their self contained threads
Except that wasn't the case and there was an active effort to derail every thread into the same shit.
Tbh the zzzchan /b/ animu really fell off after the first season.

>>197538
>>197539
What happened when you told the christcucks to fuck out of your thread? They fucked out of your thread.
What happens when you tell the usual faggots to fuck out of your thread? They start posting interracial porn and eceleb buttholes.

>>197540
>What happened when you told the christcucks to fuck out of your thread? They fucked out of your thread.
No they didn't lol. They'd make 10 new threads for every 2 pagan threads in the catalog and were endlessly obnoxious about it too. Rikafag was definitely the most obnoxious of them. Not only did he shitfling and derail other threads, he was constantly bringing up christian morals in threads as if it were /christian/ and expected others not to call him out on it. 
>What happens when you tell the usual faggots to fuck out of your thread? They start posting interracial porn and eceleb buttholes.
That was christians larping as "pagans"

>>197540
>What happened when you told the christcucks to fuck out of your thread? They fucked out of your thread.
That's one of the most blatant lies I've seen on this board. 4/10

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There's treasure beyond this point but don't wake the dragon, more then 300 skiers have died trying. Are you gamer enough to find the treasure and survive?

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sheeeeeiiiiit

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>Listening some radio show on the web
>"Big tech is le evil buy cuckoldVPM™ today and protect your PrYbAsEaH!!!"
>Says it while posting his show on a site with +13 trackers.
I hope I can get to see this people being punished.

>>197439
>Marge isn't 300 pounds 
WRONG

>>197463
she's also short about a dozen kids.

>>196617
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Is this a ｃｕｃｋｓｈｉｔ ?🫴

>>197319
It's okay I expected you to be fucking stupid.

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My glans requires abrasion.

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Fox life is hard.
Spend all your youth in a foxing school, and all you get is a stupid furploma.

>>197349
A white person would do this: <img src="image.png">.

>OP asks an innocent question and posts a cute video
>gets met with a chorus of codefaggots bleeding out of their hairholes over it
Is it any wonder why companies would rather hire pajeets and robots?

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>>197515
Who cares about some faggot IT stonks bubble companies. I'm not buying their shit. All my fake ass (not real money) federal reserve notes go into food and silver, simple as.

>>197515
what's a hairhole

>>197528
Don't worry about it.

>>196698
I know what you're talking about but I'm pretty sure it's somewhere on my old pc that's dead

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>>197283 (OP) 
I NEED a sharp cheddar cheese and natural ice beer, other than that it varies. Often I eat halfway healthy though so I like to often eat lentil brown rice soups with butterball turkey jerky in it and flavored moar with badia 14 spices. Lentils cook faster than beans. It's cheap if not for the turkey jerky, of which, turkey has too much cholesterol even if not for the cheese. Doctor says I'll die eventually.... what a shock! A common side includes bell pepper with cherry tomato, not grape but cherry tomatoes, and soem sort of chip and or cracker. My new fav cracker is some chicken flavored cracker that's only sold in the US"s south.

>>197283 (OP) 
eggs with a side of water
and maybe some hot sauce

Lately I've been partial to making pancakes with chocolate protein powder and frying them up in bacon grease. They taste so god damn good but I know I'm just asking for a cardiac incident.

>>197283 (OP) 
Fettuccine Alfredo, pretty hard to fuck up. I don't know Italian food is pretty easy to make

>>197409
Yell "heil hitler and fuck niggers"

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>>197402
>There are better ways of doing that.
I'm listening.
>It's second hand embarrassment
That's why it's funny.

>>197402
>There are better ways of doing that.
No one cares about your standards for obtaining a laugh. If they did nobody would laugh because you're an impossible faggot.

>read the rest of the post
>it was the fag who's been throwing a months long tantrum over "based"
What a bitch you turned out to be.

Everything is cringe. Caring about nothing and hating is based. If you disagree with me, you're Jewish and brown.