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>I only fap to ecchi, how could you tell?
>>251805 (OP) 
>avatarfagging as a vampire character Slayer from Guilty Gear, obsolete fighting game series from Nipponland
cringe
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>>251805 (OP) 
>>251805 (OP) 
everything except Ecchi is a Jewish psyop

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A Reminder to everyone, that no matter how bad the year might have been for you, it will never be anywhere near as bad as being a 4cuck mod overworking for days patching the site's shitty security after getting themselves doxxed.
and it won't be nearly as bad as the Jannitors, WHO ARE DOING IT FOR FREE MIND YOU

their Discord must be in Utter "Discord", can't wait to bully them about it once the site's back online.
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>>246606
zzzchan literally only exists to be the anti-cakechan by your logic so I don't see what the big deal is
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>>252007
anti what now? stop shilling your gay shithole nobody cares about and fuck off
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>>252010
please be a real post
>>252007
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
Asuka is inside your walls.
Knock them over to reach her.
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>>252013
Anon please stop... I can't take it anymore. These delusions are unhealthy.

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After graduating highschool, I lost connection with all my old friends. I put in a reasonable amount of energy maintaining contact. However, I felt that this was not being reciprocated so I gradually gave up trying too.
After all, why should they or anyone waste energy maintaining a relationship over long distances? Most of us will probably never see each other again.

Isn't that weird? 
Historically, the connections you made in childhood lasted for the rest of your life. Yet today, they do not outlast your teenage years.
The cause of this is a combination of modern capitalism (people moving around multiple times in their life for work, being unable to establish roots), modern parenting (the culture of evicting your son from the home as soon as he reaches 18), and to lesser extents: College and internet.
"Going to college" has, for decades, been effectively forced upon children by literally every authority figure they will ever encounter from their parents to their teachers. And being removed from the place you grew up for 4-6 years is certainly a factor in destroying the many, many great relationships that you built up over your teenage years. However, I would rank it lower than parenting and capitalism due to its ostensibly temporary state. If college were localized or a temporary place you went to and then returned to your home and your family, then it would not be as destructive. 
Social media is similar.

I don't believe that this was int
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>>251941
>What platforms do you have?
Grindr
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>>251941
Wish I could but prudence speaks against making contact over /b/
I do have a few friends, but it's difficult to find extraverts these days who aren't weirdos.
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>>251985
Just meet up at a public place like Waffle House
>>251941
i would only drag you down.

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N-word pass? Pffft! How about an N-word investment? Call someone a nigger IRL and rake in the cash. And remember: If there is a hard R your profits gonna soar to the air.
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>>251838
Shitler is all talk no action, if fartdolf shitler was so great why didn't he rid germany of the kikes?
<but but muh aushwitz
Imagine being such a kike fellator that you provide them free swimming pools, concerts and residence. Atleast the faggot twinkfucker Hadrian physically removed them, shitler licked their boots and singlehandedly destroyed European Nationalism and sullied genuine anti-jewish struggle.
>xitter mutts completely missing the point of hitler heroization
i bet you fags felt proud vooting for zognald
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>>251874
>voting
>ever
>using normalfag sites
>ever
Don't project. 
>>251824
Don't go thinking I like the government. The wrong side won. 
>>251444
I am here to inform you that   ew 
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>>251935
>p-projection!
lmao
>>251935
>Don't go thinking I like the government
I wasn't implying that, I was implying it's power isn't  absolute and is mostly coward bureaucrats

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I jacked off into a glass cup and drank my sperm last night. It tastes mildly acidic and salty but not in a good way. It has a kind of aroma that makes you nauseated.
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>>251826 (OP) 
Stop eating microplastics.
>>251919
Who is Fagatha?
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>>251826 (OP) 
Did you wash it down with Fanta?
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>>251963
he's a guy who kept replying "muh scotsman fallacy" to every post talking about the imageboard meta back in 2022-2023
also he shoved stuff up his ass

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Suck my cock dude
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< Why getting your dick ripped off while fucking a Hoover sucks
Actually, the site hasn't been that terrible recently. It's been a nice break from all the vessay trash watching those faggot ecelebs from the 2010s cannibalize each other.
>>251550
Its all nigger mating tactics spelt out by college educated jigs. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them has a video implicitly saying to go for ten year old dadless girls like they always do.
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I have found peak millennial  entertainment: a hour long video about idea of a game.
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>>251983
I think absolute state of youtube would be a 1 hour long "Reacting to viewers reaction about my idea for a game".
>Warlockracy
Specifically about that channel, I used to enjoy some of the showcases of fallout mods, but as Ukraine's position in the war worsened, this guy went full shill, to the detriment of his content.

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How the fuck one can play videogames on Leenux?
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>>250563
Came to say this, thanks fpbp
>>250564
And you are 50 percent faggot and 50 percent nigger
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>>251972
Fortnite isn't your life pablo
Fortnite porn is great
>>250561 (OP) 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1XFHit02E
Nobara with an amd graphics driver is very good

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How would imageboards be affected by a post tip (donation) feature?

Imagine that a popular imageboard (ie. cuckchan if it was alive), and/or a bunch of altchans at once, introduced a "tip" feature where you can tip posts that you like. Kind of like that Reddit Gold shit but it's actual money.
Like, you could tip a post with something like PayPal or even crypto or that BAT shit, and then the original poster (this would be stored either with a cookie or with an account) could cash it out or re-tip it to another post. If a poster isn't active or doesn't do anything with the money they got for a set amount of time, it would be refunded to the person who tipped, and if that failed, it would just go to the site owner's pocket. And other than that, there would be only a minimal or no tax at all taken by the website (other than payment processing fees, of course). And let's suppose that most people would trust that this is legit and that the site owner wouldn't scam anyone.

How would this affect imageboards and their posts? Would we see more high quality and OC posts? Would we see more insincere posts that are just there to pander to someone to get a tip? Both?
Would we see shameless posts explicitly begging for money (and would they even ever get it?)?

And let's imagine that a tip counter was displayed on each post. How would that affect posting in this case? Would there be people/shills purposely donating to their own posts to make them look 
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>>247441
I FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTERD DO THE NEEDFUL AND KILL YOURSELF
>>247411 (OP) 
It's a neat idea. I think you would want to make sure you don't let the money reward affect visibility of posts, though. Continue to list things on the board in chronological order.
Secondly, you need a way to identify posters, at least on the server side. I don't think a cookie is a great way to do it, rather an account would be better. The accounts don't actually have to be visible on the userside, just to the server, so everyone remains anonymous. Then the account could have a payment method attached to it (optional if anon doesn't want to give that info out), either a paypal sort of thing or a crypto address. Let the site skim 1 or 2% off all payments, and donor is responsible for any fees involved. It could work.
I do worry about flooding the site with third worlders trying to make money, like others have mentioned. Not sure what the best way to do that is. You could just ban all Indian IPs or something, and only the ones who can figure out a VPN could get through. The backend account system also gives you some moderation tools, since you could ban accounts or ban them from getting money. But you'd have to think about a way to stop people from just making new accounts that balances users' preference for privacy. I wouldn't want to use a site that requires a phone number or collects hardware addresses/unique identifiers, for example.
I don't totally know what sort of posts wou
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>>247411 (OP) 
jews would destroy the system pretty quickly
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>>247411 (OP) 
I think monetary incentives of any kind twist the mind of the creator on a fundamental level of Pavlovian conditioning. 
Even if it's a donation, and even if the money isn't needed, I fear subconsciously the OP would lean towards making more of what provided the most money, leading to a degradation in variety, quality and everything we would look in fine posting.
Hell just getting more replies and positive feedback is enough to tilt the direction of a creator towards the lowest common denominator, how much more if would a material incentive alter his will?
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>>247411 (OP) 
Money?

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the russian race (rus) is over. the russian language is too complicated and deprecated. language is filled with contradictions and cannot be fixed. china will invade russia this year and other states will not get involved. they will either cancel each other out, or russia will lose
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>>251593
Yes but which ones actually contributed to russias success development wise?
>>251593
>Wtf is Russian race? Some are Slavs, some are Mongols, some other Asians of various descent.
Ones actually referring to themselves as "Russians" (Ruskie) are a mix of Slavs and Finns (further north you go, more Finn it gets), the slanties are a separate thing.
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>>251772
Most are mutts with the majority of Slav, less than 1/4 admixture of Mongol from their middle ages conquest and sometimes trace part of Vikings and Germans, each less than 1 percent, I guess.
>>249149 (OP) 
>. china will invade russia this year
That would be incredibly stupid for China. They would isolate themselves internationally and Russia has proven that modern technology favors the defender.
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>>251850
oh yeah this sounds exactly like early 2022
<That would be incredibly stupid for Russia. They would isolate themselves internationally

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People always talk about art and programming and game dev and there's threads and generals for them, but why do people rarely discuss music creation? How do you learn to make music?
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I've tried learning music before but totally failed. When I practice something, I like to dedicate myself to it, but I haven't had the means to do that with music. I'm crushed when I have the motivation to practice but I end up going to a job instead. If I were to study it again, it would just cause me stress. Being able to make music would be cool but at the same time, I doubt that I would like it that much. Releasing music would likely entail nameniggering. I have no means of working with a group. I doubt that I would be able to create something like my favorite music, especially since it's made by groups and has female vocals. The Japs are able to get paid for making that stuff, that's not possible here. Studying music would only be for me and I'd never share it with anyone. I doubt it's worth dedicating myself and studying something that's only for my entertainment.
>>248984 (OP) 
Music is the easy part. Zun could not even draw but he was good at the music for example.
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>>251902
>  which is theory. Unfortunately I don't know much about the theory myself
I wonder if this could help OP. It contains a section about classic music theory.
>>251902
>Unfortunately I don't know much about the theory
I will explain it, it's
A B C D E F G letters, and
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 numbers
each number can go down and up, resulting in flat and sharp
chord is combination of numbers 1 3 5
minor chord is same combination but with lowered 3, like 1 b3 5
sometimes a chord can have number 7, like 1 3 5 7 for major 7th
or 1 b3 5 b7 for minor 7th
and 1 3 5 b7 for dominant 7th
with this information you should be able to make any chord anywhere you want, because remember, it doesn't matter where the 1 3 5 is placed (high on keyboard or low on keyboard), as long as it's 1 3 5 it makes it a chord
one octave is "8" basically same as 1
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>>251965
in fact, one more thing. the letters part actually irrelevant and is constraint. this is why you often see in "more professional music" people writing letters as roman NUMBERS, still numbers you see, so like
I II III IV V VI VII
or i ii iii iv v vi vii
this is because chord names don't matter, it's the pitch intervals, the numbers that matter

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