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post in this thread to get banned, free of charge.
I got nothing else to do.

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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST He's busy I'll get em

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>>137395
Sure

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Im no ass man but damn

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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Miku uprising NOW

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Why does she have such a huge ass?

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST To lead you to sin

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>need new qt brown girls please

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I only slept for only 2 maybe 3 hours last night. help me. How do I stop thinking when I hit the lights and just go to bed.
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Stop trying to sleep and just keep trying to stay awake until you pass out. If that doesn't help go look for a good doctor to order EXAMS and not get pills.
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violently bash your head against the wall until you fall asleep
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the devil made me do it
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>>132924 (OP) 
Sleep is a waste of time doe
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>pic

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>>137107
>the majority are trash
I don't know, watched those on >>137073 and his delivery was great. I think they're pretty funny.
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Horrible artwork, is he commissioning troons to do these?

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Gentlemen, I bring you the following dilemma: If you have to choose a wife, and the choice was between muscular vs corpulent, well-built vs well-fed, hard&firm vs soft&loose, sixpack vs meat-rolls. Which one do you go for and why?
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NANOMACHINES, SENPAI
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>ywn have a corpulent judo-practicing tomboy girlfriend wrestle you to the ground and tell you what a puny little thing you are.
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Week woman breed inferior week sons and daughters, genetics is a two way street and while that's not the only important factor you'd be cursing your children with the burden of having diabetes or other such hereditary autoimmune diseases that could have otherwise been prevented, their life will be hell from one and it will be you and your partners fault for choosing to reproduce despite having nothing of value to offer humanity.
If you wanna pump and dump landwhales or even make them life long partners fine OP but for the love of god please wear a rubber while doing so or even go as far as to sterilize yourself, the world has enough morbidly obese El-goblinos running waddling around and sharting up local Walmarts.

Also think of it like this, a fit woman will take care of you when the two of you get old just as you'd do the same for her if you truly love each other, a elderly landwhale on the other hand will be completely dependent on your aid to sacrifice six gorillion McDonald tendies a day unto the alter of gluteny/her sunken mattress and won't even if she wants to offer anything in return.

Choose the cute yoga instructor, choose the cute enthusiast cyclist bike snob, choose the cute martial arts tomboy, choose the cute rancher/barn girl.
There's no such thing as a perfect woman but all of these hypothetical choices are better than someone who's personality is built upon how many different fast food restaurants she's eaten from... while ordering from grub hub.

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Why should a woman tolerate you for being a landwhale?

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>so keeping up with the fantasy theme, I would like to think that things get better rather than worse.
So you want a /fit/ wife who will also double as your tard wrangler who only cooks healthy meals and patiently waits for you to waddle your way through a newbie trail? Sounds more like you really needed a good father or mother who wasn't a dead beat and actually cared about your health at an early age.
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>2 hours since last post
what killed this site?
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Brenton Tarrant and the Lucky Jews
Also didn't help that the imbecile known as sturgeon banned a gorillion Tor nodes
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Dim Mak

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i just figured out why our daughters wear blue hair and its depressing
its because we are a minority now
to avoid getting raped by tyrone because she looks better than everyone else, she has to dye her hair blue to signal that she's pro LGBTQT++ or something, to make them think shes not a perfect being, so they wont rape her out of contempt. we are like  the jews now, using these dishonest ways of living as leeches in a mostly black nation
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>>133129
No demand for that.
>>132346 (OP) 
retard

also if kids fuck off ib's normalnigger
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That's right. Parents shouldn't have access to wrongthink.
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>>137919
pay taxes
>>132346 (OP) 
Why don't you marry a nigger if you love em so much?

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How to isolate myself from humans, normalfags, cities, villages, traffic, rat race, noise
I hate humans and normalfags. I hate everything about them. I could make a mass shooting.
I want to be left alone and live in nature.
I want to kill all humans. They shouldn't be alive.
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>>133921
Op is not rich
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>>133927
But it is expensive to live in the center of big city. The farther you go from dense city the cheaper the land and housing.
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>>134009
Can confirm, getting away from the mass gets easier everyday. There are even remote places around Europe that pay people to move into so the town isn't deserted.
Start by versing yourself in the outdoors more. Make a habit out of it. Move out of populated areas, stay focused on what you want. Keep working at it. Never give up regardless of what your faced with. Don't overthink anything anyone says or does around you up until you leave. Literally do the utmost bare minimum for anyone if you have to (work, wife, friends, etc..) 

You'll  see OP. It will all eventually go away :-)
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>hate humans
>ask humans for advice
oh shit nigger what are you doing dot jay peg

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An Offspring album at max volume.
>>137907
For a while they had buttcoin miners and other malware in them. I haven't been keeping up to date on them now though.
kill yourselves
>>119568
/v/ is basically not used properly fag
>>119564
very yes but hurrrr duur

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imageboards often argue in absolutes and objective terms
>you steal? you're a nigger
>you trick and lie? you're a kike
>you buy thing that can be pirated? you're a cuck
and you often get mocked for doing any of these but is it right at all?
what if I'm stealing from a kike?
what if I'm buying from someone who actually deserves my financial support?
what if I'm tricking a nigger?

I for one steal from big grocery chains and pirate from big companies and certainly don't feel like a nigger because those companies are owned by greedy kikes who promote faggotry, white genocide and such degeneracy, and giving my money to them would literally be against my own interests, in a nutshell, stealing from them not only does it not make you a nigger, but it's the superior moral choice, in contrast, stealing from old pops' local shop run by him and his teenage son is indeed deplorable 

now things don't look so black and white anymore and there's a layer of subjectivity to it, does that make leftists right when they say everything is relative?
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>censored ai art
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>it's the superior moral choice
No; the superior moral choice is to boycott and never buy from them, and support smaller businesses, you baboon.
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Is that laserpig?
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I've been permanently banned from countless imageboards, international, single language, tor only etc. Countless of times, with the aid of multiple, free and paid anonymizing services + router resets I've evaded probably hundreds of said bans and I've continued my posting openly boasting and announcing that their actions were useless and only emboldened me and inflated my ego, until the admins and mods' hands were forced and had to resort to blanket ban Tor and any VPN or proxy service, at times even blacklisting any anonymizer from accessing the site entirely, and my public IP range whole.
I've caused numerous word filters and image hash filters to be implemented site wide to try and combat me, I've been accused of being numerous different literally who locals despite not even knowing whom they were and I've entertained both the admins and the people who accused me for the sake of making them run in circles.

That is to say I didn't do it because just for the sake of it.
All I've been doing is fighting against injustice as the vast majority of the bans were for frivolous, vague or downright made up reasons like pointing out moderation flaws, "spam" and other similar things. Of course, if I deem something unjust, I'm simply not just going to take it like a good boy, I just wouldn't. I would not let my voice be silenced. And thus I fought fire with fire. I became what I was being accused and drove them to their own self destruction. I trolled, I derailed, I spammed, I acte
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>>137812
>sorry you had to find out this way!
more than 1 version of that image also


it is arbitrary u child


also i was 20 in 09, if i grew up with the net i would have been there earlier because literally hs kids told each other about it when 15ish ergo i shoulda been there by 04.


not every1 had internet check ur privilege.
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>>137822
>fagatha is 34
It's over.
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>>137824
>zoomerspeak
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>>137822
>i shoulda been there by 04
But you weren't and only arrived in its decline. Sorry, newfag.
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>>137827
what if it were always in decline?

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