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I've been thinking a lot about what life with a paraplegic person must be like.
Wouldn't it be nice to go for a walk in town while wheeling a cute disabled girl around? Helping her into the elevators in the subway tunnels and getting aboard the train?
As you wait patiently for the train to reach your stop, you keep a tight grip on the chair's handles so she doesn't go rolling off to the back of the wagon.
Once you two get home, she stretches her arms and asks you to help her onto the bed. You pick her up and princess carry her, gently laying her down on the mattress and covering her skinny, broken legs with a warm blanket.
She then looks up to you with thankful eyes, and says "Hey, um... Thanks for always helping me get around. You're... a very kind person."
Smiling weakly, she rests her head on the pillow and closes her eyes.
Well, I didn't really mean to write a story. I just wanted to give you all an example of how cute wheelchairs can be.
After reading my post, how do you feel about them? Any discussion and opinions are welcome.
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Would you mind if you had to clean it?
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>>182531 (OP) 
I too once visited halfchan's /r9k/ an eon or so ago. I get it, the desire for one type of disabled to create harmony from dissonance. Very poetic but also unrealistic. It's why they go fully retarded and wiz-post instead of this sort of thing upon no longer being able to take the banter. Two ruined people do not improve nor complete one another. You're guilty of a fetish caused by low self esteem.
That would suck, but I would ultimately accept doing it.
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Clean it from where? From the floor or from the girl's butt?
Katawa shoujo

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which one of you autistic faggots made this
ALL polniggers ate the left pic since the 60s or whatever
its like this pic was made after some 4chin stopped eating fast food for a week
you are such fucking normalfags its pathetic. you arent special because you (really or imaginably) eat healthy food, this is still a thing normies do
and what the fukc makes chili con carne unhealthy? only because youre such a fucking normafag braindead monkey that the word "unhealthy" means literally fuck all in your mind and is based on some sort of aesthetic nonsense
taking ivermectin and eating some specific bullshit are normalfaggotniggerfuckfacedweeb behaviors. kill yourself. all of you.
wait theres more,, he says vegan food is to minimize resource usage, even though it costs more to make.

actual proper labels:
junk food (dogshit)
cafeteria shit
vegan shit
typical healthy home made food more often made by 3rd worlders than by polniggers, that isnt full of butter milk salt sugar sauce eggs and oils contrary to what OP needs to consider it "healthy"
jump off a bridge you fucking failure imagine being this retarded about even the most basic things in life. if you agree with op pic just end it now, theres no going up for you.
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takes 2 hands to hold this Whopper, bud ;)
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what he meant is its not a nice well ordered bread or pie formed into a nice simple geometric shape
This should not be so funny. 
>>195082 (OP) 
Straight off the bat I knew slop was as spamtastically faggoty as the *oom meme.
It's all goyslop, OP.

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I mostly use the internet to watch obscure youtube videos and lolcow documentaries and lurk this board from time to time I guess.
It's a shame. I remember being very excited to come home and browse forums, newgrounds, youtube, imageboards and so on.
Nowadays I mostly play vidya and work on my personal projects.
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*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
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no because users of cringe are right more than 50% of the time whereas anyone writing "slop" is an obvious alex jones tier retard who is never right about anything
What the fuck is going on?
>Nowadays I mostly play vidya and work on my personal projects.
You're probably better off for it too, the internet is too centralized and the places that aren't are full of annoying faggots.
>>195016 (OP) 
I too am old.

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I fucking hate dogs, they're noisy, gross, ugly, annoying, and often dangerous. Truly the niggers of animals. Cats are much more beautiful/cute and civilized, they're more comparable to Whites/Asians.
What may be even worse that dogs themselves is the whole cultism surrounding them which is absolutely everywhere and makes me feel like the last sane man in the world. No, fuck you, I'm not a psychopath or anything of the sort for not liking your disgusting monsters, etc.
The only context in which I could like dogs is maybe 2D doggirls, but even then, catgirls are still way better.
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If you think a puppy is cuter than a kitty, you have brain damage
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It's a harsh life-long disability that affects most people in the world.
It's called "non-White", regardless of the skin color.
Whatever pedo
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This used to be a real problem in Paris decades ago. Now it's only the rapefugees that shit everywhere.
Cats get rid of rodents while the best thing dogs do is shit on the front lawn lol and the vast majority of the time dogs don't do shit when the house is being robbed

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Key is good stuff. Only battle shounen-addicted spics and pseudo-intellectual troonies would disagree.
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>>190287 (OP)  (OP) 
My issue with Key is that they always just produces Nakige. I honestly think that Key wouldn't be so bad if it actually created visual novels that weren't aimed to be sad all the time. It's just not believable that every fucking route is Nakige. They make emotionally manipulative content and expect others not to realize that once you've played one game, you've pretty much played all of them
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>For me the perfect visual novel and combination of those advantages would be a proper game where you can walk around and take in the atmosphere.
That was Monster Girl Island until the dev fucking bailed on everybody
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You WILL cry on every route, you WILL be emotionally manipulated, you WILL play all of their games and you WILL be happy.
Lets rub our girl cocks together

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dig dig dig... digmimon, digimon dig dig dig... digmimon, digimon, dig dig dig


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How do you dispose of your coom?
I personally use an old sock. Can be used many times before getting very smelly, and then I can just rewash it. Also convenient because I can just put it on my benis like a condom or something when close to actually cooming.
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> moves around and behaves like an imp
> shoots imp balls at you
I bet you can just walk backwards and he won't see you!
>>179995 (OP) 
OP here.
I use toilet paper now.
It's not reusable, but that's not exactly a problem since it's my parents who buy it anyway. And while it sucks that I can't put it on my benis like a condom, I just use my other hand for lightly pressing the paper on the head during the moment of cooming.
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>>179995 (OP) 
Save the planet!
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In the fishtank!
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What if they get pregnant? You're gonna have to take responsibility, anon

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Having some tea
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Alright I'll explain the joke:
It's a pun, the words "Iron knee" sound almost exactly like the word "Irony". It's probably harder to notice the joke for non native English speakers.
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Sorry, I don't have subvocalization because I lack a soul, and there are people around me so I don't want to read it aloud.
Kill yourself soynigger
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Coming from the place where pizza was hosted.
Please consider pic related.
that's not the joke, the joke is that the armor prevents you from taking an arrow to the knee xD

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Is it good and White-like to have a good hygiene, like showering multiple times a week, shaving, etc. or is it just effeminate?
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Before showers people still bathed when they could, just because it wasn't as convenient back then doesn't mean they enjoyed being filthy turds.
>the shower jew
>>187454 (OP) 
but everyone likes it cheep

also you must give up all those worldly feelings, like cursing intensely and such or complaining

generally you suck
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draw me a space marine
Hello my fellow waffle stompers!

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I know it's OVER, but is it OVER OVER, or is it OVER but not really yet? I just want to know is it officially OVER? like is it SO OVER or not? only serious replies if you please.
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Fat blue hair tranny
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What about BetaRefugee?
>>185707 (OP) 
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>>185707 (OP) 
It's not over anon, I cloned Cookie Kiss Reimu's voice just for you.
>>185707 (OP) 
Ehh... I don't know, man...

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