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I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
What does it make me?
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>>328391
This was just a normal post, wtf is wrong with u anons
>>328413
would
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>I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
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>>328325 (OP) 
>I use a bread box, but leave it open and inside a fridge
>What does it make me?
Far less likely to encounter roaches than someone who leaves an open bread box on the kitchen counter.
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>>328395
Boomer.

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>>328399
You are not a real pirate.
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>>328401
Define REAL Pirate
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>>328402
Not you.
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Real pirate here. Back in the day, I pirated this game and beat it.
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>can't post a gachimuchi thread without a butthurt newfag mod deleting it 
>some newfag keeps shitting up threads 
This board has changed.
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Happy birthday, Billy...
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>>304853 (OP) 
Me on the bottom right
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>>328318
>bottom 
Yeah we know you are.
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>>328329
FUCK YOU
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>>328314
Ass we can

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>lindsey graham died before i got the chance to have gay sex with him
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>>328218 (OP) 
how many boys did you think he diddled in Epstein's island and Rothschild's parties?
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>>328254
'bout three fiddy
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>epstein reference out of nowhere
>btw they raped and killed 10 gorillian kids (also boys now) because i need that to be true, so there!
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>>328283
Why are you baiting on a board with less than 40 people?
Lady bug died of jew AIDS

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>watch world cup
>best footballers in the world
>foul called
>penalty kick
>no-one's allowed to interfere with the kick
>guy misses the 20' x 8' goal by 5'
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My favorite part was when a nigger kicked a ball. Did you see it?
I don't watch football,  it's boring as fuck, too many teams qualifying for finals. Group A, B C ect. Seems too random. Too many sub leagues to keep  watch (basically every country has a league of their own that's divided by the cities their in). The way it's organized is too confusing and inconsistent
I yearn for a society that actively, and in huge numbers, participates in sports instead of just watching it as a spectator.
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>>328187
It's 20x8 cocks (4me)
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>>328184
>84 GET
It's a brave New World...
imagine my surprise when I discovered that Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy is actually THIS playground equipment:
>pic1

>>>328199
I get you. Unfortunately, humans have always have had about 80% of the population that are watchers and followers. We'll need to have an intergalactic transport or an Off-World base to have that.

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"Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot." ~Niccolo Machiavelli
This is probably what German military planners were thinking throughout the early 20th century. But the fact is that Germany clearly lacked the strength to actually destroy its rivals. Thus, its provocative actions were not just pointless but wholly counter-productive.

Take the naval arms race with Great Britain. What was the point of this? Britain and France had always been rivals and then Germany swoops in, declares that it will build a fleet larger than Great Britain, something the UK absolutely cannot ever accept, and then forced the British to make common cause with France. The UK kept trying to reason with Germany and explain indirectly that they would never allow them to do this. And the Keizer just continued on his mission to alienate the British by any means.
And why? Germany was a land power. What did their massive naval investment get them in 1914? Nothing. It sat in port for 4 years doing nothing to aid the war in any way. The German colonial empire was a joke so they absolutely didn't need a huge navy and even if they had had one, the combined French and British navy would still beat it. So it would just sit in port regardless of its strength. 

So the Keizer foolishly forced Britain, which had often worked with Germany in the past, into the arms of the French. 

This is just one example of many where Ge
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>>328227 (OP) 
>Post-Bismarck Germany has been invariably lead by retards.
>News at ten.
The real kicker for me is the Kaiser allowing for a war plan that can't be stopped once activated even if done by error, and that said plan required their troops to force their way through neutral Belgium, pulling the UK into the war.
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>>328227 (OP) 
Germany basically speed ran "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" from 1890–1914.

And I think it was Hilare Belloc who summarized the beginning of WW1 as simply "the continuation of the barbarian attacking civilization".
>>328229
The Germans vastly overestimated their ability to defeat the British and were downright doomers regarding the Russians.
German war planners actually wanted a war asap because they thought that 1914 was the last year that they could defeat the Russians militarily.
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>>328269
>A non-hostile nation is about to surpass us militarily, WE MUST ATTACK THEM NOW!
That's not sound reasoning.
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>>328270
Don't worry, I am sure Germany will not make the same mistake 25 years later

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I understand why this movie was made and I don't think the creator was wrong for it. It was a protestation of political correctitude and I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel), but it's actively hostile to the very idea of it. It's not a special film in terms of quality and plays out like a deranged Discord fantasy, but that is the point and I commend it for attacking the niggercattle status quo in that way.
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>>316391
Also I wanna hear more about the degenerate pedo slut that gave awesome prostate rubs.
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>>317269
I'm pretty sure that SPEED GRAPHER was made to appeal to edgyfags already. Not to westerner edgyfags though.
>>317270
pedobitches are the best fucks actually. also women have no moral compass so you'd be surprised how many whores have those kinds of fantasies.
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I thought Serbian Film was fine, felt to me like they had the ending in mind and then they worked backwards from their to come up with the plot, and added the baby and killing the prostitute to flesh it out. 
>I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. 
I don't think that's true, I think they legitimately tried to make a good movie and the shocking parts were part of the effect. But there are characters, a plot, serviceable acting, etc. 

>It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel),
Lumping those 3 together in that generalization doesn't make sense to me. 
>Human Centipede
It's kind of terrifying in a different way. Not because of the depravity (you're not really asked to question the motives of the creator) or the explicitness of it (maybe the viscerally grossest part is the pus coming out of the infected cheek). But it really leans into the psychological elements of being stuck in that situation. 
>Hostel 
I think it's a worthy film in the relatively niche line of 'elites need to do something depraved in order to feel alive' movies. After Salo and American Psycho but before Serbian Film. 
>Martyrs
Self harm is it's own kind terrifying that's more triggering for people who have been around it I think. But regardless I honestly think it's one of the best horror movies ever made, certainly among those that take themselves seriously. The pivot when the main character gets captured was a total shift but it was very well executed and the ending was fantastic IMO. 
But anyways my point is I think each of those movies set out to do something different and were all fine in their own right. I don't think the goal of any of those movies was just to make the edgiest, darkest movie and they failed to do it as well as Serbian Film. 

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СРБИЈА!!!

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It was weird that the internet became infatuated with aphantasia? What could you use that data for?
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>>328108
>90 percent of children get a rash that causes lesions to form on their prefrontal cortexes but no one talks about that because it's /r/totally only going to cause night terrors. RIP that deleted wikipedia article. 
Source?
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>>328146
educating =/= marketing 
>>328134
>a [post number]- kun
>a kun
>a coon
AY!
>>328194
I read it on wikipedia when researching lots of things in my 20s and are now nearly 40. The article was shoah'd long ago. It has to do with herpesviridae, children get various herpes simplex varients 90+ percent of the time. 

The current Roseola article says nothing about night terrors nor lesions so either it's shoah'd or that wasn't it, but that effects tons. The one I remember was spread in schools, not a 3 year old's virus but a k-12 thing that only effected populations with density issues. 
>look at Roseola again
>"Complications may include febrile seizures"
Not suspecious at all. I'm sure this has nothing to do with brain problemz. 
>febrile seizures
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>>328194
tl;dr: just click the links and ignore my drunkenly done blog post that I did in real time whilst jewlgling for you 

hhv-6 etc
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>It's right up there with thinking half the population having no internal dialog is normal. One thing we could use it for is finding out how many are like that and why.
Everybody who would be worrying about something like this is just going to have a smug reddit oneliner about it.
>haha this is how everyone else is dumb but me
If you're ever wondering why those bugman comments are everywhere, by the way, it's exactly to limit critical thought towards facts like those.

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whats stopping me from giving crackheads bolt cutters and telling them that datacenters have precious metals they can sell for more crack?
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It should be mentioned that the same corporation which owns Facebook also owns Instagram, which has just as many users as Facebook.
>>328042
Facebook began as a website for one particular college for students to keep track of one another's lives. I was billed as a virtual yearbook, hence the name.

YouTube was originally intended to be a dating app where people could find partners for relationships through their channels.

Many online services began as other types of services, and then the way people used them changed what they were intended for away from the original purpose behind their creation.

Think on this anytime anyone said anything about things being intended for any particular function. Something's purpose is assigned most based on how its it popularly utilized.
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>>328072
Facebook should have stayed for college kids only due to Myspace being there already and also dating sites and craigslist and such. the government used Facebook to spy as it is part of prism. It's also to do with why Oculus, a rare actually successful startup, got bought out by them, the government. Youtube should have stayed full of copyright infringed videos but instead the music industry bought them out to make money off of showing goyim ads. Reddit should have kept defending free peeches but China bought them out and being rude towards government officials in China is a death sentence so they cannot handle banter, nor can anyone due to them having effected the Internet so much. 
>>328043
People stopped being super social with it but things like facebook marketplace killed a dying craiglist. Craigslist bent the knee, hard, to the point where it is no longer anonymous and also it has no personals. In all actuality only boomers use craigslist, literal boomers.  
>>328032
He's trying to make a second type of Internet that is called the metaverse. 
>>327883 (OP) 
>what's stopping me/them
Cowardice mostly. Such vagabonds are the type that will benefit form AI also s
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>>328126
>Craigslist bent the knee
or did they get kneecapped by government regulators?
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>>328129
No, backpage was shot and craigslist  thus activated coward.exe after that. 

Cops aim center mass and try to kill. If shot you are ded. They do not knee cap, they threaten to kill and if you don't bend the knee you either live free or you die. Did they remove the peace symbol yet? They oughta. Their web design is also shit for years.

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Have you ever been so embarrased that you thought you were going to be killed?
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>>328056
Yeah? Because becoming aroused is a matter of knowledge.
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>>328058
There is no sexual connotation, you porn-addicted fuckup. Kill yourself.
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>>328059
Lol
>>328056
Mote and beam, Jeweuse.
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>>328079
Nice stroke you just had, faggot. Hope the next one is fatal.

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