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Why do you jerk off? What is the reason?
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>>325493
It's kinda funny advice since it's a Tantra technique for building vital energy instead of "dissapating it"
I find that while abstinence is best, there is a vast difference in post-Ball-drainage energy levels  between ejaculation right before any given task,(physical,) and ejaculation, followed by a full sleep cycle.
The latter can be refreshing and good for mental clarity, while the former is physically draining of energy, and leads to quicker fatigue, and a shorter temper/tolerance for obstacles.

Either way, Great Apes in captivity masturbate a LOT, and in the wild, not so much and usually for stress relief after conflict.
Fapp for thought.. Or, if you prefer, mental masturbation.
>>325135
>HACK-SEX.jpg
This have just remind me, where are the "cyber-sex" that I we're prommised to happend everywhere? All of the old people and old sci-fi media and old posters promised me that.
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>>325493
There's a reason male doctors ask about sex drive.  Basically if you're not horny something is WRONG WITH YOU AS A MAN in terms of health be it physical or mentally. This anti jackoff stuff is a peak astroturfed meme which origins are shitty attempts at social engineering at best. 

The shitty astroturf is not based on human need or health but on Porn. The death grip and weird fetish crap is also a problem. Porn is a genuine concern but how about don't watch it and just use your imagination. 

People are so dumb i swear. These boards are full of tranny feds and malcontents trying to gaslight people into all kinds of crazy dumb shit.
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>>324663 (OP) 
I get to sleep faster.
>>324674
"Turning Japanese was a song about masturbation. The title is a euphemistic and somewhat controversial reference to the squinty face guys make when they reach their climax. Though I highly doubt that any Japanese person would take offense to the term and the meaning its paired with."

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>have to work on Independence Day
>hate being American
>work in retail
>it's another gay boomer hat 
<"Thank you for your service!"
>all this increased traffic
>it hits 12am and they start up with the retarded bombz
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>>327424
>I just hope this isn't as embarrassing as the Army's "parade" a while back.
Embarrassment averted?
Anon lost the chance to cash up on patriotism.
Just get a tip box with some stars and stripes stickers and put a bait quote like "all tips goes to make a better America".
And then you get all of it. America will be better, for you.
Nothing more American than getting money from retards.
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>Sup my fellow patriotic niggas
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

250 >GLORIOUS YEARS OLD!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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One Israeli soldier killed, nearly dozen wounded in Hezbollah defensive operations 
June 18, 2026


"...At least one Israeli soldier has been killed and nearly a dozen others injured in two separate attacks carried out by Hezbollah resistance fighters in southern Lebanon, as the group intensifies its defensive operations against occupation forces.

In one operation, a Hezbollah drone struck an Israeli military position, killing a soldier identified as Alexander Filin and wounding seven others, according to the Israeli army.

In a separate attack, a roadside bomb targeted another Israeli force, wounding four soldiers. Israeli media reported that two of the injured are in critical condition.

Hezbollah has recently escalated its military operations against Israeli forces occupying parts of Lebanese territory.

The group's Secretary-General, Sheikh Naim Qassem, said on Wednesday that the resistance has targeted 518 Israeli military vehicles and 85 aircraft, while also shooting down 12 drones and 12 quadcopters.
He also said Israeli forces suffered 1,347 casualties, asserting that Hezbollah had foiled all Israeli plans.

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was some jew soldier dying in a war worth making a thread over?
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>>325517
This guy spams alt-boards endlessly. Half of Ourchan (no exaggeration) is his spam posts. He's an AmRen style boomer with little imageboard etiquette.
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>>325523



I don't know where you get your information from or maybe you enjoy making things up.

I never attended an AmRen conference.
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Total kike death.

Let's go fucking dispatch these inbred parasites and maim as many as possible.

Reminder that they tried to drago young Americans to die for them in this war. Let them now reap what they have sown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
no vid?

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Age verification, phone based identity verification, know your customer, and minimum age requirements online are all good steps towards addressing problems that have long needed solving. But there is an elephant in the room: Software that poses a cyber security threat.

Look at webpages like the following:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/index.html
https://live.sysinternals.com/tools/
https://www.geogeo.gr/
https://www.autohotkey.com/
http://www.malsmith.net/
https://winscp.net/eng/index.php
http://stevemiller.net/apps/
https://ehiti.de/katmouse
https://cygwin.com/
https://www.httrack.com/
https://rufus.ie/en/
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Freeware&DS=0
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ping 192.168.1.255
Hehehehehe
Wait, I dun goofed. Nowadays it's:
systemd-niggerctl ping 192.168.1.255
are these posters genuinely retarded or are they just acting along with OP?
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This is now a Brazil thread
>>315015
yes they are. we need identity verification to prevent cyber bullying, cheating in games, revenge porn, terror grooming, etc etc etc etc

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this game fucking sucks
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>>327336
> and then turned their wacky sci-fi series into a brown and bloom murrica stronk recruitment tool where you take on the entire Middle East (but not Israel) and China. 
That's ... not correct. It parodies all the factions, while simultaneously underlining how hypocritical each of them are by the sheer brutality of the actual means used. Westwood's image of GDI as the good guys (which are canonically a continuation of globohomo, the EU, and the UN) is far more of positive, but even they are shown to be callous towards mutants and everyone else who gets in their way through soft means instead of Nod's overt violent means.
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>>327336
the "anthrax" is actually brown girl feet smell
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>>327345
What if someone modded all toxin weapons to be a brown color, made all GLA units reskinned to a dalit brown, and used AI to go over all lines with a curry accent?
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Your mom sucks too op but we dont make threads about it.
There is a reason this game is one of the most modded and played games of all times.
>>327336
I really enjoyed the missions watching those darn useless civies turn to green goo and melt, wasnt as much fun as red alert 2 where the reds paradropped onto the vacation beaches and had the fat americans running around and get irradiated.
Generals was kind of a fuck up like everything ea laid its hands on, but it turned out pretty ok, compared to cnc3 or even ra3(whos only selling point is the porn).
>>327338
I think they hit the spot in tiberian sun, gdi was this sort of goodie twoshoes faction, arrogant and too sure of itself in its own right, with no real plan, the people in it just thought they did the right thing.
Kind of like nod also did what they thought was the right thing of their own, unorthodox and brilliant, the noddies had little to lose and lots to gain driven by genius revolutionary vision and united the people abandoned by gdi, not even because of malice but incompetence and arrogance.
It is a brilliant portrait of opposing view points, while one faction is the overertly good and the other the bad, its not really that simple and presents a very unique contrast of ideology and politics that can be rarely found elsewhere, in most games its just downright good guys vs bad guys figh
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>>327349
>shartillery inbound saaaar

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>>327387
Not every show can spam all genres for profit like Frieren nor can they all be neverending cash grabs like Naruto or One Piece.
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>>327386
It's worse than you think. 
Average week-day is 
>7* hours sleep
>8 hours working
>1 hour in traffic
>4-6 hours doomscrolling and staring at a character of a videogame
*many adults miss sleep to scroll on phones and about 20% of Americans suffer sleep disorders related to phone usage.

This leaves only 2 hours left for actually living. 
Your parents had 8 hours of free time but phone addiction has eaten away at this. Doomscrolling and videogames is just data gathering and consumerism, which enriches the fiends who make us waste more than 50% of our day doing miserable and meaningless tasks for them.
>>327249 (OP) 
Time welll spent zzzzzzzzzzz
The heat wave overlaps for me with sleep irregularities. It's just more comfortable to be active at night and to sleep through the day.
>>327249 (OP) 
Do meth and you'll never sleep again

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Was medieval period that “based” and “redpilled” as christians trying to depict? I know nothing about medieval times but I doubt this christian imagery of that times is accurate.
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>>327237
>universalism
Treating someone else like you expect to be treated only works as much as the other party is as much alike to you in their values and outlook. 
Universalism is quite optimistic to propose that satisfactory compromise is always possible.
>>317486 (OP) 
Its hard to say because the medieval period was approx. 1000 years, so its difficult to summarize or generalize. A thousand years is so lang that, if you went back a thousand years from today, half the period would still be the medieval period.
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>>327268
>half...(that time is) the medieval period
the former half, right...right?!
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>>327311
Yes, anon. The former.
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IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT
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>>327144 (OP) 
Try ignoring it
>IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT
OP might not be brown? wow just wow
>>327144 (OP) 
Your tax dollars at work...
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would not know.
>>327144 (OP) 
No shit retard. It's summer

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>5 days until fagmonth
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>>327045
Agreed. It's past time to pick up necromancy.
>>327043
nigger looks like a bad D&D character
>Half-orc
>Chainmail armor
>Cross and crystals for holy damage
>Has frequent gay sex
>>327045
they were freemasons so it served them right
>>327043
You guys think they do sex in the middle of that gathering? I do.
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>>327130
>think
i don't think about it, i don't want to think about it, but i know they do.

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based or pedo?
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>>305289
What game?
>>304721 (OP) 
>based or pedo?
implying that one can't be both
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>>317545
one can't be both
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she's the pedo since she's a vampire going after young mortals
My mind immidiately imagine a creampie with good artstyle drawn by a japanese or those foreigner that very soulfully draw it in the style a jappenese person would made.

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