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Does anyone here own a motorcycle/car? Do you have any thoughts to share or funny anecdotes?
I barely hear anyone ever mention the topic so I guessed I would make a thread about it.

As for me, I've got a bike recently for a bargain price when the seller smashed against some construction site's fences AFTER inviting me over to see the product.
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>>317168
No this is Patrick.
>>317161
The thumbnail made your thumb nail look gnarled and broken, I want to lick and suck such textures on fingernails.
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>>317161
KEK!
That reminds me of a anecdote:
>be me
>early 20s, working in a restaurant in a college town
>basement kitchen, dishtank was up 40 steps on the main level.
>the main dishwasher was this squirrelly looking hick from the next town over
>calls in says he's going to be a little late
>shows up 10 minutes late, dinner rush is still ½hour away
>kitchen manager pulls me off the line and says "You gotta see this man--you won't believe it"
>go out front to where the dish guy's 1980's beater truck is parked, hood's open
>"Look at that!--you ever see THAT Before?"
>fuel pump had gone out and dudeguy had rerouted the windshield wiper fluid lines from the gas tank through the wiper fluid pump and into the carburetor
>We stood there open mouthed while he quietly said "yeah, it worked pretty good, I just hadda keep pooshin' on that there button, ever time she started to quit on me"

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News on the bike: After noticing some serious blisters forming in my hands I concluded that maybe I should change the god-awful handle grips (1st pic) for something that doesn't turn my hands into swollen red stumps (2nd pic). 
The difference is so stark I can't for the life of me guess why would anyone in their right mind use motocross grips for anything, including motocross.
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>>317795
Maybe you should stop being a bitch

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I understand why this movie was made and I don't think the creator was wrong for it. It was a protestation of political correctitude and I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel), but it's actively hostile to the very idea of it. It's not a special film in terms of quality and plays out like a deranged Discord fantasy, but that is the point and I commend it for attacking the niggercattle status quo in that way.
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>>317177
Yeah, that would be cool. And then maybe we could get anime adaptations of Taxi Driver or A Clockwork Orange. Maybe an anime American Psycho, even Birth of a Nation for all the developmentally challenged cartoonfag autists that need fucking cartoon characters to be able to enjoy a piece of entertainment.
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>>316391
Also I wanna hear more about the degenerate pedo slut that gave awesome prostate rubs.
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>>317269
I'm pretty sure that SPEED GRAPHER was made to appeal to edgyfags already. Not to westerner edgyfags though.
>>317270
pedobitches are the best fucks actually. also women have no moral compass so you'd be surprised how many whores have those kinds of fantasies.
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>>316232 (OP) 
I thought Serbian Film was fine, felt to me like they had the ending in mind and then they worked backwards from their to come up with the plot, and added the baby and killing the prostitute to flesh it out. 
>I appreciate that it exists for no other reason to offend peoples' fragile sensibilities. 
I don't think that's true, I think they legitimately tried to make a good movie and the shocking parts were part of the effect. But there are characters, a plot, serviceable acting, etc. 

>It's not like regular horror that's meant to be safe edgy (like Human Centipede, Martyrs or Hostel),
Lumping those 3 together in that generalization doesn't make sense to me. 
>Human Centipede
It's kind of terrifying in a different way. Not because of the depravity (you're not really asked to question the motives of the creator) or the explicitness of it (maybe the viscerally grossest part is the pus coming out of the infected cheek). But it really leans into the psychological elements of being stuck in that situation. 
>Hostel 
I think it's a worthy film in the relatively niche line of 'elites need to do something depraved in order to feel alive' movies. After Salo and American Psycho but before Serbian Film. 
>Martyrs
Self harm is it's own kind terrifying that's more triggering for people who have been around it I think. But regardless I honestly think it's one of the best horror movies ever made, certainly among those that take themselves seriously. The pivot when the main character gets captured was a total shift but it was very well executed and the ending was fantastic IMO. 
But anyways my point is I think each of those movies set out to do something different and were all fine in their own right. I don't think the goal of any of those movies was just to make the edgiest, darkest movie and they failed to do it as well as Serbian Film. 

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Let us play a game, /b/.
>pick some English song with vocals
>replace the word you with jew
>post results
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Hey all jew people
Hey all jew people 
Hey all jew people will you listen to me?
Hey man you've got to read this diagram 
Yeah you've got to see this diagram
That proves that jews are schemers 
The holocaust neva happened, of course it neva happened
It's the fakest tale in the sea!!!
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DANCING WITH JEWS
IS ALL I WANT TO DO
CAN'T GET JEWS OFF MY MIND
I WANT TO BE WITH JEWS ALL THE TIME
>>315500
<im not the one who posted on easter, you're the one who moderated my post on easter!
Projection.
Bad goys, bad goys whatjew gonna do?
Whatjew gonna do when they come for jew?
Bad goys, bad goys whatjew gonna do?
Whatjew gonna do when they come for jew?
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DO you guys here know about WPOL/Vaxxjams/HonkFM?
They are THE goto place for parody that's Politically incorrect.
They were even kicked off 4troons and several other alt-chans for dubious reasons.
it's "Open source" as well, and by that I mean submissions are welcome and encouraged.
I have a couple good ones I fired off there, and the creator is very accessible.

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If you can't trust the food you eat, the water you drink, or even the air you breath how can you trust anything the government says? What's left to trust at that point? Why would you trust any level of government?
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>>317398
An answer for a question kindly provided now by "gov" would be given by someone else if the "gov" were uninvolved / silent about it. How much better would that be?
brainfart
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>>317413
>How much better would that be?
Considerably better, in fact as good as you could get it. 
Assuming that said person giving you the answer is a fellow citizen and wouldn't have authority over you, (so as to force his will upon you even if you doubt his answer).
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>>317416
My doubts would be similar regardless.
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>>317417
Well that's a sign of a critical and inquisitive mind. Don't see the problem with that.
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>>317422
Most people become less trustworthy when you threaten their bottom line. That doesn't change much if you focus on their groups. Any groups.

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Some of the same people will call this "high art" while saying that anime isn't
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>>317058
Sure they are buddy. Conversational pieces on how ugly they are lol
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>>317060
Nobody pays for being made fun of. Probably.
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>>312403 (OP) 
in a world this shitty
>>312403 (OP) 
Thats because they are based snobs
I really should attempt to get into high culture.

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God damn. Japan is so fucking based it's unreal. If I did this where I live, I would actually go to jail
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Well if the average foreigner you found in your country was of the same quality as the japanese do (i.e. retarded American/European tourists) then banning them would be widely accepted practice there too.
Which shows how acceptable discriminating against whites has become.
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>>317202
((( they ))) figured out that censorship is much more effective when it is (seemingly) supported by a large number of people
this way it becomes a conflict between different groups of people instead of "the people vs the government"
it's all part of the plan, divide and conquer
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>>317205
And the method used was that the rules of conduct for public institutions and for those acting to represent them in that capacity should be the same as for private citizens representing themselves and nobody else. What's the justification for that equivalence?
>>317197 (OP) 
This reminds me of how niggers at fast food places pee or rub their genitals in food if it's ordered by White people. they think they're "getting at" White people. It's very effeminate, but that's just what bugs and nigs are like (mental women).
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>>317257
CCTV surveillance.

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So what's next if((they)) end imageboards and shitposting?
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>>317122
I wouldn't mind trying british faggots (pork offal meatballs) in gravy.
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>>317135
*(SameAnon)
The ones I've had were the little liver pies favored by the Welsh. they were really good, and that was before I even liked well prepared liver.
Even though Bong foods get a really bad rap, probably due to how effected their repertoire of recipes was from war rationing.

A lot of the beauty of classic Bong foods is that they are predominately hearty peasant foods,(way healthier than the frippery of the upper classes,) from very local, very fresh ingredients. Onion gravy, for instance, is stupid simple to make and is only 5-6 ingredients, but it takes TIME to make it good.
Same with clotted cream. It's AMAZING, but to do it right you need at least 12 hours.

Kinda makes me want to do up a 
> EAT MORE FAGGOTS! 
> THROW THEN IN THE OVEN 
Stencil.
you'd have 3 groups freaking out on that one:
*The Gay BLTs
*The Ash-can-Nazis
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>>317240
its not the dish its the execution
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>>317256
Absolutely.
I hold high regard for quality ingredients as well, thoughbeitever

Threadly reminder:
Shitpoasting even the highest quality bacon on a Mosque or Synagogue set of steps IRL can result in jail time...for reasons?

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The bump bumped on the last one.
I am less disgusted by a woman who has fucked a dog than I am one who has fucked a shitskin.
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Sting the jews
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>>316743
So I got a book on how to architecture and I've got the base of the Tuscan column pretty well done.
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>>317262
watch out, columns are a gateway drug into siege engines, like when davinci read de architectura by vitruvius
I'm not left nor right, not conservative nor liberal, not trad not prog, and not Republican nor Democrat.

The Nazis reject me, so do the libertarians. My political views are a mixed bag of ideas from various political ideologies, with heavy modifications of my own made to them

My political views start out sounding libertarian, but take a turn that most libertarians wouldn't support, but that doesn't mean the natsocs or whitenats would be okay with me, either.

Start with a night watchman minarchist state (the people are not given any rights because they are by default free to do anything they want except break the laws, and the government is by default not allowed to do anything except what is strictly necessary to preserve itself from threats and to minimize the number of times when its laws are broken), the principle of nonaggression being the only laws (do not interact with the persons/bodies or property/belongings of others without having their informed voluntary and unrevoked consent to the interaction, additionally all eligible citizens must pay their taxes when they are due), and the georgian lvt (a percentage of the lands value being taken as a taxation, in exchange for the taxpayer being able to vote in elections, I'd also like to make front line service in the military or police or emergency response be a requirement for purchasing or holding land), and elections being held by a voting process I approve of (one that sees voters rank all candidates in order of preference on a ballot, being able to assign the same rank to multiple candidates, or to leave any candidate unranked, and then the count begins to find out who has the least first place rankings, and they will be removed from the running and stricken from all ballots, bumping up any candidates below them whenever their removal creates an empty space on the ballots rankings, and the process is repeated until only one candidate remains, who is crowned the winner).

But then wed ask the question who should be counted as a member of the people? To whom or to what should the NAP be applicable? And there I've decided that only those with at least one Y-chromosome in their DNA, low eumelanin levels in their skin, hair, and eyes, and are old enough to be capable of having biological children of their own should be considered human by the state/government and have the laws be applicable to them. White females in particular should be dejure outlawed and defacto enslaved, being reduced to chattel property to belong to white men (such as their fathers, brothers, sons, uncles, cousins, nephews, or other male relatives, until the ownership of them is transferred to another white man who becomes their new owners, aka their husbands). Also Democrat supporting white boys should spend their childhoods learning how to be warriors, as the most important jobs in any society have historically been the warrior caste of police and militia, violence is the most essential atomic element of all society and civilization.. Lastly I'd like to make an additional law that has a penal colony established somewhere only for those men who either have had sex with another male of any age or species (sex being defined as any act that may transmit diseases through bodily fluids such as saliva or sexual fluids), as sending the faggots away would cause them to come volunteer to be banished into exile rather than drive them deeper underground and having them hide out among us like a cancerous tumor waiting to spread. Also I'd like to have a royal family above the ministers who would hold veto power over anything they could do (but cannot initiate any action on their own). Kings and emperors are great and we wouldn't need to worry about queens.

When the 4chan hack occurred in 2025 and we discovered it was getting a majority of its posts from isreal ips beginning in 2014. Confirming the common claim that 4chans good /b/ years were the decade from 03 to 13. Now everyone using it is newfag cancer.

Here's some for you: a cogitation on ethics and morality.

- What makes something good or evil?
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>>316510
Going to chop wood while the love of your life gets bred by an orc
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>>316413 (OP) 
femcuck fetishes are fake, it's all obese dudes larping.
>>316413 (OP) 
Porn brained faggot shit
>>316552
Orcs are niggers.
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>>319040
Nope, orcs aren't real and niggers are

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This shit trending cracks me up with the seethe and doublethink on display

"Women are strong, brave, capable and independent, yet completely dependent and useless, retarded, and men should go to prison for walking away from a woman if they hike together"
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>>317007
Throwing them to the dogs?
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>>317008
filename dingus
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>>317010
Oh
>>317010
That wasn't me, the brilliant OP with the sharp wit. I'd *never* be so stupid, and I would *never* order a whole pizza just for myself
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>>317022
I always eat the whole pizza by myself.

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