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Amen.
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My left arm is noticeably stronger, than my right one, for all the masturbating I do.
>>229505
>only if they denounce non reproductive sex
This. For what is babymakingless sex if not just masturbation using another person's body?
Ladies search your heart! It is counterfeit love when you don't get the nut. This includes discarding it in a condom or using spermicides like the murderous little whores you are! How many possible people have you not given birth to? Their souls still swirling aimlessly in the ether. Never to cry their first baby cry!
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>>229553
Roach strung out on LARPing as a Puritan to get over the crushing emptiness of favela life as the last remaining neurons in its lowly mind SNAP out of existence
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>>229562
You are a creature of love. Your parents' love. They have passed the flame onto you. The fire must spread.
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>>229567

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2025 will soon be upon us. What are your predictions for the new year?
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Animals become terrorists.
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Nothing that directly affects me.
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>>229497
They already are.
>>229410 (OP) 
the antichrist consolidates his power
Its time to build Tesla Coils, make them really big.
the strange men in the invisible balloons will finally reveal themselves

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THERE ARE INVISIBLE AIR BALLON WHERE STRANGE MEN CONTROL US!!!!

THEY HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE RIGHT BEFORE THE 1997 ASIAN FINANCIAL CRISIS!!!! THEY ARE IN EVERY COUNTRY! LOOK AT THE CLOUDS! THEY ARE EVERY WHERE BELIEVE ME PLEASE!
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>>229299 (OP) 
Was getting caught by (you) part of their plan?
>>229327
How fucking stupid are you that you think hot air balloons historically prey on airplanes?
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>>229487
Very funny. Next time keep your jokes to yourself you insufferable child.
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>>229490
Dweeb.
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>>229492
You PEE PEE HEAD

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Happy holidays. I wish you all the best of health moving forward.
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>>229298
Fat little brat!
I wish that one christcuck sperg/bot a very good Yule
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>>229382
>christcuck 
How's the weather in tel aviv?
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>>229481
Wouldn't know, try asking Yeshua.

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Cows only lactate when they are pregnant, so when they are not pregnant, they give them estrogen to induce uninterrupted milk production.
You are literally getting trooned out if you consoome dairy products.
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>>229319
You may want to look into intestinal parasite infection rates among male homosexuals, anon.
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>>229319
That's the point retard.
>>229373
Don't do anal without protection then lol. With how safe oral sex is, you can pretty much go bareback however with little worry
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>>229389
How about you don't do any of that?
>>229389
Bareback a bullet to your brain, faggot.

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I fucked up big time not buying some land a few years ago when I had the money.
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>>229156
What about using a gun to fight off a bear?
>>229156
>teh_princess_of_gore.jpg
What the fuck happened to her?
Story time uncle anon! Tell us!
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>>229156
>second picture
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>>229140
what the flipping heck???
>>229140
I don't live in bear country though, mountain lions on the other hand.

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet, anon? 
>b-but I have lots to live for!
There's nothing worth living for, and you're just taking up valuable resources and space like the useless piece of shit you are. 
>b-but life is beautiful!
Life is a mistake just like you are. Besides, if you've seen what it's like beyond this realm of existence, you would understand that this world is an inferior copy of the Truth.
>b-but you'll go to Hell if you kill yourself!
That's implying you were going to Heaven to begin with. Why should the children's bread be given to the dogs?
>y-you're evil!
Yes I am.
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>>225342
I've only seen the first 3 series, and a little bit of Enterprise. Sisko is my favorite captain
>>225342
you going to say being a lizard is a better then an ape that is trying to evolve to be eusocial? nah, i'd win
For all my niggas with SAD, just a friendly reminder that you should do the right thing and kill yourself.
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>>229338
After you rabbi.
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>>229338
Uncomfy and unfunny thread lacking in warmth and dat dere MIRTH. Final assessment? 2/10 manchild is in need of warming the cockles of his heart and beatings. Mostly beatings. CASE?!?!?! DISMISSED. lmao slap slap slap babymen are buttmad babymen need their butts HURT lmao slap slap slap

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Neil Druckmann is a kike.
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>>229258
Jews are the worlds oldest incel group, it's no surprise they'd be at wizchan. If it wasn't for orthodox judaism, they'd be extinct.
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the jews are going to annex palestine and use it to host 8k streaming video on pornhub to subvert the remains of the west, it's truly over
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>>229280
>seething at mark
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>>229313
The entire purpose of this site's /v/ board is to avoid Mark.
>>229313
His belly is so big and jewcy, wowwwwww, it's like a beanbag of lard

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I’m going to sleep. When I wake up this thread better be filled with some cool shit.
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>>229070
lol
>>229079
>Last image
Those guys on the right would look like pussies no matter what grooming standards they followed.
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>>229119
Strongest nintendrones
cuckchan lingo

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if you don't listen to classical music and only classical music, then you are not white.
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>>228747
This is good though
https://youtu.be/Yy_nWEIJiV8?si=x4UmAdfnnVCPK9EA
>>228748
>not using invidious
>mobile link shortener
>including your session id
>niggerlicious joke song
5/10 bait, I replied.
>>228748
It's garbage.
>>228747
>because you don't like music by kikes (who stole from traditional music) means you're a coon and not white!
Classical music (the listenable kind) just stole from traditional music whereas the non listenable is just a series of random notes strung together in a vein effort to look intelligent
>>228748
Nigger "music."
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i only listen to symphonic metallica
i'm white but from the future, where we have electric guitar. you are white but not as evolved as i

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