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How long have you been depressed for?
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>>321689 (OP) 
same vibes
>>321689 (OP) 
I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath lit or autistic, so I can't get depressed.
>>321859
When you are actually drowning in pain, your perception is overloading, in such state it is difficult to remain conscious more than for an hour. I'm employed currently, but I have sufficient savings to last me 5-10 years even without returns on investments and adjusting spending habits. Up to 20 if I cut unnecessary things like server collocations/hardware rotation for instances I don't really need. And probably indefinitely if I choose to invest in securities, especially considering I'm not planning to seek expensive medical services. So once I'll be in the state of being unable to work due to constant pain, I'll just retire.
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>>321868
We are drowning in pleasure and abundance, it is a different kind of pain we didn't evolve to cope with
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>>321869
It is true, I always longed for some real adversity, which could also speed up my release with sufficient injuries. I hoped Russian involvement with Ukraine would fuck local economy up enough to produce some knife-wielding hobos in dark alleyways, so decided to stay, but apparently miscalculated, it's a feature of western countries now and local economy is booming instead while I can't provoke even drunkards. At least I still got some physical pain to get drunk on myself and low prices on all essential things.

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For all ethanol purposes.

And an opening question:
If it takes $200 whiskey or $50 rum to be as smooth as $5 vodka, what is the point in having inferior distillation and filtration techniques? I mean, aside from aged Hibiki jokes.
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>>321531
Out of all of those, I would only drink Steel Reserve because alcohol tastes like shit and the only reason to drink it is to get wasted.
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>>321534
> because alcohol tastes like shit
Well, it is after all actual yeast shit.
It doesn't have to taste bad though.
Mead can be pretty damn good, or it can be "Doggy"
I've brewed my own beers before, and they were really good. I hope to do it again on a regular basis soon.
I may even try my hand at distilling.
One of the other things that bothers me a lot about most all of the Alco-pops, seltzers and shit like fruit spiked cans is that there's some fucky loophole where they don't have to list the ingredients.
Particularly bad since you can't ever know if they contain geno-toxins like sucralose.
Talk about a way to fuck up your guts for the rest of your life at 24...
Fuck that shit!
Why is this even allowed??
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This is probably a little early..
But just thought I'd mention that barring more VeePeeEnn fuckery that's been going on lately,(at large, not here,) I'll be posting a BAR's OPEN! What'll ya have? thread tonight ~ 10EST.

Hope to see ya there.
It'll be like a random thoughts thread, but I'll be serving drinks as fast as you request 'em.
Just for fun, Kots encouraged, "Alcoholic beverages NOT required.

NO AI slop would be appreciated, it tends to make the patrons 
>VOMIT
Bring you favorite drink recipes as well, or feel free to ask "How do I make a..."
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>>321533
ya
ya
ya
they push me inside out
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>>321850
sure brah..

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Do recipe websites all take pictures of their cookies with dark brown sugar knowing it will taste worse then tell you to make it with light brown sugar as proper?
Do americans even comprehend that they're lying when they do this? Even if they write "our photo was taken with dark brown sugar" that's still lying because they know nobody will read it during their selection process from google search. Can they even comprehend that they're being dishonest just as bad as lying or did they lose that common knowledge?
Fuck america
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Dark brown sugar is better. It's more rich and soulful.
Not eating cookies has been shown to increase obesity rates.
You should only eat cookies with real butter. Butter is pure and soulful. Oils are from China.
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>>321841
don't namefag too much
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>>321843
That was a mistake.
While I think on occasion, in individual threads, A slight namechange is appropriate due to trolls emulating posters and attempting to derail good discussions, I generally DON'T namefag, and don't consider posting my kots as "Avatarfagging", since I post other ones as well.

Often times I will DELET and repost, with a sage w/o the namefagging, but often due to rolling IPs I cannot.
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>>321830
> Oils are from China.
While not historically true, this new fucking "DEAL" that (((  Pres.Puppet  ))) has with the chinks to have them buy up all our soyabeans and other GE monstrosities is gonna backfire.
>3 months after the chinks convert 3 billion bushels of soy into gutter oil, they'll ship back the the food "Products" to the US or places like Jeetland, which apparently is making most of our cookie, biscuit and crackers these days.

>food and digestive related illnesses go up by 300% since the bulk of the populace is now eating poisoned foods from the dollar tree and dollar general..

Buy stock in ALDI Nao!
They may not be a premium store, but at least they GAF about the quality of their products 99% of the time.
MO' BUTTA, Flavortown!

Since there is no /ck/ here, I hope there might be some more food threads in /b/.
I MUST RAEP!

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No ideology or doomerism please

Just fuckin' raped this toilet
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Luigi edition
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Anon do you mind if a woman uses foul language? I can't stand it. 
If I had to put up with a woman casually using profanity it would take an inordinate effort from my part not to punish her in some outrageous manner. 
So miss either speaks properly or packs her bags.
>>321746
Say what you will about Cadorna, he was persistent. And despite his failures Italy was among the biggest winners of WWI.
>>321692
>>321729
I looked up "srebrenica icty" on Archive.org and they have a documentary from BBC, some trial footage, and some guy (Hot4Truth) has compilation vids of genocide footag,e but it might be from all over. Getty has 600+ vids that lookmostly like on scene reporting (and a UNPKF commander who looks ominously like Bernie Sanders).

>>321695
>People used to say that anything posted on the internet stays there forever.
Like, tears in rain, Scoob...
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Last one for the night. Fuck these Scorpion faggots.
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How can the current generation be fixed?
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>>321755
wrong
tattoos are genetic eugenic genetic phenotype eugenic genetics
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/tatoo
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/pig
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/scatophilia
>>318956
The problem is men will get their freedom taken if they beat their wife, and the women themselves are ran through whores that aren't worth marrying.
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>>321755
Checked but...
I have better examples.
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forgot companion tunes...
*polite sahhh-Gayyy
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>>321766
>250th years as a nation luigi and THIS is what it lead too?

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The jews made it so kids don't act like their parents want them to. For example, kids named Chris (short for Christian) growing up to be atheist rock stars.
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>>321685
If the picture were accurate the penis would never escape the fat. 
>weak to direct hits
What? 
>>321655
>>321674
Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
>>321621 (OP) 
What is this thread even about? That not everyone is a 'cheap carbon copy' of their parents? Our society is falling too fast for such stable culture to happen and you can't just blame jews for capitalism being flawed like this. That's some 'thanks obama' shit as even if they are in charge no one can literally control the (global) economy. No one can control how fast (a) society falls. It's just the nature of progress of which such progress is not compatible with capitalistic structures and values. We are a victim of our own success.
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>>321621 (OP) 
Sexy
>>321706
I can't remember what happens with cartilage but the bones just open up not protecting as well in the front and leaves no bone "ladder" protecting the front, less as you get fatter.
>Some people are born with more fat cells. it can't be helped. 
I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.
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>>321701
KEK!
But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
Maybe.
Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
Try HARDER+ Nigger.

>>321742
>>321742
>I always say eat healthier and be fit than eat less, you can always increase your metabolism as well.
Indeed.
Building muscle mass is the best way to burn calories.
Helps to fix your gut flora, stop eating inflammatory goyslop, and "Eat the Seasons" while getting plenty of sunlight and exercise, too.

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>>321744
>>>321701
>KEK!
>But I'm not "thin", I'm a mesomorph.
>Besides, I been a "Sex-Haver" for most of my life. Enough to have had my fill of women, until there's a good one that comes along- Then I'll wife her and have many many White babies.
>Maybe.
>Weak "Correct the record" troll/datascrape
>Try HARDER+ Nigger.

😌

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I fucked up in a bad way and merged hundreds of posts into a single thread. I will spend time fixing them now as much as I can. You can help correct where I place them or insult me for being a fucking retard.
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Literally who the fuck cares, stop threading imageboard posts like some kind of sacred treasures that must be guarded with holy vigor.
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>>321588
that low iq invalid that thinks its still the year 2007 cares, he cares a lot
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>>321589
Who does this?
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Joyeuse is quite literally the type of powertripping hotpocket we used to laugh at back in real 8chan. You're a faggot through and through, m8. Every thread you delete, every IP you ban, every asspained response you make, just further proves how much of a loser janny you are. I sure hope you're getting compensated for all of this. :^)
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>>322026
I'm not a poor latin american like you

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>make the shitty cuckptcha even shittier
fuck you
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>>321376
I'm going for the dual Bishop seed-line ending though.
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I do like how the new captcha is in higher resolution. It's so pretty now!
>>321376
>Soundless .webm
(Lip smack) What a shame...
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>>321379
I know...FUCK! 4troons, 4Jeets, 4FAGS, whatever for that.
Here's the Orig.:
https://youtu.be/UHi-xECyGTU
>>321322 (OP) 
people die every day. and for what? nothing
plane crash, train wreck...
bosnia? pick your tragedy
sniper in a restaurant, fifteen dead, story at eleven, what do we do?
>>321322 (OP) 
>>>/meta/

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I noticed that this imageboard gets spammed with cp. The posts always have a cp image with a link advertising some cp website.

This is weird because another imageboard known as Frenschan was also spammed with these same cp messages several times daily before the site closed. One thing the users on that board noticed was that when the palestinians attacked Israel, the cp spam suddenly stopped before starting again a few weeks later.

The question is, who is spamming cp on these kinds of imageboards, and most importantly, why are they doing it?
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>>321204
>That's the thing, though. OurChan had reasonably advanced systems in place, AFTER consulting with experienced jannies and mods from other IBs that dealt with this problem (and very likely from experienced programmers in that very trashchan thread which one of you anons linked). All the basic methods were handled. Their solution was/is pretty advanced from any other IB I've seen attempt auto-moderation. The spammers worked around updating word filters, hashing, perception hashing, and more (I don't know what else since I was never on the inside of their team nor a programmer of the sort to deal with this kind of problem myself). The userbase is tiny on the IBs such as End, Frens, Our, and elsewhere. It would have wasted a massive amount of time to curtail it for OC, which they nevertheless did despite that IB only having ~125 frequent unique users for a window of time after 4cucks went down.
What systems did they have in place?
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>>321222
Checked and Kekked
I KNEW it was you!
You were one of the good poasters I was  referring to.
i even stopped back in (a day ago from this, relative time,) and there were literally 0 posts in the "Last hour"

I really do feel bad for space, but the new owners, or whatever, did an absolute disservice to the chan.

They fucking bought the Glownigger's slander.

This place is WAY moar comfy, and still retains the effortpoasting.
Also, I saw a Rare' apology from a Mod who fucked up.
I hadn't seen that before the Yellow dog showed up.
About that DOGE-BOT™...
There was none.
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>>321221
>Do not goad them, let mods deal with them as quietly as possible.  
yeah.. I will claim Mea Culpa on that one..
It was I who was the GOAD in the LEMR thread...
I hope you noticed that I stopped immediately.
>>321249
>Because retard-proofing is not necessarily the same as newfag-proofing.
OOOF!
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>t. Glownigger

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Post duck pics
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what is the answer
>>248526 (OP) 
I've been trying to convince my wife to be a stay-at-home-mom that runs a homestead with a bunch of ducks while I work a dayjob. But no ducks no deal. I just like ducks ducks and how they walk around and stuff.
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>>311645
Cucked by ducks
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>>248533
Checked!
https://youtu.be/SO1NvBd72L4
I cri evrytiem..

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