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To bee or not to bee?
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>>3363
>giant 2b will never vore you
god...
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>>3363
Yes, you.
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would you guys eat some bees?
>>3401
I get the joke but I don't like it
>bees
>2B's
>no 2B bees
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO JERK OFF?

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Where to get a cool seat like that one I wonder. Answer me /b/
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>>3380 (OP) 
Steal it from this guy
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>>3389
What if it's a women that owns it though?
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>>3390
What woman would turn a whole room into a horn speaker?
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>>3383
That's called lolibaba, a subgenre in the category of loli, ya dingus.
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>>3393
Then either or.

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Uh oh, you wanted to play some videogames, but someone put your computer on the other side of this pit of lava! What do?
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>>938
That's some attention to detail.
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>>768 (OP) 
An effort was done.
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By this time next year someone will have written a computer virus that will make anime real.

https://www.mintpressnews.com/darpa-covid-19-vaccine-implant-mrna/271287/
>a way to “reprogram” the molecules that carry the genetic instructions for cell development
>a special injector to be introduced under the skin where it can transmit light-based digital signals through a wireless network like 5G
>Once firmly implanted inside the body, human cells are at the mercy of any mRNA program delivered via this substrate
This is going to be labeled as a coronavirus treatment. Normalfags will line up for miles to be injected with a chip that's connected to the internet and can do literally anything to their bodies.
It's going to be hilarious. I can't wait.
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>>2606
It's a possibility, Especially considering the fact that people are saying that they'll do it via vaccination.
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>>1279 (OP) 
>human cells are at the mercy of any mRNA program delivered via this substrate
Except how do you get the newly introduced mRNA to override the mRNA your cells make from your DNA? I guess that's what (((they)))'re working on at the moment. Once they figure out, they'll be able to reprogram normalniggers with a simple (((vaccination))). Is that what this whole covid-19 fiasco was about? A psy-op to get people microchipped like a dog?
>>2595
>cuckime
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>>1294
Once they come out with AI robots that walk around, do shit for you and call you onii-chan, that'll be when we've really reached the Bladerunner-cyberpunk world.
>>2575
Just don't give in. Completely refuse it. Tell them that you can't be forced to take any vaccine.

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>random board
>post about random stuff
>some idiot posts about shitty shower he had
>people whine about "blogposting"
The fuck else is a random board supposed to be for if you can't post random stupid thoughts and experiences? You'd see stupid shit threads like this all the time on /b/ over a decade ago.
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>>3329
no
>>3329
cry harder retard people post random shit on /b/ and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>3329
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>>3348
>winking at me
>>3329
What if it's random blogging?

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We all know the joy of collecting images on our favorite boards. But to build up a substantial collection can take a long time. How about we share our collection? Zip it or upload it to a public cloud or something, let's make that happen.
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>>3281 (OP) 
Fuck off Mossad. As if I'm going to share my image folder (that's likely full of metadata) over the internet with people I've never met.
You can have this one pic for free though.
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>>3288
You do realize that when you put any file onto (((cloud storage))), you're putting it on someone else's computer, right? That means they can see and even edit your files AT ANY TIME they want. A good, second hand, 500GB hard drive only costs about $10 and then no one can spy on your files (((in the cloud))).
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>>3330
This
>>3333
Quads of truth
>>3333
You can upload it through vpn if you're concerned about privacy. Unless your folder has personal information then I dont think ABC is the one you should be afraid of.
>cheap hdd
Nigger are you telling me to trade pics through hard drive? What?
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>>3337
The retarded gorilla nigger wojak posting faggot thinks >>3288 meant using cloud storage for storing your epic meems instead of using it as a way to share folders with other Anons.

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If I am elected president, I will make bullying illegal!
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>>3273
Vote for me and I will ask youtube comments what to do every time someone bullies.
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>>3279
Thanks doc.
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>>3308
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn                       
>VOTE
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
He doesn't need votes
>Zalgo text is cut off so it can't effect other posts
>Unless you put it in the name field
Wew.
>>3278
3rd pic = based

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How do I grow taller /b/? Please don't say shit like "be confident" or "find a short girl" because that's not why I want to be taller.
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>>3309
Being short makes your dick bigger.
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>>3310
this, also you could barely work out and look ripped. If I were to be under 5'5 I'll look swole to women/dyels, lankies look skinnier than what they weight do to the height.
>>3309
Stop being a bitch and work out specifically stretches and cardio, and consume protein.  Height is mostly determined by genetics and diet over generations.
>>3309
>If you cant help me, shut the fuck up.
You're not my dad.
Michael J. Fox isn't that tall and he's cool.

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We should find this fucker and tell him all the evil he has caused to our kind. And kick his balls.
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>>3098
It was before heavy leftist indoctrination and political correctness entered the common conscious. That said he left with no fuss unlike the furry soyblob.
>>3060 (OP) 
>Ecelebs
>>3083
Cuck chan was already fucked because of jewt before it was sold retard. Hiroshima is letting it rot while selling post data to marketing firms and taking adl/fed bribes.
>>3099
Yet he was also the Luggage Lad. Not all high points with him.
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>>3060 (OP) 
>We should find this fucker and tell him all the evil he has caused to our kind. And kick his balls.

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Apparantly both Taichi and Hikari where supposedly gonna be put into an incestuous relationship, That's pretty fucked up honestly.
>>2565 (OP) 
>fucked up
You mean hot as hell.
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>>2565 (OP) 
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>>2565 (OP) 
>
>>2565 (OP) 
I hate the faggy artstyle that the new stuff has. Taichi has absolutely zero masculinity in that image and Hikari looks bland and boring as fuck.
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>>3222
I agree. Tai was underage so that made sense why he didn't look too masculine, And hikari looked like an autist.

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