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>pedowheels mentioning pedophile imageboard, color me surprised
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>>329184
>I don't look forward to deleting some autistic pedophile's shit every day.
Have you considered just moving them here, or is that more effort than deleting his posts?
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>>329188
Ban+delete is a lot quicker
you don't ban, pedowheels. you have a rubber hammer that the adults gave you. go clean the cp out of the toilet lol
>>329179
nobody cares, joyeuse. he's right
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>>329175
the pedos don't care that you don't care
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>>329199
>you don't ban
<How Can The Bans Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real
You somehow think that people can't tell that you're evading, not that it matters to you.
>>329200
>the pedos don't care that you don't care
Not really an answer. If you can't post any earlier, then why?

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>be me 7 years ago
>friends with this girl since hs let's call her A
>don't have many friends let alone female ones so obviously I always liked her
>the two of us are we're pretty close compared to the rest of our friends group
>never had the balls to tell her fearing rejection
>one day through friends of friends this guy gets introduced to our group let's call him B
>in time he becomes B close with A and since I'm also close to her he collaterally becomes close to me
>the three of us end up hanging out together a lot
>he's a pretty cool guy, I honestly can't fault him for anything
>he helps me when I need and was always a bro to me and we hung out together on our own a bunch of times no problem
>but whenever we hang out with A I notice all of A's attention, which previously was mostly mine, is now focused on B
>every time we hang out I feel like I'm the third wheel
>I begin feeling jealousy and resentment towards B and being sorta paranoid I start thinking he was nice to me just to get to her
>a year passed since B got introduced to us and he's now as close to A as I ever was despite me knowing her for way longer
>these thoughts and feelings working their way through me and it starts showing
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>>329155
>I'd transition but I'm too tall and big boned.
What would be your trans name?
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>>329154
Same here, i was considered fairly attractive, i make no effort for looks, in fact i look like a bum and i like it, it filters out the superficial people and the more interesting ones tend to approach you.
I have had some fairly attractive women make hints at me but i pussied out, i have slight regrets like every man would, but in the end its better than getting involved in their shit and having to get aids treatment.
On the other hand how would you approach people for "contact" other than making passes at them, but its a game with no winners either way.
As some other anon said, if women want something, its for their own interest, either to fuck you over or fuck someone else over.
They piss me off so bad with their bullshit, but they all know they just entice men to do stupid shit and manipulate them then get pissed when their sick schemes backfire.
As far as i am concerned women are the source of all evil, from my observation the scheme is always the same, they lure others into their mental schemes and set themselfs up as victims and expect others to do what they envision and become upset when it does not work in their favor, they are by nature energetic black holes with no return.
In fact i spend some time thinking about this in metaphysical terms and concluded the feminine is the root source of evil.
They by nature cause evil and thus are evil, men dont behave as women claim men do when not in 
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>>329156
No anon I'm so very confused! Brain damage is heckin' valid and the reason why schizophrenia happens by age 25ish at the latest has nothing to do with how shitty people's lives are growing up, their waiting to have autonomy and trying to win at life, and when the CIA tortured people into having dementia that was all fake as well! Pain is not breaking you down into a slave with no ability to take control over your own life, it's weakness leaving the body, maggot! 
>>329157
We don't live in a meritocracy whether you're male or not. 
>>329164
LUH 3417
>>329160
Here's your (You).
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>>329178
Like actually though? I really need to know.
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>>329190
No, it would not be LUH 3417. It would be LE 69 and I would have a Yin Yang tramp stamp.

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No, just populate >>>/fit/
Brick by brick, c'mon.
>>329096 (OP) 
You gotta do reps.
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>not fit
>used to have no problem staying thin without trying
>then come 30s
>get kind of heavy
>get to at around 200lbs
>last year
>get treadmill
>start jogging
>going pretty well
>got to doing about 4 miles /day 5 days /week
>knee starts hurting
>go to PT
>guy tells me to use heating pad, stretch better, not do consecutive days
>knee starts to feel better
>start slower
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From kindergarden to HS I have had a total of 5 female classmates out of a total of 163.
2 of which were single moms by age 11/12 respectively, the dads were homeless early 50s yo gypsies.
2 which had birth defects which made them invalids (to the point one could only drool and only used her limbs to reach out to her mom if she was nearby otherwise someone had to push her wheelchair around, the other was severely retarded but could count and spea, had a mustache and was morbidly obese by 12)
and the last one advertised her OF when she was 14 on the same social media account her family, grandparents, highschool and middle school acquaintances knew her on.
This is the dating pool which I locally have access to.

I am going to an eastern european engineering university where for the past 5 years there hasn't been a single female graduate and historically very few if any women attended.
I intend to work in the merchant navy since it's the only way to make above 1k usd legally here.
This town is a semidecrepit and most of the people are in their late 40s and 50s.
The youth if they can, move away. Whoever remains are generally losers, criminals, prostitutes and a small segment of people which attend this one university as it is the only maritime university in the entire country.

In such an environment how am I supposed to get a gf?

I am almost 21 and was interested in commisioning as a reserve officer in the navy while studying to minmax military and civilian benefits and be a conscript to get more admission points for the aforementioned reserve program as I would be "prior service". 

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>>329158 (OP) 
This issue was part of why I quit school at one point. I was attending a pretty isolated uni, and many of the students were from other countries, so not good relationship material.
How long will you be in uni? You are still young, so you have some time. But I can imagine that working in the merchant marine also makes finding gf hard.
Will it be possible to travel to a more populous area sometimes while you are at uni to maybe meet someone? Or will you not have the time/money?
>>329158 (OP) 
man, i remember being so preoccupied about this at 19.
when you see the kind of literal retards in the dating market, you will start to simply not care anymore. when you find out about the amount of trust fund people who live with a monthly rent paid by their parents and brag about being independent and have sex every week, you will start to actively hate everyone.

yes OP, to have the youthgoy uni student experience(TM) you need to be in a mid to big sized city, an instagram profile, and preferably a dating app. that's it. miss one of these and you can start thinking about how to apply for your favorite ascetic order.
It shouldnt be hard to find a gf in eastern europe since women are loose(slutty) and have low standards, plus westerners are seen as a golden ticket.
The downside is most of them are primitive trash, either way in these times there is little to choose from i guess.
At this stage in time there is little point in joining any military as its a shitshow from either side and wont work out for any of them, you should be happy they turned off the conscription.
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pathetic sex addicts
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>>329169
Men always want to stick it in.

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How many donuts can you eat per day and still stay preem?
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I'm just not gonna eat it, the sugar.
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At present, six in a day.
>>329042
fuck anyone with lips like that
>>329033 (OP) 
if you're <25 then it doesn't matter
if you're > 25 and <30 then probably 3
if you're >30 probably 1
>>329033 (OP) 
1. Find basal metabolic rate calculator
2. Figure out how many calories are in your donuts, and how many are in your budget for maintaining weight
3. Profit

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Movies, music, videos, audiobooks.
Dates of scheduled showings will be posted in UTC and military time.
Playlist is open, click the plus button on the media bar beneath the embedment.
Showings are not beholden to forewarning.
Content will usually be linked afterwards depending on ease of availability when streamed for absentees and scavengers.

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>>328838
I got it encoded if you want to get the link ahead of time. Skimmed about 80% of it and seemed like it was fine.
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We're still on tonight, 10 or 11 hours.
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>>329083
dang, mick foley ain't looking too good
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sometimes the road is bleak but it is still a road which means that it was not a road before it were a road and on the road you can walk or drive the road itself is where no will end i thought jezebel will get off my mind and ease it put me on the same pavement i were on forever but seems that jezebel does not have intention to wait for not so good horses in it must be more wood in the doll of wood a wood that has been there before it were doll you could call it bones of a wooden doll and those bones are made out of wood the road down which you take may be the same road that horse has taken before that does not make you a horse
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>>329044 (OP) 
what the fuck is wrong with you? get help retard
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Terry Davis wants to FUCK from beyond the grave!!!
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>>329044 (OP) 
and the first time i've ever been in the game was in a bar with my friend who had been in a restaurant for over an hours before we got there so we had a good laugh about how we had to get there to the end and then the other night i had a drink with a couple drinks with the guy that had the whole time we had to wait in line to go in and then he said we had a meeting with him at a restaurant so i had a conversation and then i went and he was just so happy to be with us he said we didn't have a problem with the other game
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if the wire cause fire will the wood be the bone of the leg under the pavement?

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The agnatic line of the Spanish throne is going extinct and turning into cognatic with Princesses Leonor. Only way to preserve it is to make her marry one of the sons of prince Louis Alphonse who is their distant cousin. But this guy is a retard who claims the French throne, and in every election begs french “people”, to elect him. He’s also a descendant of Franco from his grandmother, and defends his legacy. So he’s like the embodiment of Spanish history and is the perfect candidate but he’s considered a clown and the Spanish royal family have cut relations with him. He also opposes gay marriage.
The only other choice is the royal family of Luxembourg, who share a grandfather with Leonor 300 years ago, Philipe V.
But of course it doesn’t matter at all because all current royals are just jew puppets and have zero legitimacy or honor, and it shows in their apathy towards ruling. Leonor will probably marry a “lawyer” she met in university while secretly fucking a nigger. Who knows it might even be a jew.
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>>328827
Make sure you have DHT disabled.
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>He also opposes gay marriage

Oh no the horror, so brave of them to cut him off. They deserve to die out if they're just going to be a bunch of pussy liberals, liberalism has no need for royals.
how does she smell?
>>328800 (OP) 
this is what happens when losers who havent graduated from high school are into politics
nobody cares about hereditary monarchy in spain, its legacy. the people have said theyre fine with princess leonor. there is no "agnatic line" so to speak, youre just imagining this, its male-preference, but its not strict.  princess leonor is heir because felipe vi has no sons, not because spain has "degenerated." she has studied for her position since she was born, making her a good candidate
if leonor becomes queen, the dynasty does *not* cease to exist, royal houses and dynasties are legal institutions whose names have often continued through femail sovereigns or been redefined over time
alphonse has never begged the french people to elect him i can see why you think that since you or your "source of information" didnt know what "claims to the throne" means
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>>329104
Hello school schizo. Are you a monarchist?

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Joyeuse would play Unteralterbach if it featured little boys in speedos.

Keep busy scrubbing the evidence away, loser.

addendum: OP is gay and loves cock
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>>329092
Has pedowheels figured out how to use TOR, or is he still stuck on CroxyProxy?
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>>329094
Yes, he typically uses Tor nowadays. He can't get enough CP so he trolls here via Tor out of embarrassment while he downloads gigs of CSAM I'm sure. It doesn't take a genius to download the Tor browser and click "launch", but he isn't a genius so he is definitely high up on the watchlist for getting put into infinite rape-death prison soon.
youre one to talk you havent even graduated from high school. you do not even know the significance of the following constant: 1.602176634*10^−19
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>>329105
tululo? shut the fuck up nigger monkey
>>329105
Hi school schizo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elementary_charge
I learned about this in physics.

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May the Slowloris of Comfy Victory bless you this day, Anons...
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>RIIISE FROM YOUR GRAAAVE!
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>>325930
>3rd vid.
I maintain that 1980's anime, when Japanese studios weren't concerned about copyright, were the golden age of the medium.
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