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Guys, I went down the rabbit hole of AI doomsday and I found an existential threat even more pressing and imminent against humanity.
Ok, so, yesterday I was driving to the grocery store and when I parked my car I forgot to pull the handbrake. That's all well and good, but I parked on a slope, so as soon as I left the car, the first thing it did was roll downhill and kill 5 pedestrians before finally reaching level terrain. Do you guys comprehend the magnitude of the problem? The car killed all those people ON ITS OWN! Sure, I had to park it on a slope and not pull the handbrake, but all it takes is someone else parking his car on an even higher slope and we will get a runaway car murdering countless people, possibly even all of humanity if the slope is just right.

Why is nobody worrying about the car apocalypse? We could go extinct literally any second now.
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>>334807
If you think the cracked concrete is bad? You should hear about the potholes.
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>>334816
>Potholes.
Are they really dangerous? My garden is full of them.
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>>334804
then why didn't you leave a (You) there? that thread is lonely
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>>334822
Stairs are even worse than potholes, cracked concrete and banana peels
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Don't you guys know there's a giant FIREBALL in the sky that LITERALLY BLINDS YOU if you stare at it????!!! How long has this been going on? Who is behind it?! How will humanity survive if it CAN'T SEE!!???!11

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how did you get into drake?
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I'm glad you asked. In 2015 I was listening to lolishit--a creator of lolicore, breakcore for pedophiles--and I was intrigued by the unique rhythmic-melodic structures of this music, which I later learned were actually from Drake songs which were remixed as the basis for this music.
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>>334757
>how did he get into drake?
Through the back.
>>334757
>>334758
What is this double posting niggery?
>19/03/2026
Holy fuck this thread is still going strong.
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is it gay to like a bald woman

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boo
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>>334751
>Hasan Piker fan
>Australian
>those groups
big if true
what even is this thread anymore
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>>334766
>patrician
it was only 2000 years after the romans that europeans got an incurable case of brown fever
i meant 1000 but whatever
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>>334756
We must
>C:\>execute order 66
<Illegal command: execute.
FUCK!

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It's well accepted in the public arena that predatory apps like TikTok and Instagram are causing mental health problems to teens, who are being bombarded with unattainable images of how superficially beautiful they should be. But why is nobody talking about Pokemon? Everyone surely remembers the episode where Brok reveals his cooking skills, even being able to make individual entrees for each pokemon. This is a complete lie though, you can't be a pokemon master or even trainer and have time to cook competetively. I have been cooking for over 20 years, spending over $400,000 on the highest tier ingredients, skipping work often just to level up my cooking, and I only now am an entry level chef. Let's ban pokemon. It's time to get this conversation started. Pokemon is full of unattainable ideas like this. Impressionable kids would literally see the episode where Brok makes rice balls and conclude they have to be a chef as well as a police man and whatever else they already set to devote their life to. This of course comes as no surprise as Pokemon is an Asian product, and those people would kill themselves just to have a few achievments that stick out among the masses.
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>>332615
The time is what gets people not the actual difficulty... And for that they end up eating garbage because they don't live in Asia where every corner has actual decent food you can buy.
>>332599
Checked. Is this the anon who did the proper architect posting months ago and BTFO the OP before?
This. It's time to get this conversation started. Pokemon literally broke my brain. It made me think cooking is something you can do on the side. I spent the next 20 years again and again cooking something, wasting 8 hours of a day thinking I can just whip up a turkey, then it comes out of the oven as completely amateur slop. I may as well have just winged it (no pun intended).

Food recipe bloggers spend billions of dollars on food presentation so that you think their 5 step recipe is going to produce gourmet food. Again and again I fall for it. The harsh truth is that cooking actual good food takes years of training and these blogs that just want you to view their ads are harmful misinformation just like Pokemon.
Pokemon should be rated 19+ and require facial verification to watch on a screen.
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>>334760
*points camera at man on TV news station*

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>>334684
I can't help it if seman is delicious, I'm a important part of the the ecosystem, lol
>>334673
Are tax dollars the newest talking point?
The government stepping in with AI stuff which they totally had no hand in whatsoever, by the way is going to be the biggest "WE DID IT, REDDIT" moment of all time.
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>>334713
It's just the next boomer point.
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>>334713
It's not recent. Big Beautiful Bill that provides funding for AI data centers was one of the first things passed by Trump admin. If you're paying any taxes, then some of them are going to those AI grifters. But it's not like your tax money wasn't being wasted before either, like to fund lots of wars all over the place (when red team is active) or subversive NGOs (when blue team is active). And no matter which team is online, Israel is always getting your tax funds no matter what, because they fucking own the US government.

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wanna have sex?
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>>334700
Touching actual women is disgusting period. Fuck a doll or get a fleshlight
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>>334701 
Ur a fag for sure unless you're talking about fatties or extremely ugly women.
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>>334732
>Ur a fag for sure
>as he talks about women who have touched more dicks than you have your entire life
Brain damage or lack of oxygen from the womb?
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>>334734
And how did u know that though, i mean women having touched many dicks, do you assume every woman on earth are like that? And even if so, why does it matter a lot if she had previous relationships? As long as she's faithful and loyal especially if your aim is long-term relationship, it shouldn't really matter; yes ofc having one with a virgin is amazing but sometimes you just gotta accept or else you'll never have a gf.
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>>334736
>And how did you know that though
You truly are naive and hopeless.
>As long as she's faithful and loyal
>especially if your aim is long-term relationship
>it shouldn't matter
Enjoy getting divorced and having it hit you out of nowhere like a freight train because you took a 1/100 coin flip.

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Are you on the rape spectrum?
Which part of it?
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I relyrelywannarape now uuuuu~
>>329231 (OP) 
How does it work?
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>>331875
1. Give some foid the ick
2. ???
3. Congratulations! You are now on the rape spectrum.
>>329231 (OP) 
>stops at 100
rookie numbers
>>331875
Just be an average man and you are now a rapist for simply just not being attractive enough.
Remember anything negative about you as a man can always be simplified down to you being ugly not that you weren't intelligent enough or what not. Which is why as a kid it's the least worst treatment you'll have in your life which as soon as you start growing they want to just use you.

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A continuation of the low effort review threads. Come on in and post your review for something you've just watched.

Part 1: https://archive.is/7e5KU
Part 2: https://archive.is/QOdf4
Part 3: https://archive.is/8nsoU
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>>330381
Is this from the movie or is this your actual opinion?
>Made in Abyss, the Golden City arc
Basically perfect. Just an awful, awful, horrible, fucked up situation. Nothing ever gets better, every revelation is worse than the last. It's everything that this story was setting out to do. Perfection.
>>320649 (OP) 
Ted Lasso is based
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it was terrible
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a rare good horror sequel

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>Women banned from voting
>Girls banned from secondary school
>Some western funded woman protested
>The Taliban did NOT tolerate it
>No more protests
>Now women are literally banned from speaking in public (not joking)
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>>333807
No.
1. You'd have absolutely zero connections there. Afghan society runs on familial connections. 
2. Even if you did learn Pashtun and converted to Islam, you'd still be an outsider because you're not Pashtun. Unlike America, Afghans are ethno-centric. So you'll never even be able to be accepted as one of them when you try to make connections. 
You might be able to find a wife but you will be subsumed into her family, not yours. To her family, you will be a resource.
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>>330030
<Back to the front
>You will do what I say when I say
<Back to the front
>You will die when I say you must die
<Back to the front
>You coward, you servant, you blind man
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>>333807
I like the way you make Afghanistan sound. 
>>333831
Is it possible to find a woman with no family connections? Like a woman who has had most of her family die? What exactly are the marriage traditions in Afghanistan? Why couldn't I marry a woman then move away from her family? I mean I'm not against visiting them but Why would I be subsumed into her family? Also isn't it technically possible to buy a wife?
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>>330030
Well, George W. Bush went full retard with the Axis of Evil speech where the USA declared that they absolutely did intend to go to war with Iran just because the thought of being the world's sole superpower made their dicks hard. Right up until that moment, Iran was actually assisting the USA a lot with neutralizing the Taliban, because Iran was also at war with them and because the Taliban had a bigger history of trying to blow up Iranian Shia holy sites than it did of trying to blow up the USA, so Iran wanted to kill these people very badly and coordinated with the USA for the two goals of killing more Taliban and staying out of each other's way. It went pretty well until the USA said "actually Iran, we want to do the same shit we did with Iraq and Afghanistan to your country too"  at which point Iran's new policy became "fuck up everything the USA is doing, keep your enemies busy fighting each other, and keep the USA bogged down in forever conflicts in the middle east so that the war is being fought outside your borders instead of inside."

The end result of that was a failed Afghanistan war, among many other problems, but the USA also fucked up plenty on its own with horrible mismanagement and lying. The media really carried a lot of water for Biden too by letting him get away with completely fumbling the exit.
>>333807
It may be possible for locals yes, but I don't think a Westerner could secure that type of life there tbh.
Based on the travel vlogs of nutcases who visited the country recently Afghans seem kind and welcoming towards guests. It may be an exotic travel destination but settling there long-term and integrating fully into that goat herding society isn't something I'd bet on. Pakistan would be more realistic because they're not as clan-based and have way more English speakers than Afghanistan but it would still be a big challenge.

>>333963
>Is it possible to find a woman with no family connections?
How would such a woman even exist in a country where they can't work to sustain themselves? I'm not even sure they're allowed to drive
Even if it could potentially happen, why would that woman willingly refuse to affiliate herself to a clan for protection? And even if she did, how would you even find that needle in the entire country without speaking the language?
Going to Afghanistan just to pick a woman sounds a bit convoluted to me. In the Philippines they sell like candy, especially to whites.

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How are you celebrating?
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>>334564
People die if they are killed!
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>>334566
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by
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>>334566
People ONLY die if they are killed. Glowniggers go around killing elderly people to perpetuate the myth that human lifespan is limited.
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>>334569
>Glowniggers secretly kill boomers
Don't try to make me like glowniggers. It will not work.
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Trannycorn is a dickhead. Now this is some real avatarfagging.

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