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>>246210
You can run quantaized 2B models on cpu these days
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Dead board lol
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>>247346
pretty hard to catch HIV if you're the one doing the fucking. PREP works very well too. but honestly I'm gonna wrap it up next time I fugg a ladyboy... just not worth going in raw considering the nuclear waste tier level of disease in ladyboy ass
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>>247347
I hate condoms so fucking much, kike invention.
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>>247348
yeah... that's one of the things the Catholic church got right: condoms are a mortal sin. I've gotten custom fit condoms from one before and they're a lot better than the shite you can buy at the drugstore, but still condoms are categorical fucking bummer and a true barrier to intimacy

the history of condoms is also pretty interesting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_condoms). back in the day, they were using linen condoms, soaking in some fucking foul concoction to try to avoid STDs. Japan even had hard condoms made from tortoise shell. can't imagine that being ever worth it ever. we really have come a long way in this department.
>>240130
OH NO THIS AGED LIKE MILK... PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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more alive than forcuck

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I like 2hus.
No Futa allowed
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>>247375
Nice. LNB next?
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>>247377
eventually but i think its a bit far off since im still relying on bombs too much
gonna 1cc with every shot type (cant wait to have to play marisab) and then ill attempt for an lnb
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>>247381
UFO is a blast. It has fond memories. Shot completionism is based. MarisaB is terrible. Ganbatte your best.
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I like 2hus.

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>>247205
>Using distros with systemdicks
>>246974
who is the fatass Shrek on the side of Mark?
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>>246718
more likely, the loyal anons will remain in the alt-chans while the normies get shed, favoring a more colorful, modern UI like in bluesky or some shit
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>>247205
Adding to this: the xz backdoor didn't even make it to production, people found it loooong before it became a problem for anyone except exclusively testers.

xz being found despite it being a years-long social engineering and state-sponsored supply chain attack should give you HOPE of how secure the Linux ecosystem is, not despair.
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>>247217
tvchan site owner

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I over ate and now I feel bad about it and I want to vomit it all out. I went to the toilet and tried shoving my hand in my throat, but I only retched a little. Not even stomach acid, I think I just regurgitated saliva from my throat.
How do I make myself vomit properly? All I have managed was give myself a headache.
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>>247312 (OP) 
So you have bulimia? Are you a 14 year old girl? Or a sissy like zomz?
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>>247319
Site doesn't load. Was it supposed to be a gross video? I have seen plenty of those over the years and they give me to physical reaction.
>>247321
If I was bulimic I'd already know how to puke.
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>>247337
lucky you but let me help you out still
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>>247340
Like I said... gross, but still just pixels on my screen.
You stick your fingers into your throat and you know the thing thats hanging in your throat like a set of balls? Aim your fingers on those and wiggle your fingers up and down

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I got bored of imageboards so I would rather just stop browsing them. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>247397 (OP) 
The drug hits harder when you don't have tolerance.

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Just turned 18 and I dont want to be a wagie slavie (duh). I spent the  last three years of my life mostly in bed from chronic fatigue/depression so i know nothing about what im supposed to do, cant drive+no social life/skills, but parents are pressuring me to either go be a wagie slavie or go to college to be a higher paid wagie slavie. so i agreed and took some classes at community college and there isnt much here. i guess its interesting but im not there to learn, im there to maximize my wagie(bux)/slavie(hours) but even what im supposed to do now sucks balls. Even though im not really doing anything in life atm, i am always fucking stressed and picking at my scalp. And its worse than doing nothing because i have to stay inside stressed if i want the screen to be visible.

i picked engineering because it seems to be best value for a zero EQ loser, professor has given next to no instruction on how to CAD the example model. i give up, instructions were worthless and deadline is today. my constitution is terrible for being a wagie, i don't have the will, i'd probably quit and die or kill myself. i dont have the energy to start a life, it's over before it even began and that is truly humiliating help

how is it even worth it to live being a drag on others slavery and being a mattress decoration. the effort required to live is just too much. im in usa so neetbux isnt free candy.

i see there are a gorillion such loser life threads so its a common problem but wheres the co
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What do i do. Im in my mid twenties and i dropped out of high school a decade ago. Im a recluse and i need a job. I want to work from home. All ive done is nothing since i left high school and now im being forced to go work a normal job. How can i fix this? What can i learn that will enable me to work from homr?
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>>246145
I saw your post in /tech/. yeah i can feel it. honestly does sound nicer. my vision is nearsighted from too much reading when younger, idk if it can be fixed. i noticed many years ago that after two days not reading anything at all (camping) that it got better a bit. but since then ive not managed to escape staring at something too close to me for that long. :(
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>>246422
Build a social media following. Flip houses. Get a truck with a sleeper. Sell power from solar panels. Fix cars. Sell stock photos. Rent out rooms. Rent out servers. Do people's homework. Petsit. Craft garden gnomes. Grow weed, shrooms, and cacti.
>>247310
Nice heron. I knew I was effortposting too hard. I like writing but it makes me too recognizable.
>idk if it can be fixed
Lasik?
>>245901 (OP) 
fuk ur gay sob story tbh this bord is cringe dick holders now
be happy ur in a real job unlike me doin software where evrythin pays but involvs being 100% fabricated markets like buildin a lib for an autistic neckbeard's open src proj based on dum ideas so the ecu faggot can shov it in his autosar slop and the car can crash cus its build in software instead of REAL SHIT that involves CAD n mechanics
>>245901 (OP) 
>i picked engineering because it seems to be best value for a zero EQ loser
>I dont want to be a wagie slavie
99% of your life as an engineerd will be wagie slaving in a cube designing trinkets for a multi billion dollar company while your boss imports street shitting competition to drive down your wages as shit gets more expensive. There's a reason why engineers are in the top 5 for suicide rates.
If you don't want to be a loser engineer you have to have familial bankroll, direct unlimited access to a production machine shop, or direct access to the industry you're interested in by the time you're 16.

Get a job you don't hate, work part-time and keep your hours under 20/week.
Spend time on yourself and people you enjoy. Do things on the side, but never chase money.
Use the foodbanks. Use the obamacare. Build a house on BLM land. Always make mistakes on your tax forms.
Beans, barley, and buckwheat are all cheap and nutritious.

You are owed a quality of life equal to your great-great-grandfather.
He was able to raise 10 kids in a house he owned with a car and a dog as a chronic fuckup alcoholic that lost his job every year on a single income without a highschool diploma. Based on a true story from Ohio.

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Oi oi oi cuckchan refugee!
You can't just WALTZ IN to every "altchan" as if you own the place! For your information, even if after your INVASION everything looks too BARREN and DEAD as SHIT for your little smooth brain raped by TikTok to handle, we all have a CULTURE to maintain around here! 
First off on the unspoken rules. Millennials are kings. Anyone older is a stinky bitch corpse ruining the communities and anyone younger is just a walking cum splurt ruining the communities. Don't fucking ask why everyone try to act young and are nostalgic for what boomers liked. It's just none of your business, dipshit.
Second. The less of a rotting autistic deadbeat you are, the more WE can sniff out the OUTSIDER in YOU. We just MIGHT forgive your TRANSGRESSIONS of TRESPASSING if you offer up highest quality tributes of OC, and we'll still have the right to call you a cuckchan faggot, but you'll also have to mind the third...
Third. Don't effortpost too hard. The off-site organization clique doesn't approve of recognizable outcast weirdo faggots.
Fourth. THE SPERGIEST IS ALWAYS RIGHT. /pol/tard spergs out on you after he figures out you're Irish? HE'S IN THE RIGHT. You offer contributions to some bitter fuck in a bad mood who interprets it as if you're here to rape him and bite his balls off? HE'S IN THE RIGHT. Free speech, rules, and sensibility were made to serve the relatable spergmeisters, vermin.
Well? GOT IT? If you have any PROBLEMS with CONSTRUCTIVE and TIGHT-KNIT anonymo
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>>247372
It's called clopping, dad.
>>247369
Altchan refers specifically to a small, unpopulous imageboard. Like I wouldn't consider 8chan an altchan.
>>247369
I call them message boards, but they're essentially an evolution of bulletin boards.
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<why yes, I go to imageboards to fit in and behave myself! How could you tell?
>>247355 (OP) 
Except we can. you are just scared little girl too weak to compete. lion is still the king of the jungle wherever he goes.

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...im so bored. not inspired. not, trained. not, GIFTED. help
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>>247374 (OP) 
You’ve improved a lot despite resistance and you have high standards. I’d say you’re alright in my book.
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>>247385
thank- i dont care. i need more scoro. an ultimate scoro

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From the 8chan days. Post it if youve got it.
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>>236697 (OP) 
Lots of /v/idya shitposting and gondolas back then
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>>24736
de glassigs :DDDD
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>>247364
but in de end DD:

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