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Why aren't there more efforts to promote our own culture and to create alternative media? There used to be so many art/drawfags that would whip up high quality art on a whim in any given thread. Now, it seems that most of the really talented ones have left. Are there no more drawfags among us?
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>>124267
Look at that little turtle. Why's he so cute???
>>124187 (OP) 
because leftist censorship will wipe you out. Are you new here?
I'll buy a middling drawpad and shart out some stuff here in the next couple of months. Don't know how dedicated I'll be or how much I'll improve but I'm willing to draw most things and maybe I'll make someone smile a bit.
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>>125442
You have my full support behind your efforts. May you find the harmony, strive for the beauty and give some poor soul some needed respite.

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I think I had my first episode of sleep paralysis last night

I was sleeping on the side with my hand on my shoulder like usual, then I hallucinated my grandma calling me trying to wake me up and touching my hand. I called out for her but I didn't make much of an effort to move to turn and look towards where the voice was coming from. This went on for like a minute, during which I hallucinated checking my watch. At some point I started wondering why I wasn't waking up and why was my grandma there since it was still dark and so I asked myself "maybe it's a spirit?" and then I a wave of shivers down my entire back and a male voice said something like "you realized" or something along those lines and so I freaked out and tried to move but realized I couldn't. I panicked and mustered all my willpower and strength I had and snapped out of it and looked behind me. The end. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Has anyone noticed that something doesnt want us to have a word for two phenomenological occurrences? 

Sleep Paralysis = alien/entity body and mind control. 

Uncanny Valley = seeing a human but sensing and knowing that it isnt human. 

Both of these "distance" us away from what they are. Mechanisms, protocols, to do so, the capability of doing so, the intent to do so, the interruption and usurpation of human life when doing so. To see it logically, what they do, whoever they are during such an event, theyre simply employing a science that we don't understand, yet. 

And, they aren't telling us who they are, what theyre up to, or why theyre doing it. Theyre simply running amok like niggers, victimizing us, hurting us, causing us pain,, and using every advantage they have to keep us from scientifically scrutinizing it.
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>>122522
I used to get sleep paralysis pretty bad.  I'd be lying on my stomach but feel like I was lying on my back.  I'd see the bedroom door wide open even though it was closed in reality.  The shadow would always come through and climb onto my bed.  Turned out to be linked to an alarm clock radio.  I read once that the rf waves can mess with a person's temporal lobe and cause bad dreams and sleep paralysis.  Moved the clock radio out of my room just to see if would make a difference.  Never had sleep paralysis again.
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I've heard it happens when you're in bed and you don't scratch an itch. It's the body's way to know if you're asleep or not.
>>122491
What did you do with those powers?
>>122501
>Could you tell if this spirit was malevolent, or was it just some prankster having a little fun at your expense?
I don't know but it sounded angry when I heard its voice.
>>122534
Wait how the fuck does that work? The clock radio wouldn't have been brodcasting anything. The radio waves that it was picking up would still be there in either case right?

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Japanese privilege being taught in schools.
So much for your "based japan"
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go cherrypick somewhere else, you faggot
I wish I could read moon runes to tell, but I can't read moon runes.
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Why the fuck should nips care about gorillas? Or anyone really, but they in particular have no common history with them.
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It was only a matter of time the jews extended their influence beyond anime.
>>125427
Why does Sweden? The only empire they had were the surrounding countries and what became Philadelphia.
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We're watching the world collapse in real time. I honestly don't know what I'll do when the same thing will happen in my country.

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>Ariana Richards, Lex from Jurassic Park, now works as a professional painter
Always nice to see people escape pedowood and get real jobs
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I thought she was hot when I was 7 years old.
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>>119759
she thought you were hot too
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>>119761
If this is some kind of pedo joke, I was 7 when the movie came out.
like i could barely push my swollen, throbbing cockhead into her clenching, resisting, quivering anus
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>>125347
>Neuroplasticity doesn't exist
The older you get, the less it exists.
Past a certain age, and/or past a certain exposure, it ceases to exist altogether.
>There ain't
<nuh-uh
>No, to succeed you must fail, a lot, all the time, all over the place.
Provided first that you have built a resilience to failure through success.
>What fucking assumption?
The false one.
>You think that's it's only bad for you, that it's bad for your development as a fighter, as a human being?
Tossing him into the ring without building him up first and teaching him a few things is equivalent to throwing a baby into water and expecting it to swim.
>"Training in judo is also extremely beneficial to those who lack confidence in themselves due to lack of failures." Kodokan Judo, Jigoro Kano, page 23
I doubt the training plan for such a judoka is to immediately throw him into randori at his first lesson.
>Some whiner on the internet with nary a source to his name
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>The older you get, the less it exists.
That's not at all.
lol
There's a hayflick limit that rears up earlier in the brain, but that's easily avoided too.
>Provided first that you have built a resilience to failure through success.
There are no successes, dude. There is only failures built on failures.
>Tossing him into the ring without building him up first and teaching him a few things is equivalent to throwing a baby into water and expecting it to swim.
What the fuck do you think sparring consists of? You fucking train a lot before you do sparring in striking.
>I doubt the training plan for such a judoka is to immediately throw him into randori at his first lesson.
Literally any BJJ gym in the world will do that.
Maybe you should fuckin do some sports instead of impotently whining like a bitch?
>There are sources to his claims
There aren't
>he just doesn't write them
Cos there ain't
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>>125350
>There are no successes, dude. There is only failures built on failures.
Now you're starting to get it. Just remove that layer of sarcasm first.
>read this retarded shit again
That just proves it right.
>>124409
Fuck off, I grab my mom's boobs every now and then(not sexual fuck off). They feel great and I can't stop myself, if only you peasants had the privelege to grab a nice pair of hoogabaloongas of a nice mature lady, heheh.
>>124412
This nigga gets it. I pity the boobcels.

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ITT: dedicate a song to someone. This is mine to the kikes and my parents.
I was just thinking of that song yesturday out of nowhere.

How/where to gain experience selling illustrations anyway
space marines
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yuri
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>>125259
Wheres that

Some artist/office/stalls just improov astronomically. The hell do they know the spot. 
This is not, logically, democratic. Or liberal.
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>>124442 pls kill yourself and your mum lol
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>>124469
????? Is this not international
Want to market my guitar playing?
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>>124474
However is that

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The answer will always be, "No."
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>>120617 (OP) 
Will OP ever stop his one man crusade to suck every dick on the planet?
>>120617 (OP) 
Hey Anon will you not make a sandwich for me?
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Is the answer to this question no?
>>120617 (OP) 
Is there any man your mother would reject out of common decency?

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I just realized that I was never taught how to wipe my ass. What's the most optimal way to clean yourself and how far are you supposed to dig into your anus to get through the shit that's stuck there? For me, I lean to one side of the seat and wipe until I see nothing on the paper. I then dig about half a centimeter deep into my ass to get the remaining shit particles. Also, how do girls with long fingernails wipe?
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>>125201 (OP) 
>Also, how do girls with long fingernails wipe?
They don't wipe, because girls don't poop.
>>125201 (OP) 
>What's the most optimal way to clean yourself
Bidet.
>how far are you supposed to dig into your anus to get through the shit that's stuck there
If you're doing this, you're doing it wrong. Get more well behaved and cleaned poop by eating better.
>Also, how do girls with long fingernails wipe?
They don't consider it until they actually have to take a shit, then they just halfass some solution that doesn't really work, and end up with skid marks, but they don't care because they're getting dick either way.

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